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Crucifixion? Yes. Good. Out of the door, line to the left, one cross each. Next!*

Posted by biclops

on October 31, 2026, 09:04, in reply to "Q: why wasn’t Joseph there at the crucifixion?"

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A1: that was Jesus’s weekend with his real dad

A2: he went out for a pack of smokes

A3: he wasn’t there for the conception either

Just as the four walls closed me within
My eyes are opened up with pure sunlight

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Q: why wasn’t Joseph there at the crucifixion? - ATL October 31, 2026, 06:15

Was out picking up his Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat at the cleaners* - illini222 October 31, 2026, 11:06
Crucifixion? Yes. Good. Out of the door, line to the left, one cross each. Next!* - biclops October 31, 2026, 09:04

And happy Reformation Day to those who celebrate. * - larue33 October 31, 2026, 07:18
Who’s crucifixion? - timmer October 31, 2026, 07:10
I know you’re only mocking religion, but he was dead by that time.* - Stu October 31, 2026, 06:33
- true. Most people back then never saw their 36th bday. Joseph was 20-25 when Jesus was born - bbonb October 31, 2026, 11:06
- There is no mention of Joseph's death in the canonical gospels - ATL October 31, 2026, 07:10
  - It's assumed that Jesus would not have made one of his disciples responsible for Mary - larue33 October 31, 2026, 07:14
  - It wasn't really custom, just had aftermarket pipes. * - doubledown October 31, 2026, 07:12
- Nobody is mocking religion. Christianity isn't a religion. - doubledown October 31, 2026, 07:02
  - That is something a particular type of Christian would say. - larue33 October 31, 2026, 07:12
    - I agree with you. It IS a religion... and shares aspects with all other religions. Specifically: - Wotcher October 31, 2026, 09:54
      - it can also produce truly good people who do great things and change lives* - bbonb October 31, 2026, 11:09
        
        Huh. Interesting. Maybe someday I'll meet one of those people. Doubt it, but maybe.* - Wotcher October 31, 2026, 11:24

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