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As expected, Caitlin Clark picked #1 by the Indiana Fever*

Posted by biclops <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=biclops' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 15, 2024, 18:41:08

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Hey mister you don't wanna walk on water
Cause you're only gonna walk all over me

Iowa has their Clark replacement, Lucy Olsen is now a Hawkeye. *

Posted by larue33 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=larue33' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 18, 2024, 8:15:41, in reply to "As expected, Caitlin Clark picked #1 by the Indiana Fever*"

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I went back and looked - she had 22 points on 25shots against us in the WBIT championship.

Posted by ATL <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ATL' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 18, 2024, 8:22:04, in reply to "Iowa has their Clark replacement, Lucy Olsen is now a Hawkeye. *"

that's high usage

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"For the regulated community, a FONSI represents happy days."

I’ve had to stop myself a few times today

Posted by illini21 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=illini21' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 17, 2024, 21:28:05, in reply to "As expected, Caitlin Clark picked #1 by the Indiana Fever*"

From not responding to random high school Facebook friends posting memes about Clark’s WNBA salary compared to NBA salaries.

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stupid people gonna stupid

Posted by IlliniSax05 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=IlliniSax05' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 18, 2024, 7:50:44, in reply to "I’ve had to stop myself a few times today "

Why do you hate me, Sammich?

MAJOR UPDATE: "Maybe you're not such a bad egg, Lisle-y"
-Sammich, 1/15/2011

She’s getting her own Nike shoe. And 8 figure deal

Posted by CanHartlebHireSnider <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=CanHartlebHireSnider' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 17, 2024, 21:24:07, in reply to "As expected, Caitlin Clark picked #1 by the Indiana Fever*"

Seems like she’ll be ok in the WNBA.

https://theathletic.com/5424729/2024/04/17/caitlin-clark-nike-endorsement-indiana-fever-wnba/

Black Twitter is in uproar*

Posted by HamptonSki <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=HamptonSki' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 18, 2024, 8:34:13, in reply to "She’s getting her own Nike shoe. And 8 figure deal"

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Seems like she’ll be ok in the WNBA.

https://theathletic.com/5424729/2024/04/17/caitlin-clark-nike-endorsement-indiana-fever-wnba/

Don’t tell Darren Rovell*

Posted by GMAW <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=GMAW' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 18, 2024, 7:49:47, in reply to "She’s getting her own Nike shoe. And 8 figure deal"

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Seems like she’ll be ok in the WNBA.

https://theathletic.com/5424729/2024/04/17/caitlin-clark-nike-endorsement-indiana-fever-wnba/

Apparently Gregg Doyel is being dragged across the internet for being a creep towards Clark*

Posted by CanHartlebHireSnider <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=CanHartlebHireSnider' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 17, 2024, 17:44:46, in reply to "As expected, Caitlin Clark picked #1 by the Indiana Fever*"

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never trust a gregg with 2 g's*

Posted by lcubed <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=lcubed' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 18, 2024, 8:03:55, in reply to "Apparently Gregg Doyel is being dragged across the internet for being a creep towards Clark*"

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The extra G is for goddamn that was akward*

Posted by ISeeDeadHawkeyes <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ISeeDeadHawkeyes' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 18, 2024, 8:05:16, in reply to "never trust a gregg with 2 g's*"

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When Dave Portnoy thinks you are a misogynistic pig, you know you fucked up*

Posted by HamptonSki <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=HamptonSki' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 18, 2024, 7:13:38, in reply to "Apparently Gregg Doyel is being dragged across the internet for being a creep towards Clark*"

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Gregg, you idiot!*

Posted by Poldark <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Poldark' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 18, 2024, 4:45:44, in reply to "Apparently Gregg Doyel is being dragged across the internet for being a creep towards Clark*"

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Social Misfit who wants to coach Illinois women's basketball.

"He's jealous of detlef."

If only he had just challenged her to a MMA cage match like usual he wouldn’t be in this situation*

Posted by Blazer <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Blazer' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 18, 2024, 1:53:30, in reply to "Apparently Gregg Doyel is being dragged across the internet for being a creep towards Clark*"

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apology

Posted by biclops <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=biclops' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 17, 2024, 19:53:24, in reply to "Apparently Gregg Doyel is being dragged across the internet for being a creep towards Clark*"

Today in my uniquely oafish way, while welcoming @CaitlinClark22 to Indy, I formed my hands into her signature 🫶. My comment afterward was clumsy and awkward. I sincerely apologize. Please know my heart (literally and figuratively) was well-intentioned. I will do better.

https://x.com/greggdoyelstar/status/1780735900000866690?s=46&t=Z2WDeGTY1oiKv3V21L4QWw

Hey mister you don't wanna walk on water
Cause you're only gonna walk all over me

I saw another tweet from him saying the Sky want to move the Fever games

Posted by bjl63 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=bjl63' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 17, 2024, 18:36:53, in reply to "Apparently Gregg Doyel is being dragged across the internet for being a creep towards Clark*"

to the United Center

As late as last week, I saw he was still writing about how "classy" Purdue was in defeat

Posted by ilinni11 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ilinni11' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 17, 2024, 18:54:24, in reply to "I saw another tweet from him saying the Sky want to move the Fever games "

while bemoaning how terrible it must be to be national champs and an asshole like Dan Hurley.

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Good. That was horribly inappropriate and unprofessional. Fuck off Gregg*

Posted by ilinni11 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ilinni11' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 17, 2024, 18:11:32, in reply to "Apparently Gregg Doyel is being dragged across the internet for being a creep towards Clark*"

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ooo

Posted by biclops <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=biclops' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 17, 2024, 17:48:36, in reply to "Apparently Gregg Doyel is being dragged across the internet for being a creep towards Clark*"

https://x.com/nicoleauerbach/status/1780703045128700263?s=46&t=Z2WDeGTY1oiKv3V21L4QWw

Hey mister you don't wanna walk on water
Cause you're only gonna walk all over me

Imagine how much worse this would be if you could see him making the heart sign.

Posted by OB25 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=OB25' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 17, 2024, 21:25:33, in reply to "ooo"

The audio certainly doesn’t do the awkwardness justice.

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When something is happening, young people like to say it’s “lit.”

Cute TayTay "if I was a man"...*

Posted by Taz <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Taz' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 17, 2024, 18:29:43, in reply to "ooo"

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Sometimes you just need to yeet a bobcat *

Being an Illini fan is a goddamn curse.*

eff*

Posted by gvibes <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=gvibes' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 17, 2024, 18:27:57, in reply to "ooo"

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I don't understand what happened*

Posted by gvibes <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=gvibes' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 17, 2024, 18:27:55, in reply to "ooo"

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Neither do I. It sounded creepy but I couldn't tell what happened*

Posted by UofIL6 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=UofIL6' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 17, 2024, 19:05:29, in reply to "I don't understand what happened*"

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I assume he did the heart hands thing to her that she does

Posted by IlliniSax05 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=IlliniSax05' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 17, 2024, 19:10:05, in reply to "Neither do I. It sounded creepy but I couldn't tell what happened*"

Why do you hate me, Sammich?

MAJOR UPDATE: "Maybe you're not such a bad egg, Lisle-y"
-Sammich, 1/15/2011

Correct and then just made it awkward.

Posted by Dilbert <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Dilbert' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 17, 2024, 19:40:32, in reply to "I assume he did the heart hands thing to her that she does"

"If you start doing that to me, we will get along just fine"

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Right, it’s so easy to make that not awkward. But he took it to the wrong place.

Posted by ATL <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ATL' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 17, 2024, 19:46:05, in reply to "Correct and then just made it awkward. "

If he had a modicum of self-awareness, or social skills, he wouldn’t have done that. Or maybe I’m just misinterpreting it, because I’m not a woman I don’t have to deal with idiot men.

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"If you start doing that to me, we will get along just fine"

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"For the regulated community, a FONSI represents happy days."

The key point being he never would have done anything similar to a man*

Posted by PDO <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=PDO' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 17, 2024, 19:48:08, in reply to "Right, it’s so easy to make that not awkward. But he took it to the wrong place."

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If he had a modicum of self-awareness, or social skills, he wouldn’t have done that. Or maybe I’m just misinterpreting it, because I’m not a woman I don’t have to deal with idiot men.

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"If you start doing that to me, we will get along just fine"

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True, but we can also recognize that there's a solid chance that

Posted by longsnapper <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=longsnapper' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 17, 2024, 20:05:27, in reply to "The key point being he never would have done anything similar to a man*"

Gregggg Doyle is a fucking loser that has little to no interaction with women, which is why he became a college jock sniffer, so this interaction was inevitable.

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If he had a modicum of self-awareness, or social skills, he wouldn’t have done that. Or maybe I’m just misinterpreting it, because I’m not a woman I don’t have to deal with idiot men.

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"If you start doing that to me, we will get along just fine"

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Lots of puns, no real answers

Yeah. Probably true. *

Posted by ATL <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ATL' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 17, 2024, 19:48:55, in reply to "The key point being he never would have done anything similar to a man*"

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If he had a modicum of self-awareness, or social skills, he wouldn’t have done that. Or maybe I’m just misinterpreting it, because I’m not a woman I don’t have to deal with idiot men.

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"If you start doing that to me, we will get along just fine"

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"For the regulated community, a FONSI represents happy days."

Correct*

Posted by illini21 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=illini21' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 17, 2024, 19:38:00, in reply to "I assume he did the heart hands thing to her that she does"

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Greg Doyel Greg Doyeled.*

Posted by ATL <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ATL' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 17, 2024, 18:35:56, in reply to "I don't understand what happened*"

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https://x.com/nicoleauerbach/status/1780703045128700263?s=46&t=Z2WDeGTY1oiKv3V21L4QWw

"For the regulated community, a FONSI represents happy days."

He’s such a weirdo*

Posted by illini21 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=illini21' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 17, 2024, 18:19:37, in reply to "ooo"

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Gross.*

Posted by DiamondDazzle <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=DiamondDazzle' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 17, 2024, 17:56:35, in reply to "ooo"

Fucking ridiculous *

Posted by Jackie <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Jackie' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 17, 2024, 17:55:45, in reply to "ooo"

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Biden spitting truth on women’s pay, preach on Joe!

Posted by bigbop85 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=bigbop85' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 16, 2024, 19:37:53, in reply to "As expected, Caitlin Clark picked #1 by the Indiana Fever*"

https://x.com/potus/status/1780354983457644819?s=46

I saw her rookie salary will be $76K. Wow. *

Posted by illini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=illini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 15, 2024, 21:26:31, in reply to "As expected, Caitlin Clark picked #1 by the Indiana Fever*"

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I wonder how much she’s worth. A few million at least *

Posted by biclops <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=biclops' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 15, 2024, 21:30:46, in reply to "I saw her rookie salary will be $76K. Wow. *"

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Hey mister you don't wanna walk on water
Cause you're only gonna walk all over me

I saw an estimate of $3 million for her income over the last year.

Posted by larue33 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=larue33' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 15, 2024, 21:33:57, in reply to "I wonder how much she’s worth. A few million at least *"

I assume she'll keep most of that for now.

The 6’7” center from South Carolina (Kamilla Cardoso) & Angel Reese (LSU) both picked by Chicago *

Posted by biclops <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=biclops' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 15, 2024, 19:18:55, in reply to "As expected, Caitlin Clark picked #1 by the Indiana Fever*"

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Hey mister you don't wanna walk on water
Cause you're only gonna walk all over me

It’s like Tyson Chandler and Eddie Curry all over again!*

Posted by Illini Guy <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Illini+Guy' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 15, 2024, 19:23:44, in reply to "The 6’7” center from South Carolina (Kamilla Cardoso) & Angel Reese (LSU) both picked by Chicago *"

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Pippen and Grant.*

Posted by Toonces <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Toonces' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 15, 2024, 21:14:32, in reply to "It’s like Tyson Chandler and Eddie Curry all over again!*"

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PUSSY IN BIO

The Mike Woodson approach to roster building*

Posted by OB25 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=OB25' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 15, 2024, 20:17:58, in reply to "It’s like Tyson Chandler and Eddie Curry all over again!*"

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When something is happening, young people like to say it’s “lit.”

The Sky are so back*

Posted by illini21 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=illini21' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 15, 2024, 19:18:51, in reply to "As expected, Caitlin Clark picked #1 by the Indiana Fever*"

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Hey GMAW!

Posted by bjl63 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=bjl63' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 15, 2024, 19:17:58, in reply to "As expected, Caitlin Clark picked #1 by the Indiana Fever*"

Angel Reese is coming to Chicago!

Sweet. I can’t wait to boo her*

Posted by GMAW <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=GMAW' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 15, 2024, 21:09:44, in reply to "Hey GMAW!"

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Angel Reese is coming to Chicago!

someone get Holly Rowe a step stool *

Posted by biclops <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=biclops' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 15, 2024, 19:03:48, in reply to "As expected, Caitlin Clark picked #1 by the Indiana Fever*"

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Hey mister you don't wanna walk on water
Cause you're only gonna walk all over me

Paris Hilton pick #2*

Posted by JeffFrank <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=JeffFrank' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 15, 2024, 18:52:12, in reply to "As expected, Caitlin Clark picked #1 by the Indiana Fever*"

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Who?*

Posted by Stu <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Stu' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 15, 2024, 18:46:10, in reply to "As expected, Caitlin Clark picked #1 by the Indiana Fever*"

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Connor McCaffrey’s girlfriend

Posted by IlliniSax05 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=IlliniSax05' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 15, 2024, 18:48:43, in reply to "Who?*"

Why do you hate me, Sammich?

MAJOR UPDATE: "Maybe you're not such a bad egg, Lisle-y"
-Sammich, 1/15/2011

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