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Philo Time October 16, 2026, 07:07:49




Current events- week of Oct 12. Pope Leo to have surgery for a lung nodule tomorrow. * - larue33 October 12, 2026, 07:43:29 View all; 320 responses; doubledown 19 seconds ago ⇥ Speaking of lung nodules... Hannity just destroyed Zacharia on his show. - SurfTheBoneyard Yesterday, 20:49:28 She's gonna be the Friday news dump * - doubledown Yesterday, 21:55:24 ooo - complainant 38 minutes ago The camp girlfriend from Canada, but for professional bona fides. * - doubledown 19 seconds ago ooo - complainant 36 minutes ago Yeah Trump won’t allow her in front of cameras for much longer.* - OB25 Yesterday, 20:50:00 She may not make the full Scaramucci* - illini222 Yesterday, 21:10:33 ooo - complainant Yesterday, 21:28:38 MAGA knives are out for Susie Wiles on Twitter. I'm going to need more popcorn.* - complainant Yesterday, 21:15:38 Reuters: WH ordered Starlink to turn off Ukraine’s defensive satellite information system - ATL Yesterday, 19:10:25 I wonder if he sees it coming... - Chuck Woodaby Yesterday, 19:22:06 ooo - doubledown Yesterday, 19:19:43 That's straight up impeachment/removal material. - complainant Yesterday, 19:17:15 I’d go as far as treason* - TarheelIllini Yesterday, 21:52:20 It's not. We're not at war there.* - SurfTheBoneyard Yesterday, 22:00:06 Treason is the new literally.* - complainant Yesterday, 22:40:30 Hey complainant, you're not going to believe this - ATL Yesterday, 14:29:07 Too bad it's a swing district, because that'd be a bonus in MI-1 or Idaho.* - complainant Yesterday, 19:15:26 GOP: The beatings will continue until morale improves - ATL Yesterday, 09:18:26 not sure if ai - Nobster Yesterday, 08:22:58 It’s 100% AI which is weird because the real one is just about as bad* - Herman Blume Yesterday, 08:41:03 Is that Sly Stallone in the back right?* - DT Yesterday, 08:38:40 that photo certainly looks AI-ish, but the incident actually happened* - Sammich Yesterday, 08:37:01 AI* - Stu Yesterday, 08:33:45 There was a report of a female heckler being punched/roughed up at a recent rally - ATL Yesterday, 08:32:05 Palatine man arrested over failed plot to attack Hindu temple in Aurora - ATL Yesterday, 05:42:25 that's one dirty nelly* - Nobster Yesterday, 08:21:58 yo quiero taco bell* - torinese Yesterday, 07:34:06 Well, you are indian* - ATL Yesterday, 08:27:43 WSJ reporting Zacharia never passed bar exam. Failed it in 2011 in CA.* - SurfTheBoneyard October 14, 2026, 21:27:46 Pearson Specter Litt for the defense* - Sammich Yesterday, 08:45:33 Of course she didn't - Sounder October 14, 2026, 21:31:34 That's not even a worry for her. - SurfTheBoneyard October 14, 2026, 21:55:14 Yeah that’s going to bite her* - LeatherneckIllini Yesterday, 06:06:25 Yeah, Trump won't tolerate dishonesty or incompetence.* - complainant October 14, 2026, 21:49:52 “If she was a real attorney I’d probably hafta pay her more, so…”* - memyselfandillini Yesterday, 08:27:37 Red Wings blogger asks MI senate candidates for their opinions on the team - biclops October 14, 2026, 20:35:03 These are the same type of responses you'd get from a Republican on the Bible, founding fathers, etc - RVA Yesterday, 10:58:13 as Richard Nixon famously said - complainant October 14, 2026, 21:04:50 I’ve never seen or listened to Talarico before. He’s currently killing it in a CNN town hall.* - voiceofreason October 14, 2026, 19:30:36 He's really good/talented. Such an uphill climb in TX, but he's great* - UofIL6 October 14, 2026, 20:22:17 I think he's good enough to get over the hill that Beto never could climb - Sounder October 14, 2026, 20:33:40 Yep. Helps while climbing to have the opponent digging.* - SurfTheBoneyard October 14, 2026, 20:34:48 Gay Vaygans are notoriously well spoken * - ATL October 14, 2026, 19:32:18 Is that JD Vance in the background of the Kevin Hart Verizon commercial?* - Toonces October 14, 2026, 18:58:17 SNDK down nearly $1,000/sh since it peaked in late June - timmer October 14, 2026, 18:53:12 I’m keeping my powder dry.* - Toonces October 14, 2026, 18:59:38 It was only a matter of time - Stu October 14, 2026, 15:05:10 The Rock/SNL already had the idea - UofIL6 October 14, 2026, 15:54:17 dammit..... - bulldogmba October 14, 2026, 17:05:42 Wait what was the diesel deal again? - MC October 14, 2026, 14:48:55 and, from below, Russia is laundering Iran's oil in exchange for arms and intel - VIV October 14, 2026, 15:23:12 Those bastards. We should provide arms and Intel to Ukraine in response.* - Chuck Woodaby October 14, 2026, 15:42:05 Poor analog. - VIV October 14, 2026, 16:24:44 That's bullshit! I demand we put the sanctions back in place and force them to fudge more paperwork* - Chuck Woodaby October 14, 2026, 16:43:51 Chuck! You were offline for a while. What happened? - complainant October 14, 2026, 16:54:56 Ukraine took out my bot farm in Russia * - Chuck Woodaby October 14, 2026, 16:57:04 President 12D chess is way ahead of you. I'm just glad we are involved.* - Warrin'_Illini October 14, 2026, 16:11:11 The deal was that Russia would buy a shitload of trump coin, and in exchange, Trump would end - doubledown October 14, 2026, 15:16:50 so it will last/cover even less than the 12 hours or whatever of use it would have in the us?* - lcubed October 14, 2026, 15:10:03 Here comes the election interference - larue33 October 14, 2026, 13:48:06 Why are they harassing blue states? - DT October 14, 2026, 14:46:49 I believe some red states have turned over voter rolls, while blue (and some red) states - larue33 October 14, 2026, 15:35:05 This. Some deep red states are complying* - UofIL6 October 14, 2026, 16:24:09 LOL. Rep Andy Harris being dumb and loud. - doubledown October 14, 2026, 12:49:43 Impossibly, I think Trump hit a new low with these tiger videos* - reggiedunlop October 14, 2026, 12:48:45 Snuff video posts, public executions.... - KingTalkyTiki October 14, 2026, 13:00:13 I'm not sure why Mike Collins shows up for these debates with Ossoff... - shua October 14, 2026, 12:02:04 Georgia GOP.... - KingTalkyTiki October 14, 2026, 12:39:52 what the fuck is possibly scribbling the whole time. and then reads off a script every time he talks - John Coctostan October 14, 2026, 12:36:23 I remember when the news media made a big deal that Kerry was taking notes - CanHartlebHireSnider October 14, 2026, 12:55:54 The scribbling is a tactic to prevent him staring into the camera with a dumb guilty look on is face - doubledown October 14, 2026, 12:41:35 This is like if Mike Tyson fought an infant. * - doubledown October 14, 2026, 12:17:49 Ossoff is just really good at this. Some of those debates with Perdue in 2020 were 1-sided* - UofIL6 October 14, 2026, 12:15:08 the Georgia republicans are not doing themselves any favors with the recent line-up... - shua October 14, 2026, 12:36:59 who needs competency when you can suppress votes?* - torinese October 14, 2026, 12:48:36 They are just beatdowns - AintHatin October 14, 2026, 12:12:19 Inflation outpaced wage growth for the 6th month in a row. This is going great. - VIV October 14, 2026, 11:55:13 Stonks aren't stonking currently. They probably saw that container ship getting blasted in the SOH.* - Warrin'_Illini October 14, 2026, 12:33:32 We have guns too (watch to the end) - Sounder October 14, 2026, 10:21:37 She would have my vote. * - larue33 October 14, 2026, 13:53:49 It’s sad that I don’t know which Fayetteville she’s from. - TarheelIllini October 14, 2026, 11:24:59 Fat, Drunk and Stupid is no way to go through life… * - haighter October 14, 2026, 10:28:54 Says you. I feel differently.* - Warrin'_Illini October 14, 2026, 11:08:12 Zero point zero* - timmer October 14, 2026, 10:59:56 Just wow. * - doubledown October 14, 2026, 10:25:52 God Made Trump - Sounder October 14, 2026, 10:10:04 I don't know if this is trying to pump up the base or troll the haters - Sammich October 14, 2026, 11:35:39 does the latter make him (more) money?* - torinese October 14, 2026, 12:50:01 LMFCO wat* - Jackie October 14, 2026, 10:37:34 if this were a parody, people would say it's too over the top. * - VIV October 14, 2026, 10:40:08 imagine that being your life where you actually believe this* - VIV October 14, 2026, 10:36:31 The evangelicals will eat that shit up. - doubledown October 14, 2026, 10:18:55 And truly believe that is Paul Harvey - TarheelIllini October 14, 2026, 11:25:45 Is that real?>* - reggiedunlop October 14, 2026, 10:14:39 I'm still trying to understand the logic of kicking healthy people off of health insurance - ATL October 14, 2026, 09:14:40 Taxpayers paying billions of dollars a year to insure millions of people who don't exist or - Chuck Woodaby October 14, 2026, 11:48:52 ...Or paying for millions of people that don't know they have Medicaid coverage in multiple states - Chuck Woodaby October 14, 2026, 12:20:57 ooo - IlliniSax05 October 14, 2026, 11:25:50 what were we gonna do with those premiums anyway? insure people?* - memyselfandillini October 14, 2026, 11:18:03 better to let 1000 innocent people go bankrupt because they got cancer - VIV October 14, 2026, 09:24:45 But they're kicking people off WHO'VE NEVER MADE A CLAIM - ATL October 14, 2026, 09:27:13 Also Trump has pardoned like a dozen medicare scammers* - gvibes October 14, 2026, 10:28:00 yeah, but they weren't liberals* - VIV October 14, 2026, 10:36:58 The subsidies are on the premiums. The allegation is that brokers received money to subsidize - doubledown October 14, 2026, 09:41:07 it's the latter. * - VIV October 14, 2026, 09:56:09 The people currently making decisions are not smart and do not know how things work* - opey8 October 14, 2026, 09:29:33 Oops, Trump's new press secretary is a Chinese spy - complainant October 14, 2026, 07:33:02 along those lines…. - LeatherneckIllini October 14, 2026, 08:18:50 Ken Paxton is more absurd than Councilman Dexhart in P&R - CanHartlebHireSnider October 14, 2026, 06:51:57 Okay this is a good ad to be running in the South - ATL October 14, 2026, 04:25:04 I’m trying to find that ad not on Threads and can’t - TarheelIllini October 14, 2026, 09:27:11 That’s good. Humor with the truth* - TarheelIllini October 14, 2026, 08:14:38 We're basically handcuffing Ukraine and letting Russian attack to get Ukraine to agree - ECEIllinois October 14, 2026, 02:12:45 obviously. trump is in putin's pocket. trump agreed to buy iranian diesel via russia* - VIV October 14, 2026, 10:19:14 I’d love for Ukraine to take out starlink* - TarheelIllini October 14, 2026, 08:16:02 Starlink is made up of about 12000 solar powered low earth orbit satellites. - doubledown October 14, 2026, 08:20:14 Hey, that's the same combination as my luggage* - UofIL6 October 14, 2026, 08:37:26 Never trust a white African. * - doubledown October 14, 2026, 08:13:13 I continue to believe that Elon won't be alive in 5 years. - complainant October 14, 2026, 07:27:34 One of the better made up ‘crying tough guy’ stories yet - OB25 October 14, 2026, 00:12:51 he's a tough guy, he's rough guy, he's a tough rough guy! Did Trump comment on his ass too?* - shua October 14, 2026, 07:32:38 DT, is this your Congressman? I don’t remember. - Tortillini October 13, 2026, 22:12:48 You’re rude if you don’t let me tell you my lie/ propaganda * - TarheelIllini October 14, 2026, 08:17:55 Yep, that’s the one. He primaried a moderate Republican back in tea party days - DT October 14, 2026, 06:57:26 Two thoughts on the clip - DT October 14, 2026, 07:33:40 Cumberland's filthy hillbillies are represented by an urban Democrat, so your sacrifice is worth it. - complainant October 14, 2026, 07:12:35 he wanted to be head of NIH, Trump admin passed * - memyselfandillini October 14, 2026, 06:07:24 I understand I’m biased. I understand the algo feeds very specific things to me - John Coctostan October 13, 2026, 21:55:41 See below - ATL October 14, 2026, 04:21:48 There's really no place in the current GOP for intelligent policy analysts. - complainant October 13, 2026, 23:44:16 Tough guy Donnie to scared to sit down to get deposed by BBC. Oh yeah, - Mrap24 October 13, 2026, 21:14:49 Hey, Siri, how does white privilege work? - Sounder October 13, 2026, 17:28:39 Throughout his life, the president has managed to personally extricate himself from colossal fuckups - RVA October 13, 2026, 19:17:36 He’ll be fine. The country, on the other hand, is his Atlantic City casino - DT October 13, 2026, 21:31:08 Looks like Trump is having a very good day - ATL October 13, 2026, 16:00:29 He should play the pee tape on the boards in Times Square and see if he gets away with it - memyselfandillini October 14, 2026, 06:13:33 Oh, like if FDR or Lincoln were alive today, they wouldn't be posting snuff videos. - KingTalkyTiki October 13, 2026, 17:49:35 Imagine the nasty stuff that Ben Franklin would be into* - Sounder October 13, 2026, 17:50:29 Everybody assumes “early to rise” is about waking up. - DT October 13, 2026, 21:33:06 well they did find a couple dead bodies under the foundation of his Philadelphia house* - DanSaint October 13, 2026, 19:40:49 PHAPHO* - memyselfandillini October 14, 2026, 06:14:57 Where do they find these people - Sounder October 13, 2026, 13:56:30 Give her a break, she was seriously burned in a fire trying to save their three dogs. * - doubledown October 13, 2026, 14:19:02 And then Kristi Noem shot them* - ATL October 13, 2026, 14:46:38 Starlight lookin ROUGH* - Sammich October 13, 2026, 14:08:04 Why is she shocked?!? - KingTalkyTiki October 13, 2026, 14:02:26 She can't believe how cheap it was to buy an ambassador position* - Sounder October 13, 2026, 14:04:52 Those eyebrows, tho* - AintHatin October 13, 2026, 13:57:28 She's a 78 year old retired design executive* - Sounder October 13, 2026, 13:58:40 JD Vance with the gay jokes and innuendos against Talarico - ECEIllinois October 13, 2026, 13:21:55 I dont think anyone’s search history has ever crossed my mind. Seems really weird to bring that up. - GhostofPokeyStixPast October 13, 2026, 16:33:12 Furniture Whorehouse. * - doubledown October 13, 2026, 16:36:05 Leather and Lace* - Sounder October 13, 2026, 17:34:16 Glory Wholesale* - Sounder October 13, 2026, 17:38:08 OnlyDivans* - memyselfandillini October 14, 2026, 06:20:34 LOL.* - DT October 13, 2026, 16:56:35 Just the most loathsome piece of shit* - Jackie October 13, 2026, 14:45:41 every accusation is a confession with these people - ATL October 13, 2026, 13:36:03 This guy??? - haighter October 13, 2026, 13:35:28 Transsectional* - memyselfandillini October 14, 2026, 06:29:54 Also, Talarico's girlfriend is a total smoke show* - Sounder October 13, 2026, 13:38:44 I mean this with no disrespect, but J.D. has always struck me as - doubledown October 13, 2026, 13:37:51 takes one to know one - ATL October 13, 2026, 13:38:25 The last resort when you have absolutely nothing left in the chamber... - KingTalkyTiki October 13, 2026, 13:31:32 dotz - Sounder October 13, 2026, 13:32:26 let's check in on Trump's stump speeches - Sounder October 13, 2026, 13:30:35 Which party's convention crashed Grinder again? I forget. * - doubledown October 13, 2026, 13:27:14 Every accusation is a confession* - Sounder October 13, 2026, 13:31:36 Guilfoyle resigns - TarheelIllini October 13, 2026, 12:33:14 Now that she's been totally shunned and has nothing left to lose... - KingTalkyTiki October 13, 2026, 12:36:26 It's crazy that she was married to Gavin Newsome* - Sounder October 13, 2026, 12:40:13 Botox is a hell of a drug* - TarheelIllini October 13, 2026, 13:32:11 does it make you conservative?* - Sounder October 13, 2026, 13:32:48 I assume she received a sum of money to keep her mouth shut* - Gene Parmesan October 13, 2026, 12:39:39 Guess not enough to pay her bills. - KingTalkyTiki October 13, 2026, 12:42:25 to be clear, i mean she did to resign and keep her mouth shut - Gene Parmesan October 13, 2026, 12:44:25 1000%...you know she knows where the skeletons are buried.* - KingTalkyTiki October 13, 2026, 13:11:19 Fuck that skank* - Sounder October 13, 2026, 12:34:32 Dana White getting his beak wet - Sammich October 13, 2026, 10:57:29 "I'm not that political" - Sounder October 13, 2026, 11:00:22 "I'm not that political" is catching up with "I'm actually a libertarian" - Sammich October 13, 2026, 11:14:14 Given how much they meddle in everything, I don't see how anyone - Sounder October 13, 2026, 11:20:40 Iran has been laundering its oil through Russia in exchange for weapons and intel - VIV October 13, 2026, 09:36:07 I'm looking forward to seeing how Trump defends Russia in their actions* - Sounder October 13, 2026, 11:01:44 Color me shocked* - Stu October 13, 2026, 10:38:34 Then those online goofs have to convince everyone Iran is the good guy too.* - Warrin'_Illini October 13, 2026, 09:46:13 they'll just ignore it and focus on the real issues, like trans athletes.* - VIV October 13, 2026, 09:58:06 Unfortunately, 60% of the time it works every time.* - Warrin'_Illini October 13, 2026, 10:01:54 If ever there was a time where "It's the economy, stupid" feels relevent - Sounder October 13, 2026, 11:07:27 Fortunately, all the culture war BS doesn't work so well when you've been in power for 2 years - Warrin'_Illini October 13, 2026, 11:34:46 WH Press Conference, OnlyFans edition - ATL October 13, 2026, 08:52:18 "I practiced international transactional law with all the appropriate credentials"* - ECEIllinois October 13, 2026, 14:16:33 this post could also be about Guilfoyle* - Sammich October 13, 2026, 14:19:10 LOL...and I'm old - KingTalkyTiki October 13, 2026, 13:47:37 Pepperdine must be so proud* - CWR10 October 13, 2026, 13:17:11 Zacharia claims to be a lawyer but.... - ATL October 13, 2026, 11:25:55 The White House Press Office is affirmative action for blonde barbies* - Sounder October 13, 2026, 11:04:12 She announced they've asked Guilfoyle to resign. Imagine being too corrupt for this administration.* - ATL October 13, 2026, 09:02:25 'I guess she dated my son a long time ago' - assassin October 13, 2026, 11:58:21 They broke up 2 years ago. I guess in a demented mind that's a long time ago.* - KingTalkyTiki October 13, 2026, 13:16:37 when your brain is mashed potatoes dementia riddled* - Sounder October 13, 2026, 14:00:41 The level of corruption is ridiculous - CanHartlebHireSnider October 13, 2026, 09:28:50 His entire career is a con - Sounder October 13, 2026, 11:09:14 Yep...AND the business community basically said, fuck it, we'll aid and abet.* - ATL October 13, 2026, 11:39:32 especially the tech world* - Sounder October 13, 2026, 13:33:34 He's absolutely on the take. The number of obvious quid pro quos is absurd. * - doubledown October 13, 2026, 09:33:21 Only if it doesn't affect any of his interests - CanHartlebHireSnider October 13, 2026, 09:40:38 Isn’t taking the money and not doing the thing the definition of on the take?* - John Coctostan October 13, 2026, 10:23:20 Then maybe I have the definition wrong - CanHartlebHireSnider October 13, 2026, 10:27:30 He lies about the lies that he lied about - Sounder October 13, 2026, 11:11:12 Game designers call this Variable Schedule Reward, and it can actually be more effective - doubledown October 13, 2026, 10:35:08 Corrupt is fine. Corrupt in writing is the problem. * - doubledown October 13, 2026, 09:17:18 And being a woman * - larue33 October 13, 2026, 09:56:09 White Shamrock McGinty* - ATL October 13, 2026, 09:34:39 brother to Iron Balls?* - Sammich October 13, 2026, 10:17:27 Pretty funny, she must be livid.* - gullit October 13, 2026, 09:08:51 voted today ================> - ATL October 13, 2026, 08:08:00 Thursday for me* - TarheelIllini October 13, 2026, 09:53:12 I'll probably go Saturday morning* - shua October 13, 2026, 09:00:32 Did you pretend that Trump is on the ballot like he requested? * - doubledown October 13, 2026, 08:21:59 I did. That was the only way I could bring myself to vote for Kiesha Lance Bottoms.* - ATL October 13, 2026, 08:23:29 I just keep in mind that if Ossoff runs for president, the GA governor... - shua October 13, 2026, 08:58:37 Yep* - ATL October 13, 2026, 09:00:40 No kidding* - CoronaTheirAss October 13, 2026, 08:33:10 Item 1: I can't take seriously anybody named "Bottoms" - ATL October 13, 2026, 08:53:43 Her name sounds like an actor who plays a side character on a WB show.* - Warrin'_Illini October 13, 2026, 09:07:39 Are you 100% sure she didn’t?* - TarheelIllini October 13, 2026, 09:54:30 I for one will pretend that a vote for any republican is a vote for Trump* - Gene Parmesan October 13, 2026, 08:23:04 Good news for QC deucers and IJKA. CLF is pulling $5 million in funding from the Meeks campaign. - Illiniphil October 13, 2026, 07:59:18 the CLF is gonna rock ya* - Sammich October 13, 2026, 08:21:02 Oh Riley, bless your heart - OB25 October 12, 2026, 22:35:55 Among the top seven swimming podcasts * - ATL October 13, 2026, 05:39:11 The Riley Gaines Show? Bring back the gatekeepers. * - doubledown October 12, 2026, 22:48:40 I’m beginning to think that people who don’t assault women have abandoned the GOP - ATL October 12, 2026, 19:05:29 Kacey is awesome - ATL October 12, 2026, 17:13:35 Kacey is awesome - ATL October 12, 2026, 20:28:28 also ella langley untagged herself from noem's tweet* - ECEIllinois October 12, 2026, 17:58:31 lots of funny things about that, not the least of which is that song is NOT pro-Texas. * - assassin October 12, 2026, 17:43:41 It’s not anti-Texas either* - Sounder October 12, 2026, 18:38:43 lol, perfect* - UofIL6 October 12, 2026, 17:20:30 I'm beginning to think that intelligent people have completely abandoned the GOP ship - ATL October 12, 2026, 13:26:43 is this even legal? - Sounder October 12, 2026, 11:29:52 He never pays up. * - memyselfandillini October 12, 2026, 12:15:16 Of course he doesn't, but I'm asking, is even offering it legal?* - Sounder October 12, 2026, 12:16:33 I'm not watching the video. What does he promise?* - Warrin'_Illini October 12, 2026, 12:28:09 $5000 and a beej from Melania. * - doubledown October 12, 2026, 12:31:46 Is it really the $5000 thing again?* - Warrin'_Illini October 12, 2026, 12:34:16 Yeah, he thinks he has a winner, so he will repeat the message as often as possible. - doubledown October 12, 2026, 12:37:34 $1.3 trillion dollars* - Sounder October 12, 2026, 13:45:37 US debt was $19T when Trump first took office. It'll be ~$44T when his term ends.* - Warrin'_Illini October 12, 2026, 13:51:33 Blessed are the rich - opey8 October 12, 2026, 14:21:41 And you're still waiting for interest rates to come down?* - Stu October 12, 2026, 14:10:52 Not sure how reliable it is but saw a stat on twitter today that there have never been as many - Warrin'_Illini October 12, 2026, 14:22:06 But there isn't a worse source of info than twitter...* - Stu October 12, 2026, 14:40:29 Yeah, but how much of that was due to The Biden Crime Family? * - doubledown October 12, 2026, 14:02:20 Your party of fiscal responsibility, ladies and gents! - KingTalkyTiki October 12, 2026, 13:53:38 Dems should counter with $10,000* - Stu October 12, 2026, 13:40:50 $5,001* - Sounder October 12, 2026, 13:41:41 I've seen some of the GOP influencers try to hype the $5000 thing but their heart - Warrin'_Illini October 12, 2026, 13:06:08 He lies about the lies that he lied about* - Sounder October 12, 2026, 12:48:51 Yo dawg, I heard you love lies ... * - doubledown October 12, 2026, 12:56:14 This story from Art of the Deal perfectly sums up Trump - Sounder October 12, 2026, 13:06:15 In a 6-3 opinion, the Supreme Court ruled that there is no standing to challeneg* - gvibes October 12, 2026, 12:10:03 The funny thing is that I think this is a joke, but I'm not certain* - Sounder October 12, 2026, 12:15:12 doesn't matter. he's betting on the dumbest 5% of swing voters to believe him* - VIV October 12, 2026, 11:42:58 Anyone still dumb enough to take Trump at his word isn't a swing voter.* - Warrin'_Illini October 12, 2026, 11:45:57 How many times do you hear news analysts say: - Stu October 12, 2026, 12:04:14 no news that I consume ever says that, like ever* - Sounder October 12, 2026, 12:06:10 Anyone wearing an oversized, double-breasted blazer and sporting a high-top fade - Sammich October 12, 2026, 11:49:25 the 1990's Swing Revival was quite a weird two year run* - Sounder October 12, 2026, 11:53:00 Zoot suit riot was kind of a banger.* - DT October 12, 2026, 14:45:53 I was all in on Big Bad Voodoo Daddy* - Sounder October 12, 2026, 17:41:59 Huh. I guess somebody was bound to be not repulsed by that name.* - complainant October 12, 2026, 18:47:58 you sure you're not thinking of Cherry Poppin' Daddies?* - Sammich October 13, 2026, 11:52:17 Adfession: I just realized a few months ago what that name was referring to* - Sounder October 13, 2026, 12:48:42 I mean, the whole genre was inherently cheesy* - Sounder October 13, 2026, 11:31:07 You'd be surprised. Swing voters tend to be some of the dumbest people imaginable. - doubledown October 12, 2026, 11:47:22 Generally I'd agree, but anyone still believing Trump's BS at this point isn't really - Warrin'_Illini October 12, 2026, 11:51:17 exactly, if you're undecided at this point, you're an idiot* - shua October 12, 2026, 11:48:56 That's the problem, we do in fact know that they are idiots - Sounder October 12, 2026, 11:51:32 Simple farmers, the common clay of the new west.* - DT October 12, 2026, 12:05:23 You know... Morons!* - Phytynlini October 12, 2026, 14:38:06 Speaking of simple farmers, Iowa is one of the races I am most interested in - Sounder October 12, 2026, 12:13:55 Soybeans are a legume.* - complainant October 12, 2026, 18:49:37 Sadly, control of the House and Senate kind of depends on whether or not he's right* - Sounder October 12, 2026, 11:44:56 not gonna watch that, but my educated guess is no - Sammich October 12, 2026, 11:41:06 if democrat policies will prevent it, why not do it now when you have control of each branch?* - lcubed October 12, 2026, 11:32:04 How many things in this commercial are actually true? - Sounder October 12, 2026, 11:34:27 None of them unless today is opposite day. * - doubledown October 12, 2026, 11:41:30 Technically, the did extract Maduro - Sounder October 12, 2026, 11:43:18 nah, man, it ain't white boy day* - Sammich October 12, 2026, 11:43:02 Between the Talarico mental institution story, DHS raiding Omar - Sounder October 12, 2026, 10:36:31 Stephen Miller must carry his nuts around in a wheel barrow - Sounder October 12, 2026, 10:50:50 It's just garden variety right wing projection. Nothing more. * - doubledown October 12, 2026, 10:59:20 I get that, but for a guy who looks like him to call anyone else Freako is rich* - Sounder October 12, 2026, 11:01:05 "This race has everything..."* - Sammich October 12, 2026, 10:38:55 I forgot about the Kelly Clarkson thing, and MTG has entered the building - Sounder October 12, 2026, 10:40:48 I guess Zelenskyy didn’t get the bot in your post* - CanHartlebHireSnider October 12, 2026, 12:20:26 wtf is the kelly clarkson thing?* - VIV October 12, 2026, 10:55:03 She got Pretty Woman'd by a Brooklyn Hipster Toy Store - Sounder October 12, 2026, 10:57:25 I'm not afraid to admit it... - KingTalkyTiki October 12, 2026, 11:35:29 Literal LOL - Sounder October 12, 2026, 11:44:00 and this is tied to politics?* - VIV October 12, 2026, 11:09:49 the post is titled "current events"* - Sounder October 12, 2026, 11:10:58 "this race has everything" is the post you replied to and you included a bit on MTG* - VIV October 12, 2026, 11:12:34 Kelly Clarkson at a Brooklyn toy store with Dan Cortese - Sounder October 12, 2026, 11:14:47 The right wing social media machine is pushing that Talarico was in an OH mental hospital… - SurfTheBoneyard October 12, 2026, 09:07:43 they are unavailable for comment at this time. With the…ah….flu* - memyselfandillini October 12, 2026, 12:17:44 They are scared out of their minds of him* - Sounder October 12, 2026, 10:38:17 He was watching a Bucks-Mavericks game, and they assumed his texts were about the Buckeyes.* - DT October 12, 2026, 09:15:16 The way like 30 accounts all post in unison is super gross* - UofIL6 October 12, 2026, 09:14:15 i was really hoping the ukranian bombings would have taken care of that* - torinese October 12, 2026, 12:20:06 Hopefully that goes down now that the bot farms are all disabled* - Sounder October 12, 2026, 10:39:11 Right wing influencers aren't all bots. Some are just unemployable incels. * - doubledown October 12, 2026, 11:00:34 And accounts that challenge it are reportedly getting suspended or banned on X. * - doubledown October 12, 2026, 10:10:17 Homeland Security raids Rep Omar’s home. - tvillini October 12, 2026, 08:09:38 It’s good that we are longer wesponizing the justice system. That was a real nightmare under Biden.* - DT October 12, 2026, 09:16:21 I hope they just have someone waiting at Mar-A-Lago to put Trump in cuffs - Sounder October 12, 2026, 10:53:15 Hope she doesn't have any seashells lying around in suspicious patterns.* - Warrin'_Illini October 12, 2026, 08:58:23 View all; Collapse ^ Ok fun poll. Best athlete you ever played with or against. Monty Wilson…. - LeatherneckIllini Yesterday, 07:06:51 View all; 66 responses; WhitmansFolly 28 minutes ago ⇥ Titcus Pettigrew* - Rynounc99 7 hours ago Ervin Small* - Tortillini 7 hours ago I lost in straight sets to a D1 tennis player from Louisville in college back in the mid 90s - illinilosch Yesterday, 17:54:48 My mom sent me to golf camp back in the day and Tiger Wood's old Caddy was our day coach.* - DiamondDazzle Yesterday, 16:32:52 Jamie Brandon* - Poldark Yesterday, 16:06:09 With: Pat Moran (16" Softball HOF) a few years older than me and Larry Peoples stud forward on my... - MtHoodIllini Yesterday, 15:48:36 *looks around for Walkon** - Jackie Yesterday, 15:47:17 Against: Jayson Werth in summer ball before my freshman year of hs. - DanSaint Yesterday, 14:49:46 Shaun Livingston in 6th grade church league basketball* - Dilbert Yesterday, 14:14:01 Baseball against Steve Baumgartner - RockHollywood Yesterday, 13:56:36 Played HS football & basketball with Troy Drake. - EffinIllini Yesterday, 13:11:48 Also, if I haven’t said this here before, my Dad was on the HS football team at CVS with Butkus. - EffinIllini Yesterday, 16:15:42 kevin Turner and Bryant notree showed up at our law school gym - apusikam Yesterday, 12:59:37 Mark Mulder* - GMAW Yesterday, 11:24:34 Richard Keene - played against him in HS. - uofi1998 Yesterday, 11:19:37 I played his cousin and brother. In gym class.* - SurfTheBoneyard Yesterday, 17:33:43 Probably Jack Griffin - AintHatin Yesterday, 11:17:43 Played pick up hoops with Quin Snyder & David Henderson. - Chicago1995 Yesterday, 11:15:59 Tangent: Brushes with athletes not playing their typical sport - VIV Yesterday, 11:05:51 Used to play basketball with Trev Alberts when he was in college. - WhitmansFolly 28 minutes ago Not exactly the same, but Shane Steichen coaches his son’s flag football team. - tvillini 5 hours ago When our dad was in law school at UofI he used to play basketball all the time with a guy... - LeatherneckIllini Yesterday, 14:14:40 Played basketball in H.S. gym with Trezelle Jenkins - AintHatin Yesterday, 12:22:40 Played craps with Kirk Hammett* - bjl63 Yesterday, 11:38:50 MJ playing BJ on 3 separate occasions* - chorizo Yesterday, 11:17:13 Baseball against former NFL punter Reggie Hodges. - assassin Yesterday, 10:50:42 Played HORSE in the driveway with Scott Nagy when we were kids. * - Tuscy Yesterday, 10:48:32 Washington Capitals defenseman Yvon Labre - timmer Yesterday, 10:46:38 not competitively, but shot hoops a few times with the kruger & self illini - VIV Yesterday, 10:42:31 I played some pick up ball with Matt Heldman and Bears players back in the early 90s at - bucktownillini Yesterday, 10:22:43 Is it true that Woolford couldn’t cover anybody?* - Herman Blume Yesterday, 13:07:29 lol* - bucktownillini Yesterday, 13:17:21 centre?* - apusikam Yesterday, 10:33:24 Yes sir!* - bucktownillini Yesterday, 11:06:49 yup I remember heldman shooting around there with his dad - apusikam Yesterday, 12:49:33 Todd Foster, two sport athlete at Washington who played basketball at Purdue - Sounder Yesterday, 10:18:32 My brother played against him in the 7th grade state tourney - Foster had like 54 - bulldogmba Yesterday, 13:11:57 On the soccer side of things it was probably Chad Clift - Sounder Yesterday, 10:24:13 played against Jeff Lauritzen (Martinsville) in high school - he went to Indiana State - bulldogmba Yesterday, 10:02:13 I'm acquaintances / friends with Jeff. - EffinIllini Yesterday, 12:59:09 Actually a guy I went to junior high with made an NFL practice squad - ijustkrushalot Yesterday, 09:51:14 Andre Iguadola in Middle School and High School - JacobRDaugherty Yesterday, 09:47:55 Ever get switched on to Rich McBride?* - Warrin'_Illini Yesterday, 09:51:20 Didn't play Lanphier later. Only iggy's freshman year. We weren't - JacobRDaugherty Yesterday, 10:33:56 <Zlatan>Zlatan</Zlatan>* - ATL Yesterday, 09:46:35 Fred Wakefield, Trey Burton and a few other NFL guys that I coached in HS bball. * - Tuscy Yesterday, 09:45:38 Hey, Poldark! I played FOR czarina Grentz. - Tuscy Yesterday, 09:43:57 outrageous!* - Poldark Yesterday, 16:05:56 When I lived in Miami Beach I played pickup games at my gym with a couple of the And1 guys. - Waka Yesterday, 09:36:39 Brian McBride* - OWWDig Yesterday, 09:30:30 Played football and shot put/discus against Booboo Thompson. IYKYK.* - Warrin'_Illini Yesterday, 09:28:01 Played against former Illini/NFL TE Frank Hartley in HS.* - bjl63 Yesterday, 09:24:13 Does throwing Dan Marino the football in warmups count? In '82 Pitt vs Illinois in warmups - ibdoc Yesterday, 09:03:29 Also ran against Joan Benoit Samuelson at the '87 Bix7 when she was 6 months pregnant. - ibdoc Yesterday, 09:50:10 I played pickup at IMPE against the women’s team in like 97-98. - Waka Yesterday, 09:43:03 My HS girlfriend started for Augustana college as point guard. I thought I could play her 1 on 1 - ibdoc Yesterday, 09:54:17 Nobody notable. Played against a rando former mid-major hoops player in a rec league - DT Yesterday, 08:19:36 One of my friends played at IUSB and Bethel College. Best shooter I ever saw in person. - Waka Yesterday, 09:41:04 IMPE?* - Poldark Yesterday, 08:40:13 No, this was out here in MD - DT Yesterday, 10:40:51 that I know of, Jayson Werth - Gene Parmesan Yesterday, 08:17:05 Rick Schmidt * - larue33 Yesterday, 07:43:54 Our IL team lost to Troy Glaus' CA team in AAU championships. He was a giant playing SS then - UofIL6 Yesterday, 07:42:14 Jerrance Howard stole the ball from me in 8th grade basketball* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes Yesterday, 07:32:48 Congrats* - Stu Yesterday, 07:46:20 Ridiculous amount of college athletes in this game for two small schools… - LeatherneckIllini Yesterday, 07:16:33 View all; Collapse ^ 1945-3, q8 - complainant 7 hours ago View all; 2 responses; larue33 1 hour ago ⇥ 4, q8 - larue33 1 hour ago 4 - Illiniphil 2 hours ago View all; Collapse ^ Illini take the first set at #22 Washington 25-22 on BTN+ * - larue33 October 2, 2026, 21:40:03 View all; 41 responses; illinijohn 6 hours ago ⇥ Hosting 22 MSU on BTN tonight * - biclops Yesterday, 18:01:27 win. extend Tamas * - Poldark Yesterday, 20:20:56 LFG* - biclops Yesterday, 20:15:13 umm…* - biclops Yesterday, 19:48:29 Faded against Purdue too. Hopefully they can recover here* - OWWDig Yesterday, 19:56:40 First set to the Illini * - jdl Yesterday, 18:31:04 Set two too * - jdl Yesterday, 19:05:52 Won first set @ Purdue * - jdl October 11, 2026, 17:32:36 So much for the rankings....* - Potomac October 11, 2026, 19:58:54 Pretty good little collapse in that 4th set* - opossum jenkins October 11, 2026, 19:30:01 match point five times and lost. Fire Tamas* - Poldark October 11, 2026, 19:30:58 That was disappointing. Feels like they let that one slip away* - biclops October 11, 2026, 19:29:34 Is the de Boer kid injured?* - opossum jenkins October 11, 2026, 19:11:53 No. Outplayed by frosh Madi Miles -- who is amazingly good. * - illinijohn 6 hours ago Damn. Purdue takes set four 28-26* - biclops October 11, 2026, 19:10:38 22-18 and multiple match points - a big ouch* - Potomac October 11, 2026, 19:12:07 After having 5 match points. Blurg. - tvillini October 11, 2026, 19:11:56 We take set 3. Up 2-1* - biclops October 11, 2026, 18:29:58 Dropped the second, leading in the third * - biclops October 11, 2026, 18:14:56 Swept by the Badgers 3-0* - biclops October 8, 2026, 21:20:49 Yeah, not quite on their level. Volleyball seems to be a sport where the top 10 - PapaDels October 9, 2026, 08:29:43 #24 in this week's poll - IlliniSax05 October 5, 2026, 14:16:29 Volleyball school. - osklister October 5, 2026, 16:46:52 Back in the 80s we were. I had a great time in the mid-late 80s going to the games* - ibdoc October 5, 2026, 16:48:36 No W but this Illinois team is legit. Really talented and scrappy* - PapaDels October 4, 2026, 17:29:34 Are we still all FIRE TAMAS, or do we give him some rope?* - uofi1998 October 5, 2026, 14:39:05 he was just extended a couple of months ago after years of mediocrity - Gene Parmesan October 9, 2026, 08:42:09 I’m not sure one good season (if it is) makes up for a lot of mediocrity. - PapaDels October 5, 2026, 16:53:04 So many challenges - IlliniSax05 October 4, 2026, 17:05:49 need Bill Lemonnier as rules expert* - Poldark October 4, 2026, 17:06:18 vs #17 OR on BTN now* - biclops October 4, 2026, 15:22:07 Lose 3-1. Host WI on BTN Thursday * - biclops October 4, 2026, 17:29:15 Lost 1st set 31-29 up 19-11 in set 2 * - jdl October 4, 2026, 16:08:19 Next 4 matches are on BTN * - jdl October 3, 2026, 16:30:36 Reat Butgers* - timmer October 3, 2026, 16:26:56 Awesome. TCB! (nm) - Waka October 3, 2026, 00:35:30 In a flash. - osklister October 3, 2026, 13:50:22 The sweep, 25-20 * - larue33 October 2, 2026, 22:53:30 Last three matches they’ve defeated 15 MN, 23 USC, and 22 WA - biclops October 2, 2026, 23:50:54 Illini take set 2 25-22 * - larue33 October 2, 2026, 22:14:32 LFG* - biclops October 2, 2026, 22:19:39 View all; Collapse ^ NFL Week 6 - AintHatin Yesterday, 12:26:53 View all; 18 responses; CanHartlebHireSnider 7 hours ago ⇥ I liked the broadcast immediately zooming in on the Palcho-Spoon hug - CanHartlebHireSnider 7 hours ago Niners being +3 in that division after 6 weeks is incredible* - Mrap24 Yesterday, 23:03:45 Guess Payton calling the plays wasn't the cure all* - illini222 Yesterday, 22:13:39 It's a Nix problem. They also don't have an RB* - gvibes Yesterday, 23:07:22 Yikes Denver* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes Yesterday, 22:13:10 Payton should fire himself from play calls * - MC Yesterday, 22:12:33 That catch for the two-pt conversion was impressive. Nice drive by SEA. * - harb Yesterday, 21:58:13 Nix is painfully mediocre * - MC Yesterday, 19:43:58 Hot uniform matchup tonight* - illini21 Yesterday, 18:58:54 It's so beautiful - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 19:33:50 The Joe Buck - Troy Aikman thing is getting spicy - illini21 Yesterday, 13:11:31 I’m in the minority I guess. I like Troy. They better not fuck up his replacement.* - voiceofreason Yesterday, 13:52:47 hope you like Pat McAffey - IlliniSax05 Yesterday, 14:00:24 He’s fine for gameday. Listening to him call a game would be hell. I hope the Greg - voiceofreason Yesterday, 22:31:10 Troy sucks. I see Greg contract is up too. I imagine a bidding war between CBS and ESPN* - CanHartlebHireSnider Yesterday, 13:17:40 I used to like Troy a lot but he's increasingly devolved into an old man shaking his fist at clouds* - AintHatin Yesterday, 13:23:47 I'll be glad when Aikman isn't in the booth any longer. never been much of a fan - IlliniSax05 Yesterday, 13:17:28 Let them fight.* - Warrin'_Illini Yesterday, 13:16:50 View all; Collapse ^ General MLB playoff thread - CanHartlebHireSnider October 3, 2026, 19:28:27 View all; 127 responses; KingTalkyTiki 7 hours ago ⇥ You hate to see it... - KingTalkyTiki 7 hours ago Brewers sweep the Dodger$. * - harb Yesterday, 22:08:31 Utter destruction. - SurfTheBoneyard Yesterday, 22:14:00 Fuck the Brewers but fuck the salary cap competitive balance concern trolling owners more* - Herman Blume Yesterday, 22:56:23 Brewers taking it to the Evil Empire.* - SurfTheBoneyard Yesterday, 21:10:03 ruth and gehrig - apusikam Yesterday, 14:17:44 Go MIL* - bjl63 Yesterday, 18:35:54 kofaux - apusikam Yesterday, 14:20:44 it’s all crazy.* - Ari Gold Yesterday, 16:18:42 Why the hell is an ALCS game starting at 1pm local time for an east coast team?* - OB25 Yesterday, 13:57:12 Weather. Supposed to be bad later so they moved it up* - AintHatin Yesterday, 14:02:01 Ahh ok* - OB25 Yesterday, 14:31:40 Do I go to the Dodgers- Brewers game tonight? Decent seats for $100 - RSMBob Yesterday, 11:42:04 ? Didn’t you post below you bought two tickets?* - CanHartlebHireSnider Yesterday, 11:43:02 Maybe he doesnt remember buying them at 1a (central)?* - Dilbert Yesterday, 14:40:07 Now he needs to decide if he is going to go or not.* - DocWalk20 Yesterday, 14:03:39 Glad I got my Brewers bet in when I did. And why tf are they playing an ALCS game at noon??* - Warrin'_Illini Yesterday, 08:53:52 “Weather” * - MC Yesterday, 09:14:46 Thursday Night Football* - memyselfandillini Yesterday, 09:10:52 I think the other game starts at the same time as the NFL game. "Weather" is acceptable imo.* - Warrin'_Illini Yesterday, 09:25:54 Just bought 2 tix for Thursday game at Dodger Stadium...prices have dropped! - RSMBob Yesterday, 00:55:17 It’s amusing the Dodgers decided to let Snell pitch 3x around and he got shelled - CanHartlebHireSnider October 14, 2026, 22:07:29 LOL.* - Toonces October 14, 2026, 21:12:29 lol Brewers gonna do it* - CanHartlebHireSnider October 14, 2026, 21:10:24 Both of those HRs were crushed. * - harb October 14, 2026, 21:13:37 Dodgers with some life.* - CanHartlebHireSnider October 14, 2026, 20:51:09 Guards melting down a bit* - CanHartlebHireSnider October 13, 2026, 20:27:47 I keep getting emails from a Cubs “ticket rep” (emails are obviously pre-scheduled/AI generated)… - OB25 October 13, 2026, 12:09:06 Will Ohtani be benched?* - RSMBob October 12, 2026, 22:00:47 Go Guards* - CanHartlebHireSnider October 12, 2026, 21:51:20 I'm considering putting money on Milwaukee to win it all. It is their year.* - Warrin'_Illini October 12, 2026, 20:27:24 no shit :-(* - LeatherneckIllini October 12, 2026, 20:50:45 The Rays have already had two ridiculous moments in game 1 - OrangeSox October 12, 2026, 19:45:10 Sorry, Cubs fans, but F the Dodgers. Brewers are killing it at all levels, they deserve to win one.* - voiceofreason October 12, 2026, 19:29:11 I don’t get the Brewers hate. Is it just a divisional thing? - IlliniOllie October 12, 2026, 20:30:59 It seems a little overblown IMO, but I forget they joined the NL Central nearly 30 years ago. - Waka October 12, 2026, 21:36:41 Because it’s a rivalry? - CanHartlebHireSnider October 12, 2026, 21:14:30 This x2. I have always pretty much rooted for the AL teams in the WS. - Warrin'_Illini October 13, 2026, 09:13:13 Maybe I just don't encounter enough Brewers fans to feel that strongly about it. - IlliniOllie October 13, 2026, 09:05:25 Oh I didn't know you were a Cub fan - CanHartlebHireSnider October 13, 2026, 09:20:51 this* - biclops October 13, 2026, 07:40:14 I get it. If it was the Phillies or Braves I’d be rooting for the Dodgers too. - voiceofreason October 12, 2026, 20:46:32 As a Cards fan, I don’t have any Brewers hate unless playing them and would also prefer they win - harb October 12, 2026, 20:40:33 Brewers keep answering. Impressed. * - illini October 12, 2026, 18:41:56 Ohtani filling up the struggle bus all by himself.* - Warrin'_Illini October 12, 2026, 18:18:33 Man, this is the year the Brewers really do it, huh?* - Warrin'_Illini October 12, 2026, 08:14:21 Not fun having to root for the Dodgers but go LA* - CanHartlebHireSnider October 11, 2026, 19:22:49 Go NL!* - bjl63 October 12, 2026, 10:27:15 Also not sure how I feel about this new scorebug* - CanHartlebHireSnider October 11, 2026, 19:28:41 You could say the Padres hit the ceiling* - RVA October 8, 2026, 07:57:53 I really really thought this was their year* - CWR10 October 8, 2026, 08:45:47 It was a banner year for the Padres! *looks at empty rafters** - shua October 8, 2026, 08:04:30 Apparently players will be allowed to play in other pro leagues during lockout - DanSaint October 8, 2026, 07:08:56 "Team staffers cannot send players holiday cards or gifts" - IlliniSax05 October 8, 2026, 08:46:56 Never realized how much Manfred Man looks like the Pope.* - Warrin'_Illini October 8, 2026, 08:41:58 wrapped up like a douche, indeed* - Sammich October 8, 2026, 09:33:12 Blinded by the light - Warrin'_Illini October 8, 2026, 09:57:42 the Vatican Starter jackets are straight FIRE* - Sammich October 8, 2026, 10:21:35 Don't most owners (except assuming LA, NYY, Chicago Cubs) and fans want a salary cap? - ibdoc October 8, 2026, 08:27:30 No. Cap and floor would suck* - CanHartlebHireSnider October 8, 2026, 09:48:01 I guarantee Ricketts wants a hard cap - Gene Parmesan October 8, 2026, 08:41:33 The Cubs are spending over MLB's proposed cap* - CanHartlebHireSnider October 8, 2026, 09:49:51 pain* - LeatherneckIllini October 7, 2026, 23:51:57 lol Manny got robbed again! Adam Jones redux. Same spot* - CanHartlebHireSnider October 7, 2026, 23:47:59 Wow, another foot and it's gone* - UofIL6 October 7, 2026, 23:47:51 More sad Yankee fan shots, please.* - voiceofreason October 7, 2026, 22:18:46 Right to Jeffey Maier* - CanHartlebHireSnider October 7, 2026, 20:15:58 In LF!* - CanHartlebHireSnider October 7, 2026, 21:09:44 Again* - illini222 October 7, 2026, 21:09:29 Albies gotta be on third there* - CanHartlebHireSnider October 7, 2026, 18:55:26 I was thinking the same but he’s a little chonky. Maybe not have made it.* - Toonces October 7, 2026, 19:11:46 He didn’t get out of the box or even turn it on until he got to first* - CanHartlebHireSnider October 7, 2026, 19:16:28 He’s not a kid anymore. Got caught ball watching.* - Toonces October 7, 2026, 19:23:07 Good morning. Especially to Mrs. Miller and your new baby. We need your husband tonight. Signed - LeatherneckIllini October 7, 2026, 06:32:40 Also San Diego ended up winning the Soto trade afterall* - LeatherneckIllini October 7, 2026, 06:36:46 Exhausting.* - LeatherneckIllini October 7, 2026, 00:31:02 What a god awful throw. Also I applaud the aggressiveness* - CanHartlebHireSnider October 6, 2026, 22:09:35 So funny how predictable these games are - CanHartlebHireSnider October 6, 2026, 22:04:51 No Mason Miller tonight and possibly tomorrow. On Patenity list - DanSaint October 6, 2026, 19:54:59 Buehler just has a kid too. Just got to hope Pete can convince Ueck it’s ok for a W* - LeatherneckIllini October 6, 2026, 19:57:34 That second sentence is pure gibberish to me.* - Tortillini October 6, 2026, 20:34:56 Former Padres owner Peter Seidler is dead. - CanHartlebHireSnider October 6, 2026, 20:36:35 Or pray to PCA? * - DanSaint October 7, 2026, 06:55:04 Mason gotta plan better* - CanHartlebHireSnider October 6, 2026, 19:56:14 the yankees have been a mess this inning. making cam throw a ton of pitches.* - Ari Gold October 5, 2026, 19:28:45 Cleveland’s pitcher is losing his shit.* - Toonces October 5, 2026, 18:08:00 No longer watching, but looked at my phone last night and saw Brewers down in bottom 9 - KingTalkyTiki October 5, 2026, 11:52:52 baseball is awesome. Don't care who you're cheering for. That game was amazing* - DanSaint October 4, 2026, 18:25:54 We are damned.* - LeatherneckIllini October 4, 2026, 18:24:06 Tatis for Postseason MVP!!!* - shua October 4, 2026, 18:45:01 Milwaukee team of destiny. Make peace now - CanHartlebHireSnider October 4, 2026, 18:23:50 I don't care that much but would the Rays be the most palatable winner? - Warrin'_Illini October 5, 2026, 13:39:50 ...but Florida. Yuck. - KingTalkyTiki October 5, 2026, 13:41:23 Oh wait, I forgot about Cleveland. Go Cleveland. No offense Sox fans, residuals from 2016.* - Warrin'_Illini October 5, 2026, 13:44:55 Cleveland is definitely my #1 (not against the Sox here) - CanHartlebHireSnider October 5, 2026, 13:48:57 For sure, those fans deserve it.* - Warrin'_Illini October 5, 2026, 13:51:53 Hopefully SD doesn’t regret trying to wait until the end of the game to use Miller* - OB25 October 4, 2026, 17:34:46 This…. - LeatherneckIllini October 4, 2026, 06:42:37 Didn’t you choose to be a Padre fan because you wanted to be a contrarian? - CanHartlebHireSnider October 4, 2026, 10:40:20 welll… - LeatherneckIllini October 4, 2026, 12:49:21 Also all you do is proclaim every Padre the best player and the Padres the greatest org/team - CanHartlebHireSnider October 4, 2026, 10:46:02 Seems like you’re just jealous that their current lineup is replete with first ballot HOFers* - Herman Blume October 4, 2026, 13:09:59 liddo Ricketts SMASH* - chorizo October 4, 2026, 11:17:38 No idea what this means but I’m sure it’s devastating* - CanHartlebHireSnider October 4, 2026, 11:29:30 lol, don’t worry this will end like every other Padres season :( * - shua October 4, 2026, 09:35:15 Waaaaaaaah.* - Herman Blume October 4, 2026, 09:28:02 Worst sports day of my life.* - LeatherneckIllini October 4, 2026, 05:44:20 I’m sure you’ll get a lot of sympathy on this board after douche sliding through the Cubs threads* - Carl Spackler October 4, 2026, 06:45:07 You have a WS in your lifetime. Cry me a river lol* - LeatherneckIllini October 4, 2026, 09:23:14 That is total bull shit* - reggiedunlop October 3, 2026, 23:19:29 That ball was hit with a 49 launch angle. I don’t know if a homer has ever been hit that high - CanHartlebHireSnider October 3, 2026, 23:06:54 To add to this Statcast thinks the only place that’s a homer is Houston - CanHartlebHireSnider October 4, 2026, 00:08:56 Ok so there have been 7 total in the Statcast era since 2015. Including postseason* - CanHartlebHireSnider October 3, 2026, 23:09:53 2 were against the Cubs at Wrigley (lol). Guessing wind aided. One was over the monster* - CanHartlebHireSnider October 3, 2026, 23:12:30 So that’s a HR in an uncovered stadium and a live ball in a dome?* - biclops October 3, 2026, 23:05:46 The f’ing Brewers, man* - OB25 October 3, 2026, 23:05:17 Though watching it off the bat and France’s reaction, I think the announcers are wrong… - OB25 October 3, 2026, 23:09:05 Uhhhhhh* - assassin October 3, 2026, 23:03:07 Let Trevor Megill go for nothing* - CanHartlebHireSnider October 3, 2026, 22:47:53 Oh my. Nice to have a 20 yr catcher with good speed. and now…* - LeatherneckIllini October 3, 2026, 20:07:43 I agree with AJ. Gotta get the out at 1st* - CanHartlebHireSnider October 3, 2026, 20:07:34 Good swings by Pads so far. Very cautiously optimistic.+ - LeatherneckIllini October 3, 2026, 20:02:10 What are you doing* - John Coctostan October 3, 2026, 19:44:48 wtf are you doing Austin Wells?!? WTF?!?!* - CanHartlebHireSnider October 3, 2026, 19:44:44 so stupid* - memyselfandillini October 3, 2026, 19:46:08 Decided one way or another, he was not being pinch ran for* - RVA October 3, 2026, 19:51:17 Should have gone in standing up and headed for home. * - memyselfandillini October 3, 2026, 19:53:05 View all; Collapse ^ Illinois Basketball: sounds like a home & home with TX is in the works - biclops October 1, 2026, 12:48:03 View all; 153 responses; Herman Blume Yesterday, 23:00:20 ⇥ Sports Illustrated Mirkovic profile - biclops Yesterday, 18:05:53 is Mirk wearing lipstick* - Herman Blume Yesterday, 23:00:20 Per a SnapChat Video that Sleepers found - Mirk is both practicing and dunking * - aimlessillini Yesterday, 16:45:58 Was flubber involved?* - biclops Yesterday, 17:28:31 Link - aimlessillini Yesterday, 17:30:25 CBS has Mirkovic on their preseason AA list - biclops October 14, 2026, 15:51:09 I'm no Roughy, but here's 6,500 words on Illini hoops - LWillhite October 13, 2026, 12:28:54 Really great! Thanks for sharing! (nm) - Waka Yesterday, 16:39:16 really enjoyed reading that. Thanks for sharing* - ECEIllinois October 14, 2026, 20:00:33 Great stuff. Thanks!* - DT October 14, 2026, 19:45:45 your Andrej blurb has a typo - assassin October 14, 2026, 18:40:02 Also has Mirk listed as a FR. Awesome read, btw* - Herman Blume Yesterday, 06:48:11 Deftly written. I appreciated that. Thank you.* - cpsteine October 14, 2026, 18:21:28 That’s fantastic! Thank you!* - LeatherneckIllini October 14, 2026, 16:52:18 whoa* - reggiedunlop October 14, 2026, 15:51:54 Thoroughly enjoyed that! Thanks for sharing! * - Tuscy October 14, 2026, 15:44:43 amazing stuff thank you * - biclops October 14, 2026, 15:41:05 Sam Vecenie has Quentin Coleman #7 in his latest mock draft - OB25 October 12, 2026, 16:54:31 and is also all in on the Mirk train - assassin October 12, 2026, 16:57:01 Mentioned Ethan Brown too. The coaches must be incredibly high on this team to be feeding national - John Coctostan October 12, 2026, 17:27:45 (though as a 5 year college player. which is fine!) * - assassin October 12, 2026, 18:27:03 I have a ticket for the Illinois game at Oregon* - Sounder October 12, 2026, 13:30:31 I'm thinking hard about doing an Oregon/Washington trip. Any thoughts - ijustkrushalot October 12, 2026, 13:49:20 It's not really "on the way" but my answer is always Cannon Beach - Sounder October 13, 2026, 12:01:55 Portland (Oregon, not Maine) is between Seattle and Eugene. You could explore - ATL October 12, 2026, 13:53:09 Evan Miya’s model really likes Illinois - biclops October 12, 2026, 12:19:54 Is this really another 89, 05 going into the season? Where we *know* we are this good? - uofi1998 October 12, 2026, 12:26:14 On paper, the offense is an absolutely perfect puzzle - Blazer October 12, 2026, 13:52:52 Missing an experienced back up PG.* - gullit October 12, 2026, 13:06:36 We haven't had a traditional PG for years - Blazer October 12, 2026, 13:54:02 I wonder what that market even looks like these days - biclops October 12, 2026, 13:50:17 Feels like a lot of assumptions... - Tuscy October 12, 2026, 12:49:56 Coleman is not Keaton - jdl October 12, 2026, 12:59:49 Yeah, that's better. - Tuscy October 12, 2026, 13:27:27 And I'm Batman* - ATL October 12, 2026, 13:02:50 don't forget Tomi* - assassin October 12, 2026, 12:58:08 I think we’re going to be awesome but also think we lose our first 3 real games… - OB25 October 12, 2026, 12:40:12 We have to beat UConn. - CanHartlebHireSnider October 12, 2026, 13:08:53 Obvious adjustment this season will be Mirk's availability - jdl October 12, 2026, 12:43:50 Yeah can definitely see a “in hindsight we were asking him to do much” quote from Brad - OB25 October 12, 2026, 12:55:06 For sure - jdl October 12, 2026, 12:30:42 I mean... I get it... but... just feels a little off to me for some reason.* - uofi1998 October 12, 2026, 12:43:17 I think Keaton's season cast a huge shadow on how good Mirk's season was. - ATL October 12, 2026, 13:04:36 Maybe we have too much balance? - jdl October 12, 2026, 12:45:58 I’m curious if Andrej was 100% last year. If he can find a bit of a three point shot, - Waka October 12, 2026, 13:46:13 Preseason kenpom is out! - Blazer October 11, 2026, 14:54:59 kenpom thoughts - jdl October 12, 2026, 14:29:07 Tovik has us at 8, Evan Miyakawa at 3 - ATL October 11, 2026, 17:05:05 Closer to #15 Virginia than #1 Duke in net rating* - CanHartlebHireSnider October 11, 2026, 15:11:17 Podz got a 5/$110 from the Warriors* - CanHartlebHireSnider October 10, 2026, 11:14:33 This makes zero sense to me in the world of the 2nd apron.* - uofi1998 October 12, 2026, 12:27:59 They won in 2022 but otherwise have really screwed up the back half of Steph's career. - Warrin'_Illini October 12, 2026, 12:54:58 Parents, groom your sons to be NBA players - bjl63 October 11, 2026, 14:56:27 My god* - opossum jenkins October 10, 2026, 12:23:04 He must have a great agent.* - Toonces October 10, 2026, 11:54:55 Nice, in depth write up on the guys from a good X follow - General Engineer October 10, 2026, 08:27:44 I still can’t quite wrap my head around the year that Keaton Wagler had* - CWR10 October 10, 2026, 08:48:09 This is wild with Bruce sitting right next to Brad - jdl October 8, 2026, 14:44:43 Have you found Underwood’s actual presser?* - biclops October 8, 2026, 15:00:05 ooo - jdl October 8, 2026, 15:13:19 Actually that's just the Q&A, not the presser * - jdl October 8, 2026, 15:18:20 It's wild that this year Brad will have been here longer than Bruce - CanHartlebHireSnider October 8, 2026, 14:50:04 a season longer, in fact* - assassin October 8, 2026, 15:12:54 Cincinnati beat Ohio State in their exhibition game - biclops October 7, 2026, 17:36:58 I’m going to the Cincinnati exhibition. Will report back* - opossum jenkins October 7, 2026, 19:10:52 When is this game again?* - illini21 October 8, 2026, 08:22:43 next saturday* - assassin October 8, 2026, 11:38:14 I’m thinking about it too. Not sure I can swing with HS homecoming that evening.* - voiceofreason October 7, 2026, 22:20:11 worried your date will be disappointed?* - biclops October 8, 2026, 14:58:20 Yep, it’s a real conundrum.* - voiceofreason October 8, 2026, 16:25:10 Buy her a ticket too! It’s OK to be late to homecoming festivities.* - DocWalk20 October 8, 2026, 16:41:18 I expect another year where OSU will be meh* - bjl63 October 7, 2026, 17:53:07 we were told they'd be good * - Poldark October 7, 2026, 17:59:24 For some bizarre reason it was outside* - BradUnderwoodforprez October 7, 2026, 17:52:04 that's some preseason three point and free throw shooting alright. woof* - assassin October 7, 2026, 17:39:24 Dana Altman of Oregon retiring effective immediately. FURG wanted him!* - Poldark October 7, 2026, 11:56:12 ccc represent!* - Ari Gold October 7, 2026, 18:36:12 Assuming it’s not health (him or family) related, this is a dick move - Mrap24 October 7, 2026, 15:35:04 I hate when coaches do this (assuming it’s not a health problem). - biclops October 7, 2026, 12:40:15 We play UNC also? Yikes quite the schedule.* - gullit October 7, 2026, 09:36:34 Torvik has the Illini women at #26 - biclops October 7, 2026, 09:32:59 that's also bottom half of the Big Ten. * - ijustkrushalot October 7, 2026, 15:06:26 Looking at the conference TV schedules is interesting - biclops October 6, 2026, 21:36:17 The networks do a fantasy draft of the games - LWillhite October 6, 2026, 21:50:49 If you’re interested in scoring this - biclops October 6, 2026, 21:44:43 most game times announced - Poldark October 6, 2026, 14:12:57 Duke, UNC and Miznoz games on the ESPN family of channels * - jdl October 7, 2026, 15:03:23 Where is that Cincinnati exhibition being played?* - voiceofreason October 6, 2026, 15:19:41 Shit, that’s here in Cincy. Don’t know how I missed that.* - voiceofreason October 6, 2026, 15:23:56 tickets only $15! - assassin October 6, 2026, 16:42:59 Also, remember when we could barely ever get a network TV slot?* - Carl Spackler October 6, 2026, 14:57:24 Yes, but also blech to B1G+ games in three different months. Get out of here with that shit* - DocWalk20 October 6, 2026, 15:16:22 Funny how that works* - EffinIllini October 7, 2026, 12:09:02 Blech on the 8 PM tipoff for Northwestern in Evanston.* - Carl Spackler October 6, 2026, 14:56:10 we'll see you there!* - Poldark October 6, 2026, 16:49:52 Looks like Wabbington to IU - jdl October 5, 2026, 17:34:36 IU doing less with more since 1987!* - OWWDig October 6, 2026, 16:16:08 Would love to hear MushMouth from Fat Albert say this name* - AintHatin October 6, 2026, 11:28:07 As a famous Mushmouth impersonator from 50 years ago, I accepted your challenge. - Tuscy October 6, 2026, 12:55:31 *doffs chapeau* - AintHatin October 6, 2026, 13:31:43 His mom is great in Ted Lasso* - DT October 6, 2026, 11:19:30 that wascally Wabbington* - IlliniOllie October 6, 2026, 07:39:51 I don't really pay much attention to recruiting - IlliniSax05 October 5, 2026, 18:32:11 Is Sir Wabbington one of the uber tall guys who was at the SIU football game? - Warrin'_Illini October 6, 2026, 09:26:42 I do like the fact that we're chasing kids with names that sound right out of a 1930s British public - ATL October 6, 2026, 09:08:34 Not worried about missing on this kid. Pettigrew is the prize* - CWR10 October 6, 2026, 08:20:34 Apparently will have to battle Cal for this one.* - Warrin'_Illini October 6, 2026, 12:56:12 the school or the coach? - IlliniSax05 October 6, 2026, 13:33:50 Sorry I missed this. The coach. Cal is visiting and then he'll take an OV to Arkansas.* - Warrin'_Illini October 7, 2026, 12:57:09 do we think he's close to picking a school?* - shua October 6, 2026, 09:03:49 No idea but seems like he’s a priority for a lot of big time schools* - CWR10 October 6, 2026, 11:15:19 IIRC we got in late on Wabbington and the kid who chose Cuse - jdl October 6, 2026, 07:09:22 Don’t think they ever expected to get any of the out of staters. Maybe a slim chance at Wabbington. - OB25 October 5, 2026, 18:49:54 Per the podcast that Werner did on the subject he thought we’d get Pettigrew and nobody else * - ATL October 5, 2026, 18:40:55 odds were only ever to get 1* - assassin October 5, 2026, 18:40:35 And I expect Pettigrew will be that one* - bjl63 October 5, 2026, 18:41:16 It takes a few years for a F4 appearance to pay off* - Dilbert October 5, 2026, 18:34:03 Wish I could find the video of Bruce running off the court, looking back over his shoulder... * - osklister October 6, 2026, 09:06:28 ooo - dk October 6, 2026, 15:34:02 How is IU getting a 5-star from Arizona?* - Toonces October 5, 2026, 18:09:37 Grew up a fan of the cowboy Dusty Banners* - illini222 October 6, 2026, 08:59:23 money can be exchanged for goods and services * - biclops October 5, 2026, 18:17:35 The lure of the banners from probably before his parents were born was too strong* - Herman Blume October 5, 2026, 18:03:41 Poor Ked spent so much time on this graphic - biclops October 5, 2026, 18:01:02 gross * - biclops October 5, 2026, 17:48:47 Picked to finish first by the media - illini81887 October 5, 2026, 10:36:19 Is "transfer of the year" a new award? Just curious. - osklister October 5, 2026, 13:37:12 You don’t remember Kenny Battle winning Transfer of the Year?* - shua October 5, 2026, 17:44:24 Wagler had 15/6/3 in the Clippers first preseason game. Hit the game winner* - biclops October 5, 2026, 07:39:32 Tho he was 1-11 from three. But 8-9 from the line. * - assassin October 5, 2026, 10:49:16 The buzz coming out of Clips camp is similar to the buzz last year. - Warrin'_Illini October 5, 2026, 07:41:55 If the Illini play UT and they do it in Mexico City I’m going to slash Brad’s tires* - meanjeans October 3, 2026, 18:46:25 CDMX game would be awesome* - Chilango October 4, 2026, 08:17:22 yes, please. went in Aug for the first time. and we will def go back* - Nobster October 5, 2026, 07:42:27 Hopefully they got Brady Pettigrew in and out of the football game before the wheels fell off* - OWWDig October 3, 2026, 18:36:53 First exhibition game in two weeks* - biclops October 3, 2026, 18:12:07 Hallelujah* - Ron McDon October 3, 2026, 18:13:47 Looks like the Baylor and UIC exhibition games are on BTN + * - jdl October 2, 2026, 18:59:06 Sorry BTN+, the deal is I only buy one month per year and then instantly cancel. - OB25 October 2, 2026, 19:05:30 Except that year that accidentally gave out the 12 month code* - Blazer October 5, 2026, 13:04:07 Mark Mitchell (MO) & Skyy Clark (LSU) no longer eligible - biclops October 2, 2026, 17:13:36 I don’t understand how this ever ends? - OB25 October 2, 2026, 18:35:11 Giant orgy* - biclops October 2, 2026, 19:02:00 II starting to post local media day content - biclops October 2, 2026, 17:01:55 did any of you losers get final 4 tickets? i did not. which 1st weekend site - Nobster October 2, 2026, 08:19:46 also charlotte nc, louisville ky, minnyapple mn, and sactown ca...stupid email - Nobster October 2, 2026, 08:28:15 A poor craftsman blames his tools.* - DocWalk20 October 2, 2026, 18:37:58 also, which one is the best city for the 1st weekend? i've never been to any of them - Nobster October 2, 2026, 08:21:32 Anyone know when they'll start announcing game times for the women's games?* - Taz October 1, 2026, 15:17:11 Sidejack - Anyone know when single game tickets go on sale? * - aimlessillini October 1, 2026, 14:07:31 Just called ticket office - for anyone wondering it's Oct 15 at noon * - aimlessillini October 1, 2026, 14:20:29 thanks - IlliniSax05 October 1, 2026, 14:26:13 Would be fun to make a winter trip to Austin* - ATL October 1, 2026, 13:03:27 View all; Collapse ^ NFL Week 5 thread. Well, one of my favorite story lines has already resolved. Sean Payton - voiceofreason October 8, 2026, 16:23:13 View all; 96 responses; VIV Yesterday, 22:56:36 ⇥ FF rollercoaster last night for me - VIV October 13, 2026, 08:09:55 *MAJOR UPDATE* - VIV Yesterday, 22:56:36 In one league I was up 3 and done, my opponent had Mevis going - AintHatin October 13, 2026, 13:14:42 I once lost a weekly matchup because a QB kneel down at the end of the game - Gene Parmesan October 13, 2026, 08:39:34 btw to your storyline, seems like a Nix problem not a playcaller problem* - gvibes October 13, 2026, 00:28:26 Why do these teams care so much about wasting time in sudden death OT?* - CanHartlebHireSnider October 12, 2026, 22:45:37 If you are talking the opening drive, optimum strategy is to receive and try to use - gvibes October 13, 2026, 00:29:10 The opening drive is not sudden death* - CanHartlebHireSnider October 13, 2026, 07:12:02 Right that’s the point. If f you use all ten minutes to score than the other team - CoronaTheirAss October 13, 2026, 07:30:21 That's not sudden death. That's not what my post was referring too* - CanHartlebHireSnider October 13, 2026, 07:39:17 The.ln in that case if you miss the FG not to give it back to the other team* - CoronaTheirAss October 13, 2026, 13:06:23 yeah, what am i missing here?* - Ari Gold October 13, 2026, 07:35:40 The original context of my post - CanHartlebHireSnider October 13, 2026, 07:49:55 Thank you Joe! Just kick the FG!!* - CanHartlebHireSnider October 12, 2026, 22:47:39 Yeah. I guess they figured out the SD thing finally. * - harb October 12, 2026, 22:48:25 And they get in FG range and just mash it for no gain* - CanHartlebHireSnider October 12, 2026, 22:46:05 with a RB who is praying he can fall down still possessing the ball - OrangeSox October 12, 2026, 22:52:38 Wow. Rams kick is tipped and short. Bills with a chance. * - harb October 12, 2026, 22:42:26 Almost another bungled end of game moment there. Have to spike immediately.* - Carl Spackler October 12, 2026, 22:21:20 I think Stafford was in control plus they had a timeout. Don’t give Allen time* - CanHartlebHireSnider October 12, 2026, 22:23:09 If he gets stopped there, only have 1 more play.* - Carl Spackler October 12, 2026, 22:24:51 thinking McVay should've called a timeout at 2:30+ with the Bills facing a 2nd and 17* - ECEIllinois October 12, 2026, 22:11:11 Allen refusing to slide even 5 yards after getting the 1st remains crazy. Playing with fire* - John Coctostan October 12, 2026, 22:04:52 Bills/Rams….interesting game so far. Bills can’t find the end zone but moving the ball pretty well - harb October 12, 2026, 20:00:31 Hear me out but LAC should start shopping Herbert and use their first on a QB - MC October 12, 2026, 09:35:02 Herbert has always been overrated. Looks the part, puts up good numbers - bjl63 October 12, 2026, 10:24:42 He’s dumb as a rock. Can't process. Physically gifted and not much else. - voiceofreason October 12, 2026, 20:14:58 they should sack OC Mike McDaniel. - Poldark October 12, 2026, 09:46:58 he's been hot garbage. * - VIV October 12, 2026, 11:40:06 Should be coaching a quirky offense in the WAC (or whatever it's called now)* - uofi1998 October 12, 2026, 11:21:25 Think they’d get quite a bit more than a first rounder.* - Carl Spackler October 12, 2026, 09:36:13 I'm skeptical of that. - Sammich October 12, 2026, 10:23:54 That’s basically a younger Stafford when he was traded, right? - Carl Spackler October 12, 2026, 10:27:52 It's a reasonable comp... and I also think another team would mortgage its future for Herbert. - uofi1998 October 12, 2026, 11:09:37 He's better than Darnold, who won a Super Bowl last year* - Sounder October 12, 2026, 11:11:35 No he isn’t. Way more to QB play than the rocket arm.* - voiceofreason October 12, 2026, 20:17:26 Physically, sure. But he’s underachieved going back to college - bjl63 October 12, 2026, 11:18:39 Yeah I'm sure... and I think he's better than a lot of other guys like Hurts and Daniels... - uofi1998 October 12, 2026, 11:13:31 Fair point - Sammich October 12, 2026, 10:38:17 Sometimes a change of scenery is all it takes* - Sounder October 12, 2026, 10:54:12 Or just moving down the hall, in this case* - uofi1998 October 12, 2026, 11:24:53 Oh yeah that’s probably right. Also he has a no trade clause so no idea if he would even move * - MC October 12, 2026, 10:04:43 Ten minute OT with the new rules is nuts. Also Declan Doyle is legit - CanHartlebHireSnider October 11, 2026, 22:40:32 Jameis Winston is insane, and largely stinks* - memyselfandillini October 11, 2026, 21:07:38 Big play by Sydney Brown - larue33 October 11, 2026, 19:44:03 Mike Evans is having a day * - ATL October 11, 2026, 18:18:03 Looking at the guys jersey was kind of legendary* - Sounder October 12, 2026, 10:26:17 How many future HOFers on the 49ers current roster... at least 5 right? - uofi1998 October 12, 2026, 11:24:24 Brock Purdy is a baller.* - Warrin'_Illini October 12, 2026, 11:31:45 Huge fan... pride of Gilbert, AZ... has the IT that Herbert does not... * - uofi1998 October 12, 2026, 11:33:54 I remember the post here when we offered him* - ECEIllinois October 12, 2026, 20:12:52 Chargers TD run one of the best I've seen in a long time...17-10 LA/SD over Denver* - RSMBob October 11, 2026, 17:20:59 Some really bad, really dumb football this weekend* - OWWDig October 11, 2026, 17:05:20 the mismanagement of games is a virus. - Poldark October 11, 2026, 17:08:40 Wow, the Texans gave up a 2 for MHJ! Didn’t see that coming.* - Carl Spackler October 11, 2026, 15:49:29 I'm absolutely shocked the Texans are going to bail out the Cards' mismanagement again* - uofi1998 October 12, 2026, 11:21:00 And at the same time, rewind 3 years and think how crazy it is that he’s only worth that* - OB25 October 11, 2026, 15:58:33 Omg Washington! I was yelling at the screen haha. What a screw up.* - Toonces October 11, 2026, 15:46:58 What a brain fart* - Ron McDon October 11, 2026, 15:49:38 Imagine if Caleb messed up like that* - bjl63 October 11, 2026, 15:47:51 Eberflussed. Their coach should take a ton of heat too.* - Toonces October 11, 2026, 15:49:47 didn’t that kind of happen in detroit 2 years ago?* - Ari Gold October 11, 2026, 15:49:02 The great Jayden Daniels butchered the last play* - bjl63 October 11, 2026, 15:46:57 Well they should have kicked it before the previous play. Bad all around - CanHartlebHireSnider October 11, 2026, 15:48:47 Yep. * - harb October 11, 2026, 15:55:28 It’s like they don’t realize the game is over if they make the fg.* - Toonces October 11, 2026, 15:51:48 inexcusable.* - Ari Gold October 11, 2026, 15:48:14 Wtaf washington * - ISeeDeadHawkeyes October 11, 2026, 15:46:45 that was a wonderfully awful game.* - Ari Gold October 11, 2026, 15:47:35 holy shit what was that?* - apusikam October 11, 2026, 15:46:22 Master class on clock mismanagement by Washington* - illini222 October 11, 2026, 15:46:18 lol* - shua October 11, 2026, 15:46:03 Dumbest thing I’ve ever seen. JUST KICK THE FG!!!!* - CanHartlebHireSnider October 11, 2026, 15:45:56 Coaches all with handwritten FIRE ME signs taped to their backs * - memyselfandillini October 11, 2026, 21:06:49 Giants too!!* - CanHartlebHireSnider October 11, 2026, 15:46:34 Looks like Drake Maye is back* - bjl63 October 11, 2026, 14:34:26 lol all-time ending in London* - illini21 October 11, 2026, 12:15:48 The best! You stink, Sirianni!!! - memyselfandillini October 11, 2026, 12:18:46 the lovie squib!* - Ari Gold October 11, 2026, 12:17:16 Adam Schaffer is a caricature of himself now. Jumps the gun on the Marvin Harrison trade - voiceofreason October 10, 2026, 11:39:47 Absolutely insane not to take the FG there and now I’m actively rooting for it to cost them* - meanjeans October 8, 2026, 21:51:25 That makes no sense at all. Make it a 3 score game!* - John Coctostan October 8, 2026, 21:50:54 How are we still letting this guy announce games? - Carl Spackler October 8, 2026, 21:08:26 You’re right, Kirk Herbstreit should be put to death.* - Toonces October 8, 2026, 21:35:52 In public, they're in Texas* - illini222 October 8, 2026, 21:50:04 The Cowboys look completely uninterested* - illini21 October 8, 2026, 20:23:58 Mega ass from Dallas tonight. * - VIV October 8, 2026, 21:14:27 Tangentially nfl related...whatever Kay Adams did to her face is terrible - IlliniSax05 October 8, 2026, 17:53:50 Loomeresque* - ATL October 11, 2026, 17:15:08 Well…. - Mrap24 October 8, 2026, 22:19:19 I hate so society so much for forcing this bullshit on people. * - MC October 8, 2026, 20:39:46 oh no, kay* - VIV October 8, 2026, 20:29:21 What the actual fuck* - illini21 October 8, 2026, 20:26:04 That can’t be the same person.* - voiceofreason October 8, 2026, 18:05:06 Hilarious that HOU is winless after all the hype* - bjl63 October 8, 2026, 17:34:13 Imagine thinking they would crushing their 9.5 ou wins. * - MC October 8, 2026, 17:35:04 View all; Collapse ^ Eddie O returning to the Blackhawks - CanHartlebHireSnider October 10, 2026, 09:55:25 View all; 28 responses; UofIL6 Yesterday, 21:56:59 ⇥ Love the pairing of Kane Bedard and Levshunov in OT* - bjl63 Yesterday, 21:43:19 Lev nearly jumped into Kaner's arms after. Don't hurt the old guy, Arty* - UofIL6 Yesterday, 21:56:59 So, so good. - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 21:48:02 That was very fun. But man, Frank does so much well but has the yips around the net* - OB25 Yesterday, 21:44:34 Was afraid that one OT was gonna bite us on the ass. - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 21:49:09 Knight should have got that assist* - timmer Yesterday, 19:43:03 Nazar actually put one in the back of the net! The tides might be turning after all.* - OB25 Yesterday, 19:42:22 Heh then he fanned on a point blank empty net.* - OB25 Yesterday, 19:50:44 ...and Bedard says "Hold my beer."* - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 20:25:09 ...and nearly doubling them up in SOG. Trending the right way.* - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 19:48:10 Bedard goal, Kane assist - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 19:29:51 Kane breaks U.S.-born assist record on feed to Bedard for his 1st goal of season. Fun* - OB25 Yesterday, 19:29:05 ...we know you enjoyed the outcome!* - KingTalkyTiki October 13, 2026, 21:40:50 Much more like it. Nice to have you back, 98* - UofIL6 October 13, 2026, 21:39:19 Got a cheap one. I'll take it* - UofIL6 October 13, 2026, 21:30:07 Sigh, if you even lose this one after all the good vibes…* - OB25 October 13, 2026, 21:19:52 Nice to see Lev making some offensive plays* - CanHartlebHireSnider October 13, 2026, 20:27:09 Kantserov (from Bedard). Hopefully see that much more now* - UofIL6 October 13, 2026, 19:47:11 Roman 2x* - UofIL6 October 13, 2026, 20:26:24 And from Byram. Who had been objectively terrible so far. More of that please* - OB25 October 13, 2026, 19:47:49 Less of that* - OB25 October 13, 2026, 19:49:17 haha scored immediately* - assassin October 13, 2026, 19:11:47 Nice pass from Frondell* - CanHartlebHireSnider October 13, 2026, 19:13:18 good work on the forecheck* - assassin October 13, 2026, 19:13:55 Finishing up some work on the couch, have the Red Wings/Devils on. - Warrin'_Illini October 13, 2026, 19:06:15 First line is Kantserov/Bedard/Kane. That’s hot (but could also be a disaster)* - OB25 October 13, 2026, 18:42:01 Sounds like Bedard will be playing tomorrow night* - OB25 October 12, 2026, 13:15:07 Thank god. I haven't watched much but it seems like they're routinely being shitpumped.* - Warrin'_Illini October 12, 2026, 13:18:18 View all; Collapse ^ I like how the Porsche Mission S’ rear wing takes its cue from the 959 - timmer Yesterday, 20:53:18 No responses Favorite song by Limp Bizkit - TarheelIllini Yesterday, 13:18:53 View all; 21 responses; SurfTheBoneyard Yesterday, 20:41:47 ⇥ I’ll say this for LB, the slow build to “BREAK YOUR FUCKING FACE TONIGHT” still slaps* - OB25 Yesterday, 16:15:20 Break Stuff* - Illini Guy Yesterday, 20:07:10 LOGGINS! Man this is tough - Jackie Yesterday, 15:42:52 Make no mistake where you arrrrrrrrre! - SurfTheBoneyard Yesterday, 20:41:47 Speaking of Michael McDonald, has his reunion with his kid that he gave up for adoption been - Herman Blume Yesterday, 17:31:50 I saw it a zillion times in the Yacht Rock fb group, can’t remember if it made it here* - Jackie Yesterday, 20:04:35 Speaking of Michael McDonald - Waka Yesterday, 17:55:55 This one from Limp which is carried by Method Man and DMX - MC Yesterday, 15:32:39 Your shitty music makes me barf, Loggins. - Herman Blume Yesterday, 13:41:34 Bless you, Loggins!* - Jackie Yesterday, 15:44:13 If we’re listing favorite Loggins and Messina songs, here’s mine - TarheelIllini Yesterday, 15:04:43 Take a look around and rearranged.* - Warrin'_Illini Yesterday, 13:28:57 ATL Fun Fact: Fred Durst used to mow my parents' lawn.* - ATL Yesterday, 13:25:54 This was within the last ten years.* - SurfTheBoneyard Yesterday, 18:19:33 GIVE ME SOMETHING TO RAKE!* - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 17:57:47 .dot. - Waka Yesterday, 15:18:18 Return to Pooh Corner - Sounder Yesterday, 13:21:46 Have fun at PoohCon* - Jackie Yesterday, 15:34:03 MANUEL! I NEED MORE BACON* - Sammich Yesterday, 15:39:01 Here I was thinking this was a response to the subject heading* - RVA Yesterday, 15:13:32 Written by Loggins, originally sung by Loggins and messina* - TarheelIllini Yesterday, 15:04:02 View all; Collapse ^ CFP about to double; conference championship games going bye-bye? - Sammich Yesterday, 14:06:00 View all; 22 responses; Carl Spackler Yesterday, 20:29:10 ⇥ I’m mostly ok with the expanded playoff but this part will definitely suck… - OB25 Yesterday, 20:08:32 Only 8 teams get a first round bye, only 8 get a first round home game, think those will both - illini222 Yesterday, 20:21:09 Manny Diaz wants transfer fees - assassin Yesterday, 18:32:42 Absolutely. So put it in your contracts, Manny.* - Carl Spackler Yesterday, 20:26:53 These guys act like they have no agency. - Carl Spackler Yesterday, 20:29:10 I agree* - ijustkrushalot Yesterday, 18:44:50 I mean given how far down the road we’ve gotten with this now, I don’t hate that. - OB25 Yesterday, 18:35:24 I need to check out Oregon St next time they are on tv - illini21 Yesterday, 19:02:49 He’s not wrong. At least directionally. * - ATL Yesterday, 18:34:46 I still don’t know how I feel about this - illini21 Yesterday, 14:10:17 So, for my fan lifetime, only the 2007 and 2024 teams make it* - RVA Yesterday, 17:34:44 2001 won the B11, so they would have been in* - Sammich Yesterday, 17:38:54 I hate it - IlliniSax05 Yesterday, 14:43:02 Only 1 round of home games is the biggest tease and worst part of current format - OB25 Yesterday, 14:30:01 I don’t like it but it is necessary * - biclops Yesterday, 14:24:12 it is most definitely not necessary. It's a money grab - IlliniSax05 Yesterday, 14:42:16 Two things can be true* - biclops Yesterday, 14:43:28 but adding more teams doesn't make the playoff better - IlliniSax05 Yesterday, 14:45:59 I think it makes the regular season more meaningful for a shitload of teams - biclops Yesterday, 14:59:37 awesome, lets get more 2-3 loss P4 teams in so they can get blown out in the first round - IlliniSax05 Yesterday, 15:03:35 The Game will be so exciting when tOSU & scUM rest their starters for the playoffs. - EffinIllini Yesterday, 15:29:32 kills the second tier of bowl games but at least the kids won't be opting out* - bucktownillini Yesterday, 14:51:09 View all; Collapse ^ Saw “You Can See Everything” today. Generally, not a Fielder fan - bjl63 Yesterday, 18:50:30 View all; 1 response; complainant Yesterday, 19:06:27 ⇥ Combing through 300 hours of raw footage seems like a good use case for AI.* - complainant Yesterday, 19:06:27 View all; Collapse ^ Baby news! - bbonb Yesterday, 18:01:56 View all; 1 response; ATL Yesterday, 18:21:21 ⇥ I’m waiting for the fertile octogenarian Swank. * - ATL Yesterday, 18:21:21 View all; Collapse ^ One malooga, four loogas.* - Sammich Yesterday, 17:51:16 No responses A Wichita Lion...5 pics - ThanksForLooking Yesterday, 13:00:28 View all; 5 responses; TarheelIllini Yesterday, 17:49:10 ⇥ She’s pissed. She’s Facebook friends with a tiger in the UK that posted a bunch of cool pics.* - DT Yesterday, 17:32:06 Yissss* - Jackie Yesterday, 15:55:50 I am a lion for the countyyyyyyyy* - Herman Blume Yesterday, 13:01:22 Solid A* - TarheelIllini Yesterday, 17:49:10 LMFCO* - Jackie Yesterday, 15:56:19 View all; Collapse ^ Pre-sale for UI-UNC in Nashville is live - jfinsocal October 14, 2026, 10:08:25 View all; 16 responses; aimlessillini Yesterday, 16:00:20 ⇥ Glad I got my Penn St tix on SeatGeek Tues - way better deal on way better seats * - aimlessillini Yesterday, 16:00:20 Got tickets for Ohio State* - biclops Yesterday, 12:16:18 Now is your chance if you want tickets. Public sale started an hour ago. - OB25 Yesterday, 11:21:47 This is a not ideal thing to have suddenly happened when I was in an 8 hour workshop all day* - OB25 October 14, 2026, 16:20:13 Are you suddenly in a mood to splurge? I've got something that should make us all splurge. - Warrin'_Illini October 14, 2026, 16:38:38 Definitely making me splooge! * - Tuscy Yesterday, 12:21:23 There are a few mini-plan tix still available today - jfinsocal October 14, 2026, 14:20:45 Is the UI ticket website fucked for anyone else?* - biclops October 14, 2026, 11:53:07 NM single games on sale tomorrow. My reminder was on the wrong day * - biclops October 14, 2026, 11:54:23 I was lucky to snag 4 just after 10am. By the time I went back through the queue to get 4 more, - Philo October 14, 2026, 10:43:03 I would vote for any political candidate that would outlaw this resale bullshit* - Herman Blume October 14, 2026, 11:06:39 Dang these tix are steep. - nash October 14, 2026, 10:24:08 $320 for 4 3rd row upper deck* - JeffFrank October 14, 2026, 10:35:26 I got 8 tix in section 325 row C - same price - jfinsocal October 14, 2026, 11:04:08 323 actually row B* - JeffFrank October 14, 2026, 15:06:18 Yeah missed the cheap ones somehow. Ah well.* - nash October 14, 2026, 10:41:35 View all; Collapse ^ Old Cowtown, Wichita -- 12 pics - ThanksForLooking Yesterday, 11:45:56 View all; 3 responses; Jackie Yesterday, 15:59:16 ⇥ These are really cool.* - Philo Yesterday, 12:46:02 Co-cool* - Jackie Yesterday, 15:59:16 Thank you* - ThanksForLooking Yesterday, 13:01:05 View all; Collapse ^ ooo - ATL Yesterday, 15:45:57 View all; 1 response; Herman Blume Yesterday, 15:55:48 ⇥ I just realized who she reminds me of - Herman Blume Yesterday, 15:55:48 View all; Collapse ^ This video keeps showing up on my feed and I can’t get enough of it - OB25 October 14, 2026, 17:06:37 View all; 2 responses; DiamondDazzle Yesterday, 15:47:52 ⇥ Was that Geraldo?!* - DiamondDazzle Yesterday, 15:47:52 WTF. (nm) - Waka Yesterday, 15:06:16 View all; Collapse ^ I can't stop laughing at this. - doubledown Yesterday, 14:16:14 View all; 1 response; VIV Yesterday, 14:40:02 ⇥ ChefReactions is better* - VIV Yesterday, 14:40:02 View all; Collapse ^ I’m in the mood to see some pet pics - Stu Yesterday, 10:27:51 View all; 15 responses; Wotcher Yesterday, 13:55:00 ⇥ Oskee, Lou, & Pippa. - EffinIllini Yesterday, 13:17:47 Boone - Tuscy Yesterday, 13:02:20 And a few AI assisted Doggy Band pics... - Wotcher Yesterday, 12:48:04 Did they ever get trained the way you wanted and settled down? * - Tuscy Yesterday, 12:57:54 Yes and No... depending on which one we're talking about. They just recently turned seven, so you'd - Wotcher Yesterday, 13:25:03 And what did you give the dog? - Tuscy Yesterday, 13:51:16 You have no idea how tempted I've been sometimes to try it, believe me. - Wotcher Yesterday, 13:55:00 I'll give you a Dragon and a Demon... - Wotcher Yesterday, 12:46:00 Now that's what I'm talking about* - Stu Yesterday, 13:22:18 Finn - AintHatin Yesterday, 12:37:34 Still happy to be home from boarding. - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 12:31:06 not a stupid costume, just a big ball of fur enjoying the warmth of the sun through the window - lcubed Yesterday, 11:40:04 The trap has been set. Now to see if any humans fall for it.* - Sammich Yesterday, 12:21:26 Lucy - OWWDig Yesterday, 11:23:19 Cats - bjl63 Yesterday, 11:01:27 View all; Collapse ^ Okay much like any red blooded Amurican I like a decent blonde with big stit and a normal - MC Yesterday, 10:27:20 View all; 42 responses; CanHartlebHireSnider Yesterday, 13:47:38 ⇥ ooo - CanHartlebHireSnider Yesterday, 10:57:06 Well, his monologue was ass and the skits weren’t much better. (nm) - Waka Yesterday, 11:10:45 I really like Shane Gillis, I thought that episode was terrible - Sounder Yesterday, 12:05:20 When you say you really like Shane what is you like? - CanHartlebHireSnider Yesterday, 13:06:34 I like his every man comedy approach - Sounder Yesterday, 13:13:25 Did Tires get any better after the first season? - RVA Yesterday, 13:39:52 Yes. The first season is mediocre at best. Had a few funny moments imo - CanHartlebHireSnider Yesterday, 13:47:38 How is the monologue that different than Tires? - CanHartlebHireSnider Yesterday, 13:15:23 He loved the Tires ep where Shane got caught staring at the girl dressed like a whore at the gym* - Chuck Woodaby Yesterday, 13:24:05 Because one is a fictionalized show about a dirtbag tire shop - Sounder Yesterday, 13:18:00 I don’t think the character of Shane is that far from Shane - CanHartlebHireSnider Yesterday, 13:24:21 It just felt cringe - Sounder Yesterday, 13:25:50 He was well aware of the room he was in. He played to the back of it. - Chuck Woodaby Yesterday, 13:32:38 Wouldn’t surprise me if the room is why he did it* - CanHartlebHireSnider Yesterday, 13:30:25 The Rogan and Theo reference was laying it on a little thick.* - Chuck Woodaby Yesterday, 13:34:27 Didn't have much of an opinion of him before, just know he's really not for me now. - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 12:23:35 This is an very funny skit from a previous episode - Sounder Yesterday, 12:59:31 the monologue was fine. He'll never do it but I do wish he would pander a little more to the SNL - Chuck Woodaby Yesterday, 11:19:31 Nah, straight up ass. (nm) - Waka Yesterday, 11:28:14 It was terrible* - Sounder Yesterday, 12:05:58 Dan Soder enjoyed it. You enjoy Matt Rife. - Chuck Woodaby Yesterday, 12:46:09 I don't know who Dan Soder is* - Sounder Yesterday, 12:57:32 the world's preeminent Randy 'Macho Man' Savage impersonator* - assassin Yesterday, 13:18:00 Apparently he's engaged to Katie Nolan, good on him* - Sounder Yesterday, 13:20:20 Did you watch Billions?* - CanHartlebHireSnider Yesterday, 13:03:18 I did not watch Billions* - Sounder Yesterday, 13:12:29 Did he watch the monologue? - Chuck Woodaby Yesterday, 13:05:06 Yeah. The Soder ref probably made me laugh the hardest in the monologue - CanHartlebHireSnider Yesterday, 13:07:14 Your preference is clear* - Chuck Woodaby Yesterday, 11:29:08 Likewise. You gotta project, no judgment. (nm) - Waka Yesterday, 12:03:23 Shane Gillis sidejack - Sounder Yesterday, 12:11:38 Who would have guessed the political takes of... - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 12:19:11 I just can't believe how much power they seem to have* - Sounder Yesterday, 13:13:53 oOo - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 12:11:22 Dotz - Sounder Yesterday, 10:54:14 About time Pelosi got credit she deserves * - MC Yesterday, 11:01:59 Them thangs thangin'* - AintHatin Yesterday, 12:55:32 My sister worked the Dem convention in 2024 and met Pelosi and others - RSMBob Yesterday, 11:40:01 biclops?* - Sammich Yesterday, 10:36:31 nevermind, I googled* - Sammich Yesterday, 10:38:14 Related - MC Yesterday, 10:53:27 Have you seen the Megan Fox - Ro Sparks commercial? Oh my! Didn't realize she was so 'hippy' (nsfw) - ibdoc Yesterday, 10:32:12 View all; Collapse ^ 2 hours is a crazy amount of nightly homework for 6th grade, right? - ISeeDeadHawkeyes Yesterday, 11:54:44 View all; 13 responses; gullit Yesterday, 12:59:21 ⇥ Homework? I thought it's not cool to give homework anymore like college entrance exams?* - gullit Yesterday, 12:59:21 anecdotally all three of my kids had more homework in middle school than high school* - biclops Yesterday, 12:59:18 Our 7th grader has almost no homework and didn't in 6th grade either - Taz Yesterday, 12:56:34 Yes, our 6th grader barely has homework at night - TarheelIllini Yesterday, 12:32:41 Yes. mini's school system in PA basically eliminated homework in grade school* - ATL Yesterday, 12:22:22 That’s way too much for any grade.* - DT Yesterday, 12:21:27 way way too much for a nightly basis. - memyselfandillini Yesterday, 12:15:55 This school is K-6, so he's in the oldest grade. - ISeeDeadHawkeyes Yesterday, 12:26:03 homework? that's what passing periods were for * - ijustkrushalot Yesterday, 12:13:49 That's way too much. Our 6th grader has maybe 30 min at most - IlliniOllie Yesterday, 12:12:44 We have conferences in two weeks, gonna bring it up then - ISeeDeadHawkeyes Yesterday, 12:25:03 not if we want to catch up to the Chinese* - assassin Yesterday, 12:11:47 hundo p. that's our 5th grade because the 6th grade teacher has a no homework policy - lcubed Yesterday, 12:01:23 View all; Collapse ^ Brag about something. - doubledown October 13, 2026, 09:24:22 View all; 131 responses; illinibone Yesterday, 12:59:07 ⇥ I've got more than 50 patents - illinibone Yesterday, 12:59:07 got a couple of NIH grants - memyselfandillini Yesterday, 08:17:55 I hate bragging. Here's a few things I did - Stu Yesterday, 07:49:22 Studied for 3 days and passed the North Carolina bar exam. Don’t know if that says more… - LeatherneckIllini Yesterday, 06:55:06 Press Secretary? overqualified* - memyselfandillini Yesterday, 08:12:04 congratulations!* - torinese Yesterday, 07:29:02 My older daughter got named to the "40 under 40" locally for her work at her non--profit. - Illiniphil Yesterday, 06:20:41 sweet! what type of non-profit?* - Nobster Yesterday, 06:54:58 She's the executive director of the YWCA Empowerment Center. - Illiniphil Yesterday, 07:14:39 I don’t know, man, sounds pretty woke… - Herman Blume Yesterday, 08:43:38 That’s awesome. Both her accomplishment and the mission.* - DT Yesterday, 07:28:14 ^5* - ATL Yesterday, 06:53:07 awesome, congrats to her!* - torinese Yesterday, 06:46:24 My stock award that was in the low 30's in March... - SurfTheBoneyard October 14, 2026, 21:49:03 Nice. * - ATL Yesterday, 05:40:50 I told a joke tonight that made someone spittake - ATL October 14, 2026, 20:48:22 hopefully cell phone video exists lol* - LeatherneckIllini Yesterday, 06:56:00 Just holed out for eagle from 150 out on the 11th hole * - jdl October 14, 2026, 15:13:16 Love it! * - Tuscy October 14, 2026, 15:45:13 Woot woot!!* - Phytynlini October 14, 2026, 15:43:46 I once hit a drive about 350 yards - IlliniSax05 October 14, 2026, 15:18:39 I am in New Orleans with my 2 oldest for the first time and on cloud 9* - Carl Spackler October 14, 2026, 13:20:25 I co-published 5 books for teachers on teaching literacy to secondary students* - OWWDig October 14, 2026, 13:08:33 I once planted a bush* - bbonb October 14, 2026, 07:19:15 I’ve heard they’re making a comeback* - Herman Blume October 14, 2026, 15:01:38 stock up on glycerine* - torinese Yesterday, 07:31:00 This year I planted a Chinese Fringetree - Stu October 14, 2026, 13:45:14 You might even say that it's a - illinibone October 14, 2026, 15:28:17 Classic bone* - Stu October 14, 2026, 15:40:04 That’s the name of my silver fox romance book series.* - DT Yesterday, 07:50:48 I’m quite proud that the flowers I planted from seed in August are thriving. - Waka October 14, 2026, 13:42:07 I'm getting a program off the ground, supervising a team of very different - Taz October 13, 2026, 21:22:49 Nice!* - DT October 14, 2026, 14:38:43 The very last time I played organized softball I hit a grand slam in the bottom of the last inning - TarheelIllini October 13, 2026, 20:08:53 The math doesn’t math - timmer October 14, 2026, 12:54:47 This league had a two - TarheelIllini October 14, 2026, 14:04:22 I was interviewed on the radio today * - ATL October 13, 2026, 19:01:02 Let us guess what about. Go crazy Deuce.* - LovetheChief October 13, 2026, 19:10:46 Definitely nothing about ever doing anything resembling work* - Stu October 13, 2026, 19:36:44 he said he voted today, so I'm going to guess they are related - Sounder October 13, 2026, 19:34:11 Correct - ATL October 13, 2026, 19:49:55 Wrong brown this time. * - haighter October 13, 2026, 21:16:29 Sorry ATL* - ATL October 14, 2026, 20:48:45 I am being driven home by my car after golfing with my son - ab75 October 13, 2026, 18:57:22 My kids are about a year apart in age and genuinely seem to enjoy hanging out with each other. * - haighter October 13, 2026, 17:35:12 We have 6 kids from 18 to 32. They are all tight. They don't consider halves or steps. - Tuscy October 13, 2026, 19:42:09 nice. mine are 25 and 21. Two of my daughter’s best friends - Nobster October 13, 2026, 18:12:22 They’ll get over that* - Herman Blume October 13, 2026, 17:40:07 lololololllll exactly—wait for middle school * - Jackie October 13, 2026, 18:01:05 Then wait again until college…maybe hs. Although I have an Irish twin who is 11 months older - Nobster October 13, 2026, 18:13:39 I always I'd hit a point where I'd find myself closer to my sister - Sounder October 13, 2026, 18:16:18 I mean..I’m not close at all with my siblings. My wife has never met my oldest brother. * - haighter October 13, 2026, 18:20:38 See, that's super weird to me - Sounder October 13, 2026, 18:22:29 I can answer that question. - complainant October 13, 2026, 18:45:53 OK, literal LOL - Sounder October 13, 2026, 18:54:36 Nope. He sent a gift but figured Pismo was too difficult and too expensive to get to… - haighter October 13, 2026, 19:03:14 wait until they start hitting on each other's friends* - Sounder October 13, 2026, 17:44:47 sometimes it happens that way, sometimes it happens the other way - Sounder October 13, 2026, 17:39:57 My baseball playing highlight was an unassisted triple play while playing left field... - RSMBob October 13, 2026, 17:26:17 Well, if we're doing ancient athletic achievements, - larue33 October 13, 2026, 18:21:44 Mine was a straight steal of home. That was fun* - bjl63 October 13, 2026, 18:02:16 I hit 2 home runs in a game in little league and then again in Jr. High.* - DanSaint October 13, 2026, 17:09:45 I just had a proposal for a new way to manage workloads accepted - DT October 13, 2026, 16:55:56 I drive a Porsche - ATL October 13, 2026, 16:35:15 I bet you pronounce it like ‘douche’* - timmer October 13, 2026, 17:02:17 It’s not a real Porsche anyway. It’s not rear engined and air cooled.* - ATL October 13, 2026, 17:43:57 Welcome to 1999, Holly - timmer October 13, 2026, 18:26:11 I've been eyeing one of these to get for a toy in a few years - ATL October 13, 2026, 18:29:14 Where does the 928 fit in these plans?* - timmer October 13, 2026, 18:53:07 Either/or - ATL October 13, 2026, 18:57:53 My custom task order tracking sheet got called out by an SES at an all hands meeting* - timmer October 13, 2026, 15:55:28 Last night, I went to my first running club track workout in three years. * - IlliniRunner October 13, 2026, 15:45:41 Put up 20 on some whippersnapper in men’s league last week. - CWR10 October 13, 2026, 15:31:49 I’m up to five pull ups. And almost 2 minute dead hang* - Nobster October 13, 2026, 15:16:34 I got a promotion and a work award last month* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes October 13, 2026, 11:43:24 I didn't realize companies were still doing that, good on you* - Sounder October 13, 2026, 11:48:35 I didnt realize promotions were canceled - is that new?* - Dilbert October 13, 2026, 12:02:32 I was joking but it just feels like the economy is terrible - Sounder October 13, 2026, 12:04:36 All 3 of my children were promoted in the past 2 years* - Potomac October 13, 2026, 15:27:48 Did they get moved from the fry station to the griddle?* - Sounder October 13, 2026, 17:39:00 LOLOLOL* - assassin October 13, 2026, 16:31:32 right thread for it at least* - CoronaTheirAss October 13, 2026, 16:46:36 that it is* - assassin October 13, 2026, 16:50:07 turns out they had some really dreadful tweets back in the day* - Sammich October 13, 2026, 12:04:14 I think maybe 10 people get it yearly? - ISeeDeadHawkeyes October 13, 2026, 12:00:25 They do it if you're good at your job. * - doubledown October 13, 2026, 11:49:28 i wrote a 'this person on my team is leaving' email so good a VP came to my office this morning - assassin October 13, 2026, 11:42:16 That’s not a backhanded way to say that you should look for another job is it?* - Nobster October 13, 2026, 15:17:19 Not this time no. * - assassin October 13, 2026, 15:45:34 glad to hear it.* - Nobster October 14, 2026, 08:12:13 Were they a load bearing part of the team? * - doubledown October 13, 2026, 11:45:40 oh yeah, my team is in BIG trouble* - assassin October 13, 2026, 11:50:08 You used Claude, didn't you?* - Sounder October 13, 2026, 11:43:37 how dare you* - assassin October 13, 2026, 11:49:42 You should edit a bible* - Stu October 13, 2026, 11:43:30 I became a Banana Master on Reddit today. - EffinIllini October 13, 2026, 11:37:39 I rode my bicycle 85 miles last Saturday. (nm) - Waka October 13, 2026, 10:53:49 I want to get back to that... I haven't done a century since 2023. This year has been hard - ijustkrushalot October 13, 2026, 11:26:44 Yeah, I’ve had a rough year too. Weather and some trips took away a bunch of weekends - DT October 13, 2026, 16:26:31 Oh, also, I got a Zwift trainer a few years ago, and it’s so nice to just hop on in my basement - Waka October 13, 2026, 12:26:14 I’m not terribly fast and it’s really time consuming to go on the long rides. - Waka October 13, 2026, 12:22:34 I used to do a ride called RSVP every year - Sounder October 13, 2026, 12:26:44 Nice work, I used to do 30 plus mile rides weekly - Sounder October 13, 2026, 10:58:18 It’s a weird kind of butt callousing. You get used to it the more you do it - Waka October 13, 2026, 12:16:51 Oh for sure - Sounder October 13, 2026, 12:18:23 I've lost 36 lbs since January 1 and now sit at a respectable 187.* - LovetheChief October 13, 2026, 10:51:28 on a undercover cop* - Sammich October 13, 2026, 11:25:02 Sammich never misses* - LWillhite October 13, 2026, 17:07:02 I won my pickleball league last night* - Sounder October 13, 2026, 10:50:26 Nice, I've never played but looks like it'd be fun and something I'd like* - ibdoc October 13, 2026, 11:27:32 It's very fun and very addictive - Sounder October 13, 2026, 11:29:03 Is it more like tennis, racquet ball or ping pong? Or a bit of all? - ibdoc October 13, 2026, 11:34:44 It's really a combination of the three - Sounder October 13, 2026, 11:46:28 what is your bench press goal* - gvibes October 13, 2026, 10:49:00 225 for 10. * - doubledown October 13, 2026, 11:29:51 Nice! I usually get 5 or 6 at 225 on the incline. I’m trying to get that to 10, too. * - VIV Yesterday, 08:00:01 I edited the Bible* - Jackie October 13, 2026, 10:40:05 All references to Madonna have been removed.* - Illiniphil Yesterday, 07:16:43 "Behold, he is coming with the clouds, and every eye will see Coach Dreamboat - illini222 October 13, 2026, 16:59:47 You and every conservative megachurch pastor.* - SurfTheBoneyard October 13, 2026, 11:41:25 “And then Pontius Pilate had a big presser…”* - OB25 October 13, 2026, 11:36:19 At what point does it become the Ship of Theseus paradox. It's been rewritten and edited so much - ibdoc October 13, 2026, 11:31:27 Two Corinthians* - Sounder October 13, 2026, 10:51:06 walk into a bar* - ATL October 13, 2026, 10:57:42 I'm less than 3 years away from retirement eligibility.* - Tortillini October 13, 2026, 10:24:23 I just past mine…locked in insurance but no pension. Good 403 b matching* - Nobster October 13, 2026, 15:19:16 for now* - Sammich October 13, 2026, 10:27:10 I do 30 inclined 45 degree situps every night despite missing all the nerves and muscles in my left - Stu October 13, 2026, 10:03:44 I’m 12 days away from a 20-day vacation * - ATL October 13, 2026, 09:48:16 I'm stupid good at my job and it's like child's play to me. - Tuscy October 13, 2026, 09:47:44 Blew through CPAP and BiPAP and got to ASV all in one night* - opey8 October 13, 2026, 09:46:50 View all; Collapse ^ GTA 6 launch trailer - DanSaint Yesterday, 10:50:48 View all; 13 responses; Sammich Yesterday, 12:20:15 ⇥ haven't decided yet if I want to get it - IlliniSax05 Yesterday, 10:57:22 I just want another RDR. RDR2 was so good - CanHartlebHireSnider Yesterday, 11:36:35 That would be fantastic. I've played RDR2 from start to finish I think 5x - IlliniSax05 Yesterday, 11:38:11 I 100%'d the first RDR, but I haven't gotten into 2 yet. - Sammich Yesterday, 12:20:15 I got it pre-ordered. Really amped up for this. * - DanSaint Yesterday, 11:14:30 I'm just gonna replay Vice City on my PS2. * - doubledown Yesterday, 11:09:11 I think IV was the last one I played. There was a mission I failed like 5 times then never bothered - Waka Yesterday, 11:07:12 GTA power ranking: - Sammich Yesterday, 11:28:55 I’d say: Vice City, III, I & II, San Andreas, IV. (nm) - Waka Yesterday, 12:06:06 all you had to do was follow the damn train, CJ* - Sammich Yesterday, 11:27:44 I'm waiting for those as well, but I fear they'll be xbox exclusive now that sony owns bethesda - IlliniSax05 Yesterday, 11:14:16 Yeah, that would suck, but I don’t even have a PS5 so I’d probably need to get a new console. - Waka Yesterday, 11:16:27 I haven’t decided when I want to get it. Feel like I want to wait a bit for it * - MC Yesterday, 11:03:54 View all; Collapse ^ IACTY (hey tiki) - timmer October 14, 2026, 20:13:24 View all; 1 response; KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 11:02:54 ⇥ Nice! Hope it was a great show.* - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 11:02:54 View all; Collapse ^ Well this is a new way to spell my name - VIV Yesterday, 09:00:07 View all; 5 responses; IlliniSax05 Yesterday, 10:12:55 ⇥ I still spell it "M-Y N-A-M-E."* - Stu Yesterday, 10:09:30 I still spell it "Q-U-A-L-I-T-Y" - IlliniSax05 Yesterday, 10:12:55 It's pronounced "quality" * - doubledown Yesterday, 10:07:44 Were you a big Shawon Dunston fan growing up?* - Warrin'_Illini Yesterday, 09:04:34 Annual review should be in the form of a Shawen-O-Meter* - Herman Blume Yesterday, 09:44:40 View all; Collapse ^ Kickball: UCL and MLS - SurfTheBoneyard October 14, 2026, 21:59:43 View all; 5 responses; MC Yesterday, 09:33:35 ⇥ City matches feel weird. They need to get the appeal done and punishment served * - MC Yesterday, 09:14:12 with the appeal process, it might not be until christmas* - VIV Yesterday, 09:22:13 Yes I’m seeing January 2027. It’s a 120 day appeal process or something * - MC Yesterday, 09:33:35 Need more soccer threads - BradUnderwoodforprez October 14, 2026, 23:07:15 Vancouver was excellent at clogging the middle and attacking Durkin & Edelman in the 1st - VIV Yesterday, 08:47:31 View all; Collapse ^ Illinois @ Sparty - illini21 October 9, 2026, 13:43:53 View all; 515 responses; Warrin'_Illini Yesterday, 09:03:23 ⇥ Dante Moore out again this week, so we’ll presumably be his return game* - OB25 October 14, 2026, 19:04:56 Good plan, low chance he gets rung up against us* - ijustkrushalot Yesterday, 08:52:22 We are the soft spot on the schedule again. Particularly the D.* - Warrin'_Illini Yesterday, 08:54:57 they have pills for that sort of thing now - IlliniSax05 Yesterday, 09:00:19 I know, I watch playoff baseball. 100% boner pill ads, all the time.* - Warrin'_Illini Yesterday, 09:03:23 I’ll be stewing over this all week* - Herman Blume Yesterday, 08:51:41 Well I posted my MSU review in a group chat so I might as well copy it here - Taz October 13, 2026, 13:34:12 Good stuff Taz, glad you found a great tailgating spot and saw a win. Also, great hats. - Waka October 13, 2026, 15:31:48 I could only enjoy one of the Sparta beers since I had to drive home after the game - Taz October 13, 2026, 18:35:30 I have to keep reminding myself that we won this game* - timmer October 12, 2026, 17:14:11 Do you have Michael Clayton fever? Are you doing the Bagman shuffle? - Warrin'_Illini October 12, 2026, 17:16:28 He’s not the guy you kill* - CanHartlebHireSnider October 12, 2026, 17:25:51 He's Shiva the God of Death* - UofIL6 October 13, 2026, 13:37:23 (and I see Warrin had that well before me)* - UofIL6 October 13, 2026, 13:38:45 It's so cool we have a QB named Michael Clayton. Really hope he develops.* - Warrin'_Illini October 12, 2026, 17:48:54 One chart, two observations. - EffinIllini October 12, 2026, 16:34:15 Ethan Moczulski B1G STPOTW* - Poldark October 12, 2026, 14:07:22 Oregon game at 2/2:30 - jdl October 12, 2026, 12:39:56 Maybe Oregon can lose to Nebraska and be this year’s version of 2025 Penn State when they get here - OB25 October 12, 2026, 12:43:21 Nico likely out for season at UCLA now too.* - OB25 October 12, 2026, 13:30:54 I’ve watched the 2 pt stop at least 10 times and I think it was a missed PI call * - ATL October 11, 2026, 18:29:52 I'm still absolutely shocked they ran that play in that spot.* - uofi1998 October 12, 2026, 11:54:48 One of the most bizarre calls in a long time * - jdl October 12, 2026, 12:40:59 On rewatch it was right at the LOS - jdl October 11, 2026, 18:48:01 exactly this. by rule, it can't be PI unless the receiver is across the neutral zone. - VIV October 12, 2026, 12:41:37 Good point. I was keying on the timing of the contact and not to the location of the receiver.* - ATL October 11, 2026, 19:05:30 Bang-bang play you can only tell in super slow mo and they weren’t close to scoring if he catches it - illiniranger October 11, 2026, 18:37:16 I'm glad they were on top of it. I puckered pretty badly in real time and was expecting a flag.* - Warrin'_Illini October 12, 2026, 11:43:41 Agreed. * - harb October 11, 2026, 18:38:12 On rewatch, the receiver is close to being behind the LOS. There’s no PI behind the LOS - illiniranger October 11, 2026, 18:48:13 Wait, really? So you can just demolish a guy on a screen pass if you get to him before the ball? - meanjeans October 11, 2026, 20:45:09 It happens a fair amount when defenses sniff out screens... that's often when you see a QB dirt it* - uofi1998 October 12, 2026, 11:43:11 Yes, yes you can - jdl October 12, 2026, 11:39:36 Yes. You can tackle a player behind the line of scrimmage before he gets the ball * - illiniranger October 11, 2026, 21:02:47 I can't believe they ran the Philly special* - reggiedunlop October 10, 2026, 22:47:32 It was the most amateur hour call you could ever dream up. - OB25 October 11, 2026, 00:35:12 Feels like the calculus for the season changes quite a bit with a rookie QB. - illini October 10, 2026, 19:49:03 Fitzgerald flipped off the Illini sideline * - Poldark October 10, 2026, 19:16:00 I still think he was flipping off the refs, not our sideline.* - voiceofreason October 10, 2026, 19:35:36 That would make the fine higher, so cool.* - SurfTheBoneyard October 10, 2026, 19:44:05 I think so too, but I prefer the story that he was flipping us off - IlliniSax05 October 10, 2026, 19:37:21 Chode is such a great description of him. * - illini October 10, 2026, 20:56:10 Dots….(pic of the flip posted earlier)… - harb October 10, 2026, 19:24:28 What an absolute piece of shit* - Blazer October 10, 2026, 20:33:07 Beat Oregon * - Poldark October 10, 2026, 19:32:43 great play by x on the game winner.* - Ari Gold October 10, 2026, 19:07:41 Whole D locked it down. Not a single person was fooled. * - assassin October 10, 2026, 19:17:40 bailey was kind of in no man's land, but x made it look like he was running with the wr - Ari Gold October 10, 2026, 19:20:53 Need the Bagman to play well the rest of the season - CanHartlebHireSnider October 10, 2026, 19:03:26 Happy to see Trimble come back. That looked nasty with his ankle. He can play* - opossum jenkins October 10, 2026, 18:57:22 Does that count as a W for us?* - RSMBob October 10, 2026, 18:35:32 *waves towel** - Stu October 10, 2026, 18:33:25 Bert: “I don’t know if we’ll get (Houser) back this year.”* - opossum jenkins October 10, 2026, 18:31:09 Dear QBs everywhere: just get out of the way. Don’t make bad worse.* - voiceofreason October 10, 2026, 19:11:38 no shit. derailed one of the better bears teams in my lifetime too.* - Ari Gold October 10, 2026, 19:29:06 Hopefully Clayton does better for us than Caleb Hanie did for the Bears* - Orangeillini October 10, 2026, 19:40:32 so bad. that game in denver about killed me.^ - Ari Gold October 10, 2026, 19:42:34 Andy Dalton did it one year with the Bengals too.* - voiceofreason October 10, 2026, 19:36:38 When Jay broke his thumb vs the Chargers? Yeah* - CanHartlebHireSnider October 10, 2026, 19:29:45 yes.* - Ari Gold October 10, 2026, 19:34:45 Sounds like broken bones in the hand * - jdl October 10, 2026, 18:39:20 Oof. We haven't had an injury like that in a while. - SurfTheBoneyard October 10, 2026, 18:33:47 Good time to go into a bye week. - tvillini October 10, 2026, 18:33:31 We might have a chance to beat MD - jdl October 10, 2026, 18:35:37 We will win that if Lox is still employed* - bjl63 October 10, 2026, 18:37:01 at least we'll get a better draft pick now* - assassin October 10, 2026, 18:31:50 I know we won, but this is probably the least enjoyment I’ve had from a Bert team. - tvillini October 10, 2026, 18:28:37 I thought Clayton played pretty well.* - Mrap24 October 10, 2026, 18:27:14 Intriguing. He’s a shrimp, however.* - voiceofreason October 10, 2026, 18:28:55 Boyd is the short one* - bjl63 October 10, 2026, 18:31:25 He’s 6-3. Just skinny* - opossum jenkins October 10, 2026, 18:29:43 one bad throw and a timid effort at a sneak - assassin October 10, 2026, 18:28:49 Yes he did. We need to keep this kid. He has an arm and balls. Did you see him taunting MSU’s side?* - opossum jenkins October 10, 2026, 18:28:33 Agreed, let him ride next year and fix the rest of the roster* - OrangeSox October 10, 2026, 18:28:28 We had a QB with less than 10 career passes and Fitz goes for the win. Thanks* - UofIL6 October 10, 2026, 18:25:23 going for two against the Illini defense was cool. - Poldark October 10, 2026, 19:16:51 Wonder if this is another example of Bert's talent... - SurfTheBoneyard October 10, 2026, 19:09:12 The call an away team makes.* - SurfTheBoneyard October 10, 2026, 18:39:44 ooo - Ari Gold October 10, 2026, 18:33:55 Said the same to my wife when he made the call. So stupid to not just play that out.* - voiceofreason October 10, 2026, 18:26:58 The stupid part of it was calling a gadget play. - WhitmansFolly October 10, 2026, 19:38:02 An absolute gift. Our defense couldn't hold them for 4 downs* - UofIL6 October 10, 2026, 18:28:00 If Clayton can play maybe we don’t spend big NIL on a QB next year* - Potomac October 10, 2026, 18:24:58 We do spend big, but it’s on Clayton* - gvibes October 10, 2026, 18:28:55 Exactly right. Gonna have a good internship the next 6 games* - opossum jenkins October 10, 2026, 18:33:30 He looked good.* - Toonces October 10, 2026, 18:25:45 Against a team that lost to us though* - ECEIllinois October 10, 2026, 18:27:07 Bert = OT god* - assassin October 10, 2026, 18:24:04 LOLOLOLOL FUCK YOU, FITZEE* - VIV October 10, 2026, 18:23:28 One of the biggest coaching blunders I can remember. Just moronic. Thanks so much* - OB25 October 10, 2026, 18:22:37 What an all time horrific play call* - BradUnderwoodforprez October 10, 2026, 18:22:15 sweet - Gene Parmesan October 10, 2026, 18:22:13 Did he get there too early? - Toonces October 10, 2026, 18:22:00 Yes. Shh.* - SurfTheBoneyard October 10, 2026, 18:27:11 Probably * - jdl October 10, 2026, 18:23:45 What a stupid playcall for the 2 pt conversion - IlliniSax05 October 10, 2026, 18:21:54 I really had forgotten what a tool Fitzee is* - Jackie October 10, 2026, 18:21:43 We won the tallest midget contest!* - timmer October 10, 2026, 18:21:43 What a dumb play call. They could move the ball at will* - CanHartlebHireSnider October 10, 2026, 18:21:39 So terrible it was almost PI* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes October 10, 2026, 18:21:32 Lmao, eat shit Fitzee* - IlliniOllie October 10, 2026, 18:21:27 We can’t stop a normal play* - Potomac October 10, 2026, 18:21:09 Right, a rush straight ahead would have won it for them* - shua October 10, 2026, 18:22:14 lol, should have went for two in regulation* - HeatMizer October 10, 2026, 18:21:06 PBP booth in shables* - Ron McDon October 10, 2026, 18:21:05 lol eat shit fitz* - AintHatin October 10, 2026, 18:20:51 Hahahaha. FU Fitzee. * - harb October 10, 2026, 18:20:45 FU FITZGERALD. We're on to Oregon* - Poldark October 10, 2026, 18:20:44 Haha, FU Fitzy and Sparty!* - shua October 10, 2026, 18:20:25 Lmao FU Fitzee* - Ron McDon October 10, 2026, 18:20:22 Astonishing* - opossum jenkins October 10, 2026, 18:20:22 that pass was so bad we almost committed PI trying to break it up* - assassin October 10, 2026, 18:20:21 And it looks like we probably did* - shua October 10, 2026, 18:21:25 FU Fitzee!!1!!1* - DocWalk20 October 10, 2026, 18:20:18 that may have been the dumbest decision ever?!* - Ari Gold October 10, 2026, 18:20:16 EAT SHIT, FITZEE* - Blazer October 10, 2026, 18:20:14 Fuck you fitzee* - opey8 October 10, 2026, 18:20:07 Eat all the shit, Fat Fitzee!* - SurfTheBoneyard October 10, 2026, 18:20:05 EAT SHIT FITZEE!!!! * - jdl October 10, 2026, 18:20:03 Re: EAT SHIT FITZEE!!!! * - Jackie October 10, 2026, 18:20:31 Thanks Fitzee. Clown* - OrangeSox October 10, 2026, 18:20:00 The defense cannot keep up its end of the deal* - opossum jenkins October 10, 2026, 18:19:30 Xavier Scott is just a bad football player now* - OrangeSox October 10, 2026, 18:18:37 Heckel has definitely gotten bigger from last season. Let him play more* - OrangeSox October 10, 2026, 18:17:13 That was a rocket. 4 years of that please* - bbonb October 10, 2026, 18:16:20 Banger play call. Great throw/catch. * - harb October 10, 2026, 18:15:26 Terrible MSU defense there lol* - OrangeSox October 10, 2026, 18:15:21 come on. stop them one time this half.* - Ari Gold October 10, 2026, 18:15:19 LET’S GO. Defense do your job* - Blazer October 10, 2026, 18:15:05 That works!* - shua October 10, 2026, 18:14:50 Hell yeah * - jdl October 10, 2026, 18:14:49 This is a fun game!* - bbonb October 10, 2026, 18:11:44 And OT it is. * - harb October 10, 2026, 18:11:19 Bonus football. Do not want * - jdl October 10, 2026, 18:10:54 ooof, not even close on that throw* - Blazer October 10, 2026, 18:09:36 It was there. Bad throw* - Orangeillini October 10, 2026, 18:09:20 Not even gonna make it to OT* - Ron McDon October 10, 2026, 18:09:11 Lots to unpack. But fundamentally we lost because of our horrible defense* - opossum jenkins October 10, 2026, 18:08:32 well, and Houser breaking his hand. - assassin October 10, 2026, 18:13:03 correct.* - Ari Gold October 10, 2026, 19:08:46 Barry really feels like he's got the backup QB ready...* - illini222 October 10, 2026, 18:08:24 just throw it deep at this point?* - Ari Gold October 10, 2026, 18:08:22 Look at us trying to lose it in regulation* - OrangeSox October 10, 2026, 18:07:52 They have three timeouts. Running 3x and punting is disaster.* - Orangeillini October 10, 2026, 18:05:47 Maybe it’s been discussed, but o thought Boyd was back up.* - LovetheChief October 10, 2026, 18:04:55 He was earlier in the season* - OrangeSox October 10, 2026, 18:05:49 Do our coaches have the balls to be aggressive and pass it* - Orangeillini October 10, 2026, 18:04:17 What do we have to lose?* - voiceofreason October 10, 2026, 18:05:57 I’d love to rip Fitzee’s heart out with a 50 yard bomb at buzzer.* - voiceofreason October 10, 2026, 18:03:59 So after all that, we ended up where we would have been if they recovered that onside kick. - voiceofreason October 10, 2026, 18:03:06 Lunney gonna run us up the middle 3 times?* - OWWDig October 10, 2026, 18:02:19 Laughery run, QB draw, Anderson run* - OrangeSox October 10, 2026, 18:04:43 this game has been manufactured in a lab to create the most pain possible. unreal.* - Ari Gold October 10, 2026, 18:01:31 Helpful that they scored fast.* - Orangeillini October 10, 2026, 18:01:13 What would you say Mac Resetich even does here?* - ATL October 10, 2026, 18:00:57 Resetich trying to recover a fumble with no arms was funny* - OrangeSox October 10, 2026, 18:00:14 oh my god what a hit. the fairy HATES us* - assassin October 10, 2026, 17:59:26 I think I hate this team* - illini21 October 10, 2026, 17:59:25 Maybe they kick xp knowing we can’t stop them in OT* - Potomac October 10, 2026, 17:58:38 We can't stop them. Just win it in regulation - IlliniSax05 October 10, 2026, 17:59:49 Resetich cannot play at Illinois anymore. Absolutely inexcusable* - opossum jenkins October 10, 2026, 17:58:24 Sort of thinking we’re more likely to win by declining the penalty - Orangeillini October 10, 2026, 17:56:36 This* - HeatMizer October 10, 2026, 17:58:24 And I believe Fitzy will go for 2 late* - Orangeillini October 10, 2026, 17:58:15 Agreed. I have no faith in our defense to get a stop - IlliniSax05 October 10, 2026, 17:57:55 I think he stepped out too?* - CanHartlebHireSnider October 10, 2026, 17:56:01 Nice play by the armless man defending that pass* - OrangeSox October 10, 2026, 17:55:36 block in the back?* - assassin October 10, 2026, 17:54:54 PBP guy orgasm* - Ron McDon October 10, 2026, 17:54:49 nm* - Blazer October 10, 2026, 17:53:59 There was nowhere for Clayton to go. No Oline push at all.* - Orangeillini October 10, 2026, 17:53:42 Correct. He had nowhere to go* - Mrap24 October 10, 2026, 17:54:42 Should’ve never called a sneak to begin with* - bjl63 October 10, 2026, 17:55:55 agreed, give the ball to your big man with 3-4 steps to get some speed. - memyselfandillini October 10, 2026, 17:58:21 Terrible sneak* - Mrap24 October 10, 2026, 17:53:32 If you’re trying a tush push, why Laughery?* - Blazer October 10, 2026, 17:53:29 don’t we have a running qb?* - Ari Gold October 10, 2026, 17:57:50 Yes, but the point is that the push comes from the back - Blazer October 10, 2026, 18:04:21 And why not someone else at QB? Like Feagin.* - voiceofreason October 10, 2026, 17:55:53 did the 3rd down play get reviewed?* - Ari Gold October 10, 2026, 17:53:12 nope* - OrangeSox October 10, 2026, 17:53:38 why not? all these fucking reviews and not one there?* - Ari Gold October 10, 2026, 17:56:27 We deserve to lose, it seems* - Potomac October 10, 2026, 17:53:02 We lost yardage on that spot. * - harb October 10, 2026, 17:52:54 Painful to watch* - Orangeillini October 10, 2026, 17:52:21 What is Clayton waiting for there?* - voiceofreason October 10, 2026, 17:52:07 that may have been the worst sneak ever.* - Ari Gold October 10, 2026, 17:52:02 So slow* - OWWDig October 10, 2026, 17:52:27 Good job oline* - Ron McDon October 10, 2026, 17:51:59 Pathetic.* - Toonces October 10, 2026, 17:51:56 That was terribly executed - IlliniSax05 October 10, 2026, 17:51:26 I despise QB sneaks* - bjl63 October 10, 2026, 17:52:08 Slow* - OWWDig October 10, 2026, 17:52:04 we suck again* - OrangeSox October 10, 2026, 17:51:21 tush push time* - assassin October 10, 2026, 17:50:37 I haven’t seen a chain measurement in a decade* - Blazer October 10, 2026, 17:50:35 He got a terrible spot. * - harb October 10, 2026, 17:50:02 Announcers horrified he got that first down * - jdl October 10, 2026, 17:49:21 Ball has to be on the 34* - OrangeSox October 10, 2026, 17:50:01 or not * - jdl October 10, 2026, 17:49:47 Ball is over the line by the time his knee is down - IlliniSax05 October 10, 2026, 17:49:17 It's a first down you idiots. Announcers are devastated* - OrangeSox October 10, 2026, 17:49:15 Dumb to waste the TO? * - harb October 10, 2026, 17:48:07 Yeah, I hate that decision. * - illini October 10, 2026, 17:48:04 The announcers openly rooting for MSU is pretty terrible* - Blazer October 10, 2026, 17:46:57 PBP guy in particular* - Ron McDon October 10, 2026, 17:48:55 I've almost posted the same thing a half dozen times* - opey8 October 10, 2026, 17:48:09 I’ve been watching 5 minutes. It’s ridiculous* - Blazer October 10, 2026, 17:49:23 They sounded like there dog died, during the ref review* - shua October 10, 2026, 17:47:51 All game* - OWWDig October 10, 2026, 17:47:31 I think i've heard "green dot" more this game than ever before* - Gene Parmesan October 10, 2026, 17:45:58 Nice to see Fitzee was a dickhole regardless and NU didn't make him that way.* - SurfTheBoneyard October 10, 2026, 17:45:35 Fitzy couldn't stop the obvious Jordan Anderson play? Sad* - OrangeSox October 10, 2026, 17:45:28 A different kind of asshat - illini222 October 10, 2026, 17:44:53 Welcome to Waffle House. Here’s a menu from my pants* - timmer October 10, 2026, 17:45:30 I see so many fitze memes* - timmer October 10, 2026, 17:44:23 unsportsmanlike on us after all of that?* - Ari Gold October 10, 2026, 17:43:58 I thought you get one warning first * - jdl October 10, 2026, 17:45:31 Fitz is such a putz* - biclops October 10, 2026, 17:43:49 Fitz is just the worst* - OrangeSox October 10, 2026, 17:43:27 LOL Fitzee. What a pud * - jdl October 10, 2026, 17:43:24 Fitzy just flipped off our sideline - IlliniSax05 October 10, 2026, 17:43:24 He should get fined bigly* - OWWDig October 10, 2026, 17:47:18 Think it was the refs, but yeah. That’s a fine.* - voiceofreason October 10, 2026, 17:44:12 I thought that too* - CanHartlebHireSnider October 10, 2026, 17:43:46 Nice job Bret* - OrangeSox October 10, 2026, 17:42:58 Why not FC that one * - jdl October 10, 2026, 17:42:36 Great question* - DocWalk20 October 10, 2026, 17:43:45 Are we actually gonna get to see the "additional video" they found? - IlliniSax05 October 10, 2026, 17:42:34 We saw a still shot from it* - DocWalk20 October 10, 2026, 17:43:23 i stepped out for a bit. can somebody recap what happened? did we get screwed again?* - Ari Gold October 10, 2026, 17:41:39 they executed a perfect surprise onside kick, only to be mistakenly ruled offside - assassin October 10, 2026, 17:43:27 opposite of screwed. Saved by ref incompetence* - OrangeSox October 10, 2026, 17:42:26 Just the opposite* - Ron McDon October 10, 2026, 17:42:06 love it when players don’t know what was called is actually bad+ - timmer October 10, 2026, 17:41:10 MSU must now have the 2 bitchiest coaches in all sports. Love seeing Fitzee get effed* - OWWDig October 10, 2026, 17:41:07 After years of getting boned by bullshit officiating - IlliniSax05 October 10, 2026, 17:41:04 Furiously celebrating a rekick is comical, this has been clownshoes* - OrangeSox October 10, 2026, 17:40:55 These refs are the worst* - timmer October 10, 2026, 17:40:23 Lmao this is actually funny* - Ron McDon October 10, 2026, 17:40:19 Yes it is. And to happen to Fitzee is hilarious. Just hope we can hold on and win. * - harb October 10, 2026, 17:41:34 lmao at the MSU sideline celebrating* - CanHartlebHireSnider October 10, 2026, 17:40:08 Hilarious. So clueless.* - voiceofreason October 10, 2026, 17:41:13 Fantastic * - Orangeillini October 10, 2026, 17:40:23 lol, they just found another video?!? *clown shoes** - shua October 10, 2026, 17:39:50 Wasn’t ten minutes enough?* - Potomac October 10, 2026, 17:40:40 *yaketysax** - DocWalk20 October 10, 2026, 17:40:38 This one showed a puff of smoke on the grassy knoll* - Stu October 10, 2026, 17:40:35 Western Michigan is like...really, you found another review?* - illini222 October 10, 2026, 17:40:25 Right next to the secret clock * - jdl October 10, 2026, 17:40:06 What a mess?* - UofIL6 October 10, 2026, 17:39:48 Oh now we're reviewing the review * - jdl October 10, 2026, 17:39:29 When are we going to get new reviewers reviewing these reviewers? * - harb October 10, 2026, 17:40:37 Confused fans are the best* - OrangeSox October 10, 2026, 17:38:48 FU Fitzee* - Ron McDon October 10, 2026, 17:38:44 Always* - OWWDig October 10, 2026, 17:41:49 Wow really?* - Stu October 10, 2026, 17:38:33 LOL did they get screwed twice? Heh * - jdl October 10, 2026, 17:38:27 hahahahah eat shit Fitzee* - Blazer October 10, 2026, 17:38:25 I’ve been at my kid’s soccer game all afternoon, I forgot how much I hate that dude* - Blazer October 10, 2026, 17:40:04 the booing when the ref announces a rekick is gonna be funny* - assassin October 10, 2026, 17:37:46 OR WHEN THEY DOUBLE FUCK IT* - assassin October 10, 2026, 17:38:41 So why is this being reviewed when it was a penalty?* - timmer October 10, 2026, 17:36:30 Because we’d rather get the ball at that spot instead of a rekick* - CanHartlebHireSnider October 10, 2026, 17:37:24 Nevermind* - timmer October 10, 2026, 17:36:51 I thought he was oob live* - CanHartlebHireSnider October 10, 2026, 17:35:54 I did too. * - harb October 10, 2026, 17:38:19 Well give it right back* - timmer October 10, 2026, 17:35:37 Offsides?* - UofIL6 October 10, 2026, 17:35:31 Offside not reviewable so this review affects the spot?* - Orangeillini October 10, 2026, 17:35:26 Why does it matter? There’s a penalty* - Ron McDon October 10, 2026, 17:35:14 Affects where we get the ball* - CanHartlebHireSnider October 10, 2026, 17:36:14 We get the ball at where he got it then* - illini222 October 10, 2026, 17:36:06 Ah* - Ron McDon October 10, 2026, 17:36:41 I think I'm wrong, that's if it doesn't go 10 yards* - illini222 October 10, 2026, 17:37:28 I was close* - illini222 October 10, 2026, 17:38:09 what are we reviewing if it's a penalty - jdl October 10, 2026, 17:34:51 Wouldn’t you decline the penalty if he is out of bounds * - BradUnderwoodforprez October 10, 2026, 17:35:57 if hes OOB we decline the penalty and get a Kick out of Bounds penalty* - assassin October 10, 2026, 17:35:52 I guess we'd get the ball there? * - jdl October 10, 2026, 17:35:33 So, live i thought he landed out of bounds with it* - assassin October 10, 2026, 17:34:37 That kick was fantastic * - BradUnderwoodforprez October 10, 2026, 17:33:38 Yeah that was pretty cool.* - voiceofreason October 10, 2026, 17:34:04 Got lucky* - Ron McDon October 10, 2026, 17:33:34 That’s an awful call.* - voiceofreason October 10, 2026, 17:33:25 We are so lucky* - OWWDig October 10, 2026, 17:33:40 The scout is out on this special teams unit. They're asleep* - OrangeSox October 10, 2026, 17:33:11 Lucky. * - harb October 10, 2026, 17:33:10 amazing* - John Coctostan October 10, 2026, 17:32:20 This secondary just isn’t good I’m sorry* - snipes824 October 10, 2026, 17:30:01 The DL is the best unit. Yikes* - bjl63 October 10, 2026, 17:31:19 Remember when Clarke and X were supposed to be a strength?* - bjl63 October 10, 2026, 17:29:52 No pass rush, no coverage, bad tackling* - Orangeillini October 10, 2026, 17:29:43 0 pressure. Literally nobody up front can win 1-1s. And Clark + X lost. All bad* - John Coctostan October 10, 2026, 17:28:23 "an aggressive, attacking defense" -Bret Bielema 2-13-26* - illini222 October 10, 2026, 17:30:29 rushing 3, dropping 8, guys still open* - OrangeSox October 10, 2026, 17:31:18 Just so easy to get open against this secondary.* - voiceofreason October 10, 2026, 17:28:12 Clarke....there are two other guys inside. hold the boundary man* - assassin October 10, 2026, 17:28:10 Our D continues to be sickening* - OWWDig October 10, 2026, 17:28:00 Secondary just not covering anyone - IlliniSax05 October 10, 2026, 17:27:47 dude false started twice* - assassin October 10, 2026, 17:26:15 Not sure why, but I appreciate them using 30+s 2 plays in a row there* - John Coctostan October 10, 2026, 17:25:43 Gave the QB five mins to throw* - OrangeSox October 10, 2026, 17:25:33 Wrap up for fucks sake* - John Coctostan October 10, 2026, 17:21:43 The Mac Resetich tackling school* - OrangeSox October 10, 2026, 17:24:12 So many times today we’ve failed to do it* - Orangeillini October 10, 2026, 17:22:56 What kind of injury for Hauser?* - gvibes October 10, 2026, 17:21:30 Looked like right hand. No clue how bad* - John Coctostan October 10, 2026, 17:22:11 looked like hand* - assassin October 10, 2026, 17:21:57 Extra satisfying for a freshman QB who we recruited coming in and looking good* - Orangeillini October 10, 2026, 17:19:57 I feel better about winning after seeing the Sparty DC lose his mind - OrangeSox October 10, 2026, 17:18:36 May want to rethink this comment. There is still over 13 minutes to go. * - harb October 10, 2026, 17:20:00 My god that ruled. * - illini October 10, 2026, 17:17:58 lol at the MSU defender holding up a closed fist when our guy is 3 yards deep into the endzone.* - voiceofreason October 10, 2026, 17:17:30 Look like Coenen* - UofIL6 October 10, 2026, 17:18:06 The MSU DT fooled me holding up the 4th down sign lol* - CanHartlebHireSnider October 10, 2026, 17:17:01 Same.* - Toonces October 10, 2026, 17:18:09 MASSIVE 2PC* - assassin October 10, 2026, 17:16:44 He throws a really nice ball* - opey8 October 10, 2026, 17:15:48 Heck of a play by Dixon cause that throw was late. And BLJ loves that play lol* - CanHartlebHireSnider October 10, 2026, 17:15:37 We’re at minimum into double digits on that play already this year* - OB25 October 10, 2026, 17:17:42 that's absolutely the lunney special* - assassin October 10, 2026, 17:16:17 Hell yeah. Woot. * - harb October 10, 2026, 17:15:35 Wow, that went from hospital ball to awesome quickly.* - voiceofreason October 10, 2026, 17:15:29 i think all three of his completions were heart stoppers* - assassin October 10, 2026, 17:17:40 Hello Mike Clayton * - jdl October 10, 2026, 17:15:20 get some* - Poldark October 10, 2026, 17:15:19 WOW!* - John Coctostan October 10, 2026, 17:15:02 HELL YEAH * - assassin October 10, 2026, 17:14:54 get me another 3 please.* - Ari Gold October 10, 2026, 17:13:56 How about 7?* - Ron McDon October 10, 2026, 17:15:04 7 will work* - DocWalk20 October 10, 2026, 17:15:19 So will 8!* - DocWalk20 October 10, 2026, 17:17:01 Or 8!* - Ron McDon October 10, 2026, 17:16:51 This pbp/color combo is annoying* - Ron McDon October 10, 2026, 17:12:44 *hand clearly grabbing the facemask* must've been someone else - IlliniSax05 October 10, 2026, 17:16:01 huge play there.* - Ari Gold October 10, 2026, 17:12:43 insane finger tip grab* - assassin October 10, 2026, 17:13:17 FWOO* - assassin October 10, 2026, 17:12:38 Trimble with the ole* - assassin October 10, 2026, 17:10:49 Horrendous.* - voiceofreason October 10, 2026, 17:11:17 That throw was big time. Hopefully a game changer in a good way.* - OB25 October 10, 2026, 17:08:26 i thought that was picked. lol.* - Ari Gold October 10, 2026, 17:04:04 What a throw* - John Coctostan October 10, 2026, 17:03:50 Nice * - jdl October 10, 2026, 17:03:47 Dixon is an animal* - assassin October 10, 2026, 17:03:35 Pissing away a game you’ve controlled is a spot on the 2-10 bingo card* - AintHatin October 10, 2026, 17:00:48 in a game you've scored on every possession except one. * - assassin October 10, 2026, 17:02:30 This may not age well* - opey8 October 10, 2026, 17:03:22 it...wasn't a future statement - assassin October 10, 2026, 17:04:20 nice tackling by our wrs too.* - Ari Gold October 10, 2026, 16:59:53 Houser to the locker room. NBD.* - Ron McDon October 10, 2026, 16:58:53 jay cutleresque.* - Ari Gold October 10, 2026, 17:03:01 Boyd, your table is ready* - bjl63 October 10, 2026, 16:58:52 Or Clayton?* - OWWDig October 10, 2026, 17:02:27 Is houser hurt? I’m in a place with no sound * - biclops October 10, 2026, 16:58:51 They walked him to locker room, so for now, yes* - bjl63 October 10, 2026, 16:59:37 Oh good. Who is our back up?* - voiceofreason October 10, 2026, 16:58:35 Not finishing drives is gonna lose us this game* - bjl63 October 10, 2026, 16:57:44 It's 2026. How do they not have any views down the goal line? - IlliniSax05 October 10, 2026, 16:57:34 Yep, inexcusable.* - voiceofreason October 10, 2026, 16:57:48 Currently fucking around * - biclops October 10, 2026, 16:57:15 I bet we regret all those field goals now* - OrangeSox October 10, 2026, 16:56:59 Brutal* - Mrap24 October 10, 2026, 16:55:53 Oh shit* - timmer October 10, 2026, 16:55:40 2nd time Houser has gone ill advised over the middle. Bit him this time. - voiceofreason October 10, 2026, 16:55:22 Wasn’t ill -advised if he threw it properly * - Potomac October 10, 2026, 16:58:35 Only ill advised because he missed the throw by a mile. Wide open guy right there. - OB25 October 10, 2026, 16:57:04 That catch and run by Clement is a game changer* - OrangeSox October 10, 2026, 17:14:32 yeah. he wasn't trying to force anything. he was WIDE open* - assassin October 10, 2026, 16:57:54 That’s a tough throw backpedaling. I think he’s best to just eat it* - CanHartlebHireSnider October 10, 2026, 16:57:40 especially up 2 scores!* - Ari Gold October 10, 2026, 17:01:51 Yep, he didn’t have a chance to be accurate there.* - voiceofreason October 10, 2026, 16:58:17 Man that throw = woof* - BradUnderwoodforprez October 10, 2026, 16:55:22 he was SO open* - assassin October 10, 2026, 16:55:10 And we’re definitely going to lose this game* - John Coctostan October 10, 2026, 16:54:46 And there it is - IlliniSax05 October 10, 2026, 16:54:43 ffs.* - Ari Gold October 10, 2026, 16:54:37 That just can’t haopen* - Ron McDon October 10, 2026, 16:54:33 late, over the middle, and high. unreal.* - Ari Gold October 10, 2026, 16:55:35 We're dicking around too much for my liking* - Phytynlini October 10, 2026, 16:53:39 Well shit* - Phytynlini October 10, 2026, 16:54:42 hold on to the effing ball!* - Ari Gold October 10, 2026, 16:53:02 Is that really our best return option * - biclops October 10, 2026, 16:52:55 FU Fitzee * - jdl October 10, 2026, 16:50:52 7 min td drive, go home* - John Coctostan October 10, 2026, 16:49:11 That helps* - Ron McDon October 10, 2026, 16:48:57 Still go for it?* - Toonces October 10, 2026, 16:48:37 nice break there.* - Ari Gold October 10, 2026, 16:48:33 That was also OPI* - illini222 October 10, 2026, 16:47:58 Our secondary can't tackle for shit, they're all making business decisions out there* - OrangeSox October 10, 2026, 16:46:04 They ain’t playing at the next level aside from Bailey. Especially with this on tape* - bjl63 October 10, 2026, 16:49:20 Our vaunted secondary are all afraid to tackle. Except bailey* - John Coctostan October 10, 2026, 16:45:19 tackling is just pathetic.* - Ari Gold October 10, 2026, 16:45:10 Dread is creeping. X needs to be fucking better. Pathetic* - John Coctostan October 10, 2026, 16:43:14 They’re not getting to 31. One more TD and nothing easy. * - assassin October 10, 2026, 16:44:30 We have a major Xavier Scott ptoblem* - reggiedunlop October 10, 2026, 16:43:07 Bench him* - bjl63 October 10, 2026, 16:44:30 terrible.* - Ari Gold October 10, 2026, 16:43:54 Putrid* - Ron McDon October 10, 2026, 16:43:33 I don’t know what a Finley IV is, but I love you. * - assassin October 10, 2026, 16:40:54 better than nothing, but leaves them in it for now.* - Ari Gold October 10, 2026, 16:39:31 BAM* - assassin October 10, 2026, 16:26:57 Aiight. Touchdown and bury these fuckers. * - assassin October 10, 2026, 16:28:10 Yeah 7 here would probably do it* - John Coctostan October 10, 2026, 16:31:01 Just don’t be Nebraska and give it all back in one play. * - assassin October 10, 2026, 16:36:53 We’re so due for a takeaway* - John Coctostan October 10, 2026, 16:24:48 beautiful* - OrangeSox October 10, 2026, 16:28:42 nice* - biclops October 10, 2026, 16:27:51 You’re all very welcome* - John Coctostan October 10, 2026, 16:27:10 Does X even want to be out there? That was a weak ass attempt at a tackle* - bjl63 October 10, 2026, 16:24:32 Huge waste of money* - OrangeSox October 10, 2026, 16:26:35 And again. He’s just not even close to the same guy* - John Coctostan October 10, 2026, 16:26:00 Joe Barna held. * - assassin October 10, 2026, 16:23:44 good half, let's win 40-24. * - assassin October 10, 2026, 16:03:03 such a good drive until the end there. almost like we didn’t want to score a td?* - Ari Gold October 10, 2026, 16:00:57 Don’t love playing for a FG here. - tvillini October 10, 2026, 15:59:27 Didn’t end up mattering with that 3rd down play, but agreed. Not with this defense.* - voiceofreason October 10, 2026, 16:01:05 I don’t get the time management here.* - voiceofreason October 10, 2026, 15:59:06 Absolutely terrified to give MSU any time* - John Coctostan October 10, 2026, 16:12:39 Yea. Don’t get it* - OWWDig October 10, 2026, 16:00:29 they just had to run that QB draw to gain 1 yard* - OrangeSox October 10, 2026, 15:59:44 obvious hold* - OrangeSox October 10, 2026, 15:57:45 not sure about that clock management. We need to be able to run plays if we get 1st* - John Coctostan October 10, 2026, 15:58:46 Kinda got mugged a ton of times today. Throw the fucking flag* - John Coctostan October 10, 2026, 15:57:37 I hate it when people actively try to strip the football - timmer October 10, 2026, 15:56:42 whew - apusikam October 10, 2026, 15:56:28 hope Trimble is okay * - Poldark October 10, 2026, 15:56:21 uhhhhhhhhhhh* - assassin October 10, 2026, 15:55:28 Wtf* - John Coctostan October 10, 2026, 15:54:43 That should have been blown dead. Almost cost us ball and did the 1st* - John Coctostan October 10, 2026, 15:55:15 Agreed. * - harb October 10, 2026, 15:56:59 man what a great play design. created a little pocket for Robinson to appear in* - assassin October 10, 2026, 15:52:06 Phew* - John Coctostan October 10, 2026, 15:51:27 damn that was a huge hole behind him* - assassin October 10, 2026, 15:47:05 yeah he was gone if they could've blocked that LB* - OrangeSox October 10, 2026, 15:47:56 That was bizarre* - John Coctostan October 10, 2026, 15:45:33 Why not run a play before 2 min?* - Potomac October 10, 2026, 15:48:37 Because we want the ball with the clock at zero. * - assassin October 10, 2026, 15:50:52 Waste time when you are near scoring, imo* - Potomac October 10, 2026, 15:53:21 Our real defense just got off the bus. Keep scoring, offense.* - voiceofreason October 10, 2026, 15:36:50 our offense better keep scoring. MSU is gonna run all over us in the 2nd half* - OrangeSox October 10, 2026, 15:36:12 That was my thought. And suddenly we can’t cover anyone* - OWWDig October 10, 2026, 15:36:49 hmm. field goal please. - assassin October 10, 2026, 15:34:50 or i guess just give us enough time to go get another one. barf* - assassin October 10, 2026, 15:36:22 Mike Rodgers is a Walmart Wolverine * - biclops October 10, 2026, 15:29:30 get that Iowa asshole out of here* - assassin October 10, 2026, 15:29:10 I know MSU is bad, but are they worse than UAB or SIU? - tvillini October 10, 2026, 15:27:53 By leaps and bounds the best we have looked all year. I know MSU stinks but still good. * - uofi1998 October 10, 2026, 15:27:26 Woot. Nice QB run call. * - harb October 10, 2026, 15:26:14 FU Fitzee* - OWWDig October 10, 2026, 15:26:11 Cosign. * - harb October 10, 2026, 15:26:30 What a drive* - John Coctostan October 10, 2026, 15:26:08 Lunney in full rhythm right now* - assassin October 10, 2026, 15:24:59 He’s seeing the matrix * - biclops October 10, 2026, 15:25:48 haha i considered using this phrasing* - assassin October 10, 2026, 15:26:20 A QB sneak I do declare * - biclops October 10, 2026, 15:24:49 I like Feagin as outlet receiver. * - DocWalk20 October 10, 2026, 15:23:28 Let’s get Feagin a TD today * - biclops October 10, 2026, 15:23:26 3 receptions for Feagin!* - Poldark October 10, 2026, 15:23:20 Nm* - John Coctostan October 10, 2026, 15:25:42 Well that was a nifty little play* - John Coctostan October 10, 2026, 15:22:38 wHArRRRRRRRGHBLLLLL* - assassin October 10, 2026, 15:19:50 I feel like houser overthrows that a lot * - biclops October 10, 2026, 15:19:46 i think a fair amount of us could’ve made that throw?* - Ari Gold October 10, 2026, 15:21:35 which is wild because he's made four or five NFL throws today* - assassin October 10, 2026, 15:23:25 Recently. First couple weeks he hit every one of those* - John Coctostan October 10, 2026, 15:20:13 Two solid runs by Barnett. * - harb October 10, 2026, 15:18:58 Barnett has juice* - Ron McDon October 10, 2026, 15:18:16 JB is obviously different after 2 steps* - assassin October 10, 2026, 15:18:02 Barnett has the juice. He needs to figure the other stuff out because the talent is great* - John Coctostan October 10, 2026, 15:17:59 Haha yes* - Ron McDon October 10, 2026, 15:18:39 Barnett* - Poldark October 10, 2026, 15:17:55 He’s different * - biclops October 10, 2026, 15:17:43 I feel like we should not have gotten that forward progress but I’ll take it* - CanHartlebHireSnider October 10, 2026, 15:13:10 By the rule probably not, but i think it should be changed. That feels right* - John Coctostan October 10, 2026, 15:14:58 if Dixon just stops then he'd get murdered* - assassin October 10, 2026, 15:14:21 Houser is indeed on it today* - assassin October 10, 2026, 15:12:58 That was unfortunate * - biclops October 10, 2026, 15:12:12 Oh they gave him forward progress* - biclops October 10, 2026, 15:12:58 i was gonna have a fit* - assassin October 10, 2026, 15:13:16 I did have a fit. - tvillini October 10, 2026, 15:14:30 Catch the ball Ty* - Ron McDon October 10, 2026, 15:11:40 Some competent football so far* - John Coctostan October 10, 2026, 15:10:27 yes. yes i like this. * - assassin October 10, 2026, 15:09:18 Sparty is bad. We need to win this game.* - Ron McDon October 10, 2026, 15:03:07 fuck yeah* - assassin October 10, 2026, 15:02:48 Don’t really get Anderson over Barnett. Give the kid looks* - John Coctostan October 10, 2026, 14:58:08 Bret’s comments have seemed to suggest general playbook or blocking issues - assassin October 10, 2026, 14:59:23 A better RB with burst gets that first down there* - OrangeSox October 10, 2026, 14:57:32 Is platt available?* - biclops October 10, 2026, 14:57:27 jesus what a throw and catch* - assassin October 10, 2026, 14:57:12 Dude. Know what you need and dive forward! Not the time to jump but got it* - John Coctostan October 10, 2026, 14:55:40 Faegan’s first?* - OWWDig October 10, 2026, 14:53:30 And 2nd?* - OWWDig October 10, 2026, 14:54:46 that should be a 15 yard facemask* - assassin October 10, 2026, 14:50:46 touchdown drive now and we're in business* - assassin October 10, 2026, 14:47:12 lol* - biclops October 10, 2026, 14:44:42 damn, that was a great play design. catch the ball Ty* - assassin October 10, 2026, 14:40:38 Jesus clement * - biclops October 10, 2026, 14:38:28 better vibes* - assassin October 10, 2026, 14:38:05 Win by 20+* - timmer October 10, 2026, 14:36:53 odds closed Illinois -2.5* - assassin October 10, 2026, 14:36:52 O-W-O today - assassin October 10, 2026, 14:07:07 bad vibes today* - biclops October 10, 2026, 10:30:01 Yep. We’re going to lose today. But we’ll look better after the bye and down the stretch* - opossum jenkins October 10, 2026, 12:25:37 Sickos Committee has dubbed our game the Grunting Dad Bowl - assassin October 9, 2026, 18:22:34 Even if we go 3-9, I want this one. Be respectable.* - Toonces October 9, 2026, 18:37:21 I'm just gonna see what happens. We either maintain a slim but doable path to a bowl - ijustkrushalot October 9, 2026, 14:17:17 FU FITZEE* - Gene Parmesan October 9, 2026, 14:02:21 This. I'll probably keep an eye on the game but not feeling great about it.* - Warrin'_Illini October 9, 2026, 16:21:39 Excited to see an illini victory in person tomorrow!* - Taz October 9, 2026, 14:00:26 MSU flag at a grave today - Potomac October 9, 2026, 13:56:27 against my better judgment, i think they really stink - assassin October 9, 2026, 13:48:13 Not checked out. Don't feel great.* - AintHatin October 9, 2026, 13:46:10 View all; Collapse ^

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