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Philo Time September 4, 2026, 21:44:16




CFB Week 1 Game Thread - assassin Yesterday, 17:43:44 View all; 46 responses; larue33 1 minute ago ⇥ Go Toledo* - UofIL6 9 minutes ago That looked like a terrible roughing call * - larue33 1 minute ago Fitzee in trouble. Toledo takes lead in 4th* - OB25 9 minutes ago I got no problem with Michigan State, but fuck Fitzee forever* - KingTalkyTiki 7 minutes ago I’m very glad that the language in Mensah’s Duke contract wasn’t ironclad.* - OB25 1 hour ago Just grabbed Miami to win the national championship at +950* - OB25 25 minutes ago Stupid Coenen playing well for MSU* - assassin 1 hour ago Colorado GT was boring as hell and then chaos. Seemed like a bad snap hold for GT* - CanHartlebHireSnider Yesterday, 22:45:58 LS had multiple bad snaps * - ATL Yesterday, 23:27:01 A judge made all the SEC guys eligible, so now the ball is in Lane’s court. - OB25 Yesterday, 20:27:09 Rutgers coming back!* - bbonb Yesterday, 20:14:13 Fire Greg Schiano and Chris Tamas* - Poldark Yesterday, 20:08:43 LOL, if anyone at Rutgers was aware there was a football game they woulda had a bonfire last night. - osklister Today, 09:36:17 Did they say he has 99 wins in 18 seasons? Has to be some sort of record.* - Chuck Woodaby Yesterday, 20:12:49 stand up for special teams* - biclops Yesterday, 19:58:57 UMass has an OL with a 22-letter last name.* - Toonces Yesterday, 19:56:14 Pretty blatant OPI* - Herman Blume Yesterday, 19:52:47 Comeback begins now * - assassin Yesterday, 19:51:51 The crazy thing is that UMass should be beating them by more* - CanHartlebHireSnider Yesterday, 19:46:48 This game is going WAY long * - Orangeillini Yesterday, 19:39:58 Time to double check you’re logged into the Fox sports app* - biclops Yesterday, 19:48:49 excuse me. Fox One* - biclops Yesterday, 19:52:16 Oh nice. Jesse Watters idiot face * - biclops Yesterday, 19:54:05 This Rutgers QB is atrocious* - snipes824 Yesterday, 19:37:33 how did he get a Bama scholarship* - ECEIllinois Yesterday, 19:40:17 The Buttgers QB might not be good. #hottake * - OB25 Yesterday, 19:37:32 My god. * - assassin Yesterday, 19:36:51 This really is the sort of stuff that’ll get ya fired* - opossum jenkins Yesterday, 19:32:41 Buttgers. * - assassin Yesterday, 19:24:19 If UMass has a Kicker who can hit from 52, seems like everyone should * - memyselfandillini Yesterday, 18:59:40 lmao - ECEIllinois Yesterday, 18:28:55 Lol.* - Toonces Yesterday, 18:39:07 Do we play Rutgers this year?* - Toonces Yesterday, 18:21:11 Nope* - OWWDig Yesterday, 18:23:36 Fuck me.* - Toonces Yesterday, 18:38:40 UMASS has genuine speed and athleticism. They’re not big, but they’re real* - opossum jenkins Yesterday, 18:06:58 I have empathy for Buttgers fans and the feelings they are feeling right now. - OB25 Yesterday, 17:55:25 On a related note, I was thinking of this game earlier today - biclops Yesterday, 18:14:57 Some of our game 1 examples… - OB25 Yesterday, 18:25:46 500 yards* - opossum jenkins Yesterday, 18:15:47 Rutgers was like 30 point favorites and they do not look it* - CanHartlebHireSnider Yesterday, 17:52:20 oh man. that is CLASSIC Buttgers* - assassin Yesterday, 17:51:54 Went to our schedule to double check if Buttgers was on it after seeing Umass shred them - OB25 Yesterday, 17:45:46 UMASS!!! takes a 14-7 lead * - jdl Yesterday, 17:45:17 21-7 * - jdl Yesterday, 17:54:39 what a throw* - assassin Yesterday, 17:55:15 View all; Collapse ^ Game 1: Illinois vs UAB Game Thread - assassin Yesterday, 19:39:26 View all; 527 responses; timmer 3 minutes ago ⇥ On betting the over in all remaining games this season* - timmer 3 minutes ago I just want to note that i support all of ranger's points below. people way way way out over - John Coctostan Today, 13:10:31 hey while we’re on the subject did you know we have the biggest video board in the nation?* - lcubed 4 hours ago People who don't like it also probably don't appreciate the engineering marvel across the street!* - Warrin'_Illini 3 hours ago but who was the tallest Illini ever? - Sammich 3 hours ago so it’s not brett robisch?* - lcubed 3 hours ago I also don't get what people were expecting - Blazer 6 hours ago Low expectations + high hopes FTW* - memyselfandillini 41 minutes ago sometimes you can't convince yourself to accept disappointment ahead of time - Sammich 5 hours ago Yeah you can understand a weakness fundamentally, but we’re still fans - snipes824 4 hours ago You're not wrong, but I wish we weren't "wasting" a season where we appear to have a real - Warrin'_Illini 6 hours ago The NIL thing is a big mystery - Blazer 6 hours ago shoulda traded down on scoreboard * - memyselfandillini 39 minutes ago I strongly suspect we’ve chosen to divert resources from football to basketball* - opossum jenkins 5 hours ago I don't really see the evidence of that. - larue33 5 hours ago I doubt the retention this year was cheap - Blazer 4 hours ago Hmm. I have no idea if resources are being diverted but... - baconface 5 hours ago He also said the the issues with the D line - larue33 3 hours ago Good. We should be in the top 10, and closer to 1 than 10. - JFG 4 hours ago Then why didn’t he just say top 5 smh* - Herman Blume 5 hours ago I might of butchered what he said but in any event he was estimating.* - baconface 5 hours ago Neither of us see evidence of it. - opossum jenkins 5 hours ago As to bread being buttered, - larue33 3 hours ago I'm assuming the players we kept got significant raises* - RVA 5 hours ago I’m assuming that the DL market was more than we were willing to spend on. - ATL 5 hours ago mostly agree but I do think they misread the market for their own guys * - baconface 4 hours ago Agreed. But you on the other hand you can generally make more money switching jobs than staying put - ATL 4 hours ago my industry also and I get it. There's just no way they wouldn't have ponied up for at least one of - baconface 4 hours ago They clearly did. But like, we aren’t going to outspend A&M and a motivated Michigan State. - opossum jenkins 4 hours ago I think they assumed with the revenue sharing cap schools would be more constrained - CanHartlebHireSnider 6 hours ago It's clearly a bad assumption and extremely naive - Blazer 5 hours ago It’s a ten win schedule. It’s a bummer. * - assassin 6 hours ago Yeah, it's tough. A few more cromulent BT-level defensive players would go a long way. - Warrin'_Illini 6 hours ago I was told 6-7 wins would pacify the fanbase forever. - uofi1998 6 hours ago I’ll never leave this place. Been at this shit too many years with this program* - opossum jenkins 5 hours ago Speaking for myself only... just living in denial... Cigs has literally nothing to do with it. - uofi1998 6 hours ago With as much turnover as we we were looking at - Blazer 6 hours ago I’m not worried about the scheme. The lack of talent in the front 7 is what’s alarming - illini21 7 hours ago It was more just the eye test of our LBs being so slow and unagile in space. I don’t know - Orangeillini 7 hours ago I agree. Tackling was the problem. Bret said they didn't do as much in practice...so I guess - OWWDig 7 hours ago Tackling was better in the second half. My guess is it was not a technique issue so much as a get - ATL 6 hours ago LOL Sun-Times - KingTalkyTiki Today, 12:55:52 one two three four five SIX SIX SIX* - Sammich Today, 13:36:24 Better than Heil Kittner.* - SurfTheBoneyard Today, 13:20:43 Lol* - opossum jenkins Today, 13:11:56 Reddit big mad about the scoreboard. - EffinIllini Today, 12:16:12 Wrigleyville Neighbors: Central Illinois chapter?* - KingTalkyTiki Today, 12:55:11 I like that when UAB was kicking field goals in its direction they turned the entire screen - Warrin'_Illini Today, 12:22:58 4 hours per game, 7 games a year. who cares?* - cpsteine Today, 12:22:51 And maybe two of those are night games.* - IlliniRunner Today, 13:43:11 We have1 more night game this year.. maybe Iowa will be a 230 kick - ijustkrushalot Today, 12:50:21 Those are the stadium lights, not the scoreboard, right? - ATL Today, 12:22:29 I’m convinced these nonner pricks aren’t familiar with the topography of central Illinois* - opossum jenkins Today, 12:18:13 Which is to say there is none* - ijustkrushalot Today, 12:50:54 I know there’s a natural tendency to focus on the negative, but Houser/Valentine/Dixon… - OB25 Today, 10:59:45 We should also probably remember UAB had legit running backs. - opossum jenkins Today, 11:27:40 I’ll just say that I’m really glad we didn’t play UMass yesterday. - OB25 Today, 11:57:10 How did that even happen, they've been godawful but looked extremely competent last night - RVA Today, 12:31:28 Rutgers stinks and Schiano is highly overrated* - bjl63 7 hours ago #10 RB in his class, and there's the usual caveats about transferring down vs up - RVA Today, 11:55:28 He looked good. Hopefully another mitigating factor.* - Warrin'_Illini Today, 11:49:51 I thought they were super talented for a G5. They’re better than what low/middle B1G teams will run - illiniranger Today, 11:31:43 I have to say I thought they looked like they had some talent... the former Iowa WR we recruited... - uofi1998 Today, 12:29:21 I largely agree.* - opossum jenkins Today, 11:32:24 The kid that jumped over our defender - NW does not have that guy. - illiniranger Today, 11:35:33 Yep. 230 lbs Jack Paris melted trying to tackle him coming down hill* - opossum jenkins Today, 11:58:11 Time to fire the DC? Could probably use a new voice in the clubhouse* - bbonb Today, 10:55:35 My Wisconsin alum work colleague asked me on a Zoom today if we were "sick of Bielema" yet - GMAW Today, 10:54:26 Reminds me of Illini fans that hate Bill Self. - QcIlliniFan 1 hour ago He was a known carouser up there and I’ve heard stories from Wisconsin friends - bjl63 Today, 11:14:43 The summer prior to his first season I was in Omaha talking with Arkansas fans - CanHartlebHireSnider Today, 12:08:39 Doubt they would have changed their opinions. - EffinIllini Today, 12:18:26 Sat next to a South Carolina fan at the bar last night who admitted Bielema totally worked Beamer - RVA Today, 12:28:59 Pretty contentious when he left. He wasn’t shy about saying Wisconsin wasn’t committed to winning* - illiniranger Today, 11:37:16 Other thing is he seems to have matured a lot after getting fired at Arkansas* - ATL Today, 11:24:05 He was like 34-35 when he got the Wisconsin job and went 12-1 his first year - illiniranger Today, 11:40:08 People love a good carouser as long as you aren't getting arrested or bringing negative attention.* - Warrin'_Illini Today, 11:16:08 and we’ve been back to the Rose Bowl zero times. #bertmakesmesick* - bbonb Today, 11:00:11 Did you mention that last portion? I remember when he left for Arkansas, they were hugely pissed.* - Warrin'_Illini Today, 10:59:43 I have a good impression of Wisconsin’s academics but your colleague is not helping* - ATL Today, 10:58:01 Is he sick of Luke Fickell?* - CanHartlebHireSnider Today, 10:56:07 He's basically the Wisconsin equivalent of a 2008 Weber loyalist - GMAW Today, 12:18:13 Especially dumb question considering how bad they’ve been since he left* - OB25 Today, 10:55:42 The Hail Mary at halftime was a bad/good reminder of the Jaden Daniels one against the Bears. - Warrin'_Illini Today, 10:10:41 I was overjoyed to learn Todd Grantham was the UAB defensive coordinator - RVA Today, 10:14:53 Did the broadcast or anybody discuss why UAB basically defended the play with only 10 players? - UIHuskie Today, 10:14:42 Offense was fine and will be, defense is going to be god awful and a huge problem* - Mrap24 Today, 09:05:43 Defense front...6...in this stupid scheme had zero contain and was outphysicaled. - Desert Today, 12:13:58 New coaches, new roster, new scheme - Blazer Today, 11:37:08 Agreed. - DocWalk20 Today, 11:43:51 That defintely wasn't me, I barely followed the offseason - Blazer 7 hours ago You’re right. It wasn’t you. I think it was ranger. My bad.* - DocWalk20 5 hours ago I don't think the D is going to be great - jdl Today, 11:21:25 Your rationale approach will not be tolerated in this immediate postgame time period* - DocWalk20 Today, 11:41:45 Honestly scarier than expected. We got bulldozed up front. - uofi1998 Today, 09:57:58 Guys… we gave up 4 yards rushing per attempt - illiniranger Today, 10:24:31 Eh... this is where stats kinda lie.* - uofi1998 Today, 12:30:09 we gave up 4 yards per attempt...to UAB. That's not exactly a good thing - IlliniSax05 Today, 10:56:02 4 is below the national average. Last year WMU averaged 3.3 in a game we shut them out - illiniranger Today, 11:12:29 To me it felt much more like an inability to make the initial stop - CanHartlebHireSnider Today, 10:13:49 Yeah that’s what I said in the game thread, we kept turning 1 yard gains into 4-5 a pop - OB25 Today, 10:27:44 Agreed, I almost said something like this. We aren't really big or talented, but were - Warrin'_Illini Today, 10:18:59 I’m going to turn into the joker - illiniranger Today, 10:31:50 It's like these nerds have never played EA Sports College Football * - ghost_of_clt Today, 11:12:50 The money excuse shouldn't fly with anyone. They screwed up and now have to live - Warrin'_Illini Today, 10:39:41 I’m going to give it another couple of games to improve. First game, and I’m sure they were holding - snipes824 Today, 10:07:18 You can’t hold back a lack of talent, though, and that was pretty evident last night - bjl63 Today, 10:10:08 Oh I fully agree. It looked bad, and it’s everything I feared - snipes824 Today, 10:19:03 We still have one on retainer, but - RVA Today, 10:04:01 It was about as bad as I expected - bjl63 Today, 10:01:41 32M... there's still 60+ million in the donation that didn't go to the tech refresh. - tvillini Today, 10:06:24 Not to belabor the point but our front 7 is MAC-level quality. Will have to win a lot of shootouts.* - Warrin'_Illini Today, 08:30:29 unless we move to the MAC* - bbonb Today, 08:33:53 Biggest scoreboard in the MAC !! Top Five-level defense too !! - osklister Today, 09:27:27 Definitely on the scoreboard. Maybe on the front 7* - uofi1998 Today, 09:58:38 I think Ty Cox is gonna be a very good player* - opossum jenkins Today, 07:09:07 I’d like to see more Cox on the field* - bbonb Today, 08:09:11 There are plenty already * - uofi1998 Today, 09:54:29 Is this a WNBA reference?? Do they have to be purple? - osklister Today, 09:28:26 He really bounced back after the first bad play * - illiniranger Today, 07:14:16 Interesting stat - illiniranger Today, 07:04:35 We can talk about TOP but we seemed super happy to force 30 seconds off each play - ijustkrushalot Today, 08:49:12 TOP doesn’t matter. Total plays matters - illiniranger Today, 08:50:34 Bielema says the tackling is on him - biclops Today, 00:56:05 imo, the scoreboard was underwhelming. The stadium lights, though, were awesome. The light show - Philo Yesterday, 23:34:49 I thought the potential of the new board was seen a few times. - tvillini Today, 09:22:30 One thing last night, they were often late updating what down it was* - bjl63 Today, 10:08:53 On TV it looked like they were only using the middle part for video - biclops Today, 09:34:29 It's 32:9. They're not going to use the whole board for that. No one really does. - tvillini Today, 10:00:49 Boo. 42-16 much sexxier score. Ah well* - Blazer Yesterday, 23:18:23 did you hear that? Illini can win ten games!* - OrangeSox Yesterday, 23:13:53 Jay Price qualified to be head coach * - ATL Yesterday, 23:22:32 I follow this stuff really closely. hand up, never heard of joshua davis* - snipes824 Yesterday, 23:11:32 great grandson of Sammy Jr.* - bbonb Today, 08:07:05 Keep an eye out for him in coming games. - osklister Today, 09:30:29 Mid-May JUCO signing it seems * - assassin Yesterday, 23:14:19 yeah. I watched probably 80% of camp press conferences as well and can't remember bielema or thomas - snipes824 Yesterday, 23:20:07 Full second string D now * - assassin Yesterday, 23:10:17 Bielema era has featured so many games like this - OrangeSox Yesterday, 23:08:28 Penalties. Not only did we not commit them, and UAB did. But UAB’a were drive killing for them. - tvillini Yesterday, 23:22:02 This. Watching Illinois play competent, intelligent football will never get old. - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 23:47:08 I feel like this game basically nets out as a wash for me in terms of what we learned. - OB25 Yesterday, 23:08:27 Tackling really only thing that surprises me on the down side - John Coctostan Yesterday, 23:19:16 Yep. Houser looks legit, skill positions look good, secondary cromulent - Blazer Yesterday, 23:17:35 Wish that SIU and Duke slate was switched * - assassin Yesterday, 23:12:25 Wish the UCLA game was at home - RVA Yesterday, 23:16:37 Holmes and Rhea super bright spots i think. And did Muragin basically get benched after - John Coctostan Yesterday, 23:06:39 holmes looks like the right kind of athlete* - snipes824 Yesterday, 23:08:07 Rhea has quite the motor, will probably get swallowed up in the BT tho - assassin Yesterday, 23:07:29 Very nice. Blouses.* - Toonces Yesterday, 23:05:45 Our D is never getting off the field * - ATL Yesterday, 23:05:26 You should have said that earlier* - DocWalk20 Yesterday, 23:06:30 They’re going to go back into the field, aren’t they?* - ATL Yesterday, 23:07:37 LOLOL let’s cover now* - OB25 Yesterday, 23:05:23 Lol* - WhitmansFolly Yesterday, 23:05:13 Lol* - Herman Blume Yesterday, 23:04:55 FAIRY* - biclops Yesterday, 23:04:49 God bless you Resetich, a form tackle in the open field!* - OB25 Yesterday, 23:04:41 We don’t contain for shit* - WhitmansFolly Yesterday, 23:01:57 New scheme, new coaches, new roster - Blazer Yesterday, 23:06:57 3rd downs so far aren’t seeming any better than last year* - DocWalk20 Yesterday, 23:00:49 We dial back the aggressiveness, which is maddening* - Herman Blume Yesterday, 23:03:47 Amazing what happens when you attack* - RVA Yesterday, 23:05:54 The linebackers cannot make a tackle in space. Hard to watch. This isn’t Oregon or Ohio State* - OB25 Yesterday, 23:00:48 It’s gonna be a tough year for the front 7* - Mrap24 Yesterday, 23:14:38 3 man rush?* - Mrap24 Yesterday, 22:59:02 Seems like every 3rd down passing situation we lay down* - Herman Blume Yesterday, 22:59:59 the tackling in this game has been shambolic* - OrangeSox Yesterday, 22:57:11 By far the biggest issue imo* - CanHartlebHireSnider Yesterday, 22:58:14 We’ll get that cleaned up* - assassin Yesterday, 22:59:52 So who has the best hot dogs on campus, Niros Gyros?* - RVA Yesterday, 22:54:24 Imagining Joey C methodically decimating all the stadium concessions stands* - Herman Blume Yesterday, 22:56:34 No Niro’s on campus anymore* - assassin Yesterday, 22:55:40 Sad. Underrated chicken tenders back in the day* - OB25 Yesterday, 22:56:55 Houser’s progressions have been excellent* - Blazer Yesterday, 22:50:31 Seems like he had a guy crossing wide open there though* - Herman Blume Yesterday, 22:51:12 Valentine redeemed Himself on the blitz pickup there. * - assassin Yesterday, 22:50:11 UAB has blown off their own foot like 5 times now.* - Toonces Yesterday, 22:49:46 I’ll say this for Bert - more times than not, the other team beats themselves more than we do* - OB25 Yesterday, 22:49:33 Yep, and this is taking some getting used to* - Herman Blume Yesterday, 22:51:57 Great pick up Valentine* - John Coctostan Yesterday, 22:49:32 I was worried we had too many returning snaps on the OL - RVA Yesterday, 22:43:57 SCOREBOARD SEASON* - OrangeSox Yesterday, 22:43:47 That videoboard seems abnormally large* - ab75 Yesterday, 22:43:42 They got a new scoreboard?* - Herman Blume Yesterday, 22:44:15 Starting Q4 with a….rave?* - WhitmansFolly Yesterday, 22:42:45 I don’t want to hear any complaints about our elite A/V prowess.* - Toonces Yesterday, 22:44:57 Free MDMA with a full price ticket. * - uofi1998 Yesterday, 22:43:39 And glowsticks!* - WhitmansFolly Yesterday, 22:44:30 Looks like it’s time to buy season tix* - uofi1998 Yesterday, 22:47:22 Trip around* - DocWalk20 Yesterday, 22:44:30 Does the announcer think Metallica is an EDM band? - IlliniSax05 Yesterday, 22:42:35 *has siezure** - Herman Blume Yesterday, 22:42:33 Ruling on field stands!* - OB25 Yesterday, 22:41:54 So innovative 90% of the time. Predictable in the worst ways 10%* - John Coctostan Yesterday, 22:40:10 Like that. Such a cool play design* - John Coctostan Yesterday, 22:46:40 Ugh I feel like that’s getting reversed. Wild to call that same play again.* - OB25 Yesterday, 22:40:03 C’mon, throw the ball. They can’t stop it.* - voiceofreason Yesterday, 22:39:49 Year after year Werner talks up the O-line - illini21 Yesterday, 22:39:38 They don’t even get to watch practice anymore. Anything being said is just fed from coaching staff* - OB25 Yesterday, 22:41:23 Looked short to me but I thought Valentine got it so…* - assassin Yesterday, 22:39:23 This* - ab75 Yesterday, 22:40:09 No guarantee we come back to the 4th Q with possession* - uofi1998 Yesterday, 22:39:54 Only saving grace is that you couldn't see where the ball was when he got tackled - IlliniSax05 Yesterday, 22:41:14 No. Somewhat fortunately you can’t see the ball at all. * - assassin Yesterday, 22:41:04 lol Lunney so predictable * - WhitmansFolly Yesterday, 22:39:08 stop fucking doing that* - snipes824 Yesterday, 22:39:06 Snap it quick* - Herman Blume Yesterday, 22:39:02 Jesus Christ Barry * - illiniranger Yesterday, 22:38:55 I still hate Lunney* - uofi1998 Yesterday, 22:38:44 God dammit that was a 1st down!* - OB25 Yesterday, 22:38:15 Good lord. Cmon oline* - Ron McDon Yesterday, 22:38:04 As usual we get fucked on the spot - IlliniSax05 Yesterday, 22:37:58 Sure looked like Valentine got it.* - DocWalk20 Yesterday, 22:38:17 He passed the sticks* - RVA Yesterday, 22:37:13 Yep* - Herman Blume Yesterday, 22:37:35 Safe to say we know who WR1 is this year. * - uofi1998 Yesterday, 22:37:01 Couple of chunk plays aside, really disappointing run blocking considering the opponent* - OB25 Yesterday, 22:36:01 *breathes huge sigh of relief when UAB sends fg unit onto field** - Herman Blume Yesterday, 22:32:13 Slightly surprised they think they can stop us a couple more times. - assassin Yesterday, 22:34:36 I realize I hadn't seen an X injury update so thats cool at least* - RVA Yesterday, 22:31:49 I was just about to ask if he had been back out there yet.* - DocWalk20 Yesterday, 22:32:33 He was the guy that just pasted their QB. He’s fine. * - assassin Yesterday, 22:33:01 Right. That was the first time I’d seen him out there this half. Good to see.* - DocWalk20 Yesterday, 22:38:57 Come on TO fairy, we need you* - OB25 Yesterday, 22:29:55 Dude 52, what the fuck are you doing* - assassin Yesterday, 22:28:56 Our best defensive play might be the slow substitution* - WhitmansFolly Yesterday, 22:27:49 That’s because it doesn’t require tackling.* - DocWalk20 Yesterday, 22:28:30 That’s a huge tackle by Morris or he’s gone* - CanHartlebHireSnider Yesterday, 22:27:37 Qb sneak on 3rd and 2 huh lol* - assassin Yesterday, 22:26:30 Knew they could just get it next down * - ISeeDeadHawkeyes Yesterday, 22:28:16 I like Lunney game.* - OB25 Yesterday, 22:21:58 Hopefully the Ben Johnson camp paid off too* - CanHartlebHireSnider Yesterday, 22:23:34 Houser was money well spent* - Ron McDon Yesterday, 22:21:37 Houser looks good. Could he come back next year with 5-f-5?* - Toonces Yesterday, 22:21:34 Nope, he redshirted* - OB25 Yesterday, 22:22:39 No matter. Just need a state court judge* - Ron McDon Yesterday, 22:25:17 Pretty sure this is already year 5 for him* - DocWalk20 Yesterday, 22:22:06 We just need to find one sympathetic judge - IlliniSax05 Yesterday, 22:22:46 I haven't seen any of the 1st half. - ISeeDeadHawkeyes Yesterday, 22:21:05 That scoreboard strobe light after we score is hella annoying* - Orangeillini Yesterday, 22:20:54 Ooo - Herman Blume Yesterday, 22:22:11 OK grandpas, let's get you both to bed - IlliniSax05 Yesterday, 22:23:40 dime* - biclops Yesterday, 22:20:54 Dixon a NFLer * - illiniranger Yesterday, 22:20:32 Okie doked em again * - assassin Yesterday, 22:20:30 Houser seems serviceable* - Herman Blume Yesterday, 22:20:24 I’d say more than that. He’s got some wheels too.* - voiceofreason Yesterday, 22:21:31 Houser is the goods* - Blazer Yesterday, 22:20:11 Nice throw.* - voiceofreason Yesterday, 22:20:04 Nice pass. * - harb Yesterday, 22:19:56 Cheeks* - RVA Yesterday, 22:19:12 lulzzzzz* - assassin Yesterday, 22:18:57 Great effort by FullBlownAIDS. Butt was down, though. * - VIV Yesterday, 22:18:56 Dang. Hip was down.* - DocWalk20 Yesterday, 22:18:42 is the next efficiency move in football taking the 5 yards instead of the TO on 1st and 10?* - snipes824 Yesterday, 22:15:10 Made it all the way to the third quarter before having to call a timeout to avoid a delay of game on - DocWalk20 Yesterday, 22:13:42 Remember when Kaden Feagin was on the team?* - uofi1998 Yesterday, 22:13:25 Let’s just start fattening him up for DL now* - assassin Yesterday, 22:19:37 There have been so few plays on offense that it’s hard to judge anything. - OB25 Yesterday, 22:14:53 I’m just annoyed at the DL* - uofi1998 Yesterday, 22:16:33 6'3, 260, hmmm...* - RVA Yesterday, 22:20:26 Throw until they stop it, please.* - voiceofreason Yesterday, 22:11:30 TOP dofferential is Spurrieresque* - ATL Yesterday, 21:59:11 What the fuck is all over the screen on this halftime show? - IlliniSax05 Yesterday, 21:54:49 They’ve basically cut the viewing area in half * - biclops Yesterday, 22:01:11 Are we past the return window on Hauck? * - meanjeans Yesterday, 21:51:28 I mean this first half wasn’t good and the defense will probably have issues - CanHartlebHireSnider Yesterday, 22:04:58 It’s not his fault. It’s whoever was responsible for managing our NIL budget.* - OB25 Yesterday, 21:52:04 Yep—coordinator impact is overrated - Blazer Yesterday, 22:22:09 Josh Whitman and Bert - bjl63 Yesterday, 22:06:01 Not sure I believe that. IDK though. * - uofi1998 Yesterday, 22:09:22 I’m hoping either - Blazer Yesterday, 22:24:41 Brad Underwood?* - biclops Yesterday, 22:02:29 This (although if managed correctly, perhaps we don't need to bring in a gimmick)* - UofIL6 Yesterday, 21:53:20 I assume Hauck wouldn’t be here in that scenario.* - OB25 Yesterday, 21:54:43 Bert gonna do some yelling. * - assassin Yesterday, 21:48:44 And then wring 5 gallons of boob sweat out of his shirt* - Herman Blume Yesterday, 21:50:15 Couldn't believe the UAB assistant who still had gelled hair standing straight up - RVA Yesterday, 21:52:09 That’s gotta be their S&C guy right?* - biclops Yesterday, 21:59:19 the receding hairline is what made it extra ridiculous * - assassin Yesterday, 21:57:35 AMAZINF! We get the ball first, oui?* - Toonces Yesterday, 21:48:36 Oui. * - assassin Yesterday, 21:48:58 I can’t wait for our 74 second TD drive * - ATL Yesterday, 21:51:38 Just stupidly return the opening kick * - assassin Yesterday, 21:57:02 never in doubt. Great offensive route* - bbonb Yesterday, 21:48:27 I like all the people watching the big tv instead of the play right in front of them * - biclops Yesterday, 21:48:01 We are so back.* - OB25 Yesterday, 21:47:42 eberflusian!* - Ari Gold Yesterday, 21:47:10 I like Houser arm* - Blazer Yesterday, 21:47:03 Yep, same.* - voiceofreason Yesterday, 21:49:13 Hou-itser* - assassin Yesterday, 21:48:15 lol * - biclops Yesterday, 21:46:33 0 man rush is a really really really bad idea* - John Coctostan Yesterday, 21:46:32 What the fuck. + - illiniranger Yesterday, 21:46:28 Better to be lucky than good sometimes* - DocWalk20 Yesterday, 21:46:26 Amazing* - Blazer Yesterday, 21:46:25 lol this game is drunk* - ATL Yesterday, 21:46:23 LOL* - snipes824 Yesterday, 21:46:22 lol, wow* - UofIL6 Yesterday, 21:46:22 Lol* - Herman Blume Yesterday, 21:46:22 Haha awesome* - CanHartlebHireSnider Yesterday, 21:46:19 LOL. What. * - assassin Yesterday, 21:46:19 Holy shit. * - harb Yesterday, 21:46:19 Ha of course* - John Coctostan Yesterday, 21:46:15 Indiana struggled in Game 1 against ODU last year - Blazer Yesterday, 21:44:42 This game might not end before 1am* - John Coctostan Yesterday, 21:44:17 I don’t think that would have worked out great anyway. * - assassin Yesterday, 21:44:00 *Pours deep Wild Turkey 101** - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 21:43:01 Feels like we totally allowed that punt to the 1 to change the game.* - OB25 Yesterday, 21:42:28 There’s visible pre-snap confusion too, especially in the 1st. Dudes not sure where to line up.* - opossum jenkins Yesterday, 21:41:59 Pretty normal stuff with roster turnover and a new scheme* - Blazer Yesterday, 21:45:21 Trouble* - OWWDig Yesterday, 21:41:43 getting stuffed on 4th was a game changer* - snipes824 Yesterday, 21:41:33 Yeah our vaunted O has to at that’s kinda help the D out* - John Coctostan Yesterday, 21:42:10 we’re so back* - biclops Yesterday, 21:40:37 Yikes* - UofIL6 Yesterday, 21:40:27 woof* - Blazer Yesterday, 21:40:23 Derp* - WhitmansFolly Yesterday, 21:40:21 Cox getting a little firmer* - Herman Blume Yesterday, 21:38:31 It’s everything we feared on full display. A G5 team is running the ball on us in a 2min dri - OB25 Yesterday, 21:37:18 The oops, no defensive line approach is gonna lead to a long conference season* - RVA Yesterday, 21:36:02 SIU, and maybe Purdue? - assassin Yesterday, 21:39:24 A lot of talk about the 335 and our size, but we can’t tackle for shit. * - illiniranger Yesterday, 21:35:53 There’s a reason these guys were in the clearance bin* - Herman Blume Yesterday, 21:40:53 the tackling has been atrocious.* - Ari Gold Yesterday, 21:40:13 Yeah this is nothing scheme wise really. We have missed an amazing number of tackles* - John Coctostan Yesterday, 21:38:24 agreed. I see no issue with the scheme* - snipes824 Yesterday, 21:43:11 Is this 3-3-5 gimmick bullshit or do other major programs run it too?* - voiceofreason Yesterday, 21:37:11 The 335 is the most common defense in college football - illiniranger Yesterday, 21:40:39 Not sure what you mean, but ok. I’ve heard nothing about us running a 3-3-5 before tonight. - voiceofreason Yesterday, 21:46:22 Other major programs not running it has been Bret’s main justification for going to it. - DocWalk20 Yesterday, 21:40:04 Everyone runs this defense. Mint and Tite are the most common fronts in college football. They’re - illiniranger Yesterday, 21:42:41 Our first guy seldom makes the tackle* - Herman Blume Yesterday, 21:35:32 Much better 4th down call than us* - WhitmansFolly Yesterday, 21:35:20 Much better rep by 32 there * - illiniranger Yesterday, 21:30:54 OPI?* - DocWalk20 Yesterday, 21:30:43 without a doubt* - OrangeSox Yesterday, 21:31:19 Absolutely - IlliniSax05 Yesterday, 21:31:06 Defensive player has a right to the ball* - CanHartlebHireSnider Yesterday, 21:30:42 What is that ref even doing? Thats OPI* - Herman Blume Yesterday, 21:30:39 this is bad* - biclops Yesterday, 21:30:18 ffs.* - Ari Gold Yesterday, 21:30:14 Barry has a tendency to get cute in short yardage. He can’t help himself * - illiniranger Yesterday, 21:30:08 He’s run that play a bunch* - WhitmansFolly Yesterday, 21:31:01 The reverse out toss too. Just give it to your best player Barry * - illiniranger Yesterday, 21:34:18 no shit.* - Ari Gold Yesterday, 21:34:58 This is gonna be a long year.* - voiceofreason Yesterday, 21:29:48 Yeah. Another year down the drain at halftime. * - assassin Yesterday, 21:30:29 LOL* - DocWalk20 Yesterday, 21:33:38 I mean. * - assassin Yesterday, 21:40:43 Fucking gross* - Ron McDon Yesterday, 21:29:45 Pathetic* - Herman Blume Yesterday, 21:29:34 Oof* - DocWalk20 Yesterday, 21:29:29 Short. * - harb Yesterday, 21:29:20 I think I've had my fill of scoreboard talk for this season. * - Memphian Yesterday, 21:24:51 Did you know the Ivisic brothers are twins? - Blazer Yesterday, 21:28:25 Did you know that Z is a few minutes older than Tomi? - IlliniSax05 Yesterday, 21:29:23 Get used to it. It'll be the talking point for every crew this season - IlliniSax05 Yesterday, 21:28:13 Nick Smith, tallest Illini * - jdl Yesterday, 21:27:29 Mike Tisdale, 6,000 calories* - Blazer Yesterday, 21:28:56 Is there a bigger video board in college football?* - DocWalk20 Yesterday, 21:26:25 Super interested to see how this looks against passing attacks. Might be alright there* - opossum jenkins Yesterday, 21:22:28 Do we do nuggets for missed FG’s?* - WhitmansFolly Yesterday, 21:21:52 Yes - IlliniSax05 Yesterday, 21:22:21 this game may go past midnight!* - Ari Gold Yesterday, 21:21:22 Guys from Florida should really be used to this heat and humidity* - DocWalk20 Yesterday, 21:20:23 Looks like cramp* - UofIL6 Yesterday, 21:19:41 Oh god no. He yelled for the sideline immediately* - OB25 Yesterday, 21:19:10 he went to locker room* - Poldark Yesterday, 21:23:24 My guess is IV fluids* - OWWDig Yesterday, 21:25:36 Yep. * - harb Yesterday, 21:28:10 Ok good, cramp* - OB25 Yesterday, 21:19:33 Ugh not X please * - biclops Yesterday, 21:19:09 Can someone explain the difference between those two penalties?* - RVA Yesterday, 21:17:49 But how is the defense supposed to know how close to the snap they’re shifting?* - Herman Blume Yesterday, 21:17:21 Had the exact same thought.* - DocWalk20 Yesterday, 21:18:10 Who the hell was that letting the RB just run right by him?* - OB25 Yesterday, 21:15:17 Ish Kante is terrible* - opossum jenkins Yesterday, 21:14:45 Uggs are terrible as well* - HeatMizer Yesterday, 21:15:18 Faegin was on special teams?* - ATL Yesterday, 21:12:51 We can't afford to do conservative this season. Hated that series* - OrangeSox Yesterday, 21:12:16 Agreed, it’s freaking UAB* - Herman Blume Yesterday, 21:13:31 ST gonna be an adventure * - biclops Yesterday, 21:11:41 Our tackling is really standing out as lacking across the board* - John Coctostan Yesterday, 21:11:31 I dont think they were actually gonna go for it but probably should have* - RVA Yesterday, 21:07:28 Or not. * - assassin Yesterday, 21:11:33 it's UAB, but we definitely generate more pressure on pass plays - snipes824 Yesterday, 21:04:46 Will Holmes has some juice. If he’s big enough against Big Ten OL’s.* - OB25 Yesterday, 21:01:53 Called the hold there. Nice.* - DocWalk20 Yesterday, 21:01:12 Now that’s a hold * - Herman Blume Yesterday, 21:01:09 The ends deliberately overpursuing is going to take a lot of getting used to* - opossum jenkins Yesterday, 21:00:29 He got that easily. Also Farrell held badly. * - assassin Yesterday, 20:59:40 Well called that one * - assassin Yesterday, 21:01:09 Matthew Bailey chooses violence. Mercy.* - voiceofreason Yesterday, 20:59:05 map map map map* - biclops Yesterday, 20:57:30 We’re running the 3-3-5 primarily as a Mint front vs a Tite front - illiniranger Yesterday, 20:57:10 After the first few plays, it hasn’t really been getting blown off the LOS that’s the problem… - OB25 Yesterday, 20:57:09 lol, then got blown off the line on the next 2 plays. Nevermind* - OB25 Yesterday, 20:59:11 Por que no los dos? - IlliniSax05 Yesterday, 21:01:09 Beerman is actually good I think. * - assassin Yesterday, 20:55:35 Time for more Grant Beerman. * - uofi1998 Yesterday, 20:55:26 Still looks like a child. He’s a year away physically.* - opossum jenkins Yesterday, 20:56:07 He will now and henceforth be known as Duffman* - uofi1998 Yesterday, 20:57:13 Jebus, the tackling* - OWWDig Yesterday, 20:55:01 Beer man HERE. * - harb Yesterday, 20:55:26 Soooo many missed tackles already. * - harb Yesterday, 20:54:46 Barna & Bailey* - CanHartlebHireSnider Yesterday, 20:54:32 Valentine looks bigger by a lot* - OB25 Yesterday, 20:53:57 So does Kreutz* - opossum jenkins Yesterday, 20:57:26 12-0, baby!* - bbonb Yesterday, 20:53:55 lol at Feagin’s “block”* - biclops Yesterday, 20:53:51 We really need the new OL to get more reps together* - RVA Yesterday, 20:53:21 and the defense to not take so many snaps * - assassin Yesterday, 20:54:14 This is not complementary football* - opossum jenkins Yesterday, 20:52:51 TOP 11:33 - 2:12* - biclops Yesterday, 20:52:31 Most overrated stat in football * - illiniranger Yesterday, 20:54:31 I’ve seen enough. Our kicker is terrible.* - voiceofreason Yesterday, 20:52:15 FEED5* - DocWalk20 Yesterday, 20:52:14 Exceptional patience on that * - illiniranger Yesterday, 20:52:03 Now that looked like prime leveon bell. * - uofi1998 Yesterday, 20:52:34 Recruiting matters. That’s what a 4 star looks like* - OB25 Yesterday, 20:52:03 Lol, amazing. Our offense looks big, fast and talented.* - Toonces Yesterday, 20:51:58 What patience!* - timmer Yesterday, 20:51:54 Anyone take the over?* - biclops Yesterday, 20:51:30 I did. Both the half and the final* - timmer Yesterday, 20:52:21 Nice run by Valentine for the TD. * - harb Yesterday, 20:51:21 Man those were two really nice runs by Valentine.* - voiceofreason Yesterday, 20:51:19 CaLil Sebastian!!!* - VIV Yesterday, 20:51:19 He scored that in the fastest fashion* - Herman Blume Yesterday, 20:53:00 Scored too fast* - Ron McDon Yesterday, 20:51:18 Oh wow * - illiniranger Yesterday, 20:51:16 Calil. have a drive* - UofIL6 Yesterday, 20:51:12 Getting huge Mike Cassity vibes* - opossum jenkins Yesterday, 20:48:55 I was getting other side Schultz vibes coming into the game * - assassin Yesterday, 20:52:28 Defense has not given up a TD all season* - bbonb Yesterday, 20:48:03 And our O has scored a TD on every possession!* - Herman Blume Yesterday, 20:51:18 Defense competing, just kind of limited.* - Toonces Yesterday, 20:48:01 UAB on pace for ~428 yards* - biclops Yesterday, 20:47:18 Ooo* - Herman Blume Yesterday, 20:47:59 Not sure I’m a fan of the reflection the giant board casts on, well, everything* - Herman Blume Yesterday, 20:47:08 it’s awful on the TV * - memyselfandillini Yesterday, 20:55:33 Good stand* - OB25 Yesterday, 20:46:24 could’ve been a late hit there.* - Ari Gold Yesterday, 20:46:04 Prater was also held pretty badly. * - assassin Yesterday, 20:46:37 Yes* - Orangeillini Yesterday, 20:46:24 Bend but don’t break!* - Herman Blume Yesterday, 20:45:53 This kid from UAB must have hit KAMS last night. Cramping already.* - voiceofreason Yesterday, 20:43:19 Burninating the corners* - RVA Yesterday, 20:41:41 Who is 32. Yikes. * - assassin Yesterday, 20:40:42 Ah, the younger Cox brother. * - assassin Yesterday, 20:43:37 this defense ain’t it* - biclops Yesterday, 20:40:39 This is one reason these games take 4 hrs* - Herman Blume Yesterday, 20:39:52 Plus a full commercial break to drag someone off* - Potomac Yesterday, 20:45:54 It did not happen at the same time, Mike. Get fucked - IlliniSax05 Yesterday, 20:39:01 Hmm so it’s going to stand probably* - OB25 Yesterday, 20:39:01 I don’t know if Pereira was even right in his analysis? Refs said nothing about timing* - OB25 Yesterday, 20:40:10 these announcers are idiots.* - Ari Gold Yesterday, 20:38:59 Scoreboard* - timmer Yesterday, 20:38:45 Imbeciles.* - voiceofreason Yesterday, 20:38:43 There’s no reason this should take longer than like 1 second* - Herman Blume Yesterday, 20:38:31 Definitely tipped* - UofIL6 Yesterday, 20:38:06 Fuck you refs* - biclops Yesterday, 20:37:57 That is a god awful call* - CanHartlebHireSnider Yesterday, 20:37:24 That ball was tipped. * - assassin Yesterday, 20:37:10 Is it me or does the orange in our uni’s look almost red? * - Jersey Yesterday, 20:37:04 I think it’s a TV thing, but yes. * - assassin Yesterday, 20:39:15 Student section looks full, how's the rest of the stadium?* - RVA Yesterday, 20:32:00 upper east looked sparse? hi ollie!* - Ari Gold Yesterday, 20:36:39 That was basically the DJ Moore game winning TD play from the Packers playoff game* - OB25 Yesterday, 20:31:59 yes.* - Ari Gold Yesterday, 20:36:58 Heisman* - bbonb Yesterday, 20:29:44 that kick was :eek* - biclops Yesterday, 20:29:32 never a doubt* - OrangeSox Yesterday, 20:31:24 I definitely thought he missed it* - assassin Yesterday, 20:30:36 Thought it missed* - Orangeillini Yesterday, 20:30:32 Offense looks good* - UofIL6 Yesterday, 20:28:48 He was kind of open* - Herman Blume Yesterday, 20:28:47 very impressive response.* - Ari Gold Yesterday, 20:28:46 Alrighty then* - RVA Yesterday, 20:28:42 Houser is the goods* - biclops Yesterday, 20:28:39 I like Houser game * - assassin Yesterday, 20:28:29 That was fun * - ATL Yesterday, 20:28:17 Busey Bank patch is subtle * - biclops Yesterday, 20:28:06 Did she say Bobby Lunney?* - biclops Yesterday, 20:27:09 Twice! * - Memphian Yesterday, 20:27:40 Who needs Hank Beatty anyway?* - Ron McDon Yesterday, 20:24:55 nice to have another hawkeye type player at illinois.* - Ari Gold Yesterday, 20:27:34 Teams should just run it down are throats* - Drippy Yesterday, 20:24:46 #ExcitingWhites* - OB25 Yesterday, 20:24:34 Good last 30 seconds there* - Herman Blume Yesterday, 20:24:27 yes. penalty was a huge help.* - Ari Gold Yesterday, 20:26:44 *stands up** - assassin Yesterday, 20:24:09 Their coach looks like a televangelist* - Herman Blume Yesterday, 20:24:09 Death of the Pastor’s Wife* - WhitmansFolly Yesterday, 20:25:15 What’s an Ian Rhea? Quick fella. * - assassin Yesterday, 20:23:35 The great Mark Followill on the play by play* - bbonb Yesterday, 20:23:11 God we are so small. * - assassin Yesterday, 20:22:25 Looks like the 2003-05 DL* - uofi1998 Yesterday, 20:26:38 tackling is terrible so far.* - Ari Gold Yesterday, 20:20:08 Please pass, UAB. Thanks* - UofIL6 Yesterday, 20:18:53 hot knife through butter so far.* - Ari Gold Yesterday, 20:18:44 Not feeling great about stopping the run * - biclops Yesterday, 20:18:19 Big big trouble* - assassin Yesterday, 20:18:06 Well the run defense not earning rave reviews 3 plays in* - CanHartlebHireSnider Yesterday, 20:17:58 Are they just gonna ignore the Illinois game? Have they mentioned where we can find it? - IlliniSax05 Yesterday, 20:02:42 The two minute warning commercial grab in college FB stinks * - Potomac Yesterday, 20:16:38 All the commercial grabs in football suck - IlliniSax05 Yesterday, 20:18:22 NIL gotta come from somewhere* - John Coctostan Yesterday, 20:32:56 on an overflow channel.* - Ari Gold Yesterday, 20:16:26 sounds like they’re going to move the buttgers game.* - Ari Gold Yesterday, 20:14:40 But they screwed it up and sent us to the Rutgers commercial break feed* - OB25 Yesterday, 20:15:15 I got the opening kick* - CanHartlebHireSnider Yesterday, 20:16:30 Get your shit together BTN* - biclops Yesterday, 20:15:08 Fox One app * - jdl Yesterday, 20:03:14 I have to sign up for a free trial for this shit?* - OB25 Yesterday, 20:10:23 Should be able to use your cable login credentials * - jdl Yesterday, 20:10:59 Except that's showing this game still - IlliniSax05 Yesterday, 20:08:25 I vote to eject Rutgers from the b1g* - biclops Yesterday, 20:12:00 Probably will until 8:15 * - jdl Yesterday, 20:11:28 Still showing Rutgers on fox one* - uofi1998 Yesterday, 20:05:01 students section 98% full 16 minutes before kickoff * - Poldark Yesterday, 19:58:20 My mom sent a pic - it was 90% full 35 min before kick* - bulldogmba Yesterday, 20:02:35 The big screen looks awesome. I am a fan.* - Toonces Yesterday, 19:54:31 Woof, still 84 degrees out. * - assassin Yesterday, 19:53:05 Platt and Brown out - jdl Yesterday, 19:52:25 8:15 kickoff* - illini81887 Yesterday, 19:43:21 View all; Collapse ^ Cubs - CanHartlebHireSnider March 23, 2026, 15:25:10 View all; 1,310 responses; CanHartlebHireSnider 5 minutes ago ⇥ This bullpen is going to be the death of me.* - OB25 1 hour ago Meanwhile Bregman is gonna be a top 10 player in baseball. Wild* - CanHartlebHireSnider 1 hour ago While Kyle Tucker sits at .1 fWAR and -.2 bWAR. Dodged a bullet there.* - Carl Spackler 10 minutes ago That clip of him not running the dropped third strike out is rough - CanHartlebHireSnider 5 minutes ago Best player in the sport lol* - CanHartlebHireSnider 1 hour ago We’re watching 1950s Willie Mays every night. Incredible* - CanHartlebHireSnider 1 hour ago Cannot be having Matas Buzelis and Caleb Wilson standing up in the front row* - CanHartlebHireSnider Yesterday, 20:28:55 I'm surprised Rome doesn't appear to be part of the Chicago Rat Pack.* - Warrin'_Illini Today, 08:46:51 Good job Zeferjahn. Please be good now* - CanHartlebHireSnider Yesterday, 20:14:13 The Brewers are so annoying, get the fuck outta here with that bunt* - OB25 Yesterday, 19:25:40 Absolutely incredible that’s it not inconceivable that PCA hits 50 HR* - CanHartlebHireSnider Yesterday, 19:01:49 And was hitting .237 with 7 HR’s on June 1. Which was 60 games into the season.* - OB25 Yesterday, 19:15:47 This homestand has been deeply disappointing.* - KingTalkyTiki September 2, 2026, 22:45:14 This game sucks but damn that was a sick throw from Happ* - OB25 September 2, 2026, 21:53:08 Great throw and perhaps better deke by Amaya, which led to a late/bad slide by the runner* - UofIL6 September 2, 2026, 22:05:26 Feel like this game has been a perfect microcosm of luck between these teams. - Carl Spackler September 2, 2026, 21:43:09 Of course Jacob Webb takes a line drive off the pitching elbow now.* - OB25 September 2, 2026, 21:42:07 Well these hits have been bullshit* - Carl Spackler September 2, 2026, 20:33:43 But that was a hell of a play by Nico - IlliniSax05 September 2, 2026, 20:38:57 Starting to circle the drain* - opossum jenkins September 2, 2026, 20:11:00 This fuckin pitching staff - IlliniSax05 September 2, 2026, 20:05:52 Bregman is so damn good* - CanHartlebHireSnider September 2, 2026, 19:31:05 Incredible job by the offense against Mis. Can the pitching staff please not waste this* - OB25 September 2, 2026, 19:30:51 Sigh* - OB25 September 2, 2026, 20:00:37 Phils are welcome to lose a game at some point. Cubs out of top WC spot for first time in long time* - OB25 September 1, 2026, 23:07:46 There is not a single guy in the bullpen I feel good about. Not having Assad up - Warrin'_Illini September 2, 2026, 08:41:54 In what world is Javier Assad not worthy of a spot on this pitching staff? - OB25 September 1, 2026, 21:11:37 Yeah I don't get it. Who cares if they lose Thielbar/Thornton. These guys suck.* - Carl Spackler September 1, 2026, 21:14:10 Hey Zeferjahn. Stop sucking.* - Carl Spackler September 1, 2026, 21:02:53 What a joke* - opossum jenkins September 1, 2026, 20:32:47 Quite an inning of fuck ups* - Carl Spackler September 1, 2026, 20:32:25 *cue yakety sax** - KingTalkyTiki September 1, 2026, 20:38:15 The hell was that, Matt Shaw?* - Carl Spackler September 1, 2026, 20:25:05 Fucking Matt Shaw* - KingTalkyTiki September 1, 2026, 20:25:31 Lol PCA with an all time ABS.* - Toonces September 1, 2026, 20:14:54 We found the one part of his game that needs work* - KingTalkyTiki September 1, 2026, 20:25:10 Cubs related as you might face him in the playoffs, the Ethan Salas hype train is arriving… - LeatherneckIllini September 1, 2026, 05:51:22 Nailed it again* - CWR10 September 1, 2026, 20:16:10 This is such a joke. There should be some sort of penalty for this* - CanHartlebHireSnider August 31, 2026, 21:14:55 Or a designated guy for this role who has a background in pitching. - DanSaint August 31, 2026, 21:21:19 I don’t think that solves this problem. At least my problem with what’s happening* - CanHartlebHireSnider August 31, 2026, 21:26:01 Position players pitching in the 7th inning come on* - CanHartlebHireSnider August 31, 2026, 20:54:16 So awful* - UofIL6 August 31, 2026, 20:56:24 Go off Breggy. Best position group in baseball. Just need consistent pitching* - CanHartlebHireSnider August 31, 2026, 19:55:49 Maybe Bregman should be MVP.* - Toonces August 31, 2026, 21:21:24 Kyle Harrison turning into a pumpkin in Sep/Oct would be a nice development.* - OB25 August 31, 2026, 19:54:34 Multi-run lead in the first couple innings damn near every game lately.* - OB25 August 31, 2026, 18:56:21 Tyrone!* - Toonces August 31, 2026, 18:54:25 Nine Innings to Love - biclops August 31, 2026, 14:46:29 *Pours bleach into eyeballs** - KingTalkyTiki August 31, 2026, 15:21:13 no. just no. - IlliniSax05 August 31, 2026, 14:57:21 PCA now has nearly a 3 win lead over any other position player in fWAR (9.3 vs. 6.4 for Witt) - OB25 August 31, 2026, 09:35:46 Just don’t think you can pitch Shota in a playoff game. He has zero margin for error.* - OB25 August 30, 2026, 20:04:24 Nope. He started better this year but now back to the guy who can barely touch 90. - Warrin'_Illini August 31, 2026, 09:43:37 JFC* - OB25 August 30, 2026, 20:11:11 I wouldn’t put him on the playoff roster. I can’t believe they gave him the QO* - CanHartlebHireSnider August 30, 2026, 20:06:09 Hi VIV! Donuts!* - Poldark August 31, 2026, 08:29:10 He's going to be the Sox big offseason acquisition next year. - Warrin'_Illini August 31, 2026, 13:04:58 I’m not even sure I’d give him another start but I don’t know the options - CanHartlebHireSnider August 30, 2026, 20:11:09 Colin Rea isn’t good and has had a few clunkers, but in general I at least trust him… - OB25 August 30, 2026, 20:17:21 I’m not an Assad guy but I’m willing to give him more of a shot this month than Shota* - CanHartlebHireSnider August 30, 2026, 20:23:29 Thank god the Mets didn’t want to trade Matthew Allan. - OB25 August 30, 2026, 19:05:21 lol at cincy not challenging what would’ve been strike 3 - illini21 August 30, 2026, 19:02:22 Saw PCA trending on Twitter so was scrolling through a bunch of the posts - OB25 August 29, 2026, 20:18:49 He’s abrasive. They know they would love him if he was on their team. * - Toonces August 30, 2026, 00:52:59 I chalk it up to Brewers inferiority complex. - KingTalkyTiki August 29, 2026, 22:25:35 Brewers fans, Cardinals fans and White Sox fans are the holy trinity of absurd PCA hate - CanHartlebHireSnider August 29, 2026, 20:30:57 I'm OK with it from those 3 fanbases. I want our rivals to hate our best player - IlliniSax05 August 29, 2026, 20:34:31 Absolutely. It makes sports fun* - illini21 August 30, 2026, 19:07:37 I don’t think I’ve ever really hated a Brewers player? Annoyed by Yelich but never hate. - JFG August 29, 2026, 21:47:32 ryan braun is a piece of garbage. * - baconface August 30, 2026, 20:11:42 So does Pete have a real shot at the 40 40 club?* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes August 29, 2026, 19:15:01 HR’s he certainly should get pretty easily, surprisingly the SB’s look to be the hard part.* - OB25 August 29, 2026, 19:41:38 He could get more steals if he stopped hitting the ball over the fence* - RVA August 29, 2026, 20:17:00 I say yes. He needs 4 HRs and 8 SBs with 28 games to play - IlliniSax05 August 29, 2026, 19:18:03 When PCA was a prospect was he thought of as a 20-25 HR guy or am I misremembering?* - illini21 August 29, 2026, 17:13:42 Gonna get a shot at #4 vs. a position player here* - OB25 August 29, 2026, 15:56:48 Derp* - OB25 August 29, 2026, 16:00:53 3 with Sammy in the house. He also just missed one for 4* - CanHartlebHireSnider August 29, 2026, 15:37:08 Meanwhile, Shohei’s scheduled return to the mound has been called off at least for the time being* - OB25 August 29, 2026, 15:49:49 He's pretty darn good at baseball.* - KingTalkyTiki August 29, 2026, 15:40:11 Hopefully that inning unlocks Zeferjahn* - CanHartlebHireSnider August 29, 2026, 15:10:37 Gausman is throwing some BP worthy stuff here.* - Toonces August 29, 2026, 14:26:19 He heard me and locked in.* - Toonces August 29, 2026, 14:29:40 Ivy costing the Cubs a run is pretty on brand for this last week. Can’t catch a break.* - OB25 August 29, 2026, 14:19:18 Every time you think PCA is struggling for a stretch he drops a mega-game on you. - OB25 August 29, 2026, 13:52:52 Haha maybe the lesson is that he’s just good and not really struggling - CanHartlebHireSnider August 29, 2026, 13:54:43 Yeah I’m guilty of still being in disbelief that he turned into this… - OB25 August 29, 2026, 14:04:48 Crazy 9th inning in Phillies game - OB25 August 28, 2026, 23:32:43 Sigh (again).* - OB25 August 28, 2026, 15:06:48 We suck again.* - Warrin'_Illini August 28, 2026, 15:09:44 Trickle down effect of Dansby injuryhas cost them a couple games recently. - OB25 August 28, 2026, 15:16:32 I almost said we have been in trouble since Dansby went down. - Warrin'_Illini August 28, 2026, 15:21:37 Feels like Busch might be starting to get some of his slug back. - OB25 August 28, 2026, 14:27:49 Bregman with a decent shot to get to .800 OPS and 25 HRs this season, which would have seemed crazy - Herman Blume August 28, 2026, 13:50:23 Love it. Was convinced he was washed pre-ASB.* - Warrin'_Illini August 28, 2026, 14:51:36 What a disappointment Zeferjahn has been. Let’s erase this road trip from our memory.* - OB25 August 26, 2026, 16:49:46 Funny/sad to me that they finally put resources to relievers in the offseason and the deadline. - Carl Spackler August 26, 2026, 20:02:23 I don't know if I've had a Love-Hate relationship as stark with any other Cubs squad.... - KingTalkyTiki August 26, 2026, 16:55:19 Looking like Ben Brown won't be pitching the rest of the year* - RVA August 26, 2026, 13:22:03 Him and Steele always felt like log shots to me. I’m not sold on Cabrera having a real role either. - OB25 August 26, 2026, 13:54:40 Lucky Benjamin not so lucky. :(* - KingTalkyTiki August 26, 2026, 13:24:08 What a terrible loss that was. Could feel the vibe shift when Palencia beaned that guy.* - Warrin'_Illini August 26, 2026, 08:36:48 Hanging changeup. Brutal loss.* - CanHartlebHireSnider August 25, 2026, 23:23:58 What a painful trio of losses in the last 5 days. Wow.* - OB25 August 25, 2026, 23:18:05 SIFUAB.* - KingTalkyTiki August 25, 2026, 23:17:30 Last 2 games from Gausman and Holmes is certainly what you hoped for at the deadline* - OB25 August 25, 2026, 22:32:42 Well shit* - OB25 August 25, 2026, 22:53:44 I’m not sure anyone on the opening day roster makes a postseason start - CanHartlebHireSnider August 25, 2026, 22:33:44 Brewers drop a game, gotta take advantage.* - Carl Spackler August 25, 2026, 21:30:31 Happer closing in on Top 10 in Cubs homers* - CanHartlebHireSnider August 25, 2026, 21:29:43 Man, when are they gonna move him down in the order?* - Herman Blume August 25, 2026, 21:45:57 Cubs playing in the 2027 Little League Classic (Wisch) - illini21 August 23, 2026, 19:50:31 Bad week for Mariners’ run differential* - Herman Blume August 23, 2026, 18:46:54 Is Ramirez good or just a 40 man guy?* - opossum jenkins August 23, 2026, 18:07:01 40/40 watch for Pete is legit* - CanHartlebHireSnider August 23, 2026, 17:51:37 As amazing as he’s been, he actually may be the 2nd best player in the NLright now* - LeatherneckIllini August 23, 2026, 17:56:10 Ok man* - CanHartlebHireSnider August 23, 2026, 17:57:13 Oh man is right…. - LeatherneckIllini August 23, 2026, 17:58:58 Wow awesome! - CanHartlebHireSnider August 23, 2026, 18:01:07 FOUR FOR FIVE WITH ANOTHER HOMER TODAY. - LeatherneckIllini August 23, 2026, 18:23:07 na - IlliniSax05 August 23, 2026, 18:54:54 Still 14 behind PCA - IlliniSax05 August 23, 2026, 18:54:54 People are calling him the Chris Paddack of hitters* - Herman Blume August 23, 2026, 19:27:21 Woof* - opossum jenkins August 23, 2026, 17:50:14 Needed that one from Ian* - OB25 August 23, 2026, 16:17:45 Down to only a 2 game lead for the home wild card spot. Was just 6 games very recently. - OB25 August 22, 2026, 20:57:14 Cubs have the tiebreaker so more like 3 games but not fun to be close to the them than Milwaukee* - CanHartlebHireSnider August 23, 2026, 17:53:14 Oh my god, Cardinals give up six in bottom of 9th to give Phillies another win* - OB25 August 23, 2026, 15:21:12 Ow my balls* - illini21 August 22, 2026, 20:54:04 Wow. Cant get Leo Rivas out* - CanHartlebHireSnider August 22, 2026, 20:53:54 Oh my god. Killed by Leo Rivas again* - OB25 August 22, 2026, 20:53:47 The David Peterson trade was a heck of a move. I’d consider re-signing him as Shota replacement* - OB25 August 22, 2026, 20:03:43 Huge pick-me-up HR’s from Bregman and Busch after that PCA mistake.* - OB25 August 22, 2026, 19:48:46 Need to hold this lead. Could have had 4 HRs with Amaya and PCAs - CanHartlebHireSnider August 22, 2026, 19:51:10 That is a frustrating loss. Hopefully Kade finds the jump from AA tough tomorrow* - CanHartlebHireSnider August 22, 2026, 00:09:21 God dammit zefferjahn. At least look to 3rd. You had him - IlliniSax05 August 22, 2026, 00:04:21 Bregman is gonna be the 2nd most beloved player on this team lmao* - CanHartlebHireSnider August 21, 2026, 23:37:36 Very frustrating one tonight. 1-13 w/RISP, many of those with multiple guys on* - OB25 August 21, 2026, 23:21:53 And a .130 hitter wins it. Damn.* - OB25 August 22, 2026, 00:06:30 Now like 1-17. Fucking terrible ABs - IlliniSax05 August 21, 2026, 23:57:46 BREGMAN* - OB25 August 21, 2026, 23:36:48 I need to know what Craig sees in Happ to keep slotting him in at 5th in the lineup - IlliniSax05 August 21, 2026, 21:58:28 According to AI, so take it with a grain of salt, but in his last 30 games Happ is hitting... - IlliniSax05 August 22, 2026, 00:29:23 And in the last 2 weeks he's hitting .286/.348/.548 - CanHartlebHireSnider August 22, 2026, 01:13:30 Yuck* - opossum jenkins August 21, 2026, 21:48:09 Palencia back, Assad to Iowa, Arias added, and Miller DFA* - CanHartlebHireSnider August 21, 2026, 18:14:14 Top pitching prospect in baseball (Kade Anderson) being called up to face the Cubs on Saturday - OB25 August 20, 2026, 19:57:12 Bummer. Going to the game tonight. Would’ve been cool to see his debut. - MC August 21, 2026, 08:43:56 There's no way this dude will hit 4 home runs off us. Bet.* - Warrin'_Illini August 21, 2026, 08:28:54 Shelby Miller dominating for Iowa is pretty incredible. - CanHartlebHireSnider August 19, 2026, 00:13:27 Every fucking time it’s Kelly’s slow ass on 2B with 2nd catcher burned lol* - CanHartlebHireSnider August 18, 2026, 23:38:06 Brutal throw, I was expecting a close play at home.* - OB25 August 18, 2026, 23:42:34 Yeah throw was non competitive. I think Kelly would’ve made it this time cause it was 2 outs - CanHartlebHireSnider August 18, 2026, 23:49:56 Weather update - OB25 August 18, 2026, 22:11:05 I live 4.1 miles south and it WAS raining. Suck it Wisch!* - Warrin'_Illini August 19, 2026, 08:42:22 Of course. And, thank goodness he extended the decimal to the tenths place* - UofIL6 August 18, 2026, 22:13:16 Meanwhile, the Brewers have taken the lead. - complainant August 18, 2026, 21:52:24 What the fuck was that, Busch* - Carl Spackler August 18, 2026, 21:46:40 Javier Assad is a guy who will never have metrics that accurately portray his value. - OB25 August 18, 2026, 21:41:35 There was definitely a long stretch where he was pretty bad - CanHartlebHireSnider August 18, 2026, 21:53:03 I’m grading him on a curve for being a guy that’s up and down at the very back end of the roster. - OB25 August 18, 2026, 22:23:41 I have a soft spot for Javier Assad. I know what his FIP and WAR and all that say. - Carl Spackler August 18, 2026, 21:40:40 Heh, similar thoughts from me obviously.* - OB25 August 18, 2026, 21:42:00 Hundo p* - Herman Blume August 18, 2026, 21:41:33 T-Storm on the way, gonna have a rain delay.* - Carl Spackler August 18, 2026, 21:38:49 Getting sick of Suzuki constantly taking 1st pitch fastballs down the pipe in clutch situations. - OB25 August 18, 2026, 21:34:39 Agreed - IlliniSax05 August 18, 2026, 21:37:10 Swings at the first pitch less than 10% of the time. And teams know it.* - Carl Spackler August 18, 2026, 21:37:05 Alright, thanks for the easy free passes, let's capitalize.* - Carl Spackler August 18, 2026, 21:27:02 Great professional AB by Bregman against a tough pitcher.* - OB25 August 18, 2026, 21:35:13 Miguel Amaya has had 3 atrocious ABs in a row going back to last night* - Carl Spackler August 18, 2026, 20:30:49 406 ft on that HR sure doesn’t feel right* - OB25 August 18, 2026, 20:01:30 25% aided by the wind* - timmer August 18, 2026, 20:41:16 Marlins dude sitting behind home plate and has done nothing but stare at his phone all game - IlliniSax05 August 18, 2026, 19:56:49 For the attention. - SurfTheBoneyard August 18, 2026, 20:38:27 0-2 to a walk. Great AB Pete.* - Toonces August 18, 2026, 19:53:17 Geezy kreezy, Pete* - opossum jenkins August 18, 2026, 19:22:29 PCA continues to crater, with another HR!* - shua August 18, 2026, 19:20:33 PCA again* - illini21 August 18, 2026, 19:20:32 Benintendi followed up his HR with two of the worst at-bats you’ll ever see* - OB25 August 18, 2026, 19:16:22 Why is Craig starting Amaya so much the last few days? - IlliniSax05 August 18, 2026, 19:13:48 I hadn't realized Josh Baez is 0-16 since his 3-home run barrage. Matthew Boyd merchant confirmed* - Warrin'_Illini August 18, 2026, 11:20:31 I mean he’s smoked a lot of those baseballs* - CanHartlebHireSnider August 18, 2026, 12:09:36 Yeah he made 3 100+ EV outs in game 1 of the DH yesterday* - CWR10 August 18, 2026, 12:21:31 Exactly... he does have some Ks, but when he makes contact, he smokes it.* - uofi1998 August 18, 2026, 14:04:32 I believe it; he definitely passes the eye test. I watched his first 3 ABs then said no more!* - Warrin'_Illini August 18, 2026, 12:16:21 Tuffy Rhodes trajectory* - VIV August 18, 2026, 11:28:43 This city's fans deserve two competitive teams, and games like last night... - KingTalkyTiki August 18, 2026, 10:20:42 ooo - IlliniSax05 August 18, 2026, 10:23:38 ...and that's before you get them drunk.* - KingTalkyTiki August 18, 2026, 10:33:26 PCA accumulated more WAR last night than Kyle Tucker has in 118 games played this season.* - OB25 August 18, 2026, 09:23:01 Now that is a fun stat* - illini21 August 18, 2026, 13:56:44 He is really incredible. After last season's second half I expected him to improve - illini August 18, 2026, 09:27:08 Can only say this after it being a win, but what a great game that was.* - OB25 August 17, 2026, 22:33:41 Ridiculous game. Cubs batted the ball around and could only score a handful of runs - CanHartlebHireSnider August 17, 2026, 22:52:57 That would have been an insanely frustrating loss. Thank god for the MVP* - CanHartlebHireSnider August 17, 2026, 22:30:26 30/30!* - Mrap24 August 17, 2026, 22:30:18 Think this PCA guy might still have it.* - Carl Spackler August 17, 2026, 22:29:44 These leadoff walks of completely uncompetitive pitches are driving me insane.* - Carl Spackler August 17, 2026, 22:15:27 Wasn’t the worst thing in that spot though.* - OB25 August 17, 2026, 22:18:48 I’d rather Alcantara hit over Almaya* - Mrap24 August 17, 2026, 22:10:43 I’d agree with this mostly just because of the speed and burning the 2nd C - CanHartlebHireSnider August 17, 2026, 22:31:49 Injuries really came into play there. No good options to take that at bat. - OB25 August 17, 2026, 22:12:55 Annoying AB against a guy with control issues.* - Carl Spackler August 17, 2026, 22:12:11 Just 2 putrid at bats after loading the bases* - Mrap24 August 17, 2026, 22:13:05 Loading the bases with Hicks pitching is not a good idea.* - Carl Spackler August 17, 2026, 22:09:09 Helps to have a hitter swing at pitches out of the zone.* - Carl Spackler August 17, 2026, 22:10:56 Another leadoff walk. 3 BBs for their 8 and 9 hitters that fucking suck.* - Carl Spackler August 17, 2026, 21:53:18 Hell of a game from PCA, exactly what I was hoping to see. Come on Seiya* - OB25 August 17, 2026, 21:44:34 It’d be nice if Zeferjahn stopped sucking* - Carl Spackler August 17, 2026, 21:31:00 Yes anytime he wants to be the poor man’s Mason Miller we thought we were getting would be good* - CanHartlebHireSnider August 17, 2026, 22:32:52 He’s ass* - Mrap24 August 17, 2026, 21:38:18 Lead off walks have been the killers tonight.* - OB25 August 17, 2026, 21:32:51 Also credit to Venables, I don’t think Counsell was ready for that pinch hit move. - OB25 August 17, 2026, 21:40:21 Dave Wischnowsky is in the bleachers* - Poldark August 17, 2026, 18:59:20 Whole bunch of Cubs roster moves - OB25 August 17, 2026, 17:53:45 Did Assad even make it to the Iowa 80 truckstop before he had to turn around?* - KingTalkyTiki August 17, 2026, 21:01:06 It doesn’t mean anything. They did the same thing with Ben Brown a week ago - CanHartlebHireSnider August 17, 2026, 18:47:59 Bet Cabrera's blister they'll milk for a few rehab starts. He looked horrible.* - Carl Spackler August 17, 2026, 17:58:41 When he’s back he’ll go straight to the pen - CanHartlebHireSnider August 17, 2026, 18:49:13 Dansby Swanson out 4-6 weeks per Jesse Rogers* - Poldark August 17, 2026, 15:19:34 Pretty much as expected. Sucks for the late season push. But probably back for playoffs - CanHartlebHireSnider August 17, 2026, 15:26:14 Oblique? That's what I thought when I saw it* - bjl63 August 17, 2026, 15:32:48 MLB related. Padres sale is done… - LeatherneckIllini August 17, 2026, 12:32:00 Silver lining to the Cubs majorly hurting the division dream these last 4 days… - OB25 August 16, 2026, 18:13:01 Could you please overreact more?* - Illiniphil August 16, 2026, 20:26:02 Hmm this was me saying why people should be content with getting the top wild card.* - OB25 August 16, 2026, 20:35:31 They are 5 games out of first in the division, same as they were going into the week. - Illiniphil August 17, 2026, 07:12:59 Because the week started with the Brewers going 0-3 and Cubs 2-0 with MIL heading for 4 at LA - OB25 August 17, 2026, 09:29:27 this week was a big chance for them to pick up a couple games on the brewers and they didn't - IlliniSax05 August 17, 2026, 07:39:39 So is this week. And next week. And the week after that.* - Illiniphil August 17, 2026, 08:40:03 every week isn't the same. the opponents each team plays matter - IlliniSax05 August 17, 2026, 08:59:14 And PCA is “cratering,” in a game in which he homered* - Herman Blume August 16, 2026, 23:29:33 Don't understand why Cabrera is still in with like 5 long men in the pen.* - Carl Spackler August 16, 2026, 15:22:21 He has been quite disappointing.* - Toonces August 16, 2026, 15:26:36 Craig always waits too long to pull pitchers - IlliniSax05 August 16, 2026, 15:26:13 he certainly has the last few days.* - Ari Gold August 16, 2026, 15:36:50 uh oh. Swanson got hurt on that swing. Triantos pinch hitting* - DanSaint August 16, 2026, 14:56:30 Prayed for Edward Cabrera to stop sucking. No change.* - OB25 August 16, 2026, 14:21:04 Either there is no God or Cabrera is beyond the help of an all powerful entity* - KingTalkyTiki August 16, 2026, 15:35:35 Watching him pitch has been an absolutely miserable experience all season. - OB25 August 16, 2026, 15:20:25 Assad optioned to make room for Cabrera - CanHartlebHireSnider August 16, 2026, 12:28:05 even Cub fans have to be happy for that kid. What a debut* - bbonb August 16, 2026, 07:55:02 Video out there somewhere about all his minor league teammates watching TV/going nuts. - osklister August 16, 2026, 12:45:10 Baez should just retire now. - timmer August 15, 2026, 17:19:35 The Cubs would give up 3 HR to a guy in his MLB debut who happens to be a Cardinal. Yuck * - MC August 15, 2026, 15:23:16 Almost went spur of the moment yesterday - KingTalkyTiki August 16, 2026, 11:29:08 ...or today either. Thank fucking God.* - KingTalkyTiki August 16, 2026, 15:33:30 You guys are going to the playoffs. It’s just a nice footnote in a 100+ year rivalry. * - uofi1998 August 16, 2026, 10:24:42 They should have just intentionally walked him. - Dilbert August 16, 2026, 08:48:14 Once again Craig right on top of things with the pitching changes - IlliniSax05 August 15, 2026, 15:01:38 My god. * - illini August 15, 2026, 14:58:11 amazing that boyd was allowed to pitch to him again?!* - Ari Gold August 15, 2026, 14:58:08 Joshua Baez. 2-2 2 Hrs and 4 RBIs in his major league debut* - DanSaint August 15, 2026, 14:28:47 Again! 3-3* - Philo August 15, 2026, 14:57:49 This is the Cubs thread.* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes August 15, 2026, 14:51:52 BFIB no longer have enough enthusiasm to create their own thread.* - KingTalkyTiki August 15, 2026, 17:06:29 I was out all day. - SurfTheBoneyard August 16, 2026, 10:30:04 never called myself a BFIB. In fact I detest that phrase* - DanSaint August 15, 2026, 17:10:56 but they are playing the Cubs...so it is technically Cubs related* - DanSaint August 15, 2026, 14:52:42 Really annoying that the Dodgers blew a 2 run in the 9th to MIL last night. Because if not… - OB25 August 14, 2026, 15:56:24 You and me both. We are on fire.* - LeatherneckIllini August 15, 2026, 09:31:24 Cubs game halfway done in 62 minutes. Dueling perfect games through mid 5th* - OB25 August 14, 2026, 14:22:37 Attaboy Nico.* - Warrin'_Illini August 14, 2026, 14:27:30 Almost the same game two days in a row. Except Gausman blew up in the 5th* - CanHartlebHireSnider August 14, 2026, 14:23:33 Halfway to a dual no-hitter.* - Warrin'_Illini August 14, 2026, 14:22:36 Cabrera starting Sunday* - Tortillini August 14, 2026, 12:10:40 Wonder how they'll juggle the rotation.* - Carl Spackler August 14, 2026, 12:24:40 Thank you David Peterson for stabilizing the rotation when needed* - CanHartlebHireSnider August 14, 2026, 13:07:51 Bump him to the pen? Piggy back? 6 man? Lots of starters in the pen right now. - Carl Spackler August 14, 2026, 13:46:55 Craig said it will be a 5 man until Sep. 1 at least - CanHartlebHireSnider August 14, 2026, 13:50:04 I love this Cubs team, particularly post-trade deadline. The ceiling is the roof.* - Warrin'_Illini August 13, 2026, 08:37:17 Yeah. Feels like this is the year to go all in* - opossum jenkins August 13, 2026, 10:50:15 Watching a Mexican close it out in front of "Trump Was Right About Everything"... - KingTalkyTiki August 12, 2026, 20:55:01 To be fair, I don't think he was watching. He was too busy scrolling Truth Social - tvillini August 13, 2026, 10:30:03 He also tucks his jersey in - IlliniSax05 August 12, 2026, 20:59:34 *Chefs kiss* My buddy and I were debating if the desiccated husk of a person... - KingTalkyTiki August 13, 2026, 10:13:58 Turns out it was his brother. Seems they were Nationals "Fans of the Year" before the MAGA brainrot. - KingTalkyTiki August 13, 2026, 10:41:33 Who are you guys talking about?* - illini21 August 13, 2026, 10:29:17 there was a dude sitting in the first row directly behind home plate - IlliniSax05 August 13, 2026, 11:27:59 lololol* - illini21 August 14, 2026, 13:53:45 Was it these guys? - Tortillini August 13, 2026, 11:50:26 It is... - KingTalkyTiki August 13, 2026, 11:57:53 lol that Bregman is gonna end with like a 4 win season* - CanHartlebHireSnider August 12, 2026, 20:25:39 I used to make fun of Happ’s gold gloves but he’s been earning it for a while now.* - Toonces August 12, 2026, 20:13:28 Something about Assad’s shape looks off* - opossum jenkins August 12, 2026, 20:13:03 He looks like he’s slimmed down a bit.* - Toonces August 12, 2026, 20:14:46 Wakey wakey, eggs and breggy.* - Toonces August 12, 2026, 19:02:00 And again. Liking this 2nd half Bregman* - Carl Spackler August 12, 2026, 19:45:47 And again!* - Carl Spackler August 12, 2026, 20:24:57 HFS! Unbelievable.* - Toonces August 12, 2026, 20:25:42 Your welcome Cubs fans. SWEEP* - LeatherneckIllini August 12, 2026, 19:01:42 you're* - assassin August 12, 2026, 19:03:58 welcome* - LeatherneckIllini August 12, 2026, 20:25:25 I have mixed emotions as I'm a long-time diehard Cub fan and my fiancée is a Brewer fan - ibdoc August 12, 2026, 09:10:52 Padres up 5-0. Heading to the 3rd. Let’s go Pads!* - CanHartlebHireSnider August 11, 2026, 21:18:08 HAPP-DOINK* - memyselfandillini August 11, 2026, 20:30:32 Bomb* - opossum jenkins August 11, 2026, 18:32:03 If the Cubs are going to make a run at the division, this feels like a critical week - OB25 August 10, 2026, 19:44:00 MIL went 6-0 in the regular season last year vs LA….. so yeah - QcIlliniFan August 11, 2026, 08:25:01 Good start. Miller was kind of losing it too* - CanHartlebHireSnider August 10, 2026, 23:04:07 Shelby Miller made a rehab appearance in Iowa. Had no anticipation he’d be even close this year* - CanHartlebHireSnider August 9, 2026, 15:29:56 Cheers to Jed on a great trade deadline. This team can win the World Series.* - Toonces August 9, 2026, 15:04:37 4.5 back. Still 7 left with the Brewers. Get within 3 by labor day* - CanHartlebHireSnider August 7, 2026, 21:50:24 Trent Thornton/Caleb Thielbar coming in to shepherd a lead is my nightmare. These guys suck.* - Carl Spackler August 7, 2026, 21:32:35 Jacob Webb, on the other hand, has become a legit weapon.* - OB25 August 7, 2026, 21:47:04 Relievers are volatile, yards yada, but a cheap $2.5MM club option in 2027 too* - Carl Spackler August 8, 2026, 10:26:52 It’s getting dangerously close to DFA territory with Thielbar. - OB25 August 7, 2026, 21:35:33 Hopefully neither is around in September really - CanHartlebHireSnider August 7, 2026, 21:37:14 What’s the hold up? - opossum jenkins August 8, 2026, 07:35:36 There hasn't really been a timetable on any of them. - CanHartlebHireSnider August 8, 2026, 10:20:49 106 mph line drive off Gausman’s ankle in 1st inning of 1st start. Cool cool cool. - OB25 August 7, 2026, 19:24:46 He has been dominant ever since.* - OB25 August 7, 2026, 20:31:39 Love how fast he works.* - Carl Spackler August 7, 2026, 20:46:14 And gave up HR to next batter after my post. I’ll stop talking now* - OB25 August 7, 2026, 20:33:17 Love a Friday night game. Normally stuck in meetings for 1:20 starts.* - Warrin'_Illini August 7, 2026, 10:16:42 Jeff Passan story on why the Tigers took the Dodgers deal. 0.00000000000000000000% - Carl Spackler August 7, 2026, 09:13:58 Nothing in that story really disputes anything I've said - CanHartlebHireSnider August 7, 2026, 09:56:01 “I was wrong”. It’s OK! We all are sometimes! You can say it!* - Carl Spackler August 7, 2026, 09:58:43 My dude I say I was wrong all the time lol. I said like 5 posts down of mine in this thread - CanHartlebHireSnider August 7, 2026, 10:03:41 This is kind of funny. - CanHartlebHireSnider August 7, 2026, 10:36:17 lulz* - chorizo August 7, 2026, 10:01:15 Fuckin Petey man...* - baconface August 6, 2026, 16:43:50 MVPete - IlliniSax05 August 6, 2026, 16:42:29 nice!* - shua August 6, 2026, 16:41:34 LOL, one of the more interesting walk-offs i've seen* - Gene Parmesan August 6, 2026, 16:42:19 Hmm not sure if I’d even want this to be overturned? Weird challenge* - OB25 August 6, 2026, 16:37:09 WHAT ARE WE DOING. What a bad send* - OB25 August 6, 2026, 16:40:24 Quintin owes PCA a nice steak dinner* - OB25 August 6, 2026, 16:42:31 Fucking awful - IlliniSax05 August 6, 2026, 16:41:30 Yeah that was very bad. Now please get bailed out* - Carl Spackler August 6, 2026, 16:41:24 Please don’t regret not capitalizing in the 10th* - Carl Spackler August 6, 2026, 16:29:31 We are 5+ years into this, and I still HATE the extra inning format* - bjl63 August 6, 2026, 16:35:54 I love it. It's the regular season, let's wrap this up.* - Warrin'_Illini August 6, 2026, 16:46:57 Sweet sassy molassey* - OB25 August 6, 2026, 16:10:13 Man, Dylan Cease. Eloy should have been enough for the greedy Sox.* - Warrin'_Illini August 6, 2026, 15:26:31 He’s had a strange, and honestly much less impressive, career than I thought he has. - OB25 August 6, 2026, 15:50:46 I knew the Cubs defense was awesome but I didn’t know it was THAT awesome. - Carl Spackler August 6, 2026, 14:41:38 It’s why they’re #1 in position player WAR by a good amount - CanHartlebHireSnider August 6, 2026, 15:41:19 Seiya is the weirdest one, out of nowhere went from a bad defender to a very good one.* - OB25 August 6, 2026, 14:46:45 What % would we put on him being resigned in the offseason? - KingTalkyTiki August 6, 2026, 15:04:42 My best guess is it depends on how the end of the season/playoffs go for him. - OB25 August 6, 2026, 15:39:03 It's so fun to watch. Dansby makes SS look like the easiest thing on earth.* - Warrin'_Illini August 6, 2026, 14:46:25 Tough break to have 1 game vs. Toronto and draw a Cease start* - OB25 August 6, 2026, 14:03:32 I guess it's fair, he was supposed to start in the rainout - RVA August 6, 2026, 14:08:20 oOo - KingTalkyTiki August 6, 2026, 13:17:28 Could we please have dominant Skenes tonight? - Illiniphil August 5, 2026, 17:28:05 It’s wild that Skenes has been so bad - CanHartlebHireSnider August 5, 2026, 23:14:03 Narrator...* - Carl Spackler August 5, 2026, 21:20:12 Dodgers 4-8 since July 23rd - KingTalkyTiki August 5, 2026, 16:32:47 Can we get him to go to Milwaukee and Green Bay? - Illiniphil August 5, 2026, 17:25:17 Got close but awesome sweep. What a run the last few weeks have been - CanHartlebHireSnider August 5, 2026, 16:27:37 0-6 stretch for LA is also great because it greatly improves odds of MIL as 1 seed - OB25 August 5, 2026, 17:54:14 F the Dodgers so hard. What a series.* - Warrin'_Illini August 5, 2026, 16:31:34 I heard they ruined baseball* - opossum jenkins August 5, 2026, 17:13:21 Ok hurry up and get through the top of the 5th before the storms hit* - OB25 August 5, 2026, 14:42:39 MV-PCA Part 2 - jeez - have a game young man! * - aimlessillini August 5, 2026, 14:42:02 MVPCA* - Gene Parmesan August 5, 2026, 13:30:11 Say it again!* - Warrin'_Illini August 5, 2026, 14:41:43 2-2, HR and a double* - Gene Parmesan August 5, 2026, 14:02:13 GodDAMN!* - KingTalkyTiki August 5, 2026, 14:43:44 3-3, 2 HRs and a double - IlliniSax05 August 5, 2026, 14:41:56 Brewers beat writer says the Brewers offered Luis Pena plus at least one other top 100 hitter - CanHartlebHireSnider August 5, 2026, 09:21:44 0.0000000000000000000000000%* - Carl Spackler August 5, 2026, 16:41:41 Saw somewhere that the LAD pieces were a better fit for Detroit - RVA August 5, 2026, 11:51:16 Seems like cope - CanHartlebHireSnider August 5, 2026, 12:05:33 If DET intentionally took lesser prospects to make Skubal happy, the FO should be run out of town - John Coctostan August 5, 2026, 13:14:55 Sure, maybe, but why doesn't the Detroit front office get agency? - RVA August 5, 2026, 12:48:16 They do get agency - CanHartlebHireSnider August 5, 2026, 13:08:31 I trust your prospect evaluation so why do we think this is happening? - Warrin'_Illini August 5, 2026, 12:35:08 Well the reporting is that the Tigers simply believed that LA had the most to offer - CanHartlebHireSnider August 5, 2026, 12:59:05 Fair enough. LA's roster is just unbelievable, make this sweep very satisfying.* - Warrin'_Illini August 5, 2026, 16:40:36 16 over. Season high. Beat Skubal. Go for the sweep against the Dodger tomorrow - CanHartlebHireSnider August 4, 2026, 21:39:53 fun game to be at, especially once the loudmouth dodger fans behind us left* - Gene Parmesan August 4, 2026, 23:19:37 Seemed awesome on tv, JD kept noting how much the crowd was buzzing all game.* - Warrin'_Illini August 5, 2026, 08:51:11 More like Terrible Skubal.* - Toonces August 4, 2026, 21:15:12 Tarrible Skrubal.* - Warrin'_Illini August 5, 2026, 08:38:31 It would be amazing if he turned into a tire fire for the rest of the year. - Illiniphil August 5, 2026, 07:22:27 He actually pitched pretty well last night. Unfortunately for him, the Cubs have - Warrin'_Illini August 5, 2026, 08:48:05 Out dueled by Javier Badass-ad, as expected* - Herman Blume August 4, 2026, 22:02:18 Skik Tarubal* - RVA August 4, 2026, 21:19:05 More like Tarik Boo-bal.* - IlliniSax05 August 4, 2026, 21:17:22 WTF was that slide, Seiya? - IlliniSax05 August 4, 2026, 20:40:17 Great day. 5.5 back. Reinforcements coming. Let’s do this* - CanHartlebHireSnider August 3, 2026, 21:50:15 Carson actually challenged the pitch on offense. Cubs are learning* - CanHartlebHireSnider August 3, 2026, 21:06:49 One of the worst at bats I’ve ever seen by bregman* - Mrap24 August 3, 2026, 21:02:17 Autofill? - IlliniSax05 August 3, 2026, 21:17:52 Thankfully some great ABs around him.* - Carl Spackler August 3, 2026, 21:06:30 Yep. Great at bat by Kelly!!* - Mrap24 August 3, 2026, 21:07:11 Holy crap what a bomb by Teoscar. If you told me it went 475 I’d believe you* - OB25 August 3, 2026, 20:43:57 That had to feel awesome for Seiya* - CanHartlebHireSnider August 3, 2026, 20:41:29 Jaguar!* - Toonces August 3, 2026, 19:41:38 Nice to finally see the power flash one time for Alcantara* - OB25 August 3, 2026, 19:41:16 Boyd looking sharp* - opossum jenkins August 3, 2026, 19:08:35 Thank you - I try* - NastyBoyd August 3, 2026, 20:23:59 Dodgers with one more acquisition… - LeatherneckIllini August 3, 2026, 18:52:47 I’d be pretty annoyed if I were a Brewers fan. - OB25 August 3, 2026, 18:11:40 Same. Very underwhelming.* - voiceofreason August 3, 2026, 18:38:33 Yup* - Carl Spackler August 3, 2026, 18:23:18 Everything works for the Brewers but I agree - CanHartlebHireSnider August 3, 2026, 18:14:51 Padres get Casey Mize. Interesting* - UofIL6 August 3, 2026, 17:03:18 Son of HOF'er Johnny Mize. - osklister August 3, 2026, 18:32:55 <Leather> I think you mean future Hall of Famer Casey Mize <Leather>* - GMAW August 3, 2026, 17:06:44 AJ rolling again. Get Pivetta back and maybe Musgrove and in a good place* - LeatherneckIllini August 3, 2026, 17:06:19 In a perfect spot to lose to the Cubs again* - GMAW August 3, 2026, 17:07:21 lol* - GMAW August 3, 2026, 17:07:00 sounds like Nootbaar has been traded* - DanSaint August 3, 2026, 16:44:33 For a Charleston Chew and a 3 Musketeers?* - Illiniphil August 3, 2026, 18:41:46 going to Arizona* - DanSaint August 3, 2026, 16:49:47 So which guys are starters and which are relievers? I’m not familiar with most of these guys* - shua August 3, 2026, 16:26:58 Zeferjahn is a reliever. Clay Holmes was a reliever now a starter, Gausman is a starter - CanHartlebHireSnider August 3, 2026, 16:32:18 Not sure how they’ll handle it but I like that they could have the depth to stack 2 SP’s in October - OB25 August 3, 2026, 16:41:49 If Steele is healthy I assume he’ll be giving short burst outings too* - CanHartlebHireSnider August 3, 2026, 16:58:00 Forgot about Steele. I’ll also say that Peterson vs. Imanaga the next 2 months will be interesting. - OB25 August 3, 2026, 17:09:39 Provided they’re healthy the pitching options are really good mix and matching in the playoffs - CanHartlebHireSnider August 3, 2026, 17:13:05 Maybe Ben Brown too* - CanHartlebHireSnider August 3, 2026, 16:58:09 Giants close to acquiring Marcelo Mayer from Giants for Erik Miller - DanSaint August 3, 2026, 16:23:59 Ok dream Sep 1 Cubs roster - CanHartlebHireSnider August 3, 2026, 16:00:07 Per Heyman: Holmes and Tyrone Taylor to Cubs for Rojas pending physicals - DanSaint August 3, 2026, 15:48:45 Holmes to Cubs * - MC August 3, 2026, 15:48:12 Ok I was wrong. For Rojas and with Tyrone Taylor. Glad to get another starter* - CanHartlebHireSnider August 3, 2026, 15:48:47 Also for personally I might take Rojas over Zyhir Hope - CanHartlebHireSnider August 3, 2026, 15:51:56 Love both of those guys. Holmes is a dog. Taylor is on the mother of all heaters right now. Will be - voiceofreason August 3, 2026, 16:17:48 Guessing Cubs don't do much more - CanHartlebHireSnider August 3, 2026, 15:36:34 Once again, cost controlled starting pitching deemed too expensive* - Carl Spackler August 3, 2026, 15:42:27 The return for Adley Rutschman is (on paper) one of the biggest overpays you’ll ever see. - OB25 August 3, 2026, 15:25:00 Zeferjahn to Cubs. Not sure about Detmers * - MC August 3, 2026, 14:49:51 Ballesteros and Mason McGwire* - UofIL6 August 3, 2026, 15:06:15 Whoa Ballesteros. Man, that star faded fast* - Carl Spackler August 3, 2026, 15:41:01 Yeah sad to see Mo Baller drop this far. McGwire gets to go home* - CanHartlebHireSnider August 3, 2026, 15:07:39 Hopefully Cerami didn't get confused on Angels pitchers but Zeferjahn is a great add* - CanHartlebHireSnider August 3, 2026, 14:56:47 Cards trade Dustin May and JoJo Romero to Brewers. No word on return* - DanSaint August 3, 2026, 14:40:52 Ragsdale and Fries going to St. Louis from Milwaukee. Damn good return - DanSaint August 3, 2026, 14:58:21 You want fries with that?* - SurfTheBoneyard August 3, 2026, 15:25:31 Cubs are acquiring Braxton Garrett* - CanHartlebHireSnider August 3, 2026, 14:14:28 Need to see what’s left after the injuries. I liked him quite a bit in previous seasons * - MC August 3, 2026, 14:26:49 Jonathan Long and Jace Beck. 2 older minor leaguers* - UofIL6 August 3, 2026, 14:18:47 Luke Weaver to Pirates* - OB25 August 3, 2026, 14:09:53 Cerami says Detmers to Cubs. LFG!* - CanHartlebHireSnider August 3, 2026, 13:47:48 Cerami says he's standing by this. Never been wrong before* - CanHartlebHireSnider August 3, 2026, 14:17:41 Guessing it’s similar to Carrabis “breaking” the Rutschman trade… - OB25 August 3, 2026, 14:30:10 Oh no Rogers throwing cold water on this. Never seen Cerami be wrong before* - CanHartlebHireSnider August 3, 2026, 14:02:14 Dammit* - OB25 August 3, 2026, 14:03:03 My hope is that Cerami just jumped the gun? - CanHartlebHireSnider August 3, 2026, 14:11:35 Jesse Rogers says no deal * - MC August 3, 2026, 14:01:23 Now a get a reliever and this a great deadline. Got the two legit starters needed* - CanHartlebHireSnider August 3, 2026, 13:50:32 Per X, Cubs get Detmers - UofIL6 August 3, 2026, 13:47:15 From Chatham, IL. Probably a Cardinals fan. - Warrin'_Illini August 3, 2026, 13:49:26 I'm sure it was talked about here and I didn't see it, but I saw something about how the Dodgers... - tvillini August 3, 2026, 13:34:30 15 years ago when Frank McCourt was using the team as his personal piggybank - CanHartlebHireSnider August 3, 2026, 13:41:34 OK, that's basically what I saw. I guess my issue is, I don't know how you fix it. - tvillini August 3, 2026, 13:54:11 ooo - dk August 3, 2026, 13:40:20 That's what I saw. - tvillini August 3, 2026, 13:52:13 Oh man the Dodgers are getting Bubic. I love Bubic - CanHartlebHireSnider August 3, 2026, 13:21:11 They’re 100% gonna resign him before the CBA expires like Skubal - CanHartlebHireSnider August 3, 2026, 13:22:17 It is really going to suck if there is no baseball next year.* - Warrin'_Illini August 3, 2026, 13:23:55 Oh there’ll be baseball next year - CanHartlebHireSnider August 3, 2026, 13:27:04 I hope youre right.* - Warrin'_Illini August 3, 2026, 13:40:07 Padres are adding (just got Robbie Ray) so I don’t think any real impact relievers are available.* - OB25 August 3, 2026, 13:08:20 Weaver is* - DanSaint August 3, 2026, 13:08:53 He’s had a great 4 months but doesn’t have a track record I would trust. - OB25 August 3, 2026, 13:15:12 Scott?* - opossum jenkins August 3, 2026, 13:10:52 DeGrom invoking his no trade clause. Would have been cool if the Cubs could’ve landed him* - CanHartlebHireSnider August 3, 2026, 12:58:10 *pokes Cubs front office** - ISeeDeadHawkeyes August 3, 2026, 12:32:59 I thought it was Wednesday but today is indeed the day to make it happen.* - Warrin'_Illini August 3, 2026, 12:37:24 Rutschman to Red Sox deal is in the final stages. What a disastrous rebuild by the Orioles* - OB25 August 3, 2026, 11:58:19 white soxesque.* - Ari Gold August 3, 2026, 12:12:22 i wonder if they keep it going and Holliday is moved. Is maybe Gunner moved - DanSaint August 3, 2026, 12:04:56 Luis Arraez to Phillies. Feels like a perfect fit. Gotta think Stott is probably being moved also* - DanSaint August 3, 2026, 08:52:18 Jose Soriano to Blue Jays per Passan* - DanSaint August 3, 2026, 08:37:09 Interesting Blue Jays are buying after selling Gausman - CanHartlebHireSnider August 3, 2026, 08:42:32 Arjun Nimmala part of that deal. Nice piece* - UofIL6 August 3, 2026, 08:39:16 Do we think there will be additional moves? Moar pitching would be nice.* - Warrin'_Illini August 3, 2026, 08:30:11 I would certainly hope so. Gotta try to win now.* - JFG August 3, 2026, 11:00:01 Jim Bowden lulz - OB25 August 2, 2026, 20:26:37 he was distracted counting the money he skimmed off those Dominican players he was GM for Washington - DanSaint August 2, 2026, 20:34:41 per Rosenthal: Cubs acquiring Kevin Gausman - DanSaint August 2, 2026, 20:02:56 Gausman to Cubs* - OB25 August 2, 2026, 20:02:48 Not a lot of fanfare for the Jays return - Carl Spackler August 3, 2026, 07:16:58 So... best case scenario for the Jays is Nick Madrigal and Doug Dascenzo?* - Tortillini August 3, 2026, 08:28:47 I would say so far the rumors of prices being expensive hasn't played out all - CanHartlebHireSnider August 3, 2026, 08:02:15 For Brett Bateman and Ty Southisene - CanHartlebHireSnider August 2, 2026, 20:07:33 I looked up Southisene and thought to myself “Wow you don’t see a 20 Power grade often” - OB25 August 2, 2026, 20:18:54 Bateman went to Minnesota. Kane Kepley is a better version of him - CanHartlebHireSnider August 2, 2026, 20:49:21 Bateman and Southisene per Mitch Bannon - DanSaint August 2, 2026, 20:07:20 Gave up #13 and #21 prospects on MLB.com rankings, so not much of a price as expected. - OB25 August 2, 2026, 20:07:20 Good. Have wanted him for years. Think the Cubs have too - CanHartlebHireSnider August 2, 2026, 20:04:40 talk is that they are going after 3 pitchers this deadline. Gausman slides into Rea's spot - DanSaint August 2, 2026, 20:06:07 Yeah Mooney reported they’re interested in adding 3 pitchers - CanHartlebHireSnider August 2, 2026, 20:10:43 if it were me, Holmes, Detmers or Soriano if you're wanting another starter and Sentzella from Col. - DanSaint August 2, 2026, 20:13:10 Josiah Hartshorn was pulled mid-game today for the South Bend Cubs. - Carl Spackler August 2, 2026, 17:38:12 He wasn’t in the lineup yesterday - CanHartlebHireSnider August 2, 2026, 17:57:56 I think you could do a deal without him. To me, Hartshorn means it's a bigger name* - DanSaint August 2, 2026, 18:06:12 Detmers is probably the most valuable starter on the market and Urena is much more valuable - CanHartlebHireSnider August 2, 2026, 18:48:45 if he's involved...not really a starter out there that goes there. Could it be a Mason Miller move? - DanSaint August 2, 2026, 17:48:10 Oh Nico, that was ball 4. Close enough to challenge in a huge spot* - Mrap24 August 2, 2026, 15:04:48 Nico getting all the blame and much of it deserved, but the ump was ultimately at fault again. - OB25 August 2, 2026, 19:25:38 Yeah I can’t believe he didn’t challenge that* - CanHartlebHireSnider August 2, 2026, 15:05:27 Great AB, Pete.* - Toonces August 2, 2026, 13:32:18 Rays acquire Freddy Peralta - DanSaint August 2, 2026, 12:56:37 Three prospects, none of whom I am familiar with - bjl63 August 2, 2026, 13:25:16 That closes the book on yet another David Stearns trainwreck acquisition. - voiceofreason August 2, 2026, 17:25:04 Oh yeah I forgot the Dodgers are coming to town tomorrow. Skubal starting at Wrigley* - CanHartlebHireSnider August 2, 2026, 11:12:21 Also the fact that the Tigers did this deal 30+ hours out from the deadline - CanHartlebHireSnider August 2, 2026, 11:49:54 Skubal to the Dodgers. Sucks. At least not Brewers I guess. lol that Zyhir Hope is the big piece* - CanHartlebHireSnider August 1, 2026, 22:37:50 Really not fair that the Dodgers system is as loaded as it is. - OB25 August 1, 2026, 22:51:23 Every team could invest in player development. Many opt to be cheap - bjl63 August 1, 2026, 23:13:49 Ehhh that’s making it sound way too easy. Lots of teams are investing in player development. - Carl Spackler August 2, 2026, 06:29:53 I would wager they are investing quite a bit more than most. A sweetheart TV deal and Guggenheim - voiceofreason August 2, 2026, 10:37:52 Hope is interesting, but redundant for LAD. And, Ryan turns 28 in a few weeks - UofIL6 August 1, 2026, 22:56:21 I think pipeline overrates Hope a bit. I don’t think he’s gonna be that great in the field - CanHartlebHireSnider August 1, 2026, 23:03:19 LA has all the depth to make the deal - bjl63 August 1, 2026, 23:15:14 I think they got hamstrung a bit by doing right by Tarik - CanHartlebHireSnider August 1, 2026, 23:18:09 That’s bad business. You can “do right” and still hold out for more - bjl63 August 1, 2026, 23:21:41 Yeah I believe 0% of this had to do with “doing right by Tarik” - Carl Spackler August 2, 2026, 06:32:02 I think 0% is way too low a number - CanHartlebHireSnider August 2, 2026, 09:17:19 0%. Should he “do right by the Tigers” and just sign a cheap extension then? - Carl Spackler August 2, 2026, 09:53:37 same boat. "rentals" don't have the same value as they once did - DanSaint August 2, 2026, 07:44:03 Like two days ago you had the Cubs giving up Matt Shaw and a top 100 prospect - CanHartlebHireSnider August 2, 2026, 08:56:56 I really don’t get the “oh my god baseball is officially dead” stuff on Twitter. - OB25 August 1, 2026, 23:00:05 I think Tarik probably wanted LA too - CanHartlebHireSnider August 1, 2026, 22:52:57 Further proof expiring deals don’t have that much value* - bjl63 August 1, 2026, 22:49:15 Man, LAD just grabs everyone* - UofIL6 August 1, 2026, 22:48:38 Further proof it’s a good idea to invest in player development* - bjl63 August 1, 2026, 22:49:52 Also I’m curious if Hartshorn was held out for any actual reason* - CanHartlebHireSnider August 1, 2026, 22:40:50 Such a huge win. Needed it. Steal one tomorrow* - CanHartlebHireSnider August 1, 2026, 21:04:05 Went down 2-1 and thought it was over. Nice win.* - Toonces August 1, 2026, 21:21:25 Pedro Ramirez starts the rally. I’m buying all the stock in him, makes Shaw more expendable.* - OB25 August 1, 2026, 21:20:48 Yeah I’d be willing to part with either if a trade needs to get done - CanHartlebHireSnider August 1, 2026, 21:26:09 Definitely more upside with Shaw but that also means he’d bring back a better return. - OB25 August 1, 2026, 21:31:26 Yankees ran out of challenges and this ump has been unleashing bad calls on them since.* - Carl Spackler August 1, 2026, 21:00:39 Two god awful challenges too* - CanHartlebHireSnider August 1, 2026, 21:04:32 Craig is great at leaving pitchers in too long - IlliniSax05 August 1, 2026, 20:08:48 Peterson continues to impress. Need to get Fried out of the game ASAP though, he’s locked in* - OB25 August 1, 2026, 19:01:01 Well in the long history of Cubs games, that was one of them. What a snoozer.* - OB25 July 31, 2026, 15:59:30 Really sucks to not get that one with Cole and Fried on the bump this weekend - CanHartlebHireSnider July 31, 2026, 16:31:22 465' to center? That's Sammy territory.* - Warrin'_Illini July 31, 2026, 14:11:53 This dude is dealing* - opossum jenkins July 31, 2026, 14:02:22 Casey Mize scratched from his start today. - CanHartlebHireSnider July 31, 2026, 9:27:40 Peralta also scratched after reporting earlier was he’d start* - CanHartlebHireSnider July 31, 2026, 13:30:46 I need 2nd half Bregman to be real* - CanHartlebHireSnider July 30, 2026, 16:21:41 Nico seems like he's getting it together too.* - Warrin'_Illini July 30, 2026, 16:38:14 Good win, a split would have felt gross* - OB25 July 30, 2026, 16:20:10 If George Oferman is ro believed: - DanSaint July 30, 2026, 11:22:38 Late night Patrick Mooney article on Athletic reporting that Cubs are in the Skubal market - OB25 July 29, 2026, 22:29:29 If they could get two really good relievers I could be convinced to prefer that over a SP - OB25 July 30, 2026, 11:14:16 I want Morejon but I’m not sure the Padres will sell - CanHartlebHireSnider July 30, 2026, 11:27:04 My current prediction is Holmes and Weaver in a package deal - DanSaint July 30, 2026, 10:25:15 They are not trading all that for Clay Holmes and Luke Weaver* - CanHartlebHireSnider July 30, 2026, 10:29:24 Pitching is very expensive. Gonna cost more than you think * - DanSaint July 30, 2026, 10:46:20 Pitching is very expensive. Gonna cost more than you think * - DanSaint July 30, 2026, 10:46:14 Ok I reserve the right to be surprised - CanHartlebHireSnider July 30, 2026, 10:53:13 Duplicate* - DanSaint July 30, 2026, 10:46:57 I mean they absolutely should be. If they get elite pitching this roster is good enough - CanHartlebHireSnider July 29, 2026, 22:30:48 What does the inside of your post mean?* - Warrin'_Illini July 30, 2026, 9:14:11 Their POBO Scott Harris worked for the Cubs from 2012-2018 - CanHartlebHireSnider July 30, 2026, 9:21:19 And Skubal and Matthew Boyd are pretty close* - IlliniOllie July 31, 2026, 10:23:24 Nice, let's get it done!* - Warrin'_Illini July 30, 2026, 9:36:17 Should add their GM Jeff Greenberg also worked for the Cubs and Blackhawks* - CanHartlebHireSnider July 30, 2026, 9:23:49 the Tigers President (Harris) was assistant GM for the 2016 cubs. - Gene Parmesan July 30, 2026, 9:17:57 OIC. Did not know Hendo was working in the league, that's a nice in.* - Warrin'_Illini July 30, 2026, 9:35:30 Thornton. Get it together.* - Carl Spackler July 29, 2026, 21:34:05 I got to watch that in person. * - VIV July 29, 2026, 22:09:23 Did you go tarps off for PCA?* - Warrin'_Illini July 30, 2026, 10:51:28 That’s a way to waste an awesome moment.* - OB25 July 29, 2026, 21:37:24 That effing sucked. - tvillini July 29, 2026, 21:36:52 Or not* - Carl Spackler July 29, 2026, 21:36:20 The 2 huge stat stuffing games in PIT aside, PCA has reverted to some bad habits post-ASB - OB25 July 29, 2026, 19:23:11 LOL* - OB25 July 29, 2026, 21:21:37 Amazing bat flip/pose too.* - OB25 July 29, 2026, 21:22:19 You hurt his feelings* - Carl Spackler July 29, 2026, 21:21:32 Still taking a ton of walks though. So not quite like the past* - CanHartlebHireSnider July 29, 2026, 20:02:41 By fWAR Cubs position players #1 in MLB Cubs pitching staff #26 - CanHartlebHireSnider July 28, 2026, 10:48:39 Nico’s back* - OB25 July 27, 2026, 23:04:36 That’s now 4 really solid outings in 5 starts as a Cub for Peterson. - OB25 July 27, 2026, 22:20:59 I legit don’t think I’ve ever seen that before* - CanHartlebHireSnider July 27, 2026, 22:16:51 Surprised it doesn't happen more.* - Carl Spackler July 27, 2026, 22:17:23 Taillon DFA. Had to happen* - CanHartlebHireSnider July 27, 2026, 15:33:39 If he hurries, the Savannah Bananas bus is probably still around.* - KingTalkyTiki July 27, 2026, 16:14:12 Couldn't even perform to "inning eater" status in his contract year. - Warrin'_Illini July 27, 2026, 15:47:43 Jameson Taillon get ready to speak Mexican League buddy.* - Toonces July 26, 2026, 15:07:24 Misiorowski perfect through 4 IP with 11 strikeouts on 12 batters* - OB25 July 26, 2026, 14:08:52 Not sure what his role/upside is, but I really like Pedro Ramirez.* - OB25 July 26, 2026, 13:38:14 Yeah thanks for playoff and down the stretch performance last year Jamo but this gotta be done - CanHartlebHireSnider July 26, 2026, 13:32:29 Yeah, he’s done but they just don’t have a choice at this point (until they make a trade)* - Mrap24 July 26, 2026, 13:45:54 Just saw how bad Kyle Tucker has been, after being terrible for the second half of last season. - OB25 July 25, 2026, 22:53:51 Who knows how much this is Crawford Boxes, but Paredes still good. - Carl Spackler July 26, 2026, 7:30:40 Per statcast expected HR by park: Daikin 20, Wrigley 12 - CanHartlebHireSnider July 26, 2026, 7:42:18 What do Bellinger’s look like with the same method?* - Carl Spackler July 26, 2026, 7:52:06 Yankee 15, Wrigley 8* - CanHartlebHireSnider July 26, 2026, 8:04:12 For context as a lefty PCA would be Yankee 24, Wrigley 20 - CanHartlebHireSnider July 26, 2026, 8:06:42 He’s been equal to Bregman at plate except as a bad fielding RF instead of very good fielding 3B* - CanHartlebHireSnider July 25, 2026, 23:00:57 Amaya’s slow ass costing Pete a triple maybe more* - CanHartlebHireSnider July 25, 2026, 19:29:26 Just cost him the cycle, ha* - OB25 July 25, 2026, 19:52:27 Yep was just about to post that lol.* - CanHartlebHireSnider July 25, 2026, 19:53:11 Pete now at 7.0 fWAR. Next highest position player 5.1* - OB25 July 25, 2026, 20:14:30 I know Ohtani is a unicorn and I’m biased but I legit think he’s the MVP right now* - CanHartlebHireSnider July 25, 2026, 20:19:29 I get it's HOF weekend, but why not go with a throwback hat that actually matched the unis? - KingTalkyTiki July 24, 2026, 22:12:00 [W] * - aimlessillini July 24, 2026, 20:26:08 Didn't catch it live so was the Pirates 10th inning strategy as dumb as it looks on gametracker? - RVA July 24, 2026, 20:38:22 Even weirder play by the Pirates…. - OB25 July 24, 2026, 21:43:34 I missed the 1st out too. Assume he either forgot the Cubs scored 2 runs or… - OB25 July 24, 2026, 20:51:37 Was def bunting for a hit* - UofIL6 July 24, 2026, 21:12:46 I think the latter * - aimlessillini July 24, 2026, 21:05:24 Dear Marquee Network...stop airing this stupid fucking Circa Sports ad 60 times every game - IlliniSax05 July 24, 2026, 18:42:38 Nothing about that Circa guy makes me want to gamble with him. - KingTalkyTiki July 24, 2026, 22:07:32 I really hate the prevalence of position players pitching in the modern game - CanHartlebHireSnider July 21, 2026, 21:18:34 Is there an article explaining why it's more common?* - gvibes July 21, 2026, 23:10:30 It’s mostly to save arms in games that are out of hand - CanHartlebHireSnider July 21, 2026, 23:43:58 Especially this early in the game - IlliniSax05 July 21, 2026, 21:21:07 And this dude can obviously do better than these stupid slow pitch lobs - IlliniSax05 July 21, 2026, 21:21:47 he went from 33 to 81 on back-to-back pitches - Gene Parmesan July 21, 2026, 22:57:23 Former Cub great Zach McKinstry* - CanHartlebHireSnider July 21, 2026, 21:24:07 Well this was a shitty one. Needed better from Seiya in the 9th* - OB25 July 20, 2026, 22:52:40 Absolutely hate him taking that 1st pitch - CanHartlebHireSnider July 20, 2026, 22:55:08 The Cubs have a Mizzou night? I mean sure they have to share it with Iowa... - KingTalkyTiki July 20, 2026, 21:48:52 Rick Sutcliffe announcing Cubs game is hilarious. - OB25 July 20, 2026, 21:20:28 The Cubs are 22-9 since June 10. 2nd best record in MLB and they've gained 2 games on Milwaukee - CanHartlebHireSnider July 19, 2026, 16:13:28 2nd half good Nico could save lives* - CanHartlebHireSnider July 19, 2026, 15:30:44 Shota too. Seems like he’s been pretty good for the last month or so* - Herman Blume July 19, 2026, 17:36:20 Brewers trading for Lance McCullers - CanHartlebHireSnider July 15, 2026, 10:23:54 Bruce Levine probably meant this to be a DM - RVA July 13, 2026, 20:01:48 Bruce apologized. Team says they’re moving on - CanHartlebHireSnider July 14, 2026, 21:43:40 LOL, that’s going to be bad for him. No idea what from 2025 he’d be referring to though.* - OB25 July 13, 2026, 20:36:29 Not making bigger moves at the trade deadline is how I read it* - CanHartlebHireSnider July 13, 2026, 20:42:24 The only Illini taken was Zach Bates in the last round by the Dodgers - CanHartlebHireSnider July 12, 2026, 19:00:40 54-42 at the break. WC1 5 back of the Brewers - CanHartlebHireSnider July 12, 2026, 15:41:59 Miracle they’re 12 over with the pitching injuries* - Carl Spackler July 12, 2026, 15:54:27 That Bregman HR feels like a prime example of why Wrigley is a bad home park for him. - OB25 July 11, 2026, 20:16:05 lol the Brewers are signing Bryse Wilson. Gonna be fun when he immediately adds 3 mph - CanHartlebHireSnider July 10, 2026, 9:56:57 Hey Cubs pitchers...stop giving up HRs - IlliniSax05 July 8, 2026, 20:14:12 The Theilbar random great year was fun last season, but he looks pretty cooked now* - OB25 July 8, 2026, 20:21:36 This PCA guy is pretty good.* - Toonces July 8, 2026, 18:59:29 Every time I think he's going to cool off, he goes crazy again.* - Warrin'_Illini July 9, 2026, 8:44:10 I’m beating a dead horse but the at-bats he’s having are just so hard to believe. - OB25 July 8, 2026, 19:37:36 The growth vs lefties is wild. He’s been hitting better vs lefties - CanHartlebHireSnider July 8, 2026, 20:40:11 That was crazy, no panic. Just works every single AB.* - Toonces July 8, 2026, 20:01:52 The collective “we” need to do something about the Brewers. They can’t keep getting away with this* - OB25 July 7, 2026, 21:26:27 I can't hate the fact that they are competently run* - KingTalkyTiki July 8, 2026, 14:00:47 I have gotten pretty comfortable with hating it* - OB25 July 8, 2026, 20:22:04 Fucking annoyed by it? Sure. - KingTalkyTiki July 9, 2026, 10:52:42 They are an extremely well run organization. Good for them.* - voiceofreason July 7, 2026, 22:30:56 42-19 since May 1* - Mrap24 July 7, 2026, 22:28:41 Baseball America just had the Brewers with the best farm system in baseball. 9 top 100 guys.* - Carl Spackler July 7, 2026, 21:42:18 That’s not what I had in mind* - OB25 July 7, 2026, 21:51:25 Yeah something more like a Gilooly-ing.* - Tortillini July 8, 2026, 6:34:25 CB Bucknor, Laz Diaz and 5 other umpires retiring at the end of the season - DanSaint July 5, 2026, 9:51:02 Most of them tired of getting their asses kicked by ABS. - SurfTheBoneyard July 5, 2026, 10:20:38 The fact that Jen Pawol is being mentioned as a replacement isn't exactly an improvement* - illini222 July 5, 2026, 10:03:26 Yep yep. OTOH... who isn't an improvement? - osklister July 5, 2026, 10:16:02 This team stinks* - Herman Blume July 4, 2026, 23:02:00 Serious question why do you watch? - CanHartlebHireSnider July 5, 2026, 10:27:46 I rarely watch but I sort of got stuck with no options last night at a holiday function. - Herman Blume July 5, 2026, 16:11:40 In fairness, he never claimed it wasn't a judgment.* - complainant July 7, 2026, 23:08:05 Not a great reader, huh?* - Herman Blume July 8, 2026, 22:56:47 Here, try it yourself. - complainant July 8, 2026, 23:40:29 Preach Brother, preach.* - KingTalkyTiki July 4, 2026, 23:06:41 Terrible 2 days but feels harsh when they were 15-5 in their last 20 before tonight - OB25 July 4, 2026, 23:04:28 It's better now. Why TF do they need to wait until 10:30? - IlliniSax05 July 4, 2026, 22:13:51 Sure doesn’t look better.* - Carl Spackler July 4, 2026, 22:40:33 They might have to call this. No one can see. * - illini July 4, 2026, 22:04:13 Pretty sure they’re gonna have to delay this game because of the fog* - OB25 July 4, 2026, 22:03:55 It’s firework smoke and I’d guess it’s not going to stop for a few hours. * - illini July 4, 2026, 22:07:13 Watching Alex Bregman gives me a sad. - OB25 July 4, 2026, 21:11:45 And again... - IlliniSax05 July 4, 2026, 21:43:53 And again. Sigh.* - OB25 July 4, 2026, 21:43:39 I don't care if they don't have any better obvious answers, ne needs to be moved down - IlliniSax05 July 4, 2026, 21:16:29 It should be Hoerner but he’s every bit as bad* - OB25 July 4, 2026, 21:19:44 Hoerner has been significantly worse than Bregman. The problem is there are no there options - CanHartlebHireSnider July 5, 2026, 10:28:24 Happ or Suzuki should be taking his spot* - CanHartlebHireSnider July 5, 2026, 10:29:51 And yet Craig has no issue moving him down in the lineup - IlliniSax05 July 4, 2026, 21:21:16 So Dansby was not only best value but best player of the big 4 SS of 2022-23 FA - CanHartlebHireSnider July 1, 2026, 16:05:31 I was just hoping he'd get to his customary 20-24 home runs this year. Might get there by the ASG.* - Warrin'_Illini July 1, 2026, 16:18:00 My alert just told me 23-3 Cubs. Congrats. We deserve to suck. - LeatherneckIllini July 1, 2026, 16:02:45 Until you fire Preller you won’t be a serious organization imo* - CanHartlebHireSnider July 1, 2026, 16:37:21 In a perfect world he only handles drafts and scouting. He’s amazing at that.-* - LeatherneckIllini July 1, 2026, 18:08:32 Incredible run by Swanson. Wowzers. * - illini July 1, 2026, 15:48:45 Just missed hitting 4 today. - KingTalkyTiki July 1, 2026, 17:07:14 Goddamn Dansby.* - KingTalkyTiki July 1, 2026, 14:22:01 3!* - Herman Blume July 1, 2026, 15:48:06 453 feet. Glenallen Swanson as I've always called him.* - Warrin'_Illini July 1, 2026, 14:23:16 Missed #3 by inches.* - KingTalkyTiki July 1, 2026, 15:30:58 Leatherneck your Padres are stinky like poo poo.* - Warrin'_Illini July 1, 2026, 14:03:59 Dansby off Buehler haha. Dansby been hitting like he’s playing in Champaign lately* - CanHartlebHireSnider July 1, 2026, 13:52:38 Streaky - Tortillini July 1, 2026, 11:08:08 Baseball America vaults Josiah Hartshorn all the way up to #29 in their new rankings. - OB25 July 1, 2026, 10:50:38 Sharthorn* - Herman Blume July 1, 2026, 15:36:47 the least popular instrument in any orchestra* - Sammich July 1, 2026, 16:05:18 I play it every Monday morning after a rough weekend.* - Warrin'_Illini July 1, 2026, 16:18:53 That's pretty great. Wonder what they'll do with him. Have to get him to AA by EOY, right? - Carl Spackler July 1, 2026, 15:34:52 Glad to see. Was pretty much evident a week into the season - CanHartlebHireSnider July 1, 2026, 11:17:13 Piss test for Dansby Swanson incoming.* - Toonces June 30, 2026, 20:46:43 On track for a 4 WARish season. Heck of a turnaround* - Carl Spackler June 30, 2026, 20:47:11 The guy that needs to get his shit together is Nico - CanHartlebHireSnider July 1, 2026, 11:16:23 I have an irrational dislike of Nico, so not getting a pass with me* - Carl Spackler July 1, 2026, 14:14:49 Since April 23rd wRC+ Bregman 96, Dansby 87, Nico 60!!! - CanHartlebHireSnider July 1, 2026, 11:22:36 Love the wind blowing out tonight.* - Toonces June 30, 2026, 19:47:31 The Brewers and Padres catchers have had some atrocious challenges these last few days* - OB25 June 30, 2026, 19:40:57 Good vs. bad stretches for the Cubs offense often just come down to Suzuki. - OB25 June 29, 2026, 22:28:33 Oh wow* - Mrap24 June 29, 2026, 22:17:10 Why TF are you tagging up on that play, Dansby? - IlliniSax05 June 29, 2026, 22:16:48 Terrible send* - Mrap24 June 29, 2026, 22:16:41 Against Miller I’m ok with it. That was a rocket of a throw* - OB25 June 29, 2026, 22:21:01 Agreed. Miller has a 50% K rate. That might’ve been the best chance to score - CanHartlebHireSnider June 29, 2026, 22:27:00 PCA’s evolution at the plate is remarkable - OB25 June 29, 2026, 21:16:11 It's crazy, even when he started slow you could tell he was much more in control at the plate. - Warrin'_Illini June 30, 2026, 8:19:51 Agreed. After his last 1/2 or so of last season plus the start this year I was worried - IlliniSax05 June 29, 2026, 21:30:02 Dammit Happ. You should have challenged 2 pitches earlier - IlliniSax05 June 29, 2026, 20:45:16 It's absolutely so Deuce that we find a way to bitch about taking 2 of 3 from the Brewers. - Illiniphil June 28, 2026, 17:12:35 I'm not sure what pitchers you think are gonna get healthy by the end of the year to be dangerous - IlliniSax05 June 28, 2026, 17:33:32 Sounds like there’s a decent chance we won’t see Brown again this year* - Herman Blume June 28, 2026, 18:00:10 You can see the meltdown written all over this Brewers’ pitcher’s face. He was shook* - OB25 June 28, 2026, 16:05:12 JFC we’re still going to find a way to lose* - OB25 June 28, 2026, 16:14:06 I’ve never seen Counsell that frustrated* - opossum jenkins June 29, 2026, 4:26:59 JORDAN WICKS!* - OB25 June 28, 2026, 16:21:33 This fucking bullpen.* - KingTalkyTiki June 28, 2026, 16:19:06 Speaking of meltdown* - Herman Blume June 28, 2026, 16:13:50 Alex Bregman sucks.* - Toonces June 28, 2026, 13:51:50 And now didn’t run out a grounder that he could have reached on.* - OB25 June 28, 2026, 14:34:51 I think he ran, but is just slow. Brutal.* - Toonces June 28, 2026, 14:36:21 He definitely didn't run 100% out of the box. He turned it on when the SS bobbled the ball - IlliniSax05 June 28, 2026, 14:44:14 This fuckin bullpen... - IlliniSax05 June 26, 2026, 20:44:27 Ooo - KingTalkyTiki June 26, 2026, 20:45:50 I hate the Brewers so damn much. Every god damn time against this team* - OB25 June 26, 2026, 20:39:39 105.5. My goodness… - LeatherneckIllini June 26, 2026, 19:51:13 Approaching Steve Dalkowski. * - illini June 26, 2026, 20:10:49 BREAKING: Mets can Mendoza* - bjl63 June 26, 2026, 8:45:10 They should fire whoever signed off on the PCA trade.* - Warrin'_Illini June 26, 2026, 12:02:08 They already did.* - voiceofreason June 26, 2026, 12:35:02 Splendid. Success should just be right around the corner.* - Warrin'_Illini June 26, 2026, 12:40:34 That was 3 GMs ago….* - voiceofreason June 26, 2026, 16:32:09 You deserve pain, shame, and blame for voluntarily moving on from Javy Baez.* - Warrin'_Illini June 26, 2026, 16:48:30 CanMendozaHireGreen* - Herman Blume June 26, 2026, 11:52:52 About damn time. One more to go.* - voiceofreason June 26, 2026, 9:08:29 Yikes, Mets, 3 more unearned runs given up* - UofIL6 June 25, 2026, 19:50:26 In a 2 day span, Swanson became nearly a league average hitter for the season (96 OPS+)… - OB25 June 25, 2026, 16:21:19 Pomeranz back with Cubs. Signed off waivers from Angels.* - DanSaint June 25, 2026, 12:06:41 Right when the vibes are back up, we head into this series with our Milwaukee daddies tomorrow - OB25 June 25, 2026, 11:07:09 Cubs won the season series last year 7-6 (9-9 including playoffs). - Herman Blume June 25, 2026, 11:18:57 They’ve won 9 of 12 so a good chunk of this month has been pretty good. - OB25 June 25, 2026, 11:32:41 Congrats, Cubs fans! You are now the proud owners of a frustrating lefty with no mental fortitude - voiceofreason June 24, 2026, 23:12:13 He can't be worse than the crap we would otherwise throw out there - GMAW June 25, 2026, 8:43:16 Also Cole Mathis never plays. Cubs literally just need bodies (I do like Mathis though)* - CanHartlebHireSnider June 25, 2026, 11:09:54 If his arm is still attached, we’ll take him* - OB25 June 24, 2026, 23:45:17 This is as bad of an individual defensive game as I’ve ever seen (by the Mets) - OB25 June 24, 2026, 20:57:11 You say impossible, I give you David Stearns. Everyone should be fired before they get back - voiceofreason June 24, 2026, 22:13:54 run prevention!* - Ari Gold June 24, 2026, 23:14:32 Lol, indeed.* - voiceofreason June 24, 2026, 23:26:01 I was so pumped when the Mets hired Stearns. What an unmitigated disaster of a fraud this guy - voiceofreason June 24, 2026, 15:56:43 I know they're dealing with some injuries, but wow, that was a miserable lineup out there today* - UofIL6 June 24, 2026, 15:57:41 Yep. Dealing with injuries doesn’t really fly when you sign injury prone players.* - voiceofreason June 24, 2026, 16:38:17 I for one never gave up on Dansby Swanson - OB25 June 24, 2026, 14:30:41 Dansby on a bit of a heater lately. Finally.* - Herman Blume June 24, 2026, 14:01:09 Ben Brown to the IL now too, who's even left?* - RVA June 24, 2026, 12:01:18 OOO - KingTalkyTiki June 24, 2026, 12:48:51 When the season started I thought, "well, at least we have good starting pitching depth."* - Warrin'_Illini June 24, 2026, 12:51:21 From my buddy in Des Moines that regularly goes to I-Cubs games: - KingTalkyTiki June 24, 2026, 13:24:08 Gotta be confident about today’s game though with current ace of the staff Javier Assad on the bump* - Herman Blume June 24, 2026, 13:31:31 Who else do we have? Shota and Rea are healthy I think. Hopefully Boyd comes back soon.* - Warrin'_Illini June 24, 2026, 13:39:32 petsheadsfallingoff.gif - IlliniSax05 June 24, 2026, 12:31:48 At least we have a quality bullpen... - KingTalkyTiki June 24, 2026, 12:49:37 My guy, FFS!* - Warrin'_Illini June 24, 2026, 12:03:55 Edward Cabrera carted off the field after play at first base. Unbelievable* - Carl Spackler June 23, 2026, 20:26:11 Oof, Hoyer says Justin Steele unlikely to start games this season. Could be used out of pen. - Carl Spackler June 23, 2026, 10:50:58 Makes sense - why risk his arm in a lost season?* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes June 23, 2026, 11:22:32 Cubs are currently in a playoff spot.* - OB25 June 23, 2026, 11:29:15 Half game up for third wildcard. Ill schedule the parade* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes June 23, 2026, 22:08:53 I don’t think they’re winning anything, just disputing that it’s certainly not a lost season* - OB25 June 24, 2026, 12:31:41 I think we can agree to disagree here - ISeeDeadHawkeyes June 24, 2026, 12:39:10 ...and only by benefit of a Cubs team that couldn't lose in late April-early May. - KingTalkyTiki June 24, 2026, 12:52:24 I’ll drop it after this since I don’t enjoy this team enough to defend them that vigorously… - OB25 June 24, 2026, 13:11:12 Baseball contention is fundamentally different now - RVA June 24, 2026, 14:17:53 I really wanted you to win me over to your side! - KingTalkyTiki June 24, 2026, 13:22:58 Adding "Champions Gate" to Gallagher Way - KingTalkyTiki June 22, 2026, 12:29:09 They need to build a statue of the dogpile after the last out in 2016.* - Warrin'_Illini June 22, 2026, 13:03:19 Two way over saturated things of American sports - bjl63 June 24, 2026, 13:14:02 Are more numbers being retired.... - KingTalkyTiki June 24, 2026, 14:05:44 pretty sure they already announced they were doing so - IlliniSax05 June 22, 2026, 13:10:20 Wondering if the current Addison Russell PR rehab campaign is related to that. - OB25 June 22, 2026, 13:12:12 or maybe this is what they're doing instead. if so...that's dumb - IlliniSax05 June 22, 2026, 13:11:33 Solid effort, bullpen - IlliniSax05 June 20, 2026, 15:53:55 Ooo - KingTalkyTiki June 22, 2026, 12:30:31 Barftastic* - KingTalkyTiki June 20, 2026, 16:18:58 The Cubs might have finally hit a late round home run on a draft pick. - OB25 June 18, 2026, 23:21:52 I noted him on the board back in April. Dude had the look of a stud. Also #firejed* - CanHartlebHireSnider June 22, 2026, 13:07:56 Just awful at bats by PCA and bregman* - Mrap24 June 16, 2026, 20:19:04 Bullshit. Dude reached into the ivy. Should have gotten at least a run - IlliniSax05 June 16, 2026, 19:32:52 Pete Crow.* - Toonces June 16, 2026, 19:19:16 The good and bad - OB25 June 16, 2026, 11:01:38 How did Dansby's offense get so bad. It seems 4-5 years ago, he was fairly decent - UofIL6 June 16, 2026, 12:25:18 He’s never been more than a slightly above league average hitter but had some HR pop + great defense - OB25 June 16, 2026, 12:31:29 The Nico thing is bizarre. Looked like a HoF'er the first 2 weeks and now Chase Meidroth - UofIL6 June 16, 2026, 12:41:14 Matt Shaw with the walk off walk on Pride Night.... - KingTalkyTiki June 16, 2026, 10:03:47 I had to explain to Eggplant why people were booing him. - Gene Parmesan June 16, 2026, 10:54:16 I'm so proud of you, Pops. - KingTalkyTiki June 16, 2026, 10:56:36 Thanks. this was 100% his choice. Principal called to make sure we knew about it. LOL - Gene Parmesan June 16, 2026, 11:11:41 PCA cycle then gets picked off lol.* - Toonces June 15, 2026, 21:10:20 After the game when asked about the cycle... - KingTalkyTiki June 16, 2026, 9:40:27 the crowd hadn't even settled down from the finishing the cycle before he got picked off* - Gene Parmesan June 16, 2026, 10:51:51 Yeah that was funny - he was not happy* - Herman Blume June 16, 2026, 10:00:15 Dude is a competitor.* - KingTalkyTiki June 16, 2026, 10:05:05 fun game to be at. Veal Parm said it was the best Cubs game he's been to - Gene Parmesan June 16, 2026, 8:52:20 PCA is awesome. Bregman and Suzuki are infuriating.* - OB25 June 15, 2026, 19:56:18 The middle of this lineup is just atrocious in clutch situations.* - OB25 June 15, 2026, 21:22:27 PCA is a triple away from the cycle through 4 innings. In a very triple-friendly ballpark* - OB25 June 13, 2026, 22:42:35 Now has the highest WAR in all of baseball among position players. #bust * - OB25 June 14, 2026, 9:34:04 Nephew's Christmas/Hannukah gift every year is flying him in for a Fri-Sat Cubs doubleheader - KingTalkyTiki June 11, 2026, 11:54:18 i hesitated buying tix at fenway the last weekend for this reason. may still go, just don't want to - torinese June 11, 2026, 12:09:16 I don't think it helps that they are playing the Blue Jays. - KingTalkyTiki June 11, 2026, 12:30:35 saw the same at fenway last year. tons more blue jay fans than i expected. also a lot of canadian - torinese June 11, 2026, 13:22:15 Heard a stat this morning re: Bregman - bjl63 June 11, 2026, 10:24:03 I don't understand the stat, but per StatCast Park Factors Wrigley is actually one of the worst park - Gene Parmesan June 16, 2026, 9:16:16 i'd like to understand the rationale for that. cooler? windier? hits the ball too high?* - Ari Gold June 11, 2026, 13:33:20 Woof on these Bregman details - Carl Spackler June 8, 2026, 12:36:47 Those stats about Bregman and Suzuki definitely align with how it has felt watching them - OB25 June 8, 2026, 12:44:37 Jed better be canned at the end of the year - IlliniSax05 June 8, 2026, 12:54:30 Yep. And Happ.* - Carl Spackler June 8, 2026, 12:51:29 Went ahead and cancelled my Marquee subscription - illini21 June 8, 2026, 9:04:56 Glad to have my Vseebox. I couldn't imagine paying to see this mess.* - MojoJojo June 8, 2026, 9:59:06 Still a lot of season left. Although our pitchers heads are falling off at a remarkable rate.* - Warrin'_Illini June 8, 2026, 9:26:56 For sure. I'll check back in after the all-star break and see if it's worth subscribing again* - illini21 June 8, 2026, 12:48:41 nm* - illini21 June 8, 2026, 9:04:56 Two miracle bottom of 9th wins away from two consecutive 0-6 home stands* - OB25 June 7, 2026, 22:43:28 Imagine this team without PCA.* - Warrin'_Illini June 8, 2026, 8:47:04 I'm starting to think they might not be very good. - KingTalkyTiki June 7, 2026, 23:12:33 well, they are at least spending it this year. unfortunately for them, not well.* - Ari Gold June 8, 2026, 10:30:48 And again our 2-3-4 hitters do fucking nothing - IlliniSax05 June 7, 2026, 22:36:30 Bregman, for once, do something.* - Carl Spackler June 7, 2026, 22:35:30 So fucking bad.* - Carl Spackler June 7, 2026, 22:35:50 Matt Chapman has more RBIs at Wrigley this season than him* - RVA June 8, 2026, 9:24:34 that's truly amazing.* - Ari Gold June 8, 2026, 10:31:04 *sigh* Hooray Assad - KingTalkyTiki June 7, 2026, 21:57:55 This fuckin offense... - IlliniSax05 June 7, 2026, 21:56:46 Almost comical - KingTalkyTiki June 7, 2026, 21:59:22 Taillon pulled with an injury, almost certainly headed to the IL. This rotation can’t catch a break* - Carl Spackler June 7, 2026, 19:56:55 He’s below replacement level so bullpen games might be preferred at this point* - OB25 June 7, 2026, 20:45:33 …our pitchers’ HEADS ARE FALLIN OFF! - IlliniSax05 June 7, 2026, 20:05:39 I've used that waaay too much this season.* - KingTalkyTiki June 7, 2026, 20:08:01 PCA now has the highest OPS and 2nd highest BA (Kelly) of all Cubs regulars. - OB25 June 6, 2026, 15:37:48 PCA in the clutch* - Carl Spackler June 6, 2026, 17:01:50 Bregman with another great AB with the bases loaded - IlliniSax05 June 6, 2026, 15:39:18 I thought Edward Cabrera was going to be good.* - Warrin'_Illini June 5, 2026, 15:28:48 This team has just completely fallen apart.* - OB25 June 4, 2026, 20:27:57 Ouch* - QcIlliniFan June 5, 2026, 7:06:27 Well how about that* - OB25 June 4, 2026, 21:44:34 PCA rules.* - Toonces June 4, 2026, 21:52:18 Wtf nico* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes June 4, 2026, 21:34:51 Would have been tied * - ISeeDeadHawkeyes June 4, 2026, 21:37:42 Eh, if playing it out in a vacuum that’s likely a tailor made DP 2 pitches later… - OB25 June 4, 2026, 21:40:10 jamo and shota are the top 2 pitchers in hr allowed giving up a total of 37 so far.* - Ari Gold June 4, 2026, 20:48:10 It’s time to let Counsel go. It’s not working* - Mrap24 June 3, 2026, 22:17:29 LOFL - bjl63 June 4, 2026, 11:01:51 The Bregman signing was bizarre from the jump. - CWR10 June 4, 2026, 11:28:30 Everyone thought he was the brains of the Milwaukee organization. It is clear he wasn't.* - Warrin'_Illini June 4, 2026, 11:03:49 Mets fans thought David Stearns was the brains of that operation too. It turns out the Brewers - voiceofreason June 4, 2026, 21:06:17 The Brewers clearly excel at player development. * - bjl63 June 4, 2026, 11:05:17 The Brewers and Guardians to me have the best sense of who they are - AintHatin June 4, 2026, 11:10:29 rays are (or at least were) as well* - torinese June 5, 2026, 9:04:16 I hate the Rays, but they are good at that - bjl63 June 5, 2026, 15:46:39 And 27 teams will be lining up to hire him immediately. - DanSaint June 4, 2026, 10:50:47 Jed's new League should be whatever the Savannah Bananas play in.* - Warrin'_Illini June 4, 2026, 8:27:09 My goodness does this team find a way to lose games in every way possible* - OB25 June 3, 2026, 22:10:39 They really stink* - Herman Blume June 3, 2026, 22:15:12 My most meat head baseball thing is getting pissed at players for not wearing one when needed. - Carl Spackler June 3, 2026, 21:45:04 Why TF is Dansby hitting 6th? - IlliniSax05 June 3, 2026, 21:36:53 From 15 straight home wins to no home wins in 26 days since. Unreal.* - OB25 June 2, 2026, 21:29:42 This is the kind of team that gets their manager fired. Won’t happen of course. - Herman Blume June 2, 2026, 21:28:14 fire david ross!* - Ari Gold June 3, 2026, 6:08:01 don't blame the hitting coach!* - Poldark June 3, 2026, 8:25:01 David Ross was a terrible manager. There's a reason nobody has hired him since.* - Warrin'_Illini June 3, 2026, 8:11:24 Fuck off, Bregman* - Carl Spackler June 2, 2026, 21:20:06 Great end of the game for our 3-4-5 hitters - IlliniSax05 June 2, 2026, 21:26:18 You got a problem with a strikeout and 2 popups?* - Herman Blume June 2, 2026, 21:29:01 It's not great - IlliniSax05 June 2, 2026, 21:35:21 Time to cancel marquee again* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes June 2, 2026, 21:25:39 So PCA is now above league average in both OPS and OPS+ on top of being the best defender in MLB. - OB25 May 31, 2026, 18:28:47 Here come the Nats - just won series Vs ATL, CLE and SD* - memyselfandillini May 31, 2026, 17:46:43 PCA legacy game* - OB25 May 30, 2026, 21:13:24 The catch to end the game was sick.* - Toonces May 31, 2026, 10:36:26 That was awesome* - Carl Spackler May 30, 2026, 20:35:14 Ben Brown becoming a boss is not something I saw coming. But desperately needed.* - Carl Spackler May 30, 2026, 20:31:30 adding and commanding 2 new pitches has done wonders - DanSaint May 30, 2026, 20:52:48 He’s still throwing just as many fastballs, but he’s got a 2 seamer now.* - Carl Spackler May 31, 2026, 10:50:52 The PBP announcer is terrible. He Gus Johnsons every fly ball* - bjl63 May 30, 2026, 20:27:52 Great AB Dansby - IlliniSax05 May 30, 2026, 19:12:50 WTF does the Creeper fan behind home plate keep holding up?* - KingTalkyTiki May 30, 2026, 18:36:56 "Choke" sign made like the Cubs logo and a "Crying" Cubby bear* - DanSaint May 30, 2026, 19:07:29 That's super clever... - KingTalkyTiki May 30, 2026, 21:29:54 Smoltz is just so bad. Over the pole before in front of it? WTF?* - illini222 May 30, 2026, 18:30:04 And Eric Collins REALLY wants to make a home run call. Getting excited on every fly ball* - OB25 May 30, 2026, 18:59:13 Pete Crow-Alexander! - IlliniSax05 May 30, 2026, 19:27:23 Gus Lite* - illini222 May 30, 2026, 19:11:22 Maton has just been astonishingly bad* - Herman Blume May 29, 2026, 20:38:46 Don't understand how this guy is still getting high leverage opportunities. - Carl Spackler May 29, 2026, 20:48:24 At what point does Alex Cohen become the regular tv PBP guy? - IlliniSax05 May 29, 2026, 18:47:28 Hopefully never* - Herman Blume May 29, 2026, 19:13:51 Back to hating the Shota qualifying offer. He’s always going to be this guy* - OB25 May 29, 2026, 18:36:34 That’s a game that they shouldn’t have lost. Terrible performance from him.* - OB25 May 29, 2026, 22:02:17 He stinks* - Herman Blume May 29, 2026, 19:46:56 RIP to another Wrigleyville staple - the Wrigleyville Lucky Strike is closing. - OB25 May 29, 2026, 13:34:57 I've got a picket to Tittsburgh and will see them face Skenes tonight. /hansel* - Tortillini May 28, 2026, 7:47:55 ^^^good luck charm^^^* - Tortillini May 29, 2026, 7:37:29 Have a safe trip to St. Louis!* - Herman Blume May 29, 2026, 7:51:10 check in on Baby Jane Doe while you're out there - Sammich May 28, 2026, 8:02:39 ooo - KingTalkyTiki May 27, 2026, 11:30:43 Two 10-game winning streaks and one 10-game loser before June has to be some kind of record.* - Toonces May 26, 2026, 18:51:59 iirc, the dodgers did something similar in 2017 and still won a pennant.* - Ari Gold May 26, 2026, 20:36:18 Not quite - IlliniSax05 May 26, 2026, 20:48:09 ooo - IlliniSax05 May 26, 2026, 19:22:32 OOO - KingTalkyTiki May 23, 2026, 18:16:49 Perhaps this team just kinda sucks* - opossum jenkins May 23, 2026, 16:21:02 The two ten game winning streaks would suggest they don’t suck. - JFG May 23, 2026, 18:32:33 The rest of this Cubs lineup should thank PCA for taking all the heat - OrangeSox May 23, 2026, 15:29:49 Man, the middle of this lineup is just terrible right now* - OB25 May 22, 2026, 14:19:49 Man, the middle of this lineup is just terrible right now* - OB25 May 22, 2026, 14:18:50 I'm shocked, SHOCKED, that Happ struck out with the bases loaded - IlliniSax05 May 22, 2026, 14:18:15 *sigh* and again - IlliniSax05 May 22, 2026, 15:05:49 Craig: "we've got our 4 and 5 hitters up, guys that have driven in a lot of runs... - IlliniSax05 May 22, 2026, 14:27:05 Shaw on IL with back injury. Pedro Ramirez called up* - DanSaint May 22, 2026, 11:50:39 Oh no! - KingTalkyTiki May 22, 2026, 12:35:29 stop playing with your voodoo doll!* - DanSaint May 22, 2026, 12:52:02 Just another example of a latino immigrant doing a job a white man can't or won't do. - KingTalkyTiki May 22, 2026, 13:31:51 PCA is broken* - illini81887 May 20, 2026, 19:36:26 It seems like every time I text my buddy "Cubs have the best record in baseball"... - tvillini May 20, 2026, 9:38:48 Please stop doing that.* - Tortillini May 20, 2026, 9:40:54 The Brewers are our daddy.* - OB25 May 19, 2026, 19:26:10 Weird thing is I still don't hate 'em. - KingTalkyTiki May 20, 2026, 9:34:22 Don’t know who is up but Orsillio and Grant are doing the MLB Channel Pads/Dodgers… - LeatherneckIllini May 18, 2026, 21:47:33 Draftkings Sportsbook @ Wrigley = Ed Martin - IlliniSax05 May 18, 2026, 17:44:38 I have never, ever enjoyed this series going back to the exhibition days - KingTalkyTiki May 17, 2026, 16:41:33 For me it’s just a biannual reminder that the Sox exist.* - Herman Blume May 17, 2026, 16:51:40 Nice to see the offense wake up* - shua May 17, 2026, 16:04:04 You suck, Phil Maton* - Carl Spackler May 17, 2026, 15:50:34 He has just been awful. Only a 2-year deal though!* - Herman Blume May 17, 2026, 16:46:08 What a shitty series* - shua May 17, 2026, 15:50:02 Maybe time to get someone up in the pen, Craig. Taillon is throwing BP - IlliniSax05 May 16, 2026, 18:51:53 Maybe time for new home plate umpire* - timmer May 16, 2026, 19:08:19 2 teams in the AL are 3+ games over .500. All 5 teams in the NL Central are 3+ games over .500* - Carl Spackler May 16, 2026, 10:20:54 We didn't talk about Ben Brown's absolutely boss outing yesterday. - Carl Spackler May 15, 2026, 21:13:05 BADBENBROWN no more?* - KingTalkyTiki May 15, 2026, 22:02:37 Why are the cubs wearing the Memorial Day hats? That’s next weekend.* - Toonces May 15, 2026, 21:00:04 The whole league is....and it's for Armed Forces day. - KingTalkyTiki May 15, 2026, 22:05:37 They started doing this like 7 years ago because they were rightly criticized - CanHartlebHireSnider May 15, 2026, 22:35:54 Cabrera has been really struggling with command, needs to be a short leash here. - OB25 May 15, 2026, 20:10:05 Some really bad baseball all around ever since the hit to go up 4-1.* - OB25 May 15, 2026, 20:33:09 The baseball has gotten better. Props to Thornton for saving the game earlier* - OB25 May 15, 2026, 21:21:07 The white Sox bulls uniforms are cool.* - Toonces May 15, 2026, 19:58:39 What the hell are the White Sox wearing?* - opossum jenkins May 15, 2026, 18:48:37 These are their alternates that are supposed to tie in to the Bulls - IlliniSax05 May 15, 2026, 19:37:23 Uniforms?* - UofIL6 May 15, 2026, 19:21:50 3 runs total in 4 game losing streak, Chris Sale tomorrow. Cool cool cool* - OB25 May 13, 2026, 20:45:03 back-to-back shutouts to the little red-shoed Rangers?!* - bbonb May 11, 2026, 9:11:08 Yikes, seems like a really bad challenge review that hurts the Cubs and could cause a big inning* - OB25 May 10, 2026, 14:37:47 Great DP turn keeps the damage to 1 run* - OB25 May 10, 2026, 14:40:24 Bobby Cox = Ed Martin * - ATL May 9, 2026, 13:53:08 better keep an eye on Leo Mazzone* - assassin May 9, 2026, 15:33:04 I’d watch my back if I were Bob Horner* - Herman Blume May 9, 2026, 16:07:41 So the Cubs play the Braves in their first series since both Ted Turner and Bobby Cox died?* - shua May 9, 2026, 13:59:32 Giants trade C Patrick Bailey to Guardians for LH pitching prospect Matt Wilkinson - DanSaint May 9, 2026, 10:22:15 Can someone walk me through when we will start getting some of these pitchers back? - opossum jenkins May 9, 2026, 9:22:06 Don't know. Porter Hodge is also done for the year besides Horton - CanHartlebHireSnider May 9, 2026, 9:43:58 I bet Jed is really strutting around the office. Good for him.* - Toonces May 8, 2026, 21:28:18 Ben Brown man.* - Carl Spackler May 8, 2026, 21:13:49 If he can keep this up, I owe him many apologies - KingTalkyTiki May 9, 2026, 0:53:51 Tied for best record in baseball* - Carl Spackler May 7, 2026, 16:34:09 So is it 19 of the last 22?* - shua May 7, 2026, 17:38:10 This is rough for the reds.* - Toonces May 7, 2026, 14:38:54 Just gettin' rougher. - Illiniphil May 7, 2026, 15:30:18 Can’t recall a major leaguer ever screwing that up* - opossum jenkins May 7, 2026, 14:35:02 Not getting that challenge in that spot is ridiculous. Also a challenge shrimp would be ridiculous* - CanHartlebHireSnider May 6, 2026, 21:41:14 Preposterous* - Herman Blume May 6, 2026, 21:41:02 14 in a row at home is pretty nuts* - OB25 May 6, 2026, 21:39:39 Tied 2nd most ever. 18 the record* - CanHartlebHireSnider May 6, 2026, 21:40:42 To be clear this is Cubs team record* - CanHartlebHireSnider May 6, 2026, 21:56:46 I guess you shouldn’t load the bases* - shua May 6, 2026, 21:37:26 David Ross loved that bunt.* - Toonces May 6, 2026, 21:32:31 Whammy. THIS team is good.* - Toonces May 6, 2026, 22:10:02 Team just won't die.* - Carl Spackler May 6, 2026, 21:18:24 Really shit the bed on this one* - shua May 6, 2026, 21:06:50 Poor communication on the IF. Not sure what JD/Boog are talking about. - Carl Spackler May 6, 2026, 21:07:46 Corbin Martin sucks* - Ron McDon May 6, 2026, 21:06:35 Awful* - opossum jenkins May 6, 2026, 21:07:09 This Reds base running is unskinny bop ungood* - opossum jenkins May 6, 2026, 20:07:14 lol now Boyd having surgery on his knee. Do you even need to play with a pitching staff? - CanHartlebHireSnider May 6, 2026, 16:33:38 Kids ruin everything* - KingTalkyTiki May 6, 2026, 18:12:03 Tripped over Carlos Boozer's suitcase.* - Warrin'_Illini May 6, 2026, 17:36:37 I thought it was Brian Griese's dog* - Sammich May 6, 2026, 17:42:16 brandon lloyd’s parking lot.* - Ari Gold May 6, 2026, 18:44:32 Washing Jeff Kent’s truck.* - Toonces May 6, 2026, 18:44:25 Bryan Robinson* - CanHartlebHireSnider May 6, 2026, 17:43:31 Is it bad that (on that last pay) all I could hear was Lou Brown screaming - aimlessillini May 6, 2026, 7:40:07 He smacked ol' Matty Shaw in the head after his double was overturned into an out. - Warrin'_Illini May 6, 2026, 8:23:49 no, that's never bad - IlliniSax05 May 6, 2026, 8:23:44 So this is what it feels like to have a horseshoe up your ass. Not bad!* - Herman Blume May 5, 2026, 21:53:56 Wow that walkoff hit was 98.7. I thought it was about 40* - Herman Blume May 5, 2026, 22:06:54 Hell of a last month of baseball for the Cubs.* - Carl Spackler May 5, 2026, 21:51:45 What a fun team* - CanHartlebHireSnider May 5, 2026, 21:51:02 Some very bad at bats in the bottom of the ninth* - Herman Blume May 5, 2026, 21:36:54 Conforto has been so good. Dude is smoking the ball. Also Craig knows what he’s doing* - CanHartlebHireSnider May 4, 2026, 22:25:27 Tip of the cap to Counsell there* - OB25 May 4, 2026, 22:25:02 Carson Kelly is very good at this ABS thing.* - Carl Spackler May 4, 2026, 21:55:53 Confirmed: Very good. And he’s been great in the clutch at the plate too! - Carl Spackler May 5, 2026, 11:01:46 I don't think I've seen him be wrong yet.* - KingTalkyTiki May 4, 2026, 22:06:31 Clutch hitting OTOH *grimace** - KingTalkyTiki May 4, 2026, 22:17:02 This Martin guy is cheeks* - Mrap24 May 3, 2026, 16:05:18 These robots at the plate are awesome* - opossum jenkins May 3, 2026, 15:19:43 What is Pat Hughes’ status? Is he retired?* - opossum jenkins May 3, 2026, 14:41:12 No. He’s still the primary radio announcer* - CanHartlebHireSnider May 3, 2026, 14:51:34 Think the Matthew Boyd pixie dust is wearing off.* - Toonces May 3, 2026, 13:42:28 And attaching itself to Mo Baller* - Herman Blume May 3, 2026, 14:06:42 Boyd been shoving since I said it. Happy to provide the whammy.* - Toonces May 3, 2026, 14:57:18 Ben Brown* - Herman Blume May 2, 2026, 15:49:33 Dansby back today and now Nico out mid game. This season is getting ridiculous* - CanHartlebHireSnider May 1, 2026, 13:57:10 Not worried about Nico* - opossum jenkins May 3, 2026, 13:49:15 It's too cold for Cubs baseball at Wrigley today. Wish they were out shitpumping the Snakes.* - Warrin'_Illini May 1, 2026, 14:03:09 Neck tightness for Nico* - CanHartlebHireSnider May 1, 2026, 14:01:15 left side neck tightness per the live report on the game* - Gene Parmesan May 1, 2026, 14:00:37 LOL, Luis Robert on the IL again* - bjl63 April 30, 2026, 17:02:46 Ben Brown! I’ll take a 3-3 trip at LA and SD. Especially with the injuries* - CanHartlebHireSnider April 29, 2026, 18:03:18 Excellent road trip* - Mrap24 April 29, 2026, 22:47:24 He’s not yet in my circle of trust but he was the hero today for sure* - Herman Blume April 29, 2026, 18:47:33 From BadBenBrown to BetterBenBrown* - KingTalkyTiki April 29, 2026, 18:51:32 He has a live arm. Dealing.* - Toonces April 29, 2026, 18:31:50 Another dinger for PCA.* - Warrin'_Illini April 29, 2026, 16:13:25 Wow maybe some good Cubs pitching health news. Palencia could be activated Friday per Mooney* - CanHartlebHireSnider April 29, 2026, 14:04:31 Ethan Roberts available today or still out? Be good to have another arm in the bullpen. - ibdoc April 29, 2026, 11:11:52 Good to see PCA hit one out yesterday. His approach has been better recently and has been making - Warrin'_Illini April 29, 2026, 10:22:55 He's a big reason why the Cubs are 11-3 over the past two weeks - CanHartlebHireSnider April 29, 2026, 10:56:14 I just looked it up because it has felt like him and Busch are just constantly facing lefties - OB25 April 29, 2026, 12:22:21 Yeah this is actually where his defense is a detriment to his offense - CanHartlebHireSnider April 29, 2026, 12:24:10 I was at the game Saturday and he had an awful day with 4Ks and looked bad* - RSMBob April 29, 2026, 10:40:05 LOL, now he's all fixed! - Warrin'_Illini April 29, 2026, 10:45:30 Happy Lee Elia day to all you cocksuckers who celebrate! - KingTalkyTiki April 29, 2026, 10:15:05 Sutcliffe’s hyperbole about every event that happens in a 1 of 162 regular season game is something* - OB25 April 28, 2026, 21:49:26 Yesterday LBK was like, "Does Boog even like this guy?"* - KingTalkyTiki April 28, 2026, 22:59:35 Jfc now Dansby hurt. At least the Cubs can kind of solve that internally with Shaw* - CanHartlebHireSnider April 28, 2026, 21:10:33 Dansby left with an ass cramp. Hopefully that’s not too bad* - CanHartlebHireSnider April 28, 2026, 21:25:59 The Ass Cramps was the name of my band in college * - biclops April 28, 2026, 21:28:10 Butthole Surfers open for ya?* - SurfTheBoneyard April 28, 2026, 21:30:14 They were sharing Sharon’s outlook on the topic of disease * - biclops April 28, 2026, 21:35:29 Sutcliffe claimed on radio today that Justin Steele had a setback in his rehab* - OB25 April 28, 2026, 15:50:06 Now confirmed. He has been shut down for the time being* - OB25 April 28, 2026, 15:53:58 Flexor strain. I wonder if we’ll see him at all this season* - Herman Blume April 28, 2026, 17:15:47 ABS or not, can’t hide Moises behind the plate. No more of this experiment, just let him rake* - OB25 April 27, 2026, 22:54:16 If I’m getting minor complaints off, PCA & Busch shouldn’t be so close to each other in the lineup* - OB25 April 27, 2026, 23:07:03 The pitching injuries are just a killer - CanHartlebHireSnider April 27, 2026, 22:49:56 Thank god we got Maton back /s* - Herman Blume April 28, 2026, 10:33:10 Early start hasn’t been great but not someone I worried about - CanHartlebHireSnider April 28, 2026, 11:22:03 Well that was a missed opportunity * - shua April 25, 2026, 20:44:29 Red Sox fire almost entire coaching staff after game vs Baltimore - DanSaint April 25, 2026, 18:10:13 Jose Flores in the clubhouse like - Sammich April 25, 2026, 19:08:18 People with full mailboxes.... just trying to show off how popular they are. - osklister April 25, 2026, 9:53:51 W* - Mrap24 April 25, 2026, 0:02:50 What a win that was.* - OB25 April 25, 2026, 0:02:33 What a win! And shouldn’t go unnoticed performance by Ryan Rolison* - CanHartlebHireSnider April 25, 2026, 0:02:31 Great stuff from PCA. Two strike hit vs. lefty and his presence on base caused that meatball* - OB25 April 24, 2026, 23:48:53 Whoa!* - CanHartlebHireSnider April 24, 2026, 23:47:37 It took great plays both times but the aggressive sends sure haven’t worked tonight.* - OB25 April 24, 2026, 23:32:33 Bad send. I’d rather 2nd and 3rd one out - CanHartlebHireSnider April 24, 2026, 23:34:49 And damn that throw in by Pages really was absurd* - OB25 April 24, 2026, 23:33:13 That is one of the craziest plays I’ve seen by Nico* - CanHartlebHireSnider April 24, 2026, 23:19:13 I legit don’t think I’ve ever seen the awarded base for throwing over 3 times - CanHartlebHireSnider April 24, 2026, 23:15:58 TIL - KingTalkyTiki April 24, 2026, 22:21:47 yeah, that was a really cool option* - Gene Parmesan April 25, 2026, 10:22:09 So much for missing the Dodgers best pitchers - OB25 April 24, 2026, 21:52:06 Cubs miss Ohtani on the mind this weekend* - Mrap24 April 24, 2026, 8:27:43 Fun frustrating game to be at. Can our pitching stay healthy? - CanHartlebHireSnider April 23, 2026, 17:06:03 Your division leading Cubs!* - ibdoc April 23, 2026, 16:55:18 Dansbusiness Swanson.* - Warrin'_Illini April 23, 2026, 16:28:05 [ W ] x9* - KingTalkyTiki April 23, 2026, 16:22:59 [W]alkoff!* - Illiniphil April 23, 2026, 16:28:29 another good game by shaw too.* - Ari Gold April 23, 2026, 16:26:54 I'm not gonna go out with you. - KingTalkyTiki April 23, 2026, 17:01:57 Seiya getting hot! 3 in the last 3 games.* - KingTalkyTiki April 23, 2026, 15:42:00 Nm.* - SurfTheBoneyard April 23, 2026, 15:07:04 Well DePaul’s Chris Holtmann is literally tone deaf.* - SurfTheBoneyard April 23, 2026, 15:07:01 Did you watch the strech two nights ago? - ISeeDeadHawkeyes April 23, 2026, 15:40:45 No. I am famously not a Cubs fan but… - SurfTheBoneyard April 23, 2026, 15:42:30 we've got Busch!* - Gene Parmesan April 23, 2026, 14:02:42 PAN DOWN* - Herman Blume April 23, 2026, 14:09:49 W, 8 straight. Won on a challenge call strike 3* - ibdoc April 22, 2026, 21:16:40 W, 8 straight. Won on a challenge call strike 3* - ibdoc April 22, 2026, 21:16:40 Nico’s on the juice, right? Like, no doubt about it?* - opossum jenkins April 22, 2026, 21:04:06 Ben Brown might be a thing.* - Carl Spackler April 22, 2026, 20:41:01 I always thought there was something there.* - Warrin'_Illini April 23, 2026, 8:33:01 I think him going through a line up one time is good. It's when it is the 2nd time is when he gets - DanSaint April 22, 2026, 21:05:30 This hasn’t really been true. His career as a starter hitters him better 1st time than 2nd time - CanHartlebHireSnider April 22, 2026, 21:08:43 Need him to be with the Cubs injuries. Lot of potential there* - CanHartlebHireSnider April 22, 2026, 20:42:03 LFG. What a great baseball sky at wrigley tonight.* - Toonces April 22, 2026, 19:41:00 I'm sure a lefty submariner will be good for Busch.* - Warrin'_Illini April 22, 2026, 18:55:01 Giolito signs with the FIRST PLACE Padres. All signs pointing to the new owners picking up... - LeatherneckIllini April 22, 2026, 14:59:18 He signed for less than $3 million. Not really much of a cash outlay - CanHartlebHireSnider April 22, 2026, 15:02:10 can make up to 8 million with incentives* - LeatherneckIllini April 22, 2026, 19:09:44 The day is starting great for the Cubs. Cardinals and Reds both lost* - ibdoc April 22, 2026, 14:49:53 Anyone else notice the rat behind home plate last night? - KingTalkyTiki April 22, 2026, 9:31:01 Looks a bit like you. - Mmancubfan April 22, 2026, 20:16:57 Seems unlikely the Cubs will lose again this season* - Herman Blume April 21, 2026, 21:35:41 I'm going tonight, so that should take care of that.* - KingTalkyTiki April 22, 2026, 9:28:13 So yeah I don’t think Kingery pinch running with bases loaded was worth all this* - OB25 April 21, 2026, 21:25:24 He was coming in either way. Mo wasn’t playing 3rd and they weren’t giving up the DH* - CanHartlebHireSnider April 21, 2026, 21:29:56 True* - OB25 April 21, 2026, 21:35:12 Some absolutely brutal defense from him* - Ron McDon April 21, 2026, 21:27:42 Old friend Brad Keller. Cubs getting screwed by injury luck again.* - Toonces April 21, 2026, 21:21:13 Happy Shota is pitching so well.* - KingTalkyTiki April 21, 2026, 21:09:57 Very weird game tonight. Not very Shota-like. 10 groundballs - CanHartlebHireSnider April 21, 2026, 21:39:35 Making me eat my words so far. Though we’ve done the hot start thing with him before* - OB25 April 21, 2026, 21:14:08 Truth.* - KingTalkyTiki April 21, 2026, 21:23:28 lol Nico leveling up* - CanHartlebHireSnider April 21, 2026, 20:47:04 Every inning is Busch or PCA vs a lefty with risp and 2 outs* - CanHartlebHireSnider April 21, 2026, 20:28:36 lol that works* - CanHartlebHireSnider April 21, 2026, 20:28:49 It continues to amaze me how many pitches Seiya takes right down the middle. - Carl Spackler April 21, 2026, 20:25:19 Feels like if you can get him in a pitchers count he gets in his own head* - CanHartlebHireSnider April 21, 2026, 20:27:22 Very solid defense on both sides this series* - opossum jenkins April 21, 2026, 20:15:55 Moe Baller might be a hitter* - opossum jenkins April 21, 2026, 20:11:18 Crazy non-challenge* - OB25 April 21, 2026, 20:12:21 Agree* - opossum jenkins April 21, 2026, 20:13:57 The challenge system is another awesome change for MLB. * - Toonces April 20, 2026, 20:43:46 The execution of it is as good as it could be, but I still hate it. - OB25 April 20, 2026, 21:12:40 Nico is becoming a superstar* - Herman Blume April 20, 2026, 20:36:22 Dansby tattooed that* - Herman Blume April 20, 2026, 19:15:58 Offense has been unleashed.* - Toonces April 20, 2026, 19:20:00 Yikes, this is a Derosa level press conference blunder by Mendoza - OB25 April 19, 2026, 21:47:21 Perfect example of my biggest gripe with Mendoza. The moment is always too big for him - voiceofreason April 19, 2026, 22:19:13 It would be nice if the division would lose. Cubs and Brewers tied in last place at 12-9 haha* - CanHartlebHireSnider April 19, 2026, 16:10:23 Would be tied for leading the whole AL right now and overall third in run differential - RVA April 19, 2026, 16:17:23 I think the Pirates are probably pretty good and the Reds made the playoffs last year - CanHartlebHireSnider April 19, 2026, 16:18:27 Very satisfying win. Wtf Mets.* - Toonces April 19, 2026, 16:09:04 God bless the Mets* - Herman Blume April 19, 2026, 16:08:56 why pitch to Nico in that situation? I don't get it* - DanSaint April 19, 2026, 16:07:47 Neither does Carlos Mendoza. He’s clueless.* - voiceofreason April 19, 2026, 16:20:59 Oh, Dansby* - opossum jenkins April 19, 2026, 16:04:54 PCA only 4/7 on stolen base attempts isn’t great.* - OB25 April 19, 2026, 14:31:55 it's very early and I have no delusions that they'll keep it up...but Cards are fun to watch - DanSaint April 18, 2026, 21:15:27 stearns was all about run prevention. who would’ve thought he meant his own team’s offense.* - Ari Gold April 18, 2026, 19:04:55 I would be apoplectic right now were I a Mets fan with their start* - Carl Spackler April 18, 2026, 15:59:43 I’d be more upset that they felt they needed Craig Kimbrel* - bjl63 April 18, 2026, 16:57:25 i was shocked he's still in the league. than glad the mets have him so the cubs aren't tempted* - torinese April 18, 2026, 17:01:21 We are used to failure. The only difference now is the extreme amount of money being spent to do it. - voiceofreason April 18, 2026, 16:31:13 Thielbar getting 1st crack at saves while Palencia is on IL? - DanSaint April 18, 2026, 15:54:06 Just keep hitting ground balls, Mets. It works great to kill a rally.* - voiceofreason April 18, 2026, 15:37:39 Over .500 for the first time this season. Offense is clicking - CanHartlebHireSnider April 17, 2026, 15:58:15 Love to see that Moises is raking* - OB25 April 17, 2026, 16:09:23 I am weirdly most confident when he is up. Him or Nico - CanHartlebHireSnider April 17, 2026, 16:11:54 Thank god for the Mets.* - Toonces April 17, 2026, 15:57:49 $350M for a roster full of singles hitters and 2-3 guys playing out of position every night. - voiceofreason April 17, 2026, 17:09:42 Yikes, Horton timeline likely has him missing 3-4 months of next season too* - OB25 April 17, 2026, 12:15:44 Oh good, Palencia to the IL too.* - OB25 April 17, 2026, 12:47:42 ...our pets' HEADS ARE FALLIN OFF! - IlliniSax05 April 17, 2026, 12:53:27 Absolutely ridiculous* - CanHartlebHireSnider April 17, 2026, 12:48:39 ooo - IlliniSax05 April 17, 2026, 12:19:56 Shota looks sharp. Getting declined for a contract is a good incentive.* - Warrin'_Illini April 15, 2026, 19:10:33 Glad this offense is getting unhitched a little* - opossum jenkins April 15, 2026, 18:57:46 Feels like they should’ve gotten more than 2 there* - Herman Blume April 15, 2026, 19:02:55 That’s better!* - Herman Blume April 15, 2026, 19:21:32 NICO.* - Warrin'_Illini April 15, 2026, 18:56:00 They should build the entire team out of Nico Hoerners* - Herman Blume April 15, 2026, 18:58:09 Tigers extend McGonigle to 8 years. - DanSaint April 15, 2026, 10:50:10 You're off the case, McGonigle!* - Sammich April 15, 2026, 11:09:48 Brewers have lost 6 straight after starting 8-2* - Carl Spackler April 15, 2026, 8:32:01 Good win. Luzardo dominated the Cubs last year. Would be pretty good to get him tomorrow! - CanHartlebHireSnider April 14, 2026, 20:49:46 This worked out. PCA even had two hits!* - CanHartlebHireSnider April 15, 2026, 19:21:44 Trying to think of one thing this team does right, can't* - Herman Blume April 14, 2026, 18:23:20 Nico excluded* - Herman Blume April 14, 2026, 19:27:21 Not Cubs, but I can never get enough of these call-up videos. Local kid pitching in hometown - UofIL6 April 14, 2026, 16:50:03 Meanwhile looking for good news the Cubs may have found a guy in Josiah Hartshorn - CanHartlebHireSnider April 14, 2026, 9:48:12 Sharthorn* - Herman Blume April 14, 2026, 18:21:45 Have seen some good clips from this new David Ross and Anthony Rizzo YouTube podcast - OB25 April 13, 2026, 21:42:12 Not gonna lie, some of this stuff was very “WTF” as a fan. - Carl Spackler April 14, 2026, 9:50:21 Embarrassing that a young guy like him couldn't play with a hangover. - Warrin'_Illini April 14, 2026, 10:08:38 There's like 5 different day games where KB had to be pulled midgame due to "stomach issues"" - CanHartlebHireSnider April 14, 2026, 9:52:49 Yeah I remember thinking that too, though the thing that made me give the benefit of the doubt… - OB25 April 14, 2026, 10:12:39 There was a lot of talk that he didn't drink - CanHartlebHireSnider April 14, 2026, 10:25:36 Woof.* - KingTalkyTiki April 13, 2026, 20:05:54 Dansby “don’t call me Mary” Swanson.* - Toonces April 13, 2026, 18:44:58 Is it OK to call him Mr. Pugh?* - DocWalk20 April 14, 2026, 18:16:08 Jesus Shaw* - Herman Blume April 13, 2026, 18:15:39 oOo - KingTalkyTiki April 13, 2026, 18:26:12 PCA is hopeless right now. Absolutely no chance at the plate.* - Herman Blume April 13, 2026, 18:08:26 PCA hasn’t been good but Sanchez is an awful matchup for him - CanHartlebHireSnider April 13, 2026, 18:14:24 Really needed that. Should have had it yesterday. Hopefully that starts something* - CanHartlebHireSnider April 12, 2026, 16:23:36 great start to the year, just like we all dreamed of. at least it's super early* - MC April 11, 2026, 19:46:01 Man as said that is a really frustrating loss - CanHartlebHireSnider April 11, 2026, 17:40:52 Isn't there a funeral Matt Shaw can be at instead of in the lineup every day? - KingTalkyTiki April 11, 2026, 17:13:13 This is neither a good nor likable team* - Herman Blume April 11, 2026, 17:01:31 Man that’s a terrible loss* - OB25 April 11, 2026, 17:01:29 Absolutely pathetic performance.* - Carl Spackler April 11, 2026, 17:01:19 Flubs.* - Warrin'_Illini April 10, 2026, 15:20:33 Shota held up his end of the deal. - KingTalkyTiki April 10, 2026, 15:22:33 This is more like it* - Herman Blume April 7, 2026, 19:47:10 Horton out for the season and needs elbow surgery. Very sad. I guess go sign Giolito?* - CanHartlebHireSnider April 7, 2026, 15:54:38 Sigh, this is why I didn't mind Shota signing the QO, impossible to have enough major league arms* - RVA April 7, 2026, 16:16:03 I mind it because I believe they could’ve used that money for better arms - CanHartlebHireSnider April 7, 2026, 16:39:50 Same. Hopefully they can patch it together and Steele comes back strong.* - Warrin'_Illini April 7, 2026, 16:28:50 Mother effer * - MC April 7, 2026, 16:15:10 Really weird that they haven’t given a diagnosis to Horton’s injury yet* - Carl Spackler April 7, 2026, 7:35:56 My sources say he’s out for the year* - Mrap24 April 7, 2026, 8:23:03 They said it'd be a few days since he's getting imaging and multiple opinions - CanHartlebHireSnider April 7, 2026, 8:14:30 And to that extent apparently per Rogers Horton's MRI was not good and is now going to Texas - CanHartlebHireSnider April 7, 2026, 8:44:33 Can't be a good sign that they're naming the doctor he's seeing* - RVA April 7, 2026, 10:58:25 My hope is they advise him rest and PRP injections - CanHartlebHireSnider April 7, 2026, 11:00:31 This has not been a good start to the season. Dangerously close to "flubs" territory.* - Warrin'_Illini April 6, 2026, 16:22:39 Boyd to the IL. Assad coming up. Not good. Need pitching help* - CanHartlebHireSnider April 6, 2026, 13:09:53 I’d be ok putting and end to the Ben Brown experiment* - Herman Blume April 5, 2026, 17:24:20 The only hit being because Conforto misplayed a ball due to the wind. A+* - CanHartlebHireSnider April 5, 2026, 14:55:49 Hey chorizo - RVA April 5, 2026, 14:23:25 Hahahaha. Spit takee* - TarheelIllini April 6, 2026, 10:00:00 Take it out to the ballgame* - Herman Blume April 5, 2026, 14:37:19 Nice job Conforto* - Herman Blume April 5, 2026, 13:38:17 Horton discomfort in wrist moved to forearm tightness so he wanted to be proactive and shut it down - CanHartlebHireSnider April 3, 2026, 18:40:32 Terrible game but does it even matter if Horton is out for awhile? * - MC April 3, 2026, 17:11:50 Wait are you saying the season is over without Horton? 7 games in?* - Herman Blume April 3, 2026, 17:16:35 Let me grieve. I was ALL IN on Horton. Thought he could push for Cy Young - MC April 3, 2026, 17:21:45 I mean losing Horton sucks but it should not tank their season so yeah losing sucks and matters* - CanHartlebHireSnider April 3, 2026, 17:15:21 Quite the trip through 3-4-5* - Mrap24 April 3, 2026, 16:47:22 Do you not like pop outs to 3rd? * - MC April 3, 2026, 17:12:19 Horton pulls self after 17 pitches. - KingTalkyTiki April 3, 2026, 15:33:54 Fuck. This always seemed like it was going to be his surgery year though.* - Toonces April 3, 2026, 16:00:04 Did he really eff his arm up???? Horrible * - MC April 3, 2026, 15:55:16 Right forearm discomfort* - Mrap24 April 3, 2026, 15:55:12 Very much did not look good. And why I wanted more pitching* - CanHartlebHireSnider April 3, 2026, 15:42:51 Saw some things that he had tears in his eyes as he was walking to dugout - DanSaint April 3, 2026, 15:42:48 cubs reporter said that btw * - MC April 3, 2026, 15:54:48 thanks. had the Pirates game on so didn't hear the Cubs TV broadcast* - DanSaint April 3, 2026, 16:55:11 Pirates Uber prospect Konnor Griffin to be called up prior to tomorrow games - DanSaint April 2, 2026, 10:47:02 9 years $140 million. I'm assuming he won't sign this until after the game tomorrow? - CanHartlebHireSnider April 2, 2026, 15:39:50 If he’s good, that’s a deal for PIT * - MC April 2, 2026, 16:00:11 The first 6 years he’d be under club control which is probably ~$40 million - CanHartlebHireSnider April 2, 2026, 16:35:20 I’m sure that week in the minors totally made him more ready* - bjl63 April 2, 2026, 11:20:42 That's one way to get him there.* - Warrin'_Illini April 2, 2026, 11:07:16 Sounds like him and the Pirates are also talking contract.* - Carl Spackler April 2, 2026, 11:06:06 I know it’s WAY too early to care but seeing the 5-1 start for the Brewers… - OB25 April 1, 2026, 16:52:43 The Sox and Rays are likely both awful - CanHartlebHireSnider April 1, 2026, 16:55:57 Boyd cruising in this one. 10 Ks. Cubs up 5-0* - DanSaint April 1, 2026, 14:56:36 Those of a certain age: a part of your childhood returns..to Twitter - DanSaint April 1, 2026, 10:48:34 How about that?* - Sammich April 1, 2026, 10:59:36 Gathering Crowds. - osklister April 1, 2026, 16:27:46 Saw a dude with a Baseball Bunch shirt on after the game Monday. - KingTalkyTiki April 1, 2026, 10:59:04 Need a win tomorrow - CanHartlebHireSnider March 31, 2026, 22:25:25 CB Bucknor has managed to outdo himself. - OB25 March 31, 2026, 21:26:57 Or hes still pissed about how the ABS called him out as a horrible umpire last week* - DanSaint March 31, 2026, 21:31:33 One of my favorite things in the early baseball season is seeing some of these horrible - voiceofreason March 31, 2026, 22:40:21 I had no idea how electric ABS would be. It's fantastic* - illini21 April 1, 2026, 8:42:23 I still love Jorge Soler.* - Toonces March 31, 2026, 20:13:48 Pretty much said the same at the game last night.* - KingTalkyTiki March 31, 2026, 22:03:55 Nats beating Phillies 10-2. So losing 2 of 3 might not of been a shock. yes, it's early* - DanSaint March 30, 2026, 20:30:52 Not a bad debut for Cabrera* - CanHartlebHireSnider March 30, 2026, 20:28:35 Nice, windy night at Wrigley...though I don't think they were expecting the crowd they got tonight - KingTalkyTiki March 30, 2026, 22:59:07 Rays trying to blow the third game vs Cards * - MC March 29, 2026, 15:48:28 Don’t love losing a series to the Nats but such is baseball * - MC March 29, 2026, 15:35:42 Continue to wish that we hadn’t given Shota the huge qualifying offer.* - OB25 March 29, 2026, 13:28:47 Everyone can now quit being mean to him.* - Toonces March 29, 2026, 14:17:39 100%* - CanHartlebHireSnider March 29, 2026, 13:29:17 Great defense for Nats * - MC March 28, 2026, 13:48:35 ABS implementation is fine. No issues with it * - MC March 28, 2026, 13:47:46 The first CB Buckner game with ABS is happening now and it’s going as expected.* - OB25 March 28, 2026, 17:58:49 PCA gets another crack at Mikolas today. 5 HR’s in 9 career at-bats* - OB25 March 28, 2026, 11:31:54 Something I hadn't realized: Cubs have their IF + PCA + Amaya signed for the next 4 seasons. - Carl Spackler March 28, 2026, 9:12:10 Busch contract is glorious for Cubs, terrible for him * - MC March 28, 2026, 11:17:04 Yeah him and Steele are the victims of late emergence. Steele doesn’t hit FA until 31* - Carl Spackler March 28, 2026, 11:39:25 Was that a Cubs thing or carryover from LA?* - RVA March 28, 2026, 11:20:44 He's only in his 3rd season of service time. 6 years of service time before you reach free agency - CanHartlebHireSnider March 28, 2026, 11:27:07 Also if you want to get really technical - CanHartlebHireSnider March 28, 2026, 11:37:37 Also to note PCA only entered the year with 1.170 service time - CanHartlebHireSnider March 28, 2026, 11:46:14 Ok thanks, the PCA contract/Busch not was throwing me off - RVA March 28, 2026, 14:33:12 The late arriving players really do get royally screwed in this system.* - OB25 March 28, 2026, 11:54:56 Under the current CBA there's now a bonus pool based on service time - CanHartlebHireSnider March 28, 2026, 12:44:08 Last year PCA got $1.2 million in bonus, Horton ~$850k and Busch ~$500k - CanHartlebHireSnider March 28, 2026, 12:45:51 Shaw under team control for awhile too - RVA March 28, 2026, 11:12:09 Nico got 6 years $141 million * - MC March 27, 2026, 17:23:08 $141 million for Nico. 4th largest contract for a 2B ever* - CanHartlebHireSnider March 27, 2026, 17:22:54 Cards were down 7-1 in the 6th. Come back to win 9-7. Wetherhold hit a HR - DanSaint March 26, 2026, 18:26:56 ABS seems fine? Doesn’t seem annoying * - MC March 26, 2026, 18:19:22 Nico extension! LFG! Now do Seiya* - CanHartlebHireSnider March 26, 2026, 17:05:48 Wow 6 years for Nico! That stuns me. Tom breaking out the checkbook lately* - CanHartlebHireSnider March 26, 2026, 17:22:07 Yeah that surprised me too.* - Carl Spackler March 26, 2026, 17:24:59 does make you wonder...do they see Shaw as tradeable or is he an OF'er now? - DanSaint March 26, 2026, 17:11:11 These things work themselves out. Shaw is moving around - CanHartlebHireSnider March 26, 2026, 17:14:46 Well that sucked. I can’t get over how many hard hit balls the Nats had - CanHartlebHireSnider March 26, 2026, 16:41:40 especially holding Wood to an 0-4 and 3 Ks. Although I do like House and Abrams in their lineup* - DanSaint March 26, 2026, 17:34:15 Well this is shit * - MC March 26, 2026, 14:30:28 I blame Matt Shaw... - KingTalkyTiki March 26, 2026, 15:02:55 do we seriously need politics in every fucking thread?* - VIV March 26, 2026, 15:04:10 Probably.* - KingTalkyTiki March 26, 2026, 15:12:59 While I agree with your stance on Shaw, I don’t think we need that. * - MC March 26, 2026, 15:14:05 Thanks for your feedback. - KingTalkyTiki March 26, 2026, 15:32:42 Matt "Oil Can" Boyd (derogative).* - Warrin'_Illini March 26, 2026, 14:26:55 All the US WBC starters didn't pitch well* - DanSaint March 26, 2026, 14:46:55 Can now watch marquee via the prime video app - ISeeDeadHawkeyes March 26, 2026, 13:58:40 Bregman had a bad spring. Probably means nothing but I hope the Cubs didn't pay up - Toonces March 26, 2026, 13:36:10 What? He hit over .500 with a 1.800 ops in the spring* - CanHartlebHireSnider March 26, 2026, 16:42:53 I stand corrected. Maybe I was just thinking about his WBC.* - Toonces March 26, 2026, 16:52:42 He didn't look great for Boston after he came back from injury* - Chicago1995 March 26, 2026, 13:54:28 Meh. He's only 31* - illini21 March 26, 2026, 13:54:10 We know this much: he is slow.* - Warrin'_Illini March 26, 2026, 14:27:23 Baseball is happening.* - Warrin'_Illini March 26, 2026, 13:21:31 Let's Do This - KingTalkyTiki March 25, 2026, 10:41:27 The game tonight is on Netflix, WTF* - reggiedunlop March 25, 2026, 9:21:43 There is a Cubs game tonight?* - JFG March 25, 2026, 10:10:19 No. Giants/Yankees* - CanHartlebHireSnider March 25, 2026, 10:11:06 aw shit we're still doing baseball? * - ijustkrushalot March 25, 2026, 10:11:00 I had no clue when the season started. Nice that Illini hoops is overlapping with MLB.* - Warrin'_Illini March 25, 2026, 10:39:59 6/$115 for Pete. Starting next year* - CanHartlebHireSnider March 24, 2026, 18:00:54 Seems like a great deal for both sides.* - Warrin'_Illini March 25, 2026, 9:00:11 Sounds like that infielder spot will just be Scott Kingery. Carlson made it - CanHartlebHireSnider March 24, 2026, 13:05:34 I am so excited to see Horton this year. He was magic 2nd half * - MC March 24, 2026, 0:22:17 Looks Alcantara to Iowa. So Carlson gets a bench spot. Seems like - CanHartlebHireSnider March 23, 2026, 22:25:39 Cubs finalizing an extension for PCA, per Passan* - OB25 March 23, 2026, 22:06:36 Done deal, per MLB Network. - Illiniphil March 24, 2026, 10:22:41 Awesome. Now do Nico* - CanHartlebHireSnider March 23, 2026, 22:17:51 View all; Collapse ^ new thread for potential slow draft fantasy league - digs August 26, 2026, 10:50:42 View all; 283 responses; illini222 1 hour ago ⇥ I'm around for a bit if 222 & harb are* - EffinIllini 3 hours ago Im heading out on the boat for a bit but I can make picks later this evening. * - harb 3 hours ago Waiting for Corona* - illini222 1 hour ago sorry - had the order messed up.* - EffinIllini 1 hour ago No problem, I've been checking on and off all day, thought I slowed it down again* - illini222 1 hour ago I think digs has been tailgating all day and forgot to check in* - Gene Parmesan Yesterday, 19:59:13 Been stuck for almost 12 hours. I’ll be out of pocket tomorrow driving for 6 hours. * - harb Yesterday, 22:22:18 i'm out of picks for corona, so we'll have to wait for him* - VIV Yesterday, 10:36:19 he's in. digs, GC, bjl next up* - Gene Parmesan Yesterday, 12:16:22 Effin, you're up for 2, then back to harbles with 222 in the hole. * - VIV Yesterday, 09:05:06 picks in. was out on a walk. - EffinIllini Yesterday, 09:27:16 Yep. Im incommunicado from about 4-midnight * - bjl63 Yesterday, 10:02:45 I'll be home in thirty to draft* - reggiedunlop September 2, 2026, 19:33:42 Done* - reggiedunlop September 2, 2026, 20:21:33 I may be holding up the draft until 10pm or 11pm if it gets to me * - MC September 2, 2026, 17:07:36 send VIV or digs a list if you have people in mind - Gene Parmesan September 2, 2026, 17:10:32 222, you're up, then harb, then effin for 2 and back* - VIV September 2, 2026, 14:00:19 Hopefully this gets to me before 5 PM* - EffinIllini September 2, 2026, 14:04:29 you're up twice, effin* - VIV September 2, 2026, 16:06:08 Now Effin and I should just go out drinking. * - harb September 2, 2026, 16:17:52 lol - EffinIllini September 2, 2026, 16:19:42 I will monitor if you send me or VIV a list* - Draino September 2, 2026, 14:30:56 MC, I was debating between Stribling and Deebo, ended up going the other way - reggiedunlop September 2, 2026, 12:20:09 BJL, you're up. Draino, on deck. Then me, then MC and Gene and Reggie for 2* - VIV September 2, 2026, 10:36:04 We are moving now* - MC September 2, 2026, 11:50:50 i love it. * - VIV September 2, 2026, 11:58:00 so much for that* - Gene Parmesan September 2, 2026, 13:52:00 corona, you're up. digs, on deck. GC, keep an eye out. let's please get a couple rounds today* - VIV September 2, 2026, 08:25:17 You apparently missed my PM* - CoronaTheirAss September 2, 2026, 09:17:57 oh shit. i did. sorry about that* - VIV September 2, 2026, 09:20:14 i'll be off and on with access so keep an eye on DMs for my picks if you want to keep the draft - CoronaTheirAss September 2, 2026, 09:30:08 hit me with them. i'll actually pay attention* - VIV September 2, 2026, 09:30:31 you guys are gonna need to rename this torture draft instead of slow draft* - OrangeSox September 2, 2026, 08:09:02 It is painful to watch from a distance… and yet I can’t look away* - Carl Spackler September 2, 2026, 10:49:03 I’m fascinated by it every year. I’d be in a straight jacket by the final round if I signed up* - OB25 September 2, 2026, 11:29:03 can people please try to keep an eye out today?* - Gene Parmesan September 2, 2026, 07:47:23 harbles, you're up. effin, you're on deck for 2. * - VIV September 1, 2026, 18:38:26 Done...been away all evening* - EffinIllini September 1, 2026, 22:29:40 I’ll make my 8th round pick this evening, but I’m going to be out of pocket for awhile. * - harb September 1, 2026, 19:12:22 Pick is in. * - harb September 1, 2026, 19:04:00 this weekend is gonna be tough for people...we gotta get in more than 7 picks a day * - digs September 1, 2026, 15:43:34 how's about 9!* - Gene Parmesan September 1, 2026, 21:34:06 yep, we gotta pick it up* - VIV September 1, 2026, 15:48:54 call 222-twenty-two twenty-two* - Gene Parmesan September 1, 2026, 16:05:36 Paging Corona* - Gene Parmesan September 1, 2026, 14:19:08 Ok yall. I know this is a slow draft…but we are pacing slower than ever. - digs August 29, 2026, 17:53:14 It's me, I'm the problem, I'll be around all day tomorrow and - reggiedunlop August 30, 2026, 22:10:04 You do realize it’s your pick right?* - CoronaTheirAss August 31, 2026, 08:51:55 I’ll check when I can in the AM…not up yet.* - EffinIllini August 29, 2026, 22:33:58 My bad was at the state fair all day. I usually don’t have a life * - MC August 29, 2026, 18:59:33 nobodys bad...just trying to give it a kick in the ass - digs August 30, 2026, 11:43:21 Fried chicken on a stick was A+. Almost went back a second portion, should’ve done it * - MC August 30, 2026, 12:18:28 I was out on the lake all day and expected it to be my turn when we docked…… - harb August 29, 2026, 18:33:32 MC SlowDraft* - CoronaTheirAss August 29, 2026, 18:09:23 I’m locked in and ready to go. Have 2 in the queue. * - VIV August 29, 2026, 18:02:20 Reggie!* - Gene Parmesan August 29, 2026, 07:01:57 Sorry, just got home a bit ago, making my pick shortly* - reggiedunlop August 29, 2026, 10:11:00 Reggie, you're on the clock. Gene, you're on deck* - VIV August 27, 2026, 13:57:20 DRAFT ORDER - Draino August 27, 2026, 15:15:16 Still not quite right. I’m above 222* - CoronaTheirAss August 27, 2026, 18:43:41 correct...you are next CORRECT DRAFT ORDER inside - digs August 27, 2026, 22:24:51 You missed 222 at 10. * - harb August 27, 2026, 15:51:55 Thanks for starting this - digs August 27, 2026, 14:22:18 FYI for reggie and any new members. It is Superflex. * - digs August 27, 2026, 14:21:03 ROUND 17* - VIV August 27, 2026, 13:56:31 ROUND 16* - VIV August 27, 2026, 13:56:25 ROUND 15* - VIV August 27, 2026, 13:56:19 ROUND 14* - VIV August 27, 2026, 13:56:13 delete* - bjl63 6 hours ago ROUND 13* - VIV August 27, 2026, 13:56:07 Hold up* - digs 3 hours ago Dylan Sampson* - digs 3 hours ago I hate it but Aaron Rodgers…* - GCIllini99 4 hours ago Pat Bryant, WR, Illinois* - bjl63 6 hours ago Give me the brisket. Jacoby Brissett* - Draino 6 hours ago Jordyn Tyson WR NO* - VIV 7 hours ago M. Penix Jr QB ATL * - MC 7 hours ago Emmett Johnson, RB, KC* - Gene Parmesan Today, 13:35:25 Tank Dell* - reggiedunlop Today, 13:09:51 ROUND 12* - VIV August 27, 2026, 13:56:02 Keaton Mitchell, SD* - reggiedunlop Today, 13:08:42 Carson Beck, QB, ARI* - Gene Parmesan Today, 12:59:14 Coleman RB Denver (VIV you rascal that was snipe #1) * - MC Today, 12:18:59 Chris Rodriguez RB JAX* - VIV Today, 09:12:39 RJ Harvey DEN - Draino Today, 08:48:58 Mike Washington, RB, LV* - bjl63 Today, 08:17:40 Romeo doubs—WR* - GCIllini99 Today, 07:09:29 Tre Tucker * - digs Today, 00:12:11 Matthew Golden* - CoronaTheirAss Yesterday, 10:54:40 Juwan Johnson, TE* - illini222 Yesterday, 10:28:47 Edited….Jakobi Meyers * - harb Yesterday, 10:01:41 Gene Parm took him in round 8.* - GCIllini99 Yesterday, 10:05:24 Thanks and fixed…I hope. It helps if you spell “Godwin” versus “Goodwin” in your search. * - harb Yesterday, 10:14:39 Bryce Young, QB* - EffinIllini Yesterday, 09:24:59 ROUND 11* - VIV August 27, 2026, 13:55:55 Xavier Worthy, WR* - EffinIllini Yesterday, 09:21:47 Rashad White * - harb Yesterday, 08:04:57 Tyler Allegier, RB* - illini222 Yesterday, 07:47:12 Corona picks Bill (aka jacory croskey-merritt) RB WAS* - VIV September 2, 2026, 23:00:45 woody marks * - digs September 2, 2026, 22:42:37 Chuba Hubbard—RB Car* - GCIllini99 September 2, 2026, 21:45:15 Taylor Swift's husband* - bjl63 September 2, 2026, 21:21:52 CJ Stroud Hou - Draino September 2, 2026, 21:17:51 I'll take the gamble. Josh Jacobs RB GB(?)* - VIV September 2, 2026, 21:03:20 Gainwell RB Tampa * - MC September 2, 2026, 20:50:24 Michael Wilson, WR, ARI* - Gene Parmesan September 2, 2026, 20:43:17 Monangai, Da Bears* - reggiedunlop September 2, 2026, 20:21:20 ROUND 10* - VIV August 27, 2026, 13:55:49 Courtland Sutton, Denver* - reggiedunlop September 2, 2026, 20:20:13 Jalen Coker, WR, CAR* - Gene Parmesan September 2, 2026, 18:17:26 J Downs WR IND * - MC September 2, 2026, 18:14:45 Alec Pierce WR IND* - VIV September 2, 2026, 18:03:31 Makai Lemon Phi* - Draino September 2, 2026, 17:50:22 Blake Corum* - bjl63 September 2, 2026, 17:30:28 Wan’Dale Robinson* - GCIllini99 September 2, 2026, 16:42:31 isaiah likely * - digs September 2, 2026, 16:29:58 Corona picks Cam Ward QB TEN* - VIV September 2, 2026, 16:25:48 Dallas Goedert, TE* - illini222 September 2, 2026, 16:24:51 Tyjae Spears. * - harb September 2, 2026, 16:17:25 Brian Thomas, WR, JAC* - EffinIllini September 2, 2026, 16:12:27 ROUND 9* - VIV August 27, 2026, 13:55:42 Rico Dowdle, RB, PIT* - EffinIllini September 2, 2026, 16:11:25 Stefon Diggs. * - harb September 2, 2026, 16:00:19 Jordan Addison, WR* - illini222 September 2, 2026, 15:39:32 Corona DMed me. He chooses DK Metcalf WR PIT* - VIV September 2, 2026, 13:02:36 Kevin Conception Conception * - digs September 2, 2026, 12:57:01 George kittle* - GCIllini99 September 2, 2026, 12:56:02 Jordan Mason, RB* - bjl63 September 2, 2026, 12:00:26 Michael Pittman CHECKDOWNS - Pitt* - Draino September 2, 2026, 11:55:06 Harold FanninCa TE CLE* - VIV September 2, 2026, 11:46:41 D Stribling WR 49ers * - MC September 2, 2026, 11:44:00 Tony Pollard, RB, TEN* - Gene Parmesan September 2, 2026, 11:28:00 Deebo, sf* - reggiedunlop September 2, 2026, 11:26:08 ROUND 8* - VIV August 27, 2026, 13:55:35 Kraft, gb* - reggiedunlop September 2, 2026, 11:25:47 Chris Godwin, WR, TB* - Gene Parmesan September 2, 2026, 11:18:19 J Reed GB WR * - MC September 2, 2026, 11:12:53 TreVeyon Henderson RB NE* - VIV September 2, 2026, 11:08:11 Jonathon Brooks RB Car* - Draino September 2, 2026, 11:06:28 Sam Darnold* - bjl63 September 2, 2026, 10:40:52 Marvin Harrison Jr. - GCIllini99 September 2, 2026, 10:12:02 malik willis * - digs September 2, 2026, 09:17:58 Carnell Tate* - CoronaTheirAss September 2, 2026, 09:17:31 Jaylen Warren, Rb* - illini222 September 2, 2026, 07:31:59 Kyle Pitts Sr. * - harb September 2, 2026, 00:38:33 Sam LaPorta, TE, DET* - EffinIllini September 1, 2026, 22:28:47 ROUND 7* - VIV August 27, 2026, 13:55:28 Rhamondre Stevenson, RB, NE* - EffinIllini September 1, 2026, 22:28:09 Isiah Pacheco * - harb September 1, 2026, 18:59:21 JK Dobbins, RB* - illini222 September 1, 2026, 17:14:26 Rome Odunze* - CoronaTheirAss September 1, 2026, 14:22:24 Quentin Johnston * - digs September 1, 2026, 11:27:25 David Montgomery—RB Hou* - GCIllini99 September 1, 2026, 11:08:27 Jameson Williams, WR, DET* - bjl63 September 1, 2026, 10:42:19 Christian Watson- GB - Draino September 1, 2026, 09:32:38 Davante Adams WR LAR* - VIV September 1, 2026, 09:16:33 Tuten RB Jacksonville * - MC September 1, 2026, 07:06:38 Daniel Jones, QB, IND* - Gene Parmesan August 31, 2026, 23:13:46 Marshawn Lloyd, GB* - reggiedunlop August 31, 2026, 21:40:47 ROUND 6* - VIV August 27, 2026, 13:55:21 Luther Burden III* - reggiedunlop August 31, 2026, 21:39:06 Tyler Warren, TE, IND* - Gene Parmesan August 31, 2026, 21:29:33 J. Price RB Seattle * - MC August 31, 2026, 20:14:33 Let’s do this! QUINNNSHOONNNNNNNNN JJJUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDDKIIINNNNNNNSSSSS (rb CLE)* - VIV August 31, 2026, 18:56:42 Mile Evan’s - SF / Injured - Draino August 31, 2026, 18:29:58 Parker Washington, WR, JAX* - bjl63 August 31, 2026, 17:18:15 Emeka Egbuka* - GCIllini99 August 31, 2026, 17:07:52 Cam CTEbro * - digs August 31, 2026, 16:20:44 Tyler Shough* - CoronaTheirAss August 31, 2026, 16:12:58 Terry McLaurin* - illini222 August 31, 2026, 15:57:15 he was drafted 4 rounds ago* - VIV August 31, 2026, 15:58:49 Sorry was searching names, didn't mean to pick him.* - illini222 August 31, 2026, 16:04:27 Tee Higgins * - harb August 31, 2026, 15:45:07 Tetairoa McMillan, WR* - EffinIllini August 31, 2026, 15:41:03 ROUND 5* - VIV August 27, 2026, 13:55:14 Bucky Irving, RB* - EffinIllini August 31, 2026, 15:34:31 DJ Moore * - harb August 31, 2026, 15:25:56 Baker Mayfield* - illini222 August 31, 2026, 15:18:38 Travis Etienne* - CoronaTheirAss August 31, 2026, 14:01:53 D. Swift - digs August 31, 2026, 13:47:22 Jaylen waddle* - GCIllini99 August 31, 2026, 13:34:58 Zay Flowers* - bjl63 August 31, 2026, 12:15:17 Javonte Williams RB DAL* - Draino August 31, 2026, 11:21:45 littleLaddwholovesberriesandcream McConkey WR LAC* - VIV August 31, 2026, 11:13:40 J Love RB Arizona * - MC August 31, 2026, 11:11:49 Rashee Rice, WR, KC* - Gene Parmesan August 31, 2026, 09:34:03 Garrett Wilson, NYJ* - reggiedunlop August 31, 2026, 09:19:19 ROUND 4* - VIV August 27, 2026, 13:55:08 Kyler Murray* - reggiedunlop August 31, 2026, 09:18:42 Jared Goff, QB, Detroit* - Gene Parmesan August 30, 2026, 20:39:40 Nabers WR NEW YORK FOOTBALL GIANTS * - MC August 30, 2026, 17:44:05 not my pick yet* - Gene Parmesan August 30, 2026, 17:15:53 Oops, not my pick yet* - Gene Parmesan August 30, 2026, 17:17:13 It is now* - VIV August 30, 2026, 19:09:19 nice try * - MC August 30, 2026, 17:44:26 Kyren Williams RB LAR* - VIV August 30, 2026, 17:09:23 C Loveland Bears - Draino August 30, 2026, 16:55:38 Ashton Jeanty* - bjl63 August 30, 2026, 15:49:13 Matthew Stafford* - GCIllini99 August 30, 2026, 15:04:21 Devonta Smith * - digs August 30, 2026, 14:02:30 Patrick Mahomes* - CoronaTheirAss August 30, 2026, 13:08:38 Chris Olave* - illini222 August 30, 2026, 12:58:54 Breese Hall * - harb August 30, 2026, 12:17:53 Jaxson Dart, QB* - EffinIllini August 30, 2026, 11:09:07 ROUND 3* - VIV August 27, 2026, 13:55:00 Nico Collins, WR* - EffinIllini August 30, 2026, 11:07:09 Jordan Love. * - harb August 30, 2026, 10:55:14 Trey McBride* - illini222 August 30, 2026, 08:47:25 Kenneth Walker* - CoronaTheirAss August 30, 2026, 07:03:14 Bo Chapman Nix * - digs August 30, 2026, 04:15:49 Saquon Barkley* - GCIllini99 August 29, 2026, 21:52:17 George Pickens* - bjl63 August 29, 2026, 21:45:59 Purdy SF QB - Draino August 29, 2026, 20:41:53 Trevor Lawrence, QB JAX* - VIV August 29, 2026, 19:00:55 Bowers, TE LV * - MC August 29, 2026, 18:59:00 Omarion Hampton, RB, LAC* - Gene Parmesan August 29, 2026, 10:50:18 Achane, Dolphins* - reggiedunlop August 29, 2026, 10:21:35 ROUND 2* - VIV August 27, 2026, 13:54:51 Caleb Willams* - reggiedunlop August 29, 2026, 10:20:02 Drake London, WR, ATL* - Gene Parmesan August 28, 2026, 15:50:29 Herbert, QB LAC * - MC August 28, 2026, 15:35:08 AJ Brown, WR NE* - VIV August 28, 2026, 12:57:19 Chase Brown ILL* - Draino August 28, 2026, 12:52:20 Derrick Henry* - bjl63 August 28, 2026, 11:00:29 James Cook* - GCIllini99 August 28, 2026, 10:53:46 J jettas * - digs August 28, 2026, 10:43:32 Real - bjl63 August 28, 2026, 10:58:48 Who?* - bjl63 August 28, 2026, 10:59:50 Justin Jefferson* - CoronaTheirAss August 28, 2026, 11:23:51 Who?* - bjl63 August 28, 2026, 10:59:13 Justin Jefferson* - VIV August 28, 2026, 10:59:42 Jonathon Taylor* - CoronaTheirAss August 28, 2026, 10:18:19 Christian McCaffrey* - illini222 August 28, 2026, 10:06:21 CeeDee Lamb * - harb August 28, 2026, 10:05:19 Dak Prescott, QB* - EffinIllini August 28, 2026, 09:22:58 ROUND 1* - VIV August 27, 2026, 13:54:45 Amon-Ra St. Brown, WR* - EffinIllini August 28, 2026, 09:16:28 Jalen Hurts * - harb August 28, 2026, 08:28:35 Jayden Daniels* - illini222 August 28, 2026, 08:23:50 Puka* - CoronaTheirAss August 28, 2026, 05:41:40 jaxon flaxon waxon njigba* - digs August 27, 2026, 22:22:03 Drake maye.* - GCIllini99 August 27, 2026, 19:03:55 Joe Burrow* - bjl63 August 27, 2026, 18:32:29 Jamar Chase Cin WR* - Draino August 27, 2026, 18:15:41 Lamar Jackson QB BAL* - VIV August 27, 2026, 16:21:27 Josh Allen, QB Buffalo * - MC August 27, 2026, 16:17:38 B. Robinson, RB, ATL* - Gene Parmesan August 27, 2026, 15:58:46 Gibbs, RB Det* - reggiedunlop August 27, 2026, 14:10:38 draft order below via random wheel - digs August 27, 2026, 11:28:57 also going through my box for the first time in a long time - digs August 27, 2026, 11:13:19 TWSS* - bbonb August 27, 2026, 18:32:17 napsters preference - digs August 27, 2026, 11:14:42 For us newbies..can you share details about timing etc. for draft? - GCIllini99 August 27, 2026, 10:05:51 its all on here - digs August 27, 2026, 10:12:06 Thanks. When does the draft start?* - GCIllini99 August 27, 2026, 10:15:23 technically it could start now - digs August 27, 2026, 10:32:21 do a random number generator thing for draft order so I can at least get an idea* - VIV August 27, 2026, 11:02:05 im just going to click their randomize thing a number of times - digs August 27, 2026, 11:10:39 3 * - MC August 27, 2026, 11:13:46 well...they dont let you use that when you schedule an offline draft - digs August 27, 2026, 11:27:33 NM - GCIllini99 August 27, 2026, 10:05:51 ok gc mc and reggie dm me your email* - digs August 26, 2026, 15:36:40 MC is still need your email...the others are sent * - digs August 27, 2026, 09:55:42 What site will the league be housed on? * - MC August 27, 2026, 10:25:27 ESPN * - digs August 27, 2026, 10:47:19 Pm sent * - MC August 27, 2026, 11:09:07 invite sent * - digs August 27, 2026, 11:12:16 Oops did I miss a thread? - Dilbert August 26, 2026, 11:34:30 my bad i dont post often - digs August 26, 2026, 13:38:01 Reggie can have it. - Dilbert August 26, 2026, 14:58:00 We can co-own it* - reggiedunlop August 26, 2026, 15:37:43 I would be in if the math works* - reggiedunlop August 26, 2026, 10:52:06 we can do that - digs August 26, 2026, 10:59:04 In* - GCIllini99 August 26, 2026, 13:39:04 yo* - EffinIllini August 26, 2026, 13:38:45 Yep * - MC August 26, 2026, 12:30:23 in* - Draino August 26, 2026, 12:26:19 I’ll do it* - bjl63 August 26, 2026, 12:04:39 yessir* - Gene Parmesan August 26, 2026, 11:45:17 In. * - harb August 26, 2026, 11:37:53 In* - illini222 August 26, 2026, 11:32:01 In* - CoronaTheirAss August 26, 2026, 11:26:34 present* - VIV August 26, 2026, 11:05:20 View all; Collapse ^ Current Events 8/31 - The brain addled dipshit is crashing out over his waning influence - doubledown August 31, 2026, 07:25:23 View all; 337 responses; Stu 2 hours ago ⇥ Hey you dipshit chamber of Commerce types, you voted for this - ATL 6 hours ago This is nothing new... HI costs have been skyrocketing for... a long time... - uofi1998 6 hours ago it is new. Old benefits newly cut. New high deductibles. New longer lists of providers who - memyselfandillini 6 hours ago *calls for dermatology appt* “we will see you in December, Mr cubed”* - lcubed 4 hours ago Forget charging me $50 for missing an appointment, I’m more worried about… - DT 2 hours ago 8 months to see a neurologist in these parts* - Stu 2 hours ago Next year: “December? That’s great!!!* - memyselfandillini 3 hours ago But stonks!* - ATL 6 hours ago Gotta eat stock because it's too expensive to even make a soup - RVA 5 hours ago Trump: let’s stop participating in international trade - ATL 7 hours ago He’s trying to take the ship down with the captain. * - memyselfandillini 6 hours ago Anyone believe the jobs report? * - doubledown Today, 10:41:15 Probably* - DocWalk20 Today, 10:49:21 The WSJ story on Fetterman is wild. What an absolute rancid sack of shit.* - Warrin'_Illini Today, 10:15:07 I honestly can't figure out, was he always like this - Sounder Today, 10:30:57 a guy who detailed a black jogger at gunpoint? Yeah he was always this guy* - ECEIllinois Today, 12:37:56 TBF on that one, his town was 71% black so if you're going to detain somebody there at gunpoint - ATL Today, 12:40:03 It seems like he may have always been an asshole. Stroke and depression - Warrin'_Illini Today, 10:44:40 It seems pretty clear his brain is broken - Sounder Today, 11:06:08 My law school friend had traumatic brain injury after being hit by a truck as a pedestrian - ATL Today, 12:37:41 Are there any sacks of shit that aren't rancid? * - doubledown Today, 10:26:02 I think we can ask Tarheel. And what of wendy's cups of shit?* - ATL Today, 11:25:12 Fresh as a daisy* - memyselfandillini Today, 12:30:23 Rancidity relates only to the oxidation or hydrolysis of fats and oils. So yes.* - complainant Today, 10:44:16 Rancid implies it has been sitting around for a while. The smell won't improve with age.* - Warrin'_Illini Today, 10:28:03 Hard to tell how much of this is the stroke, but it sure does suck* - Carl Spackler Today, 10:20:07 Bernie sure knows how to pick them.* - CanHartlebHireSnider Today, 10:17:04 Bernie knew he would need to bone up on his anti-antisemitism bonafides. 12D chess.* - Warrin'_Illini Today, 10:31:27 Jump scare - VIV Today, 9:34:01 Are we sure he's not melting?* - Sounder Today, 09:50:34 what a world* - Sammich Today, 09:50:56 Economic genius - larue33 Today, 09:21:02 No way they cut rates now is there?* - memyselfandillini Today, 12:31:54 "The President" is a complete moron. I miss "the old days" of competent leadership* - GMAW Today, 09:46:17 Remember when we could have sensible debate about the role that government should play - Sounder Today, 10:08:08 I miss the days when the only Secretary of Agriculture I ever gave thought to - IlliniSax05 Today, 10:13:08 Henry Agard Wallace? - complainant Today, 10:12:25 LOL* - Carl Spackler Today, 09:46:11 does he think the Fed is a global credit rating agency?* - Sammich Today, 09:41:53 He’s an idiot* - Mrap24 Today, 09:39:53 They will be discussing his rise to Presidency 100 years from now - Sounder Today, 10:05:34 Presidents take too much credit and blame - Sounder Today, 09:30:11 Have we finally hit rock bottom? - Tortillini Today, 07:35:21 There is no rock bottom - DT Today, 09:05:15 I think one of the primary realizations of Trump - Sounder Today, 09:23:58 Turns out George Washington had a point in his farewell address. - DT Today, 09:35:37 Did you happen to see the episode of Larry David's HBO show - Sounder Today, 09:51:39 We've spent the last 150-ish years making the modifications that allowed this - Sammich Today, 09:25:44 the cruelty is the point* - Sounder Today, 08:48:25 I expect the insanity to slowly ramp up as we approach the mid-terms, and then go completely - doubledown Today, 08:17:50 do we think the next "assassination attempt" will be this month, or in October?* - Sammich Today, 09:21:48 Supposedly he has 35 campaigns he wants to stump for - Sounder Today, 08:40:57 would they behave much differently in either case?* - torinese Today, 08:20:11 Maybe slightly more spiteful in one case over the other. * - doubledown Today, 08:24:04 Trump has three primary motivators - Sounder Today, 08:47:54 mo tit* - Stu Today, 08:56:02 Correlation? Causation? Coincidence? - complainant Yesterday, 17:45:00 Correlation? Causation? Coincidence? - Chuck Woodaby Today, 09:24:58 OOO - Stu Today, 09:15:59 new record high for the average price of diesel* - ECEIllinois Yesterday, 15:14:05 JD on his smarm offensive saying we should be thankful it’s not higher.* - Toonces Yesterday, 15:37:43 ooo - timmer Today, 06:41:44 We should just be thankful that he's not ushering in the end times, because he'd be cool with that.* - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 17:17:54 Usha-ring - Sammich Today, 08:36:14 Sure, in the sense that most folks predicted an even worse outcome to their feckless folly.* - DT Yesterday, 17:11:15 they just rolled him out to finally do a press briefing* - assassin Yesterday, 16:50:35 he is smacktastic * - memyselfandillini Yesterday, 16:05:03 Ah, declicious. - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 15:35:02 Yes! I drive past that on my way home anytime I go into the office - IlliniSax05 Yesterday, 16:54:20 *fgs* When did outbound afternoon traffic stretch all the way to Elgin?* - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 17:24:20 Reminds of all the Make America Great Again signs on dilapidated buildings in the Shenandoah Valley - RVA Yesterday, 16:09:12 Markwayne: To avoid birtright citizenship, we should have rules against pregnant women - UofIL6 Yesterday, 14:17:09 Uh, we do* - opossum jenkins Yesterday, 17:05:23 he's a piece of shit - ECEIllinois Yesterday, 15:05:18 Hey! - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 15:30:48 the timing of this seems intentional* - Sammich Yesterday, 15:14:49 I don't follow.* - Warrin'_Illini Yesterday, 16:00:21 ooo - Sammich Yesterday, 16:58:03 Ah that's right. Pure sickos.* - Warrin'_Illini Yesterday, 17:06:34 Because you’re a leader!* - Stu Yesterday, 16:09:47 8:15 does seem like a Nazi time. That's the best I've got.* - Warrin'_Illini Yesterday, 16:23:49 So does the imagery. Beyond disgusting * - Jackie Yesterday, 15:33:51 He seems like he could be outsmarted by a Cub Scout.* - Tortillini Yesterday, 15:08:44 Immigrants are like a disease? * - doubledown Yesterday, 15:03:25 "poisoning the blood of our country"* - Sammich Yesterday, 15:15:32 The Native Americans strongly agree* - memyselfandillini Yesterday, 16:07:42 Maria Bartiromo out at Fox, byeeeeeeee.* - gullit Yesterday, 13:41:58 OOO - Stu Yesterday, 18:56:23 New Press Secretary? - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 15:32:16 i think it's the opposite, i think trump fired her* - assassin Yesterday, 15:39:52 If so, enjoy retirement Maria. You won't be missed.* - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 15:53:27 ah, nevermind. she went behind fox's back to the white house. - assassin Yesterday, 17:02:27 So Trump owes her a job for her blind loyalty to Dear Leader.* - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 17:21:46 One of Fox’s dealers got hooked on their product.* - DT Today, 04:42:45 Probably gonna be the new Secretary of the Army. * - doubledown Yesterday, 13:43:56 Good riddance* - Stu Yesterday, 13:43:26 She probably got fired for not being sufficiently deferential to the Trump cabal. * - Warrin'_Illini Yesterday, 13:47:09 Too deferential, actually.* - SurfTheBoneyard Yesterday, 19:22:12 Feds charge ICE agent Christian Castro with lying over shooting of a guy in MN. - ATL Yesterday, 12:32:11 Nice to see they’ve fully assimilated* - Herman Blume Yesterday, 13:05:43 Mike Johnson adjourns the house early to avoid taking up the Epstein Files Transparency Act - ATL Yesterday, 11:48:11 lying liars who lie. chapter 926* - memyselfandillini Yesterday, 16:10:36 And now it's back? WTF?* - ATL Yesterday, 12:23:18 What a slimeball* - DocWalk20 Yesterday, 12:12:27 I'm more interested in the Mike Johnson Transparency Act. - Chuck Woodaby Yesterday, 12:09:09 what a little worm* - VIV Yesterday, 11:57:54 2027 is likely to be the hottest year on record - MC Yesterday, 09:58:24 Thanks Trump! We're so hot we're raising the temperature around the world* - illini222 Today, 07:52:21 more like El Hombre* - Sammich Yesterday, 10:03:17 ICE Plans to Pay $5 Million to Create National Voting Database - MC Yesterday, 08:56:56 I wonder what happens when they don't find any significant fraud. - Sammich Yesterday, 09:48:22 These are all great money laundering schemes* - ATL Yesterday, 08:58:10 I doubt you can get Trump to even wake up from his nap for $5M these days. * - doubledown Yesterday, 09:13:23 Even Newsmax showing TX, OH, IA, ME, and AK as toss-up senate races - ATL Yesterday, 08:19:14 It’s baffles me very day how spineless people are with no self pride at all* - Mrap24 Yesterday, 13:42:17 you can still get some great odds on ia at polymarket.* - Ari Gold Yesterday, 13:02:00 When do others start following TX lead and remove accessible voting locations?* - UofIL6 Yesterday, 08:26:43 First they try to take away vote by mail and want you to vote in person. Then they… - shua Yesterday, 09:23:19 I read that wrong. * - VIV Yesterday, 08:30:21 Tillis now big mad at Hegseth - assassin September 2, 2026, 18:14:31 Fvck Tom, spineless magot* - TarheelIllini September 2, 2026, 21:29:41 "Nay" would have been more effective.* - complainant September 2, 2026, 18:35:17 But how could he have known?* - ATL Yesterday, 05:34:34 Hegseth must be on the short list of least qualified cabinet secretaries in history - DT Yesterday, 07:55:19 Don’t forget the religiosity - Jackie Yesterday, 08:54:29 I mean, God does tend to choose the alcoholic serial cheaters. - Tuscy Yesterday, 09:08:13 Mapquest is now the No. 1 app in the iOS App Store after refusing to rename Lake Ontario - ATL September 2, 2026, 16:06:01 we all owe LBK an apology* - ECEIllinois September 2, 2026, 19:17:04 What other Google apps are we replacing? - complainant September 2, 2026, 16:26:55 Switched to DuckDuckGo a long time ago. But I'm in DEEP on Google stuff. Ugh. - Kajagoogoo September 2, 2026, 16:39:46 Maybe you can't eliminate them entirely, but you can punch them in the jewels. - complainant September 2, 2026, 17:01:32 lol.* - Ari Gold Yesterday, 06:55:31 Fetterman really getting a sense of the zeitgeist. - ATL September 2, 2026, 15:45:47 Imagine wanting to be known as the Democrat who went to bat for Republicans during Trump 2.0. - Warrin'_Illini Yesterday, 08:28:11 He says as if Trump won't immediately pivot from them the moment Natalie says they're unpopular - RVA September 2, 2026, 17:52:47 I hope if I suffer a traumatic brain injury, I just die from it instead of turning Republican. * - doubledown September 2, 2026, 16:19:03 Either way, you lose your soul* - ATL September 2, 2026, 16:24:00 I always knew they were up to no good as Cal Poly Pomona* - Sammich September 2, 2026, 15:49:13 putting all those sailors that were at sea for like a year direct to thailand seems - John Coctostan September 2, 2026, 15:07:31 sometimes you just gotta say Phuket* - Sammich September 2, 2026, 15:23:37 into Pattaya, too. - VIV September 2, 2026, 15:15:04 ooo - complainant September 2, 2026, 15:24:53 Fun days in social science research land. A dukie was caught faking some seminal papers - gvibes September 2, 2026, 14:04:45 wow, with a name like the “Datacolada” guys who needs peer review of their accusations of fraud? - memyselfandillini September 2, 2026, 15:58:40 ??? They shared the work with the journal and authors six weeks before publishing. - gvibes September 2, 2026, 16:22:01 A journal retracted one of them today - gvibes Yesterday, 09:06:50 I stand retracted!* - memyselfandillini Yesterday, 16:14:14 What a fucking lede to a sentence: "And about 3 years ago, ... - ATL September 2, 2026, 14:09:09 The weather in Chicago today is downright disgusting. It's so hot the DuSable bridge is - Warrin'_Illini September 2, 2026, 13:21:52 Bessent attempting to blame gas prices on Ukraine - assassin September 2, 2026, 11:37:01 I've decided he's the worst human being in this administration - Stu September 2, 2026, 13:18:12 you’re out of your mind, fortunately not money though.* - Ari Gold September 2, 2026, 21:45:21 Miller, Hassett, Lutnick, Hegseth, Bessent, RFK....there are many ghouls to choose from* - UofIL6 September 2, 2026, 14:14:15 Don’t sleep on Harmeet* - ATL September 2, 2026, 15:19:12 lol.* - Ari Gold September 2, 2026, 21:45:46 non-Steven Miller edition* - assassin September 2, 2026, 14:06:15 what kind of rogue state targets non-military assets in a war? - Sammich September 2, 2026, 11:51:45 Um, sir. That conflict was supposed to be resolved on Day 1.* - Warrin'_Illini September 2, 2026, 11:45:46 …and than also that pesky little conflict in Iran “that will end and prices will come down.” - DocWalk20 September 2, 2026, 11:40:56 Trump says there are too many work holidays and that it’s killing the economy. - OB25 September 2, 2026, 10:52:46 Kennedy gave HHS 3 hour early dismissal on Friday* - memyselfandillini September 2, 2026, 12:50:35 As he is handed his driver.* - SurfTheBoneyard September 2, 2026, 11:48:19 Guess the 8 I get is more than enough. - EffinIllini September 2, 2026, 11:31:38 Dr. Oz seems extra horny to raise the retirement age as well. - Warrin'_Illini September 2, 2026, 11:16:40 Well that’s more of an Evangelical thing than a Catholic thing… - SurfTheBoneyard September 2, 2026, 11:47:23 I think he does know. He said in an interview recently that we might be living in the end times - Warrin'_Illini September 2, 2026, 12:55:45 He would definitely be more comfortable with a less doctrinal and structured faith… - SurfTheBoneyard September 2, 2026, 15:54:48 What if we launched a stealth campaign comparing megachurch evangelicals to transexuals - complainant September 2, 2026, 16:29:52 For certain.* - Warrin'_Illini September 2, 2026, 16:24:21 LMFCO* - Jackie September 2, 2026, 11:13:36 Juneteenth and MLK for sure. * - doubledown September 2, 2026, 10:55:09 I hope the people of Springfield, Ohio kidnap JD Vance and do something medieval to him. - complainant September 1, 2026, 21:07:09 I hope people start doxing the executives of the ICE contractors etc. Protest outside of their - ATL September 1, 2026, 21:22:36 Agreed.* - complainant September 1, 2026, 21:32:07 Elon is suddenly looking pretty shabby - Stu September 1, 2026, 21:05:52 behold the Shabboleth* - memyselfandillini September 2, 2026, 12:55:49 ooo - ATL September 2, 2026, 11:25:19 all that race-baiting is going right to his face* - OrangeSox September 2, 2026, 09:00:58 Pretty soon he’s going to grow a stash* - TarheelIllini September 2, 2026, 07:46:57 Stache* - Stu September 2, 2026, 16:28:36 I doubt he can. * - doubledown September 2, 2026, 09:02:08 You have to be rich to fly to Pyongyang to get your hair done.* - DT September 2, 2026, 05:35:27 Nm* - Stu September 1, 2026, 21:08:10 Putin helping Iran to develop supersonic missiles - Stu September 1, 2026, 19:50:07 he’s trying to end the Iran war to ease our gas prices obvi* - memyselfandillini September 2, 2026, 12:56:42 I saw we blew up a wedding party in Iran the other day. Playing the hits now.* - Warrin'_Illini September 2, 2026, 09:30:08 Of course. Iran fucking up the Strait is basically money in his pocket. * - doubledown September 1, 2026, 21:02:16 But the question is: Will Russia be punished like everyone else would be? - Stu September 2, 2026, 09:04:42 What are we going to do? Cancel their birthday?* - Chuck Woodaby September 2, 2026, 09:24:02 Not invite them to G20?* - Stu September 2, 2026, 11:42:18 I'm not sure they would ever be able to recover from that.* - Chuck Woodaby September 2, 2026, 11:59:05 notify JJ Fad immediately* - Sammich September 1, 2026, 20:28:45 *nodding Redford gif** - Tortillini September 1, 2026, 20:49:56 Kinda amazing that somebody whose face has been eaten off by leopards can still speak - ATL September 1, 2026, 16:17:31 they should have sent him to CECOT* - Sammich September 1, 2026, 16:48:50 Central African Republic * - ATL September 1, 2026, 16:49:28 No need to threaten him with a good time.* - Chuck Woodaby September 1, 2026, 16:54:21 If only this could be repeated every day for the rest of his life - ATL September 1, 2026, 17:39:12 Durr I sorry I not know what I vote for.* - Toonces September 1, 2026, 19:12:24 I don't think he could vote. Hence that whole deportation thing. - Chuck Woodaby September 1, 2026, 19:18:16 He was Hassan Piker level famous for a bit. Not enough to swing an election of course, but this guy - Toonces September 1, 2026, 20:17:05 Hasan Piker level famous? So he could get dozens and dozens of voters to watch a twitch livestream? - Chuck Woodaby September 1, 2026, 20:41:51 I have to admit I don’t know a single thing about Hassan Piker. * - haighter September 2, 2026, 07:25:04 I do hope this happened to him due to his own methhead negligence in not updating his address. - Chuck Woodaby September 1, 2026, 18:16:06 I feel bad for him. - Chuck Woodaby September 1, 2026, 16:22:59 I still want know whether he jerked off when it happened - ATL September 1, 2026, 16:26:35 Iran retaliating smack in the face of Trump's threats* - Stu September 1, 2026, 15:30:51 They know he isn’t going to do anything.* - Mrap24 September 1, 2026, 22:49:51 so...am i going to get my mail in ballot?* - lcubed September 1, 2026, 13:34:27 I hope we do. Washington is vote by mail only.* - illinibone September 1, 2026, 16:44:17 Probably depends a lot on your zip code. * - doubledown September 1, 2026, 14:36:00 well, aaron ammons is running the show here* - lcubed September 1, 2026, 14:37:22 Everyone should start making alternate plans to vote now, imo.* - Warrin'_Illini September 1, 2026, 13:42:04 i just walked into an elementary school gym and they threatened to arrest me. - VIV September 1, 2026, 14:34:25 Florida, other red states selling Fast Passes for the voting lines - memyselfandillini September 2, 2026, 12:59:39 I colored in a circle with a pencil and was deported* - memyselfandillini September 2, 2026, 08:55:54 If you're in line, stay in line! Don't let them infringe on your most basic US American right.* - Warrin'_Illini September 1, 2026, 14:42:55 Philosophical question: Can one person form a line?* - DocWalk20 September 1, 2026, 14:44:48 Mathematical answer: a line is formed by two distinct persons* - ATL September 1, 2026, 14:46:23 The shortest distance between two persons - memyselfandillini September 2, 2026, 08:57:26 Are you saying that if I see someone waiting, and I go ahead of them ... - doubledown September 1, 2026, 14:55:48 No. You've formed a line.* - ATL September 1, 2026, 15:00:18 "Actually, Leonard, technically I have not cut in line. A line requires two points."* - Sammich September 1, 2026, 15:00:06 Warren could have clarified he was talking about making plans now instead of voting now.* - DocWalk20 September 1, 2026, 14:36:12 make sure you're still registered while you're at it* - Sammich September 1, 2026, 14:00:25 Pretty substantial increase in grain prices recently. - larue33 September 1, 2026, 13:26:22 Went for a bike ride with a farmer friend Sunday morning....he'd just delivered 30k bushels of corn. - Illiniphil September 1, 2026, 19:35:55 looks like gas prices are going back up* - ECEIllinois September 1, 2026, 12:58:31 “Back up” insinuates they actually came down. Did they?* - DocWalk20 September 1, 2026, 14:30:23 they came back down some, afaik* - ECEIllinois September 1, 2026, 14:45:57 Drove by a gas station today and saw Diesel at $5.50/gal. That’s a lot.* - ATL September 1, 2026, 13:23:46 almost $2/gal higher than it was this time last year. what could go wrong? - VIV September 1, 2026, 13:29:17 Interest rates going higher too. Is that good for prices?* - ATL September 1, 2026, 13:58:16 Crude up 5% today* - UofIL6 September 1, 2026, 13:04:04 How crude.* - Warrin'_Illini September 1, 2026, 13:05:49 have mercy* - Nobster September 1, 2026, 13:08:40 Every accusation is an admission, Mike Johnson edition - ATL September 1, 2026, 11:11:18 Ironically, nobody has ever made me wish there was an actual Hell like this guy does* - Sammich September 1, 2026, 12:01:23 The way I conceive it (non fire and brimstone variety) he is absolutely living in it right now - RVA September 1, 2026, 12:46:00 Moscow Mitch for me* - Sounder September 1, 2026, 12:10:00 Entirely divorced from reality - RVA September 1, 2026, 11:51:31 but seriously though, please stop sharing misinformation* - Sammich September 1, 2026, 12:02:23 Big words, little mike* - memyselfandillini September 1, 2026, 11:35:38 He's such a smarmy little weasel. * - doubledown September 1, 2026, 11:32:45 Man, fuck that guy* - Sounder September 1, 2026, 11:25:29 *spittake** - KingTalkyTiki September 1, 2026, 11:23:29 Markwayne talk pretty some day - ATL September 1, 2026, 10:34:11 The finest associate degree in plumbing you can get in the state ranked 48th in education. - KingTalkyTiki September 1, 2026, 10:55:05 Just why. Why. - LeatherneckIllini September 1, 2026, 08:53:06 Jesus. Look out Rock Creek Forest.* - memyselfandillini September 1, 2026, 11:31:11 Perhaps this article from 11 months ago that featured that picture can help you: - Chuck Woodaby September 1, 2026, 09:45:54 It's the cherry trees that are coming down now, right? * - illini September 1, 2026, 10:27:10 It's somewhere between 1 and 60. I am taking the under 1.5.* - Chuck Woodaby September 1, 2026, 11:32:10 same* - gvibes September 1, 2026, 14:01:08 I just can't imagine being this much of a diaper baby. Seems like he's - Warrin'_Illini September 1, 2026, 09:43:13 Nobody who still approves of his job performance gives a fuck about trees. * - doubledown September 1, 2026, 09:51:45 Those are no longer the people he needs to worry about * - memyselfandillini September 1, 2026, 11:33:47 He's running out of things to fuck up. Only so many options now.* - Warrin'_Illini September 1, 2026, 10:16:05 If he actually managed to get the arc de Trump, that's gonna be a doozie* - Sounder September 1, 2026, 11:06:58 Seems like Trump has already repeatedly demonstrated a callous disregard for nature, if not contempt - Stu September 1, 2026, 09:34:24 If my name can't be on it, I'll just destroy it* - UofIL6 September 1, 2026, 09:05:57 Something incomprehensibly petty I assume. * - doubledown September 1, 2026, 09:01:35 Because of her emails* - ATL September 1, 2026, 08:59:00 Check out this picture of Gomer Bessent within this disturbing article - Stu September 1, 2026, 06:18:38 give me....sugar....in water* - Sammich September 1, 2026, 12:20:29 I hope one day he gets his wish of becoming a real boy* - KingTalkyTiki September 1, 2026, 11:24:18 The better question is why Russia was invited - TarheelIllini September 1, 2026, 10:06:24 Strait’s closed. Damaged supertankers out front shoulda toldya. - ATL September 1, 2026, 06:00:34 That's my governor! - KingTalkyTiki August 31, 2026, 21:18:40 I think much less of him now….* - bjl63 September 1, 2026, 07:58:34 The ballroom continues. Robert’s and three libs dissent* - gvibes August 31, 2026, 19:33:23 I would care much less about the ballroom if Trump didn't have such awful gawdy taste - ECEIllinois August 31, 2026, 21:18:56 There had to be better ways to accomplish the goal - TarheelIllini September 1, 2026, 10:08:18 A beautiful, classic Corinthian column of course. Albeit with a surprise :rawr.* - Warrin'_Illini September 1, 2026, 08:34:58 What’s the rationale? The East Wing is already gone, so who cares? * - doubledown August 31, 2026, 19:46:13 Standing. president can knock down whatever no matter how illegal it is and no one can - gvibes September 1, 2026, 00:38:25 Note: only applies if the president is a Republican* - IlliniRunner September 1, 2026, 11:22:18 At this point leave it, so that way if we ever get a Democratic president again... - KingTalkyTiki September 1, 2026, 10:12:39 2027:US Capitol. 2028: Supreme Court. Take that bin Laden* - memyselfandillini September 1, 2026, 07:46:05 2029….Mar a Lago!* - ATL September 1, 2026, 05:17:18 Pissing off/delaying Trump is a worthy goal in itself* - Stu August 31, 2026, 19:50:47 Army Secretary just quit* - Stu August 31, 2026, 17:00:25 probably watched 9 to 5 last night and got "emotional." let's see how she does in the real world!* - Nobster August 31, 2026, 18:56:59 "Sexist, egotistical, lying, hypocritical bigot" sounds pretty close* - Sammich August 31, 2026, 19:31:40 *eye pointy* trump would probably love to be in a harness connected to a Raynor garage door opener* - Nobster August 31, 2026, 20:00:44 Kalshi has banned George Santos for life. How embarrassing. First Old Country Buffet, now this. - doubledown August 31, 2026, 16:28:02 When you’re called out as too unethical for Kalshi…* - DocWalk20 August 31, 2026, 16:51:40 can they both go the fuck away? - Sammich August 31, 2026, 16:35:29 Apparently the gas stations Trump pimps for cheap gas are selling stolen gas - ATL August 31, 2026, 16:17:28 In hindsight, calling the company Khalid Republican Sheikh Mohammed was probably too obvious.* - complainant August 31, 2026, 17:23:57 #shocking* - DocWalk20 August 31, 2026, 16:52:33 The picture of health - ATL August 31, 2026, 15:27:35 The old-man stench alone has to be horrendous.* - KingTalkyTiki August 31, 2026, 15:33:49 Republicans don't know who was President in 2020 and don't seem to know who is President now. - ATL August 31, 2026, 14:33:00 Have all three branches under their control for 588 days - KingTalkyTiki August 31, 2026, 15:18:15 If there was a single thing they hadn’t completely fucked up they’d take credit for it - DT August 31, 2026, 16:58:09 they are treading water. in 2027 some of the stuff passed in 2025 actually engages - Nobster August 31, 2026, 19:59:02 Just in time to blame the Democrats who just took office post-midterm* - RVA August 31, 2026, 20:01:09 *eyepointy** - Nobster September 1, 2026, 08:23:24 He'll get asked about it on some Sunday morning show and will say - Warrin'_Illini August 31, 2026, 15:17:13 it's not that they don't know, it's that they don't care - Sammich August 31, 2026, 15:01:18 Markwayne might actually not know. * - doubledown August 31, 2026, 15:11:19 5'5" of the literal definition of the useful idiot* - KingTalkyTiki August 31, 2026, 15:22:39 He doesn’t like mis-information? I’ve got a station (FOX) that he can report/investigate too* - TarheelIllini August 31, 2026, 10:50:00 No. He doesn’t like true information that is unflattering about him. * - doubledown August 31, 2026, 11:00:00 Trump's "biggest oil deal in world history", refilling the SPR with Venezuelan crude- guess what? - VIV August 31, 2026, 09:04:28 Question regarding the salt caverns - TarheelIllini August 31, 2026, 10:52:35 And the most fun part is that these caves are fragile. Every time you empty them, they get damaged. - doubledown August 31, 2026, 11:10:50 here you go - VIV August 31, 2026, 10:58:00 Cool, thanks* - TarheelIllini August 31, 2026, 12:12:45 on point c, you have forgotten the executive order card.* - ghost_of_clt August 31, 2026, 09:59:37 it's not so much the "tsk tsk, we have regulations" part of it - VIV August 31, 2026, 10:04:15 Sure. Agreed. The consequence won't be Trump's to deal with, though, - ghost_of_clt August 31, 2026, 10:09:41 mr global is a good follow on these kinds of things* - lcubed August 31, 2026, 09:29:03 "Mister Global is an annual men's beauty contest that has been held in Thailand since [2014]." - ATL August 31, 2026, 09:56:31 very smart guy.* - VIV August 31, 2026, 09:54:09 getting close to "cease and desist letter from Pit Bull" territory* - Sammich August 31, 2026, 09:35:06 when you order mr worldwide from temu* - lcubed August 31, 2026, 10:52:02 Exxon and Conoco said they won't help Trump develop Venezuela also, right? - Stu August 31, 2026, 09:10:40 I don’t think there’s much interest outside Chevron. - illiniranger August 31, 2026, 09:26:31 GOP Senatorial Campaign Committee warns tech CEOs that AI data centers are as popular as nuc waste - ATL August 31, 2026, 07:58:43 Trump doing God's work here - ATL August 31, 2026, 09:31:13 ELIM5 - No one wants data centers or Flock cameras. People protest and show up... - Tuscy August 31, 2026, 08:59:47 arguably they *can* be good in situations. - ghost_of_clt August 31, 2026, 10:07:43 Because what actually happens, and what the politicians know happens, is that - doubledown August 31, 2026, 09:06:21 or they get convinced by shiny presentations and think they know the benefits outweigh the costs* - torinese August 31, 2026, 09:49:37 What are tech CEOs supposed to do about it? - Sammich August 31, 2026, 08:29:03 Stop being such douchenozzles - ATL August 31, 2026, 08:57:38 Or be quieter about it until they can figure out how to astroturf this. * - doubledown August 31, 2026, 09:08:02 They're ugly, loud, and strain a community's resources. But they bring as many as 100 jobs! - doubledown August 31, 2026, 08:01:43 "Campaigns or party committees can not fix the toxic brand of an entire segment of the economy." - ATL August 31, 2026, 09:22:00 Construction companies love them - RVA August 31, 2026, 08:43:22 We absolutely do * - ATL August 31, 2026, 08:58:06 Tldr, they support a whole city of workers but only if you keep building more* - RVA August 31, 2026, 08:45:30 And the workers who are employed aren't in the locale where the data center is built for long - doubledown August 31, 2026, 08:57:02 my b-i-l does sheet metal for things like the bills stadium, warehouses, data centers, etc. - Nobster August 31, 2026, 09:03:30 second only to stadium deals* - torinese August 31, 2026, 08:41:29 View all; Collapse ^ Do you think the Lindsay Clancy jury is 11-1 in favor of defense or prosecution? - doubledown Today, 09:29:00 View all; 13 responses; Sammich 5 hours ago ⇥ Mistrial * - aimlessillini Today, 11:27:10 Defense* - ATL Today, 11:24:27 what’s your best guess considering the defense wants the lone holdout removed from the jury* - bbonb Today, 11:09:50 It’s 11-1 in favor of acquittal* - Deuce Poster Today, 10:58:45 This is correct - Sounder Today, 11:12:09 if you didn't follow the trial you shouldn't have an opinion* - OrangeSox Today, 12:11:33 is there a clif notes? i've seen several articles and friends on fb discussing but thats it* - lcubed Today, 13:04:29 You can be completely out of your mind and still have to pay for your deeds - TarheelIllini Today, 11:39:51 As a society, we've decided that punishment isn't appropriate if a person wasn't capable - doubledown Today, 11:53:51 background checks for potential parents* - torinese Today, 12:11:39 Or a college level course, at least* - TarheelIllini 7 hours ago One problem with that idea - the AVERAGE American adult reads at a 7th-8th grade level* - DocWalk20 5 hours ago not for long!* - Sammich 5 hours ago View all; Collapse ^ September College Sports thread - assassin September 1, 2026, 11:52:21 View all; 54 responses; ATL 6 hours ago ⇥ One of the highlights for the COSM sports sizzle reel is a TSJ throwdown for the Wolves - ATL 6 hours ago College sports is in great shape - jdl Today, 11:17:59 LSU won their court case - jdl Yesterday, 20:44:31 zxavian key and peele level name* - torinese Today, 08:47:08 (no subject) - CanHartlebHireSnider Today, 01:56:17 Appeal exhibit number one* - LeatherneckIllini Today, 06:49:55 #6 overall in 2028 (reclass possible) sets visits with Illinois, Iowa, UT and Vandy - assassin September 2, 2026, 17:05:45 That’s a wild list for a 5 star* - John Coctostan September 2, 2026, 19:09:08 These days, is there value to being the first visit ? Or is that an old-fashioned idea? - osklister Today, 09:33:54 ooo - biclops September 2, 2026, 17:10:45 An archive of Spencer Hall's EDSBS CFB season opening essays has been reposted. - EffinIllini September 2, 2026, 09:20:34 Penn St. announces the Paterno Family Football Experience Room at Beaver Stadium - IlliniSax05 September 2, 2026, 07:04:13 Hard pass. No, wait. Just “Pass”* - memyselfandillini September 2, 2026, 17:51:38 Pedo State or State Penn. Pick you poison.* - Warrin'_Illini September 2, 2026, 10:50:02 Celebrating the man who knew everything that went on there, just a continuous abomination - illini222 September 2, 2026, 10:41:33 You must be *less than* this tall to enter* - Herman Blume September 2, 2026, 10:38:15 And for a donation to the NIL fund, you can go in the Sandusky closet.* - Illiniphil September 2, 2026, 07:45:06 Don’t take your kids there* - TarheelIllini September 2, 2026, 07:44:53 That will be such a touching experience for visitors.* - LeatherneckIllini September 2, 2026, 07:08:41 Gonna be a lot of horseplay* - AintHatin September 2, 2026, 07:16:52 Visitors will be showered with gifts* - NastyBoyd September 2, 2026, 07:34:21 Step in the right direction - jdl September 1, 2026, 21:45:35 volleyball swept at Tennessee. Fire Tamas* - Poldark September 1, 2026, 19:34:38 Tennessee is good, but not THAT good. This is gonna be a rough season.* - MojoJojo September 2, 2026, 12:49:09 THIS season?? :-(((( - osklister September 2, 2026, 15:28:58 our scoreboard is visible from Gibson City - ECEIllinois September 1, 2026, 13:30:17 o o o - Orangeillini September 1, 2026, 15:24:31 Saw them putting on the back panels the other day. It’s a beauty.* - Toonces September 1, 2026, 14:13:45 Ooo - DocWalk20 September 1, 2026, 14:19:41 I can see it from.... Urbana !! Savoy if ya have a telescope. :-) - osklister September 1, 2026, 15:10:48 Illinois extend Nike through 2033 - assassin September 1, 2026, 13:06:59 Hopefully Whitman was able to negotiate for more than the zero dollars we got 10 years ago.* - Chuck Woodaby September 1, 2026, 14:27:57 Shorter deal this time, requested by... us? Nike? - osklister September 1, 2026, 15:20:40 I'd be ok with Jordan brand for no other reason than we might get some O&B 3s or 11s - IlliniSax05 September 1, 2026, 15:22:31 For fun: doesn't seem like the Jordan brand goes for all sports in many colleges. - osklister September 1, 2026, 15:28:05 Now that we are perennially good in football, and made the Final 4... - KingTalkyTiki September 1, 2026, 14:19:01 ESPN Unlimited is now live in YTTV * - jdl September 1, 2026, 12:31:17 I look forward to the upcoming price increase - IlliniSax05 September 1, 2026, 12:40:05 I changed to the sports/news tier - jdl September 1, 2026, 12:43:09 6 months promo for sports only, $44/mo * - MC September 1, 2026, 15:27:17 Yeah this is game changing becuase it appears you may be able to get mlb.tv too - CanHartlebHireSnider September 1, 2026, 12:39:16 We have a non Aussie punter for once - jdl September 1, 2026, 12:27:21 But which one can punt with either foot? I want to see that happen in a game.* - DocWalk20 September 1, 2026, 15:08:51 sounds like Punter might be an adventure. I suppose Jack Gray - ijustkrushalot September 1, 2026, 12:55:57 Can't be a lot worse than last year, though. I'm a little more concerned with PK* - bjl63 September 1, 2026, 15:02:45 Remembering that trick play where the punter wanted to do anything with the ball - RVA September 1, 2026, 12:59:30 who's our kicker?* - ECEIllinois September 1, 2026, 12:31:04 Moczulski * - jdl September 1, 2026, 12:31:55 whoa he transferred back* - ECEIllinois September 1, 2026, 12:32:27 I got no kick about kids returning to the fold. - osklister September 1, 2026, 12:47:04 that's a shame for the kid. - Illiniphil September 1, 2026, 12:08:40 But full salary, right?? Going to spend the year in the library, I'm sure. - osklister September 1, 2026, 12:23:20 Wil all the non-grades that he'll get as a freshman * - aimlessillini September 1, 2026, 14:08:13 Heeheehee* - TarheelIllini September 1, 2026, 11:54:15 View all; Collapse ^ EDIT: Bears - rest of preseason discussion* - Orangeillini August 22, 2026, 17:55:35 View all; 140 responses; IlliniSax05 Today, 13:34:19 ⇥ I'll put this here...NFL announced changes to HOF voting/selection - IlliniSax05 Today, 13:34:19 Ryan Poles is so bad at his job he had to restructure Dayo and TJ Edwards to get under the cap. - Carl Spackler Today, 11:23:00 he got rid of the previous, well regarded, cap-ologist, right?* - torinese Today, 12:12:54 He got rid of Cliff Stein who negotiated contracts and was Ted Phillips guy - CanHartlebHireSnider Today, 12:23:44 Yeah I don’t have anything against this cap guy. - Carl Spackler Today, 13:03:42 is there really an issue with ownership pinching pennies? - IlliniSax05 Today, 13:07:18 Yes, Bears ownership doesn’t provide the financial wiggle room that the Eagles do. - Carl Spackler Today, 13:30:58 Caleb Williams on Hot Ones - biclops Yesterday, 17:09:03 Swift and Odunze both injured at practice today. Left the field and never returned.* - OB25 Yesterday, 17:04:49 Sounds like precautionary on both.* - Carl Spackler Yesterday, 20:32:05 This Kyler Gordon situation is so weird. How many guys have the Bears paid who just didn't - Warrin'_Illini September 1, 2026, 11:17:10 now there's talk he may never play for the bears again. wtf?* - Ari Gold September 1, 2026, 16:19:07 Yeah, that is what I was referencing. His new contract hasn't even kicked in yet! WTF.* - Warrin'_Illini September 1, 2026, 16:42:38 I don’t think that’s a WTF at this point, has actually seemed pretty likely for the last few weeks - OB25 September 1, 2026, 16:21:09 Feels pretty clear they’d cut him if they could get any sort of financial relief* - Carl Spackler September 1, 2026, 16:20:07 Sanborn to be re-signed today as Bryant and Large head to IR* - Carl Spackler September 1, 2026, 10:37:36 I did not realize nfl practice squad players make $13-22k per week. That's not bad.* - Warrin'_Illini August 31, 2026, 14:28:11 And make $60K for any week they’re elevated from the PS* - Carl Spackler August 31, 2026, 14:31:02 Didn't know that either. Pretty good for 4 months of work even if you don't get called up.* - Warrin'_Illini August 31, 2026, 14:37:41 And,,, free tickets too!! :-) - osklister August 31, 2026, 19:07:58 Bears re-sign DL James Lynch to the 53* - AintHatin August 31, 2026, 14:21:20 Eagles sign Amegadjie to the PS* - AintHatin August 31, 2026, 14:13:35 Bears had a tackle claimed… Mason Murphy? Never even heard of this guy. UDFA* - Carl Spackler August 31, 2026, 14:21:07 Yeah I saw that name and had no idea* - gvibes August 31, 2026, 14:42:35 Dude was a third round pick, couldn't be all that bad. :eek* - Warrin'_Illini August 31, 2026, 14:17:55 Kept only five WRs. Kept four UDFAs, including Hayden large and Jayden loving, - gvibes August 30, 2026, 17:54:12 re: the WRs...they kept 4 TEs, at least 2 that are heavily used in the passing game - IlliniSax05 August 31, 2026, 12:10:17 I didn’t know we had a dude named Large. I thought Lynch was decent so that one is surprising. - Toonces August 31, 2026, 02:35:40 I'm not sure how good the defense will be (probably not good), but it's a good sign they are keeping - Warrin'_Illini August 31, 2026, 12:22:04 Gonna be a popular jersey. - osklister August 31, 2026, 11:45:20 This roster just feels so, so thin to me. - Carl Spackler August 30, 2026, 18:28:30 Hyppolite, Terell Smith, Davenport, Sanborn cut* - Carl Spackler August 30, 2026, 17:08:48 The smug poles video where he picked hypollite was such a joke. - gvibes August 30, 2026, 17:17:02 I liked him as a prospect. Still overdrafted but had hope.* - Toonces August 30, 2026, 17:57:20 gordon, sewell, and turner on the pup list.* - Ari Gold August 30, 2026, 17:05:50 bears moving on from amegadjie and wills. ozzy must be coming back soon.* - Ari Gold August 30, 2026, 15:40:21 Soooo many terrible picks over the last couple of years. Poles gets credit for doing two things - LovetheChief August 30, 2026, 16:18:51 My personal opinion is that I thought he was a clown from his first press conference - CanHartlebHireSnider August 30, 2026, 20:13:57 that’s a bit much.* - Ari Gold August 30, 2026, 21:09:15 I mean Eberflus was just standard meathead football coach - CanHartlebHireSnider August 31, 2026, 01:06:36 eberflus was close to getting fired in indy. put together a horrendous staff. made all time - Ari Gold August 31, 2026, 19:01:21 He must just 100% defer to coaches. Because talent evaluation does not turn - gvibes August 30, 2026, 17:16:04 of course he does. that’s the only way they could’ve retained him.* - Ari Gold August 30, 2026, 21:10:02 Everyone blows Howie Roseman - bjl63 August 30, 2026, 16:46:52 if you’re trying to make some comparison that may be one of the more comical things - Ari Gold August 30, 2026, 17:07:14 Stay miserable my friend* - bjl63 August 30, 2026, 19:32:37 Aaron Donald back with the Rams* - Carl Spackler August 30, 2026, 15:17:15 I question his sanity* - bjl63 August 30, 2026, 19:33:33 How do they always seem to have endless cap space?* - OB25 August 30, 2026, 18:52:12 Bears trade Gervon Dexter to Falcons for CB Clark Phillips III and 5th round pick - DanSaint August 30, 2026, 07:33:57 Reading up on this, idea is probably to free up Muhammad to focus on being the slot corner - OB25 August 30, 2026, 13:10:44 what a disappointment kyler has ended up being.* - Ari Gold August 30, 2026, 14:12:38 I don’t really get this. Was Dexter not one of our top three DTs? - gvibes August 30, 2026, 10:12:19 Think that’s what this has to mean. Jarrett and Gallimore starting. - Carl Spackler August 30, 2026, 10:25:46 Totally forgot about Turner* - gvibes August 30, 2026, 10:30:40 I'm not 100% sure he actually exists - IlliniSax05 August 30, 2026, 10:36:12 I thought Matt Ryan was doing all their GM work not Cunningham. Someone should tell Roger* - illini222 August 30, 2026, 09:44:57 better than nothing. clearly not a great fit for da and wasn’t going to get resigned.* - Ari Gold August 30, 2026, 07:47:47 Man Dexter must have been projected for like DT5. What a mess of a ‘23 draft. - Carl Spackler August 30, 2026, 07:45:09 The Bears are so lucky they landed Ben - CanHartlebHireSnider August 30, 2026, 10:04:08 Yes, this defensive roster is a total mess and most of their big investments there have bombed* - Carl Spackler August 30, 2026, 10:27:16 Very nice to turn it around regarding the draft. Last year was great and I’m super bullish - Toonces August 30, 2026, 09:56:59 yep.* - Ari Gold August 30, 2026, 10:03:01 Tyson Bagent going off. Good for him* - CanHartlebHireSnider August 29, 2026, 18:03:37 Bring me your 2nd round pick, NFL. - Carl Spackler August 29, 2026, 18:12:39 Agreed. I think Keenum is more than fine to back up - CanHartlebHireSnider August 29, 2026, 18:34:40 Sam Rouch might be really good. Bears have an awesome TE room.* - Toonces August 29, 2026, 17:36:10 yes they do.* - Ari Gold August 29, 2026, 18:32:11 I hope that virtual measurement was just a preseason "let's test it and work out the kinks" thing - IlliniSax05 August 29, 2026, 17:17:06 This is year 2. It was in usage last year though I don't recall it being used that much - CanHartlebHireSnider August 29, 2026, 17:23:39 Zavion Thomas oh my* - illini21 August 29, 2026, 17:12:36 dude has some jets.* - Ari Gold August 29, 2026, 18:32:49 Bagent averaging 97 yards per pass attempt* - Orangeillini August 29, 2026, 17:10:49 BOOM!* - Orangeillini August 29, 2026, 17:10:11 Caleb played in the joint practice with the Titans on Thursday but will not play tonight* - Orangeillini August 29, 2026, 16:51:07 Sounds like Jaylon Johnson and Tyrique Stevenson got hurt at practice today. - Warrin'_Illini August 27, 2026, 13:01:25 The vibes feel off and I can see this being like a 7-10 team. But that still can be ok long-term. - OB25 August 27, 2026, 14:19:04 The late Trapillo injury and Dahlman retirement really set them back this offseason. - Warrin'_Illini August 27, 2026, 14:29:40 As a far less attentive fan than many here, I feel like the Dahlman thing is the sharpest dagger* - Herman Blume August 28, 2026, 22:40:29 It was a huge blow. Massive downgrade to current roster + had to use a key 2nd round asset… - OB25 August 28, 2026, 23:28:24 Also had to trade a late pick for Bradbrrry.* - Toonces August 29, 2026, 11:16:55 Unfortunately FA is largely a wasteland, so the cap space is tough to spend well* - Carl Spackler August 27, 2026, 14:24:52 Yeah but you can’t spend it much worse than you did on some of the guys you’d be clearing. - OB25 August 27, 2026, 14:31:59 It was a really good draft though* - gvibes August 29, 2026, 11:00:19 I think there’s a good chance we have a team similar to 2013* - CanHartlebHireSnider August 27, 2026, 14:22:10 Bears game vibes this year: “Yo dawg, I heard you like points.”* - Carl Spackler August 27, 2026, 13:05:07 That’s how it starts. Then you keep setting records for losing games when the offense - voiceofreason August 29, 2026, 08:41:58 Roger Goodell seems very eager to have a Super Bowl in Hammond - CanHartlebHireSnider August 27, 2026, 09:42:13 I wonder how Hoosiers feel about this. You'd be owning the libs, but at your own expense. - Warrin'_Illini August 27, 2026, 09:51:08 Draftniks - do you ever listen to the McShay podcast? - bjl63 August 26, 2026, 19:21:43 I found it way, way too rambly. Just like 15 mins of “what the fuck did I just listen to?”* - Carl Spackler August 26, 2026, 19:39:19 Nike Air Max 90 Bears' rivalry series - IlliniSax05 August 26, 2026, 11:31:46 So they expect adults to want to wear something like that?* - Herman Blume August 26, 2026, 12:23:32 If they had a block I on them, they'd probably get multiple takers just from this board* - IlliniOllie August 27, 2026, 14:22:50 Fair* - Herman Blume August 28, 2026, 22:38:32 Have you seen some of the shit that grown adults wear to Bears games?* - OB25 August 26, 2026, 12:27:11 Good point* - Herman Blume August 28, 2026, 22:38:16 the people that suplex each other through tables, yes. - assassin August 26, 2026, 12:27:04 I hope we don’t have to analyze every Caleb throw like the Zapruder film again this year, but… - OB25 August 25, 2026, 12:45:46 I feel like the focus should be more on cleaning up that holding penalty - CanHartlebHireSnider August 25, 2026, 12:52:18 New Bears uniforms stink like poop.* - Toonces August 25, 2026, 09:27:04 I’m fine with it in isolation but I really hope the NFL and MLB stay disciplined on this. - OB25 August 25, 2026, 17:59:25 They look like Illini uni's* - QcIlliniFan August 25, 2026, 15:11:34 Throwback to Dave Wilson days. - osklister August 25, 2026, 14:59:47 The Bears' regular uniforms are more "rivalry" than any updated historical look - IlliniSax05 August 25, 2026, 11:42:30 I dislike the orange helmets but don't mind the uniforms* - CanHartlebHireSnider August 25, 2026, 10:57:48 Think I may have overreacted due to incomplete information. - Toonces August 25, 2026, 11:03:56 Unpopular opinion: it might be time to get rid of the GSH - Sounder August 25, 2026, 15:08:54 man, we just got rid of Columbus Day like five years ago* - Sammich August 25, 2026, 15:11:01 as in...remove it from the uniforms completely? that's dumb - IlliniSax05 August 25, 2026, 15:10:46 They REALLY never want to put the Bears head logo on a helmet - KingTalkyTiki August 25, 2026, 11:01:27 Looks like no teams changed their helmet logo other than coloring - CanHartlebHireSnider August 25, 2026, 11:08:36 Here's all of them......Houston did, kinda - KingTalkyTiki August 25, 2026, 11:52:36 For reference: - KingTalkyTiki August 25, 2026, 10:56:44 monsters never die?! - Sammich August 25, 2026, 12:18:51 I like the pants. They're basically Illini football pants from the 90's.* - Warrin'_Illini August 25, 2026, 10:24:01 unpopular opinion, i kinda like them* - VIV August 25, 2026, 09:29:27 The big patch is back. Was looking forward to it being gone this year.* - Toonces August 25, 2026, 09:32:47 They are only wearing this kit on Xmas, so you'll only have to deal with it once.* - KingTalkyTiki August 25, 2026, 11:53:18 Feels like LT very much still up in the air, probably goes to Braxton by default* - Carl Spackler August 24, 2026, 08:28:45 Is Ozzy still not back back? I thought he (miraculously) was 100% back.* - Warrin'_Illini August 24, 2026, 08:32:12 he was (miraculously) cleared to practice, but is not 100% back - IlliniSax05 August 24, 2026, 09:05:02 Ok, but cleared to practice is basically ready to go. Do we think he'll suit up week 1?* - Warrin'_Illini August 24, 2026, 09:25:39 it's definitely not basically ready to go. he'll likely start the season on IR - IlliniSax05 August 24, 2026, 09:58:11 Seems dumb. If you can practice, you can play.* - Warrin'_Illini August 24, 2026, 10:02:56 ooo - IlliniSax05 August 24, 2026, 10:05:10 Actually, he (miraculously) is now 100% black.* - VIV August 24, 2026, 08:54:43 Will probably help with blood circulation in that surgically repaired knee.* - Warrin'_Illini August 24, 2026, 09:09:35 DeVito just dropped a dime for a TD * - assassin August 22, 2026, 19:22:35 CUTLETS!* - memyselfandillini August 24, 2026, 08:39:33 Not exactly the narrative changing drive I was hoping for* - gvibes August 22, 2026, 18:17:13 The missed throw to Loveland could/should have been better - IlliniSax05 August 22, 2026, 18:16:01 The Loveland throw didn’t look like a miss to me. Was about the only place he could put that ball* - OB25 August 22, 2026, 18:25:38 Other than the wide open guy underneath, yes.* - voiceofreason August 23, 2026, 22:18:22 Was a pretty nice drive by the Bears starters until the holding penalty - CanHartlebHireSnider August 22, 2026, 18:15:42 to be clear, they practiced *against each other* two days ago* - Orangeillini August 22, 2026, 17:57:06 who would pay more than the stubhub minimum for a preseason game?* - assassin August 22, 2026, 18:05:57 We went last Saturday for the total cost of 200 United Miles - Dilbert August 22, 2026, 19:24:28 Season ticket holders who get fucked over by the preseason.* - voiceofreason August 22, 2026, 19:09:20 but that's baked in and they know it. * - assassin August 22, 2026, 19:20:35 View all; Collapse ^ What's something (if anything?) that you see daily that's cool or outta the ordinary? - haighter September 2, 2026, 21:16:22 View all; 53 responses; lcubed Today, 12:59:25 ⇥ On a clear day, leaving Seattle on I90 East, you come around a curve and Mt. Rainier is centered - illinibone Today, 12:50:14 Nice. Ofc they recorded on a cloudy day so you can't see shit.* - Warrin'_Illini Today, 12:57:23 Oops. I meant I90 Eastbound. Sigh. 15 years here and I still think water is East. - illinibone Today, 12:58:10 My wife’s beautiful face* - TarheelIllini Yesterday, 17:32:20 Every time I see Mt. Rainier it's like I'm seeing it for the first time* - Sounder Yesterday, 16:29:52 First day I was out in Seattle this summer it was crystal clear, 85 degrees, saw it from downtown - DT Yesterday, 16:41:03 I remember training at Fort Lewis, 85-90 degrees out, sweating my ass off... - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 17:35:00 not me but mini spotted this little guy on his walk back to the dorm today - ATL Yesterday, 16:17:21 Myself in the mirror* - timmer Yesterday, 15:36:09 thank goodness not memyself* - memyselfandillini Yesterday, 16:23:34 A Dog Named Lou. - EffinIllini Yesterday, 15:15:00 you don't get to see the giant cross every day?* - lcubed Today, 12:59:25 morrow plots...beat that!* - lcubed Yesterday, 15:06:37 My wife once got to go on a research boat to the Farallons - Sounder Yesterday, 13:53:12 Which is apparently sea-birds and tens of thousands of mice....somehow. * - haighter Yesterday, 14:56:42 There's this old guy that gets routinely run off the road coming into Champaign* - NastyBoyd Yesterday, 10:51:39 Out of Urbana! - Tuscy Yesterday, 13:42:04 Haah * - haighter Yesterday, 10:52:51 Not daily, and not see....when I can hear the crowd from Wrigley after a big play... - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 10:43:38 Similar - if the wind is coming off the lake I can usually hear most concerts well - IlliniJuice07 Yesterday, 16:21:45 Similarly…on big clear winter days I can hear huge winter surf crash. Fog horns in the summer. * - haighter Yesterday, 10:55:19 way too many not sees these days* - Sammich Yesterday, 10:50:18 Back when I lived on Greenview, could leave the window open and hear the crowd cheer - ISeeDeadHawkeyes Yesterday, 10:47:50 always some new detail of a home/lighting/landscaping I see when walking the dogs. - ghost_of_clt Yesterday, 10:17:51 Downtown Chicago (even with teh occasional wendy's poop cup) still slaps.* - Warrin'_Illini Yesterday, 09:11:19 I miss working in the Loop. The view from the Brown Line over the river never got old.* - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 10:41:33 don't hate on homemade frosties* - VIV Yesterday, 09:47:26 Basketball HOF* - Stu Yesterday, 09:10:34 Washington Monument from my office, Capitol on my walk between office and metro - Tortillini Yesterday, 09:08:18 on days i go into the office, i walk my dogs at the arch grounds. - VIV Yesterday, 09:03:37 It’s ordinary to me, but it’s kinda cool driving down Kirby between Memorial Stadium and tAH* - Jackie Yesterday, 08:51:16 This morning on Lower Wacker I saw a Wendy’s cup containing human feces* - biclops Yesterday, 08:31:43 how do you know it was people dookie?* - memyselfandillini Yesterday, 16:17:18 Given the setting, what are my other options?* - biclops Yesterday, 16:28:35 How much did you have before you realized it wasn’t a frosty?* - Herman Blume Yesterday, 10:36:41 It was a bit nutty* - chorizo Yesterday, 10:46:15 corny joke* - memyselfandillini Yesterday, 16:18:07 NM* - Carl Spackler Yesterday, 08:46:09 The hell you doing walking around Lower Wacker?* - Carl Spackler Yesterday, 08:46:07 That’s the route my bus takes. - biclops Yesterday, 09:46:47 In all seriousness, Lower Wacker is pretty wild. - Carl Spackler Yesterday, 09:52:47 Lower Wacker rules* - bjl63 Yesterday, 10:42:27 I love lower whacker drive….still feels like a little known shortcut* - TarheelIllini Yesterday, 10:16:21 Poo testing. - complainant Yesterday, 08:48:42 Holding his butt cheeks together desperately looking for a Wendy's cup. * - doubledown Yesterday, 08:47:09 I used to take Malibu Canyon Rd down to the 1 every morning. Loved driving along the ocean every day - Tuscy Yesterday, 08:29:28 i take the 110 to the 105. get off on crenshaw, tell my homies "look alive"* - VIV Yesterday, 09:02:25 First, cut a hole in the box.* - complainant Yesterday, 08:03:29 I see the moon, and the moon sees me...* - OWWDig Yesterday, 08:02:59 I can see the USS Constellation from the windows in my office building.* - DT Yesterday, 07:58:46 That's cool. I can't believe how dead the Inner Harbor has become. It was so much fun - ATL Yesterday, 08:02:36 I can see Stone Mountain in the distance from my workstation - ATL Yesterday, 07:57:07 ooo - memyselfandillini Yesterday, 07:46:34 View all; Collapse ^ This should piss off Deuce baldies - bbonb Yesterday, 18:09:01 View all; 3 responses; osklister Today, 09:46:30 ⇥ Deuce baldies. - osklister Today, 09:46:30 A year? You should see what my ears produced, just in the time since I began - complainant Today, 09:45:43 Average deucers should be able to afford a trip to Turkey.* - Toonces Yesterday, 18:56:54 View all; Collapse ^ 1903-6, q8 - complainant Yesterday, 23:58:39 View all; 2 responses; Tuscy Today, 07:55:43 ⇥ 5 - Tuscy Today, 07:55:43 4, q8 - larue33 Today, 05:51:20 View all; Collapse ^ CLOSED* - bbonb Yesterday, 19:51:27 View all; 2 responses; timmer Yesterday, 20:03:38 ⇥ MOOSE. OUTSIDE* - timmer Yesterday, 20:03:38 OOO - Stu Yesterday, 20:02:10 View all; Collapse ^ Screw me….never mind* - TarheelIllini Yesterday, 18:13:24 View all; 1 response; bbonb Yesterday, 18:23:10 ⇥ Before you go, how do you think Rutgers will do against this MAC team tonight?* - bbonb Yesterday, 18:23:10 View all; Collapse ^ UAB Game Week thread. - ATL August 31, 2026, 16:03:44 View all; 154 responses; TarheelIllini Yesterday, 18:11:18 ⇥ Does other game discussion go here or do we need another thread? - TarheelIllini Yesterday, 18:11:18 eff Garrick McGee* - ECEIllinois Yesterday, 17:35:04 Marching Illini in t shirts and shorts not uniforms* - Poldark Yesterday, 17:03:05 Are they hot?* - Warrin'_Illini Yesterday, 17:16:41 literally yes. Go Brewers * - Poldark Yesterday, 17:21:20 They are out there for 8 hours or so, so not a bad idea. Kinda glad now the game isn't until 8pm* - RSMBob Yesterday, 17:13:18 Anyone got any of those uniform updates? Hope we go all orange or OBO.* - Warrin'_Illini Yesterday, 16:38:40 MI switching to speedos and capes - biclops Yesterday, 16:32:14 Dammit, they stole my look - IlliniSax05 Yesterday, 16:33:29 Guido’s is now a place called Chophouse on Main* - bjl63 Yesterday, 16:31:19 Roughy/Joey Chestnut collab - OB25 Yesterday, 14:20:19 oof. Roughy needs to collab with GLP-1. That can’t be healthy* - bbonb Yesterday, 18:00:35 ooo - Philo Yesterday, 15:25:12 LOL, with Chestnut putting mustard on a dog.* - Carl Spackler Yesterday, 15:23:41 I think competitive eating might be the stupidest (harmless) thing in the world. * - larue33 Yesterday, 15:03:20 I'm not a nutritionist, but is it harmless? - Sounder Yesterday, 15:12:01 They could be harming themselves, but everybody gets to do that. * - larue33 Yesterday, 15:18:39 He better not be feeding him Imo's. - tvillini Yesterday, 14:35:56 I’m confused. What’s the connection between chestnut and the Illini?* - ATL Yesterday, 14:28:59 He's the World Horseshoe Eating Champion.* - Chuck Woodaby Yesterday, 15:14:36 Morris Chestnut was in the 2017 film "Girls Trip", which starred Queen Latifah - VIV Yesterday, 14:42:42 He likes hot dogs. We like hot dogs. Boom!* - OWWDig Yesterday, 14:39:45 Is that really him? That's so cool.* - Sounder Yesterday, 14:23:19 Yep* - OB25 Yesterday, 14:25:25 Yes, that's Roughy* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes Yesterday, 14:24:23 He's pretty unmistakable* - Sounder Yesterday, 14:30:23 People who know football better than me...tell me more about what I should expect - OWWDig Yesterday, 13:16:18 In a word .... chaos - Draino Yesterday, 14:41:37 I’m expecting the football equivalent of Underwood’s initial defensive strategy. - OB25 Yesterday, 14:18:34 we've run a 3-3-5 under BB pretty much his entire time here - illiniranger Yesterday, 14:18:19 scanning the roster one more time, they have Beerman and Muragin listed as LB - illiniranger Yesterday, 14:28:25 Thanks. I'll try and look for those guys as well* - OWWDig Yesterday, 14:38:31 Maybe Devon can come back and teach some nuances of the Seahawks version of the 3-3-5 - CanHartlebHireSnider Yesterday, 13:40:46 335 will confuse the opposing offensive lines, they won't know whom to block. - Warrin'_Illini Yesterday, 13:31:22 I feel like we're going to give up a million points and steal a game with a sack/fumble. - uofi1998 Yesterday, 13:27:29 Don’t know about soft or hard but everybody says it’s supposed to be aggressive. - ATL Yesterday, 13:25:19 So blitz dependent. I have nightmares about Henry's 3-man rush* - OWWDig Yesterday, 13:26:37 3-3-5 is the most common defense in college football and many teams run it without blitzing themselv - illiniranger Yesterday, 14:23:24 I thought we were more of a 4-3 most of the time...I guess I always considered Jacas - OWWDig Yesterday, 14:26:18 we'll change the front from even (4) to odd (5) pretty frequently is my guess - illiniranger Yesterday, 14:37:41 makes sense....just don't rush only 3!!* - OWWDig Yesterday, 14:39:13 people get all bent out of shape about that but i'll say this about blitzing - illiniranger Yesterday, 14:47:34 We got roasted last year when we rushed only 3 in big situations and go no pressure* - OWWDig Yesterday, 14:55:39 i would urge people to not fixate on things that don't matter - illiniranger Yesterday, 15:16:35 twitchy* - OWWDig Yesterday, 14:26:16 double post. guess I'm twitchy today* - OWWDig Yesterday, 14:26:36 we're gonna give up a gabillion rushing yards* - assassin Yesterday, 13:25:07 This is a big risk * - ATL Yesterday, 13:25:34 Parking attendants were already sitting at the vet med parking lot before 8 this morning* - lcubed Yesterday, 13:04:57 ... and Roughy was already first in line. - osklister Yesterday, 13:17:35 Ate lunch at Smith Burger Co - bjl63 Yesterday, 11:49:41 That place is great. Awesome food, awesome beer. - JFG Yesterday, 15:04:19 What a mess with all that construction. They need to fire whoever planned that. ;) * - Philo Yesterday, 14:28:16 Speaking of, I’ve got some bones to pick about some stoplights - Jackie Yesterday, 15:30:38 Those are to get people to start using Columbia instead of Washington. - Philo Yesterday, 16:21:54 The backups at Columbia and Market are going to get more absurd than they already are - Jackie Yesterday, 17:21:00 Is this on campus?* - Toonces Yesterday, 12:27:00 There is a Smith Burger stand in the Colonnades Club too* - Ron McDon Yesterday, 12:36:45 Assembly Hall too* - assassin Yesterday, 12:39:40 no, one is downtown champaign, one is downtown urbana* - assassin Yesterday, 12:27:37 I still need to get over to The Yards. Looks like a cool spot* - illini21 Yesterday, 13:41:52 Mahomet, too, right?* - Dilbert Yesterday, 12:33:09 Just opened a couple weeks ago* - illini21 Yesterday, 13:41:24 maybe, i don't fuck with Mahomet* - assassin Yesterday, 12:37:51 Hot damn, the pictures on the online menu look amazing* - OB25 Yesterday, 12:23:53 Yeah, that place rocks. Definitely worth all the hype it gets* - illini21 Yesterday, 12:16:08 I am missing the game but not a bad reason - JacobRDaugherty Yesterday, 10:38:33 congrats!* - Draino Yesterday, 14:07:26 Mozl Tof….or however you spell it* - TarheelIllini Yesterday, 13:00:53 Literal LOL* - Sounder Yesterday, 14:17:03 congrats!* - ECEIllinois Yesterday, 12:17:03 Congrats! - DocWalk20 Yesterday, 12:16:36 ooo - IlliniSax05 Yesterday, 11:58:36 Mazel tov! Best wishes to you and the entire family! - theBard Yesterday, 11:56:51 Awesome! Congratulations!!! * - illinijohn Yesterday, 11:39:55 Congrats. Enjoy the sleeplessness!* - OWWDig Yesterday, 11:13:39 Congrats!* - Carl Spackler Yesterday, 11:12:07 Booyah!* - Jackie Yesterday, 11:04:36 Hell yeah, congrats* - reggiedunlop Yesterday, 10:59:26 Awesome! Congrats! - Kajagoogoo Yesterday, 10:54:40 Congrats!! - Illiniphil Yesterday, 10:47:18 Congratulations!* - ATL Yesterday, 10:43:29 WTG, Big Poppa!* - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 10:40:43 congrats on the minisomm!* - VIV Yesterday, 10:40:23 Congrats!* - Tortillini Yesterday, 10:39:36 Congrats! You have to name #2 Bert, however.* - Warrin'_Illini Yesterday, 10:39:30 Congrats! * - Tuscy Yesterday, 10:39:08 Why does the game start at 8? That's dumb.* - Warrin'_Illini Yesterday, 10:28:54 Wait furrealz? Goddammit this thing is gonna go past midnight * - Jackie Yesterday, 11:05:32 Well hopefully it’ll be over after the first quarter * - ATL Yesterday, 12:22:14 It starts at 9 in God's Time Zone* - ATL Yesterday, 10:42:43 You, Sir are mistaken. The correct God's Time Zone... - EffinIllini Yesterday, 14:22:12 perfect for the west coast* - ECEIllinois Yesterday, 12:17:23 I'll be home on time and everything. gotta love it* - assassin Yesterday, 12:18:01 Because God KNOWS nobody wants to miss a second of effin' Rutgers vs some other horsespit "school". - osklister Yesterday, 11:58:30 I don't know how you people do it. It sucks.* - Warrin'_Illini Yesterday, 11:06:25 Eastern time is stupid* - bjl63 Yesterday, 10:43:23 #valid* - DocWalk20 Yesterday, 12:14:59 Hear hear. - osklister Yesterday, 11:59:10 You guys, it's game day! Who's wearing orange? - ATL Yesterday, 09:00:53 I'm wearing blue* - OWWDig Yesterday, 11:13:06 Same. Navy golf shirt I picked up in the Illini pro shop last winter. * - harb Yesterday, 15:41:44 Joey Chestnut to sound the siren. Brit Miller honorary captain.* - Poldark September 2, 2026, 16:59:51 WHOA. Illini by 50.* - Tortillini Yesterday, 09:53:58 Hi Tort! Take UAB -27.5 and the Over 53.5!* - Poldark Yesterday, 10:00:10 UAB is a 27.5 point favorite tonight? * - VIV Yesterday, 10:39:33 with the questions on Illinois defense yes* - Poldark Yesterday, 10:40:58 45-27* - bjl63 Yesterday, 10:01:35 This Thursday thing sucks. I will miss the game due to Open House at school* - OWWDig September 2, 2026, 13:31:48 We went to last weeks open house.* - Mrap24 September 2, 2026, 15:34:03 nice of you to stop by and say hello!* - OWWDig Yesterday, 11:12:43 No idea what room to find you in. All her classes are in the old building. - Mrap24 Yesterday, 12:38:20 my office and classroom are in the old building.* - OWWDig Yesterday, 13:25:34 I like it in this particular instance since it's a holiday weekend. Doesn't interfere - Taz September 2, 2026, 15:25:50 except those that cannot take Friday off* - OWWDig Yesterday, 11:12:24 it's better than Friday which should belong to high school football - Poldark September 2, 2026, 15:19:41 Hear hear. * - osklister September 2, 2026, 15:23:47 Yea, that's terrible too* - OWWDig September 2, 2026, 15:23:28 Agreed, Thursday night games suck* - IlliniOllie September 2, 2026, 14:47:30 I love it. Will be home by lunchtime Friday - bjl63 September 2, 2026, 14:45:40 It really does. Friday would be so much better.* - Warrin'_Illini September 2, 2026, 14:05:34 Yes. I'm taking 4 HS seniors with me. - EffinIllini September 2, 2026, 14:21:50 Brutal. Hopefully the game will be well in hand by then and you don't miss much.* - Warrin'_Illini September 2, 2026, 14:38:29 Right. Friday is not ideal, but at least folks can get to town for the game and stay over - OWWDig September 2, 2026, 14:14:56 For sure, that sucks. I should have been more proactive and taken Friday off.* - Warrin'_Illini September 2, 2026, 14:18:41 I can't because my teacher contract doesn't allow us to take personal time when it's - OWWDig September 2, 2026, 14:37:22 wrong place* - ATL Yesterday, 10:42:25 It totally blows. Im interested to see how much it effects attendance.* - Ron McDon September 2, 2026, 13:33:04 attendance is gonna be shitty - IlliniSax05 September 2, 2026, 14:20:35 We were able to sell our parking pass (32), but not the tickets yet* - OWWDig September 2, 2026, 13:44:21 Sold my tickets, but it definitely hurt the price. Sold one of my two parking passes. Still have - Ron McDon September 2, 2026, 14:29:04 MrsDig just informed me that we did sell our East Main pair for $9. I'm rollin in the dough!!* - OWWDig September 2, 2026, 14:38:32 Whoa, that's $4.50 each?? Listen Rockefeller, can ya loan me a few bucks?? - osklister September 2, 2026, 15:25:33 Bad fan ======> - ATL September 2, 2026, 12:54:29 Fuck Augus.....*checks notes*....September?* - Blazer September 2, 2026, 13:29:28 ^^^^ was supposed to be a reply to Jackie vvvvvvvv* - Blazer September 2, 2026, 14:41:04 Gonna be a scorcher, kids* - Jackie August 31, 2026, 18:41:19 Yesterday you said you'd call Sears* - assassin September 2, 2026, 14:16:11 You can’t prove that * - Jackie September 2, 2026, 14:40:10 I'll call today* - Blazer September 2, 2026, 14:40:07 You’ll call now. * - assassin September 2, 2026, 14:47:58 I'll call now* - Blazer September 2, 2026, 15:14:01 in case anyone hasn't already read it... - Sammich September 2, 2026, 15:22:46 85° is a scorcher?* - bbonb August 31, 2026, 18:46:43 It’s not a dry heat, bonbon. Extreme heat warning issued today *shrug** - Jackie September 2, 2026, 13:43:16 yikes. Drink lots of pickle juice* - bbonb September 2, 2026, 13:49:51 ^^sounds vaguely dirty^^ - osklister September 2, 2026, 15:27:27 ooo - EffinIllini September 2, 2026, 13:53:26 Really good beer, had it for the first time before the S16 game - RVA September 2, 2026, 14:00:45 I'm just not a dill pickle flavor fan (outside of actual dill pickles). - EffinIllini September 2, 2026, 14:19:36 If anyone has a Lot 31 pass for Thursday night that they're not using, let me know. - Illiniphil August 31, 2026, 17:55:17 I have a Lot 42 I'm not gonna be able to use that is on the grass* - OrangeSox August 31, 2026, 18:33:26 I think the rest of the people we tailgate with are picking up 31 passes as they can. - Illiniphil August 31, 2026, 18:46:33 Very much looking forward to this, obviously. But the Week 1 slate is terrible. - Warrin'_Illini August 31, 2026, 16:07:00 View all; Collapse ^ Gloria Steinem is Ed Martin - complainant Yesterday, 06:50:19 View all; 14 responses; bbonb Yesterday, 17:44:10 ⇥ TIL:she was Christian Bale’s step mommy. I can sort of see the resemblance* - bbonb Yesterday, 17:44:10 The Onion - larue33 Yesterday, 12:44:25 vaxxed?* - VIV Yesterday, 09:01:05 The online chatter blaming Djokovic's first round US Open exit - Sounder Yesterday, 13:17:09 Waxxed* - KCWildcat Yesterday, 09:04:46 Why do we keep getting old people dying who aren’t Trump - Jackie Yesterday, 08:52:18 He's 6'3" 225 and the best senior golfer in the world. Benches 275x4. - Tuscy Yesterday, 09:04:14 Too much creatine* - Stu Yesterday, 08:41:00 Big loss. I fully supported her championing of women’s rights - bbonb Yesterday, 08:39:10 side note: it's absolutely wild that in the year 2026 that there is serious discussion - Sounder Yesterday, 13:16:14 Amazing, considering women hold all the cards. Or, at least THE card* - bbonb Yesterday, 13:55:28 As Madeleine Albright said - Sounder Yesterday, 13:58:14 For a smart person like her, it's actually a rather dumb statement - Potomac Yesterday, 14:46:03 I prefer this quote from her: - Chuck Woodaby Yesterday, 14:31:33 View all; Collapse ^ Whitesox 2026 Thread - illini81887 May 14, 2026, 21:14:51 View all; 393 responses; CanHartlebHireSnider Yesterday, 14:47:52 ⇥ Murakami sucks - timmer Yesterday, 14:45:50 Castillo is a complete trainwreck. I think the deadline actually made the team worse* - UIHuskie Yesterday, 14:18:58 The Luis Castillo trade made no sense to me at the time - CanHartlebHireSnider Yesterday, 14:47:52 Seriously. It looked bad at the time and has only gotten worse* - AintHatin Yesterday, 14:44:42 I couldn't agree more. The whole starting pitching on this team is a joke* - OWWDig Yesterday, 14:45:50 what a disastrous 8th inning. incredible number of mistakes.* - Ari Gold September 2, 2026, 21:23:24 faaaaaaaack* - apusikam September 2, 2026, 21:31:02 Yep, top and bottom of the inning. Such poor play when opportunities were there* - UofIL6 September 2, 2026, 21:26:37 error, walk, and hbp when ahead in the count to boot. and why not have doyle in cf at that point?* - Ari Gold September 2, 2026, 21:35:04 Whether it was in or not, the contact play should never be an option - bjl63 September 2, 2026, 21:28:18 Romo missed an opp to score, nobody can hit in the air, Chase error on defense - UofIL6 September 2, 2026, 21:33:10 not running for romo too. and we have to be able to get a ball in the air.* - Ari Gold September 2, 2026, 21:32:19 There is nothing about Alteuve that doesn't make me think that's not intentional* - illini222 September 2, 2026, 19:32:30 Assuming the runners would’ve been allowed to advance if overturned - bjl63 September 2, 2026, 21:26:32 little shit faked the hbp too.* - Ari Gold September 2, 2026, 21:24:04 Hicks turned back into a pumpkin. Just awful* - UofIL6 September 1, 2026, 21:59:35 The time violation was odd* - illini222 September 1, 2026, 22:13:59 And wrong* - bjl63 September 2, 2026, 08:16:49 at least we had those few months!* - Ari Gold September 2, 2026, 21:22:28 amazing eff up by the home plate umpire there. i’m not sure how that doesn’t get corrected?* - Ari Gold August 31, 2026, 20:33:03 Sox pick up Tommy Pham again. Uh, why?* - UofIL6 August 31, 2026, 13:20:19 Also just traded for Jake Cave* - AintHatin August 31, 2026, 15:01:29 if your first name is Jake, and your last name is just a random noun - Sammich August 31, 2026, 15:02:47 Need more anger* - bjl63 August 31, 2026, 14:43:19 They probably think they need a RHB to face LHP* - Passiveaggressiveman August 31, 2026, 13:31:40 Isn't that Grichuk's role?* - UofIL6 August 31, 2026, 13:32:13 Sure. But they are obviously thinking they needed more than one guy in that role* - Passiveaggressiveman August 31, 2026, 14:42:04 O's claim Luis Robert off waivers from the Mets* - AintHatin August 31, 2026, 13:05:36 classic mail it in game for the sox starting with the pitching plan.* - Ari Gold August 30, 2026, 14:11:21 Options are pretty limited at this point. - AintHatin August 30, 2026, 15:53:48 Hicks was great for two months - bjl63 August 30, 2026, 16:47:47 Peters to hit a HR tonight at +750 - timmer August 28, 2026, 10:15:10 5th straight game with a Tristan Peters home run* - timmer August 26, 2026, 20:49:57 timely with colson and mune going in the tank.* - Ari Gold August 27, 2026, 05:46:15 Need this W with CLE winning back to back 9th inning comebacks* - UofIL6 August 26, 2026, 20:51:18 taking advantage of a couple bad teams.* - Ari Gold August 27, 2026, 05:45:37 Wasn't pretty, but a W. CLE and MIN losing* - UofIL6 August 25, 2026, 21:59:20 jfc* - apusikam August 25, 2026, 21:56:18 I hate watching Hagen pitch. Mitch Williams reincarnated* - bjl63 August 25, 2026, 21:55:21 Such a wild, uncomfortable ride. It's like an .067 BAA, but sooooo many walks* - UofIL6 August 25, 2026, 21:56:48 how about sean burke last night? yikes.* - Ari Gold August 27, 2026, 05:43:50 once again hicks struggles to go more than an inning.* - Ari Gold August 25, 2026, 20:59:48 In farm news, looks like Bonemer’s getting some CF run for the rest of the year* - AintHatin August 25, 2026, 09:02:02 Hope it sticks. Vargas seems set at 3B. Prefer Antonacci at 2B, but Meidroth has been good - UofIL6 August 25, 2026, 09:09:47 Colson and Mune 2-37 with 23 Ks on this homestand.* - AintHatin August 25, 2026, 09:00:34 awful.* - Ari Gold August 25, 2026, 11:00:11 Acuna now pitching* - timmer August 24, 2026, 21:43:00 Position players pitching should be banned* - bjl63 August 25, 2026, 08:46:44 you don't think that's fun?* - Ari Gold August 25, 2026, 11:00:47 Lob league is fun for 10 year olds* - bjl63 August 25, 2026, 11:18:50 0.1 IP. Well done* - timmer August 24, 2026, 21:43:24 C. Montgomery is near unplayable at this point. Needs a fake DL stint for something to change* - UofIL6 August 24, 2026, 20:00:13 on an 0-12 with 9k run. wow.* - Ari Gold August 24, 2026, 20:51:56 he seems even worse against righties, if that’s possible.* - Ari Gold August 24, 2026, 20:07:02 Meidroth doesn’t challenge on Ball 4 and then strikes out on a ball in the dirt - UIHuskie August 24, 2026, 20:04:40 we are the kings of swinging at and missing low breaking balls.* - Ari Gold August 24, 2026, 20:05:55 I would like to return this Urquidy version, and get back Cy Urquidy from the Cubs series, please* - UofIL6 August 24, 2026, 19:17:31 Another walkoff* - UofIL6 August 23, 2026, 15:45:28 beat Texas* - Poldark August 23, 2026, 15:46:40 lfg!* - Ari Gold August 23, 2026, 15:45:55 That’s four bases loaded situations (3 last note and 1 so far today) to which… - timmer August 23, 2026, 14:08:13 that's four holdin' penalties on one football team in a quarter and a half - Sammich August 23, 2026, 14:29:27 jake rogers! and that last mets pitcher was a joke.* - Ari Gold August 21, 2026, 21:28:51 I also was amazed at sacrificing with Acuna and Rogers coming up - bjl63 August 21, 2026, 21:32:59 I think he’s great. Baseball needs more fun* - bjl63 August 21, 2026, 21:30:34 then go watch the bananas.* - Ari Gold August 21, 2026, 22:58:13 Keep being miserable all the time* - bjl63 August 22, 2026, 21:03:55 hopefully that was fun enough for you today.* - Ari Gold August 23, 2026, 19:38:06 He hit a single in the 4th - timmer August 21, 2026, 20:53:21 And I put this down in the top of the 9th - timmer August 21, 2026, 21:51:06 And I put this down in the top of the 9th - timmer August 21, 2026, 21:27:47 guardians and twins losing as well.* - Ari Gold August 16, 2026, 17:26:48 Guards and Twins both lose. 6 up on them* - AintHatin August 16, 2026, 18:34:45 Gonna be 5+ games up after today. And that being in the tougher part of the schedule* - UofIL6 August 16, 2026, 17:53:33 Split the next 4* - bjl63 August 16, 2026, 19:48:24 tigah (sweep) bait !! tigah (sweep) bait !!! * - osklister August 16, 2026, 16:18:48 Now onto sweeping the Cubs. - timmer August 16, 2026, 15:32:50 Who's pitching on Tuesday?* - Poldark August 16, 2026, 15:32:38 *bamm* who cares *bamm** - Ari Gold August 16, 2026, 15:33:28 hi nephew! Steve Holdren?* - Poldark August 16, 2026, 15:36:28 Fuck Detroit always * - RD August 16, 2026, 15:31:44 Sweep. Wow, great comeback series* - UofIL6 August 16, 2026, 15:31:32 newcomb with the open and close to sweep the series.* - Ari Gold August 16, 2026, 15:32:53 Road series at that. :-) - osklister August 16, 2026, 16:21:08 Hell yeah* - AintHatin August 16, 2026, 15:32:27 brazoban hasn’t impressed me.* - Ari Gold August 16, 2026, 14:56:51 mune!* - Ari Gold August 16, 2026, 14:37:39 MukaBOOM * - RD August 16, 2026, 14:37:29 Born and raised in south Detroit... - osklister August 15, 2026, 17:27:14 bullpen was excellent today* - Poldark August 15, 2026, 14:49:50 Big W. Sweep the leg tomorrow* - UofIL6 August 15, 2026, 14:45:00 Beautiful.* - bjl63 August 15, 2026, 14:44:39 Guess we can't have a catcher hit over .200* - illini222 August 15, 2026, 11:46:55 Rogers with an awful debut AB.* - bjl63 August 15, 2026, 12:45:22 Don't stop now boys !!! - osklister August 14, 2026, 20:40:06 Chase Meidroth hustle * - Poldark August 14, 2026, 20:11:36 Have a game, Miguel* - UofIL6 August 14, 2026, 19:54:15 the sox gave the tigers new life back in june and are doing their best to keep it going - Ari Gold August 14, 2026, 18:38:38 Luckily, the offense came to life. But, Colson may need a DL stint to refocus - UofIL6 August 14, 2026, 19:24:57 yes to both. huge win with a tough match up tomorrow.* - Ari Gold August 14, 2026, 20:39:45 Time to send Martin to the minors - bjl63 August 13, 2026, 13:05:11 Sent to the DL instead - AintHatin August 14, 2026, 11:58:20 Between MacDougal and Hagen, it's like 7 BBs and a HBP in ~3IP* - UofIL6 August 14, 2026, 12:29:23 Hagen's at least looked unhittable when he's getting it over the plate* - AintHatin August 14, 2026, 12:35:19 The pitching hourglass is running out. - AintHatin August 13, 2026, 19:18:11 Ok maybe not better off…. - bjl63 August 13, 2026, 13:28:06 The pitching on this team just isn't good enough. To be a serious contender - OWWDig August 13, 2026, 13:31:58 That's a terrible loss to a bad team* - UIHuskie August 11, 2026, 21:28:11 awful abs at the end.* - Ari Gold August 11, 2026, 21:31:27 Yeah but the Reds 8th inning was mostly luck - bjl63 August 11, 2026, 21:30:27 You mean the Stevenson the Sox should have traded for?* - LWillhite August 11, 2026, 21:58:12 You just can’t lose to the Reds. Just can’t.* - timmer August 11, 2026, 21:27:07 Being 3.5 up after that rough road trip feels pretty decent* - UofIL6 August 9, 2026, 19:25:59 Picking up a game on Cleveland.... chef's kiss. * - osklister August 10, 2026, 08:46:08 Yesss!!* - MtHoodIllini August 9, 2026, 18:30:06 Series win* - timmer August 9, 2026, 18:27:42 Colson Montgomery doing work* - Poldark August 9, 2026, 16:47:02 Way too many outs made on the bases* - illini222 August 9, 2026, 16:33:49 especially making the 1st out there.* - Ari Gold August 9, 2026, 16:52:52 Seems like we got the typical Hagen Smith experience - UofIL6 August 9, 2026, 16:29:24 Hope he succeeds enough where we can trade him* - bjl63 August 9, 2026, 16:40:18 2nd and 3rd no outs, followed by 3 straight K's* - UofIL6 August 9, 2026, 13:38:34 including a platoon player and c montgomery who has lost all sense of the zone.* - Ari Gold August 9, 2026, 14:18:20 Martin with only 2 runs let up in the 1st - timmer August 9, 2026, 13:21:38 this davis martin thing has officially become a problem.* - Ari Gold August 9, 2026, 13:16:47 huge win against williams. mune coming alive. need martin not to suck tomorrow.* - Ari Gold August 8, 2026, 21:33:30 Huge W. Win tomorrow and feeling pretty decent* - UofIL6 August 8, 2026, 21:37:40 MacDougal and Hagen Smith up; Schultz and Sandlin down* - UofIL6 August 7, 2026, 22:44:26 Is that 4 losses in a row?* - OWWDig August 7, 2026, 21:28:54 Wow, this game sold a bunch of tickets due to a Ja Rule postgame concert… - OB25 August 7, 2026, 21:16:11 The terrible rotation is finally catching up to them* - UIHuskie August 7, 2026, 19:54:19 Was Schultz tipping his pitches, too* - timmer August 7, 2026, 18:57:10 That might have been as dumb as Peterson wtf I can’t believe this happens in 2026* - CanHartlebHireSnider August 7, 2026, 18:54:11 What happened?* - OB25 August 7, 2026, 19:00:37 They had to pull Noah Schultz for making two mound visits in the first* - CanHartlebHireSnider August 7, 2026, 19:01:22 A day after a 13 inning game* - CanHartlebHireSnider August 7, 2026, 19:01:40 And Venable is a very smart guy!* - CanHartlebHireSnider August 7, 2026, 18:54:29 This fucking tesm - timmer August 6, 2026, 23:12:33 bullpen just isn’t good enough to beat a team like that.* - Ari Gold August 6, 2026, 23:05:12 bullpen just isn’t good enough. (FIFY) - osklister August 7, 2026, 09:08:53 What a shitty loss/road trip. Huge series coming up* - UofIL6 August 6, 2026, 22:38:13 And my flight tomorrow is cancelled and I can’t get out until Saturday - timmer August 6, 2026, 22:51:09 Terrible send in the top of the 11th, could have had bases loaded 1 out with Murakami up* - illini222 August 6, 2026, 22:21:27 mune hasn’t exactly been lighting it up since he got hurt.* - Ari Gold August 6, 2026, 23:07:48 That was so bad. He was throwing before Montgomery was even at 3rd* - UofIL6 August 6, 2026, 22:23:37 My view since the 9th… - timmer August 6, 2026, 22:08:51 Their 8 and 9 hitters are killing us tonight* - bjl63 August 6, 2026, 21:45:03 Just can't get that last out when the team needs it* - UofIL6 August 6, 2026, 21:48:50 And just walked a .160 hitter….* - bjl63 August 6, 2026, 21:46:31 Babe Meidroth!* - UofIL6 August 6, 2026, 21:33:44 Looks like Quero will be back this weekend - bjl63 August 6, 2026, 20:30:01 Roch with a HR, double....5 RBI at high-A* - UofIL6 August 6, 2026, 19:27:07 I’m not giving up on him by any means, but with all the MI in the org - bjl63 August 6, 2026, 19:38:36 He's been really bad since mid May - CanHartlebHireSnider August 6, 2026, 23:21:51 IACTY - timmer August 5, 2026, 18:40:45 ooo - timmer August 5, 2026, 19:51:08 Davis Martin throwing BP tonight* - bjl63 August 4, 2026, 18:30:48 Venable said he was tipping his pitches - AintHatin August 5, 2026, 06:29:42 He's been absolutely atrocious for 2 months - UIHuskie August 4, 2026, 18:40:53 First inning aside, he was great vs NYY - bjl63 August 4, 2026, 18:43:16 went to the game yesterday. while i'm not a fan of domes, it saved the day yesterday - Ari Gold August 3, 2026, 18:27:05 Sox get one-time C prospect Joey Bart. Needed a body after the Teel injury* - UofIL6 August 3, 2026, 15:54:43 For Duncan Davitt* - AintHatin August 3, 2026, 16:00:26 Without knowing the return that seems fine. A clear upgrade on what they have right now - UIHuskie August 3, 2026, 16:00:10 For recently DFA'd Duncan Davitt* - UofIL6 August 3, 2026, 15:59:25 he got the welcome to the majors treatment yesterday.* - Ari Gold August 3, 2026, 17:49:26 White Sox adding Rockies CF Brenton Doyle* - AintHatin August 3, 2026, 12:06:05 For RHP Mason Adams and SS Carlos Vielma - AintHatin August 3, 2026, 12:16:04 Meh. Adams is a nice prospect but not someone to wring hands over - bjl63 August 3, 2026, 15:35:45 I’m sure the GMs have to say it but part of the Luis Castillo trade has an element of - RD August 3, 2026, 17:55:26 afraid of montgomery and / or peters hitting a wall?* - Ari Gold August 3, 2026, 12:11:00 White Sox acquiring Huascar Brazoban for Gabe Davis and Zach Franklin* - CanHartlebHireSnider August 3, 2026, 00:47:06 I was gonna say this feels light for Brazoban (even as a reliever) with 3+ years of control - CanHartlebHireSnider August 3, 2026, 00:52:08 Gabe Davis seemed like an interesting arm, but fine price to pay for a few years of control* - UofIL6 August 3, 2026, 07:39:08 $15 - timmer August 2, 2026, 15:52:35 That was a really nice series win. - AintHatin August 2, 2026, 15:34:51 1st series loss at home for the rays since the beginning of june.* - Ari Gold August 2, 2026, 16:23:23 Yeah; it's alright. We're.... doing fine. - osklister August 3, 2026, 12:56:41 Amazing teams still think Kimbrel can still pitch. Was pretty obvious he was washed 3-4 yrs ago* - bjl63 August 2, 2026, 14:18:45 Tampa Bay DFA'd Kimbrel* - Poldark August 2, 2026, 16:53:50 Dodgers trading for Skubal - bjl63 August 1, 2026, 22:40:19 Per Passan, WSox get Luis Castillo for SerAnthony, Nolan Jones, and catching prospect Boston Smith - UofIL6 August 1, 2026, 20:57:16 Fedde moving to the pen; Schultz stays in the rotation* - AintHatin August 2, 2026, 14:30:24 Fedde has been pitching pretty well and not sure how he fits in relief - bjl63 August 2, 2026, 14:31:51 This. While Schultz had a nice start last game, he’s getting up there in innings - UofIL6 August 2, 2026, 14:59:16 agreed. i don’t think he’ll make it to the finish line as a starter this year.* - Ari Gold August 2, 2026, 17:22:17 At first glance, seems good. I’d love them to offload Hagen Smith this weekend too* - bjl63 August 1, 2026, 22:39:01 Boston Smith has been really good on all 3 levels he's been at this year* - illini222 August 1, 2026, 21:26:30 Banny’ll fix ‘em - AintHatin August 1, 2026, 21:19:12 Kyle Davidson approved* - timmer August 1, 2026, 21:09:51 Seems like a lot of people tweeting about this are in the same boat as me… - OB25 August 1, 2026, 21:08:52 He’s been terrible for a while. Bad contract exchange* - CanHartlebHireSnider August 1, 2026, 21:09:52 boo. his ERA is 5.06 and his contract is through 2027* - Poldark August 1, 2026, 21:08:17 Cash also involved. Wonder if Sox are sending money to Seattle. Explains return* - DanSaint August 1, 2026, 21:06:41 disregard. Sox taking on all money. - DanSaint August 1, 2026, 21:12:46 Roch...1st minor league HR* - UofIL6 August 1, 2026, 15:57:35 I have 2 old-man baseball questions: - Sammich August 1, 2026, 11:29:54 Every team has some kind of gesture. The Dodgers in particular do, as well* - bjl63 August 1, 2026, 16:04:21 The average life of a MLB game baseball is less than 3 pitches - CanHartlebHireSnider August 1, 2026, 12:15:44 Winner against the 1 AL seed Rays* - timmer July 31, 2026, 20:39:45 who were 40-16 at home and had their ace on the mound. don’t stop now boys!* - Ari Gold July 31, 2026, 21:00:31 3 games up on the Guardians for division lead* - UofIL6 July 31, 2026, 20:51:38 Sean Burke mowing down the yankees. 10K through 5* - JacobRDaugherty July 30, 2026, 14:46:09 take series split. beat Tampa Bay* - Poldark July 30, 2026, 16:27:45 I hate about everything about the Rays, so I agree!* - bjl63 July 30, 2026, 16:30:25 You're right about Montgomery. * - Poldark July 30, 2026, 16:31:27 The walk-off BB!* - UofIL6 July 30, 2026, 16:27:40 Five O'Clock Lightning!!! (Well, it was a walk at about 4:30... ) - osklister July 30, 2026, 17:12:01 I like Colson but he's the last guy I want up in a clutch situation - bjl63 July 30, 2026, 16:26:41 he's got the longest swing I've seen since Joe Borchard* - Sammich July 30, 2026, 16:51:24 Another OT thriller developing* - timmer July 30, 2026, 16:17:53 45 strikeouts and four walks this month - AintHatin July 30, 2026, 15:32:32 I've seen a lot of Yankee fans downtown over the past few days. They travel well.* - Warrin'_Illini July 30, 2026, 15:22:23 Offense ain’t supporting him* - timmer July 30, 2026, 14:54:26 Entire season has been a bonus, and here I am hoping for a split with the Yankees. * - osklister July 30, 2026, 15:19:58 They probably don't have any other option but Noah Schultz is so clearly overmatched - UIHuskie July 21, 2026, 20:30:15 Ankle sprain for Teel. 10-day DL. Quero recalled* - AintHatin July 21, 2026, 13:00:34 Seems like best case scenario after seeing him get carried off* - UofIL6 July 21, 2026, 13:01:27 Yeah, he couldn't put any weight on it. - AintHatin July 21, 2026, 13:05:01 i'd be surprised if it isn't significantly longer than that. remember when some were upset - Ari Gold July 21, 2026, 14:23:33 He said he has a high ankle sprain - AintHatin July 21, 2026, 16:29:55 That didn't look good for Teel, they probably need a catcher now* - UIHuskie July 20, 2026, 19:57:05 The White Sox need to start managing offseason workout plans - OrangeSox July 20, 2026, 20:15:55 Tonight was just bad luck.* - bjl63 July 20, 2026, 20:57:53 achilles?* - Ari Gold July 20, 2026, 19:58:37 one batter in . . . - apusikam July 20, 2026, 19:12:42 Plesac should be the heir apparent but my guess is - bjl63 July 20, 2026, 20:51:06 I'm counting on big things from the new ownership. :-/ - osklister July 21, 2026, 9:45:16 Methinks the issue is more Shiffrin than his partner, but YMMV. - osklister July 20, 2026, 19:42:15 yes - apusikam July 20, 2026, 22:18:59 ESPN has a good article on the White Sox decision and the team actually comes out looking good - JacobRDaugherty July 15, 2026, 23:09:29 Kiley still thinks it's Roch - CanHartlebHireSnider July 10, 2026, 10:38:11 I agree with your Rodon comp - AintHatin July 10, 2026, 13:23:29 Also BP posted yesterday and they still have Roch #1 on their big board - CanHartlebHireSnider July 10, 2026, 10:47:34 Keith Law says Sox are leaning towards drafting Emerson and Roch is 3rd on their board now* - OB25 July 6, 2026, 12:57:04 I don’t believe for a second that Roch is third on their board* - bjl63 July 7, 2026, 10:59:17 He really wasn’t that great this year so I could see teams souring on him, but… - OB25 July 7, 2026, 12:34:00 I mean, he was pretty great, just not a huge step up from last year* - UofIL6 July 7, 2026, 13:38:18 The Big Ten is also a really bad league so his numbers get graded on a curve* - OB25 July 7, 2026, 14:14:25 Really bad is a bit of a stretch. It runs the gamut and the bottom is pretty weak - CanHartlebHireSnider July 7, 2026, 14:28:25 The Sox liked Roch when he was in HS - bjl63 July 7, 2026, 13:08:09 Seems like it’s been trending towards Emerson since May. - CanHartlebHireSnider July 6, 2026, 13:02:17 Just no Lackey. Too much risk with Catchers. Prefer Roch, but Emerson is fine* - UofIL6 July 6, 2026, 13:06:18 Just a feeling, but I think Rock UCLA is giving off vibes to the scouts saying "no" to the Sox. JMHO - osklister July 7, 2026, 10:03:39 I don't believe that at all. Buster Posey propaganda* - bjl63 July 7, 2026, 14:17:31 To restart this with another variable: Rock & the infielder have the same agent: catcher does not. - osklister July 9, 2026, 18:23:09 He can give off whatever vibes he wants. He has no leverage. If the Sox want him, he'll be the pick* - AintHatin July 7, 2026, 13:11:02 nm* - osklister July 7, 2026, 10:01:54 Helluva bounceback after the way that series started. - AintHatin July 5, 2026, 18:24:16 Great bounceback. And, will get Mune back soon, plus potential help from some young arms - UofIL6 July 5, 2026, 18:50:18 Since Murakami went down, Sox have gone 18-15. - osklister July 7, 2026, 12:03:42 If the playoffs started today, the Sox would have a first round bye. - illini July 1, 2026, 8:45:04 Gonzalez has been great for the last week or so - AintHatin June 30, 2026, 20:58:48 Also, leading the MLB in 3rd inning run differential (+99)+ - timmer June 30, 2026, 20:39:53 Another series win - timmer June 30, 2026, 20:26:14 ^^^ definition of a fair weather fan ^^^* - Ari Gold June 30, 2026, 20:37:01 I do see some dates in Boston and cheap airfares….* - timmer June 30, 2026, 20:39:16 Sox working on that run differential again tonight - AintHatin June 30, 2026, 18:38:32 10 straight home series wins* - Poldark June 27, 2026, 18:36:29 I’m liking the 1983 graphics during the White Sox broadcast today - IlliniOllie June 27, 2026, 17:00:32 ooo - timmer June 26, 2026, 21:25:12 Working on the run differential tonight. Save some for the rest of the series, boys* - UofIL6 June 26, 2026, 21:12:23 Can = cracked - AintHatin June 26, 2026, 19:46:37 Walk-off winner after some really bad bullpen woes* - UofIL6 June 22, 2026, 21:46:47 Bullpen is so leaky* - MtHoodIllini June 22, 2026, 21:55:46 either wild or throwing bp. no bueno.* - Ari Gold June 23, 2026, 5:23:10 Dominguez can’t close anymore. Problem is….. - bjl63 June 23, 2026, 7:28:07 Agree, but the post-game flashed up some interesting statistics. Dominguez - UofIL6 June 23, 2026, 7:30:41 Seranthony is pretty much a bargain-basement closer; Jerry loves that kind of signing. - osklister June 23, 2026, 9:03:07 The Sonny Gray/Chapman potential deal is interesting. Not sure what you'd have to give up for that - UofIL6 June 23, 2026, 9:47:14 Is Chapman also on an expiring deal? If so, probably won’t cost that much* - bjl63 June 26, 2026, 22:09:38 No, mutual option for 2027* - Poldark July 7, 2026, 10:05:33 Teel back, Quero optioned. - AintHatin June 22, 2026, 11:11:03 Yeah, Quero needs consistent ABs to get back to last year's productivity* - UofIL6 June 22, 2026, 11:25:55 5-3 vs Braves, Dodgers and Yankees. Good stretch. - AintHatin June 18, 2026, 20:51:56 ended a 9 game losing streak at yankee stadium to boot.* - Ari Gold June 19, 2026, 7:22:04 Man, after getting blasted in the first two games I woulda been okay with a normal sized loss. - osklister June 19, 2026, 9:07:37 first series win against the dodgers since 2014!* - Ari Gold June 14, 2026, 15:47:56 Hi nephew! These are the days! - Poldark June 14, 2026, 16:06:16 they’ve also won 8 home series in a row and 20 of the last 24. don’t stop now boys!* - Ari Gold June 15, 2026, 7:09:35 The sound of drums, beating in my heart; the thunder of guns.... - osklister June 15, 2026, 8:11:36 Jose Ramirez out for a month at least with a broken hamate - bjl63 June 13, 2026, 20:45:01 without a doubt. bring me more pitching please.* - Ari Gold June 13, 2026, 22:21:19 Let the 8 run 9th commence* - timmer June 13, 2026, 17:48:49 Mookie flubs an easy grounder. Perfecto over but no hits yet* - bjl63 June 13, 2026, 17:38:37 That chain screwed him up* - timmer June 13, 2026, 17:39:37 That had to be an awkward return to the dugout* - timmer June 13, 2026, 17:40:43 Yamamoto perfect through 6* - bjl63 June 13, 2026, 17:02:29 Perfect through 7* - bjl63 June 13, 2026, 17:20:37 More like Yamanono, amirite?* - timmer June 13, 2026, 17:20:08 Burke throwing meatballs today* - AintHatin June 13, 2026, 15:21:10 Introducing your 1st place White Sox* - UofIL6 June 10, 2026, 21:19:48 Kickin' azz and taking names against the team with the best record in MLB. :-) - osklister June 11, 2026, 9:01:09 Let's schedule the victory parade for July-take advantage of the good weather. - osklister June 13, 2026, 8:52:40 Parade route: from Schaller's to McCuddy's (watch the underpass). - osklister June 15, 2026, 8:16:16 First place! How about that* - bjl63 June 10, 2026, 21:19:46 How about that !! - osklister June 11, 2026, 8:53:38 The Sox will end up with a better record than the Cubs. - TarheelIllini June 10, 2026, 9:44:44 I don't think they will. - AintHatin June 10, 2026, 10:54:02 This* - UofIL6 June 10, 2026, 10:57:27 13-6 in one run games. 17th comeback of the year.* - Ari Gold June 10, 2026, 6:12:46 Oh, datz it !! We're goins all da way. START DA PARADE!!! - osklister June 10, 2026, 9:41:32 OMG* - AintHatin June 9, 2026, 21:50:40 just a small town girl…* - Ari Gold June 9, 2026, 21:51:24 Braden Fvcking Montgomery* - UofIL6 June 9, 2026, 21:50:12 just the 5th player in mlb history (2nd in last 50 years) to do that and i can’t imagine - Ari Gold June 10, 2026, 6:09:21 STOP FUCKING BUNTING* - bjl63 June 9, 2026, 20:39:48 trying to impress costas.* - Ari Gold June 9, 2026, 20:40:09 it appears costas isn’t a fan of the chsn production team. lol.* - Ari Gold June 9, 2026, 19:47:13 What was he saying about them?* - timmer June 10, 2026, 6:52:08 For us olds, this is a pretty fun broadcast though* - UofIL6 June 9, 2026, 19:59:44 A 'where's the beef' and 'time to make the donuts' commercial. Committing to the bit* - UofIL6 June 9, 2026, 20:00:43 can we keep him* - apusikam June 9, 2026, 19:53:47 anybody is better than schriffen, but costas talks way too much.* - Ari Gold June 9, 2026, 20:16:30 Rumor of Montgomery being called up* - illini81887 June 9, 2026, 11:07:44 No longer a rumor* - bjl63 June 9, 2026, 13:46:28 Team is getting really interesting. When Teel, Schultz, and Mune get back, they may be - UofIL6 June 9, 2026, 11:14:37 Of course they get interesting right before a lockout * - AintHatin June 9, 2026, 17:58:09 Already outpacing Spring Training predictions AFAIK. - osklister June 9, 2026, 16:45:09 Greetings from Minny! - KingTalkyTiki June 3, 2026, 14:28:47 Sweep! - AintHatin May 31, 2026, 15:38:05 This season reminds me of 1977 - jfinsocal May 30, 2026, 15:41:08 Ye olde "South Side Hitmen". - osklister June 10, 2026, 9:43:36 Another W. Put it on the board* - UofIL6 May 30, 2026, 15:37:14 Murakami will be out 4-6 weeks* - UIHuskie May 30, 2026, 11:41:35 let’s hope that’s true vs. teel.* - Ari Gold May 30, 2026, 13:49:42 terrible * - Poldark May 30, 2026, 11:57:45 Vargas comes through* - illini222 May 29, 2026, 21:14:58 This teams got vibes* - AintHatin May 29, 2026, 22:49:55 just a small town girl…* - Ari Gold May 29, 2026, 21:57:04 Murakami's got a hammy.* - SurfTheBoneyard May 29, 2026, 19:47:07 Remind me not to post any of his stats again. :-( * - osklister May 30, 2026, 9:08:58 Jacob Gonzalez coming up. Mune out a few weeks. - AintHatin May 29, 2026, 22:23:39 Was at the game Wednesday... - SurfTheBoneyard May 29, 2026, 22:28:48 What a fun fun game to attend!* - Taz May 28, 2026, 13:00:49 Great debut for David Sandlin* - UofIL6 May 27, 2026, 20:38:58 #20 for Mune* - AintHatin May 27, 2026, 20:36:17 Some stats last night about how many times someone has had 20 before June 1st.. - osklister May 28, 2026, 13:20:10 nishida!* - Ari Gold May 26, 2026, 21:19:54 Even I would’ve got that runner out* - timmer May 26, 2026, 21:21:09 right.* - Ari Gold May 26, 2026, 21:21:22 Even I could lay down a bunt in play* - timmer May 26, 2026, 21:25:10 right.* - Ari Gold May 26, 2026, 21:29:33 Down third base would be preferred* - timmer May 26, 2026, 21:31:10 mune!* - Ari Gold May 26, 2026, 20:44:46 Mune!* - AintHatin May 26, 2026, 20:44:45 knocks in nishida to boot.* - Ari Gold May 26, 2026, 20:46:20 Luis Robert moved to 60 day IL. Some things never change - bjl63 May 26, 2026, 19:58:39 it’s amazing how bad that entire core ended up being.* - Ari Gold May 26, 2026, 20:34:52 Anyone else going to Illini night on Wednesday?* - Taz May 26, 2026, 2:55:54 I am but I didn’t even know that it was. - bucktownillini May 26, 2026, 20:53:33 Chicago baseball has been fun lately - jfinsocal May 25, 2026, 17:28:49 Ishida gets called up and has a hit and a put out from right - AintHatin May 25, 2026, 17:34:31 Watching tonight’s game. NBA-level calls in the 3rd. These umps are smoking crack* - Desert May 18, 2026, 21:38:33 Watching tonight’s game. NBA-level calls in the 3rd. These umps are smoking crack* - Desert May 18, 2026, 21:38:33 2 in a row that were pure ridiculousness. Total screw job* - UofIL6 May 18, 2026, 21:39:45 This team, man. Fun stuff. - AintHatin May 17, 2026, 16:44:42 GLOATING. BEAT SEATTLE * - Poldark May 17, 2026, 16:35:02 beer!* - Ari Gold May 17, 2026, 18:25:52 I'm trying to enjoy this as much as I can and refusing to let Schriffen bring me down* - OrangeSox May 16, 2026, 20:01:23 He’s such a phony* - bjl63 May 17, 2026, 10:05:05 Benintendi!!!!* - timmer May 16, 2026, 19:57:02 Montgomery!!!* - timmer May 16, 2026, 18:51:04 Murakami!!!! - timmer May 16, 2026, 18:49:28 And again!* - timmer May 16, 2026, 19:36:35 ooo - timmer May 15, 2026, 13:38:16 I don’t mean this as a dig at the White Sox, but man is the AL pure trash. Playoffs could be had - OB25 May 15, 2026, 12:54:58 I do mean this as a dig at the White Sox, or rather their fans... - IlliniSax05 May 15, 2026, 13:08:01 The Knights of the Round Table never did conquer that French-held castle* - timmer May 17, 2026, 10:19:13 Hahahaha* - TarheelIllini May 15, 2026, 22:14:50 I want a return of old hostilities circa 2003 this weekend. Fights in the stands, beanballs, bat - Warrin'_Illini May 15, 2026, 9:59:48 first time since ‘08 both teams are over .500 heading into a series against each other.* - Ari Gold May 15, 2026, 13:24:41 It's always more spicy when both teams are good. Hopefully an eventful weekend.* - Warrin'_Illini May 15, 2026, 14:04:40 When I think of Cubs/Sox, this is still the first image that pops into my head. - OB25 May 15, 2026, 13:04:10 May, 2006. Maybe no fights in the stands, but home plate was a different story. - osklister May 15, 2026, 11:13:03 I chose 03 because it was before either team had their WS and we were the - Warrin'_Illini May 15, 2026, 11:18:16 ah, the days of Maggs, El Caballo, and always losing to the mfing Twins* - Sammich May 15, 2026, 10:30:43 Fucking El Caballo always killed the Cubs.* - Warrin'_Illini May 15, 2026, 10:41:51 he did seem to love hitting at Wrigley* - Sammich May 15, 2026, 10:43:29 Eat shit, dude* - AintHatin May 15, 2026, 10:13:06 Yes!* - Warrin'_Illini May 15, 2026, 10:40:46 Dear Chris Getz - bjl63 May 15, 2026, 9:22:35 Just take Roch. Don't get cute. Have plenty of slot $$ still to allocate* - UofIL6 May 15, 2026, 10:01:20 Yep* - MtHoodIllini May 15, 2026, 18:49:54 Sell the team, Jerry. * - OWWDig May 15, 2026, 9:18:06 He is, slowly......................* - illini222 May 15, 2026, 10:15:45 First time this deep into a season since Sep 2022* - timmer May 14, 2026, 21:35:09 As a skeptic - AintHatin May 14, 2026, 21:26:01 They’re still shitty - bjl63 May 15, 2026, 9:21:10 Likewise, some young guys and retreads still grindin'* - MtHoodIllini May 14, 2026, 21:40:38 One of the hottest teams in the league. 1 game back of 1st - UofIL6 May 14, 2026, 21:24:22 Oh, we're goins all da way my frent. Get ready for da parades-is. - osklister May 15, 2026, 9:16:50 ooo - SurfTheBoneyard May 14, 2026, 21:21:06 View all; Collapse ^ Side Thread: Will the slow draft finish in time? - Dilbert Yesterday, 12:12:42 View all; 2 responses; IlliniSax05 Yesterday, 14:23:10 ⇥ yes, but we don't know what it'll be in time for - IlliniSax05 Yesterday, 14:23:10 hell no* - Draino Yesterday, 14:07:59 View all; Collapse ^ Today is my Friday - biclops Yesterday, 07:02:54 View all; 4 responses; EffinIllini Yesterday, 14:17:41 ⇥ Today s my Saturday* - EffinIllini Yesterday, 14:17:41 same. we're moving offices today* - assassin Yesterday, 12:20:36 Allow me to be the first to shuffle these Penske files* - Jackie Yesterday, 08:57:52 ooo - IlliniSax05 Yesterday, 07:37:35 View all; Collapse ^ Fantasy Football Advice Thread - Sounder Yesterday, 13:29:51 View all; 1 response; Warrin'_Illini Yesterday, 13:32:45 ⇥ Mike Evans had his leg zapped by the substation I believe. The 9ers had one of the weirdest - Warrin'_Illini Yesterday, 13:32:45 View all; Collapse ^ KSE buying the Angels - Sammich September 1, 2026, 13:56:38 View all; 9 responses; assassin Yesterday, 12:53:01 ⇥ Moreno bought them for $184 million, sold for 4 billion - RVA September 1, 2026, 15:23:00 Angels move to LA...wait a minute - DanSaint September 1, 2026, 14:46:55 nah, the Angels Stadium is on so much land. It's a developer gold mine* - assassin Yesterday, 12:53:01 Seems like Cardinals would move to - memyselfandillini Yesterday, 07:56:57 First order of business should be to free Mike Trout.* - Toonces September 1, 2026, 14:12:22 Mike Trout has chosen to stay. That's on him* - bjl63 September 1, 2026, 14:52:48 Stockholm Syndrome. Someone needs to stage an intervention and get this man some playoff ABs.* - Toonces September 1, 2026, 14:57:52 It’s too late for it to matter. He’s still good and deserves to see the playoffs, but… - OB25 September 1, 2026, 15:03:18 It'd be fun to see him in Philly* - bjl63 September 1, 2026, 15:01:28 View all; Collapse ^ the fact that this "Green Book x Mississippi Burning" movie made it to the screen is wild to me - Sammich Yesterday, 10:49:55 View all; 3 responses; bjl63 Yesterday, 11:52:42 ⇥ Wait there is gonna be Tropic Thunder 2? - bjl63 Yesterday, 11:52:42 They should make a Once Upon a Time in Hollywood-style alternate timeline movie about 9/11 where - Herman Blume Yesterday, 11:01:36 could they make that one not suck out loud this time?* - VIV Yesterday, 11:04:23 View all; Collapse ^ One to three times a week minimum I nearly get run off the road during my commute. - Tuscy Yesterday, 08:10:54 View all; 10 responses; PapaDels Yesterday, 10:53:54 ⇥ These people are a menace. WE ARE TRYING TO HAVE A SOCIETY HERE* - Jackie Yesterday, 08:49:31 I work in STL City and you need your head on a swivel at every intersection, even with the light - CWR10 Yesterday, 08:43:45 Blowing red lights is an epidemic in Peoria.* - PapaDels Yesterday, 10:53:54 i'm guessing on that n/s road between airport road and the 74 overpass?* - lcubed Yesterday, 08:23:45 High Cross? Not that bad. - Tuscy Yesterday, 08:25:31 wasn't sure if it was still considered high cross over 74 but yes. - lcubed Yesterday, 08:28:56 Yeah, I actually have a High Cross address north of 74.* - Tuscy Yesterday, 08:32:08 RIP Tuscy - Stu Yesterday, 08:18:36 Do you live/work near campus? Is this students or just gen pop?* - ATL Yesterday, 08:17:20 No, I take 150 and some busy country roads to a small town. - Tuscy Yesterday, 08:23:58 View all; Collapse ^ balls, underboob and butt - Sammich Yesterday, 10:06:01 View all; 1 response; Tuscy Yesterday, 10:11:34 ⇥ I'll take 3 places Sammich needs to powder in the summer for $500,Alex.* - Tuscy Yesterday, 10:11:34 View all; Collapse ^ 1902-4, q8 - complainant September 2, 2026, 23:56:38 View all; 4 responses; Tuscy Yesterday, 07:49:22 ⇥ 5 - Tuscy Yesterday, 07:49:22 5 - Illiniphil Yesterday, 06:36:39 6, q7 - larue33 Yesterday, 04:38:02 5 - JeffFrank Yesterday, 00:13:12 View all; Collapse ^ Cycling back on creatine and preworkout this week. - doubledown September 2, 2026, 10:54:28 View all; 39 responses; uofi1998 Yesterday, 07:47:31 ⇥ I should give it a try. I just go to the gym, no supplements or caffeine or protein - DT September 2, 2026, 14:16:56 I beasted on that stuff in my 20’s and early 30s. Couldn’t believe it was legal… - LeatherneckIllini Yesterday, 00:27:12 I'm trying to get a TRT script but my T levels are unfortunately way too high* - gvibes Yesterday, 00:32:04 Have you thought about enlisting? Hegseth would hook you up.* - DT Yesterday, 07:45:26 Was there anything that caused a huge reduction in stress, or improved sleep? * - doubledown September 2, 2026, 14:23:45 Creatine is great as long as you don’t care about your liver and kidney functions* - bbonb September 2, 2026, 19:31:27 It’s also great if you do care about those things. * - doubledown September 2, 2026, 21:02:40 No. Sleep has been the same, stress went up in the middle period, then back down - DT September 2, 2026, 14:53:04 My pre-workout is just caffeinated protein powder. Several different coffee-based flavors. - Tuscy September 2, 2026, 13:14:21 i use optimum nutrition gold standard. - VIV September 2, 2026, 13:21:51 That would serve me better. I'm kind of a caffeine lightweight these days and a full serving of the. - Tuscy September 2, 2026, 13:28:49 I just take half of my daily adhd meds and get going... - uofi1998 Yesterday, 07:47:31 brylcreem - Sammich September 2, 2026, 11:55:08 Is creatine as good for you as my buddy says it is?* - Carl Spackler September 2, 2026, 11:42:59 I take about 15-20mg every day. - illinilosch September 2, 2026, 20:20:23 g or mg?* - gvibes Yesterday, 00:23:56 Whoops my bad. Grams. - illinilosch Yesterday, 07:24:54 If he is running in some weird manosphete influencer circles, it’s not that good. - gvibes September 2, 2026, 14:07:39 It helps you meet your daily adult requirement of lead!* - Stu September 2, 2026, 13:17:05 You might be thinking about protein powder. There were a lot of stories going around - doubledown September 2, 2026, 13:21:32 I might be, but I wouldn't take powdered crap of any kind* - Stu September 2, 2026, 13:28:42 Cool. * - doubledown September 2, 2026, 13:36:09 If you're lifting a lot, it will let you lift a little more, and slightly shorten - doubledown September 2, 2026, 11:53:57 recipe for you - VIV September 2, 2026, 13:01:21 i puts the creatine in my coffee. I put the protein powder in my water* - gvibes Yesterday, 00:26:48 Does scoop = tbsp?* - bjl63 September 2, 2026, 13:27:03 *takes notes* - Tuscy September 2, 2026, 13:12:23 that clean simple eats brownie batter is the best tasting protein powder i've had* - VIV September 2, 2026, 13:22:47 Stevia or some shit like that?* - Chilango September 2, 2026, 19:23:14 ingredients - VIV September 2, 2026, 20:45:51 Well, you didn't steer me wrong on the Barebells so I'll give it a shot. * - Tuscy September 2, 2026, 13:27:34 That sounds amazing. * - doubledown September 2, 2026, 13:09:20 So if I don’t lift ever, still good to take is what he says* - Carl Spackler September 2, 2026, 12:54:50 I’ve taken 5mg daily for a year and rarely lift. - CWR10 September 2, 2026, 12:59:30 You sure you didn’t mix up your creatine and your Adderall?* - DocWalk20 September 2, 2026, 11:41:58 Luzl my thought was, “me when I got back on an adhd stimulant”* - Jackie September 2, 2026, 12:49:27 I'm not on adderall, but my preworkout has about 400mg of caffeine, so is there much difference? * - doubledown September 2, 2026, 11:54:44 Probably not in the short term* - DocWalk20 September 2, 2026, 20:05:36 Think I’d be up for days on 400 mg of caffeine* - Carl Spackler September 2, 2026, 14:36:29 View all; Collapse ^ Of interest to me and gvibes: RIP Cassandra Wilson - Jackie September 2, 2026, 17:31:07 View all; 4 responses; gvibes Yesterday, 00:20:11 ⇥ effing bs* - gvibes Yesterday, 00:20:11 you may remember her from the Bieber roast, I believe* - bbonb September 2, 2026, 17:48:17 Too young. What a great talent* - memyselfandillini September 2, 2026, 17:47:04 Fuckin’ awesome, there’s no one like her* - Jackie September 2, 2026, 18:01:32 View all; Collapse ^ Post WC silly season thread - ATL July 21, 2026, 13:02:40 View all; 180 responses; VIV September 2, 2026, 19:09:24 ⇥ STL City buys Rafa Navarro from Colorado for $12M. - VIV September 2, 2026, 19:09:24 City buy Enzo for £125m. That’s 3 midfielders for £330m. They have to win the league - MC September 1, 2026, 11:24:28 I can’t believe LFC turned down their bid for Gakpo - DT September 1, 2026, 17:43:46 JFC, LFC* - Sammich September 1, 2026, 17:58:46 Balogun to Everton - Jersey August 31, 2026, 15:45:16 Well, guess not - Balogun walked away from the deal* - Jersey September 1, 2026, 19:07:38 Wild turn of events. Failed his medical, the teams renegotiated the fee, then he backed out* - Carl Spackler September 1, 2026, 19:13:15 Yep..and sold their backup striker so we're down to 1 first-team striker - Jersey September 2, 2026, 08:33:23 Balogun to Everton, Jack McGlynn to Stoke - assassin August 31, 2026, 15:45:14 thoroughly underwhelming 1st half for arsenal at villa park - VIV August 31, 2026, 14:47:51 final time - VIV August 31, 2026, 15:58:21 Thanks for the 46 points Bruno.* - SurfTheBoneyard August 30, 2026, 13:00:01 Goal Slabhead… sort of.* - SurfTheBoneyard August 30, 2026, 11:48:38 Wouldn’t have counted if it was his* - CoronaTheirAss August 30, 2026, 11:49:57 Wait, Man City wants Cody Gakpo and is supposedly offering 100M Euros? - DT August 30, 2026, 11:33:45 What do we think of Tottenham?* - VIV August 29, 2026, 13:33:45 it’s incredible how allergic they are to winning PL games. A truly incredible stretch given the - snipes824 August 30, 2026, 10:44:50 I think my attempt at watching every game in an attempt to become a fan may have only lasted 2 games - OB25 August 29, 2026, 13:46:37 You chose Spurs? Gonna need some serious patience. * - MC August 30, 2026, 09:29:55 OB25, it’s Tottenham* - CoronaTheirAss August 29, 2026, 14:04:48 I think a reference might be going over my head as a newb* - OB25 August 29, 2026, 14:06:00 Famous halftime speech by Alex Ferguson when Man U was down by three - CoronaTheirAss August 30, 2026, 10:48:58 Ooo - VIV August 29, 2026, 14:11:05 Figured it was something along those lines* - OB25 August 29, 2026, 14:13:22 Switch to Brentford. Then you can be OBee25* - assassin August 29, 2026, 14:14:15 Is being 0-2 and goalless bad? Asking for a friend * - ISeeDeadHawkeyes August 29, 2026, 13:07:47 How the hell is that not a penalty? JFC.* - ATL August 29, 2026, 12:35:19 Maybe Hull City is decent?* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes August 29, 2026, 10:48:59 I think/hope that Brentford is going to be a top 5 team Tina this season * - ATL August 29, 2026, 10:50:57 LOL, Savio is already injured. Just a cursed club.* - Carl Spackler August 29, 2026, 10:42:53 Party line is they’re being extra cautious and he’ll be available next week - ATL August 29, 2026, 10:48:03 With ESPN+ dropping Bundesliga, looks like I'll drop ESPN+ * - Potomac August 28, 2026, 13:41:17 Unless you love La Liga. Curious how Bundesliga will do on Fandango * - MC August 28, 2026, 15:33:08 I just watched Bayern's opener on my laptop. Couldn't get it to work on my Fire stick. - Potomac August 28, 2026, 15:34:51 USYNT/SDFC right back Luca Bombino (what a name) to Stoke - assassin August 28, 2026, 13:37:23 It’s pretty cool how many Americans are heading to Europe. - Carl Spackler August 28, 2026, 13:49:11 Middlesbrough on the verge of landing Rokas Pukstas, which would take them to 4 Americans. - Carl Spackler August 28, 2026, 12:38:51 Assassin- Take care of Edu Lowen for us. - VIV August 23, 2026, 09:47:27 This post could land you in some hot water if misinterpreted* - Sammich August 23, 2026, 13:40:27 Is there a strategy behind recent CITY moves?* - CWR10 August 23, 2026, 10:37:03 Through my city rose colored glasses, the hope is they're building for - Phytynlini August 23, 2026, 13:04:16 Yep, Hartel had a family issue and wanted to go back to Germany - VIV August 24, 2026, 14:26:36 I love listening to British announcers… - SurfTheBoneyard August 22, 2026, 13:11:30 It’s a good thing Spurs have 8 of their top 11 not playing today. Because they look like shit.* - Carl Spackler August 22, 2026, 12:02:56 Romano says Marmoush to Spurs agreed on a loan deal with 50MM pounds option/obligation. - Carl Spackler August 23, 2026, 12:51:14 Who are the 8?* - OB25 August 22, 2026, 16:14:34 It depends if you mean starting or out of the team completely - snipes824 August 22, 2026, 16:36:09 Yeah I may have taken some liberties with Marmoush and Savinho. - Carl Spackler August 22, 2026, 21:13:33 7 dwarfs and Adele* - Poldark August 22, 2026, 16:33:38 Great play by Brentford - TarheelIllini August 22, 2026, 11:44:25 Wow...20 year old Archie Gray gets the captain's armband for Dezerbi. - ATL August 22, 2026, 11:02:40 All Kylo Ren really wanted was a chance to play football.* - DT August 22, 2026, 12:39:51 Is that their road kit? - Sounder August 22, 2026, 11:10:13 Yes. Thanks Nike!* - ATL August 22, 2026, 12:21:37 woof, this whole 90's trend is out of control* - Sounder August 22, 2026, 12:37:01 Fun day for the newly promoted fanbases* - Carl Spackler August 22, 2026, 10:57:50 Hell of an introduction to the Prem if Hull City can hang on here* - Carl Spackler August 22, 2026, 07:55:11 Arsenal v Coventry - season kickoff - VIV August 21, 2026, 13:14:41 15th minute - VIV August 21, 2026, 14:15:39 23rd minute - VIV August 21, 2026, 14:23:28 49th minute - VIV August 21, 2026, 15:07:16 bit a walk in the park that one* - assassin August 21, 2026, 14:24:45 easiest he'll see all year. a bit like STL City vs. SJ* - VIV August 21, 2026, 14:27:48 banter is less fun when it affects your bonuses* - assassin August 21, 2026, 14:33:20 donaldgloverawkwardyikes.gif* - VIV August 21, 2026, 14:34:57 everyone's just cranky here* - assassin August 21, 2026, 14:43:29 because of gavin wilkinson?* - VIV August 21, 2026, 14:53:07 Just one thorn of many * - assassin August 21, 2026, 15:05:57 oof, sorry to hear it. you're still in 4th, though* - VIV August 21, 2026, 15:07:35 Couple wins will turn those frowns…somewhat less. * - assassin August 21, 2026, 15:08:50 Things are pretty bleak up here in Seattle - Sounder August 22, 2026, 11:02:45 you are mistaken! - assassin August 22, 2026, 19:16:02 It feels like they made a move to prevent the fan base from absolutely imploding - Sounder August 24, 2026, 14:29:25 you've got minnesota and austin for 2 of the next 3, so hopefully you'll stop the slide. - VIV August 21, 2026, 15:11:58 The Fire are maybe kinda good?* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes August 21, 2026, 15:51:21 Feels like a really low chance that Lewandowski won't be dominant in MLS* - Sounder August 22, 2026, 11:08:19 When do I jump on that bandwagon? I was waiting on the new stadium.... - KingTalkyTiki August 21, 2026, 16:26:27 probably now? if you want new stadium seats - assassin August 21, 2026, 17:27:46 How do you feel about the calendar realignment - Sounder August 22, 2026, 11:01:10 All you’re really doing is swapping may and June for November and December - assassin August 22, 2026, 12:24:13 Top 10. Arsenal, Chelsea, Liverpool, City, Spurs, United, Villa, BHA, Everton, Brentford. - MC August 21, 2026, 10:22:30 You are massively overrating Chelsea. I got them 5th. * - londoner August 22, 2026, 03:21:21 Interested to see Liverpool’s innovative “all left wingers” offense - DT August 21, 2026, 11:28:09 Fulham relegated* - Poldark August 21, 2026, 10:39:48 Nah they’ll fire Arebola in time to save it. The new teams are not good. - MC August 21, 2026, 10:43:45 One thing Spurs have going for them is no Europe. - Carl Spackler August 21, 2026, 10:26:19 Agreed. Big plus for Chelsea and Spurs. * - MC August 21, 2026, 10:28:57 If Arsenal don’t win the league again something went terribly wrong. - MC August 21, 2026, 08:42:51 Nah, they’re favorites but it’s not like they’re -300 to win it. - Carl Spackler August 21, 2026, 09:04:19 Less about Arsenal and more that there’s not a single other first rate team - DT August 21, 2026, 09:23:43 Exactly this. City losing Pep, Rodri, and Bernardo. That will be felt heavily. - MC August 21, 2026, 10:18:21 They’re very quick to fire in the PL - snipes824 August 21, 2026, 09:47:04 The Athletic: City has authorized a sale of Savinho and Marmoush to Tottenham if Spurs pay up. - ATL August 19, 2026, 15:20:25 Savinho to Spurs for £75MM + add ons. Spurs are paying just insane prices this window. - Carl Spackler August 21, 2026, 06:45:45 Savinho needs to watch out for Omar* - VIV August 21, 2026, 09:03:13 Omar comin!* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes August 21, 2026, 13:18:34 no? nobody?* - VIV August 21, 2026, 11:49:49 I got it but wasn't sure if you were also implying Marmoush would steal Savinho's minutes.* - Carl Spackler August 21, 2026, 12:18:27 no, pure baltimore goodness* - VIV August 21, 2026, 13:12:39 Seeing there may be some funny business here by City… - SurfTheBoneyard August 21, 2026, 08:27:49 Amazing an oil nation needs to resort to that * - MC August 21, 2026, 08:40:25 They do it to their South Asian laborers all the time* - ATL August 21, 2026, 09:47:27 Would be a hell of a window to close it out with that* - snipes824 August 19, 2026, 16:59:18 I may need to pick up one of these.... - KingTalkyTiki August 13, 2026, 12:32:39 Spurs sell Djed Spence for 27MM pounds, Cuti Romero for 34MM pounds. - Carl Spackler August 12, 2026, 17:28:24 European clubs outside England are poor unfortunately - snipes824 August 13, 2026, 12:39:05 Then sell them to English clubs for better prices. Including Arsenal. - Carl Spackler August 13, 2026, 16:55:07 I think they’d sell him to any club in England other than the scum - ATL August 13, 2026, 17:19:07 Spence is an interesting case. I rate him and think he could have been great under Dezerbi - ATL August 12, 2026, 17:33:11 Brazilian player takes celebration too far - PapaDels August 9, 2026, 18:16:02 Saw a game in London today - ISeeDeadHawkeyes August 8, 2026, 11:57:00 Queens Park Raisins - ATL August 8, 2026, 12:15:49 STL City just gave away their best player for peanuts* - CWR10 August 8, 2026, 10:47:26 That number is insane - BradUnderwoodforprez August 8, 2026, 12:13:50 Reports that Infantino is begging Trump to save his job.* - SurfTheBoneyard August 3, 2026, 08:21:09 I have accepted that Trump will likely never get what's coming to him - Sounder August 3, 2026, 11:29:58 But FIFA is denying it so who to believe?!?! - ATL August 3, 2026, 08:37:45 Doesn’t matter anyway. - SurfTheBoneyard August 3, 2026, 10:48:09 He could always guarantee another World Cup in 2038* - Sounder August 3, 2026, 11:31:13 Trump doesn’t care. He won’t be around for it.* - SurfTheBoneyard August 3, 2026, 11:35:55 He doesn't know that, he thinks he is immortal* - Sounder August 3, 2026, 11:44:15 Conditional WC, contingent upon 92-year-old Trump still being Pres* - Sammich August 3, 2026, 11:48:18 I mean, Chuck Grassley is 93* - Sounder August 3, 2026, 11:51:39 Poch is back through 2030 World Cup… - SurfTheBoneyard August 3, 2026, 08:14:46 But can he do it on a rainy night in Port of Spain?* - ATL August 3, 2026, 08:39:46 Wow, definitely thought there was slim chance on him staying. - Carl Spackler August 3, 2026, 08:23:55 Same. Thought there was no chance. Pretty great outcome for us* - snipes824 August 3, 2026, 11:28:17 I think he legitimately likes the opportunity and challenge* - Sounder August 3, 2026, 11:30:47 Think he likes the money.* - Carl Spackler August 3, 2026, 11:33:09 Pays well, less pressure than Europe, can do his own thing pretty much... - uofi1998 August 3, 2026, 11:46:38 There were some definite tactical blunders in that game too - Blazer August 3, 2026, 16:38:12 US’s natural level is very solidly round of 16 - DT August 3, 2026, 17:21:07 the gap from 16 to 8 is a huge one...* - uofi1998 August 19, 2026, 15:42:46 Goooooooooooooal - TarheelIllini August 3, 2026, 08:11:03 Nice espn.com piece on why Infantino's plan made no sense - Potomac August 2, 2026, 13:34:58 I think it's pretty clear that Infantino considers people like Trump, Putin, and various Arab Sheiks - ATL August 2, 2026, 16:54:00 The Qatar and Saudi awards must have benefited him personally - Potomac August 2, 2026, 18:09:49 Guardian reporting that Infantino was already in trouble due to the Balugon incident - ATL August 2, 2026, 11:21:33 There was nothing more predictable than the balogun thing being terrible for everyone involved - snipes824 August 2, 2026, 11:45:46 Except Trump. - SurfTheBoneyard August 2, 2026, 12:17:48 Spurs beat Chelsea with only 10 men in a very important match - ATL August 1, 2026, 6:36:32 Infantino proposal dead. His tenure as head of FIFA might be dead next.* - SurfTheBoneyard July 31, 2026, 21:32:08 So was the proposed sale just a pure corruption play? - DT August 1, 2026, 10:41:34 Times reporting he was to get a $30m salary plus bonuses from the venture. - SurfTheBoneyard August 1, 2026, 14:01:30 Overplayed his hand for sure* - CWR10 July 31, 2026, 22:21:48 Cozying up to Trump can't help him now.* - SurfTheBoneyard July 31, 2026, 22:24:45 Everything Trump touches dies* - ATL August 1, 2026, 5:32:58 UEFA calling for ouster. Members will vote no confidence if he doesn’t resign.* - SurfTheBoneyard August 1, 2026, 7:42:12 Can’t wait to see where FIFA pulls their next Bond villain caricature from* - CWR10 August 1, 2026, 11:15:34 Based on recent performance, my guess is Europe* - ATL August 2, 2026, 17:24:46 UEFA votes unanimously to boycott FIFA competitions over Private Equity plan * - ATL July 30, 2026, 10:35:01 CONCACAF also rejects unanimously but stops short of boycott.* - SurfTheBoneyard July 30, 2026, 14:59:25 Add in Asia's (AFC's) rejection on Friday, and that's a majority* - Potomac July 31, 2026, 5:51:10 Articles have been very vague about where future revenue would go - Potomac July 30, 2026, 12:19:47 I think old Gianni may have overstepped on this one. - SurfTheBoneyard July 30, 2026, 10:55:11 *picturing the smug Swiss banker from WOWS* * - uofi1998 July 30, 2026, 12:57:48 Bruno G to Arsenal is basically done * - MC July 30, 2026, 9:14:03 Eddie Howe leaving Newcastle - Jersey July 30, 2026, 7:44:16 Well since they let all his best players go… - SurfTheBoneyard July 30, 2026, 9:29:35 I'm guessing Howe to coach the 3 lions* - VIV July 30, 2026, 8:20:37 Now THAT’S a mess* - Carl Spackler July 30, 2026, 7:49:18 Bringing in a guy from the Saudi league to replace him apparently* - ATL July 30, 2026, 8:17:21 USMNT trying to retain Poch - ATL July 29, 2026, 7:55:27 IFAB: Embolo red card should not have been given (the Athletic) - ATL July 27, 2026, 20:58:48 All it would have done is allowed England to get to the finals - TarheelIllini July 28, 2026, 13:45:32 Why didn’t they clarify this after Miggys red?* - CoronaTheirAss July 28, 2026, 13:24:03 Chicharito to a USL expansion club - ATL July 27, 2026, 15:21:48 Get your bids in for #8 now - OB25 July 25, 2026, 22:00:04 Arsenal are exploring a deal for Vini Jr. OH MY * - MC July 25, 2026, 9:40:14 Only would cost 182 million* - CoronaTheirAss July 26, 2026, 13:37:26 Feels like vini’s camp pushing for a new deal in Madrid.I’ll be shocked if this happens for Arsenal* - VIV July 26, 2026, 12:36:40 Chin up Gunners, help is on the way!* - Sammich July 25, 2026, 22:04:02 He’s tired of scoring goals in open play - DT July 25, 2026, 15:04:57 I'll believe it when I see it. - SurfTheBoneyard July 25, 2026, 14:34:00 Arsenal signed Tzolis. NUFC making moves that signal Bruno G is being sold * - MC July 23, 2026, 11:45:35 I think Newcastle is trying to dominate in the U20 division. Clown shoes* - Desert July 25, 2026, 9:50:09 I think them selling Tonali and Bruno and reinvesting in the team is absolutely the right call. - Carl Spackler July 26, 2026, 7:57:45 MLS. S. Berhalter to Middlesboro. Casemiro to Miami. ATL looking at Darwin Nunez or Embolo * - MC July 23, 2026, 11:44:56 Gladbach making Scally and Reyna for sale - assassin July 21, 2026, 17:14:14 Words cannot describe how much I hate the Rogers deal - londoner July 21, 2026, 16:47:56 View all; Collapse ^ You know who would have turned 78 today? Christa McAuliffe - bbonb September 2, 2026, 16:20:08 View all; 9 responses; Taz September 2, 2026, 18:50:25 ⇥ In Ms. Cherry's 4th Grade class is where I was* - ATL September 2, 2026, 16:21:46 Urbana High School library watching TV…”independent study”* - memyselfandillini September 2, 2026, 17:48:15 I was also in 4th grade. - Sammich September 2, 2026, 16:29:25 I was in 4th grade and we didn't watch but our teacher watched in the lounge - Taz September 2, 2026, 18:50:25 I mean, it’s not like you could see anything graphic* - bbonb September 2, 2026, 17:50:15 I was in the control room of a nuclear power plant - Stu September 2, 2026, 17:13:12 kindergarten. And we DID have it on TV* - Gene Parmesan September 2, 2026, 17:05:06 Ms. Cherry left the room bawling. Great leadership there lady. * - ATL September 2, 2026, 16:59:54 It’s alright to cry, but maybe stay with the kids…* - memyselfandillini September 2, 2026, 17:49:03 View all; Collapse ^ Good to see that the Stranger Things cast members have grown up - bbonb September 2, 2026, 18:16:23 No responses Hey chorizo - ATL September 2, 2026, 17:26:13 View all; 2 responses; Sammich September 2, 2026, 18:13:45 ⇥ That would be pretty remarkable if it were real.* - complainant September 2, 2026, 17:55:06 twss* - Sammich September 2, 2026, 18:13:45 View all; Collapse ^

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