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Week of August 10 Current Events Thread. Strait’s closed. Moose out front shoulda toldya. - ATL August 10, 2026, 05:50:44 View all; 321 responses; doubledown 7 minutes ago ⇥ I was a rube.* - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 20:47:48 Is it necessary to point out that this video is both old & fake? - complainant 2 hours ago I guess it is. Mea culpa.* - KingTalkyTiki 40 minutes ago It wasn't obvious to you that it was fake as fuck? * - doubledown 7 minutes ago Wasn’t he supposed to be in jail?* - TarheelIllini Yesterday, 21:00:29 Fox News poll has Susan Collins behind What’s-His-Face - Stu Yesterday, 19:34:09 El-Sayed down 47-51. Extremely not good* - ECEIllinois Yesterday, 23:41:05 Fox news poll; also shows he is favored by those most likely to vote - Stu 6 hours ago Because he’s an awful candidate that normies hate.* - LeatherneckIllini Today, 00:36:27 I'm a normie and I think he's great. You better vote blue no matter who.* - Warrin'_Illini 1 hour ago He is a pretty good candidate as far left ones in purple states go. * - ATL 3 hours ago Dude. Stay off the copium. it’s rough.* - LeatherneckIllini 3 hours ago Why do you think he’s a bad candidate?* - ATL 3 hours ago America First? - complainant 2 hours ago I'm not familiar with El Sayed's game but I've seen him talk against military aid to Israel & Egypt - ATL 1 hour ago The 1961 act contemplates both. But really, I don't think that's his problem. - complainant 15 minutes ago So skeptical of polls; they continue to get weirder each cycle* - UofIL6 Yesterday, 20:40:51 also Brown up 8 in Ohio* - assassin Yesterday, 20:16:49 Kalshi odds on senate up to 50-50 - Stu Yesterday, 20:37:12 meh. she usually outperforms the polls.* - Ari Gold Yesterday, 19:50:37 and Trump's ordering the Navy to rip out electromagnetic catapults* - ECEIllinois Yesterday, 16:58:49 I dropped that into a signal chat where i know there are a bunch of maga gov folks… - LeatherneckIllini Yesterday, 19:44:10 Elect a wannabe 3rd world tin pot dictator...* - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 20:27:14 Is this related to his whole thing with electric boats? - Sammich Yesterday, 18:28:36 Yeah, he loves steam power. He thinks that is the peak of naval engineering * - illiniranger Yesterday, 20:00:24 Hopefully nobody tells him that naval ships used to use coal.* - DT 3 hours ago let me guess...because his buildings in NYC use steam for heat * - Jersey Yesterday, 22:56:46 Does he want to replace fiber optics with copper wiring controls too?* - Stu Yesterday, 20:05:52 No. Drums* - TarheelIllini Yesterday, 21:02:10 Semaphore is back on the curriculum at Annapolis.* - DT 3 hours ago meanwhile, 20 mil to ICE for electroshock gloves - assassin Yesterday, 18:32:26 Probably illegal since Congress appropriated the money for them. Not that it matters * - illiniranger Yesterday, 17:52:54 Kennedy Center board votes to inscribe Trump’s name on the building - ECEIllinois Yesterday, 15:42:35 Add another to the tally of "imagine the reaction if President Harris" - RVA Yesterday, 19:14:47 Just one more thing on President Newsome's list for day one* - Stu Yesterday, 16:48:47 he has to get past aoc first.* - Ari Gold Yesterday, 19:50:11 Anything with Trump's name on it will be a pariah forever.* - Warrin'_Illini Yesterday, 16:36:14 No governing; all trolling - UofIL6 Yesterday, 16:22:43 why doesn’t he use his fucking sharpie? - memyselfandillini Yesterday, 15:59:34 thanks, Rome* - assassin Yesterday, 15:55:40 These fucking people. * - doubledown Yesterday, 15:47:04 Re: These fucking people. * - memyselfandillini Yesterday, 16:03:09 There's something wrong with this advertisement. - complainant Yesterday, 13:08:51 Don't worry, it's "Illustrative only"* - shua Yesterday, 13:39:49 Those look like size 11s* - Stu Yesterday, 13:20:16 Foot fetish content sells.* - Warrin'_Illini Yesterday, 13:15:21 Nobody is that happy reading a book. * - doubledown Yesterday, 13:12:10 Have you met DT?* - DocWalk20 Yesterday, 13:18:09 maybe he's reading fae smut and giggling and kicking his feet!!* - shua Yesterday, 13:58:01 You can't convince me that DT is that expressive about anything. * - doubledown Yesterday, 13:22:10 He’s smiling on the inside* - DocWalk20 Yesterday, 13:51:32 I can’t believe that Mitch is still alive* - TarheelIllini Yesterday, 11:18:07 According to? * - doubledown Yesterday, 11:25:54 Just that they haven’t announced he’s dead* - TarheelIllini Yesterday, 13:36:30 Jim* - VIV Yesterday, 12:19:16 Garp* - ATL Yesterday, 12:51:38 Come Out, Ye Burger Van. Come Out and Fry Me Up Some Scran - VIV Yesterday, 09:39:37 why do they bother using the Latin alphabet for the Irish language - Sammich Yesterday, 09:50:55 to fuck with the british scum* - VIV Yesterday, 10:12:36 I work for an irish company and had to learn some of this stuff - ATL Yesterday, 10:41:40 there was an actor named Tadhg in an Irish movie I watched recently - Sammich Yesterday, 11:12:44 That sounds like an Ulster pronunciation. - complainant Yesterday, 12:22:57 i did. a friend of mine named one of his daughters that. - VIV Yesterday, 10:59:47 Jeremy Irons - complainant Yesterday, 10:45:35 For the latin mass* - ATL Yesterday, 09:57:46 Tomorrow marks the anniversary of one of the greatest days in American history - ATL Yesterday, 09:36:27 2nd mensiversary - Sammich Yesterday, 09:46:25 You can always tell the people who didn't study Romance languages. - complainant Yesterday, 10:43:11 Trump banned importation of all robotic mowers from foreign sources - Stu Yesterday, 08:35:16 GOAT 1000 is down to $664. I'm still not interested. - complainant Yesterday, 10:08:44 I want complete control over any spinning blades in my life. * - doubledown Yesterday, 10:10:46 Yet, you think riding a motorcycle is safe - Stu Yesterday, 10:13:05 I don't think it's safe. I think that the risks can be mitigated enough that the - doubledown Yesterday, 10:24:18 Yet, none of those do anything at all to protect you from other drivers not seeing you - Stu Yesterday, 13:25:31 Have you ever ridden one? * - doubledown Yesterday, 13:32:53 Mine is going to be done with Year 2 soon. Still going strong. - Stu Yesterday, 10:10:41 I really need it to work from 6,000 miles away, and to not drive into the pool. - complainant Yesterday, 10:40:44 But those are jobs that American robots don't want to do. * - doubledown Yesterday, 09:21:19 all our robots want to do is dance to Billie Jean - Sammich Yesterday, 09:23:36 I'm never going to get my awesome Chinese $10K electric vehicle, am I?* - Warrin'_Illini Yesterday, 08:39:06 You can still get it - Stu Yesterday, 08:41:17 Hey Warren, Stu thinks you can get it* - Sammich Yesterday, 09:55:09 Well it's good that *somebody* still thinks I can.* - Warrin'_Illini Yesterday, 10:00:14 There's a way - Stu Yesterday, 10:09:04 Just saw a WCIA story on Darren Bailey's appearance at the Champaign library yesterday. - larue33 Yesterday, 05:34:56 Like this? - Taz Yesterday, 18:38:45 can't expect his supporters to know what a public library is or where it is* - ECEIllinois Yesterday, 15:00:25 I mean choosing to go with him a second time after how "well" he did last time was a choice....* - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 10:08:08 Did he ask what all the things on the shelves were for?* - ATL Yesterday, 06:32:33 He knows what they’re for — kindling* - Herman Blume Yesterday, 07:48:57 Good fucking riddance Karoline, you horrible bitch. - Stu August 12, 2026, 17:21:01 I hope she's speedin on the way to the club - Sammich Yesterday, 08:17:21 *clears throat* *points below* - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 09:36:55 well, don't I smell like boo-boo-ooh* - Sammich Yesterday, 09:51:41 Truth* - KingTalkyTiki August 12, 2026, 19:07:30 So US sailors are trying to jump off a carrier that won't make a port call? - RVA August 12, 2026, 17:00:01 As someone on the bsky noted, we haven’t had a Secretary of Defense fragged by his own troops yet - IlliniRunner August 12, 2026, 17:47:45 SecWar Neidermeyer* - VIV Yesterday, 09:24:43 1000%* - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 09:37:36 We're recruiting so many heroes, seems like someone should step up and be one* - Stu Yesterday, 08:14:08 Navy says it won’t acknowledge increase in suicide attempts - Stu August 12, 2026, 17:22:51 Maybe we now know why they wheeled the android out a couple days ago. KKKaroline stepping down. - KingTalkyTiki August 12, 2026, 16:51:09 Good to see Fox News is trying to help sufferers of an epidemic.... - KingTalkyTiki August 12, 2026, 16:22:09 Let's talk about Standing - complainant August 12, 2026, 13:18:01 A better demonstration of actual harm would probably be the counterparty to any trade made with - doubledown August 12, 2026, 13:31:55 in the place where we live?* - assassin August 12, 2026, 13:19:01 Now face north.* - KingTalkyTiki August 12, 2026, 13:20:46 That might be more interesting than determining whether a media organization - complainant August 12, 2026, 13:28:09 if you are confused - Sammich August 12, 2026, 13:27:05 Similarly - complainant August 12, 2026, 13:55:33 I’m not a democratic socialist but I like this ad for the Michigan guy - ATL August 12, 2026, 12:27:33 Great ad* - UofIL6 August 12, 2026, 14:25:05 This, however, is not it - ECEIllinois August 12, 2026, 14:05:26 Maybe Senate seats should be awarded via Oklahoma drill.* - Warrin'_Illini August 12, 2026, 14:25:13 Why? I think it's exactly the right tone to take with a bully.* - ATL August 12, 2026, 14:18:54 eh...you apparently haven't met the mouth breathers that think bravado shows - Nobster August 12, 2026, 14:18:53 El Sayed was the captain of his HS football, wrestling and lacrosse teams. - ATL August 12, 2026, 14:20:56 I'm DSA-curious and I too like that ad.* - KingTalkyTiki August 12, 2026, 13:28:48 I have more confidence in him than the average DSA candidate* - ECEIllinois August 12, 2026, 13:16:24 Everyone in MI, WI and MN seem to be playing nice. Just Jasmine Crockett as the outlier. - Warrin'_Illini August 12, 2026, 13:33:29 Policy wise, I like him more than the NYC mayor - TarheelIllini August 12, 2026, 13:02:07 Which policies? * - doubledown August 12, 2026, 13:07:34 He's the Muslim man version of Elizabeth Warren. No Pocahontas controversy but unfortunately - Warrin'_Illini August 12, 2026, 13:06:30 I’m not a democratic socialist but I like this tweet from the Michigan guy - ATL August 12, 2026, 12:31:24 TIL: El-Sayed is also not a DSA member* - ATL August 12, 2026, 12:52:05 lol...i thought it was a bit.* - Nobster August 12, 2026, 14:08:51 Nit: he probably is, he's just politically savvy enough to realize that it's not good - Sounder August 12, 2026, 13:13:12 In the Midwest they yearn for data centers, flock cameras and private equity.* - Toonces August 12, 2026, 13:19:05 I have a question about this whole Air Force One decoy situation - Jackie August 12, 2026, 11:58:01 Poor Marco got left on the decoy plane. - SurfTheBoneyard August 12, 2026, 13:41:44 I'm just surprised he didn't have Lil' Marco dress as a body double. - KingTalkyTiki August 12, 2026, 14:12:20 ooo - Taz August 12, 2026, 13:01:51 I didn’t think I needed to clarify this, but obviously Trump could give zero shits about anyone but - Jackie August 12, 2026, 12:56:50 Likely not his decision, but it has been reported that when Clinton had a similar - larue33 August 12, 2026, 13:28:53 Also it was made clear that Clinton was not on the plane; he didn’t sneak off of it* - Herman Blume August 12, 2026, 18:02:43 I would assume you are largely correct - CanHartlebHireSnider August 12, 2026, 13:10:21 I’d guess you are correct, that threat assessment was the Secret Service - DT August 12, 2026, 13:02:46 He could have, y'know done something to get everyone but the pilots off the plane as well. * - IlliniRunner August 12, 2026, 12:55:35 Answer: he ate 5 chocolate pudding cups while aboard the kitchen car thingy* - memyselfandillini August 12, 2026, 12:25:44 Who could blame him for that?* - ATL August 12, 2026, 12:33:47 And then talked about how Bill Cosby was unfairly shunned* - Carl Spackler August 12, 2026, 12:28:35 It was all Trump's call - especially when you saw who made the cut - Jersey August 12, 2026, 12:18:01 It's just as interesting who he brought with him in the catering cart and who he left behind - UofIL6 August 12, 2026, 12:16:27 poor Stephen Miller and little Marco* - shua August 12, 2026, 12:49:21 I'm surprised Marco wasn't spooning him in there* - ATL August 12, 2026, 12:51:24 also feels more like a precursor to nuke or send in group troops - VIV August 12, 2026, 12:00:33 If a planeful of staff and press was shot down by Iran, Trump's only thought would be - doubledown August 12, 2026, 11:59:59 Yep. It's OK to Trump and his administration because they're all terrible people.* - ATL August 12, 2026, 12:08:15 You guys aren't gonna believe this. Mike Pillow says it's rigged. - doubledown August 12, 2026, 08:45:29 When no one else loves you Mike. Crack. Crack always loves you.* - SurfTheBoneyard August 12, 2026, 13:40:32 *chef's kiss** - KingTalkyTiki August 12, 2026, 10:19:28 he's down double digits. come the fuck on. - VIV August 12, 2026, 09:41:24 When people rig elections, they rig them bigly* - Stu August 12, 2026, 10:07:40 counterpoint: it's the pillow guy* - ATL August 12, 2026, 09:59:04 those aren’t pillows* - memyselfandillini August 12, 2026, 10:33:22 The irregularity is that he paid for 175K. * - doubledown August 12, 2026, 09:46:19 Sounds like Trump is going to declare an emergency a la Michael Scott when - Warrin'_Illini August 12, 2026, 08:56:57 AP calls Wisconsin for Crowley over Hong - complainant August 12, 2026, 03:18:45 Oh kalshi - ATL August 12, 2026, 09:29:43 That downplays how volatile it was last night.* - Carl Spackler August 12, 2026, 09:44:43 It’s almost like moderates win in purple places while leftists win in more liberal places * - ATL August 12, 2026, 05:24:21 It's more like - CanHartlebHireSnider August 12, 2026, 08:59:15 How do you apply that lens to NYC? It has all of those people in spades.* - ATL August 12, 2026, 09:29:09 And SF. We’re younger, more educated, more white…and continue our steady creep to the middle. * - haighter August 12, 2026, 10:01:08 Big factor is large population of fairly conservative Chinese here. - ECEIllinois August 12, 2026, 13:15:37 NYC is much more educated. - CanHartlebHireSnider August 12, 2026, 09:48:14 I think the last line is really important. Hong couldn't get endorsements from AOC, Bernie and other - ATL August 12, 2026, 09:53:49 I don't think you can, or should, make that argument for partisan primary elections. - complainant August 12, 2026, 05:58:34 Think her inability to give a clean answer about her old thanksgiving tweet was what did it - ECEIllinois August 12, 2026, 03:44:16 Republicans sent Scott Walker to help. - complainant August 12, 2026, 03:56:42 If Democratic Socialists want to have any chance, they need better spokes people. - doubledown August 11, 2026, 18:44:09 The gambit of these DSA types releasing tons of internal polls to try to flood discourse - CanHartlebHireSnider August 11, 2026, 21:02:17 Kalshi has the moderate favored right now* - Carl Spackler August 11, 2026, 21:15:09 Man this market is much more volatile than a typical election night. - Carl Spackler August 11, 2026, 21:35:41 One good thing about Kalshi et al… - DT August 12, 2026, 08:36:53 Her solution for Ukraine was that we should stop supplying weapons and “send diplomats”* - Carl Spackler August 11, 2026, 19:30:27 It feels a bit like the Libertarian party where you have normal people as part of it - reggiedunlop August 11, 2026, 19:23:55 What’s next? A license to make toast in your own damn toaster?* - ECEIllinois August 12, 2026, 03:45:37 LP hasn't had normal people as part of it in a very long time. * - doubledown August 11, 2026, 19:31:28 Wish they could be all Mamdanis, but then you get a Hong* - reggiedunlop August 11, 2026, 19:22:38 It's a weird situation. - larue33 August 11, 2026, 19:22:20 I'm glad she's leading the charge toward communism. It ensures that it'll never happen. - doubledown August 11, 2026, 19:30:32 I'm convinced that Bluesky is a Russian psyop designed to make DSA look like ignorant teens. - complainant August 11, 2026, 19:07:58 Turrible* - KingTalkyTiki August 11, 2026, 18:46:06 Speaking of Trump wanting a third term (hi tiki), Illinois Republicans are mad that Pritzker - Taz August 11, 2026, 18:07:25 They're just mad that they're stuck with Downstate Darren again... - KingTalkyTiki August 11, 2026, 18:38:11 OK, this is the perfect name for the operation - ATL August 11, 2026, 16:15:56 It’s great that the plane continued normally even though there was some credible threat… - shua August 11, 2026, 16:20:50 There was no threat. This was all made up. * - doubledown August 11, 2026, 16:25:36 Why would they make it up, it makes him look like a total pussy* - Sounder August 11, 2026, 17:30:05 What do you think all the other "assassination" attempts were? - Taz August 11, 2026, 18:09:04 This one makes him look like a pussy - Sounder August 11, 2026, 18:13:41 I think it's the wattle that makes him look like a pussy. * - doubledown August 11, 2026, 18:15:17 10/10* - Sounder August 11, 2026, 18:23:56 Kristi Noem has an extra vagina in her neck. - complainant August 11, 2026, 19:03:52 Trying to remake him into Taylor Swift? If he releases "Art of the Deal (Donald's Version)" - doubledown August 11, 2026, 17:31:54 Like the bullet in the ear that left zero scar level of "made up"?* - KingTalkyTiki August 11, 2026, 16:57:47 ...and now I want Panda Express. - KingTalkyTiki August 11, 2026, 16:18:50 my 9 year olds favorite restaurant. he ranked in and out behind it after trying it the first time - lcubed August 11, 2026, 16:59:47 Biden has Stage 4 cancer. Trump is unimpressed. - ATL August 11, 2026, 15:38:11 Imagine thinking Joe Biden is "vicious". Real alpha male stuff right there.* - Warrin'_Illini August 11, 2026, 16:28:54 Is he vicious or sleepy?!?* - shua August 11, 2026, 16:31:36 Trump? Both.* - KingTalkyTiki August 11, 2026, 16:40:07 Viciously sleepy or sleepily vicious?* - DocWalk20 August 11, 2026, 16:33:33 One of the lesser known Sex Pistols* - shua August 11, 2026, 18:16:59 he's such a tremendous fuck. * - VIV August 11, 2026, 16:26:05 "Why have relationships gotten so toxic around politics?!?" .... - KingTalkyTiki August 11, 2026, 16:09:47 He is who we thought he was. If you want to crown him, crown his ass. - DT August 11, 2026, 16:01:10 Don’t forget the amount of people that will die because of the USAid rug pull* - Carl Spackler August 11, 2026, 17:00:25 #truth* - DocWalk20 August 11, 2026, 16:48:09 You have described Andrew Johnson.* - complainant August 11, 2026, 16:45:06 Answer in the form of a question - do you need to phone a friend?* - memyselfandillini August 12, 2026, 08:25:08 ...and to no one's surprise the current POS in the WH seems to admire that historical POS. - KingTalkyTiki August 11, 2026, 16:56:24 Andrew Johnson is different from Andrew Jackson.* - complainant August 11, 2026, 17:38:13 Goddammit, got my genocidal asshole president mixed up with my ineffectual filler president... - KingTalkyTiki August 11, 2026, 17:45:05 that's Andrew Jackson* - assassin August 11, 2026, 17:37:05 Ari or Osklister could probably help you to understand how someone could.. - KingTalkyTiki August 11, 2026, 16:13:17 Trump's death will be Charlie Kirk times infinity - Sounder August 11, 2026, 16:03:48 Won't somebody(ies) text you and wake you up? - Taz August 11, 2026, 18:03:07 $20 that if Joe dies while Trump remains the POTUS, he won’t give us DC feds the day off - timmer August 11, 2026, 15:42:03 No chance he would have the stones to show up the funeral, right?* - Sounder August 11, 2026, 16:04:56 He didn't even have the guts to show up for the inauguration in 2020... - KingTalkyTiki August 11, 2026, 16:15:07 But in the inauguration, he was the loser - Sounder August 11, 2026, 17:42:26 I'm sure he'll be about as welcome there as he was at the opening of the Obama Library.* - KingTalkyTiki August 11, 2026, 17:46:10 Like Trump would ever be caught dead somewhere that has books* - Sounder August 11, 2026, 18:26:37 "Woman Behind Trump at Vaccine Signing Sparks Robot Claims" - assassin August 11, 2026, 12:31:54 Now I saw some call this "Megan 3.0" and I can't unsee it. - KingTalkyTiki August 11, 2026, 17:52:03 It's like if you asked AI to create a 1970s stewardess with the lifelike motion... - KingTalkyTiki August 11, 2026, 13:15:24 She looks like Kimberly Guilfoyle before the Mar-A-Lago face* - Sounder August 11, 2026, 16:06:22 I imagine that when I finally get to fly to South America, all the LATAM stewardesses - ATL August 11, 2026, 13:17:01 I don't know about that but she's easy on the eyes* - ATL August 11, 2026, 12:35:33 Tornado warning in Chicago. Every phone in the office just blew up.* - Warrin'_Illini August 11, 2026, 10:30:55 That sounds like a fire hazard* - KCWildcat August 11, 2026, 12:29:02 effing Tim Cook* - ATL August 11, 2026, 12:29:23 effing Mossad* - Sammich August 11, 2026, 13:17:22 Brad Pitt is drinking again. I say good for him.* - Warrin'_Illini August 11, 2026, 09:46:39 Why should I care? - TarheelIllini August 11, 2026, 11:40:04 You got a lot of nerve cocksucker!* - Warrin'_Illini August 11, 2026, 12:13:39 I thought it was Film at 11* - Tortillini August 11, 2026, 12:06:44 News of the Film at 11 - IlliniSax05 August 11, 2026, 12:07:39 I've been drinking quite a bit more than I usually do. - doubledown August 11, 2026, 10:23:43 Might as well. What else is there? - complainant August 11, 2026, 10:19:44 I mean he is still an A++ lister. Think it probably has more to do with his family - Warrin'_Illini August 11, 2026, 10:26:27 well, he's a massive piece of shit. there's a reason none of his kids want anything to do with him* - VIV August 12, 2026, 09:44:16 Shows what I know. Of course, I haven't been to the movies in over 20 years. - complainant August 11, 2026, 11:39:15 His latest movie preview ran before both Odyssey and Spider-Man when I saw them* - DocWalk20 August 11, 2026, 12:14:19 And he was the star of a box office hit last summer (albeit not Odyssey level).* - ATL August 11, 2026, 12:25:29 Who am I rooting for in South Carolina's GOP primary for US Senate? - complainant August 11, 2026, 07:24:20 Mark Sanford maybe the least crazy. Mistress trouble and all* - JacobRDaugherty August 11, 2026, 09:34:36 Did he stay with his wife or the mistress?* - TarheelIllini August 11, 2026, 11:32:26 Have you tried Ask Jeeves?* - complainant August 11, 2026, 11:36:17 a hurricane* - Sounder August 11, 2026, 09:33:55 Did Danny Ford even know his picture was being taken?* - DocWalk20 August 11, 2026, 09:32:55 Duke. Republicans won't turn out for a Black guy* - Stu August 11, 2026, 08:16:39 Serious question: does Trump actually believe that kids are getting soda bottle sized - Sounder August 10, 2026, 20:39:34 Actual photo: - Stu August 11, 2026, 05:27:10 Maybe he thought one of those Ben Garrison cartoons was real life* - ECEIllinois August 10, 2026, 23:10:19 He has no idea, but they’d what he was told, so yes* - Mrap24 August 10, 2026, 21:09:13 There is no way anyone told him that* - Sounder August 10, 2026, 21:09:46 I mean you see the morons he’s hired. - Mrap24 August 10, 2026, 21:11:12 Even RFK isn't stupid enough to think they are injecting a pint glass full of vaccine* - Sounder August 10, 2026, 22:01:16 Sadly I think he is. - WhitmansFolly August 11, 2026, 07:46:14 i think it's easier for people to believe they are dumb instead of incredibly dangerous. and they - torinese August 11, 2026, 07:04:17 If this is true WRT RFK, what is the end game?* - Sounder August 11, 2026, 09:34:31 (1) he is. (2) he is also a liar.* - ATL August 11, 2026, 05:35:11 These people are so dumb. - OB25 August 10, 2026, 19:47:36 Will he be draft eligible or not? If yes, why? If not, why not? - Potomac August 10, 2026, 19:58:21 There may eventually be a real situation that they need to adresss. But this isn’t that. - OB25 August 10, 2026, 20:19:36 There actually is reasonable nuance to the debate - Sounder August 10, 2026, 20:40:48 Debates have nuances, decisions often do not* - Potomac August 10, 2026, 20:41:59 You may be right; I think they are in the process of boxing themselves in... - Potomac August 10, 2026, 20:37:27 lol* - assassin August 10, 2026, 20:16:30 “Or let him play” - snipes824 August 10, 2026, 19:58:04 It's just sad that they take so much joy in trying to bring people down for the 0.0001% this - UofIL6 August 10, 2026, 19:56:36 LOL - ATL August 10, 2026, 18:44:16 I was just at buc-ees on Friday and will be again on Wednesday - TarheelIllini August 10, 2026, 19:52:27 I think you're missing the joke.* - Illiniphil August 10, 2026, 20:41:32 Autophil?* - complainant August 11, 2026, 03:54:49 Tony Dokupil?* - complainant August 10, 2026, 18:47:28 Probably - ATL August 10, 2026, 18:50:33 That is not Tony Dokupil* - ATL August 10, 2026, 16:26:27 You're not Ron.* - Warrin'_Illini August 10, 2026, 17:15:17 letting the days go by, letting the water hold me down* - Sammich August 10, 2026, 17:05:14 Is it Tony Dokoupil?* - DocWalk20 August 10, 2026, 16:39:12 Is it Biclops?* - timmer August 10, 2026, 16:40:36 Gross, Pete. Really gross. - ATL August 10, 2026, 16:16:17 i hope bill cassidy never gets another good night's sleep again - assassin August 10, 2026, 15:45:55 So many opportunities where one person could have made a stand / done the right thing and didn’t* - DocWalk20 August 10, 2026, 16:36:36 Someone really needs to write Profiles in Cowardice, guaranteed best seller* - Sounder August 10, 2026, 17:03:55 We’re just blowing through nap time aren’t we? - VIV August 10, 2026, 14:37:39 He really could've used a fart to wake himself up - UofIL6 August 10, 2026, 22:23:07 Mass. wealth tax proves to be huge fiscal success & number of millionaires in state increases 38%. - ATL August 10, 2026, 11:42:34 i think the hit to higher ed and bio tech hasn't been fully felt yet.* - torinese August 10, 2026, 14:42:50 Sorry, but it’s an income tax surcharge not a wealth tax* - Potomac August 10, 2026, 12:00:05 OK* - ATL August 10, 2026, 12:19:23 Rather than hold oil the entire time, really wish I’d bought the dips around the BS admin optimism - Carl Spackler August 10, 2026, 10:28:03 we're essentially trying to slowly back out of the room and hope no one will notice. - VIV August 10, 2026, 09:48:43 If you really think about it, Trump is simply too strong to surrender.* - Toonces August 10, 2026, 12:49:57 The Strait is open, for target practice. * - memyselfandillini August 10, 2026, 10:20:40 What did Kegseth do with all our missiles? Trillion dollar defense budget apparently ain't enough.* - Warrin'_Illini August 10, 2026, 10:33:31 about 60% of the budget is operations, maintenance, and personnel (pay, benefits, and allowances) - illiniranger August 10, 2026, 13:32:53 They publicly announced last year that logistics are gay/woke and a thing of the past - RVA August 10, 2026, 12:37:20 I love how their new recruiting vid shows a guy coming out of a swamp like Rambo - Stu August 10, 2026, 14:19:15 Interesting factoid: - Stu August 10, 2026, 10:37:02 Is this a result of congressmen making sure their constituents get a piece of the pie?* - timmer August 10, 2026, 14:52:25 The path forward on weapons technology is going to be very interesting. - larue33 August 10, 2026, 11:46:59 Throwing another $58 Billion at Lockheed to make more should fix that. - Chuck Woodaby August 10, 2026, 11:07:11 Lotta mouths to feed. To streamline things, we just need to come up with a bomb - Warrin'_Illini August 10, 2026, 10:40:33 Where's Edward Teller when you need him?* - IlliniOllie August 10, 2026, 11:04:01 HE’S RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!!* - Stu August 10, 2026, 11:25:24 did anyone else read this as david caruso and then put on a pair of sunglasses or just me?* - lcubed August 10, 2026, 10:23:58 Israel and Iran don't really seem to be doing anything to each other - CanHartlebHireSnider August 10, 2026, 10:17:49 Bibi said last week that they'll do it alone if need be. Also, Israel struck Iran in June* - VIV August 10, 2026, 10:35:32 He's pretty fortunate. He could say he had a dream about an open strait and oil drops 6% - UofIL6 August 10, 2026, 07:40:39 we're currently in a vibes-based stock market. * - VIV August 10, 2026, 09:49:48 ooo - ATL August 10, 2026, 10:27:39 my 401k appreciates it, but it doesn't feel real* - shua August 10, 2026, 10:01:42 Definitely feels like there’s a significant market correction coming at some point soon - DT August 10, 2026, 11:04:20 Winter is Coming. * - doubledown August 10, 2026, 11:16:43 1/3 of the American public would believe TCG if he pissed in their ear and told them it was raining - TarheelIllini August 10, 2026, 06:14:07 As if he has any control over when and where he pisses. * - doubledown August 10, 2026, 07:45:56 View all; Collapse ^ August College Sports thread - assassin August 3, 2026, 11:34:22 View all; 182 responses; ATL 1 hour ago ⇥ Our video board made the New York Times - ATL 3 hours ago Complete with Darren Rovell being a shithead about it on X. He ended up re-tweeting - voiceofreason 2 hours ago Link?* - ATL 2 hours ago This must be it - ATL 2 hours ago ooo - jdl 1 hour ago LOL, Roughly definitely got his ass.* - Warrin'_Illini 1 hour ago I would have also accepted "there are dozens of suburban Dallas high schools taking notes."* - ATL 1 hour ago that was a fun read. gotta love all the NU fans talking shit thanks to their new HS stadium - IlliniSax05 2 hours ago I think their new stadium is going to be bad ass, actually.* - Carl Spackler 2 hours ago it looks like a great stadium for them - IlliniSax05 2 hours ago It’s just a nicer place for opposing fans to go - bjl63 2 hours ago ooo - biclops Yesterday, 18:05:14 Illini football injury news - jdl Yesterday, 15:37:35 Apparently we added a WR in the portal this week - ATL 2 hours ago Shit* - illini21 Yesterday, 18:14:06 Kinda surprised we haven’t yet had our annual camp ACL casualty* - opossum jenkins Yesterday, 17:34:13 I quietly had the same thought yesterday and we just lost a rotation TE and WR* - ijustkrushalot Yesterday, 17:43:45 Indeed 7.5 looks likelier every day, unfortunately* - bjl63 Yesterday, 18:16:22 And... tomorrow we're going to point at your post and say NWTFITWTF* - uofi1998 Yesterday, 17:41:05 ugh, Perry was the tall Bowick replacement* - assassin Yesterday, 16:18:35 Skyy Clark to LSU - biclops August 12, 2026, 20:15:57 The world is a better place now that he's picked his new spot.* - uofi1998 Yesterday, 10:35:18 hey Tiki/Carl, sweet new Tulane unis! - assassin August 12, 2026, 19:01:05 Love the attempt but their regular unis are some of the best. C+* - Warrin'_Illini Yesterday, 16:32:58 ok, those are pretty awesome and i don't even like new orleans or mardi gras* - VIV Yesterday, 09:14:50 A+++++++++ * - uofi1998 Yesterday, 07:44:01 Decent chance they'll wear these at the game I'm going down to this season.* - Carl Spackler August 12, 2026, 22:08:44 Holleee crap those are great.* - KingTalkyTiki August 12, 2026, 20:45:54 This* - TarheelIllini Yesterday, 09:08:52 Vaaks - biclops August 11, 2026, 19:36:04 not exactly a defensive stopper based on highlights, but he looks good* - bbonb Yesterday, 17:50:33 Vaaks Populi!!* - VIV Yesterday, 09:15:29 Interesting. Almost entirely off the bounce/pull-up threes - Blazer August 11, 2026, 22:01:41 Vaaks better be the primary ball handler as the whole "Mirk is our PG" seems wishful thinking.* - gullit August 12, 2026, 21:26:42 Are you sure you watched the right clip?* - Chuck Woodaby August 11, 2026, 22:07:49 Yes? - Blazer August 11, 2026, 23:36:29 Gotcha..."Not a single bit of playmaking" has changed to "playmaking for others". - Chuck Woodaby August 12, 2026, 00:02:30 Wonder if we have any chairs or cones we could set up?* - Illiniphil August 12, 2026, 11:46:25 That's what I assume playmaking means - Blazer August 12, 2026, 00:25:38 They've released 4 newcomer videos which have featured 100% made shots by the featured player. - Chuck Woodaby August 12, 2026, 00:34:06 Point taken* - Blazer August 12, 2026, 00:47:26 College football 2026: How much does each position cost? - biclops August 11, 2026, 19:02:50 Sean Payton talking Pat Bryant - biclops August 11, 2026, 18:46:59 I will listen to that ending Illinois on repeat* - snipes824 August 11, 2026, 18:53:30 Uihleins donate $35M to Northwestern football* - ECEIllinois August 11, 2026, 12:03:01 As if I didn't have enough reason to hate Northwestern.... - KingTalkyTiki August 12, 2026, 10:49:11 I hope this is true - illiniranger August 10, 2026, 14:47:22 how drunk do you have to be to think [direction] [state name] is a high school?* - Sammich August 10, 2026, 14:55:58 “Of course I won because I had the MAC on my back” is a great line * - illiniranger August 10, 2026, 17:46:49 how drunk do you have to be to be in Manhattan, KS?* - ATL August 10, 2026, 15:46:04 What was your favorite memory of Northwestern football? - Tortillini August 8, 2026, 10:31:56 Andre Curbelo. Professional wrestler. He and Luke Ford would be a great tag team… - LeatherneckIllini August 7, 2026, 11:35:19 Seems to be a lot of skepticism that it is Curbelo * - jdl August 7, 2026, 12:48:24 Side note: it isn’t* - Stu August 11, 2026, 20:31:04 The guy’s name is Jermaine Marbury - Stu August 11, 2026, 20:46:29 Maybe the most fun ILL basketball season ever before the Loyola debacle. This is sad.* - Warrin'_Illini August 7, 2026, 12:34:00 I think you may be romanticizing that season too much. - OB25 August 7, 2026, 15:46:02 There was the brief January slide where we lost home games to Ohio State and Maryland - Blazer August 10, 2026, 17:21:37 1 seed after being irrelevant for so long. Legit BBMDL. I said what I said!* - Warrin'_Illini August 7, 2026, 15:57:05 That Michigan game was absolute porn* - ATL August 7, 2026, 15:33:25 Interesting response about his time at Illinois - Jersey August 7, 2026, 12:27:53 Reads like someone who should be under the care of a licensed professional * - biclops August 7, 2026, 14:56:43 Kinda reads like someone who should be in prison* - illinilosch August 7, 2026, 16:13:16 shoulda never agreed to meet Brad in the Pizza Hut parking lot* - ATL August 7, 2026, 12:30:28 I wish I could say this is a surprising career move. - DocWalk20 August 7, 2026, 11:49:44 That should certainly help the head injury situation* - ATL August 7, 2026, 11:49:34 Trivia. Name the three active college basketball coaches with 500 wins, 20 years and a natty… - LeatherneckIllini August 6, 2026, 19:19:05 Please tell me you’re not counting Billy Donovan * - TarheelIllini August 6, 2026, 21:58:10 Probably not division 1* - TarheelIllini August 6, 2026, 21:58:54 I was correct, division 2* - TarheelIllini August 9, 2026, 10:18:20 Scott drew?* - biclops August 6, 2026, 19:28:34 nope. all have to be at their current school.* - LeatherneckIllini August 6, 2026, 19:29:29 apparently he will be on the list next year (assuming they win 17 games)* - biclops August 6, 2026, 19:42:19 self* - biclops August 6, 2026, 19:27:06 Yup. Hint on the third. As a freshman at Iowa State Johnny Orr benched him for hitting a 3… - LeatherneckIllini August 6, 2026, 19:29:01 This was rigged - Matt Margenthaler * - Jersey August 6, 2026, 19:38:30 Yup!* - LeatherneckIllini August 6, 2026, 19:43:47 dumb * - biclops August 6, 2026, 19:41:39 Is it D-II or D-III?* - bjl63 August 6, 2026, 19:33:58 izzo, painter * - biclops August 6, 2026, 19:21:24 Izzo is correct.* - LeatherneckIllini August 6, 2026, 19:22:13 I answered before your edit. What do you mean “500 wins, 20 wins”?* - biclops August 6, 2026, 19:23:00 oops 20 years. - LeatherneckIllini August 6, 2026, 19:25:22 Golf schedule has dropped - jdl August 6, 2026, 19:15:37 Mirkovic in a boot - biclops August 6, 2026, 14:59:24 Guy standing at the top left of that "H" in the pic: obviously about a 15th-year senior.... * - osklister August 6, 2026, 17:49:06 Can't get anything past a superfan like you.* - Chuck Woodaby August 6, 2026, 18:52:32 Ah, that little farce you played with the hoops team: you think that could fool an Illini? - osklister August 7, 2026, 13:40:59 QC, do you even lift bro? * - jdl August 6, 2026, 15:10:57 Better than one of those knee scooters or crutches. - tvillini August 6, 2026, 15:01:43 Uhhh, he's sitting on his 'scooter'. * - illinijohn August 6, 2026, 15:10:30 new Purdue AD is fired up - assassin August 6, 2026, 12:30:18 Can you imagine Whitman doing this?* - opossum jenkins August 6, 2026, 19:44:13 It's always fun to see other schools stepping on their own (insert plural phallus here) - uofi1998 August 6, 2026, 13:36:26 What's the opposite of saying something with your whole chest?* - Warrin'_Illini August 6, 2026, 13:11:59 Not a great time for that message - Sammich August 6, 2026, 13:10:51 horse school - RVA August 6, 2026, 14:01:20 Even if he is only talking about basketball...at least IU has some banners* - Desert August 6, 2026, 13:48:42 That’s a Beckman level “you have to be out on this guy solely based on the intro presser” - OB25 August 6, 2026, 12:43:03 Does anyone still listen to The Drive on 93.5 in CU? - biclops August 5, 2026, 16:20:44 they did...it's now kurtis and evan. it's....not very good, imo* - lcubed August 6, 2026, 08:21:19 so Kurtis....Blows? * - Jersey August 6, 2026, 13:30:21 You're giving him a bad rap.* - MojoJojo August 6, 2026, 13:33:08 That I knew about, but when I listened the other day there was no Kurtis - biclops August 6, 2026, 08:50:14 gotcha. i think i heard both kurtis and evan when i tried listening sometime this week* - lcubed August 6, 2026, 09:01:22 You mean in Philo. :) * - Philo August 6, 2026, 07:21:50 Reports that WKU has been added to our BB non-con schedule - biclops August 5, 2026, 12:21:23 Izzo sticking to his guns, says he recruited guys to fill his roster and won’t take Kohler back now* - OB25 August 4, 2026, 21:06:24 Typically Izzo’s holier than thou shit is exhausting but I respect this stance* - CWR10 August 6, 2026, 13:07:13 Would Kohler sign a 6 week contract? - Blazer August 5, 2026, 13:06:33 *Will Wade pops out of dumpster** - assassin August 4, 2026, 21:52:57 mirk had surgery for a foot injury - John Coctostan August 4, 2026, 14:52:57 You’re not helping, Sam. - OB25 August 4, 2026, 20:25:33 meh* - ATL August 5, 2026, 13:08:29 The season is over 3 months away. Let’s all chill* - bjl63 August 5, 2026, 12:23:15 I get nervous around girls and cameras. So if I do something bad, you know, just be chill* - LWillhite August 6, 2026, 08:00:57 No kidding. It's not like Mirk blew out his knee. - illinilosch August 6, 2026, 07:52:30 What'd you name the dog, Effin?* - RVA August 4, 2026, 19:33:54 Rando on Reddit saying they heard “Jones fracture”… - DocWalk20 August 4, 2026, 17:30:33 If that's what it its, I had the same break in a bone in my foot. Took about 12 weeks to heal - IlliniRunner August 6, 2026, 13:21:25 And you don't say whether you had surgery or not. - illinijohn August 6, 2026, 13:58:32 No surgery. The bone was not displaced that much. A Jones fracture is in the metatarsal at the end - IlliniRunner August 6, 2026, 16:59:59 I got a basketball jones* - biclops August 4, 2026, 17:32:31 Goodman sources say 6-8 weeks - jdl August 4, 2026, 17:03:50 He'll almost be ready for UAB. We're fine.* - Warrin'_Illini August 4, 2026, 17:30:18 Yes please* - Blazer August 4, 2026, 17:26:06 As good a guess as any at this point.* - DocWalk20 August 4, 2026, 17:10:23 I doubt we’d do it, but do we have a scholarship open for these new 5th year guys? - OB25 August 4, 2026, 16:50:43 We have 1 open scholarship* - illini222 August 4, 2026, 16:54:25 So the plan was to design the offense to run through him and now he’s going to be unable to - biclops August 4, 2026, 16:28:57 Yup. Not great, Bob.* - JFG August 4, 2026, 17:05:30 Every offseason some main player gets injured* - snipes824 August 4, 2026, 16:12:50 Be back by mid January please * - MC August 4, 2026, 16:07:13 That seems pretty far out to be the “please” scenario. - OB25 August 4, 2026, 16:12:36 Yes that would be a bad timeline but idc I just want a healthy team for FEB/MAR and a title - MC August 4, 2026, 16:36:03 Yeah, Werner is saying a few months - Blazer August 4, 2026, 16:18:58 ~3 months (90 days) from today is the first game of the season* - CanHartlebHireSnider August 4, 2026, 16:32:27 Yep, but Werner is just guessing based on what he's heard - Blazer August 4, 2026, 16:48:24 My wife broke her 5th Metatarsal 10 weeks before her first full Ironman. - tvillini August 4, 2026, 17:20:35 Re: "We didn’t think it would speed up or impact her recovery than just normal immobilization." - illinijohn August 6, 2026, 15:20:11 How is your wife on the boards? - biclops August 4, 2026, 17:31:40 Would be nice to follow the Tomi timeline from last year - jdl August 4, 2026, 16:18:57 God dammit* - Blazer August 4, 2026, 16:00:55 Gotta wear that protective foot gear man - jdl August 4, 2026, 15:59:19 Yup, there is definitely a much greater than 0 chance he did this doing something dumb* - OrangeSox August 4, 2026, 16:04:41 Maybe this injury will prevent him from doing something stupid in the near future which - Warrin'_Illini August 4, 2026, 16:12:03 ooo? - DocWalk20 August 4, 2026, 16:10:58 You're implying he fell whilst trying to climb this tree? Definitely plausible* - OrangeSox August 4, 2026, 16:14:40 cool, cool, coolcoolcoolcoolcoolcoolcool, coolcool, cool, cool - IlliniSax05 August 4, 2026, 15:40:24 Will he still be able to participate in the autograph session before famILLy movie night at Gies - DocWalk20 August 4, 2026, 15:39:49 t's August and not October. Not worried one bit* - bjl63 August 4, 2026, 15:23:02 Werner saying "probably a few months."* - illini21 August 4, 2026, 15:22:04 Seems alright then, we have good depth. Take your time and come back healthy.* - Warrin'_Illini August 4, 2026, 15:27:49 He said this is what they’re hoping for, so I wouldn’t be too confident in it. - OB25 August 4, 2026, 16:02:54 I’m ultimately most worried about his conditioning. All indications were he’d amped up the fitness - DocWalk20 August 4, 2026, 15:42:26 Quick surgery, “full recovery” and minimal detail portend badness. * - uofi1998 August 4, 2026, 15:19:49 My initial read of 247 is that this could be bad bad* - ijustkrushalot August 4, 2026, 15:22:34 Bears and Illini's pets having some head-attachment-to-body problems.* - Warrin'_Illini August 4, 2026, 15:15:06 LMFCO* - Jackie August 4, 2026, 15:43:07 I hate everyone and everything. All at once.* - Chuck Woodaby August 4, 2026, 15:11:12 ^^^^^^This^^^^^^^* - ilinni11 August 4, 2026, 15:20:10 God dammit, every fucking year. 90/10 rule rumor out there that he’ll miss all of non-conference* - OB25 August 4, 2026, 15:10:46 i mean we were pretty healthy last year really* - John Coctostan August 4, 2026, 15:20:23 Except for Ty, Tomi, Dre and Kylan * - jdl August 4, 2026, 16:19:52 That’s relatively good. No season enders (Ty i guess but whatever). No even half season miss - John Coctostan August 4, 2026, 20:12:09 Other than that, how was the play Mrs. Lincoln?* - Blazer August 4, 2026, 17:00:05 I’m not convinced Wagler was ever fully the same after the UCLA shoulder injury either* - OB25 August 4, 2026, 16:49:34 Jesus. A 16 week recovery would be fucking brutal* - Mrap24 August 4, 2026, 15:19:29 full recovery when? * - ijustkrushalot August 4, 2026, 14:53:44 Exactly. Kind of a key piece of info they left out there* - DocWalk20 August 4, 2026, 15:11:48 indeed* - John Coctostan August 4, 2026, 14:56:02 uh oh? * - aimlessillini August 4, 2026, 14:53:20 Bielema says Davon Grant is gawn - jfinsocal August 3, 2026, 21:01:35 Medical issue that will keep him from playing, but BB thinks he will still enroll. - Illiniphil August 3, 2026, 21:16:02 Unless there’s more to this story, terrible look for both Luke Murray and the BC AD - OB25 August 3, 2026, 20:37:38 Yeah, that's a priority. How bad does your program have to be for THAT spit to fly? - osklister August 4, 2026, 17:31:45 Imagine the level of scab that takes the job - assassin August 3, 2026, 21:35:40 Hadn't realized Bill Murray's kid got that job. Sounds like a real prick.* - Carl Spackler August 3, 2026, 21:19:21 Just like his daddy* - bjl63 August 3, 2026, 23:15:23 Looks like Ayo got engaged. - tvillini August 3, 2026, 18:35:05 OL concerns me more than the DL at this point... - uofi1998 August 3, 2026, 11:50:00 One good thing: Houser was #1 or 2 in time to release last year. So maybe that’ll help the situation - ATL August 4, 2026, 01:54:05 View all; Collapse ^ 1882-3, q8 - complainant 6 hours ago View all; 3 responses; Tuscy 1 hour ago ⇥ 3 - Tuscy 1 hour ago 4 - Illiniphil 3 hours ago 5, q9 - larue33 6 hours ago View all; Collapse ^ Derecho Tuesday thread. - opossum jenkins August 11, 2026, 05:58:01 View all; 44 responses; Jersey Yesterday, 22:57:49 ⇥ Bloomington got its ass handed to it this afternoon - PapaDels Yesterday, 18:19:48 We got some pretty decent wind and just over an inch of rain, but I don't think - larue33 Yesterday, 18:38:00 not really loving the fundamental tornado alley shift* - assassin Yesterday, 18:26:34 we're getting them in NJ now * - Jersey Yesterday, 22:57:49 It both sucks and blows* - PapaDels Yesterday, 18:37:56 5 tornadoes confirmed in Chicago area so far. - SurfTheBoneyard August 12, 2026, 21:10:06 We tried to stop in Portage for gas today and it was a hellscape. - Carl Spackler August 12, 2026, 21:39:52 more than usual?* - VIV Yesterday, 09:23:35 Do houses explode there frequently?* - complainant Yesterday, 13:12:50 Who could have possibly seen this coming ... - complainant August 12, 2026, 17:13:56 Feeling hot in The 'Ham - EffinIllini August 11, 2026, 16:08:57 Hot ham water* - shua Yesterday, 13:15:07 Philo getting rocked!* - Jackie August 11, 2026, 15:47:25 It’s about time he gets some* - timmer August 11, 2026, 15:49:56 Base velocity…, - timmer August 11, 2026, 15:51:29 not sure if that was my trash flying down the street but got pretty windy for a few minutes* - lcubed August 11, 2026, 16:05:53 Also looks like Tolono may have had a funnel* - timmer August 11, 2026, 15:52:35 Looks like it went right over the new Bears stadium* - jfinsocal August 11, 2026, 11:19:18 RIP McCook* - illini222 August 11, 2026, 12:53:19 100mph winds on the last scan near Mokena* - VIV August 11, 2026, 10:44:02 holy fck, the winds going through the south side and south burbs. 100+ * - VIV August 11, 2026, 10:58:28 6 years and 1 day ago we got hit with 140+ - ijustkrushalot August 11, 2026, 11:00:24 radar scans are 120-130 in pockets now, but those are off the ground. - VIV August 11, 2026, 11:01:42 I’ll never forget the derecho of ‘62 - Stu August 11, 2026, 10:40:30 One rotation near COD. Another down near Lockport. * - VIV August 11, 2026, 10:34:06 Another just spun up right by 355 & 88* - VIV August 11, 2026, 10:38:04 Might have one on the ground on the north side of the DG right now. * - VIV August 11, 2026, 10:40:40 Protect Omega at all costs!* - Tortillini August 11, 2026, 10:58:22 God save the hobo banquets!* - VIV August 11, 2026, 10:58:49 another on the ground in the orland/tinley area* - VIV August 11, 2026, 10:47:52 right by 80 & harlem right now* - VIV August 11, 2026, 10:51:01 still showing debris down by lansing, about to head into hammond. - VIV August 11, 2026, 11:00:25 Anything the 'nado does to Hammond will be an improvement.* - Warrin'_Illini August 11, 2026, 11:04:46 Sure is great that Glen Ellyn is the epicenter of tornado alley now.* - Warrin'_Illini August 11, 2026, 10:38:02 Lots of warnings popping off for Chicago area* - Jackie August 11, 2026, 10:30:56 sirens going off here - IlliniSax05 August 11, 2026, 10:32:40 Max Velocity is live already! Sandwich mentioned! - Jackie August 11, 2026, 10:11:31 In this house we stan for Ryan Hall Y’all* - OB25 August 11, 2026, 10:55:28 Derecho is German for… - timmer August 11, 2026, 10:10:01 Getting absolutely hammered in Columbus right now. It's dark as night* - AintHatin August 11, 2026, 09:34:18 ooo - Sammich August 11, 2026, 09:22:54 ooo - IlliniSax05 August 11, 2026, 09:24:58 Local guy used the term wind-bag today? - Jackie August 11, 2026, 09:15:22 We had a heck of a storm through here yesterday. Worst wind I’ve seen here* - LeatherneckIllini August 11, 2026, 07:41:29 View all; Collapse ^ Thinking of buying a camera lens on Facebook Marketplace. - doubledown August 4, 2026, 10:40:59 View all; 9 responses; doubledown Yesterday, 20:18:55 ⇥ In my continuing adventure of picking up EF bargains on FB, I scored a barely used - doubledown Yesterday, 20:18:55 I wouldn't be OK with that...lens needs to be inspected* - ThanksForLooking August 6, 2026, 14:27:15 Big ol nope. - Illiniphil August 6, 2026, 12:55:05 lol, come on* - VIV August 6, 2026, 11:53:19 Scam* - Chilango August 6, 2026, 11:23:09 Likely a scam just based on the “Walgreens parking lot in Aurora”. Everything else just adds fuel to - DocWalk20 August 4, 2026, 11:49:33 it's no gas station parking lot in Effingham* - Gene Parmesan August 6, 2026, 11:51:06 ooo - timmer August 4, 2026, 11:42:17 600%* - complainant August 4, 2026, 10:45:33 View all; Collapse ^ Whitesox 2026 Thread - illini81887 May 14, 2026, 21:14:51 View all; 290 responses; AintHatin Yesterday, 19:18:11 ⇥ Time to send Martin to the minors - bjl63 Yesterday, 13:05:11 The pitching hourglass is running out. - AintHatin Yesterday, 19:18:11 Ok maybe not better off…. - bjl63 Yesterday, 13:28:06 The pitching on this team just isn't good enough. To be a serious contender - OWWDig Yesterday, 13:31:58 That's a terrible loss to a bad team* - UIHuskie August 11, 2026, 21:28:11 awful abs at the end.* - Ari Gold August 11, 2026, 21:31:27 Yeah but the Reds 8th inning was mostly luck - bjl63 August 11, 2026, 21:30:27 You mean the Stevenson the Sox should have traded for?* - LWillhite August 11, 2026, 21:58:12 You just can’t lose to the Reds. Just can’t.* - timmer August 11, 2026, 21:27:07 Being 3.5 up after that rough road trip feels pretty decent* - UofIL6 August 9, 2026, 19:25:59 Picking up a game on Cleveland.... chef's kiss. * - osklister August 10, 2026, 08:46:08 Yesss!!* - MtHoodIllini August 9, 2026, 18:30:06 Series win* - timmer August 9, 2026, 18:27:42 Colson Montgomery doing work* - Poldark August 9, 2026, 16:47:02 Way too many outs made on the bases* - illini222 August 9, 2026, 16:33:49 especially making the 1st out there.* - Ari Gold August 9, 2026, 16:52:52 Seems like we got the typical Hagen Smith experience - UofIL6 August 9, 2026, 16:29:24 Hope he succeeds enough where we can trade him* - bjl63 August 9, 2026, 16:40:18 2nd and 3rd no outs, followed by 3 straight K's* - UofIL6 August 9, 2026, 13:38:34 including a platoon player and c montgomery who has lost all sense of the zone.* - Ari Gold August 9, 2026, 14:18:20 Martin with only 2 runs let up in the 1st - timmer August 9, 2026, 13:21:38 this davis martin thing has officially become a problem.* - Ari Gold August 9, 2026, 13:16:47 huge win against williams. mune coming alive. need martin not to suck tomorrow.* - Ari Gold August 8, 2026, 21:33:30 Huge W. Win tomorrow and feeling pretty decent* - UofIL6 August 8, 2026, 21:37:40 MacDougal and Hagen Smith up; Schultz and Sandlin down* - UofIL6 August 7, 2026, 22:44:26 Is that 4 losses in a row?* - OWWDig August 7, 2026, 21:28:54 Wow, this game sold a bunch of tickets due to a Ja Rule postgame concert… - OB25 August 7, 2026, 21:16:11 The terrible rotation is finally catching up to them* - UIHuskie August 7, 2026, 19:54:19 Was Schultz tipping his pitches, too* - timmer August 7, 2026, 18:57:10 That might have been as dumb as Peterson wtf I can’t believe this happens in 2026* - CanHartlebHireSnider August 7, 2026, 18:54:11 What happened?* - OB25 August 7, 2026, 19:00:37 They had to pull Noah Schultz for making two mound visits in the first* - CanHartlebHireSnider August 7, 2026, 19:01:22 A day after a 13 inning game* - CanHartlebHireSnider August 7, 2026, 19:01:40 And Venable is a very smart guy!* - CanHartlebHireSnider August 7, 2026, 18:54:29 This fucking tesm - timmer August 6, 2026, 23:12:33 bullpen just isn’t good enough to beat a team like that.* - Ari Gold August 6, 2026, 23:05:12 bullpen just isn’t good enough. (FIFY) - osklister August 7, 2026, 09:08:53 What a shitty loss/road trip. Huge series coming up* - UofIL6 August 6, 2026, 22:38:13 And my flight tomorrow is cancelled and I can’t get out until Saturday - timmer August 6, 2026, 22:51:09 Terrible send in the top of the 11th, could have had bases loaded 1 out with Murakami up* - illini222 August 6, 2026, 22:21:27 mune hasn’t exactly been lighting it up since he got hurt.* - Ari Gold August 6, 2026, 23:07:48 That was so bad. He was throwing before Montgomery was even at 3rd* - UofIL6 August 6, 2026, 22:23:37 My view since the 9th… - timmer August 6, 2026, 22:08:51 Their 8 and 9 hitters are killing us tonight* - bjl63 August 6, 2026, 21:45:03 Just can't get that last out when the team needs it* - UofIL6 August 6, 2026, 21:48:50 And just walked a .160 hitter….* - bjl63 August 6, 2026, 21:46:31 Babe Meidroth!* - UofIL6 August 6, 2026, 21:33:44 Looks like Quero will be back this weekend - bjl63 August 6, 2026, 20:30:01 Roch with a HR, double....5 RBI at high-A* - UofIL6 August 6, 2026, 19:27:07 I’m not giving up on him by any means, but with all the MI in the org - bjl63 August 6, 2026, 19:38:36 He's been really bad since mid May - CanHartlebHireSnider August 6, 2026, 23:21:51 IACTY - timmer August 5, 2026, 18:40:45 ooo - timmer August 5, 2026, 19:51:08 Davis Martin throwing BP tonight* - bjl63 August 4, 2026, 18:30:48 Venable said he was tipping his pitches - AintHatin August 5, 2026, 06:29:42 He's been absolutely atrocious for 2 months - UIHuskie August 4, 2026, 18:40:53 First inning aside, he was great vs NYY - bjl63 August 4, 2026, 18:43:16 went to the game yesterday. while i'm not a fan of domes, it saved the day yesterday - Ari Gold August 3, 2026, 18:27:05 Sox get one-time C prospect Joey Bart. Needed a body after the Teel injury* - UofIL6 August 3, 2026, 15:54:43 For Duncan Davitt* - AintHatin August 3, 2026, 16:00:26 Without knowing the return that seems fine. A clear upgrade on what they have right now - UIHuskie August 3, 2026, 16:00:10 For recently DFA'd Duncan Davitt* - UofIL6 August 3, 2026, 15:59:25 he got the welcome to the majors treatment yesterday.* - Ari Gold August 3, 2026, 17:49:26 White Sox adding Rockies CF Brenton Doyle* - AintHatin August 3, 2026, 12:06:05 For RHP Mason Adams and SS Carlos Vielma - AintHatin August 3, 2026, 12:16:04 Meh. Adams is a nice prospect but not someone to wring hands over - bjl63 August 3, 2026, 15:35:45 I’m sure the GMs have to say it but part of the Luis Castillo trade has an element of - RD August 3, 2026, 17:55:26 afraid of montgomery and / or peters hitting a wall?* - Ari Gold August 3, 2026, 12:11:00 White Sox acquiring Huascar Brazoban for Gabe Davis and Zach Franklin* - CanHartlebHireSnider August 3, 2026, 00:47:06 I was gonna say this feels light for Brazoban (even as a reliever) with 3+ years of control - CanHartlebHireSnider August 3, 2026, 00:52:08 Gabe Davis seemed like an interesting arm, but fine price to pay for a few years of control* - UofIL6 August 3, 2026, 07:39:08 $15 - timmer August 2, 2026, 15:52:35 That was a really nice series win. - AintHatin August 2, 2026, 15:34:51 1st series loss at home for the rays since the beginning of june.* - Ari Gold August 2, 2026, 16:23:23 Yeah; it's alright. We're.... doing fine. - osklister August 3, 2026, 12:56:41 Amazing teams still think Kimbrel can still pitch. Was pretty obvious he was washed 3-4 yrs ago* - bjl63 August 2, 2026, 14:18:45 Tampa Bay DFA'd Kimbrel* - Poldark August 2, 2026, 16:53:50 Dodgers trading for Skubal - bjl63 August 1, 2026, 22:40:19 Per Passan, WSox get Luis Castillo for SerAnthony, Nolan Jones, and catching prospect Boston Smith - UofIL6 August 1, 2026, 20:57:16 Fedde moving to the pen; Schultz stays in the rotation* - AintHatin August 2, 2026, 14:30:24 Fedde has been pitching pretty well and not sure how he fits in relief - bjl63 August 2, 2026, 14:31:51 This. While Schultz had a nice start last game, he’s getting up there in innings - UofIL6 August 2, 2026, 14:59:16 agreed. i don’t think he’ll make it to the finish line as a starter this year.* - Ari Gold August 2, 2026, 17:22:17 At first glance, seems good. I’d love them to offload Hagen Smith this weekend too* - bjl63 August 1, 2026, 22:39:01 Boston Smith has been really good on all 3 levels he's been at this year* - illini222 August 1, 2026, 21:26:30 Banny’ll fix ‘em - AintHatin August 1, 2026, 21:19:12 Kyle Davidson approved* - timmer August 1, 2026, 21:09:51 Seems like a lot of people tweeting about this are in the same boat as me… - OB25 August 1, 2026, 21:08:52 He’s been terrible for a while. Bad contract exchange* - CanHartlebHireSnider August 1, 2026, 21:09:52 boo. his ERA is 5.06 and his contract is through 2027* - Poldark August 1, 2026, 21:08:17 Cash also involved. Wonder if Sox are sending money to Seattle. Explains return* - DanSaint August 1, 2026, 21:06:41 disregard. Sox taking on all money. - DanSaint August 1, 2026, 21:12:46 Roch...1st minor league HR* - UofIL6 August 1, 2026, 15:57:35 I have 2 old-man baseball questions: - Sammich August 1, 2026, 11:29:54 Every team has some kind of gesture. The Dodgers in particular do, as well* - bjl63 August 1, 2026, 16:04:21 The average life of a MLB game baseball is less than 3 pitches - CanHartlebHireSnider August 1, 2026, 12:15:44 Winner against the 1 AL seed Rays* - timmer July 31, 2026, 20:39:45 who were 40-16 at home and had their ace on the mound. don’t stop now boys!* - Ari Gold July 31, 2026, 21:00:31 3 games up on the Guardians for division lead* - UofIL6 July 31, 2026, 20:51:38 Sean Burke mowing down the yankees. 10K through 5* - JacobRDaugherty July 30, 2026, 14:46:09 take series split. beat Tampa Bay* - Poldark July 30, 2026, 16:27:45 I hate about everything about the Rays, so I agree!* - bjl63 July 30, 2026, 16:30:25 You're right about Montgomery. * - Poldark July 30, 2026, 16:31:27 The walk-off BB!* - UofIL6 July 30, 2026, 16:27:40 Five O'Clock Lightning!!! (Well, it was a walk at about 4:30... ) - osklister July 30, 2026, 17:12:01 I like Colson but he's the last guy I want up in a clutch situation - bjl63 July 30, 2026, 16:26:41 he's got the longest swing I've seen since Joe Borchard* - Sammich July 30, 2026, 16:51:24 Another OT thriller developing* - timmer July 30, 2026, 16:17:53 45 strikeouts and four walks this month - AintHatin July 30, 2026, 15:32:32 I've seen a lot of Yankee fans downtown over the past few days. They travel well.* - Warrin'_Illini July 30, 2026, 15:22:23 Offense ain’t supporting him* - timmer July 30, 2026, 14:54:26 Entire season has been a bonus, and here I am hoping for a split with the Yankees. * - osklister July 30, 2026, 15:19:58 They probably don't have any other option but Noah Schultz is so clearly overmatched - UIHuskie July 21, 2026, 20:30:15 Ankle sprain for Teel. 10-day DL. Quero recalled* - AintHatin July 21, 2026, 13:00:34 Seems like best case scenario after seeing him get carried off* - UofIL6 July 21, 2026, 13:01:27 Yeah, he couldn't put any weight on it. - AintHatin July 21, 2026, 13:05:01 i'd be surprised if it isn't significantly longer than that. remember when some were upset - Ari Gold July 21, 2026, 14:23:33 He said he has a high ankle sprain - AintHatin July 21, 2026, 16:29:55 That didn't look good for Teel, they probably need a catcher now* - UIHuskie July 20, 2026, 19:57:05 The White Sox need to start managing offseason workout plans - OrangeSox July 20, 2026, 20:15:55 Tonight was just bad luck.* - bjl63 July 20, 2026, 20:57:53 achilles?* - Ari Gold July 20, 2026, 19:58:37 one batter in . . . - apusikam July 20, 2026, 19:12:42 Plesac should be the heir apparent but my guess is - bjl63 July 20, 2026, 20:51:06 I'm counting on big things from the new ownership. :-/ - osklister July 21, 2026, 9:45:16 Methinks the issue is more Shiffrin than his partner, but YMMV. - osklister July 20, 2026, 19:42:15 yes - apusikam July 20, 2026, 22:18:59 ESPN has a good article on the White Sox decision and the team actually comes out looking good - JacobRDaugherty July 15, 2026, 23:09:29 Kiley still thinks it's Roch - CanHartlebHireSnider July 10, 2026, 10:38:11 I agree with your Rodon comp - AintHatin July 10, 2026, 13:23:29 Also BP posted yesterday and they still have Roch #1 on their big board - CanHartlebHireSnider July 10, 2026, 10:47:34 Keith Law says Sox are leaning towards drafting Emerson and Roch is 3rd on their board now* - OB25 July 6, 2026, 12:57:04 I don’t believe for a second that Roch is third on their board* - bjl63 July 7, 2026, 10:59:17 He really wasn’t that great this year so I could see teams souring on him, but… - OB25 July 7, 2026, 12:34:00 I mean, he was pretty great, just not a huge step up from last year* - UofIL6 July 7, 2026, 13:38:18 The Big Ten is also a really bad league so his numbers get graded on a curve* - OB25 July 7, 2026, 14:14:25 Really bad is a bit of a stretch. It runs the gamut and the bottom is pretty weak - CanHartlebHireSnider July 7, 2026, 14:28:25 The Sox liked Roch when he was in HS - bjl63 July 7, 2026, 13:08:09 Seems like it’s been trending towards Emerson since May. - CanHartlebHireSnider July 6, 2026, 13:02:17 Just no Lackey. Too much risk with Catchers. Prefer Roch, but Emerson is fine* - UofIL6 July 6, 2026, 13:06:18 Just a feeling, but I think Rock UCLA is giving off vibes to the scouts saying "no" to the Sox. JMHO - osklister July 7, 2026, 10:03:39 I don't believe that at all. Buster Posey propaganda* - bjl63 July 7, 2026, 14:17:31 To restart this with another variable: Rock & the infielder have the same agent: catcher does not. - osklister July 9, 2026, 18:23:09 He can give off whatever vibes he wants. He has no leverage. If the Sox want him, he'll be the pick* - AintHatin July 7, 2026, 13:11:02 nm* - osklister July 7, 2026, 10:01:54 Helluva bounceback after the way that series started. - AintHatin July 5, 2026, 18:24:16 Great bounceback. And, will get Mune back soon, plus potential help from some young arms - UofIL6 July 5, 2026, 18:50:18 Since Murakami went down, Sox have gone 18-15. - osklister July 7, 2026, 12:03:42 If the playoffs started today, the Sox would have a first round bye. - illini July 1, 2026, 8:45:04 Gonzalez has been great for the last week or so - AintHatin June 30, 2026, 20:58:48 Also, leading the MLB in 3rd inning run differential (+99)+ - timmer June 30, 2026, 20:39:53 Another series win - timmer June 30, 2026, 20:26:14 ^^^ definition of a fair weather fan ^^^* - Ari Gold June 30, 2026, 20:37:01 I do see some dates in Boston and cheap airfares….* - timmer June 30, 2026, 20:39:16 Sox working on that run differential again tonight - AintHatin June 30, 2026, 18:38:32 10 straight home series wins* - Poldark June 27, 2026, 18:36:29 I’m liking the 1983 graphics during the White Sox broadcast today - IlliniOllie June 27, 2026, 17:00:32 ooo - timmer June 26, 2026, 21:25:12 Working on the run differential tonight. Save some for the rest of the series, boys* - UofIL6 June 26, 2026, 21:12:23 Can = cracked - AintHatin June 26, 2026, 19:46:37 Walk-off winner after some really bad bullpen woes* - UofIL6 June 22, 2026, 21:46:47 Bullpen is so leaky* - MtHoodIllini June 22, 2026, 21:55:46 either wild or throwing bp. no bueno.* - Ari Gold June 23, 2026, 5:23:10 Dominguez can’t close anymore. Problem is….. - bjl63 June 23, 2026, 7:28:07 Agree, but the post-game flashed up some interesting statistics. Dominguez - UofIL6 June 23, 2026, 7:30:41 Seranthony is pretty much a bargain-basement closer; Jerry loves that kind of signing. - osklister June 23, 2026, 9:03:07 The Sonny Gray/Chapman potential deal is interesting. Not sure what you'd have to give up for that - UofIL6 June 23, 2026, 9:47:14 Is Chapman also on an expiring deal? If so, probably won’t cost that much* - bjl63 June 26, 2026, 22:09:38 No, mutual option for 2027* - Poldark July 7, 2026, 10:05:33 Teel back, Quero optioned. - AintHatin June 22, 2026, 11:11:03 Yeah, Quero needs consistent ABs to get back to last year's productivity* - UofIL6 June 22, 2026, 11:25:55 5-3 vs Braves, Dodgers and Yankees. Good stretch. - AintHatin June 18, 2026, 20:51:56 ended a 9 game losing streak at yankee stadium to boot.* - Ari Gold June 19, 2026, 7:22:04 Man, after getting blasted in the first two games I woulda been okay with a normal sized loss. - osklister June 19, 2026, 9:07:37 first series win against the dodgers since 2014!* - Ari Gold June 14, 2026, 15:47:56 Hi nephew! These are the days! - Poldark June 14, 2026, 16:06:16 they’ve also won 8 home series in a row and 20 of the last 24. don’t stop now boys!* - Ari Gold June 15, 2026, 7:09:35 The sound of drums, beating in my heart; the thunder of guns.... - osklister June 15, 2026, 8:11:36 Jose Ramirez out for a month at least with a broken hamate - bjl63 June 13, 2026, 20:45:01 without a doubt. bring me more pitching please.* - Ari Gold June 13, 2026, 22:21:19 Let the 8 run 9th commence* - timmer June 13, 2026, 17:48:49 Mookie flubs an easy grounder. Perfecto over but no hits yet* - bjl63 June 13, 2026, 17:38:37 That chain screwed him up* - timmer June 13, 2026, 17:39:37 That had to be an awkward return to the dugout* - timmer June 13, 2026, 17:40:43 Yamamoto perfect through 6* - bjl63 June 13, 2026, 17:02:29 Perfect through 7* - bjl63 June 13, 2026, 17:20:37 More like Yamanono, amirite?* - timmer June 13, 2026, 17:20:08 Burke throwing meatballs today* - AintHatin June 13, 2026, 15:21:10 Introducing your 1st place White Sox* - UofIL6 June 10, 2026, 21:19:48 Kickin' azz and taking names against the team with the best record in MLB. :-) - osklister June 11, 2026, 9:01:09 Let's schedule the victory parade for July-take advantage of the good weather. - osklister June 13, 2026, 8:52:40 Parade route: from Schaller's to McCuddy's (watch the underpass). - osklister June 15, 2026, 8:16:16 First place! How about that* - bjl63 June 10, 2026, 21:19:46 How about that !! - osklister June 11, 2026, 8:53:38 The Sox will end up with a better record than the Cubs. - TarheelIllini June 10, 2026, 9:44:44 I don't think they will. - AintHatin June 10, 2026, 10:54:02 This* - UofIL6 June 10, 2026, 10:57:27 13-6 in one run games. 17th comeback of the year.* - Ari Gold June 10, 2026, 6:12:46 Oh, datz it !! We're goins all da way. START DA PARADE!!! - osklister June 10, 2026, 9:41:32 OMG* - AintHatin June 9, 2026, 21:50:40 just a small town girl…* - Ari Gold June 9, 2026, 21:51:24 Braden Fvcking Montgomery* - UofIL6 June 9, 2026, 21:50:12 just the 5th player in mlb history (2nd in last 50 years) to do that and i can’t imagine - Ari Gold June 10, 2026, 6:09:21 STOP FUCKING BUNTING* - bjl63 June 9, 2026, 20:39:48 trying to impress costas.* - Ari Gold June 9, 2026, 20:40:09 it appears costas isn’t a fan of the chsn production team. lol.* - Ari Gold June 9, 2026, 19:47:13 What was he saying about them?* - timmer June 10, 2026, 6:52:08 For us olds, this is a pretty fun broadcast though* - UofIL6 June 9, 2026, 19:59:44 A 'where's the beef' and 'time to make the donuts' commercial. Committing to the bit* - UofIL6 June 9, 2026, 20:00:43 can we keep him* - apusikam June 9, 2026, 19:53:47 anybody is better than schriffen, but costas talks way too much.* - Ari Gold June 9, 2026, 20:16:30 Rumor of Montgomery being called up* - illini81887 June 9, 2026, 11:07:44 No longer a rumor* - bjl63 June 9, 2026, 13:46:28 Team is getting really interesting. When Teel, Schultz, and Mune get back, they may be - UofIL6 June 9, 2026, 11:14:37 Of course they get interesting right before a lockout * - AintHatin June 9, 2026, 17:58:09 Already outpacing Spring Training predictions AFAIK. - osklister June 9, 2026, 16:45:09 Greetings from Minny! - KingTalkyTiki June 3, 2026, 14:28:47 Sweep! - AintHatin May 31, 2026, 15:38:05 This season reminds me of 1977 - jfinsocal May 30, 2026, 15:41:08 Ye olde "South Side Hitmen". - osklister June 10, 2026, 9:43:36 Another W. Put it on the board* - UofIL6 May 30, 2026, 15:37:14 Murakami will be out 4-6 weeks* - UIHuskie May 30, 2026, 11:41:35 let’s hope that’s true vs. teel.* - Ari Gold May 30, 2026, 13:49:42 terrible * - Poldark May 30, 2026, 11:57:45 Vargas comes through* - illini222 May 29, 2026, 21:14:58 This teams got vibes* - AintHatin May 29, 2026, 22:49:55 just a small town girl…* - Ari Gold May 29, 2026, 21:57:04 Murakami's got a hammy.* - SurfTheBoneyard May 29, 2026, 19:47:07 Remind me not to post any of his stats again. :-( * - osklister May 30, 2026, 9:08:58 Jacob Gonzalez coming up. Mune out a few weeks. - AintHatin May 29, 2026, 22:23:39 Was at the game Wednesday... - SurfTheBoneyard May 29, 2026, 22:28:48 What a fun fun game to attend!* - Taz May 28, 2026, 13:00:49 Great debut for David Sandlin* - UofIL6 May 27, 2026, 20:38:58 #20 for Mune* - AintHatin May 27, 2026, 20:36:17 Some stats last night about how many times someone has had 20 before June 1st.. - osklister May 28, 2026, 13:20:10 nishida!* - Ari Gold May 26, 2026, 21:19:54 Even I would’ve got that runner out* - timmer May 26, 2026, 21:21:09 right.* - Ari Gold May 26, 2026, 21:21:22 Even I could lay down a bunt in play* - timmer May 26, 2026, 21:25:10 right.* - Ari Gold May 26, 2026, 21:29:33 Down third base would be preferred* - timmer May 26, 2026, 21:31:10 mune!* - Ari Gold May 26, 2026, 20:44:46 Mune!* - AintHatin May 26, 2026, 20:44:45 knocks in nishida to boot.* - Ari Gold May 26, 2026, 20:46:20 Luis Robert moved to 60 day IL. Some things never change - bjl63 May 26, 2026, 19:58:39 it’s amazing how bad that entire core ended up being.* - Ari Gold May 26, 2026, 20:34:52 Anyone else going to Illini night on Wednesday?* - Taz May 26, 2026, 2:55:54 I am but I didn’t even know that it was. - bucktownillini May 26, 2026, 20:53:33 Chicago baseball has been fun lately - jfinsocal May 25, 2026, 17:28:49 Ishida gets called up and has a hit and a put out from right - AintHatin May 25, 2026, 17:34:31 Watching tonight’s game. NBA-level calls in the 3rd. These umps are smoking crack* - Desert May 18, 2026, 21:38:33 Watching tonight’s game. NBA-level calls in the 3rd. These umps are smoking crack* - Desert May 18, 2026, 21:38:33 2 in a row that were pure ridiculousness. Total screw job* - UofIL6 May 18, 2026, 21:39:45 This team, man. Fun stuff. - AintHatin May 17, 2026, 16:44:42 GLOATING. BEAT SEATTLE * - Poldark May 17, 2026, 16:35:02 beer!* - Ari Gold May 17, 2026, 18:25:52 I'm trying to enjoy this as much as I can and refusing to let Schriffen bring me down* - OrangeSox May 16, 2026, 20:01:23 He’s such a phony* - bjl63 May 17, 2026, 10:05:05 Benintendi!!!!* - timmer May 16, 2026, 19:57:02 Montgomery!!!* - timmer May 16, 2026, 18:51:04 Murakami!!!! - timmer May 16, 2026, 18:49:28 And again!* - timmer May 16, 2026, 19:36:35 ooo - timmer May 15, 2026, 13:38:16 I don’t mean this as a dig at the White Sox, but man is the AL pure trash. Playoffs could be had - OB25 May 15, 2026, 12:54:58 I do mean this as a dig at the White Sox, or rather their fans... - IlliniSax05 May 15, 2026, 13:08:01 The Knights of the Round Table never did conquer that French-held castle* - timmer May 17, 2026, 10:19:13 Hahahaha* - TarheelIllini May 15, 2026, 22:14:50 I want a return of old hostilities circa 2003 this weekend. Fights in the stands, beanballs, bat - Warrin'_Illini May 15, 2026, 9:59:48 first time since ‘08 both teams are over .500 heading into a series against each other.* - Ari Gold May 15, 2026, 13:24:41 It's always more spicy when both teams are good. Hopefully an eventful weekend.* - Warrin'_Illini May 15, 2026, 14:04:40 When I think of Cubs/Sox, this is still the first image that pops into my head. - OB25 May 15, 2026, 13:04:10 May, 2006. Maybe no fights in the stands, but home plate was a different story. - osklister May 15, 2026, 11:13:03 I chose 03 because it was before either team had their WS and we were the - Warrin'_Illini May 15, 2026, 11:18:16 ah, the days of Maggs, El Caballo, and always losing to the mfing Twins* - Sammich May 15, 2026, 10:30:43 Fucking El Caballo always killed the Cubs.* - Warrin'_Illini May 15, 2026, 10:41:51 he did seem to love hitting at Wrigley* - Sammich May 15, 2026, 10:43:29 Eat shit, dude* - AintHatin May 15, 2026, 10:13:06 Yes!* - Warrin'_Illini May 15, 2026, 10:40:46 Dear Chris Getz - bjl63 May 15, 2026, 9:22:35 Just take Roch. Don't get cute. Have plenty of slot $$ still to allocate* - UofIL6 May 15, 2026, 10:01:20 Yep* - MtHoodIllini May 15, 2026, 18:49:54 Sell the team, Jerry. * - OWWDig May 15, 2026, 9:18:06 He is, slowly......................* - illini222 May 15, 2026, 10:15:45 First time this deep into a season since Sep 2022* - timmer May 14, 2026, 21:35:09 As a skeptic - AintHatin May 14, 2026, 21:26:01 They’re still shitty - bjl63 May 15, 2026, 9:21:10 Likewise, some young guys and retreads still grindin'* - MtHoodIllini May 14, 2026, 21:40:38 One of the hottest teams in the league. 1 game back of 1st - UofIL6 May 14, 2026, 21:24:22 Oh, we're goins all da way my frent. Get ready for da parades-is. - osklister May 15, 2026, 9:16:50 ooo - SurfTheBoneyard May 14, 2026, 21:21:06 View all; Collapse ^ NFL preseason thread - voiceofreason Yesterday, 18:35:56 No responses Post WC silly season thread - ATL July 21, 2026, 13:02:40 View all; 76 responses; ATL Yesterday, 17:19:07 ⇥ I may need to pick up one of these.... - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 12:32:39 Spurs sell Djed Spence for 27MM pounds, Cuti Romero for 34MM pounds. - Carl Spackler August 12, 2026, 17:28:24 European clubs outside England are poor unfortunately - snipes824 Yesterday, 12:39:05 Then sell them to English clubs for better prices. Including Arsenal. - Carl Spackler Yesterday, 16:55:07 I think they’d sell him to any club in England other than the scum - ATL Yesterday, 17:19:07 Spence is an interesting case. I rate him and think he could have been great under Dezerbi - ATL August 12, 2026, 17:33:11 Brazilian player takes celebration too far - PapaDels August 9, 2026, 18:16:02 Saw a game in London today - ISeeDeadHawkeyes August 8, 2026, 11:57:00 Queens Park Raisins - ATL August 8, 2026, 12:15:49 STL City just gave away their best player for peanuts* - CWR10 August 8, 2026, 10:47:26 That number is insane - BradUnderwoodforprez August 8, 2026, 12:13:50 Reports that Infantino is begging Trump to save his job.* - SurfTheBoneyard August 3, 2026, 08:21:09 I have accepted that Trump will likely never get what's coming to him - Sounder August 3, 2026, 11:29:58 But FIFA is denying it so who to believe?!?! - ATL August 3, 2026, 08:37:45 Doesn’t matter anyway. - SurfTheBoneyard August 3, 2026, 10:48:09 He could always guarantee another World Cup in 2038* - Sounder August 3, 2026, 11:31:13 Trump doesn’t care. He won’t be around for it.* - SurfTheBoneyard August 3, 2026, 11:35:55 He doesn't know that, he thinks he is immortal* - Sounder August 3, 2026, 11:44:15 Conditional WC, contingent upon 92-year-old Trump still being Pres* - Sammich August 3, 2026, 11:48:18 I mean, Chuck Grassley is 93* - Sounder August 3, 2026, 11:51:39 Poch is back through 2030 World Cup… - SurfTheBoneyard August 3, 2026, 08:14:46 But can he do it on a rainy night in Port of Spain?* - ATL August 3, 2026, 08:39:46 Wow, definitely thought there was slim chance on him staying. - Carl Spackler August 3, 2026, 08:23:55 Same. Thought there was no chance. Pretty great outcome for us* - snipes824 August 3, 2026, 11:28:17 I think he legitimately likes the opportunity and challenge* - Sounder August 3, 2026, 11:30:47 Think he likes the money.* - Carl Spackler August 3, 2026, 11:33:09 Pays well, less pressure than Europe, can do his own thing pretty much... - uofi1998 August 3, 2026, 11:46:38 There were some definite tactical blunders in that game too - Blazer August 3, 2026, 16:38:12 US’s natural level is very solidly round of 16 - DT August 3, 2026, 17:21:07 Goooooooooooooal - TarheelIllini August 3, 2026, 08:11:03 Nice espn.com piece on why Infantino's plan made no sense - Potomac August 2, 2026, 13:34:58 I think it's pretty clear that Infantino considers people like Trump, Putin, and various Arab Sheiks - ATL August 2, 2026, 16:54:00 The Qatar and Saudi awards must have benefited him personally - Potomac August 2, 2026, 18:09:49 Guardian reporting that Infantino was already in trouble due to the Balugon incident - ATL August 2, 2026, 11:21:33 There was nothing more predictable than the balogun thing being terrible for everyone involved - snipes824 August 2, 2026, 11:45:46 Except Trump. - SurfTheBoneyard August 2, 2026, 12:17:48 Spurs beat Chelsea with only 10 men in a very important match - ATL August 1, 2026, 6:36:32 Infantino proposal dead. His tenure as head of FIFA might be dead next.* - SurfTheBoneyard July 31, 2026, 21:32:08 So was the proposed sale just a pure corruption play? - DT August 1, 2026, 10:41:34 Times reporting he was to get a $30m salary plus bonuses from the venture. - SurfTheBoneyard August 1, 2026, 14:01:30 Overplayed his hand for sure* - CWR10 July 31, 2026, 22:21:48 Cozying up to Trump can't help him now.* - SurfTheBoneyard July 31, 2026, 22:24:45 Everything Trump touches dies* - ATL August 1, 2026, 5:32:58 UEFA calling for ouster. Members will vote no confidence if he doesn’t resign.* - SurfTheBoneyard August 1, 2026, 7:42:12 Can’t wait to see where FIFA pulls their next Bond villain caricature from* - CWR10 August 1, 2026, 11:15:34 Based on recent performance, my guess is Europe* - ATL August 2, 2026, 17:24:46 UEFA votes unanimously to boycott FIFA competitions over Private Equity plan * - ATL July 30, 2026, 10:35:01 CONCACAF also rejects unanimously but stops short of boycott.* - SurfTheBoneyard July 30, 2026, 14:59:25 Add in Asia's (AFC's) rejection on Friday, and that's a majority* - Potomac July 31, 2026, 5:51:10 Articles have been very vague about where future revenue would go - Potomac July 30, 2026, 12:19:47 I think old Gianni may have overstepped on this one. - SurfTheBoneyard July 30, 2026, 10:55:11 *picturing the smug Swiss banker from WOWS* * - uofi1998 July 30, 2026, 12:57:48 Bruno G to Arsenal is basically done * - MC July 30, 2026, 9:14:03 Eddie Howe leaving Newcastle - Jersey July 30, 2026, 7:44:16 Well since they let all his best players go… - SurfTheBoneyard July 30, 2026, 9:29:35 I'm guessing Howe to coach the 3 lions* - VIV July 30, 2026, 8:20:37 Now THAT’S a mess* - Carl Spackler July 30, 2026, 7:49:18 Bringing in a guy from the Saudi league to replace him apparently* - ATL July 30, 2026, 8:17:21 USMNT trying to retain Poch - ATL July 29, 2026, 7:55:27 IFAB: Embolo red card should not have been given (the Athletic) - ATL July 27, 2026, 20:58:48 All it would have done is allowed England to get to the finals - TarheelIllini July 28, 2026, 13:45:32 Why didn’t they clarify this after Miggys red?* - CoronaTheirAss July 28, 2026, 13:24:03 Chicharito to a USL expansion club - ATL July 27, 2026, 15:21:48 Get your bids in for #8 now - OB25 July 25, 2026, 22:00:04 Arsenal are exploring a deal for Vini Jr. OH MY * - MC July 25, 2026, 9:40:14 Only would cost 182 million* - CoronaTheirAss July 26, 2026, 13:37:26 Feels like vini’s camp pushing for a new deal in Madrid.I’ll be shocked if this happens for Arsenal* - VIV July 26, 2026, 12:36:40 Chin up Gunners, help is on the way!* - Sammich July 25, 2026, 22:04:02 He’s tired of scoring goals in open play - DT July 25, 2026, 15:04:57 I'll believe it when I see it. - SurfTheBoneyard July 25, 2026, 14:34:00 Arsenal signed Tzolis. NUFC making moves that signal Bruno G is being sold * - MC July 23, 2026, 11:45:35 I think Newcastle is trying to dominate in the U20 division. Clown shoes* - Desert July 25, 2026, 9:50:09 I think them selling Tonali and Bruno and reinvesting in the team is absolutely the right call. - Carl Spackler July 26, 2026, 7:57:45 MLS. S. Berhalter to Middlesboro. Casemiro to Miami. ATL looking at Darwin Nunez or Embolo * - MC July 23, 2026, 11:44:56 Gladbach making Scally and Reyna for sale - assassin July 21, 2026, 17:14:14 Words cannot describe how much I hate the Rogers deal - londoner July 21, 2026, 16:47:56 View all; Collapse ^ Bears news...Coby Bryant carted off with a knee injury - IlliniSax05 August 3, 2026, 09:30:54 View all; 81 responses; uofi1998 Yesterday, 17:00:56 ⇥ This Jayden Daniels stuff is so weird - illini21 Yesterday, 13:25:45 I do not typically side with Management... but here we are. - tvillini Yesterday, 14:20:10 Oooo - DocWalk20 Yesterday, 13:46:12 fuck him, and fuck Joe Burrow if he's the reason nobody's worn #9 since he left - Sammich Yesterday, 13:33:06 Apparently, his mom is a real PITA and the one behind this.* - Warrin'_Illini Yesterday, 13:32:03 You guys aren't going to believe this, but it's not the first time Jayden Daniels was considered... - uofi1998 Yesterday, 17:00:56 is she hot?* - Poldark Yesterday, 13:57:00 I don't know but I doubt it.* - Warrin'_Illini Yesterday, 14:07:33 that's racist* - VIV Yesterday, 14:17:36 Good, it was 100% intended to be.* - Warrin'_Illini Yesterday, 14:33:58 as he should be. it's beyond stupid - IlliniSax05 Yesterday, 13:29:51 The afternoon ESPN radio crew was hammering him on how stupid it is. * - harb Yesterday, 15:37:39 This Bears stadium nonsense is so ridiculous - CanHartlebHireSnider Yesterday, 12:45:57 but Hammond is the focus! - IlliniSax05 Yesterday, 13:03:00 Hope Illinois and Illinois municipalities give the Bears $0.* - Carl Spackler Yesterday, 16:52:30 Not just the focus, but “the sole focus.” *eyeroll* - DocWalk20 Yesterday, 14:57:59 We really mean it guys! Guys?* - SurfTheBoneyard Yesterday, 13:51:25 The only good thing is that Ben Devine guy finally completely discredited himself - CanHartlebHireSnider Yesterday, 13:22:01 Ben, grandson of Dan Devine; former Dome/Packers coach. - osklister Yesterday, 13:28:13 hey now, he was duped by a fraudulent and/or manipulative source - IlliniSax05 Yesterday, 13:26:53 Ben has been trudging through the toxic waste sites the Bears have been threatening to move to - OrangeSox Yesterday, 15:26:48 I saw a hipster looking dude wearing a "Hammond Bears" hat yesterday. Not sure - Warrin'_Illini Yesterday, 13:09:40 This new Don Henley song sucks.* - SurfTheBoneyard Yesterday, 14:16:09 LOL, it took me a while but now I get it.* - Warrin'_Illini Yesterday, 15:11:03 don't look back - Sammich Yesterday, 14:50:26 Gimme Hammond Bears, hold the mayo* - Sammich Yesterday, 13:22:35 Coby Bryant had surgery and will miss 4-6 months, per Ben. - AintHatin August 11, 2026, 14:46:37 thanks rome!* - Ari Gold August 12, 2026, 06:19:02 Who is next man up?* - illini21 August 11, 2026, 14:53:54 Old man Woods* - AintHatin August 11, 2026, 14:57:57 This defense won't be able to stop a nosebleed. Rookie Dillion Thienemen back - Warrin'_Illini August 11, 2026, 14:52:38 Damn. That’s the season* - CoronaTheirAss August 11, 2026, 14:50:27 lol who’s leaking to Schefter 8-10 weeks like an hour after he goes down* - CanHartlebHireSnider August 11, 2026, 14:50:20 Wonder if that was a leakfinder* - AintHatin August 11, 2026, 14:52:54 Poles said Trapilo could be back before the end of camp* - AintHatin August 11, 2026, 12:29:07 What? How?* - illini21 August 11, 2026, 14:48:59 Who? When? Why? Where? - IlliniSax05 August 11, 2026, 15:50:26 I guess I just didn’t appreciate the number of injuries in the secondary. - opossum jenkins August 9, 2026, 07:47:19 Laremy Tunsil torn tricep. Not sure if Daniels is gonna be alive by the end of his rookie deal* - Carl Spackler August 8, 2026, 20:06:18 Luther Burden landed awkwardly and left practice injured with a trainer* - OB25 August 8, 2026, 15:19:52 Bernstein parroting ops research revealing injuries disproportionately follow around Dennis Allen* - opossum jenkins August 6, 2026, 17:39:52 Or maybe injuries just happen in a violent sport, Dan* - bjl63 August 6, 2026, 18:27:36 Brock Rechsteiner suspended the 1st 6 games of the NFL season - DanSaint August 6, 2026, 17:04:35 The Lions still have Brian Branch and Sam LaPorta extensions to figure out… - OB25 August 6, 2026, 16:36:23 Proud Lions hater here. Their SB window is closed. - MC August 8, 2026, 15:40:56 I’ve pointed this out before, but the Lions have burned so many picks they need for depth. - Carl Spackler August 6, 2026, 16:52:33 But but but... the sign outside the HC's door says "head dude in charge" !!! SO COOL! * - osklister August 6, 2026, 17:44:17 I know it's just third rounders, but the Teslaa trade seemed particularly absurd* - gvibes August 6, 2026, 16:59:36 Sweat and Braxton Jones both left practice with injuries this morning * - AintHatin August 6, 2026, 10:59:42 Falcons Jalon Walker out for the year with a torn ACL. - Carl Spackler August 4, 2026, 21:25:11 Darnell Wright getting paid paid. 4/$116 per Rappaport.* - Warrin'_Illini August 4, 2026, 15:18:48 Highest paid RT in the game? Probably about right* - gvibes August 4, 2026, 17:36:34 That feels like a pretty good number. Kinda wild Carter got $9 AAV more* - Carl Spackler August 4, 2026, 15:58:21 I thought they kind of soured on Carter but I guess not. Love DW, just mauls people.* - Warrin'_Illini August 4, 2026, 16:10:24 Yeah going forward I feel much better about this contract than Carter’s. - Carl Spackler August 4, 2026, 16:13:03 Good* - bjl63 August 4, 2026, 15:42:39 Bijan 3/$75MM, $51MM guaranteed. Interesting term length. - Carl Spackler August 4, 2026, 08:27:58 tying up $25M/yr (or whatever the breakdown is) for a RB with a roster that bad - IlliniSax05 August 4, 2026, 08:52:04 Bryant out 8-10 weeks per Schefter - UIHuskie August 3, 2026, 13:24:10 Overall pretty good news* - illini21 August 3, 2026, 19:19:28 Did he check with Odunze and Loveland before publishing this?* - DocWalk20 August 3, 2026, 14:49:46 no shit. rome drops another one.* - Ari Gold August 3, 2026, 17:46:02 I had this exact injury when I got hit by a car when I was 12. 8-10 weeks is about right.* - Warrin'_Illini August 3, 2026, 13:41:21 Could be much worse* - opossum jenkins August 3, 2026, 13:31:55 8 weeks from now is exactly week 3 MNF vs Philly* - CanHartlebHireSnider August 3, 2026, 13:25:40 That’s not too bad* - Carl Spackler August 3, 2026, 16:33:03 Seems like moderately good news based on how the initial report sounded* - OB25 August 3, 2026, 13:25:30 Hopefully Rome is right… - illini21 August 3, 2026, 11:38:19 that doesn't make me feel much better.* - Ari Gold August 3, 2026, 12:14:22 Loveland said the same thing but yeah i'll believe it when i see it* - illini21 August 3, 2026, 12:25:54 Our defense is going to be fucked again.* - Warrin'_Illini August 3, 2026, 10:28:33 I'm a DA fan, so I was bullish on that group - AintHatin August 3, 2026, 11:49:07 agreed.* - Ari Gold August 3, 2026, 12:13:41 Yeah, not good with Kyler already PUPing out.* - Warrin'_Illini August 3, 2026, 11:51:48 Pet peeve - Mrap24 August 3, 2026, 09:52:03 I do not have a good feeling about this season.* - OB25 August 3, 2026, 09:46:38 Top 5 offense and bottom 5 defense is gonna make for some exciting games, at least* - Carl Spackler August 3, 2026, 09:49:53 Welcome to the Cincinnati Bengals experience.* - voiceofreason August 3, 2026, 17:27:48 This defense is gonna be so fucking bad* - Carl Spackler August 3, 2026, 09:41:53 man, that really blows. I was excited to see him play - illini21 August 3, 2026, 09:39:11 fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck* - VIV August 3, 2026, 09:32:21 View all; Collapse ^ golf post - John Coctostan August 11, 2026, 08:10:19 View all; 18 responses; jdl Yesterday, 15:58:30 ⇥ “What I did is not who I am. It goes against my core values and is not aligned with - bbonb Yesterday, 11:00:09 Guy openly cheated his buddies, got caught; now wants you to respect privacy. Oh. - osklister Yesterday, 13:41:07 he's from illinois* - John Coctostan Yesterday, 14:10:15 WTF man... why would you do that?* - uofi1998 Yesterday, 10:34:41 Max won his opener in match play 6&5 - jdl August 12, 2026, 16:48:32 and beating some ass early this morning* - John Coctostan Yesterday, 08:50:28 7&6! * - jdl Yesterday, 10:15:42 almost Stephen Ames'd him. Good win. that dude is #7 am per datagolf - John Coctostan Yesterday, 10:48:50 Lost 5&4 in the S16 * - jdl Yesterday, 15:58:30 I've never understood this behavior. Whether it be the "club sandbagger", the cheat, or just the guy - Phytynlini August 11, 2026, 12:32:09 JMHO, but the compulsive cheater. Money might as well be meaningless, just wants a "story". - osklister August 11, 2026, 12:52:59 Kinda wonder what that prize was worth. * - osklister August 11, 2026, 12:31:04 buddy that knows said between the calcutta share of his own team plus HIO pot, ~$8K* - John Coctostan August 11, 2026, 14:36:19 Well, that's a nice chunk o' change: but now he's got his name in the newspapers and $0. - osklister August 11, 2026, 18:03:00 Apparently this is the third club he's been kicked out of. So he's just an awful person* - Phytynlini August 12, 2026, 20:10:10 It was crazy planning for it. Diabolical but psychopathic as well. * - harb August 12, 2026, 21:03:30 Guy played at a Baptist college in Mississippi so the story tracks* - ATL August 11, 2026, 12:08:44 Apparently was in the group behind us last week at Sunset Hills. We were playing Winghaven in a dist - Phytynlini August 11, 2026, 11:59:27 View all; Collapse ^ We Didn't Start the Fire recounts the previous 40 years ending in 1989, when the song came out - ATL Yesterday, 14:32:50 View all; 15 responses; ATL Yesterday, 15:28:09 ⇥ the craziest thing about that song is that it's in chronological order* - Sounder Yesterday, 14:37:38 Mostly, but not entirely. * - doubledown Yesterday, 14:54:12 no, the craziest thing about the FOB abomination is that it isn't - Sammich Yesterday, 14:49:29 World Trade, Second Plane - Sounder Yesterday, 14:51:23 I think Fallout Boy already did this.* - Warrin'_Illini Yesterday, 14:33:36 Sorry - ATL Yesterday, 14:36:07 ...because the original is so highly regarded? - IlliniSax05 Yesterday, 14:41:30 ooo - ATL Yesterday, 15:28:09 they did and it sucks* - VIV Yesterday, 14:34:02 That isn't really fair - doubledown Yesterday, 14:35:59 it's perfectly fine, not saying it's high art* - Sounder Yesterday, 14:39:42 It's perfectly fine for Fallout Boy. * - doubledown Yesterday, 14:55:00 Take This to Your Grave was excellent. * - VIV Yesterday, 15:03:54 it's perfectly fine - VIV Yesterday, 14:43:07 It's really just a testament to how good the original is* - Sounder Yesterday, 14:44:51 View all; Collapse ^ This week I’m shedding a son and gaining a “daughter” - ATL August 9, 2026, 18:31:35 View all; 16 responses; Sounder Yesterday, 14:32:45 ⇥ Midlevel2 Taz starts college next Wednesday. And NSL Taz goes on an out of state - Taz August 11, 2026, 18:14:34 I thought this was a trans post* - KCWildcat August 10, 2026, 08:29:36 Trans posting was my favorite 1990’s movie.* - DT August 10, 2026, 08:41:01 My favorite Neil Young album.* - Warrin'_Illini August 10, 2026, 09:39:48 I’m never sure whether I should refer to it as heroine or hero* - Herman Blume August 10, 2026, 09:26:14 Acknowledged * - DT August 10, 2026, 11:06:44 Ghost, Pretty Woman, Hunt for Red October, Home Alone, and Total Recall all came out in - doubledown August 10, 2026, 08:46:34 I remember being glad the 80s were over in 1990 - Sammich August 10, 2026, 09:07:44 It's unbelievable* - ATL Yesterday, 14:30:43 We saw EMF in Seattle last year, it was really fun* - Sounder Yesterday, 14:32:45 I think, like with most things, Nirvana was the break point* - Sounder August 11, 2026, 14:27:36 1989 was a great year to be an American, and arguably the best year to be an American Illini fan. - complainant August 11, 2026, 07:18:05 Two and a half weeks until Sprout’s move in day - DT August 10, 2026, 07:46:46 same for my nephew - IlliniSax05 August 10, 2026, 07:54:25 Congrats to mini. That's a big life change. * - doubledown August 9, 2026, 21:13:56 I recall the first day of college being both liberating and terrifying at the same time - Sounder August 11, 2026, 09:33:27 View all; Collapse ^ So which one of you in Illinois won the Powerball?* - timmer Yesterday, 03:36:28 View all; 6 responses; VIV Yesterday, 12:26:33 ⇥ I don't often buy lottery tickets, but one thing I can guarantee - VIV Yesterday, 12:26:33 Come onnnnnn… Reggiedunlop family!* - Carl Spackler Yesterday, 06:52:28 Seriously* - reggiedunlop Yesterday, 11:23:22 He was asking about high yield savings accounts yesterday. :chinscratchyguy * - ATL Yesterday, 07:41:41 The local news here in Quincy is saying it was sold here at a Hyvee gas station* - illinilosch Yesterday, 06:40:48 It was me - IlliniSax05 Yesterday, 06:38:38 View all; Collapse ^ Cubs - CanHartlebHireSnider March 23, 2026, 15:25:10 View all; 1,037 responses; KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 11:57:53 ⇥ I love this Cubs team, particularly post-trade deadline. The ceiling is the roof.* - Warrin'_Illini Yesterday, 08:37:17 Yeah. Feels like this is the year to go all in* - opossum jenkins Yesterday, 10:50:15 Watching a Mexican close it out in front of "Trump Was Right About Everything"... - KingTalkyTiki August 12, 2026, 20:55:01 To be fair, I don't think he was watching. He was too busy scrolling Truth Social - tvillini Yesterday, 10:30:03 He also tucks his jersey in - IlliniSax05 August 12, 2026, 20:59:34 *Chefs kiss* My buddy and I were debating if the desiccated husk of a person... - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 10:13:58 Turns out it was his brother. Seems they were Nationals "Fans of the Year" before the MAGA brainrot. - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 10:41:33 Who are you guys talking about?* - illini21 Yesterday, 10:29:17 there was a dude sitting in the first row directly behind home plate - IlliniSax05 Yesterday, 11:27:59 Was it these guys? - Tortillini Yesterday, 11:50:26 It is... - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 11:57:53 lol that Bregman is gonna end with like a 4 win season* - CanHartlebHireSnider August 12, 2026, 20:25:39 I used to make fun of Happ’s gold gloves but he’s been earning it for a while now.* - Toonces August 12, 2026, 20:13:28 Something about Assad’s shape looks off* - opossum jenkins August 12, 2026, 20:13:03 He looks like he’s slimmed down a bit.* - Toonces August 12, 2026, 20:14:46 Wakey wakey, eggs and breggy.* - Toonces August 12, 2026, 19:02:00 And again. Liking this 2nd half Bregman* - Carl Spackler August 12, 2026, 19:45:47 And again!* - Carl Spackler August 12, 2026, 20:24:57 HFS! Unbelievable.* - Toonces August 12, 2026, 20:25:42 Your welcome Cubs fans. SWEEP* - LeatherneckIllini August 12, 2026, 19:01:42 you're* - assassin August 12, 2026, 19:03:58 welcome* - LeatherneckIllini August 12, 2026, 20:25:25 I have mixed emotions as I'm a long-time diehard Cub fan and my fiancée is a Brewer fan - ibdoc August 12, 2026, 09:10:52 Padres up 5-0. Heading to the 3rd. Let’s go Pads!* - CanHartlebHireSnider August 11, 2026, 21:18:08 HAPP-DOINK* - memyselfandillini August 11, 2026, 20:30:32 Bomb* - opossum jenkins August 11, 2026, 18:32:03 If the Cubs are going to make a run at the division, this feels like a critical week - OB25 August 10, 2026, 19:44:00 MIL went 6-0 in the regular season last year vs LA….. so yeah - QcIlliniFan August 11, 2026, 08:25:01 Good start. Miller was kind of losing it too* - CanHartlebHireSnider August 10, 2026, 23:04:07 Shelby Miller made a rehab appearance in Iowa. Had no anticipation he’d be even close this year* - CanHartlebHireSnider August 9, 2026, 15:29:56 Cheers to Jed on a great trade deadline. This team can win the World Series.* - Toonces August 9, 2026, 15:04:37 4.5 back. Still 7 left with the Brewers. Get within 3 by labor day* - CanHartlebHireSnider August 7, 2026, 21:50:24 Trent Thornton/Caleb Thielbar coming in to shepherd a lead is my nightmare. These guys suck.* - Carl Spackler August 7, 2026, 21:32:35 Jacob Webb, on the other hand, has become a legit weapon.* - OB25 August 7, 2026, 21:47:04 Relievers are volatile, yards yada, but a cheap $2.5MM club option in 2027 too* - Carl Spackler August 8, 2026, 10:26:52 It’s getting dangerously close to DFA territory with Thielbar. - OB25 August 7, 2026, 21:35:33 Hopefully neither is around in September really - CanHartlebHireSnider August 7, 2026, 21:37:14 What’s the hold up? - opossum jenkins August 8, 2026, 07:35:36 There hasn't really been a timetable on any of them. - CanHartlebHireSnider August 8, 2026, 10:20:49 106 mph line drive off Gausman’s ankle in 1st inning of 1st start. Cool cool cool. - OB25 August 7, 2026, 19:24:46 He has been dominant ever since.* - OB25 August 7, 2026, 20:31:39 Love how fast he works.* - Carl Spackler August 7, 2026, 20:46:14 And gave up HR to next batter after my post. I’ll stop talking now* - OB25 August 7, 2026, 20:33:17 Love a Friday night game. Normally stuck in meetings for 1:20 starts.* - Warrin'_Illini August 7, 2026, 10:16:42 Jeff Passan story on why the Tigers took the Dodgers deal. 0.00000000000000000000% - Carl Spackler August 7, 2026, 09:13:58 Nothing in that story really disputes anything I've said - CanHartlebHireSnider August 7, 2026, 09:56:01 “I was wrong”. It’s OK! We all are sometimes! You can say it!* - Carl Spackler August 7, 2026, 09:58:43 My dude I say I was wrong all the time lol. I said like 5 posts down of mine in this thread - CanHartlebHireSnider August 7, 2026, 10:03:41 This is kind of funny. - CanHartlebHireSnider August 7, 2026, 10:36:17 lulz* - chorizo August 7, 2026, 10:01:15 Fuckin Petey man...* - baconface August 6, 2026, 16:43:50 MVPete - IlliniSax05 August 6, 2026, 16:42:29 nice!* - shua August 6, 2026, 16:41:34 LOL, one of the more interesting walk-offs i've seen* - Gene Parmesan August 6, 2026, 16:42:19 Hmm not sure if I’d even want this to be overturned? Weird challenge* - OB25 August 6, 2026, 16:37:09 WHAT ARE WE DOING. What a bad send* - OB25 August 6, 2026, 16:40:24 Quintin owes PCA a nice steak dinner* - OB25 August 6, 2026, 16:42:31 Fucking awful - IlliniSax05 August 6, 2026, 16:41:30 Yeah that was very bad. Now please get bailed out* - Carl Spackler August 6, 2026, 16:41:24 Please don’t regret not capitalizing in the 10th* - Carl Spackler August 6, 2026, 16:29:31 We are 5+ years into this, and I still HATE the extra inning format* - bjl63 August 6, 2026, 16:35:54 I love it. It's the regular season, let's wrap this up.* - Warrin'_Illini August 6, 2026, 16:46:57 Sweet sassy molassey* - OB25 August 6, 2026, 16:10:13 Man, Dylan Cease. Eloy should have been enough for the greedy Sox.* - Warrin'_Illini August 6, 2026, 15:26:31 He’s had a strange, and honestly much less impressive, career than I thought he has. - OB25 August 6, 2026, 15:50:46 I knew the Cubs defense was awesome but I didn’t know it was THAT awesome. - Carl Spackler August 6, 2026, 14:41:38 It’s why they’re #1 in position player WAR by a good amount - CanHartlebHireSnider August 6, 2026, 15:41:19 Seiya is the weirdest one, out of nowhere went from a bad defender to a very good one.* - OB25 August 6, 2026, 14:46:45 What % would we put on him being resigned in the offseason? - KingTalkyTiki August 6, 2026, 15:04:42 My best guess is it depends on how the end of the season/playoffs go for him. - OB25 August 6, 2026, 15:39:03 It's so fun to watch. Dansby makes SS look like the easiest thing on earth.* - Warrin'_Illini August 6, 2026, 14:46:25 Tough break to have 1 game vs. Toronto and draw a Cease start* - OB25 August 6, 2026, 14:03:32 I guess it's fair, he was supposed to start in the rainout - RVA August 6, 2026, 14:08:20 oOo - KingTalkyTiki August 6, 2026, 13:17:28 Could we please have dominant Skenes tonight? - Illiniphil August 5, 2026, 17:28:05 It’s wild that Skenes has been so bad - CanHartlebHireSnider August 5, 2026, 23:14:03 Narrator...* - Carl Spackler August 5, 2026, 21:20:12 Dodgers 4-8 since July 23rd - KingTalkyTiki August 5, 2026, 16:32:47 Can we get him to go to Milwaukee and Green Bay? - Illiniphil August 5, 2026, 17:25:17 Got close but awesome sweep. What a run the last few weeks have been - CanHartlebHireSnider August 5, 2026, 16:27:37 0-6 stretch for LA is also great because it greatly improves odds of MIL as 1 seed - OB25 August 5, 2026, 17:54:14 F the Dodgers so hard. What a series.* - Warrin'_Illini August 5, 2026, 16:31:34 I heard they ruined baseball* - opossum jenkins August 5, 2026, 17:13:21 Ok hurry up and get through the top of the 5th before the storms hit* - OB25 August 5, 2026, 14:42:39 MV-PCA Part 2 - jeez - have a game young man! * - aimlessillini August 5, 2026, 14:42:02 MVPCA* - Gene Parmesan August 5, 2026, 13:30:11 Say it again!* - Warrin'_Illini August 5, 2026, 14:41:43 2-2, HR and a double* - Gene Parmesan August 5, 2026, 14:02:13 GodDAMN!* - KingTalkyTiki August 5, 2026, 14:43:44 3-3, 2 HRs and a double - IlliniSax05 August 5, 2026, 14:41:56 Brewers beat writer says the Brewers offered Luis Pena plus at least one other top 100 hitter - CanHartlebHireSnider August 5, 2026, 09:21:44 0.0000000000000000000000000%* - Carl Spackler August 5, 2026, 16:41:41 Saw somewhere that the LAD pieces were a better fit for Detroit - RVA August 5, 2026, 11:51:16 Seems like cope - CanHartlebHireSnider August 5, 2026, 12:05:33 If DET intentionally took lesser prospects to make Skubal happy, the FO should be run out of town - John Coctostan August 5, 2026, 13:14:55 Sure, maybe, but why doesn't the Detroit front office get agency? - RVA August 5, 2026, 12:48:16 They do get agency - CanHartlebHireSnider August 5, 2026, 13:08:31 I trust your prospect evaluation so why do we think this is happening? - Warrin'_Illini August 5, 2026, 12:35:08 Well the reporting is that the Tigers simply believed that LA had the most to offer - CanHartlebHireSnider August 5, 2026, 12:59:05 Fair enough. LA's roster is just unbelievable, make this sweep very satisfying.* - Warrin'_Illini August 5, 2026, 16:40:36 16 over. Season high. Beat Skubal. Go for the sweep against the Dodger tomorrow - CanHartlebHireSnider August 4, 2026, 21:39:53 fun game to be at, especially once the loudmouth dodger fans behind us left* - Gene Parmesan August 4, 2026, 23:19:37 Seemed awesome on tv, JD kept noting how much the crowd was buzzing all game.* - Warrin'_Illini August 5, 2026, 08:51:11 More like Terrible Skubal.* - Toonces August 4, 2026, 21:15:12 Tarrible Skrubal.* - Warrin'_Illini August 5, 2026, 08:38:31 It would be amazing if he turned into a tire fire for the rest of the year. - Illiniphil August 5, 2026, 07:22:27 He actually pitched pretty well last night. Unfortunately for him, the Cubs have - Warrin'_Illini August 5, 2026, 08:48:05 Out dueled by Javier Badass-ad, as expected* - Herman Blume August 4, 2026, 22:02:18 Skik Tarubal* - RVA August 4, 2026, 21:19:05 More like Tarik Boo-bal.* - IlliniSax05 August 4, 2026, 21:17:22 WTF was that slide, Seiya? - IlliniSax05 August 4, 2026, 20:40:17 Great day. 5.5 back. Reinforcements coming. Let’s do this* - CanHartlebHireSnider August 3, 2026, 21:50:15 Carson actually challenged the pitch on offense. Cubs are learning* - CanHartlebHireSnider August 3, 2026, 21:06:49 One of the worst at bats I’ve ever seen by bregman* - Mrap24 August 3, 2026, 21:02:17 Autofill? - IlliniSax05 August 3, 2026, 21:17:52 Thankfully some great ABs around him.* - Carl Spackler August 3, 2026, 21:06:30 Yep. Great at bat by Kelly!!* - Mrap24 August 3, 2026, 21:07:11 Holy crap what a bomb by Teoscar. If you told me it went 475 I’d believe you* - OB25 August 3, 2026, 20:43:57 That had to feel awesome for Seiya* - CanHartlebHireSnider August 3, 2026, 20:41:29 Jaguar!* - Toonces August 3, 2026, 19:41:38 Nice to finally see the power flash one time for Alcantara* - OB25 August 3, 2026, 19:41:16 Boyd looking sharp* - opossum jenkins August 3, 2026, 19:08:35 Thank you - I try* - NastyBoyd August 3, 2026, 20:23:59 Dodgers with one more acquisition… - LeatherneckIllini August 3, 2026, 18:52:47 I’d be pretty annoyed if I were a Brewers fan. - OB25 August 3, 2026, 18:11:40 Same. Very underwhelming.* - voiceofreason August 3, 2026, 18:38:33 Yup* - Carl Spackler August 3, 2026, 18:23:18 Everything works for the Brewers but I agree - CanHartlebHireSnider August 3, 2026, 18:14:51 Padres get Casey Mize. Interesting* - UofIL6 August 3, 2026, 17:03:18 Son of HOF'er Johnny Mize. - osklister August 3, 2026, 18:32:55 <Leather> I think you mean future Hall of Famer Casey Mize <Leather>* - GMAW August 3, 2026, 17:06:44 AJ rolling again. Get Pivetta back and maybe Musgrove and in a good place* - LeatherneckIllini August 3, 2026, 17:06:19 In a perfect spot to lose to the Cubs again* - GMAW August 3, 2026, 17:07:21 lol* - GMAW August 3, 2026, 17:07:00 sounds like Nootbaar has been traded* - DanSaint August 3, 2026, 16:44:33 For a Charleston Chew and a 3 Musketeers?* - Illiniphil August 3, 2026, 18:41:46 going to Arizona* - DanSaint August 3, 2026, 16:49:47 So which guys are starters and which are relievers? I’m not familiar with most of these guys* - shua August 3, 2026, 16:26:58 Zeferjahn is a reliever. Clay Holmes was a reliever now a starter, Gausman is a starter - CanHartlebHireSnider August 3, 2026, 16:32:18 Not sure how they’ll handle it but I like that they could have the depth to stack 2 SP’s in October - OB25 August 3, 2026, 16:41:49 If Steele is healthy I assume he’ll be giving short burst outings too* - CanHartlebHireSnider August 3, 2026, 16:58:00 Forgot about Steele. I’ll also say that Peterson vs. Imanaga the next 2 months will be interesting. - OB25 August 3, 2026, 17:09:39 Provided they’re healthy the pitching options are really good mix and matching in the playoffs - CanHartlebHireSnider August 3, 2026, 17:13:05 Maybe Ben Brown too* - CanHartlebHireSnider August 3, 2026, 16:58:09 Giants close to acquiring Marcelo Mayer from Giants for Erik Miller - DanSaint August 3, 2026, 16:23:59 Ok dream Sep 1 Cubs roster - CanHartlebHireSnider August 3, 2026, 16:00:07 Per Heyman: Holmes and Tyrone Taylor to Cubs for Rojas pending physicals - DanSaint August 3, 2026, 15:48:45 Holmes to Cubs * - MC August 3, 2026, 15:48:12 Ok I was wrong. For Rojas and with Tyrone Taylor. Glad to get another starter* - CanHartlebHireSnider August 3, 2026, 15:48:47 Also for personally I might take Rojas over Zyhir Hope - CanHartlebHireSnider August 3, 2026, 15:51:56 Love both of those guys. Holmes is a dog. Taylor is on the mother of all heaters right now. Will be - voiceofreason August 3, 2026, 16:17:48 Guessing Cubs don't do much more - CanHartlebHireSnider August 3, 2026, 15:36:34 Once again, cost controlled starting pitching deemed too expensive* - Carl Spackler August 3, 2026, 15:42:27 The return for Adley Rutschman is (on paper) one of the biggest overpays you’ll ever see. - OB25 August 3, 2026, 15:25:00 Zeferjahn to Cubs. Not sure about Detmers * - MC August 3, 2026, 14:49:51 Ballesteros and Mason McGwire* - UofIL6 August 3, 2026, 15:06:15 Whoa Ballesteros. Man, that star faded fast* - Carl Spackler August 3, 2026, 15:41:01 Yeah sad to see Mo Baller drop this far. McGwire gets to go home* - CanHartlebHireSnider August 3, 2026, 15:07:39 Hopefully Cerami didn't get confused on Angels pitchers but Zeferjahn is a great add* - CanHartlebHireSnider August 3, 2026, 14:56:47 Cards trade Dustin May and JoJo Romero to Brewers. No word on return* - DanSaint August 3, 2026, 14:40:52 Ragsdale and Fries going to St. Louis from Milwaukee. Damn good return - DanSaint August 3, 2026, 14:58:21 You want fries with that?* - SurfTheBoneyard August 3, 2026, 15:25:31 Cubs are acquiring Braxton Garrett* - CanHartlebHireSnider August 3, 2026, 14:14:28 Need to see what’s left after the injuries. I liked him quite a bit in previous seasons * - MC August 3, 2026, 14:26:49 Jonathan Long and Jace Beck. 2 older minor leaguers* - UofIL6 August 3, 2026, 14:18:47 Luke Weaver to Pirates* - OB25 August 3, 2026, 14:09:53 Cerami says Detmers to Cubs. LFG!* - CanHartlebHireSnider August 3, 2026, 13:47:48 Cerami says he's standing by this. Never been wrong before* - CanHartlebHireSnider August 3, 2026, 14:17:41 Guessing it’s similar to Carrabis “breaking” the Rutschman trade… - OB25 August 3, 2026, 14:30:10 Oh no Rogers throwing cold water on this. Never seen Cerami be wrong before* - CanHartlebHireSnider August 3, 2026, 14:02:14 Dammit* - OB25 August 3, 2026, 14:03:03 My hope is that Cerami just jumped the gun? - CanHartlebHireSnider August 3, 2026, 14:11:35 Jesse Rogers says no deal * - MC August 3, 2026, 14:01:23 Now a get a reliever and this a great deadline. Got the two legit starters needed* - CanHartlebHireSnider August 3, 2026, 13:50:32 Per X, Cubs get Detmers - UofIL6 August 3, 2026, 13:47:15 From Chatham, IL. Probably a Cardinals fan. - Warrin'_Illini August 3, 2026, 13:49:26 I'm sure it was talked about here and I didn't see it, but I saw something about how the Dodgers... - tvillini August 3, 2026, 13:34:30 15 years ago when Frank McCourt was using the team as his personal piggybank - CanHartlebHireSnider August 3, 2026, 13:41:34 OK, that's basically what I saw. I guess my issue is, I don't know how you fix it. - tvillini August 3, 2026, 13:54:11 ooo - dk August 3, 2026, 13:40:20 That's what I saw. - tvillini August 3, 2026, 13:52:13 Oh man the Dodgers are getting Bubic. I love Bubic - CanHartlebHireSnider August 3, 2026, 13:21:11 They’re 100% gonna resign him before the CBA expires like Skubal - CanHartlebHireSnider August 3, 2026, 13:22:17 It is really going to suck if there is no baseball next year.* - Warrin'_Illini August 3, 2026, 13:23:55 Oh there’ll be baseball next year - CanHartlebHireSnider August 3, 2026, 13:27:04 I hope youre right.* - Warrin'_Illini August 3, 2026, 13:40:07 Padres are adding (just got Robbie Ray) so I don’t think any real impact relievers are available.* - OB25 August 3, 2026, 13:08:20 Weaver is* - DanSaint August 3, 2026, 13:08:53 He’s had a great 4 months but doesn’t have a track record I would trust. - OB25 August 3, 2026, 13:15:12 Scott?* - opossum jenkins August 3, 2026, 13:10:52 DeGrom invoking his no trade clause. Would have been cool if the Cubs could’ve landed him* - CanHartlebHireSnider August 3, 2026, 12:58:10 *pokes Cubs front office** - ISeeDeadHawkeyes August 3, 2026, 12:32:59 I thought it was Wednesday but today is indeed the day to make it happen.* - Warrin'_Illini August 3, 2026, 12:37:24 Rutschman to Red Sox deal is in the final stages. What a disastrous rebuild by the Orioles* - OB25 August 3, 2026, 11:58:19 white soxesque.* - Ari Gold August 3, 2026, 12:12:22 i wonder if they keep it going and Holliday is moved. Is maybe Gunner moved - DanSaint August 3, 2026, 12:04:56 Luis Arraez to Phillies. Feels like a perfect fit. Gotta think Stott is probably being moved also* - DanSaint August 3, 2026, 08:52:18 Jose Soriano to Blue Jays per Passan* - DanSaint August 3, 2026, 08:37:09 Interesting Blue Jays are buying after selling Gausman - CanHartlebHireSnider August 3, 2026, 08:42:32 Arjun Nimmala part of that deal. Nice piece* - UofIL6 August 3, 2026, 08:39:16 Do we think there will be additional moves? Moar pitching would be nice.* - Warrin'_Illini August 3, 2026, 08:30:11 I would certainly hope so. Gotta try to win now.* - JFG August 3, 2026, 11:00:01 Jim Bowden lulz - OB25 August 2, 2026, 20:26:37 he was distracted counting the money he skimmed off those Dominican players he was GM for Washington - DanSaint August 2, 2026, 20:34:41 per Rosenthal: Cubs acquiring Kevin Gausman - DanSaint August 2, 2026, 20:02:56 Gausman to Cubs* - OB25 August 2, 2026, 20:02:48 Not a lot of fanfare for the Jays return - Carl Spackler August 3, 2026, 07:16:58 So... best case scenario for the Jays is Nick Madrigal and Doug Dascenzo?* - Tortillini August 3, 2026, 08:28:47 I would say so far the rumors of prices being expensive hasn't played out all - CanHartlebHireSnider August 3, 2026, 08:02:15 For Brett Bateman and Ty Southisene - CanHartlebHireSnider August 2, 2026, 20:07:33 I looked up Southisene and thought to myself “Wow you don’t see a 20 Power grade often” - OB25 August 2, 2026, 20:18:54 Bateman went to Minnesota. Kane Kepley is a better version of him - CanHartlebHireSnider August 2, 2026, 20:49:21 Bateman and Southisene per Mitch Bannon - DanSaint August 2, 2026, 20:07:20 Gave up #13 and #21 prospects on MLB.com rankings, so not much of a price as expected. - OB25 August 2, 2026, 20:07:20 Good. Have wanted him for years. Think the Cubs have too - CanHartlebHireSnider August 2, 2026, 20:04:40 talk is that they are going after 3 pitchers this deadline. Gausman slides into Rea's spot - DanSaint August 2, 2026, 20:06:07 Yeah Mooney reported they’re interested in adding 3 pitchers - CanHartlebHireSnider August 2, 2026, 20:10:43 if it were me, Holmes, Detmers or Soriano if you're wanting another starter and Sentzella from Col. - DanSaint August 2, 2026, 20:13:10 Josiah Hartshorn was pulled mid-game today for the South Bend Cubs. - Carl Spackler August 2, 2026, 17:38:12 He wasn’t in the lineup yesterday - CanHartlebHireSnider August 2, 2026, 17:57:56 I think you could do a deal without him. To me, Hartshorn means it's a bigger name* - DanSaint August 2, 2026, 18:06:12 Detmers is probably the most valuable starter on the market and Urena is much more valuable - CanHartlebHireSnider August 2, 2026, 18:48:45 if he's involved...not really a starter out there that goes there. Could it be a Mason Miller move? - DanSaint August 2, 2026, 17:48:10 Oh Nico, that was ball 4. Close enough to challenge in a huge spot* - Mrap24 August 2, 2026, 15:04:48 Nico getting all the blame and much of it deserved, but the ump was ultimately at fault again. - OB25 August 2, 2026, 19:25:38 Yeah I can’t believe he didn’t challenge that* - CanHartlebHireSnider August 2, 2026, 15:05:27 Great AB, Pete.* - Toonces August 2, 2026, 13:32:18 Rays acquire Freddy Peralta - DanSaint August 2, 2026, 12:56:37 Three prospects, none of whom I am familiar with - bjl63 August 2, 2026, 13:25:16 That closes the book on yet another David Stearns trainwreck acquisition. - voiceofreason August 2, 2026, 17:25:04 Oh yeah I forgot the Dodgers are coming to town tomorrow. Skubal starting at Wrigley* - CanHartlebHireSnider August 2, 2026, 11:12:21 Also the fact that the Tigers did this deal 30+ hours out from the deadline - CanHartlebHireSnider August 2, 2026, 11:49:54 Skubal to the Dodgers. Sucks. At least not Brewers I guess. lol that Zyhir Hope is the big piece* - CanHartlebHireSnider August 1, 2026, 22:37:50 Really not fair that the Dodgers system is as loaded as it is. - OB25 August 1, 2026, 22:51:23 Every team could invest in player development. Many opt to be cheap - bjl63 August 1, 2026, 23:13:49 Ehhh that’s making it sound way too easy. Lots of teams are investing in player development. - Carl Spackler August 2, 2026, 06:29:53 I would wager they are investing quite a bit more than most. A sweetheart TV deal and Guggenheim - voiceofreason August 2, 2026, 10:37:52 Hope is interesting, but redundant for LAD. And, Ryan turns 28 in a few weeks - UofIL6 August 1, 2026, 22:56:21 I think pipeline overrates Hope a bit. I don’t think he’s gonna be that great in the field - CanHartlebHireSnider August 1, 2026, 23:03:19 LA has all the depth to make the deal - bjl63 August 1, 2026, 23:15:14 I think they got hamstrung a bit by doing right by Tarik - CanHartlebHireSnider August 1, 2026, 23:18:09 That’s bad business. You can “do right” and still hold out for more - bjl63 August 1, 2026, 23:21:41 Yeah I believe 0% of this had to do with “doing right by Tarik” - Carl Spackler August 2, 2026, 06:32:02 I think 0% is way too low a number - CanHartlebHireSnider August 2, 2026, 09:17:19 0%. Should he “do right by the Tigers” and just sign a cheap extension then? - Carl Spackler August 2, 2026, 09:53:37 same boat. "rentals" don't have the same value as they once did - DanSaint August 2, 2026, 07:44:03 Like two days ago you had the Cubs giving up Matt Shaw and a top 100 prospect - CanHartlebHireSnider August 2, 2026, 08:56:56 I really don’t get the “oh my god baseball is officially dead” stuff on Twitter. - OB25 August 1, 2026, 23:00:05 I think Tarik probably wanted LA too - CanHartlebHireSnider August 1, 2026, 22:52:57 Further proof expiring deals don’t have that much value* - bjl63 August 1, 2026, 22:49:15 Man, LAD just grabs everyone* - UofIL6 August 1, 2026, 22:48:38 Further proof it’s a good idea to invest in player development* - bjl63 August 1, 2026, 22:49:52 Also I’m curious if Hartshorn was held out for any actual reason* - CanHartlebHireSnider August 1, 2026, 22:40:50 Such a huge win. Needed it. Steal one tomorrow* - CanHartlebHireSnider August 1, 2026, 21:04:05 Went down 2-1 and thought it was over. Nice win.* - Toonces August 1, 2026, 21:21:25 Pedro Ramirez starts the rally. I’m buying all the stock in him, makes Shaw more expendable.* - OB25 August 1, 2026, 21:20:48 Yeah I’d be willing to part with either if a trade needs to get done - CanHartlebHireSnider August 1, 2026, 21:26:09 Definitely more upside with Shaw but that also means he’d bring back a better return. - OB25 August 1, 2026, 21:31:26 Yankees ran out of challenges and this ump has been unleashing bad calls on them since.* - Carl Spackler August 1, 2026, 21:00:39 Two god awful challenges too* - CanHartlebHireSnider August 1, 2026, 21:04:32 Craig is great at leaving pitchers in too long - IlliniSax05 August 1, 2026, 20:08:48 Peterson continues to impress. Need to get Fried out of the game ASAP though, he’s locked in* - OB25 August 1, 2026, 19:01:01 Well in the long history of Cubs games, that was one of them. What a snoozer.* - OB25 July 31, 2026, 15:59:30 Really sucks to not get that one with Cole and Fried on the bump this weekend - CanHartlebHireSnider July 31, 2026, 16:31:22 465' to center? That's Sammy territory.* - Warrin'_Illini July 31, 2026, 14:11:53 This dude is dealing* - opossum jenkins July 31, 2026, 14:02:22 Casey Mize scratched from his start today. - CanHartlebHireSnider July 31, 2026, 9:27:40 Peralta also scratched after reporting earlier was he’d start* - CanHartlebHireSnider July 31, 2026, 13:30:46 I need 2nd half Bregman to be real* - CanHartlebHireSnider July 30, 2026, 16:21:41 Nico seems like he's getting it together too.* - Warrin'_Illini July 30, 2026, 16:38:14 Good win, a split would have felt gross* - OB25 July 30, 2026, 16:20:10 If George Oferman is ro believed: - DanSaint July 30, 2026, 11:22:38 Late night Patrick Mooney article on Athletic reporting that Cubs are in the Skubal market - OB25 July 29, 2026, 22:29:29 If they could get two really good relievers I could be convinced to prefer that over a SP - OB25 July 30, 2026, 11:14:16 I want Morejon but I’m not sure the Padres will sell - CanHartlebHireSnider July 30, 2026, 11:27:04 My current prediction is Holmes and Weaver in a package deal - DanSaint July 30, 2026, 10:25:15 They are not trading all that for Clay Holmes and Luke Weaver* - CanHartlebHireSnider July 30, 2026, 10:29:24 Pitching is very expensive. Gonna cost more than you think * - DanSaint July 30, 2026, 10:46:20 Pitching is very expensive. Gonna cost more than you think * - DanSaint July 30, 2026, 10:46:14 Ok I reserve the right to be surprised - CanHartlebHireSnider July 30, 2026, 10:53:13 Duplicate* - DanSaint July 30, 2026, 10:46:57 I mean they absolutely should be. If they get elite pitching this roster is good enough - CanHartlebHireSnider July 29, 2026, 22:30:48 What does the inside of your post mean?* - Warrin'_Illini July 30, 2026, 9:14:11 Their POBO Scott Harris worked for the Cubs from 2012-2018 - CanHartlebHireSnider July 30, 2026, 9:21:19 And Skubal and Matthew Boyd are pretty close* - IlliniOllie July 31, 2026, 10:23:24 Nice, let's get it done!* - Warrin'_Illini July 30, 2026, 9:36:17 Should add their GM Jeff Greenberg also worked for the Cubs and Blackhawks* - CanHartlebHireSnider July 30, 2026, 9:23:49 the Tigers President (Harris) was assistant GM for the 2016 cubs. - Gene Parmesan July 30, 2026, 9:17:57 OIC. Did not know Hendo was working in the league, that's a nice in.* - Warrin'_Illini July 30, 2026, 9:35:30 Thornton. Get it together.* - Carl Spackler July 29, 2026, 21:34:05 I got to watch that in person. * - VIV July 29, 2026, 22:09:23 Did you go tarps off for PCA?* - Warrin'_Illini July 30, 2026, 10:51:28 That’s a way to waste an awesome moment.* - OB25 July 29, 2026, 21:37:24 That effing sucked. - tvillini July 29, 2026, 21:36:52 Or not* - Carl Spackler July 29, 2026, 21:36:20 The 2 huge stat stuffing games in PIT aside, PCA has reverted to some bad habits post-ASB - OB25 July 29, 2026, 19:23:11 LOL* - OB25 July 29, 2026, 21:21:37 Amazing bat flip/pose too.* - OB25 July 29, 2026, 21:22:19 You hurt his feelings* - Carl Spackler July 29, 2026, 21:21:32 Still taking a ton of walks though. So not quite like the past* - CanHartlebHireSnider July 29, 2026, 20:02:41 By fWAR Cubs position players #1 in MLB Cubs pitching staff #26 - CanHartlebHireSnider July 28, 2026, 10:48:39 Nico’s back* - OB25 July 27, 2026, 23:04:36 That’s now 4 really solid outings in 5 starts as a Cub for Peterson. - OB25 July 27, 2026, 22:20:59 I legit don’t think I’ve ever seen that before* - CanHartlebHireSnider July 27, 2026, 22:16:51 Surprised it doesn't happen more.* - Carl Spackler July 27, 2026, 22:17:23 Taillon DFA. Had to happen* - CanHartlebHireSnider July 27, 2026, 15:33:39 If he hurries, the Savannah Bananas bus is probably still around.* - KingTalkyTiki July 27, 2026, 16:14:12 Couldn't even perform to "inning eater" status in his contract year. - Warrin'_Illini July 27, 2026, 15:47:43 Jameson Taillon get ready to speak Mexican League buddy.* - Toonces July 26, 2026, 15:07:24 Misiorowski perfect through 4 IP with 11 strikeouts on 12 batters* - OB25 July 26, 2026, 14:08:52 Not sure what his role/upside is, but I really like Pedro Ramirez.* - OB25 July 26, 2026, 13:38:14 Yeah thanks for playoff and down the stretch performance last year Jamo but this gotta be done - CanHartlebHireSnider July 26, 2026, 13:32:29 Yeah, he’s done but they just don’t have a choice at this point (until they make a trade)* - Mrap24 July 26, 2026, 13:45:54 Just saw how bad Kyle Tucker has been, after being terrible for the second half of last season. - OB25 July 25, 2026, 22:53:51 Who knows how much this is Crawford Boxes, but Paredes still good. - Carl Spackler July 26, 2026, 7:30:40 Per statcast expected HR by park: Daikin 20, Wrigley 12 - CanHartlebHireSnider July 26, 2026, 7:42:18 What do Bellinger’s look like with the same method?* - Carl Spackler July 26, 2026, 7:52:06 Yankee 15, Wrigley 8* - CanHartlebHireSnider July 26, 2026, 8:04:12 For context as a lefty PCA would be Yankee 24, Wrigley 20 - CanHartlebHireSnider July 26, 2026, 8:06:42 He’s been equal to Bregman at plate except as a bad fielding RF instead of very good fielding 3B* - CanHartlebHireSnider July 25, 2026, 23:00:57 Amaya’s slow ass costing Pete a triple maybe more* - CanHartlebHireSnider July 25, 2026, 19:29:26 Just cost him the cycle, ha* - OB25 July 25, 2026, 19:52:27 Yep was just about to post that lol.* - CanHartlebHireSnider July 25, 2026, 19:53:11 Pete now at 7.0 fWAR. Next highest position player 5.1* - OB25 July 25, 2026, 20:14:30 I know Ohtani is a unicorn and I’m biased but I legit think he’s the MVP right now* - CanHartlebHireSnider July 25, 2026, 20:19:29 I get it's HOF weekend, but why not go with a throwback hat that actually matched the unis? - KingTalkyTiki July 24, 2026, 22:12:00 [W] * - aimlessillini July 24, 2026, 20:26:08 Didn't catch it live so was the Pirates 10th inning strategy as dumb as it looks on gametracker? - RVA July 24, 2026, 20:38:22 Even weirder play by the Pirates…. - OB25 July 24, 2026, 21:43:34 I missed the 1st out too. Assume he either forgot the Cubs scored 2 runs or… - OB25 July 24, 2026, 20:51:37 Was def bunting for a hit* - UofIL6 July 24, 2026, 21:12:46 I think the latter * - aimlessillini July 24, 2026, 21:05:24 Dear Marquee Network...stop airing this stupid fucking Circa Sports ad 60 times every game - IlliniSax05 July 24, 2026, 18:42:38 Nothing about that Circa guy makes me want to gamble with him. - KingTalkyTiki July 24, 2026, 22:07:32 I really hate the prevalence of position players pitching in the modern game - CanHartlebHireSnider July 21, 2026, 21:18:34 Is there an article explaining why it's more common?* - gvibes July 21, 2026, 23:10:30 It’s mostly to save arms in games that are out of hand - CanHartlebHireSnider July 21, 2026, 23:43:58 Especially this early in the game - IlliniSax05 July 21, 2026, 21:21:07 And this dude can obviously do better than these stupid slow pitch lobs - IlliniSax05 July 21, 2026, 21:21:47 he went from 33 to 81 on back-to-back pitches - Gene Parmesan July 21, 2026, 22:57:23 Former Cub great Zach McKinstry* - CanHartlebHireSnider July 21, 2026, 21:24:07 Well this was a shitty one. Needed better from Seiya in the 9th* - OB25 July 20, 2026, 22:52:40 Absolutely hate him taking that 1st pitch - CanHartlebHireSnider July 20, 2026, 22:55:08 The Cubs have a Mizzou night? I mean sure they have to share it with Iowa... - KingTalkyTiki July 20, 2026, 21:48:52 Rick Sutcliffe announcing Cubs game is hilarious. - OB25 July 20, 2026, 21:20:28 The Cubs are 22-9 since June 10. 2nd best record in MLB and they've gained 2 games on Milwaukee - CanHartlebHireSnider July 19, 2026, 16:13:28 2nd half good Nico could save lives* - CanHartlebHireSnider July 19, 2026, 15:30:44 Shota too. Seems like he’s been pretty good for the last month or so* - Herman Blume July 19, 2026, 17:36:20 Brewers trading for Lance McCullers - CanHartlebHireSnider July 15, 2026, 10:23:54 Bruce Levine probably meant this to be a DM - RVA July 13, 2026, 20:01:48 Bruce apologized. Team says they’re moving on - CanHartlebHireSnider July 14, 2026, 21:43:40 LOL, that’s going to be bad for him. No idea what from 2025 he’d be referring to though.* - OB25 July 13, 2026, 20:36:29 Not making bigger moves at the trade deadline is how I read it* - CanHartlebHireSnider July 13, 2026, 20:42:24 The only Illini taken was Zach Bates in the last round by the Dodgers - CanHartlebHireSnider July 12, 2026, 19:00:40 54-42 at the break. WC1 5 back of the Brewers - CanHartlebHireSnider July 12, 2026, 15:41:59 Miracle they’re 12 over with the pitching injuries* - Carl Spackler July 12, 2026, 15:54:27 That Bregman HR feels like a prime example of why Wrigley is a bad home park for him. - OB25 July 11, 2026, 20:16:05 lol the Brewers are signing Bryse Wilson. Gonna be fun when he immediately adds 3 mph - CanHartlebHireSnider July 10, 2026, 9:56:57 Hey Cubs pitchers...stop giving up HRs - IlliniSax05 July 8, 2026, 20:14:12 The Theilbar random great year was fun last season, but he looks pretty cooked now* - OB25 July 8, 2026, 20:21:36 This PCA guy is pretty good.* - Toonces July 8, 2026, 18:59:29 Every time I think he's going to cool off, he goes crazy again.* - Warrin'_Illini July 9, 2026, 8:44:10 I’m beating a dead horse but the at-bats he’s having are just so hard to believe. - OB25 July 8, 2026, 19:37:36 The growth vs lefties is wild. He’s been hitting better vs lefties - CanHartlebHireSnider July 8, 2026, 20:40:11 That was crazy, no panic. Just works every single AB.* - Toonces July 8, 2026, 20:01:52 The collective “we” need to do something about the Brewers. They can’t keep getting away with this* - OB25 July 7, 2026, 21:26:27 I can't hate the fact that they are competently run* - KingTalkyTiki July 8, 2026, 14:00:47 I have gotten pretty comfortable with hating it* - OB25 July 8, 2026, 20:22:04 Fucking annoyed by it? Sure. - KingTalkyTiki July 9, 2026, 10:52:42 They are an extremely well run organization. Good for them.* - voiceofreason July 7, 2026, 22:30:56 42-19 since May 1* - Mrap24 July 7, 2026, 22:28:41 Baseball America just had the Brewers with the best farm system in baseball. 9 top 100 guys.* - Carl Spackler July 7, 2026, 21:42:18 That’s not what I had in mind* - OB25 July 7, 2026, 21:51:25 Yeah something more like a Gilooly-ing.* - Tortillini July 8, 2026, 6:34:25 CB Bucknor, Laz Diaz and 5 other umpires retiring at the end of the season - DanSaint July 5, 2026, 9:51:02 Most of them tired of getting their asses kicked by ABS. - SurfTheBoneyard July 5, 2026, 10:20:38 The fact that Jen Pawol is being mentioned as a replacement isn't exactly an improvement* - illini222 July 5, 2026, 10:03:26 Yep yep. OTOH... who isn't an improvement? - osklister July 5, 2026, 10:16:02 This team stinks* - Herman Blume July 4, 2026, 23:02:00 Serious question why do you watch? - CanHartlebHireSnider July 5, 2026, 10:27:46 I rarely watch but I sort of got stuck with no options last night at a holiday function. - Herman Blume July 5, 2026, 16:11:40 In fairness, he never claimed it wasn't a judgment.* - complainant July 7, 2026, 23:08:05 Not a great reader, huh?* - Herman Blume July 8, 2026, 22:56:47 Here, try it yourself. - complainant July 8, 2026, 23:40:29 Preach Brother, preach.* - KingTalkyTiki July 4, 2026, 23:06:41 Terrible 2 days but feels harsh when they were 15-5 in their last 20 before tonight - OB25 July 4, 2026, 23:04:28 It's better now. Why TF do they need to wait until 10:30? - IlliniSax05 July 4, 2026, 22:13:51 Sure doesn’t look better.* - Carl Spackler July 4, 2026, 22:40:33 They might have to call this. No one can see. * - illini July 4, 2026, 22:04:13 Pretty sure they’re gonna have to delay this game because of the fog* - OB25 July 4, 2026, 22:03:55 It’s firework smoke and I’d guess it’s not going to stop for a few hours. * - illini July 4, 2026, 22:07:13 Watching Alex Bregman gives me a sad. - OB25 July 4, 2026, 21:11:45 And again... - IlliniSax05 July 4, 2026, 21:43:53 And again. Sigh.* - OB25 July 4, 2026, 21:43:39 I don't care if they don't have any better obvious answers, ne needs to be moved down - IlliniSax05 July 4, 2026, 21:16:29 It should be Hoerner but he’s every bit as bad* - OB25 July 4, 2026, 21:19:44 Hoerner has been significantly worse than Bregman. The problem is there are no there options - CanHartlebHireSnider July 5, 2026, 10:28:24 Happ or Suzuki should be taking his spot* - CanHartlebHireSnider July 5, 2026, 10:29:51 And yet Craig has no issue moving him down in the lineup - IlliniSax05 July 4, 2026, 21:21:16 So Dansby was not only best value but best player of the big 4 SS of 2022-23 FA - CanHartlebHireSnider July 1, 2026, 16:05:31 I was just hoping he'd get to his customary 20-24 home runs this year. Might get there by the ASG.* - Warrin'_Illini July 1, 2026, 16:18:00 My alert just told me 23-3 Cubs. Congrats. We deserve to suck. - LeatherneckIllini July 1, 2026, 16:02:45 Until you fire Preller you won’t be a serious organization imo* - CanHartlebHireSnider July 1, 2026, 16:37:21 In a perfect world he only handles drafts and scouting. He’s amazing at that.-* - LeatherneckIllini July 1, 2026, 18:08:32 Incredible run by Swanson. Wowzers. * - illini July 1, 2026, 15:48:45 Just missed hitting 4 today. - KingTalkyTiki July 1, 2026, 17:07:14 Goddamn Dansby.* - KingTalkyTiki July 1, 2026, 14:22:01 3!* - Herman Blume July 1, 2026, 15:48:06 453 feet. Glenallen Swanson as I've always called him.* - Warrin'_Illini July 1, 2026, 14:23:16 Missed #3 by inches.* - KingTalkyTiki July 1, 2026, 15:30:58 Leatherneck your Padres are stinky like poo poo.* - Warrin'_Illini July 1, 2026, 14:03:59 Dansby off Buehler haha. Dansby been hitting like he’s playing in Champaign lately* - CanHartlebHireSnider July 1, 2026, 13:52:38 Streaky - Tortillini July 1, 2026, 11:08:08 Baseball America vaults Josiah Hartshorn all the way up to #29 in their new rankings. - OB25 July 1, 2026, 10:50:38 Sharthorn* - Herman Blume July 1, 2026, 15:36:47 the least popular instrument in any orchestra* - Sammich July 1, 2026, 16:05:18 I play it every Monday morning after a rough weekend.* - Warrin'_Illini July 1, 2026, 16:18:53 That's pretty great. Wonder what they'll do with him. Have to get him to AA by EOY, right? - Carl Spackler July 1, 2026, 15:34:52 Glad to see. Was pretty much evident a week into the season - CanHartlebHireSnider July 1, 2026, 11:17:13 Piss test for Dansby Swanson incoming.* - Toonces June 30, 2026, 20:46:43 On track for a 4 WARish season. Heck of a turnaround* - Carl Spackler June 30, 2026, 20:47:11 The guy that needs to get his shit together is Nico - CanHartlebHireSnider July 1, 2026, 11:16:23 I have an irrational dislike of Nico, so not getting a pass with me* - Carl Spackler July 1, 2026, 14:14:49 Since April 23rd wRC+ Bregman 96, Dansby 87, Nico 60!!! - CanHartlebHireSnider July 1, 2026, 11:22:36 Love the wind blowing out tonight.* - Toonces June 30, 2026, 19:47:31 The Brewers and Padres catchers have had some atrocious challenges these last few days* - OB25 June 30, 2026, 19:40:57 Good vs. bad stretches for the Cubs offense often just come down to Suzuki. - OB25 June 29, 2026, 22:28:33 Oh wow* - Mrap24 June 29, 2026, 22:17:10 Why TF are you tagging up on that play, Dansby? - IlliniSax05 June 29, 2026, 22:16:48 Terrible send* - Mrap24 June 29, 2026, 22:16:41 Against Miller I’m ok with it. That was a rocket of a throw* - OB25 June 29, 2026, 22:21:01 Agreed. Miller has a 50% K rate. That might’ve been the best chance to score - CanHartlebHireSnider June 29, 2026, 22:27:00 PCA’s evolution at the plate is remarkable - OB25 June 29, 2026, 21:16:11 It's crazy, even when he started slow you could tell he was much more in control at the plate. - Warrin'_Illini June 30, 2026, 8:19:51 Agreed. After his last 1/2 or so of last season plus the start this year I was worried - IlliniSax05 June 29, 2026, 21:30:02 Dammit Happ. You should have challenged 2 pitches earlier - IlliniSax05 June 29, 2026, 20:45:16 It's absolutely so Deuce that we find a way to bitch about taking 2 of 3 from the Brewers. - Illiniphil June 28, 2026, 17:12:35 I'm not sure what pitchers you think are gonna get healthy by the end of the year to be dangerous - IlliniSax05 June 28, 2026, 17:33:32 Sounds like there’s a decent chance we won’t see Brown again this year* - Herman Blume June 28, 2026, 18:00:10 You can see the meltdown written all over this Brewers’ pitcher’s face. He was shook* - OB25 June 28, 2026, 16:05:12 JFC we’re still going to find a way to lose* - OB25 June 28, 2026, 16:14:06 I’ve never seen Counsell that frustrated* - opossum jenkins June 29, 2026, 4:26:59 JORDAN WICKS!* - OB25 June 28, 2026, 16:21:33 This fucking bullpen.* - KingTalkyTiki June 28, 2026, 16:19:06 Speaking of meltdown* - Herman Blume June 28, 2026, 16:13:50 Alex Bregman sucks.* - Toonces June 28, 2026, 13:51:50 And now didn’t run out a grounder that he could have reached on.* - OB25 June 28, 2026, 14:34:51 I think he ran, but is just slow. Brutal.* - Toonces June 28, 2026, 14:36:21 He definitely didn't run 100% out of the box. He turned it on when the SS bobbled the ball - IlliniSax05 June 28, 2026, 14:44:14 This fuckin bullpen... - IlliniSax05 June 26, 2026, 20:44:27 Ooo - KingTalkyTiki June 26, 2026, 20:45:50 I hate the Brewers so damn much. Every god damn time against this team* - OB25 June 26, 2026, 20:39:39 105.5. My goodness… - LeatherneckIllini June 26, 2026, 19:51:13 Approaching Steve Dalkowski. * - illini June 26, 2026, 20:10:49 BREAKING: Mets can Mendoza* - bjl63 June 26, 2026, 8:45:10 They should fire whoever signed off on the PCA trade.* - Warrin'_Illini June 26, 2026, 12:02:08 They already did.* - voiceofreason June 26, 2026, 12:35:02 Splendid. Success should just be right around the corner.* - Warrin'_Illini June 26, 2026, 12:40:34 That was 3 GMs ago….* - voiceofreason June 26, 2026, 16:32:09 You deserve pain, shame, and blame for voluntarily moving on from Javy Baez.* - Warrin'_Illini June 26, 2026, 16:48:30 CanMendozaHireGreen* - Herman Blume June 26, 2026, 11:52:52 About damn time. One more to go.* - voiceofreason June 26, 2026, 9:08:29 Yikes, Mets, 3 more unearned runs given up* - UofIL6 June 25, 2026, 19:50:26 In a 2 day span, Swanson became nearly a league average hitter for the season (96 OPS+)… - OB25 June 25, 2026, 16:21:19 Pomeranz back with Cubs. Signed off waivers from Angels.* - DanSaint June 25, 2026, 12:06:41 Right when the vibes are back up, we head into this series with our Milwaukee daddies tomorrow - OB25 June 25, 2026, 11:07:09 Cubs won the season series last year 7-6 (9-9 including playoffs). - Herman Blume June 25, 2026, 11:18:57 They’ve won 9 of 12 so a good chunk of this month has been pretty good. - OB25 June 25, 2026, 11:32:41 Congrats, Cubs fans! You are now the proud owners of a frustrating lefty with no mental fortitude - voiceofreason June 24, 2026, 23:12:13 He can't be worse than the crap we would otherwise throw out there - GMAW June 25, 2026, 8:43:16 Also Cole Mathis never plays. Cubs literally just need bodies (I do like Mathis though)* - CanHartlebHireSnider June 25, 2026, 11:09:54 If his arm is still attached, we’ll take him* - OB25 June 24, 2026, 23:45:17 This is as bad of an individual defensive game as I’ve ever seen (by the Mets) - OB25 June 24, 2026, 20:57:11 You say impossible, I give you David Stearns. Everyone should be fired before they get back - voiceofreason June 24, 2026, 22:13:54 run prevention!* - Ari Gold June 24, 2026, 23:14:32 Lol, indeed.* - voiceofreason June 24, 2026, 23:26:01 I was so pumped when the Mets hired Stearns. What an unmitigated disaster of a fraud this guy - voiceofreason June 24, 2026, 15:56:43 I know they're dealing with some injuries, but wow, that was a miserable lineup out there today* - UofIL6 June 24, 2026, 15:57:41 Yep. Dealing with injuries doesn’t really fly when you sign injury prone players.* - voiceofreason June 24, 2026, 16:38:17 I for one never gave up on Dansby Swanson - OB25 June 24, 2026, 14:30:41 Dansby on a bit of a heater lately. Finally.* - Herman Blume June 24, 2026, 14:01:09 Ben Brown to the IL now too, who's even left?* - RVA June 24, 2026, 12:01:18 OOO - KingTalkyTiki June 24, 2026, 12:48:51 When the season started I thought, "well, at least we have good starting pitching depth."* - Warrin'_Illini June 24, 2026, 12:51:21 From my buddy in Des Moines that regularly goes to I-Cubs games: - KingTalkyTiki June 24, 2026, 13:24:08 Gotta be confident about today’s game though with current ace of the staff Javier Assad on the bump* - Herman Blume June 24, 2026, 13:31:31 Who else do we have? Shota and Rea are healthy I think. Hopefully Boyd comes back soon.* - Warrin'_Illini June 24, 2026, 13:39:32 petsheadsfallingoff.gif - IlliniSax05 June 24, 2026, 12:31:48 At least we have a quality bullpen... - KingTalkyTiki June 24, 2026, 12:49:37 My guy, FFS!* - Warrin'_Illini June 24, 2026, 12:03:55 Edward Cabrera carted off the field after play at first base. Unbelievable* - Carl Spackler June 23, 2026, 20:26:11 Oof, Hoyer says Justin Steele unlikely to start games this season. Could be used out of pen. - Carl Spackler June 23, 2026, 10:50:58 Makes sense - why risk his arm in a lost season?* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes June 23, 2026, 11:22:32 Cubs are currently in a playoff spot.* - OB25 June 23, 2026, 11:29:15 Half game up for third wildcard. Ill schedule the parade* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes June 23, 2026, 22:08:53 I don’t think they’re winning anything, just disputing that it’s certainly not a lost season* - OB25 June 24, 2026, 12:31:41 I think we can agree to disagree here - ISeeDeadHawkeyes June 24, 2026, 12:39:10 ...and only by benefit of a Cubs team that couldn't lose in late April-early May. - KingTalkyTiki June 24, 2026, 12:52:24 I’ll drop it after this since I don’t enjoy this team enough to defend them that vigorously… - OB25 June 24, 2026, 13:11:12 Baseball contention is fundamentally different now - RVA June 24, 2026, 14:17:53 I really wanted you to win me over to your side! - KingTalkyTiki June 24, 2026, 13:22:58 Adding "Champions Gate" to Gallagher Way - KingTalkyTiki June 22, 2026, 12:29:09 They need to build a statue of the dogpile after the last out in 2016.* - Warrin'_Illini June 22, 2026, 13:03:19 Two way over saturated things of American sports - bjl63 June 24, 2026, 13:14:02 Are more numbers being retired.... - KingTalkyTiki June 24, 2026, 14:05:44 pretty sure they already announced they were doing so - IlliniSax05 June 22, 2026, 13:10:20 Wondering if the current Addison Russell PR rehab campaign is related to that. - OB25 June 22, 2026, 13:12:12 or maybe this is what they're doing instead. if so...that's dumb - IlliniSax05 June 22, 2026, 13:11:33 Solid effort, bullpen - IlliniSax05 June 20, 2026, 15:53:55 Ooo - KingTalkyTiki June 22, 2026, 12:30:31 Barftastic* - KingTalkyTiki June 20, 2026, 16:18:58 The Cubs might have finally hit a late round home run on a draft pick. - OB25 June 18, 2026, 23:21:52 I noted him on the board back in April. Dude had the look of a stud. Also #firejed* - CanHartlebHireSnider June 22, 2026, 13:07:56 Just awful at bats by PCA and bregman* - Mrap24 June 16, 2026, 20:19:04 Bullshit. Dude reached into the ivy. Should have gotten at least a run - IlliniSax05 June 16, 2026, 19:32:52 Pete Crow.* - Toonces June 16, 2026, 19:19:16 The good and bad - OB25 June 16, 2026, 11:01:38 How did Dansby's offense get so bad. It seems 4-5 years ago, he was fairly decent - UofIL6 June 16, 2026, 12:25:18 He’s never been more than a slightly above league average hitter but had some HR pop + great defense - OB25 June 16, 2026, 12:31:29 The Nico thing is bizarre. Looked like a HoF'er the first 2 weeks and now Chase Meidroth - UofIL6 June 16, 2026, 12:41:14 Matt Shaw with the walk off walk on Pride Night.... - KingTalkyTiki June 16, 2026, 10:03:47 I had to explain to Eggplant why people were booing him. - Gene Parmesan June 16, 2026, 10:54:16 I'm so proud of you, Pops. - KingTalkyTiki June 16, 2026, 10:56:36 Thanks. this was 100% his choice. Principal called to make sure we knew about it. LOL - Gene Parmesan June 16, 2026, 11:11:41 PCA cycle then gets picked off lol.* - Toonces June 15, 2026, 21:10:20 After the game when asked about the cycle... - KingTalkyTiki June 16, 2026, 9:40:27 the crowd hadn't even settled down from the finishing the cycle before he got picked off* - Gene Parmesan June 16, 2026, 10:51:51 Yeah that was funny - he was not happy* - Herman Blume June 16, 2026, 10:00:15 Dude is a competitor.* - KingTalkyTiki June 16, 2026, 10:05:05 fun game to be at. Veal Parm said it was the best Cubs game he's been to - Gene Parmesan June 16, 2026, 8:52:20 PCA is awesome. Bregman and Suzuki are infuriating.* - OB25 June 15, 2026, 19:56:18 The middle of this lineup is just atrocious in clutch situations.* - OB25 June 15, 2026, 21:22:27 PCA is a triple away from the cycle through 4 innings. In a very triple-friendly ballpark* - OB25 June 13, 2026, 22:42:35 Now has the highest WAR in all of baseball among position players. #bust * - OB25 June 14, 2026, 9:34:04 Nephew's Christmas/Hannukah gift every year is flying him in for a Fri-Sat Cubs doubleheader - KingTalkyTiki June 11, 2026, 11:54:18 i hesitated buying tix at fenway the last weekend for this reason. may still go, just don't want to - torinese June 11, 2026, 12:09:16 I don't think it helps that they are playing the Blue Jays. - KingTalkyTiki June 11, 2026, 12:30:35 saw the same at fenway last year. tons more blue jay fans than i expected. also a lot of canadian - torinese June 11, 2026, 13:22:15 Heard a stat this morning re: Bregman - bjl63 June 11, 2026, 10:24:03 I don't understand the stat, but per StatCast Park Factors Wrigley is actually one of the worst park - Gene Parmesan June 16, 2026, 9:16:16 i'd like to understand the rationale for that. cooler? windier? hits the ball too high?* - Ari Gold June 11, 2026, 13:33:20 Woof on these Bregman details - Carl Spackler June 8, 2026, 12:36:47 Those stats about Bregman and Suzuki definitely align with how it has felt watching them - OB25 June 8, 2026, 12:44:37 Jed better be canned at the end of the year - IlliniSax05 June 8, 2026, 12:54:30 Yep. And Happ.* - Carl Spackler June 8, 2026, 12:51:29 Went ahead and cancelled my Marquee subscription - illini21 June 8, 2026, 9:04:56 Glad to have my Vseebox. I couldn't imagine paying to see this mess.* - MojoJojo June 8, 2026, 9:59:06 Still a lot of season left. Although our pitchers heads are falling off at a remarkable rate.* - Warrin'_Illini June 8, 2026, 9:26:56 For sure. I'll check back in after the all-star break and see if it's worth subscribing again* - illini21 June 8, 2026, 12:48:41 nm* - illini21 June 8, 2026, 9:04:56 Two miracle bottom of 9th wins away from two consecutive 0-6 home stands* - OB25 June 7, 2026, 22:43:28 Imagine this team without PCA.* - Warrin'_Illini June 8, 2026, 8:47:04 I'm starting to think they might not be very good. - KingTalkyTiki June 7, 2026, 23:12:33 well, they are at least spending it this year. unfortunately for them, not well.* - Ari Gold June 8, 2026, 10:30:48 And again our 2-3-4 hitters do fucking nothing - IlliniSax05 June 7, 2026, 22:36:30 Bregman, for once, do something.* - Carl Spackler June 7, 2026, 22:35:30 So fucking bad.* - Carl Spackler June 7, 2026, 22:35:50 Matt Chapman has more RBIs at Wrigley this season than him* - RVA June 8, 2026, 9:24:34 that's truly amazing.* - Ari Gold June 8, 2026, 10:31:04 *sigh* Hooray Assad - KingTalkyTiki June 7, 2026, 21:57:55 This fuckin offense... - IlliniSax05 June 7, 2026, 21:56:46 Almost comical - KingTalkyTiki June 7, 2026, 21:59:22 Taillon pulled with an injury, almost certainly headed to the IL. This rotation can’t catch a break* - Carl Spackler June 7, 2026, 19:56:55 He’s below replacement level so bullpen games might be preferred at this point* - OB25 June 7, 2026, 20:45:33 …our pitchers’ HEADS ARE FALLIN OFF! - IlliniSax05 June 7, 2026, 20:05:39 I've used that waaay too much this season.* - KingTalkyTiki June 7, 2026, 20:08:01 PCA now has the highest OPS and 2nd highest BA (Kelly) of all Cubs regulars. - OB25 June 6, 2026, 15:37:48 PCA in the clutch* - Carl Spackler June 6, 2026, 17:01:50 Bregman with another great AB with the bases loaded - IlliniSax05 June 6, 2026, 15:39:18 I thought Edward Cabrera was going to be good.* - Warrin'_Illini June 5, 2026, 15:28:48 This team has just completely fallen apart.* - OB25 June 4, 2026, 20:27:57 Ouch* - QcIlliniFan June 5, 2026, 7:06:27 Well how about that* - OB25 June 4, 2026, 21:44:34 PCA rules.* - Toonces June 4, 2026, 21:52:18 Wtf nico* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes June 4, 2026, 21:34:51 Would have been tied * - ISeeDeadHawkeyes June 4, 2026, 21:37:42 Eh, if playing it out in a vacuum that’s likely a tailor made DP 2 pitches later… - OB25 June 4, 2026, 21:40:10 jamo and shota are the top 2 pitchers in hr allowed giving up a total of 37 so far.* - Ari Gold June 4, 2026, 20:48:10 It’s time to let Counsel go. It’s not working* - Mrap24 June 3, 2026, 22:17:29 LOFL - bjl63 June 4, 2026, 11:01:51 The Bregman signing was bizarre from the jump. - CWR10 June 4, 2026, 11:28:30 Everyone thought he was the brains of the Milwaukee organization. It is clear he wasn't.* - Warrin'_Illini June 4, 2026, 11:03:49 Mets fans thought David Stearns was the brains of that operation too. It turns out the Brewers - voiceofreason June 4, 2026, 21:06:17 The Brewers clearly excel at player development. * - bjl63 June 4, 2026, 11:05:17 The Brewers and Guardians to me have the best sense of who they are - AintHatin June 4, 2026, 11:10:29 rays are (or at least were) as well* - torinese June 5, 2026, 9:04:16 I hate the Rays, but they are good at that - bjl63 June 5, 2026, 15:46:39 And 27 teams will be lining up to hire him immediately. - DanSaint June 4, 2026, 10:50:47 Jed's new League should be whatever the Savannah Bananas play in.* - Warrin'_Illini June 4, 2026, 8:27:09 My goodness does this team find a way to lose games in every way possible* - OB25 June 3, 2026, 22:10:39 They really stink* - Herman Blume June 3, 2026, 22:15:12 My most meat head baseball thing is getting pissed at players for not wearing one when needed. - Carl Spackler June 3, 2026, 21:45:04 Why TF is Dansby hitting 6th? - IlliniSax05 June 3, 2026, 21:36:53 From 15 straight home wins to no home wins in 26 days since. Unreal.* - OB25 June 2, 2026, 21:29:42 This is the kind of team that gets their manager fired. Won’t happen of course. - Herman Blume June 2, 2026, 21:28:14 fire david ross!* - Ari Gold June 3, 2026, 6:08:01 don't blame the hitting coach!* - Poldark June 3, 2026, 8:25:01 David Ross was a terrible manager. There's a reason nobody has hired him since.* - Warrin'_Illini June 3, 2026, 8:11:24 Fuck off, Bregman* - Carl Spackler June 2, 2026, 21:20:06 Great end of the game for our 3-4-5 hitters - IlliniSax05 June 2, 2026, 21:26:18 You got a problem with a strikeout and 2 popups?* - Herman Blume June 2, 2026, 21:29:01 It's not great - IlliniSax05 June 2, 2026, 21:35:21 Time to cancel marquee again* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes June 2, 2026, 21:25:39 So PCA is now above league average in both OPS and OPS+ on top of being the best defender in MLB. - OB25 May 31, 2026, 18:28:47 Here come the Nats - just won series Vs ATL, CLE and SD* - memyselfandillini May 31, 2026, 17:46:43 PCA legacy game* - OB25 May 30, 2026, 21:13:24 The catch to end the game was sick.* - Toonces May 31, 2026, 10:36:26 That was awesome* - Carl Spackler May 30, 2026, 20:35:14 Ben Brown becoming a boss is not something I saw coming. But desperately needed.* - Carl Spackler May 30, 2026, 20:31:30 adding and commanding 2 new pitches has done wonders - DanSaint May 30, 2026, 20:52:48 He’s still throwing just as many fastballs, but he’s got a 2 seamer now.* - Carl Spackler May 31, 2026, 10:50:52 The PBP announcer is terrible. He Gus Johnsons every fly ball* - bjl63 May 30, 2026, 20:27:52 Great AB Dansby - IlliniSax05 May 30, 2026, 19:12:50 WTF does the Creeper fan behind home plate keep holding up?* - KingTalkyTiki May 30, 2026, 18:36:56 "Choke" sign made like the Cubs logo and a "Crying" Cubby bear* - DanSaint May 30, 2026, 19:07:29 That's super clever... - KingTalkyTiki May 30, 2026, 21:29:54 Smoltz is just so bad. Over the pole before in front of it? WTF?* - illini222 May 30, 2026, 18:30:04 And Eric Collins REALLY wants to make a home run call. Getting excited on every fly ball* - OB25 May 30, 2026, 18:59:13 Pete Crow-Alexander! - IlliniSax05 May 30, 2026, 19:27:23 Gus Lite* - illini222 May 30, 2026, 19:11:22 Maton has just been astonishingly bad* - Herman Blume May 29, 2026, 20:38:46 Don't understand how this guy is still getting high leverage opportunities. - Carl Spackler May 29, 2026, 20:48:24 At what point does Alex Cohen become the regular tv PBP guy? - IlliniSax05 May 29, 2026, 18:47:28 Hopefully never* - Herman Blume May 29, 2026, 19:13:51 Back to hating the Shota qualifying offer. He’s always going to be this guy* - OB25 May 29, 2026, 18:36:34 That’s a game that they shouldn’t have lost. Terrible performance from him.* - OB25 May 29, 2026, 22:02:17 He stinks* - Herman Blume May 29, 2026, 19:46:56 RIP to another Wrigleyville staple - the Wrigleyville Lucky Strike is closing. - OB25 May 29, 2026, 13:34:57 I've got a picket to Tittsburgh and will see them face Skenes tonight. /hansel* - Tortillini May 28, 2026, 7:47:55 ^^^good luck charm^^^* - Tortillini May 29, 2026, 7:37:29 Have a safe trip to St. Louis!* - Herman Blume May 29, 2026, 7:51:10 check in on Baby Jane Doe while you're out there - Sammich May 28, 2026, 8:02:39 ooo - KingTalkyTiki May 27, 2026, 11:30:43 Two 10-game winning streaks and one 10-game loser before June has to be some kind of record.* - Toonces May 26, 2026, 18:51:59 iirc, the dodgers did something similar in 2017 and still won a pennant.* - Ari Gold May 26, 2026, 20:36:18 Not quite - IlliniSax05 May 26, 2026, 20:48:09 ooo - IlliniSax05 May 26, 2026, 19:22:32 OOO - KingTalkyTiki May 23, 2026, 18:16:49 Perhaps this team just kinda sucks* - opossum jenkins May 23, 2026, 16:21:02 The two ten game winning streaks would suggest they don’t suck. - JFG May 23, 2026, 18:32:33 The rest of this Cubs lineup should thank PCA for taking all the heat - OrangeSox May 23, 2026, 15:29:49 Man, the middle of this lineup is just terrible right now* - OB25 May 22, 2026, 14:19:49 Man, the middle of this lineup is just terrible right now* - OB25 May 22, 2026, 14:18:50 I'm shocked, SHOCKED, that Happ struck out with the bases loaded - IlliniSax05 May 22, 2026, 14:18:15 *sigh* and again - IlliniSax05 May 22, 2026, 15:05:49 Craig: "we've got our 4 and 5 hitters up, guys that have driven in a lot of runs... - IlliniSax05 May 22, 2026, 14:27:05 Shaw on IL with back injury. Pedro Ramirez called up* - DanSaint May 22, 2026, 11:50:39 Oh no! - KingTalkyTiki May 22, 2026, 12:35:29 stop playing with your voodoo doll!* - DanSaint May 22, 2026, 12:52:02 Just another example of a latino immigrant doing a job a white man can't or won't do. - KingTalkyTiki May 22, 2026, 13:31:51 PCA is broken* - illini81887 May 20, 2026, 19:36:26 It seems like every time I text my buddy "Cubs have the best record in baseball"... - tvillini May 20, 2026, 9:38:48 Please stop doing that.* - Tortillini May 20, 2026, 9:40:54 The Brewers are our daddy.* - OB25 May 19, 2026, 19:26:10 Weird thing is I still don't hate 'em. - KingTalkyTiki May 20, 2026, 9:34:22 Don’t know who is up but Orsillio and Grant are doing the MLB Channel Pads/Dodgers… - LeatherneckIllini May 18, 2026, 21:47:33 Draftkings Sportsbook @ Wrigley = Ed Martin - IlliniSax05 May 18, 2026, 17:44:38 I have never, ever enjoyed this series going back to the exhibition days - KingTalkyTiki May 17, 2026, 16:41:33 For me it’s just a biannual reminder that the Sox exist.* - Herman Blume May 17, 2026, 16:51:40 Nice to see the offense wake up* - shua May 17, 2026, 16:04:04 You suck, Phil Maton* - Carl Spackler May 17, 2026, 15:50:34 He has just been awful. Only a 2-year deal though!* - Herman Blume May 17, 2026, 16:46:08 What a shitty series* - shua May 17, 2026, 15:50:02 Maybe time to get someone up in the pen, Craig. Taillon is throwing BP - IlliniSax05 May 16, 2026, 18:51:53 Maybe time for new home plate umpire* - timmer May 16, 2026, 19:08:19 2 teams in the AL are 3+ games over .500. All 5 teams in the NL Central are 3+ games over .500* - Carl Spackler May 16, 2026, 10:20:54 We didn't talk about Ben Brown's absolutely boss outing yesterday. - Carl Spackler May 15, 2026, 21:13:05 BADBENBROWN no more?* - KingTalkyTiki May 15, 2026, 22:02:37 Why are the cubs wearing the Memorial Day hats? That’s next weekend.* - Toonces May 15, 2026, 21:00:04 The whole league is....and it's for Armed Forces day. - KingTalkyTiki May 15, 2026, 22:05:37 They started doing this like 7 years ago because they were rightly criticized - CanHartlebHireSnider May 15, 2026, 22:35:54 Cabrera has been really struggling with command, needs to be a short leash here. - OB25 May 15, 2026, 20:10:05 Some really bad baseball all around ever since the hit to go up 4-1.* - OB25 May 15, 2026, 20:33:09 The baseball has gotten better. Props to Thornton for saving the game earlier* - OB25 May 15, 2026, 21:21:07 The white Sox bulls uniforms are cool.* - Toonces May 15, 2026, 19:58:39 What the hell are the White Sox wearing?* - opossum jenkins May 15, 2026, 18:48:37 These are their alternates that are supposed to tie in to the Bulls - IlliniSax05 May 15, 2026, 19:37:23 Uniforms?* - UofIL6 May 15, 2026, 19:21:50 3 runs total in 4 game losing streak, Chris Sale tomorrow. Cool cool cool* - OB25 May 13, 2026, 20:45:03 back-to-back shutouts to the little red-shoed Rangers?!* - bbonb May 11, 2026, 9:11:08 Yikes, seems like a really bad challenge review that hurts the Cubs and could cause a big inning* - OB25 May 10, 2026, 14:37:47 Great DP turn keeps the damage to 1 run* - OB25 May 10, 2026, 14:40:24 Bobby Cox = Ed Martin * - ATL May 9, 2026, 13:53:08 better keep an eye on Leo Mazzone* - assassin May 9, 2026, 15:33:04 I’d watch my back if I were Bob Horner* - Herman Blume May 9, 2026, 16:07:41 So the Cubs play the Braves in their first series since both Ted Turner and Bobby Cox died?* - shua May 9, 2026, 13:59:32 Giants trade C Patrick Bailey to Guardians for LH pitching prospect Matt Wilkinson - DanSaint May 9, 2026, 10:22:15 Can someone walk me through when we will start getting some of these pitchers back? - opossum jenkins May 9, 2026, 9:22:06 Don't know. Porter Hodge is also done for the year besides Horton - CanHartlebHireSnider May 9, 2026, 9:43:58 I bet Jed is really strutting around the office. Good for him.* - Toonces May 8, 2026, 21:28:18 Ben Brown man.* - Carl Spackler May 8, 2026, 21:13:49 If he can keep this up, I owe him many apologies - KingTalkyTiki May 9, 2026, 0:53:51 Tied for best record in baseball* - Carl Spackler May 7, 2026, 16:34:09 So is it 19 of the last 22?* - shua May 7, 2026, 17:38:10 This is rough for the reds.* - Toonces May 7, 2026, 14:38:54 Just gettin' rougher. - Illiniphil May 7, 2026, 15:30:18 Can’t recall a major leaguer ever screwing that up* - opossum jenkins May 7, 2026, 14:35:02 Not getting that challenge in that spot is ridiculous. Also a challenge shrimp would be ridiculous* - CanHartlebHireSnider May 6, 2026, 21:41:14 Preposterous* - Herman Blume May 6, 2026, 21:41:02 14 in a row at home is pretty nuts* - OB25 May 6, 2026, 21:39:39 Tied 2nd most ever. 18 the record* - CanHartlebHireSnider May 6, 2026, 21:40:42 To be clear this is Cubs team record* - CanHartlebHireSnider May 6, 2026, 21:56:46 I guess you shouldn’t load the bases* - shua May 6, 2026, 21:37:26 David Ross loved that bunt.* - Toonces May 6, 2026, 21:32:31 Whammy. THIS team is good.* - Toonces May 6, 2026, 22:10:02 Team just won't die.* - Carl Spackler May 6, 2026, 21:18:24 Really shit the bed on this one* - shua May 6, 2026, 21:06:50 Poor communication on the IF. Not sure what JD/Boog are talking about. - Carl Spackler May 6, 2026, 21:07:46 Corbin Martin sucks* - Ron McDon May 6, 2026, 21:06:35 Awful* - opossum jenkins May 6, 2026, 21:07:09 This Reds base running is unskinny bop ungood* - opossum jenkins May 6, 2026, 20:07:14 lol now Boyd having surgery on his knee. Do you even need to play with a pitching staff? - CanHartlebHireSnider May 6, 2026, 16:33:38 Kids ruin everything* - KingTalkyTiki May 6, 2026, 18:12:03 Tripped over Carlos Boozer's suitcase.* - Warrin'_Illini May 6, 2026, 17:36:37 I thought it was Brian Griese's dog* - Sammich May 6, 2026, 17:42:16 brandon lloyd’s parking lot.* - Ari Gold May 6, 2026, 18:44:32 Washing Jeff Kent’s truck.* - Toonces May 6, 2026, 18:44:25 Bryan Robinson* - CanHartlebHireSnider May 6, 2026, 17:43:31 Is it bad that (on that last pay) all I could hear was Lou Brown screaming - aimlessillini May 6, 2026, 7:40:07 He smacked ol' Matty Shaw in the head after his double was overturned into an out. - Warrin'_Illini May 6, 2026, 8:23:49 no, that's never bad - IlliniSax05 May 6, 2026, 8:23:44 So this is what it feels like to have a horseshoe up your ass. Not bad!* - Herman Blume May 5, 2026, 21:53:56 Wow that walkoff hit was 98.7. I thought it was about 40* - Herman Blume May 5, 2026, 22:06:54 Hell of a last month of baseball for the Cubs.* - Carl Spackler May 5, 2026, 21:51:45 What a fun team* - CanHartlebHireSnider May 5, 2026, 21:51:02 Some very bad at bats in the bottom of the ninth* - Herman Blume May 5, 2026, 21:36:54 Conforto has been so good. Dude is smoking the ball. Also Craig knows what he’s doing* - CanHartlebHireSnider May 4, 2026, 22:25:27 Tip of the cap to Counsell there* - OB25 May 4, 2026, 22:25:02 Carson Kelly is very good at this ABS thing.* - Carl Spackler May 4, 2026, 21:55:53 Confirmed: Very good. And he’s been great in the clutch at the plate too! - Carl Spackler May 5, 2026, 11:01:46 I don't think I've seen him be wrong yet.* - KingTalkyTiki May 4, 2026, 22:06:31 Clutch hitting OTOH *grimace** - KingTalkyTiki May 4, 2026, 22:17:02 This Martin guy is cheeks* - Mrap24 May 3, 2026, 16:05:18 These robots at the plate are awesome* - opossum jenkins May 3, 2026, 15:19:43 What is Pat Hughes’ status? Is he retired?* - opossum jenkins May 3, 2026, 14:41:12 No. He’s still the primary radio announcer* - CanHartlebHireSnider May 3, 2026, 14:51:34 Think the Matthew Boyd pixie dust is wearing off.* - Toonces May 3, 2026, 13:42:28 And attaching itself to Mo Baller* - Herman Blume May 3, 2026, 14:06:42 Boyd been shoving since I said it. Happy to provide the whammy.* - Toonces May 3, 2026, 14:57:18 Ben Brown* - Herman Blume May 2, 2026, 15:49:33 Dansby back today and now Nico out mid game. This season is getting ridiculous* - CanHartlebHireSnider May 1, 2026, 13:57:10 Not worried about Nico* - opossum jenkins May 3, 2026, 13:49:15 It's too cold for Cubs baseball at Wrigley today. Wish they were out shitpumping the Snakes.* - Warrin'_Illini May 1, 2026, 14:03:09 Neck tightness for Nico* - CanHartlebHireSnider May 1, 2026, 14:01:15 left side neck tightness per the live report on the game* - Gene Parmesan May 1, 2026, 14:00:37 LOL, Luis Robert on the IL again* - bjl63 April 30, 2026, 17:02:46 Ben Brown! I’ll take a 3-3 trip at LA and SD. Especially with the injuries* - CanHartlebHireSnider April 29, 2026, 18:03:18 Excellent road trip* - Mrap24 April 29, 2026, 22:47:24 He’s not yet in my circle of trust but he was the hero today for sure* - Herman Blume April 29, 2026, 18:47:33 From BadBenBrown to BetterBenBrown* - KingTalkyTiki April 29, 2026, 18:51:32 He has a live arm. Dealing.* - Toonces April 29, 2026, 18:31:50 Another dinger for PCA.* - Warrin'_Illini April 29, 2026, 16:13:25 Wow maybe some good Cubs pitching health news. Palencia could be activated Friday per Mooney* - CanHartlebHireSnider April 29, 2026, 14:04:31 Ethan Roberts available today or still out? Be good to have another arm in the bullpen. - ibdoc April 29, 2026, 11:11:52 Good to see PCA hit one out yesterday. His approach has been better recently and has been making - Warrin'_Illini April 29, 2026, 10:22:55 He's a big reason why the Cubs are 11-3 over the past two weeks - CanHartlebHireSnider April 29, 2026, 10:56:14 I just looked it up because it has felt like him and Busch are just constantly facing lefties - OB25 April 29, 2026, 12:22:21 Yeah this is actually where his defense is a detriment to his offense - CanHartlebHireSnider April 29, 2026, 12:24:10 I was at the game Saturday and he had an awful day with 4Ks and looked bad* - RSMBob April 29, 2026, 10:40:05 LOL, now he's all fixed! - Warrin'_Illini April 29, 2026, 10:45:30 Happy Lee Elia day to all you cocksuckers who celebrate! - KingTalkyTiki April 29, 2026, 10:15:05 Sutcliffe’s hyperbole about every event that happens in a 1 of 162 regular season game is something* - OB25 April 28, 2026, 21:49:26 Yesterday LBK was like, "Does Boog even like this guy?"* - KingTalkyTiki April 28, 2026, 22:59:35 Jfc now Dansby hurt. At least the Cubs can kind of solve that internally with Shaw* - CanHartlebHireSnider April 28, 2026, 21:10:33 Dansby left with an ass cramp. Hopefully that’s not too bad* - CanHartlebHireSnider April 28, 2026, 21:25:59 The Ass Cramps was the name of my band in college * - biclops April 28, 2026, 21:28:10 Butthole Surfers open for ya?* - SurfTheBoneyard April 28, 2026, 21:30:14 They were sharing Sharon’s outlook on the topic of disease * - biclops April 28, 2026, 21:35:29 Sutcliffe claimed on radio today that Justin Steele had a setback in his rehab* - OB25 April 28, 2026, 15:50:06 Now confirmed. He has been shut down for the time being* - OB25 April 28, 2026, 15:53:58 Flexor strain. I wonder if we’ll see him at all this season* - Herman Blume April 28, 2026, 17:15:47 ABS or not, can’t hide Moises behind the plate. No more of this experiment, just let him rake* - OB25 April 27, 2026, 22:54:16 If I’m getting minor complaints off, PCA & Busch shouldn’t be so close to each other in the lineup* - OB25 April 27, 2026, 23:07:03 The pitching injuries are just a killer - CanHartlebHireSnider April 27, 2026, 22:49:56 Thank god we got Maton back /s* - Herman Blume April 28, 2026, 10:33:10 Early start hasn’t been great but not someone I worried about - CanHartlebHireSnider April 28, 2026, 11:22:03 Well that was a missed opportunity * - shua April 25, 2026, 20:44:29 Red Sox fire almost entire coaching staff after game vs Baltimore - DanSaint April 25, 2026, 18:10:13 Jose Flores in the clubhouse like - Sammich April 25, 2026, 19:08:18 People with full mailboxes.... just trying to show off how popular they are. - osklister April 25, 2026, 9:53:51 W* - Mrap24 April 25, 2026, 0:02:50 What a win that was.* - OB25 April 25, 2026, 0:02:33 What a win! And shouldn’t go unnoticed performance by Ryan Rolison* - CanHartlebHireSnider April 25, 2026, 0:02:31 Great stuff from PCA. Two strike hit vs. lefty and his presence on base caused that meatball* - OB25 April 24, 2026, 23:48:53 Whoa!* - CanHartlebHireSnider April 24, 2026, 23:47:37 It took great plays both times but the aggressive sends sure haven’t worked tonight.* - OB25 April 24, 2026, 23:32:33 Bad send. I’d rather 2nd and 3rd one out - CanHartlebHireSnider April 24, 2026, 23:34:49 And damn that throw in by Pages really was absurd* - OB25 April 24, 2026, 23:33:13 That is one of the craziest plays I’ve seen by Nico* - CanHartlebHireSnider April 24, 2026, 23:19:13 I legit don’t think I’ve ever seen the awarded base for throwing over 3 times - CanHartlebHireSnider April 24, 2026, 23:15:58 TIL - KingTalkyTiki April 24, 2026, 22:21:47 yeah, that was a really cool option* - Gene Parmesan April 25, 2026, 10:22:09 So much for missing the Dodgers best pitchers - OB25 April 24, 2026, 21:52:06 Cubs miss Ohtani on the mind this weekend* - Mrap24 April 24, 2026, 8:27:43 Fun frustrating game to be at. Can our pitching stay healthy? - CanHartlebHireSnider April 23, 2026, 17:06:03 Your division leading Cubs!* - ibdoc April 23, 2026, 16:55:18 Dansbusiness Swanson.* - Warrin'_Illini April 23, 2026, 16:28:05 [ W ] x9* - KingTalkyTiki April 23, 2026, 16:22:59 [W]alkoff!* - Illiniphil April 23, 2026, 16:28:29 another good game by shaw too.* - Ari Gold April 23, 2026, 16:26:54 I'm not gonna go out with you. - KingTalkyTiki April 23, 2026, 17:01:57 Seiya getting hot! 3 in the last 3 games.* - KingTalkyTiki April 23, 2026, 15:42:00 Nm.* - SurfTheBoneyard April 23, 2026, 15:07:04 Well DePaul’s Chris Holtmann is literally tone deaf.* - SurfTheBoneyard April 23, 2026, 15:07:01 Did you watch the strech two nights ago? - ISeeDeadHawkeyes April 23, 2026, 15:40:45 No. I am famously not a Cubs fan but… - SurfTheBoneyard April 23, 2026, 15:42:30 we've got Busch!* - Gene Parmesan April 23, 2026, 14:02:42 PAN DOWN* - Herman Blume April 23, 2026, 14:09:49 W, 8 straight. Won on a challenge call strike 3* - ibdoc April 22, 2026, 21:16:40 W, 8 straight. Won on a challenge call strike 3* - ibdoc April 22, 2026, 21:16:40 Nico’s on the juice, right? Like, no doubt about it?* - opossum jenkins April 22, 2026, 21:04:06 Ben Brown might be a thing.* - Carl Spackler April 22, 2026, 20:41:01 I always thought there was something there.* - Warrin'_Illini April 23, 2026, 8:33:01 I think him going through a line up one time is good. It's when it is the 2nd time is when he gets - DanSaint April 22, 2026, 21:05:30 This hasn’t really been true. His career as a starter hitters him better 1st time than 2nd time - CanHartlebHireSnider April 22, 2026, 21:08:43 Need him to be with the Cubs injuries. Lot of potential there* - CanHartlebHireSnider April 22, 2026, 20:42:03 LFG. What a great baseball sky at wrigley tonight.* - Toonces April 22, 2026, 19:41:00 I'm sure a lefty submariner will be good for Busch.* - Warrin'_Illini April 22, 2026, 18:55:01 Giolito signs with the FIRST PLACE Padres. All signs pointing to the new owners picking up... - LeatherneckIllini April 22, 2026, 14:59:18 He signed for less than $3 million. Not really much of a cash outlay - CanHartlebHireSnider April 22, 2026, 15:02:10 can make up to 8 million with incentives* - LeatherneckIllini April 22, 2026, 19:09:44 The day is starting great for the Cubs. Cardinals and Reds both lost* - ibdoc April 22, 2026, 14:49:53 Anyone else notice the rat behind home plate last night? - KingTalkyTiki April 22, 2026, 9:31:01 Looks a bit like you. - Mmancubfan April 22, 2026, 20:16:57 Seems unlikely the Cubs will lose again this season* - Herman Blume April 21, 2026, 21:35:41 I'm going tonight, so that should take care of that.* - KingTalkyTiki April 22, 2026, 9:28:13 So yeah I don’t think Kingery pinch running with bases loaded was worth all this* - OB25 April 21, 2026, 21:25:24 He was coming in either way. Mo wasn’t playing 3rd and they weren’t giving up the DH* - CanHartlebHireSnider April 21, 2026, 21:29:56 True* - OB25 April 21, 2026, 21:35:12 Some absolutely brutal defense from him* - Ron McDon April 21, 2026, 21:27:42 Old friend Brad Keller. Cubs getting screwed by injury luck again.* - Toonces April 21, 2026, 21:21:13 Happy Shota is pitching so well.* - KingTalkyTiki April 21, 2026, 21:09:57 Very weird game tonight. Not very Shota-like. 10 groundballs - CanHartlebHireSnider April 21, 2026, 21:39:35 Making me eat my words so far. Though we’ve done the hot start thing with him before* - OB25 April 21, 2026, 21:14:08 Truth.* - KingTalkyTiki April 21, 2026, 21:23:28 lol Nico leveling up* - CanHartlebHireSnider April 21, 2026, 20:47:04 Every inning is Busch or PCA vs a lefty with risp and 2 outs* - CanHartlebHireSnider April 21, 2026, 20:28:36 lol that works* - CanHartlebHireSnider April 21, 2026, 20:28:49 It continues to amaze me how many pitches Seiya takes right down the middle. - Carl Spackler April 21, 2026, 20:25:19 Feels like if you can get him in a pitchers count he gets in his own head* - CanHartlebHireSnider April 21, 2026, 20:27:22 Very solid defense on both sides this series* - opossum jenkins April 21, 2026, 20:15:55 Moe Baller might be a hitter* - opossum jenkins April 21, 2026, 20:11:18 Crazy non-challenge* - OB25 April 21, 2026, 20:12:21 Agree* - opossum jenkins April 21, 2026, 20:13:57 The challenge system is another awesome change for MLB. * - Toonces April 20, 2026, 20:43:46 The execution of it is as good as it could be, but I still hate it. - OB25 April 20, 2026, 21:12:40 Nico is becoming a superstar* - Herman Blume April 20, 2026, 20:36:22 Dansby tattooed that* - Herman Blume April 20, 2026, 19:15:58 Offense has been unleashed.* - Toonces April 20, 2026, 19:20:00 Yikes, this is a Derosa level press conference blunder by Mendoza - OB25 April 19, 2026, 21:47:21 Perfect example of my biggest gripe with Mendoza. The moment is always too big for him - voiceofreason April 19, 2026, 22:19:13 It would be nice if the division would lose. Cubs and Brewers tied in last place at 12-9 haha* - CanHartlebHireSnider April 19, 2026, 16:10:23 Would be tied for leading the whole AL right now and overall third in run differential - RVA April 19, 2026, 16:17:23 I think the Pirates are probably pretty good and the Reds made the playoffs last year - CanHartlebHireSnider April 19, 2026, 16:18:27 Very satisfying win. Wtf Mets.* - Toonces April 19, 2026, 16:09:04 God bless the Mets* - Herman Blume April 19, 2026, 16:08:56 why pitch to Nico in that situation? I don't get it* - DanSaint April 19, 2026, 16:07:47 Neither does Carlos Mendoza. He’s clueless.* - voiceofreason April 19, 2026, 16:20:59 Oh, Dansby* - opossum jenkins April 19, 2026, 16:04:54 PCA only 4/7 on stolen base attempts isn’t great.* - OB25 April 19, 2026, 14:31:55 it's very early and I have no delusions that they'll keep it up...but Cards are fun to watch - DanSaint April 18, 2026, 21:15:27 stearns was all about run prevention. who would’ve thought he meant his own team’s offense.* - Ari Gold April 18, 2026, 19:04:55 I would be apoplectic right now were I a Mets fan with their start* - Carl Spackler April 18, 2026, 15:59:43 I’d be more upset that they felt they needed Craig Kimbrel* - bjl63 April 18, 2026, 16:57:25 i was shocked he's still in the league. than glad the mets have him so the cubs aren't tempted* - torinese April 18, 2026, 17:01:21 We are used to failure. The only difference now is the extreme amount of money being spent to do it. - voiceofreason April 18, 2026, 16:31:13 Thielbar getting 1st crack at saves while Palencia is on IL? - DanSaint April 18, 2026, 15:54:06 Just keep hitting ground balls, Mets. It works great to kill a rally.* - voiceofreason April 18, 2026, 15:37:39 Over .500 for the first time this season. Offense is clicking - CanHartlebHireSnider April 17, 2026, 15:58:15 Love to see that Moises is raking* - OB25 April 17, 2026, 16:09:23 I am weirdly most confident when he is up. Him or Nico - CanHartlebHireSnider April 17, 2026, 16:11:54 Thank god for the Mets.* - Toonces April 17, 2026, 15:57:49 $350M for a roster full of singles hitters and 2-3 guys playing out of position every night. - voiceofreason April 17, 2026, 17:09:42 Yikes, Horton timeline likely has him missing 3-4 months of next season too* - OB25 April 17, 2026, 12:15:44 Oh good, Palencia to the IL too.* - OB25 April 17, 2026, 12:47:42 ...our pets' HEADS ARE FALLIN OFF! - IlliniSax05 April 17, 2026, 12:53:27 Absolutely ridiculous* - CanHartlebHireSnider April 17, 2026, 12:48:39 ooo - IlliniSax05 April 17, 2026, 12:19:56 Shota looks sharp. Getting declined for a contract is a good incentive.* - Warrin'_Illini April 15, 2026, 19:10:33 Glad this offense is getting unhitched a little* - opossum jenkins April 15, 2026, 18:57:46 Feels like they should’ve gotten more than 2 there* - Herman Blume April 15, 2026, 19:02:55 That’s better!* - Herman Blume April 15, 2026, 19:21:32 NICO.* - Warrin'_Illini April 15, 2026, 18:56:00 They should build the entire team out of Nico Hoerners* - Herman Blume April 15, 2026, 18:58:09 Tigers extend McGonigle to 8 years. - DanSaint April 15, 2026, 10:50:10 You're off the case, McGonigle!* - Sammich April 15, 2026, 11:09:48 Brewers have lost 6 straight after starting 8-2* - Carl Spackler April 15, 2026, 8:32:01 Good win. Luzardo dominated the Cubs last year. Would be pretty good to get him tomorrow! - CanHartlebHireSnider April 14, 2026, 20:49:46 This worked out. PCA even had two hits!* - CanHartlebHireSnider April 15, 2026, 19:21:44 Trying to think of one thing this team does right, can't* - Herman Blume April 14, 2026, 18:23:20 Nico excluded* - Herman Blume April 14, 2026, 19:27:21 Not Cubs, but I can never get enough of these call-up videos. Local kid pitching in hometown - UofIL6 April 14, 2026, 16:50:03 Meanwhile looking for good news the Cubs may have found a guy in Josiah Hartshorn - CanHartlebHireSnider April 14, 2026, 9:48:12 Sharthorn* - Herman Blume April 14, 2026, 18:21:45 Have seen some good clips from this new David Ross and Anthony Rizzo YouTube podcast - OB25 April 13, 2026, 21:42:12 Not gonna lie, some of this stuff was very “WTF” as a fan. - Carl Spackler April 14, 2026, 9:50:21 Embarrassing that a young guy like him couldn't play with a hangover. - Warrin'_Illini April 14, 2026, 10:08:38 There's like 5 different day games where KB had to be pulled midgame due to "stomach issues"" - CanHartlebHireSnider April 14, 2026, 9:52:49 Yeah I remember thinking that too, though the thing that made me give the benefit of the doubt… - OB25 April 14, 2026, 10:12:39 There was a lot of talk that he didn't drink - CanHartlebHireSnider April 14, 2026, 10:25:36 Woof.* - KingTalkyTiki April 13, 2026, 20:05:54 Dansby “don’t call me Mary” Swanson.* - Toonces April 13, 2026, 18:44:58 Is it OK to call him Mr. Pugh?* - DocWalk20 April 14, 2026, 18:16:08 Jesus Shaw* - Herman Blume April 13, 2026, 18:15:39 oOo - KingTalkyTiki April 13, 2026, 18:26:12 PCA is hopeless right now. Absolutely no chance at the plate.* - Herman Blume April 13, 2026, 18:08:26 PCA hasn’t been good but Sanchez is an awful matchup for him - CanHartlebHireSnider April 13, 2026, 18:14:24 Really needed that. Should have had it yesterday. Hopefully that starts something* - CanHartlebHireSnider April 12, 2026, 16:23:36 great start to the year, just like we all dreamed of. at least it's super early* - MC April 11, 2026, 19:46:01 Man as said that is a really frustrating loss - CanHartlebHireSnider April 11, 2026, 17:40:52 Isn't there a funeral Matt Shaw can be at instead of in the lineup every day? - KingTalkyTiki April 11, 2026, 17:13:13 This is neither a good nor likable team* - Herman Blume April 11, 2026, 17:01:31 Man that’s a terrible loss* - OB25 April 11, 2026, 17:01:29 Absolutely pathetic performance.* - Carl Spackler April 11, 2026, 17:01:19 Flubs.* - Warrin'_Illini April 10, 2026, 15:20:33 Shota held up his end of the deal. - KingTalkyTiki April 10, 2026, 15:22:33 This is more like it* - Herman Blume April 7, 2026, 19:47:10 Horton out for the season and needs elbow surgery. Very sad. I guess go sign Giolito?* - CanHartlebHireSnider April 7, 2026, 15:54:38 Sigh, this is why I didn't mind Shota signing the QO, impossible to have enough major league arms* - RVA April 7, 2026, 16:16:03 I mind it because I believe they could’ve used that money for better arms - CanHartlebHireSnider April 7, 2026, 16:39:50 Same. Hopefully they can patch it together and Steele comes back strong.* - Warrin'_Illini April 7, 2026, 16:28:50 Mother effer * - MC April 7, 2026, 16:15:10 Really weird that they haven’t given a diagnosis to Horton’s injury yet* - Carl Spackler April 7, 2026, 7:35:56 My sources say he’s out for the year* - Mrap24 April 7, 2026, 8:23:03 They said it'd be a few days since he's getting imaging and multiple opinions - CanHartlebHireSnider April 7, 2026, 8:14:30 And to that extent apparently per Rogers Horton's MRI was not good and is now going to Texas - CanHartlebHireSnider April 7, 2026, 8:44:33 Can't be a good sign that they're naming the doctor he's seeing* - RVA April 7, 2026, 10:58:25 My hope is they advise him rest and PRP injections - CanHartlebHireSnider April 7, 2026, 11:00:31 This has not been a good start to the season. Dangerously close to "flubs" territory.* - Warrin'_Illini April 6, 2026, 16:22:39 Boyd to the IL. Assad coming up. Not good. Need pitching help* - CanHartlebHireSnider April 6, 2026, 13:09:53 I’d be ok putting and end to the Ben Brown experiment* - Herman Blume April 5, 2026, 17:24:20 The only hit being because Conforto misplayed a ball due to the wind. A+* - CanHartlebHireSnider April 5, 2026, 14:55:49 Hey chorizo - RVA April 5, 2026, 14:23:25 Hahahaha. Spit takee* - TarheelIllini April 6, 2026, 10:00:00 Take it out to the ballgame* - Herman Blume April 5, 2026, 14:37:19 Nice job Conforto* - Herman Blume April 5, 2026, 13:38:17 Horton discomfort in wrist moved to forearm tightness so he wanted to be proactive and shut it down - CanHartlebHireSnider April 3, 2026, 18:40:32 Terrible game but does it even matter if Horton is out for awhile? * - MC April 3, 2026, 17:11:50 Wait are you saying the season is over without Horton? 7 games in?* - Herman Blume April 3, 2026, 17:16:35 Let me grieve. I was ALL IN on Horton. Thought he could push for Cy Young - MC April 3, 2026, 17:21:45 I mean losing Horton sucks but it should not tank their season so yeah losing sucks and matters* - CanHartlebHireSnider April 3, 2026, 17:15:21 Quite the trip through 3-4-5* - Mrap24 April 3, 2026, 16:47:22 Do you not like pop outs to 3rd? * - MC April 3, 2026, 17:12:19 Horton pulls self after 17 pitches. - KingTalkyTiki April 3, 2026, 15:33:54 Fuck. This always seemed like it was going to be his surgery year though.* - Toonces April 3, 2026, 16:00:04 Did he really eff his arm up???? Horrible * - MC April 3, 2026, 15:55:16 Right forearm discomfort* - Mrap24 April 3, 2026, 15:55:12 Very much did not look good. And why I wanted more pitching* - CanHartlebHireSnider April 3, 2026, 15:42:51 Saw some things that he had tears in his eyes as he was walking to dugout - DanSaint April 3, 2026, 15:42:48 cubs reporter said that btw * - MC April 3, 2026, 15:54:48 thanks. had the Pirates game on so didn't hear the Cubs TV broadcast* - DanSaint April 3, 2026, 16:55:11 Pirates Uber prospect Konnor Griffin to be called up prior to tomorrow games - DanSaint April 2, 2026, 10:47:02 9 years $140 million. I'm assuming he won't sign this until after the game tomorrow? - CanHartlebHireSnider April 2, 2026, 15:39:50 If he’s good, that’s a deal for PIT * - MC April 2, 2026, 16:00:11 The first 6 years he’d be under club control which is probably ~$40 million - CanHartlebHireSnider April 2, 2026, 16:35:20 I’m sure that week in the minors totally made him more ready* - bjl63 April 2, 2026, 11:20:42 That's one way to get him there.* - Warrin'_Illini April 2, 2026, 11:07:16 Sounds like him and the Pirates are also talking contract.* - Carl Spackler April 2, 2026, 11:06:06 I know it’s WAY too early to care but seeing the 5-1 start for the Brewers… - OB25 April 1, 2026, 16:52:43 The Sox and Rays are likely both awful - CanHartlebHireSnider April 1, 2026, 16:55:57 Boyd cruising in this one. 10 Ks. Cubs up 5-0* - DanSaint April 1, 2026, 14:56:36 Those of a certain age: a part of your childhood returns..to Twitter - DanSaint April 1, 2026, 10:48:34 How about that?* - Sammich April 1, 2026, 10:59:36 Gathering Crowds. - osklister April 1, 2026, 16:27:46 Saw a dude with a Baseball Bunch shirt on after the game Monday. - KingTalkyTiki April 1, 2026, 10:59:04 Need a win tomorrow - CanHartlebHireSnider March 31, 2026, 22:25:25 CB Bucknor has managed to outdo himself. - OB25 March 31, 2026, 21:26:57 Or hes still pissed about how the ABS called him out as a horrible umpire last week* - DanSaint March 31, 2026, 21:31:33 One of my favorite things in the early baseball season is seeing some of these horrible - voiceofreason March 31, 2026, 22:40:21 I had no idea how electric ABS would be. It's fantastic* - illini21 April 1, 2026, 8:42:23 I still love Jorge Soler.* - Toonces March 31, 2026, 20:13:48 Pretty much said the same at the game last night.* - KingTalkyTiki March 31, 2026, 22:03:55 Nats beating Phillies 10-2. So losing 2 of 3 might not of been a shock. yes, it's early* - DanSaint March 30, 2026, 20:30:52 Not a bad debut for Cabrera* - CanHartlebHireSnider March 30, 2026, 20:28:35 Nice, windy night at Wrigley...though I don't think they were expecting the crowd they got tonight - KingTalkyTiki March 30, 2026, 22:59:07 Rays trying to blow the third game vs Cards * - MC March 29, 2026, 15:48:28 Don’t love losing a series to the Nats but such is baseball * - MC March 29, 2026, 15:35:42 Continue to wish that we hadn’t given Shota the huge qualifying offer.* - OB25 March 29, 2026, 13:28:47 Everyone can now quit being mean to him.* - Toonces March 29, 2026, 14:17:39 100%* - CanHartlebHireSnider March 29, 2026, 13:29:17 Great defense for Nats * - MC March 28, 2026, 13:48:35 ABS implementation is fine. No issues with it * - MC March 28, 2026, 13:47:46 The first CB Buckner game with ABS is happening now and it’s going as expected.* - OB25 March 28, 2026, 17:58:49 PCA gets another crack at Mikolas today. 5 HR’s in 9 career at-bats* - OB25 March 28, 2026, 11:31:54 Something I hadn't realized: Cubs have their IF + PCA + Amaya signed for the next 4 seasons. - Carl Spackler March 28, 2026, 9:12:10 Busch contract is glorious for Cubs, terrible for him * - MC March 28, 2026, 11:17:04 Yeah him and Steele are the victims of late emergence. Steele doesn’t hit FA until 31* - Carl Spackler March 28, 2026, 11:39:25 Was that a Cubs thing or carryover from LA?* - RVA March 28, 2026, 11:20:44 He's only in his 3rd season of service time. 6 years of service time before you reach free agency - CanHartlebHireSnider March 28, 2026, 11:27:07 Also if you want to get really technical - CanHartlebHireSnider March 28, 2026, 11:37:37 Also to note PCA only entered the year with 1.170 service time - CanHartlebHireSnider March 28, 2026, 11:46:14 Ok thanks, the PCA contract/Busch not was throwing me off - RVA March 28, 2026, 14:33:12 The late arriving players really do get royally screwed in this system.* - OB25 March 28, 2026, 11:54:56 Under the current CBA there's now a bonus pool based on service time - CanHartlebHireSnider March 28, 2026, 12:44:08 Last year PCA got $1.2 million in bonus, Horton ~$850k and Busch ~$500k - CanHartlebHireSnider March 28, 2026, 12:45:51 Shaw under team control for awhile too - RVA March 28, 2026, 11:12:09 Nico got 6 years $141 million * - MC March 27, 2026, 17:23:08 $141 million for Nico. 4th largest contract for a 2B ever* - CanHartlebHireSnider March 27, 2026, 17:22:54 Cards were down 7-1 in the 6th. Come back to win 9-7. Wetherhold hit a HR - DanSaint March 26, 2026, 18:26:56 ABS seems fine? Doesn’t seem annoying * - MC March 26, 2026, 18:19:22 Nico extension! LFG! Now do Seiya* - CanHartlebHireSnider March 26, 2026, 17:05:48 Wow 6 years for Nico! That stuns me. Tom breaking out the checkbook lately* - CanHartlebHireSnider March 26, 2026, 17:22:07 Yeah that surprised me too.* - Carl Spackler March 26, 2026, 17:24:59 does make you wonder...do they see Shaw as tradeable or is he an OF'er now? - DanSaint March 26, 2026, 17:11:11 These things work themselves out. Shaw is moving around - CanHartlebHireSnider March 26, 2026, 17:14:46 Well that sucked. I can’t get over how many hard hit balls the Nats had - CanHartlebHireSnider March 26, 2026, 16:41:40 especially holding Wood to an 0-4 and 3 Ks. Although I do like House and Abrams in their lineup* - DanSaint March 26, 2026, 17:34:15 Well this is shit * - MC March 26, 2026, 14:30:28 I blame Matt Shaw... - KingTalkyTiki March 26, 2026, 15:02:55 do we seriously need politics in every fucking thread?* - VIV March 26, 2026, 15:04:10 Probably.* - KingTalkyTiki March 26, 2026, 15:12:59 While I agree with your stance on Shaw, I don’t think we need that. * - MC March 26, 2026, 15:14:05 Thanks for your feedback. - KingTalkyTiki March 26, 2026, 15:32:42 Matt "Oil Can" Boyd (derogative).* - Warrin'_Illini March 26, 2026, 14:26:55 All the US WBC starters didn't pitch well* - DanSaint March 26, 2026, 14:46:55 Can now watch marquee via the prime video app - ISeeDeadHawkeyes March 26, 2026, 13:58:40 Bregman had a bad spring. Probably means nothing but I hope the Cubs didn't pay up - Toonces March 26, 2026, 13:36:10 What? He hit over .500 with a 1.800 ops in the spring* - CanHartlebHireSnider March 26, 2026, 16:42:53 I stand corrected. Maybe I was just thinking about his WBC.* - Toonces March 26, 2026, 16:52:42 He didn't look great for Boston after he came back from injury* - Chicago1995 March 26, 2026, 13:54:28 Meh. He's only 31* - illini21 March 26, 2026, 13:54:10 We know this much: he is slow.* - Warrin'_Illini March 26, 2026, 14:27:23 Baseball is happening.* - Warrin'_Illini March 26, 2026, 13:21:31 Let's Do This - KingTalkyTiki March 25, 2026, 10:41:27 The game tonight is on Netflix, WTF* - reggiedunlop March 25, 2026, 9:21:43 There is a Cubs game tonight?* - JFG March 25, 2026, 10:10:19 No. Giants/Yankees* - CanHartlebHireSnider March 25, 2026, 10:11:06 aw shit we're still doing baseball? * - ijustkrushalot March 25, 2026, 10:11:00 I had no clue when the season started. Nice that Illini hoops is overlapping with MLB.* - Warrin'_Illini March 25, 2026, 10:39:59 6/$115 for Pete. Starting next year* - CanHartlebHireSnider March 24, 2026, 18:00:54 Seems like a great deal for both sides.* - Warrin'_Illini March 25, 2026, 9:00:11 Sounds like that infielder spot will just be Scott Kingery. Carlson made it - CanHartlebHireSnider March 24, 2026, 13:05:34 I am so excited to see Horton this year. He was magic 2nd half * - MC March 24, 2026, 0:22:17 Looks Alcantara to Iowa. So Carlson gets a bench spot. Seems like - CanHartlebHireSnider March 23, 2026, 22:25:39 Cubs finalizing an extension for PCA, per Passan* - OB25 March 23, 2026, 22:06:36 Done deal, per MLB Network. - Illiniphil March 24, 2026, 10:22:41 Awesome. Now do Nico* - CanHartlebHireSnider March 23, 2026, 22:17:51 View all; Collapse ^ I had a dream last night that my piss came out like spray foam insulation - biclops August 12, 2026, 06:28:15 View all; 6 responses; memyselfandillini Yesterday, 10:26:57 ⇥ It's telling you to drink a case of beer and go fight wildfires* - Stu August 12, 2026, 08:18:42 Save thousands on your home energy bills with this one trick they don’t want you to know about. * - doubledown August 12, 2026, 07:36:49 Were you wearing appropriate PPE?* - ATL August 12, 2026, 07:10:21 Well that would be quite a business opportunity. - SurfTheBoneyard August 12, 2026, 07:05:39 or it's telling you to better insulate your home - IlliniSax05 August 12, 2026, 06:29:57 or your drawers* - memyselfandillini Yesterday, 10:26:57 View all; Collapse ^ 1881-3, q8 - complainant Yesterday, 00:11:04 View all; 3 responses; Tuscy Yesterday, 07:19:54 ⇥ 2 - Tuscy Yesterday, 07:19:54 4 - Illiniphil Yesterday, 05:42:05 3, q7 - larue33 Yesterday, 04:25:08 View all; Collapse ^ I tried to make a copycat Garcia’s Gutbuster pizza yesterday - bbonb August 12, 2026, 10:37:22 View all; 23 responses; ECEIllinois Yesterday, 01:58:07 ⇥ They changed to a freeze dried crust in like...1996. That was the death of Garcias* - PDO August 12, 2026, 18:36:33 I tried to make a copycat Garcia's balloon yesterday. Didn't get off the ground. - osklister August 12, 2026, 16:47:07 HA! north texas inside scoop - redgrange77 August 12, 2026, 14:49:12 Damn. Will def. have to try if I'm ever in the metroplex (have not since our Zaxby's Bowl)* - ECEIllinois Yesterday, 01:58:07 I have to experience COSM* - bbonb August 12, 2026, 18:11:54 It’s awesome. Planning to hit COSM in a couple weeks for an EPL match.* - ATL August 12, 2026, 18:37:41 the one in the decatur mall was always on point. i tried the mattis location once...once* - lcubed August 12, 2026, 10:54:46 I came dangerously close to choking to death at the Decatur location* - opossum jenkins August 12, 2026, 18:30:22 Early 1980’s Garcia was very good* - TarheelIllini August 12, 2026, 10:52:50 I'm not sure I ever ate there once. Maybe next time I'm in town. - Warrin'_Illini August 12, 2026, 10:42:52 I made it a point to get Bonnie Jeans sober once - ijustkrushalot August 12, 2026, 10:43:54 Loved that place* - cpsteine August 12, 2026, 23:04:03 think I only ever ordered calzones from them* - ECEIllinois August 12, 2026, 16:28:52 The best calzones, and their pizza was pretty good, too. - illinibone August 12, 2026, 20:10:31 For sure, I lived close so would get lunch there sometimes. Loved it.* - Warrin'_Illini August 12, 2026, 10:53:19 I had Garcias like once or twice.. probably circa 2004-2005 - ijustkrushalot August 12, 2026, 10:42:47 I had garcia’s in the 2000s and it had obviously gone way downhill compared to the 1990s* - ATL August 12, 2026, 11:00:31 a roommate I had jr. and sr. year worked there for a bit and would come home smelling of it - IlliniSax05 August 12, 2026, 10:50:55 It was best enjoyed after an afternoon on the Quad, in a cloud of marijuana smoke, - complainant August 12, 2026, 10:48:31 Man.. LaBamba was right there and they were fantastic * - ijustkrushalot August 12, 2026, 10:49:26 If La Bamba was there in the mid 1970s, I didn't see it. - complainant August 12, 2026, 10:52:12 You probably forgot the 6 shots of vodka and 3 Bud Ices* - Desert August 12, 2026, 10:42:08 luzl* - bbonb August 12, 2026, 10:47:06 View all; Collapse ^ What is a good HYA that works with Venmo?* - reggiedunlop August 12, 2026, 17:25:07 View all; 2 responses; Stu August 12, 2026, 18:46:59 ⇥ 3-Hydroxyaspartic acid?* - Stu August 12, 2026, 18:46:59 Assuming that HYA means High Yield (Savings) Account, both my Ally savings and Fidelity Cash Mgmt - ATL August 12, 2026, 18:03:07 View all; Collapse ^ Apologies if there’s a thread I missed, but I fucking loved The Odyssey (sp). - nash July 20, 2026, 13:48:30 View all; 113 responses; harb August 12, 2026, 18:11:44 ⇥ I need to see The Odyssey in a regular theater after watching it in IMAX. - ECEIllinois August 10, 2026, 23:12:11 I can't wait to see PrimeTime. I've been working on my Chris Hansen ever since I saw the trailer. - Warrin'_Illini August 10, 2026, 15:51:38 So for any of you nerds who are more versed on the source material (SP) - ijustkrushalot August 10, 2026, 13:03:40 My recollection sp - CanHartlebHireSnider August 10, 2026, 13:12:22 I guess this is a movie thread. Saw Spider-Man this weekend. (no sp) - VIV August 10, 2026, 09:46:20 Saw it today. Really liked it. * - harb August 12, 2026, 18:11:44 I co-sign. Saw it Friday, nearly full theater. Enjoyed it. Lots of applause at the end.* - LovetheChief August 10, 2026, 10:03:44 applauding a movie is weird to me. * - VIV August 10, 2026, 11:12:25 Went with my 14 year old and the theater was all Gen Z kids in HS and college - Blazer August 10, 2026, 15:15:10 I think I spontaneously broke into clapping after Maverick. But I can't think of another one.* - LovetheChief August 10, 2026, 11:42:05 At the end? - Chuck Woodaby August 10, 2026, 12:01:52 Nit: beach football, not beach volleyball * - VIV August 10, 2026, 12:05:25 nit: dogfight football! - digs August 10, 2026, 16:50:46 Who could tell with all those hot bods?* - Chuck Woodaby August 10, 2026, 12:29:18 especially *that* one!* - Sammich August 10, 2026, 11:40:34 what are the questions you have? - IlliniSax05 August 10, 2026, 09:58:23 (sp) - VIV August 10, 2026, 10:01:42 bros before hoes* - Sammich August 10, 2026, 11:07:26 I assumed (sp) - IlliniSax05 August 10, 2026, 10:24:15 but (sp) - VIV August 10, 2026, 11:11:58 So you're saying he couldn't remember how to ride a bike? * - Tuscy August 10, 2026, 11:34:31 Not if Peter taught him or he did it with Peter. ;-)* - DocWalk20 August 10, 2026, 11:36:06 (sp) - IlliniSax05 August 10, 2026, 11:24:26 Re: (sp) - VIV August 10, 2026, 12:13:05 I could buy that more of Ned had said, "Peter?" first. But Peter said it and then Ned... - Tuscy August 10, 2026, 12:31:13 ^^This^^* - DocWalk20 August 10, 2026, 13:21:52 (sp) - Sammich August 10, 2026, 11:47:26 This is what I assumed, also. * - Tuscy August 10, 2026, 11:01:26 I think (sp) - aimlessillini August 10, 2026, 10:47:29 saw it last night (sp-ish) - IlliniSax05 August 10, 2026, 08:46:35 Just saw it on an 8:05 AM show in IMAX (because all normal times are sold out in Atlanta). Really - ATL August 9, 2026, 11:02:00 Also - ATL August 9, 2026, 20:50:12 Very good movie, enjoyed it * - TarheelIllini August 6, 2026, 12:55:10 TIL that Odysseus died like a combination of King Laius and Steve Irwin - Sammich July 29, 2026, 9:32:50 Translator Emily Wilson on Nolan and the movie - Potomac July 28, 2026, 12:15:06 Some people say Nolan's treatment is too woke. Emily Wilson says it's NOT WOKE ENOUGH.* - ATL August 10, 2026, 12:03:35 I found her review nonsensical - CanHartlebHireSnider July 28, 2026, 12:26:04 Have tickets for IMAX next Friday at 10. Earliest show I could get that wasn't in the front 3 rows* - ECEIllinois July 28, 2026, 0:47:44 Same thing here in Atlanta. Streisand effect partially to start and now rave word of mouth.* - ATL July 28, 2026, 6:57:25 Maybe the loudest movie I’ve ever seen * - MC July 27, 2026, 23:53:16 Also every showing I looked at today was near full. Good job MAGA nailed that box office dud* - MC July 27, 2026, 23:57:19 Saw it in 4D in DC. Bad ass. Gonna hit up 70mm back in AZ* - uofi1998 July 25, 2026, 16:58:22 Emily Wilson on being "the woman who translated Odyssey" - Potomac July 25, 2026, 14:38:27 Stupid question: is she the first woman to have done this? Is this the translation used by Nolan in - ATL July 28, 2026, 8:12:36 First woman to translate the entire Odyssey into English verse, and yes... - Potomac July 28, 2026, 8:28:37 Great answer * - JacobRDaugherty July 25, 2026, 16:17:49 Had to postpone my viewing today* - TarheelIllini July 23, 2026, 10:46:37 what happened? Did you catch the cyclo?* - bbonb July 23, 2026, 11:36:07 dog issues, look in the dog thread* - TarheelIllini July 23, 2026, 13:57:27 yeah, too much work* - bbonb July 25, 2026, 17:31:15 I'll alert the media. - osklister July 23, 2026, 11:00:53 I’ll put this here - what is the movie theater etiquette for the row circled here - OB25 July 23, 2026, 10:25:58 In sports venues, they’re usually sold as 1 handicap and 1 companion - assassin July 23, 2026, 10:53:27 I saw it Monday in this exact theater. I wouldn’t sit there. - illini July 23, 2026, 10:35:13 Good to know, thanks. How important do you think being in the middle is? - OB25 July 23, 2026, 11:05:38 My wife likes aisle seats so we were J1-2. I’m sure the middle would be touch better - illini July 23, 2026, 11:41:12 I sat two seats in from a side. Was not an issue for me at all - snipes824 July 23, 2026, 11:07:38 Who blinded you with science? - DT July 23, 2026, 11:13:15 Musk says he’ll make an AI version of the Odyssey by the end of the year - biclops July 22, 2026, 18:46:14 Good. Nobody wants to see an unauthentic cyclops* - bbonb July 23, 2026, 11:34:56 What do you call a cyclops with two eyes?* - biclops July 23, 2026, 12:50:17 Imagine having a trillion dollars and focusing on this - illini July 23, 2026, 10:08:54 Imagine having such awful self-esteem that even a trillion dollars couldn't fix it.* - KingTalkyTiki July 23, 2026, 10:49:39 Hilarious that some people think he's a genius. * - doubledown July 23, 2026, 7:47:17 oOo - KingTalkyTiki July 22, 2026, 20:56:36 Making the Odyssey "historically accurate" is NOT FUCKING HISTORICALLY ACCURATE. - Sammich July 22, 2026, 20:48:49 Eh. Elon worshippers think the bible is a true story. He's not losing any followers here.* - complainant July 22, 2026, 21:01:11 Also got a soft spot for the great replacement theroy. - KingTalkyTiki July 22, 2026, 21:14:55 ………….ok?* - VIV July 22, 2026, 19:14:58 Rosie O'Donnell should seek a preemptive injunction. - complainant July 22, 2026, 18:57:29 This might be an even stupider manufactured outrage than Obama’s tan suit.* - DT July 22, 2026, 18:51:11 lol I was trying to think of a comparison. Also weird from the sense that Christopher Nolan - CoronaTheirAss July 22, 2026, 19:10:26 Seeing it tomorrow morning, looking forward to it!!!!* - TarheelIllini July 22, 2026, 10:50:57 Google maps. I chuckled…. - LeatherneckIllini July 22, 2026, 10:39:25 It looks like it’s turning Matt Damon into Karl Urban * - meanjeans July 23, 2026, 10:06:51 Probably being paid to like it* - gvibes July 21, 2026, 0:37:01 WOOOOOOOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - VIV July 21, 2026, 9:15:46 Yep. Incredible. Can’t wait to watch it again.* - voiceofreason July 20, 2026, 22:33:23 fantastic, but geez was it LOUD! Now get off my lawn* - Phytynlini July 20, 2026, 22:02:22 That was awesome. From when he leaves (sp) - illini July 20, 2026, 19:53:09 The weekend & evening shows at my local IMAX basically have only front row seats available - biclops July 20, 2026, 16:37:02 I happened to remember I wanted seats early last week and was glad I got them. - Tuscy July 20, 2026, 17:17:54 Apparently people are wearing toga's to the movie. * - osklister July 20, 2026, 15:30:10 cringe* - VIV July 20, 2026, 15:30:47 Sorry ..togaz* - Phytynlini July 20, 2026, 21:59:10 how's the violence level for an 11 y/o? - Gene Parmesan July 20, 2026, 15:00:16 (sp) - VIV July 20, 2026, 15:08:35 Nm - IlliniRunner July 20, 2026, 18:49:37 And (sp for a 3000 year old story) - IlliniRunner July 20, 2026, 18:49:37 good to know, thanks - Gene Parmesan July 20, 2026, 15:27:02 To add to VIV (sp) - Blazer July 20, 2026, 15:56:42 I don't think I can sit in a theater that long* - Sammich July 20, 2026, 14:46:12 Strongly considering catching it in 4dx...deciding between that and IMAX.* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes July 20, 2026, 14:16:02 Will probably catch it Friday ( im off work) or Saturday * - DanSaint July 20, 2026, 14:10:02 Fucking* - Stu July 20, 2026, 14:03:38 also loved it (sp) - VIV July 20, 2026, 14:02:34 nm - ijustkrushalot August 10, 2026, 13:03:08 My interpretation was B. But could also see it being A. She was a manifestation of his guilt* - IlliniRunner July 20, 2026, 14:11:04 I thought B during the show. * - Tuscy July 20, 2026, 14:09:35 My interpretation was definitely B - Blazer July 20, 2026, 14:06:43 I say B.* - nash July 20, 2026, 14:04:57 So good. Still thinking about it three days later, will probably see it again - Blazer July 20, 2026, 13:59:37 So dumb. - nash July 20, 2026, 14:03:35 They did take some liberties with anachronistic roles - RVA July 20, 2026, 16:38:02 gotta love the recasting of Patroclus in Troy as Achilles' "cousin"* - VIV July 21, 2026, 9:15:29 Megyn Kelly nailed this prediction that it would be a movie that no one has any interest in. - OB25 July 20, 2026, 14:51:14 having watched a minute of that, I realized she doesn't deserve the clicks and views. - theBard July 20, 2026, 15:04:20 And at the end of the day, your star actor in 97% of the scenes is the whitest guy possible - Blazer July 20, 2026, 14:08:03 Same. Glad I went and saw it in iMax. * - Tuscy July 20, 2026, 13:58:17 Did you do imax for it? Trying to decide if it’s worth the extra drive* - CoronaTheirAss July 20, 2026, 13:57:07 I’m lucky. A 70 mm screen is 20 minutes away. I think standard imax would be awesome too.* - nash July 20, 2026, 14:02:14 Very jealous, would love to see it in 70 mm - Blazer July 20, 2026, 14:03:25 Agreed. It was great* - bjl63 July 20, 2026, 13:55:16 View all; Collapse ^ Somehow I'd never heard of it, but now I'm catching up on Formula 1: Drive to Survive - doubledown August 11, 2026, 14:59:49 View all; 10 responses; Quiz August 12, 2026, 18:02:35 ⇥ Drive to Survive is great* - Quiz August 12, 2026, 18:02:35 You did Crossfit and you have never heard of Drive to Survive - Sounder August 11, 2026, 15:31:40 I have never done Crossfit. Ever. * - doubledown August 11, 2026, 15:37:15 I thought during your hardcore workout phase - Sounder August 11, 2026, 15:42:27 No. - doubledown August 11, 2026, 15:49:26 The year with the Grossjean fire/crash was really good. Haven't watched probably the last - ATL August 11, 2026, 15:19:59 it got more and more soap opera-y. I lost interest.* - illinibone August 12, 2026, 13:41:27 I just picked my nose* - Stu August 11, 2026, 15:15:11 I'll bet your Fusion post would have done better if you hadn't fucked up the link. * - doubledown August 11, 2026, 15:16:23 I'm not here for ratings. I'm here to observe the troglodytes* - Stu August 11, 2026, 15:22:50 View all; Collapse ^ We're supposed to be losing gravity for 7.3 seconds right now - VIV August 12, 2026, 08:33:50 View all; 36 responses; osklister August 12, 2026, 16:50:39 ⇥ Damit, shoulda scheduled my weigh-in. - osklister August 12, 2026, 16:50:39 We still have time folks - ATL August 12, 2026, 16:14:35 Ope, there goes gravity* - Chilango August 12, 2026, 15:57:21 Most popular song to use the Midwest term, "Ope"?* - KingTalkyTiki August 12, 2026, 16:02:48 everybody check in. * - VIV August 12, 2026, 09:35:44 I'm floating - ATL August 12, 2026, 09:40:18 I backed into a cop car, the other day - Chilango August 12, 2026, 16:04:51 that seems to be based on less of an understanding of how Gravity works than the movie Gravity.* - ijustkrushalot August 12, 2026, 09:29:57 *Elphaba battle cry* * - Sammich August 12, 2026, 09:15:51 I think you're off an hour. - EffinIllini August 12, 2026, 08:51:20 And I'm gonna be high as a kite by then......... - Illiniphil August 12, 2026, 09:48:50 [nit] Bernie [/nit]* - complainant August 12, 2026, 15:53:20 Finally for the first time since 1998, I will weigh less than 200lbs!* - timmer August 12, 2026, 09:08:52 OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO* - VIV August 12, 2026, 08:55:12 I was just wondering why I hadn't hit my head on the ceiling yet.* - EffinIllini August 12, 2026, 08:59:05 And speaking of time...whatever happened to the DC talk of no spring / fall time changes?* - EffinIllini August 12, 2026, 08:53:35 And whatever happened to DC Talk?* - Sammich August 12, 2026, 09:17:25 and whatever happened to Christian Rap/pop group DC Talk?* - Gene Parmesan August 12, 2026, 09:16:22 And speaking of DC Talk, Time is Ticking Away* - Taz August 12, 2026, 09:23:07 DAMMIT* - Sammich August 12, 2026, 09:17:41 The Senate is stalling it, because they're skeered of dark morning commutes - Stu August 12, 2026, 08:55:41 Polling probably determined it wouldn't sway a key demographic.* - complainant August 12, 2026, 08:55:06 Technically, if you could measure gravity on a billionths of a g basis, gravity fluctuates - Stu August 12, 2026, 08:46:07 We can calculate it, but don't know why it happens. I think Interstellar tried to - Warrin'_Illini August 12, 2026, 08:48:21 it's "love", warren. * - VIV August 12, 2026, 09:36:29 Why wouldn't we know why it happens? - Stu August 12, 2026, 08:50:15 I'm talking about gravity in general. All objects exert gravity on each other that - Warrin'_Illini August 12, 2026, 08:55:08 Ah, gravity's effect on the curvature of space-time isn't something that can be understood easily - Stu August 12, 2026, 09:00:14 Mass. * - doubledown August 12, 2026, 08:57:54 Mass and distance, yes. But why?* - Warrin'_Illini August 12, 2026, 09:02:36 any object with mass distorts spacetime. the larger the mass, the larger the distortion* - VIV August 12, 2026, 09:39:32 He meant you should go to a Catholic church on Sundays - Stu August 12, 2026, 09:03:43 I should have gone to the Sox game yesterday for the Pope hat and blessings. - Warrin'_Illini August 12, 2026, 09:06:08 Cyclospora again?* - complainant August 12, 2026, 08:40:33 You should have bought your own gravity like I did. There was an email. * - doubledown August 12, 2026, 08:40:01 Don't like that.* - Warrin'_Illini August 12, 2026, 08:38:21 View all; Collapse ^ 99 years ago today, - larue33 August 12, 2026, 16:22:16 No responses Am I racist? - doubledown August 11, 2026, 13:27:26 View all; 10 responses; Chilango August 12, 2026, 16:20:58 ⇥ Nope* - Chilango August 12, 2026, 16:20:58 Our algorithms are very different. If I hear an Australian accent, I assume I'm about to see some - Taz August 11, 2026, 18:10:58 Only a kangaroo court would convict you.* - DT August 11, 2026, 16:03:43 Here me out...everyone should get a hall pass - Sounder August 11, 2026, 14:25:57 Where you out?* - DocWalk20 August 11, 2026, 15:00:41 Damn, didn't even notice that* - Sounder August 11, 2026, 15:34:21 Yes* - ECEIllinois August 11, 2026, 13:37:47 i always have to say this... - lcubed August 11, 2026, 13:35:08 I had a neighbor in my apart. complex from Australia. She convinced me to try Vegemite. - KingTalkyTiki August 11, 2026, 13:34:30 No, you're just an aboriginal.* - ATL August 11, 2026, 13:32:16 View all; Collapse ^ How much AI are you using in your daily life at this point? - doubledown August 11, 2026, 10:22:27 View all; 71 responses; doubledown August 12, 2026, 16:14:28 ⇥ Me and AI are pals today - Jackie August 12, 2026, 15:04:12 Double check anything you get from Google’s AI. It’s exceptionally sycophantic. - doubledown August 12, 2026, 16:14:28 I wrote my speech at my son's wedding last weekend by myself, no AI - Potomac August 12, 2026, 12:00:22 this board could use an AI agent. It would eliminate posts like: - bbonb August 12, 2026, 10:31:15 For the first one, I could also just look at Google reviews. But I like recs here better - Taz August 12, 2026, 15:35:13 Why would you want to eliminate questions like that?* - IlliniRunner August 12, 2026, 13:34:19 AI: "are you asking about an African or European swallow?" - IlliniSax05 August 12, 2026, 12:06:11 Trying to avoid using this new version of AI as much as I can - RVA August 12, 2026, 10:21:22 Quite a bit every day* - Chilango August 12, 2026, 09:37:06 A lot over the past couple years. EPIC Haiku has AI interpretative dictation system called DAX - ibdoc August 12, 2026, 09:08:49 Coincidentally, I just learned that my company is dropping Perplexity. - doubledown August 12, 2026, 08:24:54 My experience with Copilot is almost universally bad. - tvillini August 12, 2026, 09:32:15 I use it for various personal and professional tasks that are more time consuming than they're worth - tvillini August 12, 2026, 08:20:05 None. Zip. Zero.* - LovetheChief August 11, 2026, 18:07:06 I've been letting AI post for me here since 2023.* - KingTalkyTiki August 11, 2026, 17:56:30 None * - illiniranger August 11, 2026, 17:49:24 i use it as a guide for an idea I have had for a while. - DanSaint August 11, 2026, 17:08:47 So ... Back to the Future? * - doubledown August 11, 2026, 17:10:13 BTTF crossed with the movie Yesterday - Gene Parmesan August 11, 2026, 17:17:39 kinda...yeah. I don't expect it to go anywhere but at least I have a path to at least play it out* - DanSaint August 11, 2026, 18:31:26 I’m vibe coding in SysML like you read about* - opossum jenkins August 11, 2026, 17:04:15 Every day at work, occasionally for personal use* - PapaDels August 11, 2026, 15:20:45 Zero * - larue33 August 11, 2026, 14:57:17 my man* - IlliniRunner August 11, 2026, 17:20:12 What browsers & search engines are you two using?* - complainant August 11, 2026, 18:04:37 Duck Duck go, and Google with a script to disable the AI suggestions* - IlliniRunner August 12, 2026, 13:32:32 pretty much all the time, personal and biznaz* - bbonb August 11, 2026, 14:30:55 how can we be sure the "bbonb" persona hasn't been AI all along? - IlliniSax05 August 11, 2026, 14:41:11 How big is your context window?* - DT August 11, 2026, 16:04:20 Maybe the lovely and talented MrsBonBon can attest to reality vs. artificiality? - DocWalk20 August 11, 2026, 14:59:35 Maybe he's got a really big rubber band.* - complainant August 11, 2026, 15:11:00 ^^Attention doubledown^^** - DocWalk20 August 11, 2026, 16:38:22 Never for work but all the time for personal use* - illini21 August 11, 2026, 14:23:03 Mostly for extended web searches (Gemini). Claude occasionally for work. - EffinIllini August 11, 2026, 14:02:09 I enjoy telling Gemini it's completely wrong. - complainant August 11, 2026, 15:00:52 lol; “do better, bitch”* - bbonb August 12, 2026, 07:59:43 For work, hourly. Personally, a few times a week.* - Carl Spackler August 11, 2026, 13:28:14 0%. It’s horrendous * - IlliniRunner August 11, 2026, 13:24:01 You a real one. Always have been.* - Warrin'_Illini August 11, 2026, 13:55:59 we have entrerprise licenses at work and are encouraged to use them for efficiency - torinese August 11, 2026, 13:20:42 as little as possible - Sammich August 11, 2026, 13:13:15 yuuuuuup* - IlliniRunner August 11, 2026, 17:20:23 cosign - IlliniSax05 August 11, 2026, 14:27:51 oh, and the second-to-last thing I want to do - Sammich August 11, 2026, 13:16:32 Helps a lot with busy work like meeting minutes and catching up on emails. - Warrin'_Illini August 11, 2026, 13:04:18 Personally 1-2 times a week. Work like 2 times a month. * - MC August 11, 2026, 12:55:17 All the time for both work and personal* - snipes824 August 11, 2026, 12:36:58 Almost nothing, other than what shows up in other apps that I can't avoid - Blazer August 11, 2026, 12:18:10 Zero that I’m aware of. I’m sure it’s imbedded in other things… - haighter August 11, 2026, 12:15:49 Only as much as it is automatically added to things I already use, like Google* - Taz August 11, 2026, 12:15:39 Use enterprise ChatGPT multiple times daily. Use co-pilot a couple of times a week. - DocWalk20 August 11, 2026, 12:09:11 Ambient listening is pretty cool* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes August 11, 2026, 12:32:15 Yep. It sure is. I don’t personally use it much though as I rarely do direct patient care these days - DocWalk20 August 11, 2026, 12:45:29 Right now just occasionally for work and a tiny bit personally - DT August 11, 2026, 11:51:29 I use Claude for coding and research* - CoronaTheirAss August 11, 2026, 11:47:07 I haven't written a line of code by hand in 6 months. * - londoner August 11, 2026, 11:46:44 probably works better if you type it anyway - IlliniSax05 August 11, 2026, 12:08:32 Neither have I, tbh* - ATL August 11, 2026, 11:51:14 A fair amount for work and then random household uses. - AintHatin August 11, 2026, 11:44:26 I use it to create caricatures of Trump - Stu August 11, 2026, 11:36:44 I have used Perplexity to create itineraries for trips. Looking forward to a four-hour London - ATL August 11, 2026, 10:54:13 we use claude for work for a few things* - VIV August 11, 2026, 10:52:15 Used it to catalog my books, which was a long-term goal, worked great and was really quick - reggiedunlop August 11, 2026, 10:43:47 Personally, not at all. Business, just a little - Jackie August 11, 2026, 10:40:38 I used our Copilot to make a movie poster for a movie called Sharksnownado... - shua August 11, 2026, 10:44:59 You should have AI make the music for one of The Kessel Run albums.* - Tortillini August 11, 2026, 12:03:57 Here's the prompt... - shua August 11, 2026, 12:14:13 Then it asked if I wanted it to be a Rock Ballad... - shua August 11, 2026, 12:15:31 ooo - doubledown August 11, 2026, 12:36:18 Whatever you do, don't check the website.* - Chuck Woodaby August 11, 2026, 12:12:56 LMFCO that’s beautiful * - Jackie August 11, 2026, 10:51:08 View all; Collapse ^ Stephen King Spinoff: The End Of The World As We Know It (kind of long?) - Wotcher August 12, 2026, 08:53:29 View all; 17 responses; Taz August 12, 2026, 15:32:09 ⇥ I had heard of The Stand before, but only as the name of a King novel - bbonb August 12, 2026, 10:44:59 Thanks for the heads up. Which book are you unable to find?* - Taz August 12, 2026, 10:29:06 It's not that I CAN'T find it. I have, years ago, found a few that are being sold... - Wotcher August 12, 2026, 10:42:10 Looks like you could pick it up pretty cheap if you settle for a German or Portuguese edition. * - larue33 August 12, 2026, 13:53:19 Yikes! Signed first edition of Creepshow = $1750! Signed first edition of Thinner = $2995! - Wotcher August 12, 2026, 14:14:33 I just had the opposite experience. - larue33 August 12, 2026, 15:15:29 Were you hoping these would trend like the Beanie Babies collectibles market valuation?* - DocWalk20 August 12, 2026, 14:35:30 To be perfectly honest... - Wotcher August 12, 2026, 14:48:51 Did you play Powerball for tonight? 1 BILLION DOLLARS!!* - Taz August 12, 2026, 15:32:09 Hmm...interesting. Although while we both speak a bit of Deutsch, it wouldn't match the collection.* - Wotcher August 12, 2026, 14:06:27 And actually, that all being said... I also need to get around to doing something about - Wotcher August 12, 2026, 10:48:38 Ah, I missed the new part. I was going to offer to look at thrift stores and rummage sales - Taz August 12, 2026, 10:45:29 Be aware of what version of The Gunslinger you're looking at when you buy it. There are two... - Wotcher August 12, 2026, 10:58:01 You thought the original gunslinger was not that great?! It's one of my favorite books - Taz August 12, 2026, 12:50:37 I don't believe it's bad, but the writing style isn't the SK we've come to know and love. You can - Wotcher August 12, 2026, 13:35:10 I'll be back to discuss it. But much like it took King many years to write all the books, it - Taz August 12, 2026, 13:40:31 I read it too. Really enjoyed it. - KingTalkyTiki August 12, 2026, 10:23:28 View all; Collapse ^ Josh Kushner & Bob Iger buying the Lakers for $12B - IlliniSax05 August 12, 2026, 09:26:10 View all; 10 responses; gullit August 12, 2026, 12:42:01 ⇥ To think I thought I had Kush-lash in 1996. That was nothing; get rid of these guys.* - Warrin'_Illini August 12, 2026, 11:45:01 Conspiracy theories flying all around* - reggiedunlop August 12, 2026, 11:28:01 as if billionaires need conspiracies anymore* - Sammich August 12, 2026, 11:36:03 Correction: $12.5B - IlliniSax05 August 12, 2026, 11:02:28 Correction: I had sex with Katie* - Sammich August 12, 2026, 11:11:45 A Kushner to own the Lakers and PE to own the Yankees - illini August 12, 2026, 10:50:23 The worst part is this disease is spreading to European club football.* - gullit August 12, 2026, 12:42:01 Crazy. Little quick profit for Mark Walter who just bought the team last year - CanHartlebHireSnider August 12, 2026, 09:27:29 Seems like a great way for Kush et al to launder money* - memyselfandillini August 12, 2026, 12:23:32 Not sure what this has to do with my post but my guess is Josh Kushner wants to own an NBA team - CanHartlebHireSnider August 12, 2026, 12:35:54 View all; Collapse ^ I need new career ideas in case AI takes all the software jobs by January. Suggestions? * - doubledown August 12, 2026, 09:59:42 View all; 22 responses; Sammich August 12, 2026, 11:40:03 ⇥ drop-shipping* - Sammich August 12, 2026, 11:35:36 What products? * - doubledown August 12, 2026, 11:37:55 ideally something that isn't already being drop-shipped by every dipshit out there - Sammich August 12, 2026, 11:40:03 I have an opening in my business that I think you would be AMAZING at! - KingTalkyTiki August 12, 2026, 11:34:41 Barber* - PapaDels August 12, 2026, 10:44:09 oh yeah, great idea. then next year get replaced by an AI barber* - VIV August 12, 2026, 10:47:23 why don’t you ask AI?* - bbonb August 12, 2026, 10:32:23 walk the earth* - VIV August 12, 2026, 10:15:55 whatchu mean, "walk the earth"?* - Sammich August 12, 2026, 10:40:46 so you want him to be a bum - IlliniSax05 August 12, 2026, 10:25:31 Or show his bum (see first reply below)* - Taz August 12, 2026, 10:27:45 Toy opening blogcaster* - Stu August 12, 2026, 10:08:26 he's already got the script done for the first one - VIV August 12, 2026, 10:32:01 I'd rather ride my motorcycle off a cliff. * - doubledown August 12, 2026, 10:14:08 What if it was a toy motorcycle you were opening and blogcasting?* - Stu August 12, 2026, 10:17:12 Daredevil* - complainant August 12, 2026, 10:15:32 you want him to be a blind lawyer/ echolocation-based superhero?* - VIV August 12, 2026, 10:32:53 Is that wrong?* - complainant August 12, 2026, 11:15:14 onlyfans - IlliniSax05 August 12, 2026, 10:00:14 Kind of a crowded market. What's my differentiator? * - doubledown August 12, 2026, 10:01:49 Rubber bands?* - DocWalk20 August 12, 2026, 11:38:15 ooo - IlliniSax05 August 12, 2026, 10:02:27 View all; Collapse ^ I will never understand what is interesting about watching other people open toys on social media, - doubledown August 9, 2026, 21:17:46 View all; 9 responses; Taz August 12, 2026, 09:51:23 ⇥ ooo - Taz August 12, 2026, 09:51:23 ooo - IlliniSax05 August 10, 2026, 07:53:37 it's almost like everything isn't for everyone. I'm sure plenty of people don't understand... - shua August 10, 2026, 07:41:48 I mean, he rides a motorcycle. Talk about Darwin. - Stu August 10, 2026, 08:14:09 Going on 5 years now, and not so much as a close call. - doubledown August 10, 2026, 08:19:58 Sorry. Didn't mean to shit on your hobby of making videos of yourself opening toys. * - doubledown August 10, 2026, 07:44:18 That’s a whole different video genre.* - DT August 10, 2026, 07:47:26 Cool! Link?* - Stu August 10, 2026, 04:13:54 How can you be so sure?* - complainant August 9, 2026, 21:51:31 View all; Collapse ^ 1880-5, q8 - complainant August 12, 2026, 02:14:15 View all; 3 responses; Tuscy August 12, 2026, 07:18:32 ⇥ 6 - Tuscy August 12, 2026, 07:18:32 4, q7 - larue33 August 12, 2026, 06:21:26 4 - Illiniphil August 12, 2026, 06:05:19 View all; Collapse ^ PSA: fans of Richard Bachman’s The Long Walk…..run, don’t walk - TarheelIllini August 11, 2026, 11:47:41 View all; 7 responses; Taz August 11, 2026, 22:20:53 ⇥ Disagree. King’s version made a better book. The screenplay made a better movie - biclops August 11, 2026, 20:35:54 The best at internal dialogue and also pretty damn good at external dialogue, too - Taz August 11, 2026, 22:20:53 Having read a good number of his books, I say the same all the time.* - KingTalkyTiki August 11, 2026, 21:19:45 Meh, I enjoyed it.* - KingTalkyTiki August 11, 2026, 18:45:33 Pretty good ratings on RT. * - doubledown August 11, 2026, 18:40:07 The ending change was known and Stephen King approved it - Taz August 11, 2026, 18:12:37 As someone who didn't read the book, the movie was fine (not amazing, but kept interest) - UofIL6 August 11, 2026, 12:11:08 View all; Collapse ^

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