The Deuce

The Deuce
[ The Deuce ]

Hey Assassin, who is worse, the Sounders or the Earthquakes?

Posted by Sounder <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sounder' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 22, 2024, 9:50:01

We are terrible.

our xGA and our actual GA are the second biggest gap through this point

Posted by assassin <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=assassin' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 22, 2024, 11:39:18, in reply to "Hey Assassin, who is worse, the Sounders or the Earthquakes?"

in league history.

we're a not very good team that's also historically unlucky. what an incredible combo.

Previous Message

We are terrible.

Brandon Schrock of Laredo, Texas, told the federal government that his employer was “poop,” and his occupation was “pooper.”

I don't know what the Sounders xG is, but their offense just seems historically inept*

Posted by Sounder <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sounder' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 22, 2024, 11:41:04, in reply to "our xGA and our actual GA are the second biggest gap through this point"

Previous Message

in league history.

we're a not very good team that's also historically unlucky. what an incredible combo.

Previous Message

We are terrible.

only one of them shares a name with a niche sexual practice

Posted by Sammich <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sammich' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 22, 2024, 10:33:17, in reply to "Hey Assassin, who is worse, the Sounders or the Earthquakes?"

at least, as far as I know

probably don't google it, whether you're at work or not

my life is nothing I thought it should be and everything I was worried it would become

I'm not sure which one, and now I need to know*

Posted by Sounder <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sounder' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 22, 2024, 11:01:30, in reply to "only one of them shares a name with a niche sexual practice"

Previous Message

at least, as far as I know

probably don't google it, whether you're at work or not

ooo

Posted by Sammich <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sammich' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 22, 2024, 11:05:31, in reply to "I'm not sure which one, and now I need to know*"

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Sounding

my life is nothing I thought it should be and everything I was worried it would become

I assume you were talking about Earthquaking/Soaking?*

Posted by Sounder <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sounder' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 22, 2024, 11:06:27, in reply to "ooo"

Previous Message

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Sounding

this is why I said "that I know of"

Posted by Sammich <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sammich' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 22, 2024, 11:08:00, in reply to "I assume you were talking about Earthquaking/Soaking?*"

I knew about soaking, but didn't know of the earthquaking variation. I should have figured there'd be a sex act associated with that word.

my life is nothing I thought it should be and everything I was worried it would become

Imagine the cognitive dissonance required to think that was a sexual loophole*

Posted by Sounder <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sounder' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 22, 2024, 11:11:37, in reply to "this is why I said "that I know of""

Previous Message

I knew about soaking, but didn't know of the earthquaking variation. I should have figured there'd be a sex act associated with that word.

people will find a way to justify feeling good*

Posted by Sammich <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sammich' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 22, 2024, 11:16:16, in reply to "Imagine the cognitive dissonance required to think that was a sexual loophole*"

Previous Message

I knew about soaking, but didn't know of the earthquaking variation. I should have figured there'd be a sex act associated with that word.

my life is nothing I thought it should be and everything I was worried it would become

It's called trampolining*

Posted by Sounder <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sounder' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 22, 2024, 12:08:36, in reply to "people will find a way to justify feeling good*"

Previous Message

I knew about soaking, but didn't know of the earthquaking variation. I should have figured there'd be a sex act associated with that word.

The Sounders look old

Posted by BradUnderwoodforprez <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=BradUnderwoodforprez' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 22, 2024, 9:58:04, in reply to "Hey Assassin, who is worse, the Sounders or the Earthquakes?"

but the correct answer is the Quakes.

That match last night Galaxy is still trying to score a goal down a man (and up a goal) because they thought they could against the Quakes defense. And while they exposed themselves to the counter a bit they weren't wrong.

The Sounders don’t look old

Posted by Sounder <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sounder' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 22, 2024, 10:08:29, in reply to "The Sounders look old"

The Sounders ARE old. The offense is absolutely anemic.

Previous Message

The White Sox*

Posted by HamptonSki <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=HamptonSki' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 22, 2024, 9:54:12, in reply to "Hey Assassin, who is worse, the Sounders or the Earthquakes?"

Previous Message

We are terrible.

The Sounders have been shut out four times already

Posted by Sounder <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sounder' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 22, 2024, 9:54:06, in reply to "Hey Assassin, who is worse, the Sounders or the Earthquakes?"

And gotten four red cards in their last 7 home games.

Previous Message

We are terrible.

the Fire*

Posted by ISeeDeadHawkeyes <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ISeeDeadHawkeyes' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 22, 2024, 9:50:45, in reply to "Hey Assassin, who is worse, the Sounders or the Earthquakes?"

Previous Message

We are terrible.

Mansueto Out*

Posted by Poldark <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Poldark' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 22, 2024, 10:07:06, in reply to "the Fire*"

Previous Message

We are terrible.

Social Misfit who wants to coach Illinois women's basketball.

"That’s cool. Don’t really care what you think."

This. The fire are far worse than their record indicates. Zero redeeming qualities*

Posted by OrangeSox <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=OrangeSox' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 22, 2024, 9:53:03, in reply to "the Fire*"

Previous Message

We are terrible.

« Back to index

119

[ The Deuce ]