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The Tom Brady Roast is fantastic

Posted by illini21 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=illini21' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 5, 2024, 21:58:11

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As said. It’s way too much. Gronk might be the first bulletproof human

Posted by digs <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=digs' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 7, 2024, 9:51:27, in reply to "The Tom Brady Roast is fantastic"

No rules apply. He stays relevant. Goes off script. Just give him a zippo and be done.

Affleck was really bad which was kinda surprising

Cut Dana white and a few non comedic guests and it would’ve been solid.

I still dug it though.

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There is a reason the Comedy Central roasts are pretaped and edited*

Posted by Sounder <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sounder' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 7, 2024, 11:29:28, in reply to "As said. It’s way too much. Gronk might be the first bulletproof human"

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Drew Bledsoe was pretty great.

Posted by HamptonSki <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=HamptonSki' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 7, 2024, 8:48:03, in reply to "The Tom Brady Roast is fantastic"

I think he had a lot of his own winery's wine, but he was having such a good time.

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His wine is pretty solid. His connections to Leonetti really helped

Posted by JacobRDaugherty <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=JacobRDaugherty' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 7, 2024, 9:02:35, in reply to "Drew Bledsoe was pretty great."

Drew and Chris Figgins were in the same high school class. Drew Bledsoe acts like no one should know he is and he is some big nobody. Super surreal. I prefer Leonetti for the price but Doubleback is really good if someone else is buying

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I think he had a lot of his own winery's wine, but he was having such a good time.

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the winery is very good*

Posted by Sounder <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sounder' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 7, 2024, 11:19:07, in reply to "His wine is pretty solid. His connections to Leonetti really helped"

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I think he had a lot of his own winery's wine, but he was having such a good time.

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I can't get over it being 3 hours. I'm not gonna spend 3 hours of my life on that.

Posted by tvillini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=tvillini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 7, 2024, 8:34:03, in reply to "The Tom Brady Roast is fantastic"

I'd do it at an hour, maybe 90 minutes. But 3 hours... that's a slog.

Some guys go a hour, hour and a half...that's it!*

Posted by Sammich <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sammich' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 7, 2024, 8:44:59, in reply to "I can't get over it being 3 hours. I'm not gonna spend 3 hours of my life on that."

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I'd do it at an hour, maybe 90 minutes. But 3 hours... that's a slog.

my life is nothing I thought it should be and everything I was worried it would become

A man’s gotta put in overtime to get ME off!*

Posted by Jackie <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Jackie' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 7, 2024, 8:52:37, in reply to "Some guys go a hour, hour and a half...that's it!*"

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I'd do it at an hour, maybe 90 minutes. But 3 hours... that's a slog.

I knew you'd oop that alley*

Posted by Sammich <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sammich' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 7, 2024, 8:57:09, in reply to "A man’s gotta put in overtime to get ME off!*"

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I'd do it at an hour, maybe 90 minutes. But 3 hours... that's a slog.

my life is nothing I thought it should be and everything I was worried it would become

My man*

Posted by Jackie <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Jackie' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 7, 2024, 9:06:58, in reply to "I knew you'd oop that alley*"

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I'd do it at an hour, maybe 90 minutes. But 3 hours... that's a slog.

I made it 2m 3 seconds before I couldn't stand another second of Kevin Hart.

Posted by longsnapper <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=longsnapper' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 7, 2024, 7:58:12, in reply to "The Tom Brady Roast is fantastic"

I'll just watch the highlights

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Lots of puns, no real answers

I've never been a fan of these roasts, just seem like a celebrity circle jerk...

Posted by shua <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=shua' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 7, 2024, 8:50:09, in reply to "I made it 2m 3 seconds before I couldn't stand another second of Kevin Hart."

I'm sure that makes me someone that doesn't like fun

agree. it's cruelty for cruelty's sake. some funny lines sure but it's super redundant

Posted by John Coctostan <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=John+Coctostan' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 7, 2024, 10:19:13, in reply to "I've never been a fan of these roasts, just seem like a celebrity circle jerk..."

and the 'oh look at how edgy they are!!!' part just doesn't' do it for me.

They aren't for everyone but I like uncomfortable humor

Posted by illini21 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=illini21' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 7, 2024, 8:57:05, in reply to "I've never been a fan of these roasts, just seem like a celebrity circle jerk..."

You can literally say anything you want at a roast and not get cancelled.

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I'm sure that makes me someone that doesn't like fun

Yeah, I wasnt able to get through Hart's opener. Shut it off.*

Posted by ISeeDeadHawkeyes <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ISeeDeadHawkeyes' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 7, 2024, 8:35:05, in reply to "I made it 2m 3 seconds before I couldn't stand another second of Kevin Hart."

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I'll just watch the highlights

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Only made it through the first hour, but he was terrible. His only thing was to say

Posted by UofIL6 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=UofIL6' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 7, 2024, 8:27:24, in reply to "I made it 2m 3 seconds before I couldn't stand another second of Kevin Hart."

"F you, Tom" over and over again and talk about how great the night was without him actually being funny. They should've let a pro (Jeff Ross, etc.) handle that role

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I made it to about the 45 minute mark. There were some good jokes, but it was just too

Posted by Philo <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Philo' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 7, 2024, 7:48:02, in reply to "The Tom Brady Roast is fantastic"

vulgar. I've seen some good roasts, but never one that went to this extreme on the sex stuff. Just not my thing I guess.

An hour in. Nikki G was solid, but it seems underwhelming vs. some of the great roasts

Posted by UofIL6 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=UofIL6' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 6, 2024, 16:47:07, in reply to "The Tom Brady Roast is fantastic"

Way too many athletes trying to be funny, and Kevin Hart basically just says F this and F that

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I fast forwarded through all the non-comedians except Belichek*

Posted by OB25 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=OB25' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 6, 2024, 16:53:44, in reply to "An hour in. Nikki G was solid, but it seems underwhelming vs. some of the great roasts"

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Way too many athletes trying to be funny, and Kevin Hart basically just says F this and F that

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When something is happening, young people like to say it’s “lit.”

Edelman and Gronk are worth watching just so you can understand the backlash that's coming tomorrow*

Posted by Chuck Woodaby <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Chuck+Woodaby' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 6, 2024, 17:07:49, in reply to "I fast forwarded through all the non-comedians except Belichek*"

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Way too many athletes trying to be funny, and Kevin Hart basically just says F this and F that

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One thing clear is he is a total stiff.

Posted by SurfTheBoneyard <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=SurfTheBoneyard' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 6, 2024, 9:26:16, in reply to "The Tom Brady Roast is fantastic"

As a pitchman and analyst, he’s so robotic that AI is worried that he will take its job. Those Hertz ads are painful.

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Sky Marshal of the Luftwaffle

Yeah he's super lame and really going out of his way post retirement to prove otherwise.*

Posted by gullit <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=gullit' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 6, 2024, 17:08:29, in reply to "One thing clear is he is a total stiff."

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As a pitchman and analyst, he’s so robotic that AI is worried that he will take its job. Those Hertz ads are painful.

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Except he ruined it by defending Kraft…

Posted by SurfTheBoneyard <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=SurfTheBoneyard' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 6, 2024, 7:20:11, in reply to "The Tom Brady Roast is fantastic"

It’s a fucking roast. Don’t want to be a target, don’t show up.

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Was he actually being serious there? I assumed he was playing along*

Posted by illini21 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=illini21' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 6, 2024, 7:23:17, in reply to "Except he ruined it by defending Kraft…"

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It’s a fucking roast. Don’t want to be a target, don’t show up.

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Seemed serious to most onlookers.*

Posted by SurfTheBoneyard <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=SurfTheBoneyard' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 6, 2024, 7:29:02, in reply to "Was he actually being serious there? I assumed he was playing along*"

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It’s a fucking roast. Don’t want to be a target, don’t show up.

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Sky Marshal of the Luftwaffle

Nikki G said in a Stern interview yesterday it was real*

Posted by Phytynlini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Phytynlini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 7, 2024, 7:56:04, in reply to "Seemed serious to most onlookers.*"

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It’s a fucking roast. Don’t want to be a target, don’t show up.

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A lot of onlookers are idiots, so you really can't go by that. *

Posted by doubledown <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=doubledown' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 6, 2024, 8:00:06, in reply to "Seemed serious to most onlookers.*"

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Interesting*

Posted by illini21 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=illini21' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 6, 2024, 7:32:19, in reply to "Seemed serious to most onlookers.*"

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falls right off the bone*

Posted by Sammich <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sammich' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 5, 2024, 23:13:09, in reply to "The Tom Brady Roast is fantastic"

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