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DD, I've got you beat. Down 8 pounds in the past 36 hours!

Posted by Tuscy <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Tuscy' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 13, 2025, 12:13:16

Food poisoning will do that to you.

Please kill me.

"I wouldn't mind the DP here." - jumpingdan

DDs not here. He died of GLP-1. This is Zuul. *

Posted by doubledown <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=doubledown' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 14, 2025, 16:59:02, in reply to "DD, I've got you beat. Down 8 pounds in the past 36 hours!"

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Food poisoning will do that to you.

Please kill me.

lemme guess, sushi?*

Posted by bbonb <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=bbonb' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 13, 2025, 16:42:10, in reply to "DD, I've got you beat. Down 8 pounds in the past 36 hours!"

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Food poisoning will do that to you.

Please kill me.

You did it the natural way. Not taking a quack drug that will kill you in 5 years*

Posted by HamptonSki <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=HamptonSki' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 13, 2025, 12:55:23, in reply to "DD, I've got you beat. Down 8 pounds in the past 36 hours!"

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Food poisoning will do that to you.

Please kill me.

ooo

Posted by SurfTheBoneyard <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=SurfTheBoneyard' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 13, 2025, 12:51:24, in reply to "DD, I've got you beat. Down 8 pounds in the past 36 hours!"

HOFer Mariano Rivera in the background

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Food poisoning will do that to you.

Please kill me.

Sky Marshal of the Luftwaffle

“Surf is just a national treasure.” — Jackie

BUTTPEE WARNING*

Posted by VIV <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=VIV' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 13, 2025, 12:45:00, in reply to "DD, I've got you beat. Down 8 pounds in the past 36 hours!"

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Food poisoning will do that to you.

Please kill me.

"the sum value of my outfit will always be higher than yours."

oof. What got you?*

Posted by illini21 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=illini21' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 13, 2025, 12:38:50, in reply to "DD, I've got you beat. Down 8 pounds in the past 36 hours!"

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Food poisoning will do that to you.

Please kill me.

we need answers*

Posted by biclops <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=biclops' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 13, 2025, 23:30:40, in reply to "oof. What got you?*"

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Food poisoning will do that to you.

Please kill me.

Can I pull out all the stops, and get out of this town?
I wanna make you proud, but I really don't know how.

I made a batch of burgers earlier in the week. Forgot to put them in the fridge.

Posted by Tuscy <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Tuscy' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 14, 2025, 5:37:44, in reply to "we need answers*"

I figured they'd be fine after sitting on the counter overnight.

They were not fine. Not even close.

Dumbass.

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Food poisoning will do that to you.

Please kill me.

"I wouldn't mind the DP here." - jumpingdan

Lolololol dude wtf*

Posted by Jackie <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Jackie' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 14, 2025, 10:50:51, in reply to "I made a batch of burgers earlier in the week. Forgot to put them in the fridge. "

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I figured they'd be fine after sitting on the counter overnight.

They were not fine. Not even close.

Dumbass.

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Food poisoning will do that to you.

Please kill me.

Overnight? No. Really bad. Like, potentially deadly bad.*

Posted by Stu <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Stu' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 14, 2025, 6:54:56, in reply to "I made a batch of burgers earlier in the week. Forgot to put them in the fridge. "

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I figured they'd be fine after sitting on the counter overnight.

They were not fine. Not even close.

Dumbass.

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Food poisoning will do that to you.

Please kill me.

Naw. Thank can’t be it. How fresh was the lettuce? Was the ketchup or mayo expired?

Posted by timmer <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=timmer' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 14, 2025, 6:26:43, in reply to "I made a batch of burgers earlier in the week. Forgot to put them in the fridge. "

Maybe the onions had E. coli

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I figured they'd be fine after sitting on the counter overnight.

They were not fine. Not even close.

Dumbass.

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Food poisoning will do that to you.

Please kill me.

(for rent)

That seems more likely, unless they were burgers tartare.

Posted by complainant <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=complainant' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 14, 2025, 10:45:52, in reply to "Naw. Thank can’t be it. How fresh was the lettuce? Was the ketchup or mayo expired? "

But maybe it's his delicate colon.

Ate the patty plain with a slice of cheese.

Posted by Tuscy <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Tuscy' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 14, 2025, 10:56:20, in reply to "That seems more likely, unless they were burgers tartare. "

Thinking about it is making me queasy.

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But maybe it's his delicate colon.

"I wouldn't mind the DP here." - jumpingdan

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