Sex pests tend to stick together.*

Posted by Warrin'_Illini on June 23, 2025, 8:53:56, in reply to "Of course Clinton endorses Cuomo* "

Previous Message . Previous Message 100% they are just shitty rebranded Chinese phones. Moderator

Good. This is what people voted for. They need to feel the repercussions*

Posted by John Coctostan on June 22, 2025, 20:17:08, in reply to "Father of 3 US Marines who works as a landscaper…"

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Well, not only was he mired in Iraq, he also had Katrina and the financial meltdown towards the end

Posted by assassin on June 22, 2025, 19:07:16, in reply to "I didn't follow GWB's 2nd term - how bad and unpopular was it? And Trump "

So he ended up sub 30 approval by the end. Trump’s cult will need to break before the approval falls that bad, but his disapproval is baaaaaadddddd Previous Message surpassing it or does he still have ways to go? Brandon Schrock of Laredo, Texas, told the federal government that his employer was “poop,” and his occupation was “pooper.”

Stoner billionaire’s people mower trained to “act natural” when it sees the cops

Posted by ATL on June 22, 2025, 19:57:52, in reply to "Stoner billionaire launches pot-themed pedestrian mower."

I saw a pic of one of these guys in semi-regular fatigues and the zoom in on his patch…

Posted by haighter on June 21, 2025, 18:32:13, in reply to "Video floating around the socials of assumed ICE agents switching out license plates"

Said Louisiana Department of Corrections. Which would mean they’re allowing for deputized or bounty hunter scenarios rather than actual ice agents conducting all of these captures. Previous Message Presumably they're ICE agents - as they were a bunch of masked, unidentified, doughy dudes. Previous Message 100% they are just shitty rebranded Chinese phones.

Nothing good comes from Russia *

Posted by ATL on June 21, 2025, 14:04:22, in reply to "TIL that Russia is one of the biggest producers of Asbestos. Mesothelioma for all soon! *"

Previous Message https://www.nationalasbestos.co.uk/news/trumps-face-asbestos-products-russia/ “We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.

Every MAGA influencer claiming credulously that Tim Walz ordered Vance Boelter to kill Amy Klobuchar

Posted by complainant on June 20, 2025, 21:26:11, in reply to "WTF is even happening on the hellsite formerly known as Twitter?"

I used to listen to that show occasionally on my AM commute

Posted by jfinsocal on June 20, 2025, 20:10:05, in reply to "Lol. If you tweet shitty things at Joe Kernen while he is on the air at CNBC"

But it's so bad now especially with his homegirl Becky and homeboy Santelli. Bloomberg Radio Surveillance with Tom Keene has way better interviews and sometimes funny. Wish they'd give Carl that slot (without Cramer). He's the best one on that network. Previous Message He will say shitty things back to you during commercial breaks. A lesson learned first hand! Previous Message 100% they are just shitty rebranded Chinese phones.

I mean I think we can all agree that paint chips haven't tasted as good once they removed the lead.*

Posted by KingTalkyTiki on June 20, 2025, 12:15:32, in reply to "Making America healthy again by rolling back an asbestos ban"

Now they’re just stealing policy decisions from Bart Simpson*

Posted by Franklin on June 20, 2025, 12:13:11, in reply to "Making America healthy again by rolling back an asbestos ban"

Previous Message https://www.wired.com/story/trump-epa-reconsider-ban-cancer-causing-asbestos/ Previous Message 100% they are just shitty rebranded Chinese phones.

soon there will be more than enough ivermectin and raw milk to deal with any cancer outbreak*

Posted by Sammich on June 20, 2025, 12:02:37, in reply to "Making America healthy again by rolling back an asbestos ban"

Previous Message https://www.wired.com/story/trump-epa-reconsider-ban-cancer-causing-asbestos/ Previous Message 100% they are just shitty rebranded Chinese phones. strolling through the crowd like Peter Lorre contemplating a crime

I was once called in to be a parliamentarian to a UCC Church

Posted by BradUnderwoodforprez on June 20, 2025, 11:00:46, in reply to "Senate parliamentarian rules against a number of items in the reconciliation bill."

Trump adding to the pile of evidence

Posted by ATL on June 20, 2025, 15:41:01, in reply to "Durbin shows video of Trump comments during Biden cognitive ability hearing"

Wait they're really having a hearing about Biden? Why? He's not president anymore*

Posted by Taz on June 20, 2025, 11:59:32, in reply to "Durbin shows video of Trump comments during Biden cognitive ability hearing"

Previous Message Also gives the committee the business for abdication of its real responsibilities. Trump greatest hits at 6:45 mark. And let’s not ignore the irony of Chuck Grassley leading a hearing on cognitive decline. Previous Message 100% they are just shitty rebranded Chinese phones. Sometimes you just need to yeet a bobcat * Being an Illini fan is a goddamn curse.*

"One of the wettest ever in terms of water"

Posted by bjl63 on June 20, 2025, 10:40:45, in reply to "Durbin shows video of Trump comments during Biden cognitive ability hearing"

How do you know so much about cognitive decline, Chuck?

Posted by KingTalkyTiki on June 20, 2025, 10:24:37, in reply to "Durbin shows video of Trump comments during Biden cognitive ability hearing"

Solution: read more about Bret Bielema and Illinois football instead*

Posted by illini21 on June 19, 2025, 21:20:52, in reply to "The NYT Skrmetti article is some rough reading*"

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Genuinely curious in what way you see it as rough*

Posted by Dikta on June 19, 2025, 21:01:13, in reply to "The NYT Skrmetti article is some rough reading*"

Previous Message Previous Message 100% they are just shitty rebranded Chinese phones.

Ok. Don’t read it then*

Posted by Stu on June 19, 2025, 20:24:05, in reply to "The NYT Skrmetti article is some rough reading*"

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ICE says this never happened. There was a group of CBP vehicles that happened to meet

Posted by jjlocke923 on June 19, 2025, 22:21:58, in reply to "ICE wanted access to the Dodger stadium parking lot for their game tonight, Dodgers denied them*"

in the parking lot for a briefing. But it had nothing to do with Dodger Stadium. Previous Message Previous Message 100% they are just shitty rebranded Chinese phones. Proud Winner of the 2024 Deuce ROY Award

I can’t imagine why they wouldn’t want to terrorize their fanbase*

Posted by CWR10 on June 19, 2025, 15:10:59, in reply to "ICE wanted access to the Dodger stadium parking lot for their game tonight, Dodgers denied them*"

Previous Message Previous Message 100% they are just shitty rebranded Chinese phones.

Organization with the power to tell them to eat shit if they don’t have a warrant.*

Posted by SurfTheBoneyard on June 19, 2025, 14:47:03, in reply to "ICE wanted access to the Dodger stadium parking lot for their game tonight, Dodgers denied them*"

Previous Message Previous Message 100% they are just shitty rebranded Chinese phones. Sky Marshal of the Luftwaffle “Surf is just a national treasure.” — Jackie

The blacks love Trump*

Posted by Sounder on June 19, 2025, 11:04:35, in reply to "NAACP did not invite Trump to it's annual convention, first time since 1909 a president hasn't been "

Previous Message invited. So that's cool.

I thought it was just a funny out of context photo, but no. He actually made them uncomfortable per

Posted by ATL on June 19, 2025, 7:10:50, in reply to "Juventus players seem absolutely thrilled to be at the White House"

at least one news report from a now Trump friendly outlet WaPo: In the Oval Office during the Italian soccer giant’s visit to the White House, the president’s questions left the players in an awkward silence. “I was caught by surprise,” said Tim Weah. … “I don’t think he’s too worried about the travel ban,” Trump said of Infantino. “He doesn’t know what the travel ban is, I don’t think. “Gianni, tell them what the travel ban is,” the president continued. Infantino laughed in response. “He doesn’t know what it is,” Trump told reporters. After the Juventus win over Al Ain, Weah said that finding himself at the White House was “all a surprise to me, honestly.” “They just told us that we have to go, and I had no choice but to go,” the 25-year-old forward said. “I’m not one for the politics, so it wasn’t that exciting. It was a bit weird. “I was caught by surprise, honestly, when he started talking about all the politics with Iran and everything,” Weah continued. “I was kind of like, ‘I just want to play football.’” Previous Message “We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.

I assumed he would have had Lazio over*

Posted by ATL on June 18, 2025, 17:16:32, in reply to "Juventus players seem absolutely thrilled to be at the White House"

Previous Message “We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.

Canadian equivilent has created a US based toll free number

Posted by DanSaint on June 19, 2025, 22:55:37, in reply to "National Suicide Prevention Hotline will no longer offer support for LGBTQ people. "

https://x.com/hochman/status/1935897191882588235 Previous Message https://www.nytimes.com/2025/06/18/well/lgbtq-988-suicide-prevention.html?unlocked_article_code=1.P08.1pNB.kyteybMP4EcD&smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare Previous Message 100% they are just shitty rebranded Chinese phones.

Always see post-shooting talk about mental health and, more recently, rumors the shooters are trans

Posted by RVA on June 18, 2025, 18:41:24, in reply to "National Suicide Prevention Hotline will no longer offer support for LGBTQ people. "

That’s not really what it says though*

Posted by jjlocke923 on June 18, 2025, 13:15:00, in reply to "National Suicide Prevention Hotline will no longer offer support for LGBTQ people. "

Previous Message https://www.nytimes.com/2025/06/18/well/lgbtq-988-suicide-prevention.html?unlocked_article_code=1.P08.1pNB.kyteybMP4EcD&smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare Previous Message 100% they are just shitty rebranded Chinese phones. Proud Winner of the 2024 Deuce ROY Award

just as Jesus wants*

Posted by assassin on June 18, 2025, 13:00:32, in reply to "National Suicide Prevention Hotline will no longer offer support for LGBTQ people. "

Previous Message https://www.nytimes.com/2025/06/18/well/lgbtq-988-suicide-prevention.html?unlocked_article_code=1.P08.1pNB.kyteybMP4EcD&smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare Previous Message 100% they are just shitty rebranded Chinese phones. Brandon Schrock of Laredo, Texas, told the federal government that his employer was “poop,” and his occupation was “pooper.”

My wife makes more money than me. It’s emasculating*

Posted by CWR10 on June 18, 2025, 12:43:58, in reply to "Charlie Kirk advocates for bringing back the MRS degree"

Previous Message My latest: I went inside Turning Point USA's conference for conservative young women To get a sense of what I saw, watch this video of Charlie Kirk telling a 14-year-old in braces that she should only go to college to get an "MRS degree" Subscribe to my newsletter below ⬇️ pic.twitter.com/lNdIS0Ia9v — Madeline Peltz (@peltzmadeline) June 18, 2025 . Previous Message 100% they are just shitty rebranded Chinese phones.

never heard the term so had to look up what an mrs degree was>>>>*

Posted by lcubed on June 18, 2025, 12:39:46, in reply to "Charlie Kirk advocates for bringing back the MRS degree"

Previous Message My latest: I went inside Turning Point USA's conference for conservative young women To get a sense of what I saw, watch this video of Charlie Kirk telling a 14-year-old in braces that she should only go to college to get an "MRS degree" Subscribe to my newsletter below ⬇️ pic.twitter.com/lNdIS0Ia9v — Madeline Peltz (@peltzmadeline) June 18, 2025 . Previous Message 100% they are just shitty rebranded Chinese phones.

No donnie, you lost, but keep crying about it.*

Posted by Mrap24 on June 18, 2025, 10:42:00, in reply to "This flag ceremony is going well"

Previous Message Trump: "That's a takeover of our govt. Not only they did they cheat -- I guess you saw yesterday, it came out with China & the license plates. Tens of thousands of cards. They used those cards to vote on the second election. The one 2020. Because as everybody here knows I won… pic.twitter.com/q4Li8DZlZU — Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) June 18, 2025 . Previous Message 100% they are just shitty rebranded Chinese phones.

POTUS can remove fed chair for cause. It would take Trump about five minutes to give cause. *

Posted by doubledown on June 18, 2025, 11:35:08, in reply to "CNBC raised the spectre (boooo!) that Trump may try to appoint himself as fed chair next year"

Previous Message The CNBC news chick basically read the AI response to this question, which is that it would violate separation of powers (LOL, like anyone cares about that). So, if he does that, he will be Fed Chair during the next term, when a Democrat will probably be president, after his term comes to a catastrophic end. In which case, he will still be around to torment the next president, who can't fire him. Kind of funny to think about, in an end-of-the-US-as-a-world-power sort of way.

Who cares about blowing up the economy if you can pwn the libs?*

Posted by GMAW on June 18, 2025, 10:10:26, in reply to "CNBC raised the spectre (boooo!) that Trump may try to appoint himself as fed chair next year"

Previous Message The CNBC news chick basically read the AI response to this question, which is that it would violate separation of powers (LOL, like anyone cares about that). So, if he does that, he will be Fed Chair during the next term, when a Democrat will probably be president, after his term comes to a catastrophic end. In which case, he will still be around to torment the next president, who can't fire him. Kind of funny to think about, in an end-of-the-US-as-a-world-power sort of way.

THE ARISTOCRATS*

Posted by VIV on June 18, 2025, 9:35:45, in reply to "CNBC raised the spectre (boooo!) that Trump may try to appoint himself as fed chair next year"

Previous Message The CNBC news chick basically read the AI response to this question, which is that it would violate separation of powers (LOL, like anyone cares about that). So, if he does that, he will be Fed Chair during the next term, when a Democrat will probably be president, after his term comes to a catastrophic end. In which case, he will still be around to torment the next president, who can't fire him. Kind of funny to think about, in an end-of-the-US-as-a-world-power sort of way. "the sum value of my outfit will always be higher than yours."

Why?*

Posted by ATL on June 17, 2025, 22:22:16, in reply to "Us closing embassy in Jerusalem*"

Previous Message Previous Message 100% they are just shitty rebranded Chinese phones. “We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.

The President Dipshit Turdgargler experiment is going just great. *

Posted by doubledown on June 17, 2025, 22:11:26, in reply to "Us closing embassy in Jerusalem*"

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Allergic reaction supposedly *

Posted by ATL on June 17, 2025, 16:58:34, in reply to "Aw now Kristi Noem suddenly in hospital"

Previous Message Hopefully it’s something not good Previous Message 100% they are just shitty rebranded Chinese phones. “We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.

In scrubs cosplaying as a doctor or for yet more cosmetic surgery?

Posted by KingTalkyTiki on June 17, 2025, 16:54:06, in reply to "Aw now Kristi Noem suddenly in hospital"

No single raindrop is responsible for the flood. *

Posted by doubledown on June 17, 2025, 13:14:48, in reply to "There is no situation where Trump is as exposed as a total moron than at a big international summit"

Previous Message like the G7 where he has to interact with other world leaders. Previous Message 100% they are just shitty rebranded Chinese phones.

They're eating the cats! They're eating the dogs!*

Posted by Orangeillini on June 17, 2025, 13:04:23, in reply to "There is no situation where Trump is as exposed as a total moron than at a big international summit"

Previous Message like the G7 where he has to interact with other world leaders. Previous Message 100% they are just shitty rebranded Chinese phones.

Terrorist shooter sidejack

Posted by TarheelIllini on June 17, 2025, 8:39:48, in reply to "Vance Boelter's security work was all fantasy cosplay "

I am still trying to understand why this married man had this guy “roommate”?!

Posted by Jackie on June 17, 2025, 7:45:37, in reply to "Vance Boelter's security work was all fantasy cosplay "

Like this is an incredibly obvious question, why is it not addressed in any of these news stories?! What am I missing?! Previous Message He managed a 7-11. https://www.npr.org/2025/06/15/nx-s1-5434227/food-worker-with-fantasy-of-security-career-sought-in-minnesota-political-shootings Praetorian’s website also says Boelter has worked for “the world’s largest food company based in Switzerland and the world’s largest convenience retailer based in Japan.” That appears to align with a LinkedIn profile with Boelter’s name and photo that includes prior jobs as a supervisor at Nestle and a 7-Eleven general manager. https://fortune.com/2025/06/14/minnesota-shooting-suspect-vance-boelter-praetorian-guard-security-services-red-lion/

One of those guys who shouldn’t pass the psych profile to be an officer…

Posted by SurfTheBoneyard on June 17, 2025, 7:44:27, in reply to "Vance Boelter's security work was all fantasy cosplay "

…or join the military and then spiral. Knew a guy like that as a kid. Dad was a cop, wanted to be a cop, but for all the wrong reasons - just wanted to push people around. Couldn’t get in police academy or military so just bummed around being an asshole and eventually died young from drugs. Even got arrested for impersonating an officer. Previous Message He managed a 7-11. https://www.npr.org/2025/06/15/nx-s1-5434227/food-worker-with-fantasy-of-security-career-sought-in-minnesota-political-shootings Praetorian’s website also says Boelter has worked for “the world’s largest food company based in Switzerland and the world’s largest convenience retailer based in Japan.” That appears to align with a LinkedIn profile with Boelter’s name and photo that includes prior jobs as a supervisor at Nestle and a 7-Eleven general manager. https://fortune.com/2025/06/14/minnesota-shooting-suspect-vance-boelter-praetorian-guard-security-services-red-lion/ Sky Marshal of the Luftwaffle “Surf is just a national treasure.” — Jackie

I like our odds.*

Posted by Toonces on June 16, 2025, 22:27:53, in reply to "Dozens of our planes headed for the Middle East. "

Previous Message WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE “No new wars.” https://x.com/allenanalysis/status/1934754094742110641?s=46&t=XN05Y_2R7p9-W2usMd8FIg Previous Message 100% they are just shitty rebranded Chinese phones. Legitimately bronchial.

Pretty sure we are gonna take out Frodo in the next two days*

Posted by Stu on June 16, 2025, 21:55:55, in reply to "Dozens of our planes headed for the Middle East. "

Previous Message WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE “No new wars.” https://x.com/allenanalysis/status/1934754094742110641?s=46&t=XN05Y_2R7p9-W2usMd8FIg Previous Message 100% they are just shitty rebranded Chinese phones.

So…I have no way to ascertain this…but there’s a very very significant portion…

Posted by haighter on June 16, 2025, 22:23:18, in reply to "Needing to get deportation numbers up, the whole farm worker exemption thing is done"

Of people in my neighborhood who can’t speak English. Like at all. But they’re Asian, not Latino. There’s a good chance a significant amount of those folks are at the least, visa overstays right? We just have no ice presence because they’re the wrong immigrants? Or we have no ice presence YET? Previous Message @CarolLeonnig A Scoop: Trump officials reverse course -- now telling agents to keep raiding farms & hotels for immigrants. ICE is told White House wants higher numbers W @natalie_allison @marianne_levine @LaurenKGurley https://x.com/carolleonnig/status/1934793015077261562?s=61&t=obkYTPkbGlNfrGoozxL-mg

Good. Need to put as many potential republican supporters in pain as possible

Posted by ATL on June 16, 2025, 21:35:37, in reply to "Needing to get deportation numbers up, the whole farm worker exemption thing is done"