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Shedeur Sanders cited for driving 101 in a 60 mph zone.

Posted by SurfTheBoneyard <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=SurfTheBoneyard' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 18, 2025, 20:16:07

https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootballtalk/rumor-mill/news/shedeur-sanders-ticketed-for-driving-101-mph-in-a-60-mph-zone

That’s a misdemeanor in OH. Favorite comment I’ve seen so far is when asked why he was speeding, he said “I plead the fifth round!”

Sky Marshal of the Luftwaffle

“Surf is just a national treasure.” — Jackie

Per ESPN also had a 91 in a 65 earlier this month and failed to appear in court.

Posted by SurfTheBoneyard <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=SurfTheBoneyard' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 19, 2025, 15:14:50, in reply to "Shedeur Sanders cited for driving 101 in a 60 mph zone."

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/45545248/browns-shedeur-sanders-cited-twice-month-speeding?fbclid=IwQ0xDSwLBTqRleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHmkXnDN-0gPkC1h2JxJLSITdqGfiRypyOuqM53UT2DWeFoP68-Cgg4W0S0-3_aem_lF5lxYIJh5J8mvic88jjVQ

Team is gonna have to kick him in the ass before camp even opens.

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Sky Marshal of the Luftwaffle

“Surf is just a national treasure.” — Jackie

a pro bono opportunity for GMAW*

Posted by Poldark <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Poldark' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 19, 2025, 16:24:08, in reply to "Per ESPN also had a 91 in a 65 earlier this month and failed to appear in court."

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Social Misfit who wants to coach Illinois women's basketball.

"thank you again for cutting back on the personal name calling"

This guy needs a PR firm on permanent retainer.

Posted by osklister <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=osklister' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 19, 2025, 16:06:55, in reply to "Per ESPN also had a 91 in a 65 earlier this month and failed to appear in court."

I went 132mph a number of times, no problemo

Posted by timmer <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=timmer' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 18, 2025, 21:56:55, in reply to "Shedeur Sanders cited for driving 101 in a 60 mph zone."

On the autobahn, of course. Limited by the tire ratings.

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(for rent)

Zach Edey was caught going 101 in a 55

Posted by biclops <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=biclops' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 18, 2025, 20:52:53, in reply to "Shedeur Sanders cited for driving 101 in a 60 mph zone."

in a Kia Sorento?

NEW: Action News 5 can confirm Zach Edey is facing a reckless driving charge in Indiana. First reported by the IndyStar.

On May 1, Edey was stopped for going 101 in a 55 MPH zone in his Kia Sorento.

The charge is a misdemeanor, and he’ll have a court date for it Monday.

https://x.com/matt_infield/status/1935433865209799114?s=46&t=Z2WDeGTY1oiKv3V21L4QWw

Can I pull out all the stops, and get out of this town?
I wanna make you proud, but I really don't know how.

But never caught staying 3 seconds in the lane *

Posted by jdl <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=jdl' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 19, 2025, 16:15:21, in reply to "Zach Edey was caught going 101 in a 55"

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Send him back!*

Posted by Toonces <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Toonces' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 18, 2025, 21:27:10, in reply to "Zach Edey was caught going 101 in a 55"

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Legitimately bronchial.

Your Honor...

Posted by SurfTheBoneyard <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=SurfTheBoneyard' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 18, 2025, 20:56:09, in reply to "Zach Edey was caught going 101 in a 55"

The state expects you to believe that my client broke triple digits in a Kia Sorento. A Kia Sorento.

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Sky Marshal of the Luftwaffle

“Surf is just a national treasure.” — Jackie

The only way to lose your license in a VW Bug is to throw it out the window. (Old joke.)

Posted by osklister <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=osklister' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 19, 2025, 16:09:16, in reply to "Your Honor..."

TBT; the top speed of a Sorento is about 130 mph*

Posted by Stu <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Stu' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 18, 2025, 20:58:51, in reply to "Your Honor..."

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The state expects you to believe that my client broke triple digits in a Kia Sorento. A Kia Sorento.

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Thanks StuPedantic.*

Posted by SurfTheBoneyard <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=SurfTheBoneyard' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 18, 2025, 20:59:48, in reply to "TBT; the top speed of a Sorento is about 130 mph*"

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The state expects you to believe that my client broke triple digits in a Kia Sorento. A Kia Sorento.

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Sky Marshal of the Luftwaffle

“Surf is just a national treasure.” — Jackie

Just keeping it real*

Posted by Stu <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Stu' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 18, 2025, 21:04:33, in reply to "Thanks StuPedantic.*"

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The state expects you to believe that my client broke triple digits in a Kia Sorento. A Kia Sorento.

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With the front seat ripped out?*

Posted by ATL <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ATL' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 18, 2025, 20:54:24, in reply to "Zach Edey was caught going 101 in a 55"

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“We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.

that’s nothing, a couple months ago he went 144 when he was supposed to go 25

Posted by RVA <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=RVA' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 18, 2025, 20:44:37, in reply to "Shedeur Sanders cited for driving 101 in a 60 mph zone."

https://bsky.app/profile/proptermalone.bsky.social/post/3lrvxrbp4gs2o

Around here, he would have been ticketed for driving too slow and impeding traffic*

Posted by Stu <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Stu' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 18, 2025, 20:29:12, in reply to "Shedeur Sanders cited for driving 101 in a 60 mph zone."

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Around here, we stay up very late*

Posted by Taz <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Taz' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 18, 2025, 20:44:32, in reply to "Around here, he would have been ticketed for driving too slow and impeding traffic*"

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Sometimes you just need to yeet a bobcat *

Being an Illini fan is a goddamn curse.*

Dude heard about the dog pound and thought he was at UGA*

Posted by ATL <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ATL' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 18, 2025, 20:19:57, in reply to "Shedeur Sanders cited for driving 101 in a 60 mph zone."

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“We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.

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