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Tomorrow I am cosplaying as the father of the bride

Posted by Stu <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Stu' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 26, 2025, 9:52:27

And I'm spending an inordinate amount of time evening out my nails and filing them so they are nice and even. Then I'm thinking: This is how metrosexuals must feel every day. My question:

Should have treated yourself to a mani/pedi. You’ve earned it. *

Posted by assassin <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=assassin' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 29, 2025, 13:03:23, in reply to "Tomorrow I am cosplaying as the father of the bride"

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And I'm spending an inordinate amount of time evening out my nails and filing them so they are nice and even. Then I'm thinking: This is how metrosexuals must feel every day. My question:

Brandon Schrock of Laredo, Texas, told the federal government that his employer was “poop,” and his occupation was “pooper.”

G*

Posted by Stu <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Stu' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 29, 2025, 13:04:38, in reply to "Should have treated yourself to a mani/pedi. You’ve earned it. *"

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And I'm spending an inordinate amount of time evening out my nails and filing them so they are nice and even. Then I'm thinking: This is how metrosexuals must feel every day. My question:

UPDATE

Posted by Stu <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Stu' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 29, 2025, 12:33:32, in reply to "Tomorrow I am cosplaying as the father of the bride"

No one commented on my nails so I guess I did ok

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And I'm spending an inordinate amount of time evening out my nails and filing them so they are nice and even. Then I'm thinking: This is how metrosexuals must feel every day. My question:

Mostly no one cares

Posted by Sounder <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sounder' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 26, 2025, 12:27:47, in reply to "Tomorrow I am cosplaying as the father of the bride"

but if there were ever a day to get a manicure, that's probably the one.

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And I'm spending an inordinate amount of time evening out my nails and filing them so they are nice and even. Then I'm thinking: This is how metrosexuals must feel every day. My question:

In a couple of weeks I'm giving the welcome/father-of-the bride speech at my sister-in-law's wedding

Posted by EffinIllini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=EffinIllini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 26, 2025, 11:26:45, in reply to "Tomorrow I am cosplaying as the father of the bride"

Probably need to get to working at what I'm ging to say.

Not gonna worry about my nails, Stu. Though my youngest daughter does a fantastic job painting nails, so maybe I should see what she can do.

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And I'm spending an inordinate amount of time evening out my nails and filing them so they are nice and even. Then I'm thinking: This is how metrosexuals must feel every day. My question:

Gonna say your daughter probably gave up on your manicure a loooooonnnng time ago.

Posted by osklister <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=osklister' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 26, 2025, 12:24:43, in reply to "In a couple of weeks I'm giving the welcome/father-of-the bride speech at my sister-in-law's wedding"

don't buy any hot dogs tonight; you could end up in jail*

Posted by Sammich <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sammich' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 26, 2025, 10:17:39, in reply to "Tomorrow I am cosplaying as the father of the bride"

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And I'm spending an inordinate amount of time evening out my nails and filing them so they are nice and even. Then I'm thinking: This is how metrosexuals must feel every day. My question:

strolling through the crowd like Peter Lorre contemplating a crime

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