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I'd really like to kick in the dick of the person who invented skirted toilets.

Posted by longsnapper <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=longsnapper' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 29, 2025, 7:31:07

I'm assuming it was a Kohler, so fuck Wisconsin too.

Lots of puns, no real answers

They look better and are easier to clean too. Don't be mad you didn't have the idea first.*

Posted by Warrin'_Illini $<iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Warrin\'_Illini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'>$ on June 30, 2025, 13:15:30, in reply to "I'd really like to kick in the dick of the person who invented skirted toilets."

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I'm assuming it was a Kohler, so fuck Wisconsin too.

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No idea why this made you so angry*

Posted by TarheelIllini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=TarheelIllini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 30, 2025, 12:26:55, in reply to "I'd really like to kick in the dick of the person who invented skirted toilets."

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I'm assuming it was a Kohler, so fuck Wisconsin too.

Recrudescence

Well I can tell you've never had to do any maintenance on one*

Posted by longsnapper <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=longsnapper' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 30, 2025, 12:35:42, in reply to "No idea why this made you so angry*"

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I'm assuming it was a Kohler, so fuck Wisconsin too.

Lots of puns, no real answers

For noobs...

Posted by complainant <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=complainant' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 30, 2025, 13:01:41, in reply to "Well I can tell you've never had to do any maintenance on one*"

Installing a toilet can be tricky.

The skirted toilet takes every potential problem and makes it much, much worse.

I think it was Toto and the Kohler followed suit. At least that’s what a plumber told us…

Posted by shua <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=shua' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 29, 2025, 8:06:14, in reply to "I'd really like to kick in the dick of the person who invented skirted toilets."

We had to install/reinstall our Kohler one about 5 times.

Toto sees its assignments through.*

Posted by VIV <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=VIV' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 30, 2025, 13:57:01, in reply to "I think it was Toto and the Kohler followed suit. At least that’s what a plumber told us…"

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We had to install/reinstall our Kohler one about 5 times.

"the sum value of my outfit will always be higher than yours."

i just assume any toilet advancements come from japan...*

Posted by torinese <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=torinese' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 30, 2025, 12:30:29, in reply to "I think it was Toto and the Kohler followed suit. At least that’s what a plumber told us…"

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We had to install/reinstall our Kohler one about 5 times.

Correct, but this is the opposite of advancement*

Posted by longsnapper <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=longsnapper' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 30, 2025, 12:36:01, in reply to "i just assume any toilet advancements come from japan...*"

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We had to install/reinstall our Kohler one about 5 times.

Lots of puns, no real answers

Then Germany. *

Posted by haighter <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=haighter' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 30, 2025, 12:54:53, in reply to "Correct, but this is the opposite of advancement*"

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We had to install/reinstall our Kohler one about 5 times.

I just had two toilets replaced in the house. both Kohler, neither skirted. I consulted the

Posted by ATL <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ATL' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 29, 2025, 11:46:10, in reply to "I think it was Toto and the Kohler followed suit. At least that’s what a plumber told us…"

MAP website for recommendations. https://map-testing.com They test toilets for flush power.

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We had to install/reinstall our Kohler one about 5 times.

“We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.

In Scotland they’re kilted toilets *

Posted by ATL <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ATL' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 29, 2025, 8:03:51, in reply to "I'd really like to kick in the dick of the person who invented skirted toilets."

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I'm assuming it was a Kohler, so fuck Wisconsin too.

“We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.

Loo Ness Monsters?

Posted by osklister <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=osklister' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 29, 2025, 11:47:50, in reply to "In Scotland they’re kilted toilets *"

Bag o’ Pipes *

Posted by Randle McMurphy <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Randle+McMurphy' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 30, 2025, 14:39:41, in reply to "Loo Ness Monsters? "

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