The Deuce

The Deuce
[ The Deuce ]

Holy shit, Kathy Griffin

Posted by illini21 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=illini21' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 3, 2025, 7:39:32

Prepping for new latest role in the biography of Elizabeth I.

Posted by osklister <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=osklister' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 3, 2025, 16:41:12, in reply to "Holy shit, Kathy Griffin"

Wait, so this is not that chick from ‘Dazed and Confused’?*

Posted by timmer <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=timmer' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 3, 2025, 13:06:32, in reply to "Holy shit, Kathy Griffin"

Previous Message

(for rent)

She wrote 65 songs. They're all about you. They're all about pain.*

Posted by Sounder <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sounder' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 3, 2025, 13:47:57, in reply to "Wait, so this is not that chick from ‘Dazed and Confused’?*"

Previous Message

that'll never be me*

Posted by Sammich <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sammich' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 3, 2025, 14:59:56, in reply to "She wrote 65 songs. They're all about you. They're all about pain.*"

Previous Message

strolling through the crowd like Peter Lorre contemplating a crime

No, no, never ever, don't you even think about it*

Posted by Sounder <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sounder' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 3, 2025, 15:13:14, in reply to "that'll never be me*"

Previous Message

Joe lies*

Posted by Herman Blume <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Herman+Blume' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 3, 2025, 15:15:16, in reply to "No, no, never ever, don't you even think about it*"

Previous Message

When he cries*

Posted by Sounder <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sounder' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 3, 2025, 15:17:14, in reply to "Joe lies*"

Previous Message

Such a great movie*

Posted by Taz <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Taz' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 3, 2025, 15:32:46, in reply to "When he cries*"

Previous Message

Sometimes you just need to yeet a bobcat *

Being an Illini fan is a goddamn curse.*

Nope, Pulp Fiction.*

Posted by Warrin'_Illini $<iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Warrin\'_Illini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'>$ on July 3, 2025, 13:21:23, in reply to "Wait, so this is not that chick from ‘Dazed and Confused’?*"

Previous Message

Moderator

Marissa Ribisi was the redhead in D&C*

Posted by Orangeillini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Orangeillini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 3, 2025, 13:16:15, in reply to "Wait, so this is not that chick from ‘Dazed and Confused’?*"

Previous Message

Parker Posey?*

Posted by Sammich <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sammich' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 3, 2025, 13:13:53, in reply to "Wait, so this is not that chick from ‘Dazed and Confused’?*"

Previous Message

strolling through the crowd like Peter Lorre contemplating a crime

Renee Zellwegger?*

Previous Message

I recently watched Empire Records

Posted by Sounder <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sounder' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 3, 2025, 13:48:57, in reply to "Renee Zellwegger?*"

God damn young Renee Zelweger and Liv Tyler were smoke shows.

Previous Message

No. Her….

Posted by timmer <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=timmer' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 3, 2025, 13:18:15, in reply to "Parker Posey?*"

Marissa Ribisi

(for rent)

So hot back in the day*

Posted by TarheelIllini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=TarheelIllini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 3, 2025, 13:15:45, in reply to "Parker Posey?*"

Previous Message

Recrudescence

Half of you are bald or balding, too. Perimenopause is lots of fun*

Posted by Taz <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Taz' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 3, 2025, 9:57:12, in reply to "Holy shit, Kathy Griffin"

Previous Message

Sometimes you just need to yeet a bobcat *

Being an Illini fan is a goddamn curse.*

Are we sure it’s just half?*

Posted by Jackie <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Jackie' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 3, 2025, 10:11:20, in reply to "Half of you are bald or balding, too. Perimenopause is lots of fun*"

Previous Message

Bald since 26 ----->*

Posted by Desert <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Desert' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 3, 2025, 13:45:32, in reply to "Are we sure it’s just half?*"

Previous Message

Always had a five (or six) head, and now the crown is getting thin.

Posted by EffinIllini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=EffinIllini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 3, 2025, 11:50:24, in reply to "Are we sure it’s just half?*"

My 80 y/o dad has more hair than me.

Graying but full head of hair.*

Posted by SurfTheBoneyard <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=SurfTheBoneyard' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 3, 2025, 11:28:44, in reply to "Are we sure it’s just half?*"

Previous Message

Sky Marshal of the Luftwaffle

“Surf is just a national treasure.” — Jackie

Same. Also, thick and lustrous.*

Posted by Herman Blume <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Herman+Blume' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 3, 2025, 12:50:33, in reply to "Graying but full head of hair.*"

Previous Message

Or are half of us half bald?*

Posted by Chilango <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Chilango' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 3, 2025, 11:24:39, in reply to "Are we sure it’s just half?*"

Previous Message

Half of us have half the hair we should like

Posted by Sammich <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sammich' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 3, 2025, 11:33:41, in reply to "Or are half of us half bald?*"

and less than half of us have half the hair we deserve.

strolling through the crowd like Peter Lorre contemplating a crime

Thanks bilbo

Previous Message

and less than half of us have half the hair we deserve.

Recrudescence

On net, we are a quarter of what we'd prefer*

Posted by Chilango <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Chilango' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 3, 2025, 11:46:25, in reply to "Half of us have half the hair we should like"

Previous Message

and less than half of us have half the hair we deserve.

i have so much luscious hair that sometimes i just cut off the extra that i don't need*

Posted by VIV <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=VIV' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 3, 2025, 11:17:04, in reply to "Are we sure it’s just half?*"

Previous Message

"the sum value of my outfit will always be higher than yours."

Now officially listed as "Bald" on my DL========>

Posted by KingTalkyTiki <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=KingTalkyTiki' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 3, 2025, 11:09:52, in reply to "Are we sure it’s just half?*"

At this point having hair would just be annoying.

"Speak for yourself in life. And don’t be a follower of people like Tiki because you think it makes you look cool. It really doesn’t."

"I'm thinking about engaging a lawyer."

I didn't know that was an option*

Posted by Taz <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Taz' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 3, 2025, 11:13:41, in reply to "Now officially listed as "Bald" on my DL========>"

Previous Message

At this point having hair would just be annoying.

Sometimes you just need to yeet a bobcat *

Being an Illini fan is a goddamn curse.*

Being beautifully bald is ALWAYS an option!

Posted by KingTalkyTiki <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=KingTalkyTiki' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 3, 2025, 11:27:15, in reply to "I didn't know that was an option*"

I keed.

Neither did I. Lady at DMV asked me if my hair is always like this. I said yes. She said she was changing it to "bald".

Then I swear I heard my dad, with his beautiful head of hair in the afterlife, have a good gaffaw.

"Speak for yourself in life. And don’t be a follower of people like Tiki because you think it makes you look cool. It really doesn’t."

"I'm thinking about engaging a lawyer."

Ha! Blame your mother*

Posted by Taz <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Taz' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 3, 2025, 11:36:58, in reply to "Being beautifully bald is ALWAYS an option!"

Previous Message

Sometimes you just need to yeet a bobcat *

Being an Illini fan is a goddamn curse.*

Which is EXACTLY what he would say as he ran his hand through his hair.*

Previous Message

"Speak for yourself in life. And don’t be a follower of people like Tiki because you think it makes you look cool. It really doesn’t."

"I'm thinking about engaging a lawyer."

Well played, TikiDad*

Posted by Taz <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Taz' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 3, 2025, 12:41:39, in reply to "Which is EXACTLY what he would say as he ran his hand through his hair.*"

Previous Message

Sometimes you just need to yeet a bobcat *

Being an Illini fan is a goddamn curse.*

Is balding=====>

Posted by AintHatin <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=AintHatin' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 3, 2025, 10:41:42, in reply to "Are we sure it’s just half?*"

Previous Message

I’m fighting the good fight, slowly losing*

Posted by Sounder <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sounder' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 3, 2025, 10:53:48, in reply to "Is balding=====>"

Previous Message

For me, I've been shaving my head for like 20 years so it isn't a huge deal.

Posted by AintHatin <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=AintHatin' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 3, 2025, 11:38:35, in reply to "I’m fighting the good fight, slowly losing*"

but if i go a day or two past when i normally shave it, the pattern baldness is fairly apparent.

Previous Message

The rate of men's baldness is roughly equal to their age

Posted by Stu <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Stu' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 3, 2025, 10:19:35, in reply to "Are we sure it’s just half?*"

So 60% of men aged 60 have significant baldness

So since the average age here is 40s and 50s, half is probably about right*

Posted by Taz <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Taz' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 3, 2025, 11:13:25, in reply to "The rate of men's baldness is roughly equal to their age"

Previous Message

So 60% of men aged 60 have significant baldness

Sometimes you just need to yeet a bobcat *

Being an Illini fan is a goddamn curse.*

Still have all my hair, some gray, a little more thin than when I was younger*

Previous Message

So 60% of men aged 60 have significant baldness

Recrudescence

No balding here. Just a gray beard now:

Posted by JeffFrank <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=JeffFrank' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 3, 2025, 10:17:53, in reply to "Are we sure it’s just half?*"

Sorry about the death of your Uncle Phil*

Posted by Sounder <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sounder' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 3, 2025, 10:27:30, in reply to "No balding here. Just a gray beard now:"

Previous Message

A lot of extra life after his liver transplant*

Posted by JeffFrank <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=JeffFrank' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 3, 2025, 10:30:54, in reply to "Sorry about the death of your Uncle Phil*"

Previous Message

Thank you for the pics of you in a hat to prove you're not balding*

Posted by Taz <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Taz' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 3, 2025, 10:22:10, in reply to "No balding here. Just a gray beard now:"

Previous Message

Sometimes you just need to yeet a bobcat *

Being an Illini fan is a goddamn curse.*

Right now:

Posted by JeffFrank <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=JeffFrank' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 3, 2025, 10:29:19, in reply to "Thank you for the pics of you in a hat to prove you're not balding*"

Honey, I have news for you...*

Posted by Taz <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Taz' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 3, 2025, 11:18:38, in reply to "Right now:"

Previous Message

Sometimes you just need to yeet a bobcat *

Being an Illini fan is a goddamn curse.*

I'm confused. This is proof that you're NOT balding?*

Posted by Tuscy <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Tuscy' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 3, 2025, 10:31:56, in reply to "Right now:"

Previous Message

"I wouldn't mind the DP here." - jumpingdan

Not a combover. Same as it has always been*

Posted by JeffFrank <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=JeffFrank' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 3, 2025, 11:00:15, in reply to "I'm confused. This is proof that you're NOT balding?*"

Previous Message

you've had the hair of a 65 year old balding man since you were a kid?*

Posted by VIV <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=VIV' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 3, 2025, 11:16:09, in reply to "Not a combover. Same as it has always been*"

Previous Message

"the sum value of my outfit will always be higher than yours."

So you've always had super thin hair? *

Posted by haighter <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=haighter' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 3, 2025, 11:03:32, in reply to "Not a combover. Same as it has always been*"

Previous Message

Yes*

Posted by JeffFrank <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=JeffFrank' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 3, 2025, 11:16:14, in reply to "So you've always had super thin hair? *"

Previous Message

No kidding lol*

Posted by jjlocke923 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=jjlocke923' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 3, 2025, 10:35:44, in reply to "I'm confused. This is proof that you're NOT balding?*"

Previous Message

Proud Winner of the 2024 Deuce ROY Award

Loved you in Christmas Vacation. SHITTERS FULL!!! *

Posted by haighter <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=haighter' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 3, 2025, 10:21:39, in reply to "No balding here. Just a gray beard now:"

Previous Message

Were you a Hatfield or a McCoy?*

Posted by Stu <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Stu' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 3, 2025, 10:20:15, in reply to "No balding here. Just a gray beard now:"

Previous Message

Redheads….Hot or not*

Previous Message

Recrudescence

Hate ages you poorly. *

Posted by doubledown <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=doubledown' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 3, 2025, 9:35:58, in reply to "Holy shit, Kathy Griffin"

Previous Message

Pennywise and pound foolish*

Posted by Sounder <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sounder' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 3, 2025, 9:25:08, in reply to "Holy shit, Kathy Griffin"

Previous Message

So hot*

Posted by Stu <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Stu' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 3, 2025, 9:13:46, in reply to "Holy shit, Kathy Griffin"

Previous Message

Looks like Doc Brown visited Madison Reed*

Previous Message

rockin that Elizabethan hairline*

Posted by Sammich <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sammich' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 3, 2025, 8:29:50, in reply to "Holy shit, Kathy Griffin"

strolling through the crowd like Peter Lorre contemplating a crime

Lulz...I was going to say the same thing!*

Posted by Desert <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Desert' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 3, 2025, 10:25:02, in reply to "rockin that Elizabethan hairline*"

Carrot Top has really gone downhill! *

Posted by Tuscy <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Tuscy' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 3, 2025, 7:44:24, in reply to "Holy shit, Kathy Griffin"

Previous Message

"I wouldn't mind the DP here." - jumpingdan

Heh. That was my first thought.

Posted by AintHatin <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=AintHatin' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 3, 2025, 9:57:48, in reply to "Carrot Top has really gone downhill! *"

"looks like he got off the roids"

Previous Message

« Back to index

425

[ The Deuce ]