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July the 4th be with you!

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America The Beautiful is so much better than the Star spangled banner*

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Lee Greenwood can go die in a fireworks factory explosion though. *

Posted by doubledown <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=doubledown' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 5, 2025, 0:13:57, in reply to "America The Beautiful is so much better than the Star spangled banner*"

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Ugh my dog suddenly is scared of fireworks. That’s a first *

Posted by MC <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=MC' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 4, 2025, 21:19:05, in reply to "July the 4th be with you!"

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Hello, is this President Clinton? Good! I figured if anyone knew where to get some Tang, it'd be you.

I find the pooch anxiety grows year after year*

Posted by OWWDig <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=OWWDig' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 4, 2025, 23:45:39, in reply to "Ugh my dog suddenly is scared of fireworks. That’s a first *"

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Got the corgi in the thunder vest at this cookout *

Posted by assassin <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=assassin' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 4, 2025, 22:40:43, in reply to "Ugh my dog suddenly is scared of fireworks. That’s a first *"

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Brandon Schrock of Laredo, Texas, told the federal government that his employer was “poop,” and his occupation was “pooper.”

Took until he was 4 years old for ours, didn’t care for 3 years but has been scared ever since*

Posted by OB25 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=OB25' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 4, 2025, 22:25:50, in reply to "Ugh my dog suddenly is scared of fireworks. That’s a first *"

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When something is happening, young people like to say it’s “lit.”

Our dog is not doing well...

Posted by KingTalkyTiki <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=KingTalkyTiki' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 4, 2025, 22:23:46, in reply to "Ugh my dog suddenly is scared of fireworks. That’s a first *"

"Speak for yourself in life. And don’t be a follower of people like Tiki because you think it makes you look cool. It really doesn’t."

"I'm thinking about engaging a lawyer."

Go O’s!

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“We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.

My boat broke:(*

Posted by gvibes <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=gvibes' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 4, 2025, 15:50:25, in reply to "July the 4th be with you!"

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That sucks.....any shops open today near you?

Posted by Illiniphil <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Illiniphil' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 5, 2025, 10:38:22, in reply to "My boat broke:(*"

What happened to it?

My buddy's boat lost steering yesterday as he was heading upriver to the sandbar island we go to. Another boat towed him up there, and I came up a little bit later. Took his back seat out and pulled his floor, and the nut that holds the steering cable to the rudder had backed out and the steering cable wasn't connected to the rudder linkage. Was able to get it put back together for him and the boat made it back to the marina with no issues. He was lucky-we thought the cable might have broken.

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wha happen *

Posted by assassin <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=assassin' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 4, 2025, 17:46:56, in reply to "My boat broke:(*"

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Brandon Schrock of Laredo, Texas, told the federal government that his employer was “poop,” and his occupation was “pooper.”

i hope every person lighting off their own fireworks blows off their own hands*

Posted by assassin <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=assassin' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 4, 2025, 15:25:57, in reply to "July the 4th be with you!"

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Brandon Schrock of Laredo, Texas, told the federal government that his employer was “poop,” and his occupation was “pooper.”

If past trends hold, there could be thousands of MAGAts tomorrow unable to give a double thumbs up.*

Posted by doubledown <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=doubledown' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 4, 2025, 17:17:38, in reply to "i hope every person lighting off their own fireworks blows off their own hands* "

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If past trends hold, there could be thousands of MAGAts tomorrow unable to give a double thumbs up.*

Posted by doubledown <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=doubledown' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 4, 2025, 17:16:55, in reply to "i hope every person lighting off their own fireworks blows off their own hands* "

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I still love setting off fireworks. Wish I could get me some roman candles.*

Posted by Stu <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Stu' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 4, 2025, 15:34:43, in reply to "i hope every person lighting off their own fireworks blows off their own hands* "

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I wish you nothing but third degree burns*

Posted by assassin <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=assassin' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 4, 2025, 15:44:31, in reply to "I still love setting off fireworks. Wish I could get me some roman candles.*"

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Brandon Schrock of Laredo, Texas, told the federal government that his employer was “poop,” and his occupation was “pooper.”

*swoon**

Posted by complainant <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=complainant' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 4, 2025, 15:47:18, in reply to "I wish you nothing but third degree burns* "

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Very nice*

Posted by Stu <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Stu' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 4, 2025, 15:45:55, in reply to "I wish you nothing but third degree burns* "

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i also hope the explosion burns a Trump supporters house down*

Posted by assassin <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=assassin' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 4, 2025, 15:51:09, in reply to "Very nice*"

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Brandon Schrock of Laredo, Texas, told the federal government that his employer was “poop,” and his occupation was “pooper.”

I like houses. It would need to be full of Trump supporters. Or how about one of those boat parades?

Posted by complainant <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=complainant' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 4, 2025, 19:43:27, in reply to "i also hope the explosion burns a Trump supporters house down* "

Maybe a fire on deck, everyone jumps in the water and the boat survives?

That would work *

Posted by assassin <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=assassin' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 4, 2025, 20:28:18, in reply to "I like houses. It would need to be full of Trump supporters. Or how about one of those boat parades?"

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Maybe a fire on deck, everyone jumps in the water and the boat survives?

Brandon Schrock of Laredo, Texas, told the federal government that his employer was “poop,” and his occupation was “pooper.”

Some nearly toothless turd kept shouting “Let’s Go Brandon” at the Democrats marching in our local

parade.

Then when 40 shouted some facts to the GOP marchers, one guy yelled back “You mad?” and someone sitting near us said “stop it, there are children here.” She hadn’t said anything objectionable.

So yeah, if you’re still a Republican at this point, you might consider whether it’s because you’re a moron.

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Moron, racist...

Posted by WhitmansFolly <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=WhitmansFolly' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 4, 2025, 12:19:43, in reply to "Some nearly toothless turd kept shouting “Let’s Go Brandon” at the Democrats marching in our local"

Or both.

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And also with you*

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I believe the modern translation is “and with your Spirit of ‘76.”*

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“Surf is just a national treasure.” — Jackie

76 AD, more precisely*

Posted by Stu <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Stu' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 4, 2025, 11:56:34, in reply to "I believe the modern translation is “and with your Spirit of ‘76.”*"

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Buc-ees on the fourth….American at its best

Posted by TarheelIllini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=TarheelIllini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 4, 2025, 10:47:48, in reply to "July the 4th be with you!"

Or worst , you take your pick

Recrudescence

I'm three for three, and you're very welcome. *

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my dogs least favorite time of year *

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Can I pull out all the stops, and get out of this town?
I wanna make you proud, but I really don't know how.

Now that MAGA is loud and obnoxious every day, this one seems less special.

Posted by complainant <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=complainant' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 4, 2025, 8:01:14, in reply to "my dogs least favorite time of year *"

Still, nobody can desecrate a flag like America's inbreds.

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