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Weird story here

Posted by reggiedunlop <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=reggiedunlop' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 7, 2025, 10:24:02

I had a 'stalker' for about a year who lived in my neighborhood. Finally, she went away last summer and I haven't heard from her since. On Saturday, I was in my place telling someone the story about how she stalked me and everything she did.

So, then last night out of the blue, I get an unprompted text from her, "I'm sorry but you have the wrong number." What are the odds she has my place bugged? She definitely had the opportunity to do so.

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Posted by reggiedunlop <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=reggiedunlop' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 30, 2025, 10:25:43, in reply to "Weird story here"

1) Haighter was right, it was the TV girl. I was thinking of someone else for that

2) It was going to cost me $800 - $1000 to check for bugs, I politely declined.

3) She just sent me another message out of the blue last night, which is 100% NSFW.

#2 would seem to be easy enough to test, just say things in your apartment

Posted by ISeeDeadHawkeyes <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ISeeDeadHawkeyes' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 30, 2025, 12:18:10, in reply to "Updates"

Talk about something she'll for sure not be able to resist texting about

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I’d fake a phone sex session with her sister/mother*

Posted by Stu <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Stu' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 30, 2025, 12:56:51, in reply to "#2 would seem to be easy enough to test, just say things in your apartment"

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Talk about something she'll for sure not be able to resist texting about

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"I wonder what [tv girl] would look like if she shaved her head"*

Posted by Gene Parmesan <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Gene+Parmesan' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 30, 2025, 12:19:48, in reply to "#2 would seem to be easy enough to test, just say things in your apartment"

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Talk about something she'll for sure not be able to resist texting about

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“New phone who dis?”*

Posted by SurfTheBoneyard <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=SurfTheBoneyard' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 30, 2025, 11:40:57, in reply to "Updates"

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Sky Marshal of the Luftwaffle

“Surf is just a national treasure.” — Jackie

All you need is an RF detector*

Posted by Stu <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Stu' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 30, 2025, 11:10:49, in reply to "Updates"

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Those appear to be quite expensive as well*

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I'm seeing many options on Amazon for less than $100 *

Posted by aimlessillini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=aimlessillini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 30, 2025, 11:22:40, in reply to "Those appear to be quite expensive as well*"

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Or just hire some mob-adjacent guy to do it.*

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Sky Marshal of the Luftwaffle

“Surf is just a national treasure.” — Jackie

Please share*

Posted by CoronaTheirAss <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=CoronaTheirAss' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 30, 2025, 10:27:52, in reply to "Updates"

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I would if I could, it's too NSFW*

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Just do it. But every time you have to type c**t,

Posted by jjlocke923 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=jjlocke923' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 30, 2025, 11:25:12, in reply to "I would if I could, it's too NSFW*"

just replace it with “jjlocke”. And every time you have to type d**k, just replace it with “Throwsize”. Problem solved

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Proud Winner of the 2024 Deuce ROY Award

luzl*

Posted by bbonb <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=bbonb' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 30, 2025, 12:37:50, in reply to "Just do it. But every time you have to type c**t,"

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just replace it with “jjlocke”. And every time you have to type d**k, just replace it with “Throwsize”. Problem solved

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On a very special Blossom... *

Posted by aimlessillini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=aimlessillini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 7, 2025, 13:35:56, in reply to "Weird story here"

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I look forward to your pending nuptials*

Posted by Dilbert <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Dilbert' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 7, 2025, 13:22:29, in reply to "Weird story here"

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So she stalked you, but you never blocked her?

Posted by MojoJojo <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=MojoJojo' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 7, 2025, 12:29:19, in reply to "Weird story here"

I bet the crazy sex was outstanding!

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it makes you wonder what reggie texted her that would elicit such a response*

Posted by bbonb <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=bbonb' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 7, 2025, 13:44:13, in reply to "So she stalked you, but you never blocked her?"

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I bet the crazy sex was outstanding!

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I know you shouldn't victim blame, BUT...*

Posted by longsnapper <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=longsnapper' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 7, 2025, 12:18:19, in reply to "Weird story here"

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Lots of puns, no real answers

Yes, poor decisions were made*

Posted by reggiedunlop <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=reggiedunlop' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 7, 2025, 12:31:34, in reply to "I know you shouldn't victim blame, BUT...*"

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<George Bluth Sr> Never promise crazy a baby! <George Bluth Sr>

Posted by shua <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=shua' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 7, 2025, 13:40:21, in reply to "Yes, poor decisions were made*"

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The answer is quite simple. You have split personality disorder, and your Tyler Durden texted her

Posted by doubledown <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=doubledown' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 7, 2025, 11:58:15, in reply to "Weird story here"

then deleted the outgoing text.

There was never a stalker. Just an innocent woman with the wrong phone number.

I feel like not enough is being made of the fact that the text is nonsensical.

Posted by Sammich <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sammich' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 7, 2025, 11:48:24, in reply to "Weird story here"

The rest of the behavior, while running the gamut from annoying to disturbing, is at least explicable.

strolling through the crowd like Peter Lorre contemplating a crime

My concern is that it makes sense if you think she can't control her impulses, but also

Posted by reggiedunlop <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=reggiedunlop' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 7, 2025, 12:00:55, in reply to "I feel like not enough is being made of the fact that the text is nonsensical."

is smart enough to keep plausible deniability.

Similar to the text after she called me and where she said, Sorry, it was just a butt dial*

but that only applies if there was a preceding text

Posted by Sammich <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sammich' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 7, 2025, 12:15:49, in reply to "My concern is that it makes sense if you think she can't control her impulses, but also "

if she was trying to pretend she sent a text to the wrong number, it beggars belief that she would be dumb enough to combine the wrong-number text and the apology text into one

strolling through the crowd like Peter Lorre contemplating a crime

She's not trying to pretend she sent a text to the wrong number.*

Posted by Tuscy <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Tuscy' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 7, 2025, 12:25:13, in reply to "but that only applies if there was a preceding text"

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if she was trying to pretend she sent a text to the wrong number, it beggars belief that she would be dumb enough to combine the wrong-number text and the apology text into one

"I wouldn't mind the DP here." - jumpingdan

maybe she's just trying to be more efficient

Posted by IlliniSax05 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=IlliniSax05' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 7, 2025, 12:17:10, in reply to "but that only applies if there was a preceding text"

Why do you hate me, Sammich?

MAJOR UPDATE: "Maybe you're not such a bad egg, Lisle-y"
-Sammich, 1/15/2011

Correct. *

Posted by Tuscy <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Tuscy' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 7, 2025, 12:07:45, in reply to "My concern is that it makes sense if you think she can't control her impulses, but also "

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is smart enough to keep plausible deniability.

Similar to the text after she called me and where she said, Sorry, it was just a butt dial*

"I wouldn't mind the DP here." - jumpingdan

Did you hit it? And how long till you quit it?*

Posted by TarheelIllini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=TarheelIllini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 7, 2025, 11:40:41, in reply to "Weird story here"

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Recrudescence

Okay that’s weird and messed up *

Posted by MC <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=MC' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 7, 2025, 11:27:59, in reply to "Weird story here"

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Hello, is this President Clinton? Good! I figured if anyone knew where to get some Tang, it'd be you.

Explain your work. During the year or so she stalked you, and since last Summer,

Posted by bbonb <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=bbonb' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 7, 2025, 11:26:07, in reply to "Weird story here"

you decided not to block her?

is she hot?*

Posted by Poldark <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Poldark' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 7, 2025, 11:18:07, in reply to "Weird story here"

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Social Misfit who wants to coach Illinois women's basketball.

"Alright, we get it. You don't need to bring him up constantly. He doesn't post here anymore."

Wrong side of the Vicki Mendoza line*

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sure, you answer him but ignore me

Posted by IlliniSax05 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=IlliniSax05' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 7, 2025, 11:53:21, in reply to "Wrong side of the Vicki Mendoza line*"

I hope she boils your rabbit

Why do you hate me, Sammich?

MAJOR UPDATE: "Maybe you're not such a bad egg, Lisle-y"
-Sammich, 1/15/2011

lol*

Posted by Poldark <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Poldark' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 7, 2025, 13:22:55, in reply to "sure, you answer him but ignore me"

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I hope she boils your rabbit

Social Misfit who wants to coach Illinois women's basketball.

"Alright, we get it. You don't need to bring him up constantly. He doesn't post here anymore."

Man, we are getting old with waning testosterone. 30 minutes and no one asking if she's hot.*

Posted by ibdoc <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ibdoc' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 7, 2025, 11:08:58, in reply to "Weird story here"

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ahem...

Posted by IlliniSax05 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=IlliniSax05' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 7, 2025, 11:11:10, in reply to "Man, we are getting old with waning testosterone. 30 minutes and no one asking if she's hot.*"

Why do you hate me, Sammich?

MAJOR UPDATE: "Maybe you're not such a bad egg, Lisle-y"
-Sammich, 1/15/2011

That would require me opening a post. Still, we all are getting old and lacking T*

Posted by ibdoc <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ibdoc' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 7, 2025, 11:13:39, in reply to "ahem..."

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I'm confused.

Posted by Sammich <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sammich' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 7, 2025, 10:35:44, in reply to "Weird story here"