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How embarrassing, being exposed on live video…

Posted by SurfTheBoneyard <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=SurfTheBoneyard' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 17, 2025, 10:34:52

And I don’t mean the being at a Coldplay concert part.

Kiss Cam allegedly catches Tech CEO and Chief People Officer having an affair, and Chris Martin jokingly guesses it…

https://bsky.app/profile/mediaite.com/post/3lu64zwu7sc25

Sky Marshal of the Luftwaffle

“Surf is just a national treasure.” — Jackie

Heh

Posted by DT <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=DT' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 18, 2025, 19:00:35, in reply to "How embarrassing, being exposed on live video…"

Munch’s Coldplay

ooo

Posted by complainant <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=complainant' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 18, 2025, 22:40:07, in reply to "Heh"

What is chief people officer? Bullshit HR title?*

Posted by gullit <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=gullit' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 17, 2025, 18:18:59, in reply to "How embarrassing, being exposed on live video…"

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Makes you feel more important when a c-suite employee is the one laying you off. *

Posted by haighter <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=haighter' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 18, 2025, 7:24:20, in reply to "What is chief people officer? Bullshit HR title?* "

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Pretty common title in big companies these days. A new word for HR*

Posted by CWR10 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=CWR10' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 17, 2025, 18:39:01, in reply to "What is chief people officer? Bullshit HR title?* "

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Mostly in tech. To try to convince young people that their owners aren’t assholes.*

Posted by ATL <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ATL' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 17, 2025, 20:00:29, in reply to "Pretty common title in big companies these days. A new word for HR*"

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“We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.

Apparently she’s just been there 9 months…

Posted by SurfTheBoneyard <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=SurfTheBoneyard' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 17, 2025, 18:28:35, in reply to "What is chief people officer? Bullshit HR title?* "

From LinkedIn: “I lead by example and win trust with employees of all levels, from CEOs to managers to assistants."

Fact check: True

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Sky Marshal of the Luftwaffle

“Surf is just a national treasure.” — Jackie

Pretty much. Meant to encompass things like internal culture, etc.*

Posted by SurfTheBoneyard <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=SurfTheBoneyard' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 17, 2025, 18:23:29, in reply to "What is chief people officer? Bullshit HR title?* "

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Sky Marshal of the Luftwaffle

“Surf is just a national treasure.” — Jackie

Even more embarrassing: his “apology”

Posted by biclops <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=biclops' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 17, 2025, 17:51:34, in reply to "How embarrassing, being exposed on live video…"

Can I pull out all the stops, and get out of this town?
I wanna make you proud, but I really don't know how.

Didn't know he was friends with Chris Martin*

Posted by CoronaTheirAss <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=CoronaTheirAss' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 18, 2025, 6:54:28, in reply to "Even more embarrassing: his “apology”"

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... the guy who was too kooky for the vagina candle lady.*

Posted by complainant <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=complainant' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 18, 2025, 19:15:16, in reply to "Didn't know he was friends with Chris Martin*"

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LOL at that last paragraph

Posted by CWR10 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=CWR10' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 17, 2025, 18:35:17, in reply to "Even more embarrassing: his “apology”"

A private moment of infidelity

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“Hi, I’m Andy. My PR guy wrote this apology, but I’m not self aware enough to leave

Posted by voiceofreason <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=voiceofreason' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 17, 2025, 19:53:49, in reply to "LOL at that last paragraph"

good enough alone. I wrote that last paragraph myself. It’s really not my fault when you think about it.”

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A private moment of infidelity

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You were in a effing NFL stadium…

Posted by SurfTheBoneyard <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=SurfTheBoneyard' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 17, 2025, 18:25:42, in reply to "Even more embarrassing: his “apology”"

At an event with 60K people and lots of open and obvious cameras. What privacy do you think you were entitled to?

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Sky Marshal of the Luftwaffle

“Surf is just a national treasure.” — Jackie

Should have read the terms of service on his ticket.*

Posted by DT <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=DT' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 18, 2025, 6:00:09, in reply to "You were in a effing NFL stadium…"

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At an event with 60K people and lots of open and obvious cameras. What privacy do you think you were entitled to?

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That reflection time certainly didn't last long*

Posted by opey8 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=opey8' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 17, 2025, 18:02:29, in reply to "Even more embarrassing: his “apology”"

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Juuuuuuust shut the fuck up, dude...*

Posted by haighter <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=haighter' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 17, 2025, 17:58:16, in reply to "Even more embarrassing: his “apology”"

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Poorhouse. Population - You, bro.*

Posted by SurfTheBoneyard <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=SurfTheBoneyard' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 17, 2025, 18:30:04, in reply to "Juuuuuuust shut the fuck up, dude...*"

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Sky Marshal of the Luftwaffle

“Surf is just a national treasure.” — Jackie

ooo

Posted by ATL <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ATL' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 17, 2025, 14:28:37, in reply to "How embarrassing, being exposed on live video…"

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“We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.

Not even sure how a secret affair is possible for people in the modern era.

Posted by JFG <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=JFG' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 17, 2025, 13:10:08, in reply to "How embarrassing, being exposed on live video…"

Everybody has a camera on them. Everybody has text messages. Everybody has access to financial records.

Too much of a trail to come out clean.

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Probably very little chance anything happens to either of them if they just play it cool*

Posted by GMAW <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=GMAW' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 17, 2025, 12:51:24, in reply to "How embarrassing, being exposed on live video…"

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Thought this was gonna be a “Toobin it” post*

Posted by PapaDels <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=PapaDels' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 17, 2025, 11:43:52, in reply to "How embarrassing, being exposed on live video…"

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I have schweppervessence and wessonality.

I had completely memory holed that it even happened*

Posted by ATL <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ATL' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 17, 2025, 14:20:44, in reply to "Thought this was gonna be a “Toobin it” post*"

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“We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.

I’m still amazed he was sort of able to come back from that.*

Posted by SurfTheBoneyard <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=SurfTheBoneyard' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 17, 2025, 12:51:57, in reply to "Thought this was gonna be a “Toobin it” post*"

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Sky Marshal of the Luftwaffle

“Surf is just a national treasure.” — Jackie

Well he had to do the cringiest apology interview ever

Posted by CanHartlebHireSnider <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=CanHartlebHireSnider' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 17, 2025, 12:59:45, in reply to "I’m still amazed he was sort of able to come back from that.*"

Most people probably wouldn’t want to subject themselves to this

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Let me rephrase: I’m amazed he tried to come back from that.*

Posted by SurfTheBoneyard <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=SurfTheBoneyard' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 17, 2025, 13:48:18, in reply to "Well he had to do the cringiest apology interview ever"

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Most people probably wouldn’t want to subject themselves to this

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Sky Marshal of the Luftwaffle

“Surf is just a national treasure.” — Jackie

This is it. That was go live in a cave for the rest of your life embarrassing.*

Posted by Tortillini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Tortillini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 17, 2025, 14:08:54, in reply to "Let me rephrase: I’m amazed he tried to come back from that.*"

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Most people probably wouldn’t want to subject themselves to this

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His name takes it to another level.*

Posted by SurfTheBoneyard <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=SurfTheBoneyard' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 17, 2025, 14:34:06, in reply to "This is it. That was go live in a cave for the rest of your life embarrassing.*"

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Most people probably wouldn’t want to subject themselves to this

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Sky Marshal of the Luftwaffle

“Surf is just a national treasure.” — Jackie

Looked like he wanted to have a different kind of stroke there for a minute*

Posted by PapaDels <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=PapaDels' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 17, 2025, 13:17:59, in reply to "Well he had to do the cringiest apology interview ever"

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Most people probably wouldn’t want to subject themselves to this

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I have schweppervessence and wessonality.

Ugh why is this all over my twitter feed. I do not care at all*

Posted by ECEIllinois <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ECEIllinois' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 17, 2025, 11:37:56, in reply to "How embarrassing, being exposed on live video…"

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Yes. And Jennifer Love Hewitt*

Posted by bjl63 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=bjl63' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 17, 2025, 13:09:37, in reply to "Ugh why is this all over my twitter feed. I do not care at all*"

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I don't mind seeing pics of JLH*

Posted by ECEIllinois <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ECEIllinois' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 17, 2025, 13:34:15, in reply to "Yes. And Jennifer Love Hewitt*"

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Meh

Posted by Kajagoogoo <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Kajagoogoo' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 17, 2025, 14:10:34, in reply to "I don't mind seeing pics of JLH*"

He could have slid by if he played it cool*

Posted by CWR10 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=CWR10' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 17, 2025, 11:30:55, in reply to "How embarrassing, being exposed on live video…"

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lol response.

Posted by EffinIllini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=EffinIllini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 17, 2025, 11:24:08, in reply to "How embarrassing, being exposed on live video…"

He should have started performing the Heimlich
— BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL (@edsbs.bsky.social) July 17, 2025 at 10:20 AM

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Has it been confirmed if either of them is married?

Posted by OB25 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=OB25' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 17, 2025, 10:57:46, in reply to "How embarrassing, being exposed on live video…"

That reaction felt more like a ‘this is an inappropriate work relationship’ embarrassment than a ‘I just ruined my life’ panic. At least for the woman.

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When something is happening, young people like to say it’s “lit.”

The CEO has been confirmed*

Posted by CanHartlebHireSnider <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=CanHartlebHireSnider' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 17, 2025, 10:59:25, in reply to "Has it been confirmed if either of them is married?"

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That reaction felt more like a ‘this is an inappropriate work relationship’ embarrassment than a ‘I just ruined my life’ panic. At least for the woman.

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Having never done an affair I feel like going to a massive public event with your affairee

Posted by ATL <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ATL' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 17, 2025, 10:54:45, in reply to "How embarrassing, being exposed on live video…"

is not a great idea. But maybe that’s why I’ve not affaired.

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“We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.

you're in a crowd of 60k+ people. what are the chances?*

Posted by ECEIllinois <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ECEIllinois' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 17, 2025, 11:39:03, in reply to "Having never done an affair I feel like going to a massive public event with your affairee "

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is not a great idea. But maybe that’s why I’ve not affaired.

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but you probably know 200 people there, never mind the kiss cam*

Posted by memyselfandillini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=memyselfandillini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 18, 2025, 19:09:03, in reply to "you're in a crowd of 60k+ people. what are the chances?*"

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is not a great idea. But maybe that’s why I’ve not affaired.

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And, they seemingly have friends next to them that would have been aware of the affair*

Posted by UofIL6 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=UofIL6' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 17, 2025, 11:44:27, in reply to "you're in a crowd of 60k+ people. what are the chances?*"

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is not a great idea. But maybe that’s why I’ve not affaired.

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Supposedly hid behind #2 HR person.

Posted by SurfTheBoneyard <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=SurfTheBoneyard' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 17, 2025, 11:49:32, in reply to "And, they seemingly have friends next to them that would have been aware of the affair*"

See HR is full of shit post in this thread.

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is not a great idea. But maybe that’s why I’ve not affaired.

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Sky Marshal of the Luftwaffle

“Surf is just a national treasure.” — Jackie

Who looked like she recognized they were in some shit*

Posted by gvibes <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=gvibes' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 17, 2025, 12:57:59, in reply to "Supposedly hid behind #2 HR person."

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See HR is full of shit post in this thread.

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is not a great idea. But maybe that’s why I’ve not affaired.

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I'd be much more worried that I would run into a friend, acquaintance or business colleague. In fact

Posted by ATL <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ATL' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 17, 2025, 11:44:10, in reply to "you're in a crowd of 60k+ people. what are the chances?*"

a few years ago, with Mrs. ATL's full awareness and knowledge, a friend of hers and I went to a concert together. Mrs. ATL was out of town and didn't like the band anyway. We ran into a couple of people who knew ATLFamily and gave me looks. I had to kind of explain up front what was going on.

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is not a great idea. But maybe that’s why I’ve not affaired.

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“We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.

yeah, i mean, the bigger an event, the chances someone seeing you goes up*

Posted by assassin <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=assassin' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 17, 2025, 13:06:30, in reply to "I'd be much more worried that I would run into a friend, acquaintance or business colleague. In fact"

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is not a great idea. But maybe that’s why I’ve not affaired.

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Brandon Schrock of Laredo, Texas, told the federal government that his employer was “poop,” and his occupation was “pooper.”

Looks like they had p. good seats. wouldn't have happened if they were in the nosebleed section*

Posted by ECEIllinois <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ECEIllinois' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 17, 2025, 13:35:27, in reply to "yeah, i mean, the bigger an event, the chances someone seeing you goes up* "

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is not a great idea. But maybe that’s why I’ve not affaired.

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either they just started this, and it's ignorance

Posted by Sammich <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sammich' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 17, 2025, 11:04:50, in reply to "Having never done an affair I feel like going to a massive public event with your affairee "

or they've been at it a long time, and it's them letting their guard down after being successful for so long

strolling through the crowd like Peter Lorre contemplating a crime

One takeaway from the comments: HR is full of shit.

Posted by SurfTheBoneyard <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=SurfTheBoneyard' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 17, 2025, 10:42:03, in reply to "How embarrassing, being exposed on live video…"

Out there violating the very policies they can people left and right for.

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Sky Marshal of the Luftwaffle

“Surf is just a national treasure.” — Jackie

As a former member of HR departments, their primary job is CYA for the company.

Posted by KingTalkyTiki <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=KingTalkyTiki' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 17, 2025, 12:07:36, in reply to "One takeaway from the comments: HR is full of shit."

Servicing the actual Human Employees come in a waaay distant second....y'know because we're totally expendable once the powers that be deem it so.

I could never be actual HR. There's always fangs behind that smile....

"Speak for yourself in life. And don’t be a follower of people like Tiki because you think it makes you look cool. It really doesn’t."

"I'm thinking about engaging a lawyer."

As never having worked in HR, that's pretty clear to almost everyone*

Posted by longsnapper <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=longsnapper' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 17, 2025, 13:54:25, in reply to "As a former member of HR departments, their primary job is CYA for the company."

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Servicing the actual Human Employees come in a waaay distant second....y'know because we're totally expendable once the powers that be deem it so. I could never be actual HR. There's always fangs behind that smile....

Lots of puns, no real answers

Point taken.

Posted by KingTalkyTiki <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=KingTalkyTiki' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 17, 2025, 14:23:50, in reply to "As never having worked in HR, that's pretty clear to almost everyone*"

...and HR professionals getting together and letting loose is just as bad, if not worse than sales folks.

It's like they're on their own business Rumspringa.

"Speak for yourself in life. And don’t be a follower of people like Tiki because you think it makes you look cool. It really doesn’t."

"I'm thinking about engaging a lawyer."

Oh, she's definitely servicing one of the human employees*

Posted by GMAW <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=GMAW' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 17, 2025, 12:50:20, in reply to "As a former member of HR departments, their primary job is CYA for the company."

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ooo

Posted by KingTalkyTiki <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=KingTalkyTiki' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 17, 2025, 13:30:02, in reply to "Oh, she's definitely servicing one of the human employees*"

"Speak for yourself in life. And don’t be a follower of people like Tiki because you think it makes you look cool. It really doesn’t."

"I'm thinking about engaging a lawyer."

Infidelity bad... having the entire internet universe get a chance to pile on...

Posted by uofi1998 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=uofi1998' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 17, 2025, 10:39:46, in reply to "How embarrassing, being exposed on live video…"

...even worse.

Like... they have a problem... but jesus, let it be their own problem.

This stuff is gross.

You hear me talking, hillbilly boy?

Viva la Vida.....de la Infidelidad*

Posted by KingTalkyTiki <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=KingTalkyTiki' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 17, 2025, 10:38:15, in reply to "How embarrassing, being exposed on live video…"

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"Speak for yourself in life. And don’t be a follower of people like Tiki because you think it makes you look cool. It really doesn’t."

"I'm thinking about engaging a lawyer."

Hopefully Coldplay went into the Ghost Stories album right after that *

Posted by ghost_of_clt <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ghost_of_clt' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 17, 2025, 10:47:20, in reply to "Viva la Vida.....de la Infidelidad*"

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