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timmer, this is a truly novel Darwin Award nominee

Posted by ATL <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ATL' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 18, 2025, 19:51:28

A man who was critically injured on Wednesday after he entered an M.R.I. room on Long Island and was pulled into the machine by his chain necklace died the next day, the authorities said on Friday.

The man, who was 61, was wearing a “large metallic chain” around his neck when he entered the room at Nassau Open MRI in Westbury, N.Y., at 4:34 p.m. Wednesday, according to the Nassau County Police Department.

The man, whom the police did not name, did not have authorization to enter the room, the police said. Being pulled into the machine made him have a medical episode, they said, without offering additional details.

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/07/18/health/mri-death-long-island.html?unlocked_article_code=1.Xk8.brJa.19jGArh_ABvl&smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare

“We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.

I'm beginning to think you don't understand natural selection either.

Posted by complainant <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=complainant' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 18, 2025, 19:55:52, in reply to "timmer, this is a truly novel Darwin Award nominee "

You have to off yourself before disseminating your genes, see?

I don’t think that’s how natural selection strictly works either.

Posted by ATL <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ATL' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 18, 2025, 20:03:35, in reply to "I'm beginning to think you don't understand natural selection either."

And while the Darwin award is inspired by natural selection, I don’t think it strictly follow those rules either.

And I didn’t reread the article, but did it actually say that he had kids?

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You have to off yourself before disseminating your genes, see?

“We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.

Here you go.

Posted by complainant <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=complainant' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 18, 2025, 20:07:45, in reply to "I don’t think that’s how natural selection strictly works either."

Yet another AI fail

Posted by ATL <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ATL' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 18, 2025, 20:15:26, in reply to "Here you go."

https://darwinawards.com/rules/rules1a.html

Tl;Dr: AI still sucks

“We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.

Nah, AI got it right. Your webpage believes in participation awards. That's a cop out.

I didn't truly expect them to be evolutionary biologists.

It ruins the concept if you let everyone in.

I think you're an intellectually honest person, and I hope you will capitulate in this instance.

Sorry I think I’ll stick with the original source material *

Posted by ATL <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ATL' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 18, 2025, 20:48:49, in reply to "Nah, AI got it right. Your webpage believes in participation awards. That's a cop out."

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“We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.

It's not the original. The award is older than the website (and, indeed, the web).

Posted by complainant <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=complainant' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 18, 2025, 20:59:21, in reply to "Sorry I think I’ll stick with the original source material *"

And like Disney simplifying and dumbing down an ancient fairy story, they've ruined it by trying to make it more universal, and palatable.

If you want an evolutionary biologist's opinion:

Posted by CoronaTheirAss <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=CoronaTheirAss' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 18, 2025, 20:41:08, in reply to "Nah, AI got it right. Your webpage believes in participation awards. That's a cop out."

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