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Yeesh sorry…Damonte involved in police shooting. Or something, just read it yourselves.*

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Hope he’s ok…

Be interesting to hear details but striking a LEO with a bat is FAFO territory*

Posted by ilinni11 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ilinni11' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 9, 2025, 8:18:17, in reply to "Yeesh sorry…Damonte involved in police shooting. Or something, just read it yourselves.*"

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Hope he’s ok…

Hopefully it was junior year Damonte*

Posted by Herman Blume <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Herman+Blume' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 8, 2025, 16:46:31, in reply to "Yeesh sorry…Damonte involved in police shooting. Or something, just read it yourselves.*"

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Hope he’s ok…

This is a candidate for POTY*

Posted by OWWDig <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=OWWDig' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 9, 2025, 13:22:56, in reply to "Hopefully it was junior year Damonte*"

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Hope he’s ok…

Lol*

Posted by DT <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=DT' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 9, 2025, 9:46:31, in reply to "Hopefully it was junior year Damonte*"

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Hope he’s ok…

Brick killed a guy

Posted by IlliniSax05 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=IlliniSax05' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 8, 2025, 10:52:08, in reply to "Damonte Williams was shot on duty"

Why do you hate me, Sammich?

MAJOR UPDATE: "Maybe you're not such a bad egg, Lisle-y"
-Sammich, 1/15/2011

Lol. Let's spread some false information on a Friday!*

Posted by Dilbert <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Dilbert' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 8, 2025, 10:44:58, in reply to "Damonte Williams was shot on duty"

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Hope he’s ok…

can we just scrub this? *

Posted by ijustkrushalot <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ijustkrushalot' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 8, 2025, 8:37:49, in reply to "Damonte Williams was shot on duty"

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Hope he’s ok…

Sometimes I just feel the need to be a glib asshole.*

Posted by Warrin'_Illini $<iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Warrin\'_Illini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'>$ on August 8, 2025, 10:31:56, in reply to "can we just scrub this? *"

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Hope he’s ok…

Calendar time for Buddy!

Beats needing to feel one.*

Posted by Chuck Woodaby <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Chuck+Woodaby' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 8, 2025, 10:46:52, in reply to "Sometimes I just feel the need to be a glib asshole.*"

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Hope he’s ok…

If only there was an edit button.*

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Hope he’s ok…

And eliminate an opportunity to relentlessly mock a poster for making a mistake?

Posted by Illiniphil <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Illiniphil' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 8, 2025, 8:45:44, in reply to "can we just scrub this? *"

Are you new here?

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Hope he’s ok…

Dewey beats Truman!*

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Hope he’s ok…

First Illini hooper to kill someone?*

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Hope he’s ok…

Calendar time for Buddy!

Kofi nearly killed that ref that one time*

Posted by ATL <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ATL' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 8, 2025, 10:14:08, in reply to "First Illini hooper to kill someone?* "

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Hope he’s ok…

“We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.

Not the first hooper from Peoria to try though.

Posted by ijustkrushalot <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ijustkrushalot' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 8, 2025, 10:05:18, in reply to "First Illini hooper to kill someone?* "

The Wiz Kids might have killed some germans?

Andy Phillip, pride of GC, and in the business of killing Nazis.

Posted by uofi1998 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=uofi1998' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 8, 2025, 10:17:48, in reply to "Not the first hooper from Peoria to try though."

And brother, let me tell you, business is booming.

You hear me talking, hillbilly boy?

No. He was in the Pacific Theater. Now Jack Smiley on the other hand ...

Posted by complainant <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=complainant' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 8, 2025, 10:26:50, in reply to "Andy Phillip, pride of GC, and in the business of killing Nazis. "

This MFer killed some Nazis.

As an artillery corporal with the Army's 106th division, Smiley was engaged in one of the bloodiest skirmishes of the Battle of the Bulge- once firing his 105 mm Howitzer for 96 continuous hours. The 106th division suffered a 90% casualty rate in the skirmish.

I kinda knew that (ok, not entirely), but was just going along with the killing Nazis part...

Posted by uofi1998 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=uofi1998' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 8, 2025, 11:17:10, in reply to "No. He was in the Pacific Theater. Now Jack Smiley on the other hand ..."

...and using some Inglorious Basterds to do it.

You hear me talking, hillbilly boy?

Hell yeah.*

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The Wiz Kids might have killed some germans?

Calendar time for Buddy!

Shelly Clark tried*

Posted by Poldark <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Poldark' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 8, 2025, 9:20:45, in reply to "First Illini hooper to kill someone?* "

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Hope he’s ok…

Social Misfit who wants to coach Illinois women's basketball.

"I'm already looking forward to your optimistic and uplifting gamethread posts"

(Jamar) Does thinking you did count? (/FromAfar)*

Posted by VIV <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=VIV' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 8, 2025, 9:18:04, in reply to "First Illini hooper to kill someone?* "

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Hope he’s ok…

"the sum value of my outfit will always be higher than yours."

Leader in the clubhouse *

Posted by uofi1998 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=uofi1998' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 8, 2025, 10:16:37, in reply to "(Jamar) Does thinking you did count? (/FromAfar)*"

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You hear me talking, hillbilly boy?

There's a lotta dark humor potential here. I'll go first.

Posted by complainant <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=complainant' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 8, 2025, 8:38:04, in reply to "First Illini hooper to kill someone?* "

Mark Smith killed Mark Smith.

Rennie Clemmons almost killed Shaq

Posted by ATL <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ATL' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 8, 2025, 9:21:06, in reply to "There's a lotta dark humor potential here. I'll go first."

or so I've heard

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Mark Smith killed Mark Smith.

“We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.

Allegedly.*

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or so I've heard

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Mark Smith killed Mark Smith.

Ginger and Boots f*cked an ostrich*

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or so I've heard

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Mark Smith killed Mark Smith.

... and Doug.*

Posted by complainant <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=complainant' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 9, 2025, 9:37:15, in reply to "Ginger and Boots f*cked an ostrich* "

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or so I've heard

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Mark Smith killed Mark Smith.

Rodney Jones was the meanest looking Illini ever*

Posted by bjl63 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=bjl63' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 8, 2025, 9:01:10, in reply to "There's a lotta dark humor potential here. I'll go first."

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Mark Smith killed Mark Smith.

I'm pretty sure Brian Randle killed Marco Killingsworth.*

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Mark Smith killed Mark Smith.

Who killed Bruce Weber?*

Posted by complainant <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=complainant' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 8, 2025, 8:51:28, in reply to "I'm pretty sure Brian Randle killed Marco Killingsworth.*"

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Mark Smith killed Mark Smith.

Tim Miles?

Posted by EffinIllini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=EffinIllini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 8, 2025, 8:54:29, in reply to "Who killed Bruce Weber?*"

https://www.espn.com/mens-college-basketball/boxscore/_/gameId/320490158

https://www.thechampaignroom.com/2013/1/22/3903624/visiting-your-own-grave

Why did Brandon Paul come off the bench in that game?*

Posted by ATL <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ATL' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 8, 2025, 9:22:00, in reply to "Tim Miles?"

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“We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.

I did some Googling. It's worse than that.

It's the guy who got fired at Nebraska, at the end of that season, for losing.

But the thing that inspired me to Google was that Brandon Paul wasn't a starter in that game you shared, but played 26 minutes.

Then I decided I don't care enough to research whether there's a story there.

The Michigan St win that year was the most unsatisying win over a top 10 team ever*

Posted by illini222 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=illini222' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 9, 2025, 11:53:22, in reply to "I did some Googling. It's worse than that."

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For Valentine's Day, find someone that loves you as much as Brad Underwood loves analytics.

Free Tre White.

I guess I should have opened this post, though it didn't answer my question*

Posted by ATL <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ATL' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 8, 2025, 9:22:37, in reply to "I did some Googling. It's worse than that."

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“We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.

Apathy is contagi ... oh, nevermind.*

Posted by complainant <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=complainant' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 8, 2025, 9:29:34, in reply to "I guess I should have opened this post, though it didn't answer my question*"

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East Bluff is the 'hood

Posted by jfinsocal <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=jfinsocal' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 8, 2025, 8:22:51, in reply to "Damonte Williams was shot on duty"

Not surprised it happened in that area.

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Man bites dog*

Posted by CWR10 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=CWR10' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 8, 2025, 8:16:07, in reply to "Damonte Williams was shot on duty"

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Hope he’s ok…

He got that dog in him?*

Posted by ATL <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ATL' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 8, 2025, 8:19:43, in reply to "Man bites dog*"

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Hope he’s ok…

“We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.

[Billy] He got it from his dad [/Packer]*

Posted by Sammich <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sammich' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 8, 2025, 8:27:12, in reply to "He got that dog in him?*"

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strolling through the crowd like Peter Lorre contemplating a crime

Yeah, you ever heard of the RiF program? Da'monte either fired the gun or the stun gun. Wasn't shot*

Posted by ibdoc <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ibdoc' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 8, 2025, 7:55:02, in reply to "Damonte Williams was shot on duty"

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That's not what the article says.

Posted by complainant <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=complainant' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 8, 2025, 7:43:30, in reply to "Damonte Williams was shot on duty"

Not even close.

Details, details....

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