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I get up around seven

Posted by biclops <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=biclops' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 15, 2025, 7:15:19

Get out of bed around nine

Can I pull out all the stops, and get out of this town?
I wanna make you proud, but I really don't know how.

But that old man he's a real motherfucker*

Posted by cpsteine <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=cpsteine' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 15, 2025, 13:38:59, in reply to "I get up around seven"

still remember how scandalous it was for 6th grade me to hear an f-word in a song, although

Posted by Sammich <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sammich' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 15, 2025, 13:47:23, in reply to "But that old man he's a real motherfucker*"

it didn't hold a candle to a few years earlier, when I heard a Transformer say "damn it"

strolling through the crowd like Peter Lorre contemplating a crime

We totally owned albums that we knew our parents wouldn't approve of

Posted by Sounder <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sounder' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 15, 2025, 15:19:45, in reply to "still remember how scandalous it was for 6th grade me to hear an f-word in a song, although"

if they knew what was on them. Two Live Crew was just pure filth.

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it didn't hold a candle to a few years earlier, when I heard a Transformer say "damn it"

mine in this category was Alanis asking if she'd go down on you in a theater*

Posted by John Coctostan <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=John+Coctostan' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 15, 2025, 14:48:59, in reply to "still remember how scandalous it was for 6th grade me to hear an f-word in a song, although"

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it didn't hold a candle to a few years earlier, when I heard a Transformer say "damn it"

Tay Tay would give you a dirty look. Alainais would crucify you upside down.

Posted by osklister <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=osklister' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 15, 2025, 16:24:08, in reply to "mine in this category was Alanis asking if she'd go down on you in a theater*"

Then she would go to work on you with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch.

(That's a line from a Walter Matthau movie.)

Absolutely scandalous*

Posted by Sounder <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sounder' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 15, 2025, 16:19:31, in reply to "mine in this category was Alanis asking if she'd go down on you in a theater*"

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it didn't hold a candle to a few years earlier, when I heard a Transformer say "damn it"

For me it was My Ding-a-Ling and Big Balls.

Posted by Chuck Woodaby <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Chuck+Woodaby' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 15, 2025, 14:37:05, in reply to "still remember how scandalous it was for 6th grade me to hear an f-word in a song, although"

Both still bring a smile to my face.

I get off work at 7am*

Posted by JeffFrank <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=JeffFrank' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 15, 2025, 12:16:34, in reply to "I get up around seven"

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Get out of bed around nine

you're calling snuffing out prostitutes "work" now?*

Posted by VIV <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=VIV' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 15, 2025, 12:42:17, in reply to "I get off work at 7am*"

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Get out of bed around nine

"the sum value of my outfit will always be higher than yours."

I get up when I want except on Wednesdays when I get rudely awakened by the dustmen

Posted by shua <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=shua' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 15, 2025, 9:27:33, in reply to "I get up around seven"