Alien spaceship to reach Earth tomorrow
Posted by biclops
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Alien flat tire? *
Posted by osklister
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So if they show up, who do you want to represent Earth in initial discussions?
Posted by larue33
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Missouri fans.
Posted by opossum jenkins
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Wemby
Posted by IlliniSax05 MAJOR UPDATE: "Maybe you're not such a bad egg, Lisle-y"
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The obvious answer is the Art of the Deal master himself, DJT*
Posted by Sounder
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First order of business is getting the tariffs set up*
Posted by CoronaTheirAss
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with any luck they'd just nuke us immediately & we'd avoid a long drawn out conquest & enslavement*
Posted by ijustkrushalot
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Holographic John Lennon*
Posted by timmer
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Rosie O'Donnell
Posted by Stu
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Why a human?*
Posted by complainant
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Kirk Herbstreit's dog.*
Posted by Illiniphil
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Why make the dog suffer more?*
Posted by KCWildcat
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Guess not*
Posted by biclops
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With our luck, itll be .
Posted by timmer
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Six Seven!*
Posted by Sounder
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you have to stop. stop stop stop. *
Posted by VIV
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Sounds like a Weekly World News headline.*
Posted by MojoJojo
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they're coming to take Bat Boy home*
Posted by Sammich
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Some say a comet will fall from the sky.
Posted by DT
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MAYNAISE*
Posted by Sammich
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If we end civilization before I know if Caleb Williams is good or not I'll be pissed*
Posted by AintHatin
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narrator voice: he isn't good
Posted by Sounder
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welcome to earf*
Posted by lcubed
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Anyone we can recruit to play corner*
Posted by ab75
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I, for one, welcome our new Alien overlords.
Posted by DanSaint
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Rumor is that they're orange and have vagina necks. *
Posted by doubledown
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Bring it. *
Posted by doubledown
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pretty good timing, all things considered*
Posted by Sammich
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