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Saturday NCAA Football thread: man I hate Dave Portnoy

Posted by Sounder <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sounder' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 15, 2025, 10:46:00

How does this guy have fans?

They just had a story about Portnoy on CBS Sunday Morning. I’m not his demographic either, Sounder*

Posted by PapaDels <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=PapaDels' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 16, 2025, 9:42:39, in reply to "Saturday NCAA Football thread: man I hate Dave Portnoy"

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How does this guy have fans?

I have schweppervessence and wessonality.

He just seems like a garbage human*

Posted by Sounder <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sounder' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 16, 2025, 23:30:01, in reply to "They just had a story about Portnoy on CBS Sunday Morning. I’m not his demographic either, Sounder*"

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How does this guy have fans?

The transfer RB (Hardy) Miznoz got is a beast. He'll play on Sundays*

Posted by UofIL6 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=UofIL6' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 15, 2025, 21:18:16, in reply to "Saturday NCAA Football thread: man I hate Dave Portnoy"

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How does this guy have fans?

He’s a douche but he was right about Old Orchard’s pizza. Outstanding!*

Posted by bjl63 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=bjl63' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 15, 2025, 20:56:11, in reply to "Saturday NCAA Football thread: man I hate Dave Portnoy"

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How does this guy have fans?

If you're famous, is it reallly hard to get top notch pizza recommendations?*

Posted by Sounder <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sounder' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 16, 2025, 1:55:38, in reply to "He’s a douche but he was right about Old Orchard’s pizza. Outstanding!*"

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How does this guy have fans?

If you're famous, you're always getting pranked w/ pizza recommendations. Hazard of the business. *

Posted by osklister <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=osklister' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 16, 2025, 9:39:50, in reply to "If you're famous, is it reallly hard to get top notch pizza recommendations?*"

Almost as bad as being a Domer football player and getting pranked by on-line romantic partners...

I see Duke lost again *

Posted by biclops <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=biclops' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 15, 2025, 20:47:49, in reply to "Saturday NCAA Football thread: man I hate Dave Portnoy"

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How does this guy have fans?

The way you are, it's not your fault, you knew that
The way we were, so young and caught up in it

Hi Sounder! The DE-MC is at the bowling alley in Savoy!

Posted by Poldark <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Poldark' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 15, 2025, 19:21:42, in reply to "Saturday NCAA Football thread: man I hate Dave Portnoy"

we're here for the pizza that Portnoy likes!

Social Misfit who wants to coach Illinois women's basketball.

"Black, gay, and with a potted plant on her head."

Sounder likes the pod saves America guys but wonders why people like portnoy*

Posted by illini21 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=illini21' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 15, 2025, 19:36:13, in reply to "Hi Sounder! The DE-MC is at the bowling alley in Savoy!"

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we're here for the pizza that Portnoy likes!

The Pod Save America guys are intelligent former White House staffers

Posted by Sounder <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sounder' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 15, 2025, 19:38:14, in reply to "Sounder likes the pod saves America guys but wonders why people like portnoy*"

Portnoy is the guy who you get up and move when he sits next to you at the bar.

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we're here for the pizza that Portnoy likes!

Haha just fucking with you man

Posted by illini21 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=illini21' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 15, 2025, 19:39:12, in reply to "The Pod Save America guys are intelligent former White House staffers"

Those guys are douchebags and so is portnoy

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Portnoy is the guy who you get up and move when he sits next to you at the bar.

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we're here for the pizza that Portnoy likes!

They're at least intellligent douchebags*

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Those guys are douchebags and so is portnoy

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Portnoy is the guy who you get up and move when he sits next to you at the bar.

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we're here for the pizza that Portnoy likes!

Haha As long as you acknowledge they are douchebags too*

Posted by illini21 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=illini21' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 15, 2025, 22:33:02, in reply to "They're at least intellligent douchebags*"

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Those guys are douchebags and so is portnoy

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Portnoy is the guy who you get up and move when he sits next to you at the bar.

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we're here for the pizza that Portnoy likes!

they are douchebags, but they're my douchebags*

Posted by Sounder <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sounder' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 16, 2025, 1:53:14, in reply to "Haha As long as you acknowledge they are douchebags too*"

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Those guys are douchebags and so is portnoy

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Portnoy is the guy who you get up and move when he sits next to you at the bar.

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we're here for the pizza that Portnoy likes!

DE-MC?*

Posted by Sounder <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sounder' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 15, 2025, 19:26:40, in reply to "Hi Sounder! The DE-MC is at the bowling alley in Savoy!"

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we're here for the pizza that Portnoy likes!

FU Mayor 6.6%*

Posted by Poldark <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Poldark' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 15, 2025, 20:57:35, in reply to "DE-MC?*"

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we're here for the pizza that Portnoy likes!

Social Misfit who wants to coach Illinois women's basketball.

"Black, gay, and with a potted plant on her head."

IDKWTM?*

Posted by Sounder <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sounder' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 15, 2025, 22:25:27, in reply to "FU Mayor 6.6%*"

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we're here for the pizza that Portnoy likes!

ROLL WAVE*

Posted by Carl Spackler <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Carl+Spackler' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 15, 2025, 19:14:10, in reply to "Saturday NCAA Football thread: man I hate Dave Portnoy"

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How does this guy have fans?

Updated Saxy Standings (Can we pass them in the CFP rankings?)

Posted by reggiedunlop <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=reggiedunlop' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 15, 2025, 14:54:34, in reply to "Saturday NCAA Football thread: man I hate Dave Portnoy"

No
OSU
Indiana
TA&M

Almost Certainly No
Bama
Georgia
Oregon
Ole Miss
TTech

Passable (in CFP order)
Notre Dame
Texas
Oklahoma
BYU
Utah
Vandy
Miami
GTech
USC
Michigan
Virginia
Iowa
Tennessee

They Got Saxed
Louisville
Pitt
Cincy

With Oklahoma beating Bama, we officially can't make the Playoffs. Thrilled with this year

Posted by JacobRDaugherty <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=JacobRDaugherty' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 15, 2025, 22:24:20, in reply to "Updated Saxy Standings (Can we pass them in the CFP rankings?)"

Too many SEC and B1G that at worst will end with 3 losses that look better than us. Finish 9-3, win the bowl, end the season top 15 and be very very happy

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I mean anyone that thought we had a shot at the playoffs going into this week is an idiot*

Posted by illini21 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=illini21' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 15, 2025, 22:34:34, in reply to "With Oklahoma beating Bama, we officially can't make the Playoffs. Thrilled with this year"

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Too many SEC and B1G that at worst will end with 3 losses that look better than us. Finish 9-3, win the bowl, end the season top 15 and be very very happy

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why did scum call a to there?*

Posted by Ari Gold <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Ari+Gold' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 15, 2025, 14:42:20, in reply to "Saturday NCAA Football thread: man I hate Dave Portnoy"

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How does this guy have fans?

#1 on Northwestern got big time held on that play.*

Posted by Toonces <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Toonces' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 15, 2025, 14:41:57, in reply to "Saturday NCAA Football thread: man I hate Dave Portnoy"

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How does this guy have fans?

Legitimately bronchial.

Uh oh TAM*

Posted by assassin <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=assassin' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 15, 2025, 14:22:41, in reply to "Saturday NCAA Football thread: man I hate Dave Portnoy"

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How does this guy have fans?

Brandon Schrock of Laredo, Texas, told the federal government that his employer was “poop,” and his occupation was “pooper.”

Uh oh Michigan…*

Posted by OB25 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=OB25' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 15, 2025, 14:08:50, in reply to "Saturday NCAA Football thread: man I hate Dave Portnoy"

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How does this guy have fans?

When something is happening, young people like to say it’s “lit.”

win or lose, I think there's enough evidence that sherrone moore is not the guy

Posted by snipes824 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=snipes824' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 15, 2025, 14:25:35, in reply to "Uh oh Michigan…*"

but given the current carrousel, I don't know if they'll make the move.

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How does this guy have fans?

Nah, he’s great. He should get an extension.*

Posted by voiceofreason <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=voiceofreason' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 15, 2025, 14:51:00, in reply to "win or lose, I think there's enough evidence that sherrone moore is not the guy"

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but given the current carrousel, I don't know if they'll make the move.

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How does this guy have fans?

Re: Uh oh Michigan…*

Posted by biclops <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=biclops' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 15, 2025, 14:19:37, in reply to "Uh oh Michigan…*"

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How does this guy have fans?

The way you are, it's not your fault, you knew that
The way we were, so young and caught up in it

Re: Uh oh Michigan…*

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How does this guy have fans?

The way you are, it's not your fault, you knew that
The way we were, so young and caught up in it

Well that should do it for South Carolina*

Posted by shua <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=shua' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 15, 2025, 13:43:23, in reply to "Saturday NCAA Football thread: man I hate Dave Portnoy"

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How does this guy have fans?

Epic pants-shitting *

Posted by VIV <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=VIV' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 15, 2025, 13:47:47, in reply to "Well that should do it for South Carolina*"

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How does this guy have fans?

"the sum value of my outfit will always be higher than yours."

Somebody should check Marcel Reed’s DraftKings activity

Posted by DT <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=DT' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 15, 2025, 14:05:07, in reply to "Epic pants-shitting *"

Did he bet $100k on TAMU to win at halftime?

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How does this guy have fans?

Pretty sure Michigan just got screwed by the female field judge

Posted by OB25 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=OB25' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 15, 2025, 13:32:20, in reply to "Saturday NCAA Football thread: man I hate Dave Portnoy"

For whatever she emphatically called that NW recovered the fumble despite there being almost no chance that she could have had seen who had it under the pile. Not only did the Michigan player come out of the pile with the ball, but replay shows he was the first one on it too. And they still upheld the call anyway.

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How does this guy have fans?

When something is happening, young people like to say it’s “lit.”

Seinfeldthatsashame.gif*

Posted by VIV <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=VIV' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 15, 2025, 13:42:55, in reply to "Pretty sure Michigan just got screwed by the female field judge"

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How does this guy have fans?

"the sum value of my outfit will always be higher than yours."

Ooo

Posted by meanjeans <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=meanjeans' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 15, 2025, 13:36:26, in reply to "Pretty sure Michigan just got screwed by the female field judge"

BLAM, there's my opinion people - behold

Oh hey. *

Posted by VIV <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=VIV' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 15, 2025, 13:43:05, in reply to "Ooo"

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"the sum value of my outfit will always be higher than yours."

If A&M scores here I think they win this game *

Posted by assassin <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=assassin' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 15, 2025, 13:30:39, in reply to "Saturday NCAA Football thread: man I hate Dave Portnoy"

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How does this guy have fans?

Brandon Schrock of Laredo, Texas, told the federal government that his employer was “poop,” and his occupation was “pooper.”

I like rooting for upsets but Beamer getting clowned like this would also be fun*

Posted by OB25 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=OB25' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 15, 2025, 13:43:24, in reply to "If A&M scores here I think they win this game *"

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How does this guy have fans?

When something is happening, young people like to say it’s “lit.”

His body language is not someone who has control *

Posted by assassin <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=assassin' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 15, 2025, 13:44:27, in reply to "I like rooting for upsets but Beamer getting clowned like this would also be fun*"

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How does this guy have fans?

Brandon Schrock of Laredo, Texas, told the federal government that his employer was “poop,” and his occupation was “pooper.”

There is no possible reason this team should have 6 losses with the talent they have. *

Posted by VIV <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=VIV' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 15, 2025, 13:49:10, in reply to "His body language is not someone who has control *"

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How does this guy have fans?

"the sum value of my outfit will always be higher than yours."

Sellers might just be Malik Willis though.*

Posted by OB25 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=OB25' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 15, 2025, 13:52:58, in reply to "There is no possible reason this team should have 6 losses with the talent they have. *"

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How does this guy have fans?

When something is happening, young people like to say it’s “lit.”

It’s happening *

Posted by assassin <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=assassin' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 15, 2025, 13:42:52, in reply to "If A&M scores here I think they win this game *"

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How does this guy have fans?

Brandon Schrock of Laredo, Texas, told the federal government that his employer was “poop,” and his occupation was “pooper.”

Nice things happening in terms of polls

Posted by meanjeans <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=meanjeans' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 15, 2025, 13:25:07, in reply to "Saturday NCAA Football thread: man I hate Dave Portnoy"

#20 lost, and #22, #24, #25 all losing

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How does this guy have fans?

BLAM, there's my opinion people - behold

Also Houston, Tulane, and SMU all ahead of us in “others receiving votes” but not playing

Posted by meanjeans <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=meanjeans' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 15, 2025, 13:33:26, in reply to "Nice things happening in terms of polls"

Would think there’s a reasonable chance we sneak into the rankings next week with a win

We’re #32-#33 in “others receiving votes”

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#20 lost, and #22, #24, #25 all losing

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How does this guy have fans?

BLAM, there's my opinion people - behold

Ol’ tippy toes Dave?

Posted by VIV <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=VIV' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 15, 2025, 13:22:45, in reply to "Saturday NCAA Football thread: man I hate Dave Portnoy"

Even I’m taller than that guy.

I never wear lifts or go on tippy toes in pics like Shortnoy, though.

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How does this guy have fans?

"the sum value of my outfit will always be higher than yours."

hope Elko signed the new contract before the game*

Posted by ECEIllinois <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ECEIllinois' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 15, 2025, 13:13:09, in reply to "Saturday NCAA Football thread: man I hate Dave Portnoy"

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How does this guy have fans?

Get a load of this douchebag cop

Posted by OB25 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=OB25' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 15, 2025, 12:42:23, in reply to "Saturday NCAA Football thread: man I hate Dave Portnoy"

https://x.com/pardonmytake/status/1989764951934750935?s=61&t=obkYTPkbGlNfrGoozxL-mg

When something is happening, young people like to say it’s “lit.”

I feel bad for his wife and kids tonight*

Posted by shua <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=shua' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 15, 2025, 15:16:35, in reply to "Get a load of this douchebag cop"

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https://x.com/pardonmytake/status/1989764951934750935?s=61&t=obkYTPkbGlNfrGoozxL-mg

he’s been kicked out lol….

Posted by LeatherneckIllini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=LeatherneckIllini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 15, 2025, 14:08:27, in reply to "Get a load of this douchebag cop"

https://x.com/TAMUPolice/status/1989785800549306401?s=20

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https://x.com/pardonmytake/status/1989764951934750935?s=61&t=obkYTPkbGlNfrGoozxL-mg

Apparently a TX state trooper not Aggie police *

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https://x.com/pardonmytake/status/1989764951934750935?s=61&t=obkYTPkbGlNfrGoozxL-mg

The way you are, it's not your fault, you knew that
The way we were, so young and caught up in it

That sucks because the A&M police gameday twitter feed is straight fire *

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https://x.com/pardonmytake/status/1989764951934750935?s=61&t=obkYTPkbGlNfrGoozxL-mg

The way you are, it's not your fault, you knew that
The way we were, so young and caught up in it

https://x.com/tamupolice?s=21&t=Z2WDeGTY1oiKv3V21L4QWw

The way you are, it's not your fault, you knew that
The way we were, so young and caught up in it

Because I'm smart, I was able to work out what MIP means.*

Posted by complainant <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=complainant' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 15, 2025, 22:05:30, in reply to "me"

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https://x.com/tamupolice?s=21&t=Z2WDeGTY1oiKv3V21L4QWw

Marcel Reed has ended anyone think A&M can win the title in the matter of one half.

Posted by OB25 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=OB25' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 15, 2025, 12:29:53, in reply to "Saturday NCAA Football thread: man I hate Dave Portnoy"

This is as bad of a QB performance as I’ve seen all year. South Carolina has dropped at least 3 INT’s.

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How does this guy have fans?

When something is happening, young people like to say it’s “lit.”

My god, he did it again*

Posted by OB25 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=OB25' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 15, 2025, 12:35:09, in reply to "Marcel Reed has ended anyone think A&M can win the title in the matter of one half."

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This is as bad of a QB performance as I’ve seen all year. South Carolina has dropped at least 3 INT’s.

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How does this guy have fans?

When something is happening, young people like to say it’s “lit.”

AND AGAIN*

Posted by OB25 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=OB25' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 15, 2025, 12:39:41, in reply to "My god, he did it again*"

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This is as bad of a QB performance as I’ve seen all year. South Carolina has dropped at least 3 INT’s.

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How does this guy have fans?

When something is happening, young people like to say it’s “lit.”

Suggestion for tAMu coach: go on the field, make the "fair catch" signal to the S Carolina coach. *

Posted by osklister <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=osklister' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 15, 2025, 13:08:59, in reply to "AND AGAIN*"

He'll lose his mind. :-))

Indiana struggling against WI at home*

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How does this guy have fans?

The way you are, it's not your fault, you knew that
The way we were, so young and caught up in it

I think we’re in big trouble at Madison next weekend*

Posted by opossum jenkins <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=opossum+jenkins' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 15, 2025, 12:11:44, in reply to "Indiana struggling against WI at home*"

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How does this guy have fans?

Beat Maryland *

Posted by Poldark <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Poldark' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 15, 2025, 13:19:12, in reply to "I think we’re in big trouble at Madison next weekend*"

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How does this guy have fans?

Social Misfit who wants to coach Illinois women's basketball.

"Black, gay, and with a potted plant on her head."

Just have to find a way to score two touchdowns. *

Posted by assassin <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=assassin' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 15, 2025, 12:26:17, in reply to "I think we’re in big trouble at Madison next weekend*"

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How does this guy have fans?

Brandon Schrock of Laredo, Texas, told the federal government that his employer was “poop,” and his occupation was “pooper.”

I think big trouble is a fainting goat, but it will definitely be a tough game

Posted by OrangeSox <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=OrangeSox' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 15, 2025, 12:18:43, in reply to "I think we’re in big trouble at Madison next weekend*"

and Wisconsin may win. Their offense still isn't good. Indiana is feeling the pressure of an undefeated season, they're not playing like the underdog they were against us.

To be fair, I don’t think you’ve expected us to win a game all year. :) *

Posted by OB25 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=OB25' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 15, 2025, 12:16:53, in reply to "I think we’re in big trouble at Madison next weekend*"

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How does this guy have fans?

When something is happening, young people like to say it’s “lit.”

That was last year.*

Posted by opossum jenkins <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=opossum+jenkins' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 15, 2025, 12:20:02, in reply to "To be fair, I don’t think you’ve expected us to win a game all year. :) *"

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I don’t know, I have in my head that you were pretty sure we’d lose to Duke, USC, and Buttgers too.

Posted by OB25 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=OB25' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 15, 2025, 12:27:54, in reply to "That was last year.*"

I don’t actually care, just giving you shit. I predicted the Wisconsin game as a loss preseason but as of a few weeks ago was figuring they’d have totally quit by then. But instead they are rounding into form, so it won’t be easy for sure.

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When something is happening, young people like to say it’s “lit.”

South Carolina up 17-3 at A&M*

Posted by OB25 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=OB25' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 15, 2025, 11:46:21, in reply to "Saturday NCAA Football thread: man I hate Dave Portnoy"

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When something is happening, young people like to say it’s “lit.”

In other news, A&M trying to sign Elko to a contract extension.

Mike Elko, Texas A&M finalizing massive contract extension in latest college football coaching carousel news

After turning the Aggies into a College Football Playoff contender, Elko is poised to receive a new contract

Texas A&M and coach Mike Elko are finalizing a contract extension that makes him one of the 10 highest-paid coaches in college football, Matt Zenitz confirms. The deal is expected to be announced as soon as today as the No. 3 Aggies host South Carolina in College Station. The extension would solidify Elko's long-term role at Texas A&M amid a coaching carousel full of turbulence.

Since arriving in College Station, Elko compiled a 17-5 overall record, quickly leading the Aggies into national contender status. Texas A&M is off to a 9-0 start and sits No. 3 in the College Football Playoff rankings, putting the program on the verge of its first CFP appearance and SEC Championship Game appearance. The new deal comes as Elko's profile surged, making the timing a strategic move for Texas A&M to prevent suitors from entering the picture, specifically Penn State, a program seen as a natural fit because of Elko's long-standing connections to the Northeast.

Elko earns roughly $7 million annually on a heavily incentive-based contract -- one that ranked him just 32nd among FBS head coaches. The new agreement, however, is expected to include a substantial increase in guaranteed compensation, according to Yahoo Sports, elevating him into the top tier of coaching salaries across the country.

The commitment reflects both Texas A&M's belief in Elko's long-term vision and the broader landscape of this coaching cycle, where few established candidates have been available for major openings. Holding onto Elko not only stabilizes the program but also secures continuity at a time when the Aggies appear to be trending toward their most promising season in decades.

https://www.cbssports.com/college-football/news/mike-elko-contract-extension-texas-am-college-football-coaching-carousel/

BTW, today's game is at tAMu.

Also, Wisconsin’s defense is on an incredible right now against 3 elite offenses.

Posted by OB25 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=OB25' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 15, 2025, 11:52:40, in reply to "South Carolina up 17-3 at A&M*"

Next week is going to be tougher than I hoped it would be.

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Similar wind situation down here in Champaign right now*

Posted by assassin <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=assassin' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 15, 2025, 12:09:47, in reply to "Also, Wisconsin’s defense is on an incredible right now against 3 elite offenses."

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Brandon Schrock of Laredo, Texas, told the federal government that his employer was “poop,” and his occupation was “pooper.”

Northwestern also not a pushover *

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The way you are, it's not your fault, you knew that
The way we were, so young and caught up in it

My man!!*

Posted by DiamondDazzle <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=DiamondDazzle' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 15, 2025, 11:34:00, in reply to "Saturday NCAA Football thread: man I hate Dave Portnoy"

Guess Deuce Spann is now playing for Pitt. We'll always have that TD reception against Nebraska*

Posted by ECEIllinois <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ECEIllinois' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 15, 2025, 11:33:15, in reply to "Saturday NCAA Football thread: man I hate Dave Portnoy"

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Go Navy*

Posted by timmer <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=timmer' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 15, 2025, 11:21:23, in reply to "Saturday NCAA Football thread: man I hate Dave Portnoy"

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(for rent)

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