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People with annoying speech patterns that make you not want to talk to them

Posted by Stu <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Stu' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 26, 2025, 10:27:10

I just met someone who says "and whatnot" in every freaking sentence

anyone who uses algorwellian speech like "unalive" or "corn" in real life

Posted by Sammich <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sammich' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 26, 2025, 13:25:09, in reply to "People with annoying speech patterns that make you not want to talk to them"

You're in no danger of being demonetized, my friend. Just say the words.

strolling through the crowd like Peter Lorre contemplating a crime

Related: chat, am I cooked?*

Posted by biclops <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=biclops' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 26, 2025, 13:27:31, in reply to "anyone who uses algorwellian speech like "unalive" or "corn" in real life"

The way you are, it's not your fault, you knew that
The way we were, so young and caught up in it

Still crusading against adding “right?” to every other sentence *

Posted by Jackie <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Jackie' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 26, 2025, 13:19:13, in reply to "People with annoying speech patterns that make you not want to talk to them"

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I just met someone who says "and whatnot" in every freaking sentence

Unless you’re a British person saying “innit” at the end of the sentence. I eat that shit up*

Posted by OB25 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=OB25' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 26, 2025, 14:15:34, in reply to "Still crusading against adding “right?” to every other sentence *"

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I just met someone who says "and whatnot" in every freaking sentence

When something is happening, young people like to say it’s “lit.”

Like, a lot of the, like, young people, like can't form, like, a sentence? Without like, using the

Posted by complainant <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=complainant' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 26, 2025, 11:47:19, in reply to "People with annoying speech patterns that make you not want to talk to them"

word "like?" Like a lot?

vocal fry*

Posted by chorizo <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=chorizo' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 26, 2025, 11:46:41, in reply to "People with annoying speech patterns that make you not want to talk to them"

can't do it
won't do it
moons

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I just met someone who says "and whatnot" in every freaking sentence

Should be at the top of this list.

Posted by illinilosch <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=illinilosch' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 26, 2025, 15:53:49, in reply to "vocal fry*"

Can absolutely ruin a beautiful woman.

It's just awful and quite frankly ridiculous in society.

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can't do it
won't do it
moons

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I just met someone who says "and whatnot" in every freaking sentence

"100%" for everything agreed with*

Posted by Phytynlini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Phytynlini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 26, 2025, 11:43:55, in reply to "People with annoying speech patterns that make you not want to talk to them"

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I just met someone who says "and whatnot" in every freaking sentence

Hundo P

Posted by IlliniSax05 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=IlliniSax05' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 26, 2025, 13:28:58, in reply to ""100%" for everything agreed with*"

Why do you hate me, Sammich?

MAJOR UPDATE: "Maybe you're not such a bad egg, Lisle-y"
-Sammich, 1/15/2011

oh 100%*

Posted by VIV <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=VIV' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 26, 2025, 11:44:15, in reply to ""100%" for everything agreed with*"

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I just met someone who says "and whatnot" in every freaking sentence

"the sum value of my outfit will always be higher than yours."

Whatevzzz*

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I just met someone who says "and whatnot" in every freaking sentence

People who say something is the greatest “of all times” *

Posted by meanjeans <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=meanjeans' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 26, 2025, 11:17:11, in reply to "People with annoying speech patterns that make you not want to talk to them"

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I just met someone who says "and whatnot" in every freaking sentence

BLAM, there's my opinion people - behold

Related: Say something is ‘awesome’ when it’s trivial*

Posted by Stu <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Stu' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 26, 2025, 11:18:50, in reply to "People who say something is the greatest “of all times” *"

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I just met someone who says "and whatnot" in every freaking sentence

I mean specifically “all times” as opposed to “all time” *

Posted by meanjeans <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=meanjeans' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 26, 2025, 11:33:50, in reply to "Related: Say something is ‘awesome’ when it’s trivial*"

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I just met someone who says "and whatnot" in every freaking sentence

BLAM, there's my opinion people - behold

"Epic" folks make me want to punch them. *

Posted by haighter <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=haighter' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 26, 2025, 11:26:07, in reply to "Related: Say something is ‘awesome’ when it’s trivial*"

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I just met someone who says "and whatnot" in every freaking sentence

My Ex, the tromboner, extends out the S sound (sssss) at the end of the sentence.

Posted by ibdoc <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ibdoc' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 26, 2025, 10:57:12, in reply to "People with annoying speech patterns that make you not want to talk to them"

Kind of like an "ummmm" but: "Let's go kid the kidssssss"
Now like freaking nails on a chalkboard to me

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I just met someone who says "and whatnot" in every freaking sentence

Victory, Illinoisssssss, Varsity*

Posted by IlliniOllie <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=IlliniOllie' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 26, 2025, 11:18:25, in reply to "My Ex, the tromboner, extends out the S sound (sssss) at the end of the sentence."

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Kind of like an "ummmm" but: "Let's go kid the kidssssss"
Now like freaking nails on a chalkboard to me

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I just met someone who says "and whatnot" in every freaking sentence

what's up?*

Posted by VIV <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=VIV' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 26, 2025, 11:30:01, in reply to "Victory, Illinoisssssss, Varsity*"

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Kind of like an "ummmm" but: "Let's go kid the kidssssss"
Now like freaking nails on a chalkboard to me

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I just met someone who says "and whatnot" in every freaking sentence

"the sum value of my outfit will always be higher than yours."

Our SVP of Sales consistently uses “synopsis” when he means “scenario”

Posted by PapaDels <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=PapaDels' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 26, 2025, 10:52:47, in reply to "People with annoying speech patterns that make you not want to talk to them"

Drives me nuts. He will describe a scenario in detail and then say something like “so then we have to do something about that whole synopsis.”

And sometimes he uses synopsis in a way that I can’t even describe. It’s like a crutch word for him.

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I just met someone who says "and whatnot" in every freaking sentence

I have schweppervessence and wessonality.
Too sweet to be sour, too nice to be mean.

here we go yiss, here we go yiss

Posted by Sammich <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sammich' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 26, 2025, 11:45:47, in reply to "Our SVP of Sales consistently uses “synopsis” when he means “scenario”"

so what, so what so what's the synopsis

strolling through the crowd like Peter Lorre contemplating a crime

Lulz*

Posted by PapaDels <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=PapaDels' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 26, 2025, 14:12:34, in reply to "here we go yiss, here we go yiss"

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so what, so what so what's the synopsis

I have schweppervessence and wessonality.
Too sweet to be sour, too nice to be mean.

Hell yeah!*

Posted by Jackie <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Jackie' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 26, 2025, 13:18:03, in reply to "here we go yiss, here we go yiss"

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so what, so what so what's the synopsis

Overly jargon'ed speak for the wrong audience...

Posted by haighter <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=haighter' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 26, 2025, 11:04:29, in reply to "Our SVP of Sales consistently uses “synopsis” when he means “scenario”"

...had our interim CFO on an all company call rattle off a string of Executive / Board jargon...

"Our net revenue is 5 million off FY26 plan but still tracking to projected profit due to SKU mix...our original FY26 plan is being compared to the FY26 LE. We'll address with EO strategies and market recalibration."

He also said it all at a pretty quick clip. I had to tell my boss (VP Ops) that like no one was really gonna grasp what he was saying and DEFINITELY not how it relates to their portion of the business.

Like that's not really an all company topic, in my opinion.

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I seem to run across a lot of “expecially” people*

Posted by biclops <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=biclops' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 26, 2025, 10:42:18, in reply to "People with annoying speech patterns that make you not want to talk to them"

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I just met someone who says "and whatnot" in every freaking sentence

The way you are, it's not your fault, you knew that
The way we were, so young and caught up in it

uptalkers (i.e., 67% of millenials)*

Posted by ATL <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ATL' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 26, 2025, 10:39:27, in reply to "People with annoying speech patterns that make you not want to talk to them"

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“We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.

Kinda like this dude...which is the best satirical follow on Insta...

Posted by haighter <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=haighter' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 26, 2025, 10:52:00, in reply to "uptalkers (i.e., 67% of millenials)*"

https://www.instagram.com/johnnyhilbrant/

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