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Take a movie quote and add ‘You Fvck’ at the end

Posted by TarheelIllini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=TarheelIllini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 4, 2025, 9:43:40

Say hello to my little friend, you fvck.

Recrudescence

you fucks in white satin*

Posted by biclops <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=biclops' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 4, 2025, 16:38:53, in reply to "Take a movie quote and add ‘You Fvck’ at the end"

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Say hello to my little friend, you fvck .

The way you are, it's not your fault, you knew that
The way we were, so young and caught up in it

Yes, Mama. But he was my dog. I'll do it, you fuck.*

Posted by KingTalkyTiki <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=KingTalkyTiki' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 4, 2025, 14:22:58, in reply to "Take a movie quote and add ‘You Fvck’ at the end"

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Say hello to my little friend, you fvck .

"You must own the honor of being the whitest, military vet, fat, multiple state property owner but most of all the one who hates their own country the most in our country."

You...complete me...you fuck.*

Posted by MojoJojo <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=MojoJojo' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 4, 2025, 14:20:53, in reply to "Take a movie quote and add ‘You Fvck’ at the end"

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Say hello to my little friend, you fvck .

"I want an Oompa-Loompa now, you fuck!" *

Posted by shua <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=shua' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 4, 2025, 13:52:03, in reply to "Take a movie quote and add ‘You Fvck’ at the end"

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Say hello to my little friend, you fvck .

There's no earthly way of knowing which direction we are going, you fuck*

Posted by Sammich <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sammich' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 4, 2025, 14:14:48, in reply to ""I want an Oompa-Loompa now, you fuck!" *"

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Say hello to my little friend, you fvck .

strolling through the crowd like Peter Lorre contemplating a crime

You lose! you get nothing, you fuck!

Posted by IlliniSax05 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=IlliniSax05' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 4, 2025, 14:26:58, in reply to "There's no earthly way of knowing which direction we are going, you fuck*"

Why do you hate me, Sammich?

MAJOR UPDATE: "Maybe you're not such a bad egg, Lisle-y"
-Sammich, 1/15/2011

And none of that stinkin' root beer, you fvck!

Posted by ntb <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ntb' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 4, 2025, 13:15:06, in reply to "Take a movie quote and add ‘You Fvck’ at the end"

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Say hello to my little friend, you fvck .

Love means never having to say you're sorry, you fuck.*

Posted by JFG <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=JFG' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 4, 2025, 13:12:52, in reply to "Take a movie quote and add ‘You Fvck’ at the end"

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Say hello to my little friend, you fvck .

Coffee is for Closers*

Posted by memyselfandillini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=memyselfandillini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 4, 2025, 13:11:13, in reply to "Take a movie quote and add ‘You Fvck’ at the end"

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Say hello to my little friend, you fvck .

You ever take a dump made you feel like you just slept 12 hours, you fuck?*

Posted by Sammich <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sammich' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 4, 2025, 13:12:18, in reply to "Coffee is for Closers*"

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Say hello to my little friend, you fvck .

strolling through the crowd like Peter Lorre contemplating a crime

I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. You fuck.*

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Say hello to my little friend, you fvck .

strolling through the crowd like Peter Lorre contemplating a crime

Hand me the keys you fucking cocksucker you fuck*

Posted by IlliniRunner <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=IlliniRunner' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 4, 2025, 12:59:10, in reply to "Take a movie quote and add ‘You Fvck’ at the end"

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Say hello to my little friend, you fvck .

There's a snake in my boot....you fuck*

Posted by ibdoc <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ibdoc' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 4, 2025, 11:22:58, in reply to "Take a movie quote and add ‘You Fvck’ at the end"

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Say hello to my little friend, you fvck .

this was the first one to give me a chuckle*

Posted by shua <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=shua' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 4, 2025, 13:06:58, in reply to "There's a snake in my boot....you fuck*"

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Say hello to my little friend, you fvck .

Forget about the curveball...give 'em the heater...you fu_k!*

Posted by DanSaint <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=DanSaint' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 4, 2025, 11:01:48, in reply to "Take a movie quote and add ‘You Fvck’ at the end"

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Say hello to my little friend, you fvck .

Open the pod bay doors, Hal, you fuck

Posted by illini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=illini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 4, 2025, 10:42:29, in reply to "Take a movie quote and add ‘You Fvck’ at the end"

I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that, you fuck.

See, none of these are even slightly funny

Posted by Stu <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Stu' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 4, 2025, 10:35:51, in reply to "Take a movie quote and add ‘You Fvck’ at the end"

It would be funnier if you followed a movie quote with, Hey, I just pooped in my diaper

That's only topical to you, Stu. You fuck.*

Posted by Illiniphil <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Illiniphil' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 4, 2025, 13:08:06, in reply to "See, none of these are even slightly funny"

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It would be funnier if you followed a movie quote with, Hey, I just pooped in my diaper

yeah, you're right Stu. These all suck*

Posted by IlliniRunner <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=IlliniRunner' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 4, 2025, 13:00:54, in reply to "See, none of these are even slightly funny"

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It would be funnier if you followed a movie quote with, Hey, I just pooped in my diaper

I've been trying to come up with a good one, no change.*

Posted by Warrin'_Illini $<iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Warrin\'_Illini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'>$ on December 4, 2025, 10:43:57, in reply to "See, none of these are even slightly funny"

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It would be funnier if you followed a movie quote with, Hey, I just pooped in my diaper

You cannot lose games in the NFL and still win.

It probably only fits some where the speaker is angry, as in "You can't handle the truth!"*

Posted by Potomac <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Potomac' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 4, 2025, 11:19:10, in reply to "I've been trying to come up with a good one, no change.*"

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It would be funnier if you followed a movie quote with, Hey, I just pooped in my diaper

and even then, it makes the quote feel bloated. I think that's why the "replace a word" quotes...

Posted by shua <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=shua' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 4, 2025, 11:54:05, in reply to "It probably only fits some where the speaker is angry, as in "You can't handle the truth!"*"

or movie titles are funnier

and now I've already thought about this way too much, you fuck

Knights In White Satin, you fuck*

Posted by Sammich <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sammich' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 4, 2025, 12:04:42, in reply to "and even then, it makes the quote feel bloated. I think that's why the "replace a word" quotes..."

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or movie titles are funnier

and now I've already thought about this way too much, you fuck

strolling through the crowd like Peter Lorre contemplating a crime

searching for Butts in White Satin does not produce work friendly results...

Posted by uofi1998 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=uofi1998' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 4, 2025, 13:03:56, in reply to "Knights In White Satin, you fuck*"

...you fuck.

You hear me talking, hillbilly boy?

It's almost as boring as a condolences thread.*

Posted by complainant <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=complainant' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 4, 2025, 10:42:05, in reply to "See, none of these are even slightly funny"

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It would be funnier if you followed a movie quote with, Hey, I just pooped in my diaper

Shut the fuck up Donny, you fuck. *

Posted by uofi1998 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=uofi1998' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 4, 2025, 10:34:42, in reply to "Take a movie quote and add ‘You Fvck’ at the end"

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Say hello to my little friend, you fvck .

You hear me talking, hillbilly boy?

Big Lebowski as directed by Shane Black*

Posted by Sammich <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sammich' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 4, 2025, 10:50:02, in reply to "Shut the fuck up Donny, you fuck. *"

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Say hello to my little friend, you fvck .

strolling through the crowd like Peter Lorre contemplating a crime

You can imagine where it goes from here.

Posted by uofi1998 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=uofi1998' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 4, 2025, 12:57:41, in reply to "Big Lebowski as directed by Shane Black*"

He fixes the cable?

Don't be fatuous Jeffery, you fuck.

You hear me talking, hillbilly boy?

Is it raining? I hadn't noticed, you fuck*

Posted by Sammich <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sammich' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 4, 2025, 10:32:24, in reply to "Take a movie quote and add ‘You Fvck’ at the end"

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Say hello to my little friend, you fvck .

strolling through the crowd like Peter Lorre contemplating a crime

Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore, you fuck.

Posted by Kajagoogoo <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Kajagoogoo' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 4, 2025, 10:31:44, in reply to "Take a movie quote and add ‘You Fvck’ at the end"

If you can't spot the sucker in your first half hour at the table, you fuck. *

Posted by doubledown <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=doubledown' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 4, 2025, 10:23:25, in reply to "Take a movie quote and add ‘You Fvck’ at the end"

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Say hello to my little friend, you fvck .

You had me at hello, you fuck

Posted by IlliniSax05 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=IlliniSax05' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 4, 2025, 10:22:56, in reply to "Take a movie quote and add ‘You Fvck’ at the end"

Why do you hate me, Sammich?

MAJOR UPDATE: "Maybe you're not such a bad egg, Lisle-y"
-Sammich, 1/15/2011

Is it safe, you fuck?*

Posted by Sammich <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sammich' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 4, 2025, 10:21:19, in reply to "Take a movie quote and add ‘You Fvck’ at the end"

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Say hello to my little friend, you fvck .

strolling through the crowd like Peter Lorre contemplating a crime

Bitches leave, you fuck*

Posted by chorizo <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=chorizo' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 4, 2025, 10:21:11, in reply to "Take a movie quote and add ‘You Fvck’ at the end"

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Say hello to my little friend, you fvck .

I’ll suck your cock for 1,000 dollars, you fuck.*

Posted by Toonces <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Toonces' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 4, 2025, 10:20:13, in reply to "Take a movie quote and add ‘You Fvck’ at the end"

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Say hello to my little friend, you fvck .

Legitimately bronchial.

I’m just gonna go find a cash machine, you fuck *

Posted by uofi1998 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=uofi1998' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 4, 2025, 10:35:21, in reply to "I’ll suck your cock for 1,000 dollars, you fuck.*"

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Say hello to my little friend, you fvck .

You hear me talking, hillbilly boy?

Run, Forrest, run, you fuck!

Posted by Kajagoogoo <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Kajagoogoo' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 4, 2025, 10:16:27, in reply to "Take a movie quote and add ‘You Fvck’ at the end"

You're a wizard, Harry...you fuck

Posted by IlliniSax05 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=IlliniSax05' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 4, 2025, 10:15:30, in reply to "Take a movie quote and add ‘You Fvck’ at the end"

Why do you hate me, Sammich?

MAJOR UPDATE: "Maybe you're not such a bad egg, Lisle-y"
-Sammich, 1/15/2011

You're not gonna fall for the banana in the tailpipe, you fuck*

Posted by AintHatin <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=AintHatin' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 4, 2025, 10:15:14, in reply to "Take a movie quote and add ‘You Fvck’ at the end"

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Say hello to my little friend, you fvck .

We ain't found shit, you fvck

Posted by ATL <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ATL' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 4, 2025, 10:11:57, in reply to "Take a movie quote and add ‘You Fvck’ at the end"

“We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.

They have a cave troll, you fuck*

Posted by Tooldresser <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Tooldresser' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 4, 2025, 10:03:55, in reply to "Take a movie quote and add ‘You Fvck’ at the end"

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Say hello to my little friend, you fvck .

Houston, we have a problem, you fuck*

Posted by Sammich <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sammich' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 4, 2025, 10:03:19, in reply to "Take a movie quote and add ‘You Fvck’ at the end"

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Say hello to my little friend, you fvck .

strolling through the crowd like Peter Lorre contemplating a crime

The yellow ones don't stop, you fuck.

Posted by tvillini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=tvillini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 4, 2025, 10:02:03, in reply to "Take a movie quote and add ‘You Fvck’ at the end"

I'll have what she's having, you fuck*

Posted by Sammich <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sammich' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 4, 2025, 9:59:54, in reply to "Take a movie quote and add ‘You Fvck’ at the end"

strolling through the crowd like Peter Lorre contemplating a crime

I think you forgot the reddit link*

Posted by shua <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=shua' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 4, 2025, 9:56:27, in reply to "Take a movie quote and add ‘You Fvck’ at the end"

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Say hello to my little friend, you fvck .

...you fuck*

Posted by Sammich <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sammich' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 4, 2025, 10:00:15, in reply to "I think you forgot the reddit link*"

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Say hello to my little friend, you fvck .

strolling through the crowd like Peter Lorre contemplating a crime

This would have been funnier….

Posted by TarheelIllini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=TarheelIllini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 4, 2025, 11:44:36, in reply to "...you fuck*"

Shua and I must follow the same threads

Recrudescence

No, I am your father, you fuck.

Posted by theBard <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=theBard' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 4, 2025, 9:53:31, in reply to "Take a movie quote and add ‘You Fvck’ at the end"