TIL you can buy a casket on amazon
Posted by TarheelIllini
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Meh. You can probably get a funeral longboat at IKEA…
Posted by SurfTheBoneyard “Surf is just a national treasure.” — Jackie
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OSHA-approved flaming arrow not included.
Posted by osklister
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Douse a jart in gasoline, light it, and give it a heave.*
Posted by Illiniphil
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Ya know, its always good to advertise with a video of a kid walking alongside a Radio Flyer coffin..
Posted by osklister
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That might be the saddest thing I've ever seen.*
Posted by Illiniphil
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You can make your own, like Abe Lincoln did for his mother*
Posted by Stu
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Costco is the best place I have heard. But cremation is the right choice for dead bodies.
Posted by ATL
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30 day no questions asked returns at Kohl's!
Posted by Illiniphil
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That time he asked us to say “you fuck”*
Posted by AintHatin
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Why do that when you can buy a Kiss Kasket?
Posted by Tortillini
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If you wanna rock and roll all eternity*
Posted by Herman Blume
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Gene Simmons with an op-ed in today's Post*
Posted by Potomac
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This was not what I expected *
Posted by TarheelIllini
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Nobody merchandises like Gene Simmons*
Posted by PapaDels
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Also, a variety of foxtail butt-plugs.*
Posted by complainant
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Often bought together.*
Posted by DT
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