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I'm a garage snob. I feel elite driving to work with a clean, snow free car

Posted by ibdoc <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ibdoc' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 12, 2025, 8:10:27

and all the commoners have to drive covered in snow.
So glad I don't have to scrape off my car before leaving for work.

Sidejack..I vallet'ed my old shitbox wagon for an event last night...

Posted by haighter <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=haighter' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 12, 2025, 12:43:42, in reply to "I'm a garage snob. I feel elite driving to work with a clean, snow free car"

And when I returned the attendant couldn't find it at first. I had the highest hopes that someone stole it from the garage...but alas, it just was in a different spot than marked.

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and all the commoners have to drive covered in snow.
So glad I don't have to scrape off my car before leaving for work.

ooo

Posted by Kajagoogoo <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Kajagoogoo' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 12, 2025, 14:50:16, in reply to "Sidejack..I vallet'ed my old shitbox wagon for an event last night..."

Also, do you pronounce it British fancy like GARij?*

Posted by PapaDels <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=PapaDels' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 12, 2025, 12:35:24, in reply to "I'm a garage snob. I feel elite driving to work with a clean, snow free car"

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and all the commoners have to drive covered in snow.
So glad I don't have to scrape off my car before leaving for work.

I have schweppervessence and wessonality.
Too sweet to be sour, too nice to be mean.

I don't have a garage, car hole, or car. Maybe the only poster on here who keeps it real.*

Posted by Warrin'_Illini $<iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Warrin\'_Illini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'>$ on December 12, 2025, 12:36:55, in reply to "Also, do you pronounce it British fancy like GARij?*"

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and all the commoners have to drive covered in snow.
So glad I don't have to scrape off my car before leaving for work.

You cannot lose games in the NFL and still win.

Mrs 98 gets the big side of the garage.

Posted by uofi1998 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=uofi1998' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 12, 2025, 12:26:02, in reply to "I'm a garage snob. I feel elite driving to work with a clean, snow free car"

I have to settle for this.

You hear me talking, hillbilly boy?

Damn, man. That’s a great setup.*

Posted by voiceofreason <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=voiceofreason' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 12, 2025, 12:56:47, in reply to "Mrs 98 gets the big side of the garage. "

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I have to settle for this.

I first read this as “I’m a garbage snob” and was intrigued to learn more.*

Posted by DocWalk20 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=DocWalk20' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 12, 2025, 10:33:05, in reply to "I'm a garage snob. I feel elite driving to work with a clean, snow free car"

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and all the commoners have to drive covered in snow.
So glad I don't have to scrape off my car before leaving for work.

I read it as garbage knob and didn’t want to know more*

Posted by Stu <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Stu' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 12, 2025, 11:42:16, in reply to "I first read this as “I’m a garbage snob” and was intrigued to learn more.*"

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and all the commoners have to drive covered in snow.
So glad I don't have to scrape off my car before leaving for work.

Come on, Stu. Where’s your sense of adventure?*

Posted by DocWalk20 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=DocWalk20' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 12, 2025, 14:29:33, in reply to "I read it as garbage knob and didn’t want to know more*"

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and all the commoners have to drive covered in snow.
So glad I don't have to scrape off my car before leaving for work.

Somewhere north of combining "garbage" with ibdoc's "knob".*

Posted by Stu <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Stu' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 12, 2025, 14:52:53, in reply to "Come on, Stu. Where’s your sense of adventure?*"

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and all the commoners have to drive covered in snow.
So glad I don't have to scrape off my car before leaving for work.

Two things I would never go back to not having: a garage and a washer and dryer

Posted by PapaDels <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=PapaDels' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 12, 2025, 9:55:44, in reply to "I'm a garage snob. I feel elite driving to work with a clean, snow free car"

I clearly remember when I had each for the first time and I said “never going back again.”

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and all the commoners have to drive covered in snow.
So glad I don't have to scrape off my car before leaving for work.

I have schweppervessence and wessonality.
Too sweet to be sour, too nice to be mean.

I would be even more specific and say, a garage attached to my house (see Taz below)*

Posted by OWWDig <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=OWWDig' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 12, 2025, 10:01:39, in reply to "Two things I would never go back to not having: a garage and a washer and dryer "

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I clearly remember when I had each for the first time and I said “never going back again.”

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and all the commoners have to drive covered in snow.
So glad I don't have to scrape off my car before leaving for work.

Agreed!*

Posted by PapaDels <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=PapaDels' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 12, 2025, 11:02:46, in reply to "I would be even more specific and say, a garage attached to my house (see Taz below)*"

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I clearly remember when I had each for the first time and I said “never going back again.”

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and all the commoners have to drive covered in snow.
So glad I don't have to scrape off my car before leaving for work.

I have schweppervessence and wessonality.
Too sweet to be sour, too nice to be mean.

I like putting my car in the garage but it's a pain in the butt

Posted by Taz <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Taz' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 12, 2025, 9:37:57, in reply to "I'm a garage snob. I feel elite driving to work with a clean, snow free car"

Our garage is in our back yard, which is fenced.
So I have to pull down the driveway, get out, open the gate, pull in the back yard, back into the garage (small yard), get out, close the gate, and then repeat the process when I leave.

So I only do it if there's going to be lots of snow.

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and all the commoners have to drive covered in snow.
So glad I don't have to scrape off my car before leaving for work.

Sometimes you just need to yeet a bobcat *

Being an Illini fan is a goddamn curse.*

Add a second story. Problem solved. *

Posted by osklister <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=osklister' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 12, 2025, 9:51:00, in reply to "I like putting my car in the garage but it's a pain in the butt"

Danley's Garage World should be able to take care of that for ya. Just check out any Cubs postgame for their phone number.

LOL.

I would simply delegate the task to one of the live-in valets*

Posted by Sammich <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sammich' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 12, 2025, 9:43:20, in reply to "I like putting my car in the garage but it's a pain in the butt"

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and all the commoners have to drive covered in snow.
So glad I don't have to scrape off my car before leaving for work.

strolling through the crowd like Peter Lorre contemplating a crime

I do that if they are in the car with me, but most of my driving is alone*

Posted by Taz <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Taz' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 12, 2025, 12:10:08, in reply to "I would simply delegate the task to one of the live-in valets*"

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and all the commoners have to drive covered in snow.
So glad I don't have to scrape off my car before leaving for work.

Sometimes you just need to yeet a bobcat *

Being an Illini fan is a goddamn curse.*

I keep the fun cars in the garage in the winter and my wife and I both have to scrape the SUVs.

Posted by Illiniphil <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Illiniphil' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 12, 2025, 8:49:32, in reply to "I'm a garage snob. I feel elite driving to work with a clean, snow free car"

I need a 4 car garage.

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and all the commoners have to drive covered in snow.
So glad I don't have to scrape off my car before leaving for work.

I hope you perpetually get stuck behind the most snow-caked SUV in human history

Posted by Sammich <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sammich' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 12, 2025, 8:44:52, in reply to "I'm a garage snob. I feel elite driving to work with a clean, snow free car"

may you never have a clear windshield for the rest of your days

strolling through the crowd like Peter Lorre contemplating a crime

I like when it’s really cold, so you get that fine powdery snow. Hit the accelerator

Posted by doubledown <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=doubledown' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 12, 2025, 9:04:36, in reply to "I hope you perpetually get stuck behind the most snow-caked SUV in human history"

and watch the car behind me disappear into their own personal blizzard.

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may you never have a clear windshield for the rest of your days

*Hugs and Kisses*

Posted by ibdoc <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ibdoc' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 12, 2025, 8:55:50, in reply to "I hope you perpetually get stuck behind the most snow-caked SUV in human history"

My staff sarcastically calls me Dr Warm & Fuzzy
I'm trying to live up to that moniker
It's so damn exhausting

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may you never have a clear windshield for the rest of your days

I live in Atlanta *

Posted by ATL <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ATL' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 12, 2025, 8:42:29, in reply to "I'm a garage snob. I feel elite driving to work with a clean, snow free car"

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and all the commoners have to drive covered in snow.
So glad I don't have to scrape off my car before leaving for work.

“We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.

my car is in the garage, but I'm a nice dad and I try and scrape off Diglet#2's car

Posted by OWWDig <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=OWWDig' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 12, 2025, 8:40:50, in reply to "I'm a garage snob. I feel elite driving to work with a clean, snow free car"

when I leave in the morning if I have a moment.

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and all the commoners have to drive covered in snow.
So glad I don't have to scrape off my car before leaving for work.

I left the van out for a winter and the mice chewed through some wiring*

Posted by Stu <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Stu' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 12, 2025, 8:40:23, in reply to "I'm a garage snob. I feel elite driving to work with a clean, snow free car"

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and all the commoners have to drive covered in snow.
So glad I don't have to scrape off my car before leaving for work.

I've given up garage spots to the wife and kids so I'm the peasant who has to clean off his car. *

Posted by Tuscy <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Tuscy' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 12, 2025, 8:38:05, in reply to "I'm a garage snob. I feel elite driving to work with a clean, snow free car"

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and all the commoners have to drive covered in snow.
So glad I don't have to scrape off my car before leaving for work.

"I wouldn't mind the DP here." - jumpingdan

So glad I never have to deal with snow again like a commoner. ;-) *

Posted by haighter <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=haighter' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 12, 2025, 8:30:43, in reply to "I'm a garage snob. I feel elite driving to work with a clean, snow free car"

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and all the commoners have to drive covered in snow.
So glad I don't have to scrape off my car before leaving for work.

i wish our garage had at least another half bay, then golf cart could go there instead of my spot*

Posted by lcubed <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=lcubed' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 12, 2025, 8:22:16, in reply to "I'm a garage snob. I feel elite driving to work with a clean, snow free car"

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and all the commoners have to drive covered in snow.
So glad I don't have to scrape off my car before leaving for work.

You don’t exactly have to be an average isher to have a garage, dude

Posted by Jackie <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Jackie' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 12, 2025, 8:19:15, in reply to "I'm a garage snob. I feel elite driving to work with a clean, snow free car"

Scraping a car is the absolute worst. I feel terrible for people who have to do it. 😭

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and all the commoners have to drive covered in snow.
So glad I don't have to scrape off my car before leaving for work.

I have a garage but I don’t think anything bigger than a Fiat would fit in it.

Posted by Tortillini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Tortillini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 12, 2025, 9:57:11, in reply to "You don’t exactly have to be an average isher to have a garage, dude"

I live in a 100+ yr old rowhouse so it was probably built for something like a Model T. Just having a driveway to avoid street parking in the city is a win.

What if I have to pick which of my 4 garaged cars to drive today?

Posted by ibdoc <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ibdoc' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 12, 2025, 8:58:53, in reply to "You don’t exactly have to be an average isher to have a garage, dude"

I don't, only 2 garaged and one really can't drive in snow, so no picking

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Scraping a car is the absolute worst. I feel terrible for people who have to do it. 😭

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and all the commoners have to drive covered in snow.
So glad I don't have to scrape off my car before leaving for work.

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