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Is this the correct way to handle a work call while you’re not on the job?

Posted by ATL <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ATL' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 17, 2025, 6:42:40

Man answering his phone on the train: Yes? Correct, I’m not at work (pause) I’m not going to answer that because I am not at work today. No, you’re going to have to ask someone who is. Goodbye.

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“We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.

Do never answer*

Posted by Taz <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Taz' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 17, 2025, 17:54:42, in reply to "Is this the correct way to handle a work call while you’re not on the job?"

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Man answering his phone on the train: Yes? Correct, I’m not at work (pause) I’m not going to answer that because I am not at work today. No, you’re going to have to ask someone who is. Goodbye.
https://bsky.app/profile/mirandakeeling.com/post/3ma6dzn4xd22z

Sometimes you just need to yeet a bobcat *

Being an Illini fan is a goddamn curse.*

Then why bother answering?*

Posted by shua <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=shua' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 17, 2025, 7:36:25, in reply to "Is this the correct way to handle a work call while you’re not on the job?"

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Because it never happened*

Posted by ISeeDeadHawkeyes <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ISeeDeadHawkeyes' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 17, 2025, 10:49:28, in reply to "Then why bother answering?*"

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"And then everyone clapped"*

Posted by IlliniOllie <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=IlliniOllie' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 17, 2025, 10:51:42, in reply to "Because it never happened*"

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^^This is the way.^^*

Posted by DocWalk20 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=DocWalk20' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 17, 2025, 10:44:02, in reply to "Then why bother answering?*"

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That was a question I had too.*

Posted by ATL <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ATL' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 17, 2025, 8:07:33, in reply to "Then why bother answering?*"

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“We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.

well, then, this person wouldn't have been able to make that post now, would they?*

Posted by lcubed <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=lcubed' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 17, 2025, 8:06:07, in reply to "Then why bother answering?*"

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Sure if you don’t want to be at work any day.

Posted by SurfTheBoneyard <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=SurfTheBoneyard' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 17, 2025, 7:22:51, in reply to "Is this the correct way to handle a work call while you’re not on the job?"

I’d suggest punctuating it with an “eat shit.”

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