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My son just asked me for 2 pieces of dry white toast…

Posted by haighter <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=haighter' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 21, 2025, 13:49:28

“You want anything on it?”

“No thanks. 2 pieces…dry.”

I have terrible news for you:

Posted by Sammich <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sammich' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 21, 2025, 14:11:28, in reply to "My son just asked me for 2 pieces of dry white toast…"

I used to love eating dry white toast as a kid.

strolling through the crowd like Peter Lorre contemplating a crime

Do you run a prison?*

Posted by ATL <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ATL' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 21, 2025, 14:09:04, in reply to "My son just asked me for 2 pieces of dry white toast…"

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“You want anything on it?”

“No thanks. 2 pieces…dry.”

“We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.

4 fried chickens*

Posted by DanSaint <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=DanSaint' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 21, 2025, 14:08:16, in reply to "My son just asked me for 2 pieces of dry white toast…"

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“You want anything on it?”

“No thanks. 2 pieces…dry.”

That’s more my jam. *

Posted by haighter <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=haighter' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 21, 2025, 19:00:18, in reply to "4 fried chickens*"

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“You want anything on it?”

“No thanks. 2 pieces…dry.”

And a Coke*

Posted by timmer <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=timmer' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 21, 2025, 13:57:07, in reply to "My son just asked me for 2 pieces of dry white toast…"

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“You want anything on it?”

“No thanks. 2 pieces…dry.”

(for rent)

Elwood?*

Posted by UofIL6 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=UofIL6' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 21, 2025, 13:54:50, in reply to "My son just asked me for 2 pieces of dry white toast…"

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“You want anything on it?”

“No thanks. 2 pieces…dry.”

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