How big are their California rolls?*

Posted by Sammich on January 7, 2026, 21:42:35, in reply to "Excuse me, what?!"

Previous Message I want to break it up I want to smash it up I want to #### it up I want to watch it come down

Yea dawg!

Posted by ijustkrushalot on January 7, 2026, 21:26:30, in reply to "Excuse me, what?!"

Never had that... but its real. Previous Message

co-sign*

Posted by memyselfandillini on January 8, 2026, 10:57:29, in reply to "I love this post so much"

Previous Message Because this was one of the favorite running bits in college with my friend group. We had this same drunken conversation every time about the most "realistic" parts of the mural, and it was precisely your list below. Previous Message 1) We’re playing with a 6 on 4 advantage 2) 4 blatant holds by the Illini 3) Up 93-0 but still throwing the ball 4) Our QB with his back entirely turned away from the play 5) Hippie Jesus watching from the sideline in a cool guy pose with his one leg propped up

Oh believe me, this wasn’t the first time (or even the first dozen times) doing that analysis

Posted by OB25 on January 7, 2026, 13:38:27, in reply to "I love this post so much"

Seeing the picture yesterday, I remembered all of it except our 2-man advantage. Previous Message Because this was one of the favorite running bits in college with my friend group. We had this same drunken conversation every time about the most "realistic" parts of the mural, and it was precisely your list below. Previous Message 1) We’re playing with a 6 on 4 advantage 2) 4 blatant holds by the Illini 3) Up 93-0 but still throwing the ball 4) Our QB with his back entirely turned away from the play 5) Hippie Jesus watching from the sideline in a cool guy pose with his one leg propped up When something is happening, young people like to say it’s “lit.”

any idea who painted it? I thought it was Glen Davies

Posted by memyselfandillini on January 8, 2026, 11:09:54, in reply to "It's a shame no one's made this into a shirt yet*"

who is still in Urbana - His studio is at the old Cinema theater. Previous Message Previous Message 1) We’re playing with a 6 on 4 advantage 2) 4 blatant holds by the Illini 3) Up 93-0 but still throwing the ball 4) Our QB with his back entirely turned away from the play 5) Hippie Jesus watching from the sideline in a cool guy pose with his one leg propped up

split each player into a bobblehead and give em away at 2026 home games

Posted by assassin on January 6, 2026, 17:15:39, in reply to "It's a shame no one's made this into a shirt yet*"

collect all six! Previous Message Previous Message 1) We’re playing with a 6 on 4 advantage 2) 4 blatant holds by the Illini 3) Up 93-0 but still throwing the ball 4) Our QB with his back entirely turned away from the play 5) Hippie Jesus watching from the sideline in a cool guy pose with his one leg propped up Brandon Schrock of Laredo, Texas, told the federal government that his employer was “poop,” and his occupation was “pooper.”

Not too far off circa 1990.*

Posted by KingTalkyTiki on January 7, 2026, 14:37:57, in reply to "I don’t think that’s an accurate rendering of Memorial Stadium*"

Previous Message Previous Message 1) We’re playing with a 6 on 4 advantage 2) 4 blatant holds by the Illini 3) Up 93-0 but still throwing the ball 4) Our QB with his back entirely turned away from the play 5) Hippie Jesus watching from the sideline in a cool guy pose with his one leg propped up "You must own the honor of being the whitest, military vet, fat, multiple state property owner but most of all the one who hates their own country the most in our country."