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NFL Sunday *

Posted by MC <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=MC' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 11, 2026, 14:51:44

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Sam Darnold questionable with an oblique

Posted by assassin <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=assassin' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 15, 2026, 15:24:13, in reply to "NFL Sunday *"

it's happening again...

Brady Henderson
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The Seahawks list QB Sam Darnold as questionable for their playoff game Saturday vs. the 49ers due to an oblique injury

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Brandon Schrock of Laredo, Texas, told the federal government that his employer was “poop,” and his occupation was “pooper.”

Whoa *

Posted by MC <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=MC' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 15, 2026, 15:31:23, in reply to "Sam Darnold questionable with an oblique"

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it's happening again...

Brady Henderson
@BradyHenderson
The Seahawks list QB Sam Darnold as questionable for their playoff game Saturday vs. the 49ers due to an oblique injury

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Robert Salah interviewing with Dolphins, Ravens, Titans so far

Posted by assassin <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=assassin' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 15, 2026, 15:12:45, in reply to "NFL Sunday *"

per Albert Breer

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Brandon Schrock of Laredo, Texas, told the federal government that his employer was “poop,” and his occupation was “pooper.”

How do people rank the open jobs?

Posted by MC <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=MC' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 15, 2026, 11:56:19, in reply to "NFL Sunday *"

Removing NY Giants from consideration.

For me…
Ravens - Lamar, no more needed to say.
Raiders - I like Mendoza, Jeanty, Bowers
Titans - CAM WARD, high picks, cap space
Falcons - Bijan, London, defense has some promise
Steelers - uh culture? historic franchise?
Cardinals - I don’t
Browns - like these
Dolphins - three jobs

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I think Lamar is on the downside

Posted by bjl63 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=bjl63' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 15, 2026, 13:53:34, in reply to "How do people rank the open jobs? "

and also doesn't win big games

ATL has most short-term upside

I may be crazy, but it feels like the Raiders gig is always the worst.

Posted by tvillini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=tvillini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 15, 2026, 12:38:22, in reply to "How do people rank the open jobs? "

I don't care if 32 year old Tom Brady is at QB... or even that he's involved now as an executive. It just seems to be a really dumb organization and will always be a dumb organization until all vestiges of the Davis's are gone.

Also, my rankings:

Posted by Sammich <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sammich' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 15, 2026, 12:32:09, in reply to "How do people rank the open jobs? "

Falcons - should be so much better, and in a terrible division
Steelers - steady hands at the top are still worth something, but it's a little less valuable with each successive year of mediocrity
Ravens - Lamar's injury exposed the papier mache facade, but as long as he's healthy...
Titans - been an afterthought since Vrabel, but the building blocks seem to be there
Raiders - good starting talent on offense, but the dysfunction at the top seems intractable
Dolphins - Miami is nice
Cardinals - Stevie Nicks is from Phoenix
Browns - nobody really wants to flee to the Cleve

I want to break it up
I want to smash it up
I want to #### it up
I want to watch it come down

Lamar to SF for Purdy and Shanahan; who says no?

Posted by Sammich <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sammich' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 15, 2026, 12:26:48, in reply to "How do people rank the open jobs? "

I know this is Bill Simmons-level fuckery, but it just popped into my head last week.

I want to break it up
I want to smash it up
I want to #### it up
I want to watch it come down

SF, easily. Lamar is overrated now. I'd much rather have Purdy/Shanahan*

Posted by bjl63 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=bjl63' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 15, 2026, 13:51:01, in reply to "Lamar to SF for Purdy and Shanahan; who says no?"

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I know this is Bill Simmons-level fuckery, but it just popped into my head last week.

unless they get a fuck ton of draft assets in that deal SF would hang up while laughing hysterically

Posted by IlliniSax05 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=IlliniSax05' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 15, 2026, 12:37:30, in reply to "Lamar to SF for Purdy and Shanahan; who says no?"

Why do you hate me, Sammich?

MAJOR UPDATE: "Maybe you're not such a bad egg, Lisle-y"
-Sammich, 1/15/2011

I started this yesterday and decided most suck, but agree with the top two, particularly

Posted by gvibes <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=gvibes' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 15, 2026, 12:04:42, in reply to "How do people rank the open jobs? "

particularly if you ignore historic ownership and front office incompetence. I like the Raiders roster actually.

Dolphins seems particularly ass, I feel McDaniel actually did well to get where he got this year.

Cardinals can move off of Murray after next year, but to who? Browns have two kind of shitty QBs they just drafted, do they really run that back?

Steelers roster is also kind of low key ass. Defense is really old and really expensive.

Atlanta is rough at the QB spot and I think has no first rounder this year, but still, roster overall looks a little better.

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Dolphins are entering cap space hell I think. They gotta trade away anything useful

Posted by MC <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=MC' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 15, 2026, 12:39:04, in reply to "I started this yesterday and decided most suck, but agree with the top two, particularly"

Achane, Waddle, Chubb, Fitzpatrick

Just accumulate draft pick wealth and tank for first pick.

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Falcons should be attractive. Shit division. Good pass rushing group. Star RB

Posted by jayd <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=jayd' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 15, 2026, 12:22:41, in reply to "I started this yesterday and decided most suck, but agree with the top two, particularly"

QB obviously an issue but get any competent veteran in there and they can win that division next year.

Rodgers to ATL. *

Posted by MC <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=MC' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 15, 2026, 12:35:02, in reply to "Falcons should be attractive. Shit division. Good pass rushing group. Star RB"

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QB obviously an issue but get any competent veteran in there and they can win that division next year.

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Raiders have a lot of potential...but it's a tough division and as a fan, I'd rather

Posted by OWWDig <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=OWWDig' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 15, 2026, 12:13:00, in reply to "I started this yesterday and decided most suck, but agree with the top two, particularly"

not draft Mendoza at #1. I'd trade the pick and put everything in place for a QB in the 2027 draft. That class seems to have better QB options.

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Not a Penix fan?*

Posted by reggiedunlop <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=reggiedunlop' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 15, 2026, 12:09:13, in reply to "I started this yesterday and decided most suck, but agree with the top two, particularly"

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also not a big Gay guy*

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I want to break it up
I want to smash it up
I want to #### it up
I want to watch it come down

He has been pretty indifferent and has suffered like 3 or 4 catastrophic knee injuries now IIRC.

Posted by gvibes <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=gvibes' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 15, 2026, 12:15:57, in reply to "Not a Penix fan?*"

Would not be comfortable with him as QB of the future, e: even if he had been playing better.

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Looks like John Harbaugh to the Giants, per Schefter*

Posted by Carl Spackler <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Carl+Spackler' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 14, 2026, 22:51:50, in reply to "NFL Sunday *"

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Must they publicize their Rooney Rule interviews?*

Posted by Potomac <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Potomac' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 16, 2026, 7:36:13, in reply to "Looks like John Harbaugh to the Giants, per Schefter*"

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Sounds like he's bringing Monken as OC*

Posted by AintHatin <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=AintHatin' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 15, 2026, 9:21:28, in reply to "Looks like John Harbaugh to the Giants, per Schefter*"

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SHOCK the Monken*

Posted by VIV <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=VIV' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 15, 2026, 9:27:20, in reply to "Sounds like he's bringing Monken as OC*"

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"the sum value of my outfit will always be higher than yours."

Shock the Monken tonight*

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I heard 5 years/100m on the Score*

Posted by Gene Parmesan <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Gene+Parmesan' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 15, 2026, 9:08:12, in reply to "Looks like John Harbaugh to the Giants, per Schefter*"

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Steelers, Ravens and Vegas also requesting interviews w Nate

Posted by assassin <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=assassin' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 14, 2026, 12:53:54, in reply to "NFL Sunday *"

Adam Schefter
@AdamSchefter
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The Pittsburgh Steelers first known head coach interview request is for Rams passing game coordinator Nate Scheelhaase, per source. Baltimore, Cleveland and Las Vegas also have requested interviews with him during this hiring cycle.

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Brandon Schrock of Laredo, Texas, told the federal government that his employer was “poop,” and his occupation was “pooper.”

I had no idea he was being considered for head coaching positions.

Posted by Warrin'_Illini $<iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Warrin\'_Illini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'>$ on January 14, 2026, 13:28:49, in reply to "Steelers, Ravens and Vegas also requesting interviews w Nate"

Also didn't realize he was UI's leader in total yards (thought it would have been Juice).

Pretty impressive.

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You cannot lose games in the NFL and still win.

Seems like a jump, but maybe somebody wants that next 20-year guy. *

Posted by osklister <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=osklister' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 15, 2026, 9:19:47, in reply to "I had no idea he was being considered for head coaching positions."

See Noll, Cowher, Tomlin, et al...

I assume Nate had several more games than Juice over his career

Posted by ijustkrushalot <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ijustkrushalot' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 15, 2026, 9:13:46, in reply to "I had no idea he was being considered for head coaching positions."

what with injuries, performance issues, and Juice not playing the first game or two he was on campus

NS was a dude that with better coaching and talent around him would've put up heroic numbers his JR

Posted by illiniranger <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=illiniranger' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 15, 2026, 12:24:15, in reply to "I assume Nate had several more games than Juice over his career"

and SR year.

alas.

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what with injuries, performance issues, and Juice not playing the first game or two he was on campus

48 for each, Nate was injured in the 2012 opener and missed two games

Posted by RVA <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=RVA' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 15, 2026, 9:27:52, in reply to "I assume Nate had several more games than Juice over his career"

Juice technically only missed one game in his career but had at least three games in 2009 where he played only a portion

juice got hurt on a long run vs IL St and was hobbled that whole 2009 season

Posted by illiniranger <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=illiniranger' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 15, 2026, 12:22:47, in reply to "48 for each, Nate was injured in the 2012 opener and missed two games"

but tried to play through it the rest of the year.

real shame his career ended hobbled by an injury.

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Juice technically only missed one game in his career but had at least three games in 2009 where he played only a portion

same, I thought these were going to be for OC jobs*

Posted by shua <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=shua' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 14, 2026, 13:39:35, in reply to "I had no idea he was being considered for head coaching positions."

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Also didn't realize he was UI's leader in total yards (thought it would have been Juice).

Pretty impressive.

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It would be really cool if he ended up in PIT, as long as he doesn't screw it up*

Posted by Chilango <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Chilango' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 14, 2026, 13:18:29, in reply to "Steelers, Ravens and Vegas also requesting interviews w Nate"

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Plz don't end up in Vegas. Would hate to see him end up with a poorly run franchise

Posted by illini21 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=illini21' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 14, 2026, 12:58:04, in reply to "Steelers, Ravens and Vegas also requesting interviews w Nate"

especially with the jump he'd be making from Passing game coordinator to HC. Pittsburgh would be cool. Lots of job security.

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I don't know, they seem like an OK destination*

Posted by gvibes <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=gvibes' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 14, 2026, 13:19:18, in reply to "Plz don't end up in Vegas. Would hate to see him end up at a poorly run franchise"

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especially with the jump he'd be making from Passing game coordinator to HC. Pittsburgh would be cool. Lots of job security.

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ew, no*

Posted by illini21 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=illini21' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 14, 2026, 13:22:36, in reply to "I don't know, they seem like an OK destination*"

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especially with the jump he'd be making from Passing game coordinator to HC. Pittsburgh would be cool. Lots of job security.

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Have Bowers, Jeanty, some young OL, an elite DE. Will pick Mendoza.

Posted by gvibes <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=gvibes' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 14, 2026, 13:24:12, in reply to "ew, no*"

Need WR. LBs seemed awful. .

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especially with the jump he'd be making from Passing game coordinator to HC. Pittsburgh would be cool. Lots of job security.

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Fair enough. I'm not a huge Jeanty or Mendoza (as a pro) guy

Posted by illini21 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=illini21' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 14, 2026, 13:48:39, in reply to "Have Bowers, Jeanty, some young OL, an elite DE. Will pick Mendoza."

figured Crosby would be gone too but i haven't really followed that closely.

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Need WR. LBs seemed awful. .

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especially with the jump he'd be making from Passing game coordinator to HC. Pittsburgh would be cool. Lots of job security.

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I think their coaching this year (OC and o-line) were absolute ass and the talent isn't as bad as

Posted by gvibes <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=gvibes' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 14, 2026, 13:53:50, in reply to "Fair enough. I'm not a huge Jeanty or Mendoza (as a pro) guy"

their record suggests. I could be wrong though!

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figured Crosby would be gone too but i haven't really followed that closely.

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Need WR. LBs seemed awful. .

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especially with the jump he'd be making from Passing game coordinator to HC. Pittsburgh would be cool. Lots of job security.

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I'd have a hard time working for an owner with a hair cut like Mark Davis's

Posted by Gene Parmesan <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Gene+Parmesan' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 15, 2026, 9:07:48, in reply to "I think their coaching this year (OC and o-line) were absolute ass and the talent isn't as bad as "

of course, the millions of dollars would likely persuade me.

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their record suggests. I could be wrong though!

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figured Crosby would be gone too but i haven't really followed that closely.

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Need WR. LBs seemed awful. .

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especially with the jump he'd be making from Passing game coordinator to HC. Pittsburgh would be cool. Lots of job security.

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NV actually*

Posted by Sammich <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sammich' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 14, 2026, 13:21:05, in reply to "I don't know, they seem like an OK destination*"

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especially with the jump he'd be making from Passing game coordinator to HC. Pittsburgh would be cool. Lots of job security.

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I want to break it up
I want to smash it up
I want to #### it up
I want to watch it come down

Greg Roman fired. Can't believe he lasted two years there*

Posted by gvibes <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=gvibes' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 13, 2026, 13:22:35, in reply to "NFL Sunday *"

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Kevin Patullo too*

Posted by gvibes <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=gvibes' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 13, 2026, 16:45:46, in reply to "Greg Roman fired. Can't believe he lasted two years there*"

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Pittsburgh, Philly, Carolina, Jax all dropped home playoff games. *

Posted by osklister <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=osklister' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 13, 2026, 13:12:05, in reply to "NFL Sunday *"

State of Pennsylvania NOT representing....

Tomlin stepping down*

Posted by Mrap24 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Mrap24' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 13, 2026, 13:07:30, in reply to "NFL Sunday *"

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Zac Taylor, clearly the best coach in the AFC North right now, and it's not even close*

Posted by longsnapper <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=longsnapper' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 13, 2026, 15:37:25, in reply to "Tomlin stepping down*"

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Lots of puns, no real answers

Is this 9 openings now? Tied for all time high*

Posted by gvibes <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=gvibes' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 13, 2026, 13:29:23, in reply to "Tomlin stepping down*"

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This will be their 4th coach since 1969. That’s nuts*

Posted by bjl63 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=bjl63' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 13, 2026, 13:25:54, in reply to "Tomlin stepping down*"

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Steelers head coaches are the equivalent of Packers QBs*

Posted by RSMBob <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=RSMBob' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 13, 2026, 13:38:02, in reply to "This will be their 4th coach since 1969. That’s nuts*"

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Can they take Cignetti?*

Posted by UofIL6 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=UofIL6' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 13, 2026, 13:22:19, in reply to "Tomlin stepping down*"

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way too old to fit steelers model i'd think*

Posted by John Coctostan <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=John+Coctostan' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 13, 2026, 13:35:08, in reply to "Can they take Cignetti?*"

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Let us dream*

Posted by illini21 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=illini21' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 13, 2026, 13:36:25, in reply to "way too old to fit steelers model i'd think*"

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If he wins the natty on Monday, what we have left to prove at the college level?*

Posted by Warrin'_Illini $<iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Warrin\'_Illini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'>$ on January 13, 2026, 13:25:22, in reply to "Can they take Cignetti?*"

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You cannot lose games in the NFL and still win.

I will root my ass off for IU on Monday if it means he would consider the Steelers job*

Posted by illini21 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=illini21' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 13, 2026, 13:26:46, in reply to "If he wins the natty on Monday, what we have left to prove at the college level?*"

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For sure. If he left it would be like it never happened.*

Posted by Warrin'_Illini $<iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Warrin\'_Illini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'>$ on January 13, 2026, 13:27:58, in reply to "I will root my ass off for IU on Monday if it means he would consider the Steelers job*"

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You cannot lose games in the NFL and still win.

Like Keyser Soze. And like that, poof, he’s gone *

Posted by meanjeans <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=meanjeans' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 13, 2026, 14:43:12, in reply to "For sure. If he left it would be like it never happened.*"

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BLAM, there's my opinion people - behold

Born in Pittsburgh! That would rock*

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Right*

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he's never had a losing record and steelers fans fcking hate him*

Posted by VIV <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=VIV' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 13, 2026, 13:21:15, in reply to "Tomlin stepping down*"

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"the sum value of my outfit will always be higher than yours."

That's impressive no doubt but they go 9-8 every year and get boatraced in the yoffs.

Posted by Warrin'_Illini $<iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Warrin\'_Illini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'>$ on January 13, 2026, 13:24:21, in reply to "he's never had a losing record and steelers fans fcking hate him*"

I'd be ready to move on too (Tomlin and the fans, etc.)

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You cannot lose games in the NFL and still win.

id want the hell out of there if i were him*

Posted by VIV <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=VIV' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 13, 2026, 13:29:00, in reply to "That's impressive no doubt but they go 9-8 every year and get boatraced in the yoffs."

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I'd be ready to move on too (Tomlin and the fans, etc.)

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"the sum value of my outfit will always be higher than yours."

The whole operation had become incredibly stale. With Rodgers probably retiring and no QB

Posted by Warrin'_Illini $<iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Warrin\'_Illini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'>$ on January 13, 2026, 13:31:47, in reply to "id want the hell out of there if i were him*"

in waiting they need to blow it up and rebuild from the ground up.

Can be done incredibly quickly if you have a good coach/gm.

But you're right about Tomlin. Achieved a lot but I'm sure he'll have good options for what's next.

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I'd be ready to move on too (Tomlin and the fans, etc.)

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You cannot lose games in the NFL and still win.

The last time they had a losing record they got to draft Ben Roethlisberger

Posted by RVA <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=RVA' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 13, 2026, 13:37:32, in reply to "The whole operation had become incredibly stale. With Rodgers probably retiring and no QB"

They haven't won a playoff game since the 2016 season so the fans are understandably ready for a reset

Careful what you wish for situation incoming *

Posted by MC <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=MC' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 13, 2026, 13:23:21, in reply to "he's never had a losing record and steelers fans fcking hate him*"

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Hello, is this President Clinton? Good! I figured if anyone knew where to get some Tang, it'd be you.

Ok so this NFL coaching carousel is insane. There’s no chance somebody gives Johnson a bag

to leave Chicago right? That’s not done in the NFL or something?

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BLAM, there's my opinion people - behold

i mean, if that were a thing wouldn't teams have done that to McVay and/or Shanahan?

Posted by IlliniSax05 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=IlliniSax05' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 13, 2026, 13:39:15, in reply to "Ok so this NFL coaching carousel is insane. There’s no chance somebody gives Johnson a bag"

this isn't college where a guy can just choose to leave and have his new team buy out his deal

Why do you hate me, Sammich?

MAJOR UPDATE: "Maybe you're not such a bad egg, Lisle-y"
-Sammich, 1/15/2011

lmao*

Posted by Ron McDon <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Ron+McDon' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 13, 2026, 13:23:25, in reply to "Ok so this NFL coaching carousel is insane. There’s no chance somebody gives Johnson a bag"

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to leave Chicago right? That’s not done in the NFL or something?

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We gave Ben a very solid contract, I don't think it's on the world of possible*

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to leave Chicago right? That’s not done in the NFL or something?

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$14 mill per year I believe. He's ours.*

Posted by Warrin'_Illini $<iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Warrin\'_Illini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'>$ on January 13, 2026, 13:28:58, in reply to "We gave Ben a very solid contract, I don't think it's on the world of possible*"

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to leave Chicago right? That’s not done in the NFL or something?

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You cannot lose games in the NFL and still win.

Wouldn't it have to be a trade?*

Posted by illini21 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=illini21' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 13, 2026, 13:20:31, in reply to "Ok so this NFL coaching carousel is insane. There’s no chance somebody gives Johnson a bag"

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to leave Chicago right? That’s not done in the NFL or something?

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HC at Pittsburgh since 2007. Just don't see that tenure very often.

I recall hearing Tom Thayer on the radio broadcast when the Bears played Minnesota, he predicted the Vikings' DC was going to be a head coach sooner rather than later.

And... that turned out to be true that next offseason.

Had to happen*

Posted by CanHartlebHireSnider <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=CanHartlebHireSnider' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 13, 2026, 13:16:23, in reply to "Tomlin stepping down*"

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Was probably time. Wonder if he’ll pursue another job or do TV*

Posted by bjl63 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=bjl63' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 13, 2026, 13:10:56, in reply to "Tomlin stepping down*"

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I bet he takes a year off and does TV next season

Posted by illini21 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=illini21' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 13, 2026, 13:11:52, in reply to "Was probably time. Wonder if he’ll pursue another job or do TV*"

which i think he will be excellent at

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I don’t think he’ll be in that demand. Less so than Harbaugh or McCarthy imo

Although someone signed Justin Fields so it only takes one to be enamored.

But I think most of the league realizes the game has passed him by and he’s not an offensive play caller.

the picture ESPN has for him right now is funny*

Posted by assassin <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=assassin' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 13, 2026, 13:09:29, in reply to "Tomlin stepping down*"

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Brandon Schrock of Laredo, Texas, told the federal government that his employer was “poop,” and his occupation was “pooper.”

Woot! Night game! *

Posted by aimlessillini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=aimlessillini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 12, 2026, 22:18:27, in reply to "NFL Sunday *"

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Full schedule.

Posted by gullit <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=gullit' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 12, 2026, 22:23:31, in reply to "Woot! Night game! *"

Divisional round times and networks are finally set

Saturday
4:30 pm Bills at Broncos
CBS

8 pm 49ers at Seahawks FOX

Sunday
3 pm Texans at Patriots ESPN
6:30 pm Rams at Bears NBC

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And that's 5:30 for those of us in the Central time zone.

Posted by osklister <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=osklister' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 12, 2026, 22:52:15, in reply to "Full schedule."

Before a Monday holiday*

Posted by reggiedunlop <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=reggiedunlop' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 12, 2026, 22:20:26, in reply to "Woot! Night game! *"

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Hell yeah*

Posted by AintHatin <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=AintHatin' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 12, 2026, 22:19:10, in reply to "Woot! Night game! *"

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can’t wait to see how this game goes over 38.5 now.*

Posted by Ari Gold <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Ari+Gold' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 12, 2026, 22:07:50, in reply to "NFL Sunday *"

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Re: NFL Sunday *

Posted by meanjeans <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=meanjeans' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 12, 2026, 22:06:03, in reply to "NFL Sunday *"

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BLAM, there's my opinion people - behold

Got a safe lead so i can turn it off a miss the fellating of rodgers. Lovely*

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did you miss the pick 6 after the fumble return

Posted by Nobster <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Nobster' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 13, 2026, 6:15:08, in reply to "Got a safe lead so i can turn it off a miss the fellating of rodgers. Lovely*"

very satisfying.

Also, the announcer referred to the Lambeau Leap as “that little jump that he’d do” while conflating it with the discount double check commercial.

It was sad yet satisfying.

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Nice parlay W ISDH*

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Never a doubt

Posted by ISeeDeadHawkeyes <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ISeeDeadHawkeyes' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 12, 2026, 22:08:05, in reply to "Nice parlay W ISDH*"

I definitely wasn't terrified through the rams game, bears game, bills game, 49ers game

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Move over, Marvin Lewis. You have some company now. Please stay in Pittsburgh, Mike Tomlin*

Posted by voiceofreason <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=voiceofreason' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 12, 2026, 22:01:37, in reply to "NFL Sunday *"

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Will this be it for Rodgers? 42 and no contract for next season.*

Posted by Toonces <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Toonces' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 12, 2026, 21:49:05, in reply to "NFL Sunday *"

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Legitimately bronchial.

they should pull him after such a weak tackle attempt on the pick 6*

Posted by Orangeillini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Orangeillini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 12, 2026, 22:06:17, in reply to "Will this be it for Rodgers? 42 and no contract for next season.*"

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and they did! hell of a way to end a HOF career*

Posted by Orangeillini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Orangeillini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 12, 2026, 22:11:19, in reply to "they should pull him after such a weak tackle attempt on the pick 6*"

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Steelers just getting bullied*

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Felt inevitable that the defense would break this one open*

Posted by gvibes <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=gvibes' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 12, 2026, 21:44:59, in reply to "NFL Sunday *"

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Blew the LG completely up. Damn*

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I know they’re in the playoffs every year, I swear I’ve never turned on a Steelers game and been

impressed by what I saw

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BLAM, there's my opinion people - behold

Because they’ve been mediocre garbage for years.*

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impressed by what I saw

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And Collins knocked himself out. This game is a nightmare*

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Patriots get the winner of this game after playing that shell of a Chargers team in round 1.

Posted by OB25 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=OB25' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 12, 2026, 21:20:08, in reply to "NFL Sunday *"

Just an insanely easy schedule all year long and it continues in the playoffs by missing the Bills in round 2 (and having Ravens choke away this spot as well).

When something is happening, young people like to say it’s “lit.”

I wouldn’t want any part of this defense. The AFC ain’t what it used to be.*

Posted by Toonces <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Toonces' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 12, 2026, 21:45:19, in reply to "Patriots get the winner of this game after playing that shell of a Chargers team in round 1."

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Just an insanely easy schedule all year long and it continues in the playoffs by missing the Bills in round 2 (and having Ravens choke away this spot as well).

Legitimately bronchial.

Houston’s defense is legit. Will be no walkover *

Posted by uofi1998 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=uofi1998' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 12, 2026, 21:44:41, in reply to "Patriots get the winner of this game after playing that shell of a Chargers team in round 1."

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Just an insanely easy schedule all year long and it continues in the playoffs by missing the Bills in round 2 (and having Ravens choke away this spot as well).

You hear me talking, hillbilly boy?

For sure, but this Texans offense without Collins is pretty bleak.*

Posted by OB25 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=OB25' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 12, 2026, 21:50:43, in reply to "Houston’s defense is legit. Will be no walkover *"

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Just an insanely easy schedule all year long and it continues in the playoffs by missing the Bills in round 2 (and having Ravens choke away this spot as well).

When something is happening, young people like to say it’s “lit.”

They get the 2 over the bills because they won the division

I get what youre saying but its not like they're 9-8

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Just an insanely easy schedule all year long and it continues in the playoffs by missing the Bills in round 2 (and having Ravens choke away this spot as well).

I just mean that everyone would rather play either of these teams than the Bills but…

Posted by OB25 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=OB25' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 12, 2026, 21:33:01, in reply to "They get the 2 over the bills because they won the division "

the #1 seed Broncos have to face them instead because the Bills are technically the “worse” seed than Steelers/Texans.

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I get what youre saying but its not like they're 9-8

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Just an insanely easy schedule all year long and it continues in the playoffs by missing the Bills in round 2 (and having Ravens choke away this spot as well).

When something is happening, young people like to say it’s “lit.”

Yes and im just saying new England has earned that*

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the #1 seed Broncos have to face them instead because the Bills are technically the “worse” seed than Steelers/Texans.

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I get what youre saying but its not like they're 9-8

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Just an insanely easy schedule all year long and it continues in the playoffs by missing the Bills in round 2 (and having Ravens choke away this spot as well).

I’m just talking about the #1 seed kinda getting screwed, who earned it more.

Posted by OB25 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=OB25' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 12, 2026, 21:43:46, in reply to "Yes and im just saying new England has earned that*"

But I know there are tons of scenarios like that which have happened in the past too, just the luck of the draw.

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the #1 seed Broncos have to face them instead because the Bills are technically the “worse” seed than Steelers/Texans.

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I get what youre saying but its not like they're 9-8

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Just an insanely easy schedule all year long and it continues in the playoffs by missing the Bills in round 2 (and having Ravens choke away this spot as well).

When something is happening, young people like to say it’s “lit.”

Agree it sucks for the Broncos*

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But I know there are tons of scenarios like that which have happened in the past too, just the luck of the draw.

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the #1 seed Broncos have to face them instead because the Bills are technically the “worse” seed than Steelers/Texans.

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I get what youre saying but its not like they're 9-8

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Just an insanely easy schedule all year long and it continues in the playoffs by missing the Bills in round 2 (and having Ravens choke away this spot as well).

The AFC is trash all around this year. Weakest field I can remember in quite a while.*

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I get what youre saying but its not like they're 9-8

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Just an insanely easy schedule all year long and it continues in the playoffs by missing the Bills in round 2 (and having Ravens choke away this spot as well).

Aikman treating him with kid gloves too. Just wild the standards for these guys

Stroud has performed 5x worse than Caleb did in any game this year

Yikes*

Posted by UIHuskie <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=UIHuskie' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 12, 2026, 21:04:23, in reply to "NFL Sunday *"

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JFC, CJ. Are you shaving? WTF.*

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Really need to think about pulling stroud*

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LOL WTF*

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Stroud again wtf*

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CJ Stroud…*Buzz’s girlfriend face**

Posted by OB25 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=OB25' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 12, 2026, 20:39:42, in reply to "NFL Sunday *"

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When something is happening, young people like to say it’s “lit.”

Man Stroud has been brutal*

Posted by Mrap24 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Mrap24' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 12, 2026, 20:39:37, in reply to "NFL Sunday *"

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How is Aikman so bad at calling QB play?

Posted by PapaDels <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=PapaDels' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 12, 2026, 20:37:23, in reply to "NFL Sunday *"

That was a great throw by Stroud.

I mean he’s one of the most overrated HOF QBs, but still.

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I have schweppervessence and wessonality.
Too sweet to be sour, too nice to be mean.

Wtf is stroud doing tonight*

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When he’s not fumbling he’s either missing guys or throwing stretcher balls. Wild*

Posted by John Coctostan <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=John+Coctostan' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 12, 2026, 20:39:31, in reply to "Wtf is stroud doing tonight*"

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He sort of sucks.*

Posted by gullit <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=gullit' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 12, 2026, 20:39:02, in reply to "Wtf is stroud doing tonight*"

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He's on the take, but man the texans defense is fun*

Posted by gvibes <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=gvibes' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 12, 2026, 20:23:43, in reply to "Wtf is stroud doing tonight*"

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4 fumbles in 24 minutes (2 of which were lost) is ridiculous*

Posted by Orangeillini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Orangeillini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 12, 2026, 20:20:30, in reply to "Wtf is stroud doing tonight*"

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No need to protect the ball from the huge man running at him*

Posted by PapaDels <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=PapaDels' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 12, 2026, 20:19:34, in reply to "Wtf is stroud doing tonight*"

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I have schweppervessence and wessonality.
Too sweet to be sour, too nice to be mean.

If Buffalo can’t win the AFC this year… a lot of these teams are gross*

Posted by OB25 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=OB25' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 12, 2026, 19:58:52, in reply to "NFL Sunday *"

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When something is happening, young people like to say it’s “lit.”

Buffalo kind of is too*

Posted by bjl63 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=bjl63' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 12, 2026, 20:03:24, in reply to "If Buffalo can’t win the AFC this year… a lot of these teams are gross*"

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Don’t see the zoomed in replay of the dong pull very often*

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Need the Texans to win tonight to close out a 6 leg parlay

I got so much good luck in the first 5 legs that I think the gambling gods will frown upon me tonight.

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Their defense is absolutely nasty. I think old man Rodgers is in trouble tonight.*

Posted by Warrin'_Illini $<iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Warrin\'_Illini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'>$ on January 12, 2026, 15:28:46, in reply to "Need the Texans to win tonight to close out a 6 leg parlay"

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I got so much good luck in the first 5 legs that I think the gambling gods will frown upon me tonight.

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You cannot lose games in the NFL and still win.

I need them by more than 3 for the same.*

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I got so much good luck in the first 5 legs that I think the gambling gods will frown upon me tonight.

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Its a bonus bet too

Means I can't have the cash out temptation

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I got so much good luck in the first 5 legs that I think the gambling gods will frown upon me tonight.

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Lame. 49ers lose a day of rest. *

Posted by MC <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=MC' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 11, 2026, 22:29:53, in reply to "NFL Sunday *"

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Hello, is this President Clinton? Good! I figured if anyone knew where to get some Tang, it'd be you.

Apparently since they went to the 7 seeds, both 1’s have alway played on Saturday

Posted by Mrap24 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Mrap24' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 11, 2026, 22:34:49, in reply to "Lame. 49ers lose a day of rest. *"

I’m kinda surprised by it though

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Kinda feel bad for Herbert*

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This game blows*

Posted by AintHatin <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=AintHatin' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 11, 2026, 21:58:06, in reply to "NFL Sunday *"

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These QBs are sure being loose with the ball.*

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Herbert is going to get killed*

Posted by Mrap24 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Mrap24' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 11, 2026, 21:42:20, in reply to "NFL Sunday *"

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I’m shocked he actually made it through the year with their terrible Oline.*

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OL is 100% ass*

Posted by gvibes <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=gvibes' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 11, 2026, 21:42:44, in reply to "Herbert is going to get killed*"

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That should just about do it. *

Posted by VIV <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=VIV' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 11, 2026, 21:41:43, in reply to "NFL Sunday *"

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"the sum value of my outfit will always be higher than yours."

i haven't watched any football this weekend, but I am enjoying a can of Busch after helping a friend

Posted by complainant <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=complainant' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 11, 2026, 21:39:48, in reply to "NFL Sunday *"

move some furniture. So I feel like a Real American.™

The friend is 68 and has a son living at home in his 30s. But millennials are shiftless good-for-nothings, as you all know.

Man, i hope this game picks up. It’s been a bore hole *

Posted by VIV <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=VIV' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 11, 2026, 21:38:55, in reply to "NFL Sunday *"

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"the sum value of my outfit will always be higher than yours."

There was a penalty Cris. Who cares. *

Posted by assassin <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=assassin' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 11, 2026, 21:24:59, in reply to "NFL Sunday *"

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Brandon Schrock of Laredo, Texas, told the federal government that his employer was “poop,” and his occupation was “pooper.”

Chargers could have tried 3rd and long if Allen had caught & the penalty was accepted *

Posted by Orangeillini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Orangeillini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 11, 2026, 21:26:16, in reply to "There was a penalty Cris. Who cares. *"

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Seriously, wtf.*

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Not watching. Is this game as complete ass as the score indicates?*

Posted by SurfTheBoneyard <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=SurfTheBoneyard' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 11, 2026, 21:22:57, in reply to "NFL Sunday *"

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Sky Marshal of the Luftwaffle

“Surf is just a national treasure.” — Jackie

Pats have moved the ball a bit but just not finished *

Posted by ISeeDeadHawkeyes <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ISeeDeadHawkeyes' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 11, 2026, 21:33:12, in reply to "Not watching. Is this game as complete ass as the score indicates?*"

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Yes, one of the worst playoff games I’ve ever seen.*

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The offenses are pretty mediocre *

Posted by PapaDels <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=PapaDels' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 11, 2026, 21:23:59, in reply to "Not watching. Is this game as complete ass as the score indicates?*"

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I have schweppervessence and wessonality.
Too sweet to be sour, too nice to be mean.

Tirico said it too, but having no check downs is a terrible offensive design.*

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FUMBLEROOSKI *

Posted by assassin <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=assassin' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 11, 2026, 21:19:13, in reply to "NFL Sunday *"

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Brandon Schrock of Laredo, Texas, told the federal government that his employer was “poop,” and his occupation was “pooper.”

Despite the slobbering from Colinsworth, Maye has not been very good tonight.

Posted by OB25 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=OB25' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 11, 2026, 21:00:51, in reply to "NFL Sunday *"

He’s been great for most of the season so this isn’t a “Maye sucks” post, just saying that he’s played a pretty uneven game tonight.

When something is happening, young people like to say it’s “lit.”

Hes missed several open throws*

Posted by ISeeDeadHawkeyes <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ISeeDeadHawkeyes' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 11, 2026, 21:13:33, in reply to "Despite the slobbering from Colinsworth, Maye has not been very good tonight."

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He’s been great for most of the season so this isn’t a “Maye sucks” post, just saying that he’s played a pretty uneven game tonight.

Collinsworth is unlistenable*

Posted by Mrap24 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Mrap24' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 11, 2026, 21:11:16, in reply to "Despite the slobbering from Colinsworth, Maye has not been very good tonight."

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He’s been great for most of the season so this isn’t a “Maye sucks” post, just saying that he’s played a pretty uneven game tonight.

So is Tirico.*

Posted by gullit <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=gullit' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 11, 2026, 21:12:56, in reply to "Collinsworth is unlistenable*"

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He’s been great for most of the season so this isn’t a “Maye sucks” post, just saying that he’s played a pretty uneven game tonight.

Again, their schedule was awful this year. Maye is good, but not nearly as good as

he is made out to be.

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He’s been great for most of the season so this isn’t a “Maye sucks” post, just saying that he’s played a pretty uneven game tonight.

The chargers are just not good*

Posted by Mrap24 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Mrap24' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 11, 2026, 20:56:08, in reply to "NFL Sunday *"

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Either nobody can get open or Herbert is freezing. *

Posted by PapaDels <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=PapaDels' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 11, 2026, 21:20:27, in reply to "The chargers are just not good*"

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I have schweppervessence and wessonality.
Too sweet to be sour, too nice to be mean.

SF/SEA/LAR are 40-7 versus the rest of the NFL. *

Posted by MC <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=MC' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 11, 2026, 20:44:36, in reply to "NFL Sunday *"

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Hello, is this President Clinton? Good! I figured if anyone knew where to get some Tang, it'd be you.

Guess the no hitting the QB head rule doesn't apply to the Patriots but few rules have ever applied

Posted by illini222 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=illini222' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 11, 2026, 20:27:49, in reply to "NFL Sunday *"

to them.

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Drink Everytime Brad Underwood says "Elite" in a press conference.

I mean that’s textbook *

Posted by PapaDels <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=PapaDels' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 11, 2026, 20:28:43, in reply to "Guess the no hitting the QB head rule doesn't apply to the Patriots but few rules have ever applied "

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to them.

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I have schweppervessence and wessonality.
Too sweet to be sour, too nice to be mean.

The Chargers are as boring to watch as the Eagles.*

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Greg Roman = pain*

Posted by gvibes <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=gvibes' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 11, 2026, 20:30:49, in reply to "The Chargers are as boring to watch as the Eagles.*"

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Another interior run? No way!*

Posted by PapaDels <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=PapaDels' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 11, 2026, 20:20:25, in reply to "The Chargers are as boring to watch as the Eagles.*"

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I have schweppervessence and wessonality.
Too sweet to be sour, too nice to be mean.

Why did LA not challenge that catch??*

Posted by Toonces <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Toonces' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 11, 2026, 19:46:12, in reply to "NFL Sunday *"

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Legitimately bronchial.

Uh, what was Allen doing?

Posted by RVA <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=RVA' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 11, 2026, 19:38:56, in reply to "NFL Sunday *"

Did he think there was a receiver behind him because that was a pretty poor effort

Some strange play calling there.*

Posted by Mrap24 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Mrap24' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 11, 2026, 19:37:54, in reply to "NFL Sunday *"

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I expect an easy Patriots win.*

Posted by Toonces <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Toonces' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 11, 2026, 19:15:58, in reply to "NFL Sunday *"

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Legitimately bronchial.

glad i don’t have to root for keenan allen anymore.*

Posted by Ari Gold <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Ari+Gold' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 11, 2026, 19:37:29, in reply to "I expect an easy Patriots win.*"

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A Patriots loss would be a perfect cap to this weekend*

Posted by OB25 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=OB25' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 11, 2026, 19:34:38, in reply to "I expect an easy Patriots win.*"

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When something is happening, young people like to say it’s “lit.”

I don’t. The Patriots played the worst schedule in NFL history this year.*

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Trying to get some reverse mojo going. Criminal to not get points there.*

Posted by Toonces <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Toonces' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 11, 2026, 19:42:47, in reply to "I don’t. The Patriots played the worst schedule in NFL history this year.*"

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Legitimately bronchial.

Agreed.*

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What is the expectation for game time? *

Posted by illini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=illini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 11, 2026, 18:56:19, in reply to "NFL Sunday *"

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My guess is Saturday night*

Posted by Mrap24 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Mrap24' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 11, 2026, 19:02:53, in reply to "What is the expectation for game time? *"

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I saw somewhere that the 1 seeds have played on Saturday the last five years

Posted by GMAW <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=GMAW' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 11, 2026, 20:41:52, in reply to "My guess is Saturday night*"

So I’ll guess Sunday night

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It would make sense as both teams played yesterday *

Posted by VIV <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=VIV' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 11, 2026, 19:53:02, in reply to "My guess is Saturday night*"

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"the sum value of my outfit will always be higher than yours."

Agreed*

Posted by illini21 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=illini21' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 11, 2026, 19:05:49, in reply to "My guess is Saturday night*"

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Great game! Love to see it. Happy to see Eagles suck *

Posted by MC <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=MC' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 11, 2026, 18:46:19, in reply to "NFL Sunday *"

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Hello, is this President Clinton? Good! I figured if anyone knew where to get some Tang, it'd be you.

Goddamit. Oh well*

Posted by gvibes <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=gvibes' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 11, 2026, 18:46:18, in reply to "NFL Sunday *"

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Go fuck yourself, Philadelphia.*

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So close to getting the 3 outcomes we needed to draw the Panthers.

Posted by OB25 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=OB25' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 11, 2026, 18:45:24, in reply to "NFL Sunday *"

Oh well, it’s all gravy from here.

When something is happening, young people like to say it’s “lit.”

Rams it is. *

Posted by VIV <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=VIV' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 11, 2026, 18:44:15, in reply to "NFL Sunday *"

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"the sum value of my outfit will always be higher than yours."

not great bob, but it is what it is.*

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More I watch this game the more I am rooting hard for the Eagles.

Posted by OB25 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=OB25' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 11, 2026, 18:38:15, in reply to "NFL Sunday *"

They are the antithesis of the Bears from a vibes standpoint. Rams will score 30+ fairly easily against us in all likelihood, but with the Eagles there’s a chance you can get them to turtle up if things aren’t going their way early.

When something is happening, young people like to say it’s “lit.”

The Eagles were a$$ but had an easier path to wins in the NFC East. The 3 NFC West teams

Posted by Orangeillini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Orangeillini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 11, 2026, 18:45:31, in reply to "More I watch this game the more I am rooting hard for the Eagles."

are all very strong and it's unsurprising that they're all still alive. Gotta beat 2 out of 3 of them now.

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They are ass. Smith with one he would probably expect to catch as well*

Posted by gvibes <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=gvibes' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 11, 2026, 18:43:27, in reply to "More I watch this game the more I am rooting hard for the Eagles."

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Keep whining about your touches aj*

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What a drop wow*

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And he’ll still manage to run his mouth later tonight.*

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Clutch response from Hurts though*

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Now finish them, 49ers.*

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Go Eagles I would prefer them over the Rams.*

Posted by gullit <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=gullit' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 11, 2026, 18:37:34, in reply to "Now finish them, 49ers.*"

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Sources: PFF considering moving MCaffery up to be the 18th best RB after this performance*

Posted by OB25 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=OB25' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 11, 2026, 18:32:14, in reply to "NFL Sunday *"

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When something is happening, young people like to say it’s “lit.”

Has there ever been a better wildcard weekend? These games, man*

Posted by uofi1998 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=uofi1998' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 11, 2026, 18:31:54, in reply to "NFL Sunday *"

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You hear me talking, hillbilly boy?

lol most lead changes in postseason history with 2 games still to play in the WC*

Posted by assassin <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=assassin' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 11, 2026, 18:34:35, in reply to "Has there ever been a better wildcard weekend? These games, man*"

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Brandon Schrock of Laredo, Texas, told the federal government that his employer was “poop,” and his occupation was “pooper.”

Yeah this has been incredible.*

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As Bears fans who are we rooting for in this game?*

Posted by gullit <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=gullit' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 11, 2026, 18:22:50, in reply to "NFL Sunday *"

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Thanks Tom for the honesty on the roughing the slider call*

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Drink Everytime Brad Underwood says "Elite" in a press conference.

I think Brady is terrific. Last year he struggled early but he’s finding his voice.

Posted by uofi1998 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=uofi1998' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 11, 2026, 18:21:36, in reply to "Thanks Tom for the honesty on the roughing the slider call*"

Extremely informative, you can tell he loves being there.

You hear me talking, hillbilly boy?

Top three for me now and continuing to rise *

Posted by CoronaTheirAss <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=CoronaTheirAss' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 11, 2026, 18:22:42, in reply to "I think Brady is terrific. Last year he struggled early but he’s finding his voice. "

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Extremely informative, you can tell he loves being there.

Behind only Olsen and JJ Watt IMO*

Posted by bjl63 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=bjl63' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 11, 2026, 18:41:21, in reply to "Top three for me now and continuing to rise *"

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Extremely informative, you can tell he loves being there.

Agreed*

Posted by uofi1998 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=uofi1998' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 11, 2026, 18:26:15, in reply to "Top three for me now and continuing to rise *"

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Extremely informative, you can tell he loves being there.

You hear me talking, hillbilly boy?

Although he would have freaked out till they threw the flag when he played

Posted by IlliniSax05 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=IlliniSax05' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 11, 2026, 18:16:28, in reply to "Thanks Tom for the honesty on the roughing the slider call*"

Why do you hate me, Sammich?

MAJOR UPDATE: "Maybe you're not such a bad egg, Lisle-y"
-Sammich, 1/15/2011

This Eagles team makes no sense. Too much talent to be this mediocre *

Posted by MC <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=MC' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 11, 2026, 18:09:07, in reply to "NFL Sunday *"

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Hello, is this President Clinton? Good! I figured if anyone knew where to get some Tang, it'd be you.

coaching is meh.*

Posted by Ari Gold <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Ari+Gold' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 11, 2026, 18:22:22, in reply to "This Eagles team makes no sense. Too much talent to be this mediocre *"

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I’m not impressed by either of these teams today. Geez*

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That was fun at least*

Posted by John Coctostan <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=John+Coctostan' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 11, 2026, 18:02:22, in reply to "I’m not impressed by either of these teams today. Geez*"

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Would rather play either of those teams than the Rams.*

Posted by OB25 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=OB25' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 11, 2026, 17:57:32, in reply to "I’m not impressed by either of these teams today. Geez*"

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When something is happening, young people like to say it’s “lit.”

Agree*

Posted by MtHoodIllini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=MtHoodIllini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 11, 2026, 18:05:51, in reply to "Would rather play either of those teams than the Rams.*"

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No doubt*

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Go birds*

Posted by gvibes <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=gvibes' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 11, 2026, 18:01:04, in reply to "Would rather play either of those teams than the Rams.*"

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Cool play but Purdy fucked it up*

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whoa Malik Turner playing for the 49ers*

Posted by ECEIllinois <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ECEIllinois' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 11, 2026, 16:59:34, in reply to "NFL Sunday *"

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Just added him for this week *

Posted by MC <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=MC' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 11, 2026, 17:21:11, in reply to "whoa Malik Turner playing for the 49ers*"

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Hello, is this President Clinton? Good! I figured if anyone knew where to get some Tang, it'd be you.

I was surprised to Dawuane Smoot still playing (jags) as well*

Posted by gvibes <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=gvibes' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 11, 2026, 17:01:00, in reply to "whoa Malik Turner playing for the 49ers*"

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Fuck no, not Kittle *

Posted by MC <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=MC' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 11, 2026, 16:40:08, in reply to "NFL Sunday *"

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Hello, is this President Clinton? Good! I figured if anyone knew where to get some Tang, it'd be you.

It sucks. I love how kittle plays. Everything you want in a TE*

Posted by VIV <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=VIV' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 11, 2026, 16:57:36, in reply to "Fuck no, not Kittle *"

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"the sum value of my outfit will always be higher than yours."

Indeed. Very likable player. *

Posted by MC <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=MC' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 11, 2026, 17:28:22, in reply to "It sucks. I love how kittle plays. Everything you want in a TE*"

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Hello, is this President Clinton? Good! I figured if anyone knew where to get some Tang, it'd be you.

Uhhh was that an Achilles for Kittle?*

Posted by illini21 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=illini21' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 11, 2026, 16:38:21, in reply to "NFL Sunday *"

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Loveland now a top 2 TE in the NFL*

Posted by gvibes <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=gvibes' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 11, 2026, 16:56:02, in reply to "Uhhh was that an Achilles for Kittle?*"

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Easy now. McBride and Bowers. Probably 3rd *

Posted by MC <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=MC' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 11, 2026, 16:57:15, in reply to "Loveland now a top 2 TE in the NFL*"

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Hello, is this President Clinton? Good! I figured if anyone knew where to get some Tang, it'd be you.

It was mostly because he was playing hurt

Posted by Sounder <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sounder' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 11, 2026, 16:59:12, in reply to "Easy now. McBride and Bowers. Probably 3rd *"

and played for a terrible team with a terrible quarterback, but Bowers was ass this year.

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yep. Another notch on the belt of that wild conspiracy theory video this week*

Posted by John Coctostan <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=John+Coctostan' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 11, 2026, 16:41:22, in reply to "Uhhh was that an Achilles for Kittle?*"

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I dunno, looked like he just got his Achilles jacked up on that play.*

Posted by Toonces <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Toonces' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 11, 2026, 16:57:42, in reply to "yep. Another notch on the belt of that wild conspiracy theory video this week*"

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Legitimately bronchial.

What video is that?*

Posted by OB25 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=OB25' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 11, 2026, 16:43:50, in reply to "yep. Another notch on the belt of that wild conspiracy theory video this week*"

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When something is happening, young people like to say it’s “lit.”

Not a video I guess but twitter thread with some videos and pics

Posted by John Coctostan <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=John+Coctostan' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 11, 2026, 16:47:12, in reply to "What video is that?*"

Wild stuff. But…..

https://x.com/living_energy/status/2008604095188529215?s=46&t=z69_YQQOuxclWLApk9FmHQ

Yeah this has been a thing for a while out there. No idea if it is valid, but it’s

been out there for a while.

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Wild stuff. But…..

https://x.com/living_energy/status/2008604095188529215?s=46&t=z69_YQQOuxclWLApk9FmHQ

Yeah it’s kooky but still*

Posted by John Coctostan <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=John+Coctostan' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 11, 2026, 17:30:58, in reply to "Yeah this has been a thing for a while out there. No idea if it is valid, but it’s "

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been out there for a while.

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Wild stuff. But…..

https://x.com/living_energy/status/2008604095188529215?s=46&t=z69_YQQOuxclWLApk9FmHQ

It's mysterious and spooky

Why do you hate me, Sammich?

MAJOR UPDATE: "Maybe you're not such a bad egg, Lisle-y"
-Sammich, 1/15/2011

Looked like it. There was a ripple *

Posted by VIV <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=VIV' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 11, 2026, 16:41:09, in reply to "Uhhh was that an Achilles for Kittle?*"

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"the sum value of my outfit will always be higher than yours."

Yes, yes it was*

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These are two very flawed teams *

Posted by MC <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=MC' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 11, 2026, 16:17:29, in reply to "NFL Sunday *"

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Hello, is this President Clinton? Good! I figured if anyone knew where to get some Tang, it'd be you.

I just don’t want to play McVay*

Posted by opossum jenkins <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=opossum+jenkins' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 11, 2026, 16:18:38, in reply to "These are two very flawed teams *"

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I don’t particularly want to face Philly either*

Posted by bjl63 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=bjl63' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 11, 2026, 16:30:16, in reply to "I just don’t want to play McVay*"

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How many extra points does a kicker need to yank left before he gets cut?*

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Kicking is too easy!*

Posted by assassin <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=assassin' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 11, 2026, 15:58:52, in reply to "NFL Sunday *"

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Brandon Schrock of Laredo, Texas, told the federal government that his employer was “poop,” and his occupation was “pooper.”

Moving the xp back is the best rule change in modern nfl history

Posted by John Coctostan <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=John+Coctostan' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 11, 2026, 16:06:33, in reply to "Kicking is too easy!*"

Still mostly a gimme but adds just enough variance to make games more exciting

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Not sure what the consensus is but I like the new kickoff rule as well.

Posted by Herman Blume <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Herman+Blume' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 11, 2026, 16:46:51, in reply to "Moving the xp back is the best rule change in modern nfl history"

They should adopt it in college ball.

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Still mostly a gimme but adds just enough variance to make games more exciting

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Doink*

Posted by Mrap24 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Mrap24' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 11, 2026, 15:58:29, in reply to "NFL Sunday *"

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Really want the iggles to win this one. Not the start I was looking for*

Posted by gvibes <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=gvibes' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 11, 2026, 15:47:13, in reply to "NFL Sunday *"

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Erin Andrews is trending

looks like a very practical warm coat to me

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She looks great*

Posted by gvibes <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=gvibes' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 11, 2026, 15:40:51, in reply to "Erin Andrews is trending"

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looks like a very practical warm coat to me

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At the risk of being sexist....

Posted by RSMBob <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=RSMBob' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 11, 2026, 17:12:17, in reply to "She looks great*"

The ESPN Erin Andrews of 15 years ago in sweaters at hoops games >>> today's Fox football Erin Andrews.

I think she continues to be very good at her job which is the more important thing

SF offense vs PHI defense and SF defense vs PHI defense is kinda fair matchups? *

Posted by MC <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=MC' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 11, 2026, 15:26:04, in reply to "NFL Sunday *"

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Hello, is this President Clinton? Good! I figured if anyone knew where to get some Tang, it'd be you.

Feel bad for Khan

Posted by timmer <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=timmer' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 11, 2026, 15:06:40, in reply to "NFL Sunday *"

Perhaps if he ponies up $$$ for. D1 hockey team and rink I’ll send him good karma

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(for rent)

Why use your last timeout to only save 10 seconds in this spot?*

Posted by OB25 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=OB25' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 11, 2026, 15:01:58, in reply to "NFL Sunday *"

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When something is happening, young people like to say it’s “lit.”

Wouldn't the clock have run after the 10s runoff?

Posted by IlliniSax05 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=IlliniSax05' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 11, 2026, 15:07:26, in reply to "Why use your last timeout to only save 10 seconds in this spot?*"

Why do you hate me, Sammich?

MAJOR UPDATE: "Maybe you're not such a bad egg, Lisle-y"
-Sammich, 1/15/2011

It runs 10 seconds but then the clock is also running. So it's like 45 seconds or whatever*

Posted by gvibes <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=gvibes' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 11, 2026, 15:06:45, in reply to "Why use your last timeout to only save 10 seconds in this spot?*"

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Ah yeah that makes sense*

Posted by OB25 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=OB25' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 11, 2026, 15:07:32, in reply to "It runs 10 seconds but then the clock is also running. So it's like 45 seconds or whatever*"

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When something is happening, young people like to say it’s “lit.”

Man I dunno. If you just have Allen dive down at the 1, you’d still have 3 tush push attempts to win

Posted by OB25 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=OB25' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 11, 2026, 15:03:59, in reply to "Why use your last timeout to only save 10 seconds in this spot?*"

And get the clock under 20 seconds if not even lower. Definitely a risk to waste a down, but they’re not stopping that 4 times.

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When something is happening, young people like to say it’s “lit.”

Clownshow refereeing on that spot and the TD call.*

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Meh, did kind of look like he rode in on top of another dude*

Posted by Herman Blume <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Herman+Blume' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 11, 2026, 15:02:02, in reply to "Clownshow refereeing on that spot and the TD call.*"

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phrasing *

Posted by ATL <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ATL' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 11, 2026, 15:07:32, in reply to "Meh, did kind of look like he rode in on top of another dude*"

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“We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.

Having said that, f refs everywhere*

Posted by Herman Blume <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Herman+Blume' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 11, 2026, 15:02:56, in reply to "Meh, did kind of look like he rode in on top of another dude*"

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same official gave buffalo an extra half yard on the prior play and then called that a TD*

Posted by OrangeSox <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=OrangeSox' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 11, 2026, 15:00:47, in reply to "NFL Sunday *"

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That’s close on if his butt actually touched the ground.*

Posted by OB25 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=OB25' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 11, 2026, 15:00:37, in reply to "NFL Sunday *"

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When something is happening, young people like to say it’s “lit.”

lol a ten yard tush push for TD*

Posted by gvibes <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=gvibes' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 11, 2026, 14:59:50, in reply to "NFL Sunday *"

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They really need to ban assisting a ball carrier*

Posted by longsnapper <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=longsnapper' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 11, 2026, 14:59:43, in reply to "NFL Sunday *"

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Lots of puns, no real answers

I agree*

Posted by Mrap24 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Mrap24' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 11, 2026, 15:04:31, in reply to "They really need to ban assisting a ball carrier*"

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Concur *

Posted by illiniranger <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=illiniranger' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 11, 2026, 15:00:45, in reply to "They really need to ban assisting a ball carrier*"

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I thought it was against the rules

Posted by jdl <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=jdl' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 11, 2026, 15:00:18, in reply to "They really need to ban assisting a ball carrier*"

Did they remove that?

They removed pushing as an infraction. Pulling and lifting are still against the rules,

As far as I know.

There's no reason for even pushing to be legal.

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Did they remove that?

Lots of puns, no real answers

Are you allowed to carry a guy?*

Posted by assassin <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=assassin' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 11, 2026, 14:59:40, in reply to "NFL Sunday *"

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Brandon Schrock of Laredo, Texas, told the federal government that his employer was “poop,” and his occupation was “pooper.”

No, pulling or lifting is a 10 yard penalty,I believe*

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Lots of puns, no real answers

How about swinging a guy by the ankles like the hammer throw?*

Posted by Herman Blume <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Herman+Blume' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 11, 2026, 15:04:07, in reply to "No, pulling or lifting is a 10 yard penalty,I believe*"

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Pushing is one thing, he carried him. *

Posted by assassin <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=assassin' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 11, 2026, 15:02:04, in reply to "No, pulling or lifting is a 10 yard penalty,I believe*"

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Brandon Schrock of Laredo, Texas, told the federal government that his employer was “poop,” and his occupation was “pooper.”

Correct.*

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Lots of puns, no real answers

Stop talking over every play, Romo!! When the ball is snapped, shut up until the play is over*

Posted by OB25 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=OB25' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 11, 2026, 14:58:33, in reply to "NFL Sunday *"

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When something is happening, young people like to say it’s “lit.”

Josh Allen trying to earn that paycheck right now. *

Posted by MC <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=MC' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 11, 2026, 14:52:29, in reply to "NFL Sunday *"

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Hello, is this President Clinton? Good! I figured if anyone knew where to get some Tang, it'd be you.

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