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I am pro Chinese.

Posted by Toonces <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Toonces' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 14, 2026, 22:15:06

If you have a problem with it, meet me at my face.

Legitimately bronchial.

The Mann's Chinese

Posted by Kajagoogoo <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Kajagoogoo' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 15, 2026, 16:07:04, in reply to "I am pro Chinese. "

Grauman's Chinese

Posted by osklister <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=osklister' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 15, 2026, 16:26:32, in reply to "The Mann's Chinese"

I, for one, welcome our Chinese overlords, or….

Posted by timmer <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=timmer' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 15, 2026, 15:53:13, in reply to "I am pro Chinese. "

Jiù wǒ gèrén ér yán, wǒ huānyíng wǒmen de zhōngguó tǒngzhì zhě.

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If you have a problem with it, meet me at my face.

(for rent)

I'm turning Japanese.

Posted by Illiniphil <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Illiniphil' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 15, 2026, 14:56:36, in reply to "I am pro Chinese. "

I really think so.

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If you have a problem with it, meet me at my face.

i've had thousands of egg rolls, still none better than First Wok in deep Urbana. *

Posted by assassin <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=assassin' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 15, 2026, 14:53:18, in reply to "I am pro Chinese. "

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If you have a problem with it, meet me at my face.

Brandon Schrock of Laredo, Texas, told the federal government that his employer was “poop,” and his occupation was “pooper.”

Yep, I love pho. And before you jump on me, I realize it is Viatnamese Chinese food*

Posted by bbonb <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=bbonb' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 15, 2026, 12:53:17, in reply to "I am pro Chinese. "

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Quotes from Yao Ming for $600*

Posted by DT <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=DT' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 15, 2026, 12:09:59, in reply to "I am pro Chinese. "

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If you have a problem with it, meet me at my face.

not a single Gen Alpha knows who that is, and probably only half of Gen Z*

Posted by bbonb <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=bbonb' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 15, 2026, 12:58:54, in reply to "Quotes from Yao Ming for $600*"

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Now you’re just telling tall tales.*

Posted by DT <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=DT' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 15, 2026, 12:59:26, in reply to "not a single Gen Alpha knows who that is, and probably only half of Gen Z*"

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Hold on, let me consult my little red book....

I like Chinese

Posted by KingTalkyTiki <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=KingTalkyTiki' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 15, 2026, 11:36:54, in reply to "I am pro Chinese. "

They come from a long way overseas, but they're cute and they're cuddly, and they're ready to please.

I also like Chinese food. The waiters never are rude.

"You must own the honor of being the whitest, military vet, fat, multiple state property owner but most of all the one who hates their own country the most in our country."

I Ching *and* chess.*

Posted by complainant <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=complainant' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 15, 2026, 12:09:54, in reply to "I like Chinese"

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They come from a long way overseas, but they're cute and they're cuddly, and they're ready to please.

I also like Chinese food. The waiters never are rude.

I was talking about the country in general but am down with their food too.*

Posted by Toonces <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Toonces' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 15, 2026, 11:23:42, in reply to "I am pro Chinese. "

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If you have a problem with it, meet me at my face.

Legitimately bronchial.

Chicken fried rice, egg rolls, and dumplings*

Posted by bjl63 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=bjl63' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 15, 2026, 11:21:22, in reply to "I am pro Chinese. "

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I used to be suspect about Chinese food...now after living here for like 18 years...

Posted by haighter <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=haighter' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 15, 2026, 10:53:13, in reply to "I am pro Chinese. "

...I fucking love it.

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City Chopsticks over near Union Square has the best General's chicken anywhere. *

Posted by doubledown <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=doubledown' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 15, 2026, 10:56:08, in reply to "I used to be suspect about Chinese food...now after living here for like 18 years..."

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...I fucking love it.

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Plus my neighbors are this old chinese couple with an enormous garden...

...and we're in a constant trade over the fence...I'll grill up some ribs or tri-tip and give them a portion and they'll hand me an armful of chinese vegetables that I have no idea what to do with.

Google image search is my friend.

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...I fucking love it.

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If you have a problem with it, meet me at my face.

"These ribs are delicious. What did you trade for them?"

Posted by doubledown <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=doubledown' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 15, 2026, 10:57:29, in reply to "Plus my neighbors are this old chinese couple with an enormous garden..."

"Just a bunch of garbage."

Haha...maybe...when we were renovating our house we had a pile of...

...what I considered construction debris...

Tom is a retired plumber from UC Berkeley and he asked if he and Yan, his wife, could look though. They took enough lumber and pipe that they built an outdoor kitchen just over the fence with an enormous wok.

Everything they cook, which is almost daily, smells amazing. It all starts with oil, peppers and garlic...then some type of vegetables they grew and maybe a fish or pork component.

Anyway, when my ridiculous yung son was like 5 I'd pull a chair over to the fence and yell "HEY TOM!!! YOU COOKIN HOTDOGS?!?!"

It's fun having good neighbors.

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"Just a bunch of garbage."

we have yet to find a place out here that meets my wife's discerning tastes

Posted by Gene Parmesan <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Gene+Parmesan' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 15, 2026, 8:58:19, in reply to "I am pro Chinese. "

they must make a beef with broccoli that is up to her standards.

My tastes are less discerning. Give me all the Chinese!

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Gong Ho at 75th and Lemont was always my go-to*

Posted by VIV <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=VIV' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 15, 2026, 9:00:24, in reply to "we have yet to find a place out here that meets my wife's discerning tastes"

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they must make a beef with broccoli that is up to her standards.

My tastes are less discerning. Give me all the Chinese!

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If you have a problem with it, meet me at my face.

"the sum value of my outfit will always be higher than yours."

Growing up it was China Chef at 75th and Janes, or as we called it "Herman's place" after the owner*

Posted by illinibone <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=illinibone' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 15, 2026, 13:48:21, in reply to "Gong Ho at 75th and Lemont was always my go-to*"

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they must make a beef with broccoli that is up to her standards.

My tastes are less discerning. Give me all the Chinese!

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If you have a problem with it, meet me at my face.

Script Kiddie

Wow. I can't believe Doggie Diner is still there. That place was great.*

Posted by illinibone <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=illinibone' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 15, 2026, 13:51:21, in reply to "Growing up it was China Chef at 75th and Janes, or as we called it "Herman's place" after the owner*"

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they must make a beef with broccoli that is up to her standards.

My tastes are less discerning. Give me all the Chinese!

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If you have a problem with it, meet me at my face.

Script Kiddie

was that the place right by bosa donuts?*

Posted by VIV <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=VIV' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 15, 2026, 14:50:45, in reply to "Wow. I can't believe Doggie Diner is still there. That place was great.*"

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they must make a beef with broccoli that is up to her standards.

My tastes are less discerning. Give me all the Chinese!

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If you have a problem with it, meet me at my face.

"the sum value of my outfit will always be higher than yours."

yes. forgot about them, too*

Posted by illinibone <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=illinibone' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 15, 2026, 15:49:41, in reply to "was that the place right by bosa donuts?*"

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they must make a beef with broccoli that is up to her standards.

My tastes are less discerning. Give me all the Chinese!

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If you have a problem with it, meet me at my face.

Script Kiddie

That just brought back a memory of a class at DGS

Posted by Tortillini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Tortillini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 15, 2026, 14:58:57, in reply to "was that the place right by bosa donuts?*"

Economics teacher brought in boxes of Bosa Donuts to demonstrate the law of diminishing returns (the law didn't seem to apply to one kid who ate like 6 or 7).

good to know. Might have to give it a try*

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they must make a beef with broccoli that is up to her standards.

My tastes are less discerning. Give me all the Chinese!

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If you have a problem with it, meet me at my face.

Pork fried rice is my usual go-to*

Posted by VIV <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=VIV' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 15, 2026, 8:53:39, in reply to "I am pro Chinese. "

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"the sum value of my outfit will always be higher than yours."

Fun (?) STL fact- Chinese food in the hood is a big deal here, but they don't call it "Chinese"

Posted by VIV <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=VIV' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 15, 2026, 9:02:42, in reply to "Pork fried rice is my usual go-to*"

They call it the word that is not the preferred nomenclature.

"the sum value of my outfit will always be higher than yours."

As if they're from Pekin? *

Posted by Tuscy <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Tuscy' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 15, 2026, 10:43:23, in reply to "Fun (?) STL fact- Chinese food in the hood is a big deal here, but they don't call it "Chinese""

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They call it the word that is not the preferred nomenclature.

"I wouldn't mind the DP here." - jumpingdan

no. like from the big lebowski*

Posted by VIV <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=VIV' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 15, 2026, 10:45:05, in reply to "As if they're from Pekin? *"

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They call it the word that is not the preferred nomenclature.

"the sum value of my outfit will always be higher than yours."

Link

Posted by VIV <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=VIV' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 15, 2026, 11:09:20, in reply to "no. like from the big lebowski*"

https://www.reddit.com/r/Chefit/s/9O80lu7zPF

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They call it the word that is not the preferred nomenclature.

"the sum value of my outfit will always be higher than yours."

Copy that. *

Posted by Tuscy <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Tuscy' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 15, 2026, 11:37:19, in reply to "Link"

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https://www.reddit.com/r/Chefit/s/9O80lu7zPF

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They call it the word that is not the preferred nomenclature.

"I wouldn't mind the DP here." - jumpingdan

General tso's chicken with an egg roll and crab rangoon*

Posted by KCWildcat <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=KCWildcat' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 15, 2026, 8:50:59, in reply to "I am pro Chinese. "

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I would like to become a Chinese citizen and revoke my US citizenship

Posted by Stu <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Stu' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 15, 2026, 5:15:26, in reply to "I am pro Chinese. "

Also, Iran has superior leadership to us.

If we’re going to live under oppressive, corrupt, authoritarian rule, it could at least be competent

Posted by DT <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=DT' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 15, 2026, 12:11:38, in reply to "I would like to become a Chinese citizen and revoke my US citizenship"

Language is a deal breaker for me, though. I suck at learning easy European languages. No chance I could learn Mandarin.

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Also, Iran has superior leadership to us.

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