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Okay deuce drunkards, what do we do with 30-year-old bottles of alcohol?

Posted by RSMBob <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=RSMBob' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 29, 2026, 11:29:23

We are in the process of moving after 35 years in RSM and came across two boxes of unopened alcohol from our wedding 29 plus years ago. Needless to say we are not big drinkers but what do I do with this stuff. I ruled out selling it to underage minors but should I just throw everything out? Is it safe to give away? Anyone want to pay for shipping?

That looks mostly useless*

Posted by Sounder <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sounder' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 29, 2026, 17:52:16, in reply to "Okay deuce drunkards, what do we do with 30-year-old bottles of alcohol?"

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Give it back, give it all back*

Posted by bbonb <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=bbonb' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 29, 2026, 17:46:13, in reply to "Okay deuce drunkards, what do we do with 30-year-old bottles of alcohol?"

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There might be a little dust on the bottle

Posted by Sounder <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sounder' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 29, 2026, 16:03:20, in reply to "Okay deuce drunkards, what do we do with 30-year-old bottles of alcohol?"

Don't let it fool you about what's inside.

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POST THE LIST*

Posted by Warrin'_Illini $<iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Warrin\'_Illini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'>$ on January 29, 2026, 13:25:58, in reply to "Okay deuce drunkards, what do we do with 30-year-old bottles of alcohol?"

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You cannot lose games in the NFL and still win.

ooo

Posted by IlliniSax05 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=IlliniSax05' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 29, 2026, 13:38:52, in reply to "POST THE LIST*"

Why do you hate me, Sammich?

MAJOR UPDATE: "Maybe you're not such a bad egg, Lisle-y"
-Sammich, 1/15/2011

There are certain things I don't play about, Sax. Booze is high on the list.*

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You cannot lose games in the NFL and still win.

That looks like trash to me*

Posted by gvibes <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=gvibes' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 29, 2026, 12:48:15, in reply to "Okay deuce drunkards, what do we do with 30-year-old bottles of alcohol?"

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Yep. Mike’s, Kahlua, cider, probably grocery store wine and champagne…

Posted by shua <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=shua' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 29, 2026, 14:15:54, in reply to "That looks like trash to me*"

maybe a partial bottle off Scotch. And all probably not stored properly.

A bottle of 1996 Malort will fetch top dollar. A fine vintage.*

Posted by KingTalkyTiki <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=KingTalkyTiki' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 29, 2026, 12:40:52, in reply to "Okay deuce drunkards, what do we do with 30-year-old bottles of alcohol?"

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"You must own the honor of being the whitest, military vet, fat, multiple state property owner but most of all the one who hates their own country the most in our country."

thanks so far...I will try to get a list. I don't want to give it away or sell it if it's not safe*

Posted by RSMBob <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=RSMBob' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 29, 2026, 12:30:57, in reply to "Okay deuce drunkards, what do we do with 30-year-old bottles of alcohol?"

I'd give it as a care package to your local ICE agents.

Posted by Kajagoogoo <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Kajagoogoo' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 29, 2026, 16:01:21, in reply to "thanks so far...I will try to get a list. I don't want to give it away or sell it if it's not safe*"

Throw one HELL of a going away party!*

Posted by DanSaint <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=DanSaint' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 29, 2026, 11:59:09, in reply to "Okay deuce drunkards, what do we do with 30-year-old bottles of alcohol?"

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itemized list, please. *

Posted by VIV <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=VIV' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 29, 2026, 11:31:41, in reply to "Okay deuce drunkards, what do we do with 30-year-old bottles of alcohol?"

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"the sum value of my outfit will always be higher than yours."

I spotted a bottle of Kahlua and 2 Mike's Hard Lemonade*

Posted by ISeeDeadHawkeyes <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ISeeDeadHawkeyes' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 29, 2026, 11:55:34, in reply to "itemized list, please. *"

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Also looks like a mixes case of wine and champagne

Posted by DT <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=DT' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 29, 2026, 12:01:03, in reply to "I spotted a bottle of Kahlua and 2 Mike's Hard Lemonade*"

I’m guessing those are probably all bad. Some wine is designed to be aged, but most wine isn’t, and I think after that long it probably won’t taste any good. But Jacob could confirm or deny.

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Wine depends on what it is and storage. If it was stored standing up for 30 years

Posted by JacobRDaugherty <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=JacobRDaugherty' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 29, 2026, 12:11:27, in reply to "Also looks like a mixes case of wine and champagne "

It is going to be dead as a doornail

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I’m guessing those are probably all bad. Some wine is designed to be aged, but most wine isn’t, and I think after that long it probably won’t taste any good. But Jacob could confirm or deny.

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Also the temperature, humidity and lighting in the storage area.

Posted by complainant <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=complainant' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 29, 2026, 12:18:47, in reply to "Wine depends on what it is and storage. If it was stored standing up for 30 years"

Pitch black, 54⁰ and 70% humidity would be good.

what do you have in the collection?

Why do you hate me, Sammich?

MAJOR UPDATE: "Maybe you're not such a bad egg, Lisle-y"
-Sammich, 1/15/2011

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