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MLS Preseason

Posted by Sounder <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sounder' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 29, 2026, 14:06:22

I'm so curious which team is he referring to.

I’m working on a very important project that I’m hoping to drop soon. It’s about the worst-run team in MLS.

I’m hoping this can help in some way by telling the true story and explaining how things got so bad because their fans deserve so much better. Stay tuned.
— MLS Moves (@MLSMoves) January 28, 2026

Locations for 2028 Olympic Kickball announced. St. Louis, Nashville, and Columbus selected.*

Posted by ATL <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ATL' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on February 3, 2026, 14:42:17, in reply to "MLS Preseason"

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I'm so curious which team is he referring to.

I’m working on a very important project that I’m hoping to drop soon. It’s about the worst-run team in MLS.

I’m hoping this can help in some way by telling the true story and explaining how things got so bad because their fans deserve so much better. Stay tuned. — MLS Moves (@MLSMoves) January 28, 2026 .

“We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.

More details on USMNT World Cup jerseys

Posted by Sounder <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sounder' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on February 2, 2026, 11:28:12, in reply to "MLS Preseason"

Pictures of the USA 2026 home kit have been leaked. 🇺🇸

[@vladieboi, @sneakermarketro] pic.twitter.com/F0sVwAzl0i
— USMNT Otaku 🇺🇸 (@USMNTOtaku) February 2, 2026

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and the secondary

Posted by Sounder <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sounder' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on February 2, 2026, 11:28:51, in reply to "More details on USMNT World Cup jerseys"

🖤🩶 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋 𝐏𝐈𝐂𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄𝐒: USA 2026 World Cup Away Kit Leaked [thanks to @vladieboi]: https://t.co/BcG85TEby5
— Footy Headlines (@Footy_Headlines) February 2, 2026

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Pictures of the USA 2026 home kit have been leaked. 🇺🇸

[ @vladieboi , @sneakermarketro ] pic.twitter.com/F0sVwAzl0i — USMNT Otaku 🇺🇸 (@USMNTOtaku) February 2, 2026 .

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kickball jack: it's gotten to the point in N17 that mini is asking whether we'd rather win the UCL

Posted by ATL <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ATL' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 29, 2026, 15:21:11, in reply to "MLS Preseason"

and be relegated or finish Top 4 and lose in the round of 16. It's not even close to me. Give me old big ears and a run in the Championship next year.

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“We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.

Hilarious that this shit team finished 4th in the UCL group phase.

Posted by Carl Spackler <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Carl+Spackler' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 29, 2026, 15:40:17, in reply to "kickball jack: it's gotten to the point in N17 that mini is asking whether we'd rather win the UCL "

They’re not gonna get relegated, too much cushion.

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and be relegated or finish Top 4 and lose in the round of 16. It's not even close to me. Give me old big ears and a run in the Championship next year.

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side note: urban dedicated stadiums in Chicago, Boston, and New York

Posted by Sounder <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sounder' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 29, 2026, 14:43:03, in reply to "MLS Preseason"

would absolutely crush. Likewise, I always wondered what it would be like if San Jose either moved to SF or if SF got its own team.

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You'll know in a few years about Chicago*

Posted by ISeeDeadHawkeyes <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ISeeDeadHawkeyes' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 29, 2026, 15:20:55, in reply to "side note: urban dedicated stadiums in Chicago, Boston, and New York"

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would absolutely crush. Likewise, I always wondered what it would be like if San Jose either moved to SF or if SF got its own team.

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Two thoughts

Posted by Sounder <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sounder' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 29, 2026, 15:31:16, in reply to "You'll know in a few years about Chicago*"

1) Chicago is a very crowded sports landscape

2) It seems, for various reasons, that it's really hard to "rebrand" a legacy MLS team, the ones that come in later seem to have so much more success.

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would absolutely crush. Likewise, I always wondered what it would be like if San Jose either moved to SF or if SF got its own team.

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our location is very much not the issue

Posted by assassin <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=assassin' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 29, 2026, 15:10:31, in reply to "side note: urban dedicated stadiums in Chicago, Boston, and New York"

though we'd be better off downtown across from SAP in the land Google has seemingly abandonded

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would absolutely crush. Likewise, I always wondered what it would be like if San Jose either moved to SF or if SF got its own team.

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Brandon Schrock of Laredo, Texas, told the federal government that his employer was “poop,” and his occupation was “pooper.”

As a former SF and East Bay resident

Posted by Sounder <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sounder' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 29, 2026, 15:12:49, in reply to "our location is very much not the issue"

I just seen San Jose as a completely different market. I used to go to one or two games a year, and it was an absolute pilgrimage to get down there.

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though we'd be better off downtown across from SAP in the land Google has seemingly abandonded

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would absolutely crush. Likewise, I always wondered what it would be like if San Jose either moved to SF or if SF got its own team.

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ATL?*

Posted by CoronaTheirAss <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=CoronaTheirAss' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 29, 2026, 14:40:51, in reply to "MLS Preseason"

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No chance*

Posted by Sounder <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sounder' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 29, 2026, 14:41:17, in reply to "ATL?*"

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Gotta be us or DC. *

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Brandon Schrock of Laredo, Texas, told the federal government that his employer was “poop,” and his occupation was “pooper.”

I think it's you

Posted by Sounder <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sounder' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 29, 2026, 14:39:08, in reply to "Gotta be us or DC. *"

Could it be Chicago? Colorado?

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It was Chicago last decade

Given they’re building the massive stadium and made the playoffs last year, I think they’re back on a small uptick.

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Could it be Chicago? Colorado?

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Brandon Schrock of Laredo, Texas, told the federal government that his employer was “poop,” and his occupation was “pooper.”

Or Montreal. *

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Brandon Schrock of Laredo, Texas, told the federal government that his employer was “poop,” and his occupation was “pooper.”

Houston's not covering itself in glory either*

Posted by ATL <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ATL' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 29, 2026, 14:19:41, in reply to "Or Montreal. *"

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“We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.

They’ve been mostly ok on the field though.

Posted by assassin <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=assassin' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 29, 2026, 14:21:36, in reply to "Houston's not covering itself in glory either*"

I’m not sure what the person is talking about but IMO it’s DC. *

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Brandon Schrock of Laredo, Texas, told the federal government that his employer was “poop,” and his occupation was “pooper.”

DC is terribly run. It's pretty sad to see what's happened to one of the most storied and maybe THE

Posted by ATL <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ATL' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 29, 2026, 14:24:05, in reply to "They’ve been mostly ok on the field though. "

most honored US soccer club.

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I’m not sure what the person is talking about but IMO it’s DC. *

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“We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.

DC United were the kings of the first decade of MLS

great teams, great uniforms, everything hitting hard.

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most honored US soccer club.

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I’m not sure what the person is talking about but IMO it’s DC. *

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STL City is pretty shit, too*

Posted by VIV <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=VIV' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 29, 2026, 14:31:57, in reply to "DC is terribly run. It's pretty sad to see what's happened to one of the most storied and maybe THE "

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most honored US soccer club.

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I’m not sure what the person is talking about but IMO it’s DC. *

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"the sum value of my outfit will always be higher than yours."

The shine had become quite dull.

Posted by BradUnderwoodforprez <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=BradUnderwoodforprez' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 29, 2026, 14:37:50, in reply to "STL City is pretty shit, too*"

I mean they will still sell out but it is looking like a poverty franchise. Hey look more GAM that will never be used.

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most honored US soccer club.

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I’m not sure what the person is talking about but IMO it’s DC. *

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the league seems to be moving more and more into haves and have nots*

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I mean they will still sell out but it is looking like a poverty franchise. Hey look more GAM that will never be used.

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most honored US soccer club.

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I’m not sure what the person is talking about but IMO it’s DC. *

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Part of that is by Don Garber's design. Went through a time where LAG and NJRB were able to

Posted by ATL <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ATL' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 29, 2026, 14:43:57, in reply to "the league seems to be moving more and more into haves and have nots*"

bend/break rules with Michigan/Ohio State levels of impunity. Now there are more teams that get benefits like Miami. So what Columbus has managed to do is actually extraordinarily impressive.

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I mean they will still sell out but it is looking like a poverty franchise. Hey look more GAM that will never be used.

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most honored US soccer club.

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I’m not sure what the person is talking about but IMO it’s DC. *

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“We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.

I truly don't understand what rules actually apply to Miami

because it seems like there are none.

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bend/break rules with Michigan/Ohio State levels of impunity. Now there are more teams that get benefits like Miami. So what Columbus has managed to do is actually extraordinarily impressive.

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I mean they will still sell out but it is looking like a poverty franchise. Hey look more GAM that will never be used.

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most honored US soccer club.

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I’m not sure what the person is talking about but IMO it’s DC. *

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Apple's rules apply to Miami*

Posted by ATL <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ATL' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 29, 2026, 15:18:30, in reply to "I truly don't understand what rules actually apply to Miami"

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because it seems like there are none.

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bend/break rules with Michigan/Ohio State levels of impunity. Now there are more teams that get benefits like Miami. So what Columbus has managed to do is actually extraordinarily impressive.

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I mean they will still sell out but it is looking like a poverty franchise. Hey look more GAM that will never be used.

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most honored US soccer club.

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I’m not sure what the person is talking about but IMO it’s DC. *

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“We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.

they just sold Kessler today, too*

Posted by VIV <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=VIV' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 29, 2026, 14:40:53, in reply to "The shine had become quite dull. "

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I mean they will still sell out but it is looking like a poverty franchise. Hey look more GAM that will never be used.

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most honored US soccer club.

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I’m not sure what the person is talking about but IMO it’s DC. *

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"the sum value of my outfit will always be higher than yours."

San Jose*

Posted by Poldark <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Poldark' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 29, 2026, 14:10:04, in reply to "MLS Preseason"

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Social Misfit who wants to coach Illinois women's basketball.

"But Jesus Christ guys, not every loss is referendum on Brad Underwood"

This is absolutely what I think it's going to be*

Posted by Sounder <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sounder' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 29, 2026, 14:39:24, in reply to "San Jose*"

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