This winter has been absolutely terrible.*

Posted by Warrin'_Illini on February 2, 2026, 11:21:44, in reply to "Fuck, and I cannot stress this enough, Punxsatawney Phil. "

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Gertie in Peoria and Jimmy in Sun Prairie Wisconsin said early spring.

Posted by ibdoc on February 2, 2026, 10:58:11, in reply to "Fuck, and I cannot stress this enough, Punxsatawney Phil. "

Both are statistically more accurate than that shithead Phil Previous Message Die in your dark, dirt hole, rodent!

I love winter. I go out hiking in 2 feet of snow. Get the heart really revved. It's great.*

Posted by Stu on February 2, 2026, 9:49:02, in reply to "Fuck, and I cannot stress this enough, Punxsatawney Phil. "

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Hopefully Republican rats don’t turn tail and follow today

Posted by memyselfandillini on February 2, 2026, 9:39:03, in reply to "Fuck, and I cannot stress this enough, Punxsatawney Phil. "

I can’t take another 6 weeks of shutdown. Previous Message Die in your dark, dirt hole, rodent!

Woodstock Willie's got the good news you want:

Posted by Sammich on February 2, 2026, 9:32:23, in reply to "Fuck, and I cannot stress this enough, Punxsatawney Phil. "

At least he didn’t predict six more weeks of January *

Posted by Sounder on February 2, 2026, 9:31:05, in reply to "Fuck, and I cannot stress this enough, Punxsatawney Phil. "

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