Best Rage Baiting Message Titles for the Deuce:
Posted by Chilango
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Anything involving mid whites or w/e Julie dicaro said*
Posted by chorizo
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Kamala is gonna win iowa*
Posted by Poldark "Is there anything that you can enjoy anymore, or has politics just ruined everything in life for you?"
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I wonder if all those farmers are happy they voted to have their dicks chopped off.*
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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You kissed RG's ass when you met him*
Posted by VIV
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heh*
Posted by cpsteine
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Is there a better regional pizza style than Imo’s? I don’t think so.*
Posted by ATL
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Olive Garden is great authentic Italian food*
Posted by Stu
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Embedding tweets is impossible here.*
Posted by voiceofreason
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Don’t be such negative bitches in the game thread*
Posted by CoronaTheirAss
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Curling is a dumb sport. And I’m not so sure it should be considered a sport*
Posted by timmer
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lululemon is an awesome brand and worth every penny of the cost for fancy yoga pants*
Posted by Sounder
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Illinois is not the best/worst team of all time (based on the previous possession)*
Posted by Herman Blume
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Rutgers in the Big Ten just feels right.*
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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Mech did not in fact commit incest. *
Posted by Tuscy
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Nope, but the imaginary twins that double teamed him did.*
Posted by Chuck Woodaby
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Was he double teamed? I didn't remember it that way.
Posted by Tuscy
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Not the SIL banging. This was a separate boast that involved twins from his younger days.
Posted by Chuck Woodaby
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Hmm. I'll just keep imagining things until I figure this out. *
Posted by Tuscy
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TBT, we would all love for our wives to tell us to have sex with our SIL*
Posted by Stu
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Yeah, no. *
Posted by Tuscy
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Speak for yourself, dude*
Posted by TarheelIllini
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I know none of yuo get sex.*
Posted by SurfTheBoneyard “Surf is just a national treasure.” — Jackie
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ViV’s draft “analysis” is a waste of time for all involved, especially him*
Posted by ArtVandelay
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ooo
Posted by VIV
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VIV'z favorite songz go in this thread*
Posted by uofi1998
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It doesn't all turn into a giant orgy*
Posted by DanSaint
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Any amount of alcohol will give you dementia and cancer. No amount is safe.*
Posted by Stu
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I'm not trapped in here with you, you're trapped in here with me!!!!!!*
Posted by shua
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Bruce Pearl is a pretty good guy. And a great coach.*
Posted by Chicago1995
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It's OK not to click on messages to see what the contents are and just reply.*
Posted by Illiniphil
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Score one for rage baiting*
Posted by Chicago1995
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Danny Hurley doesn't seem like such a bad guy after all*
Posted by IlliniOllie
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I really like [insert anything here]
Posted by ATL
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haha, good call*
Posted by illini21
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*doffs cap to ranger**
Posted by ATL
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Similarly: Spending [insert any amount of money] on [any item] is [perfectly reasonable/ridiculous]*
Posted by IlliniOllie
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jjlocke923 is a valuable contributor to The Deuce*
Posted by Ron McDon
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Dave wischnowsky: the most interesting man in the world*
Posted by illini21
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It does in fact, NOT, end in a giant orgy.*
Posted by EffinIllini
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Say what you will about the tenets of MAGA, at least it’s an ethos.
Posted by DT
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Bret Bielema is a poor man’s Pat Fitzgerald.*
Posted by DT
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The Eagles are a top 5 band all time.*
Posted by Illiniphil
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the dude does not abide*
Posted by lcubed
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that one would get it from both sides
Posted by Sammich
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It's OK to put ketchup on hot dogs.*
Posted by Illiniphil
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The Deuce is a political echo chamber.*
Posted by Illiniphil
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i mean, that's just true*
Posted by VIV
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i mean, that's just true*
Posted by memyselfandillini
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I am completely justified in telling people I’m from Chicago even though I live in Mount Prospect*
Posted by biclops
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and then if someone says that their brother lives there too, what part?...
Posted by shua
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Banjo playing dinosaurs are dumb *
Posted by jdl
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*knocks down wall, goes after jdl*
Posted by Illiniphil
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Mandolin-playing dinosaurs: A-okay.
Posted by osklister
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Bruce Weber is the best coach in program history. After all, he got us to the title game*
Posted by IlliniRunner
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It's weird that Shaka Smart just ended up being Bruce Weber*
Posted by shua
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capitalization is unnecessarily provocative. *
Posted by ijustkrushalot
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Roughy's fire truck is stupid*
Posted by ArtVandelay
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I mean, you really gotta respect the IU program given all the banners they've got. *
Posted by Tuscy
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Met Tom Izzo last night, truly a class act*
Posted by AintHatin
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Why Matthew Mayer would make this year's team even better!*
Posted by MojoJojo
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Keaton Wagler is a punk-ass mark*
Posted by Sammich
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