*takes miniscule bite including zero meat product*

Posted by Tuscy on February 6, 2026, 17:47:48, in reply to "Space alien who is new to earth tries a hamburger for the first time. "

"yeah, I'm definitely not consuming this garbage in real life!" Also, personally, ima eat the shit out of one of these! Previous Message https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUTZ_ilDl41/?igsh=ZGQ4bW5kNXFndnA5 "I wouldn't mind the DP here." - jumpingdan

Best description I heard was that he acted like a gay guy

Posted by Sounder on February 6, 2026, 17:33:58, in reply to "Space alien who is new to earth tries a hamburger for the first time. "

Hyping up about women. Previous Message https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUTZ_ilDl41/?igsh=ZGQ4bW5kNXFndnA5

I come from a planet in space, and I've never had a Big Arch, either.

Posted by complainant on February 6, 2026, 17:20:21, in reply to "Space alien who is new to earth tries a hamburger for the first time. "