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I am obsessed with Punch the baby monkey

Posted by Sounder <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sounder' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on February 20, 2026, 12:48:26

Meet Punch, a monkey in a Japanese zoo with a sad story. His mother left him when he was a baby, so caretakers raised him. He struggled to live with other monkeys. Staff gave him a soft toy for comfort, and now he holds it close, spending most of his time alone. pic.twitter.com/hQxptQ8kZs
— The Page Z (@ThePageZ_) February 16, 2026

Allow me to introduce you to Tucker and his best friend Josh Naylor

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I’m starting to think Josh Naylor re-signed in Seattle just bc of Tucker
pic.twitter.com/ltJaT4nUG3
— SleeperMLB (@SleeperMLB) February 17, 2026

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Meet Punch, a monkey in a Japanese zoo with a sad story. His mother left him when he was a baby, so caretakers raised him. He struggled to live with other monkeys. Staff gave him a soft toy for comfort, and now he holds it close, spending most of his time alone. pic.twitter.com/hQxptQ8kZs — The Page Z (@ThePageZ_) February 16, 2026 .

Tucker doesn't like his paw touched, but he is a pro's pro*

Posted by Sammich <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sammich' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on February 20, 2026, 16:05:19, in reply to "Allow me to introduce you to Tucker and his best friend Josh Naylor"

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I’m starting to think Josh Naylor re-signed in Seattle just bc of Tucker
pic.twitter.com/ltJaT4nUG3 — SleeperMLB (@SleeperMLB) February 17, 2026 .

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I want to break it up
I want to smash it up
I want to #### it up
I want to watch it come down

I saw him being beat up by the other monkeys

Posted by TarheelIllini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=TarheelIllini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on February 20, 2026, 15:02:22, in reply to "I am obsessed with Punch the baby monkey"

And I want to fly there and kick those fvcking monkeys in their balls

Recrudescence

Adfession:

Posted by Sammich <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sammich' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on February 20, 2026, 15:08:48, in reply to "I saw him being beat up by the other monkeys"

Sometimes, when I'm watching a monkey do its monkey stuff, I want to slap the shit out of it, and I have no idea why. I suppose it could be cute aggression, but I don't think so. For one, it's only monkeys. Neither puppies, nor kittens, nor apes ever cause this reaction. For another, it's not "ooh, so cute I wanna squeeze it!" It's straight-up a desire to punch a tiny monkey.

I want to break it up
I want to smash it up
I want to #### it up
I want to watch it come down

all I wanted was to make a "ridin on a pig" joke

Posted by Sammich <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sammich' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on February 20, 2026, 14:55:42, in reply to "I am obsessed with Punch the baby monkey"

but it was too sad

I want to break it up
I want to smash it up
I want to #### it up
I want to watch it come down

Punch and Aloka the Peace Dog are getting me through *

Posted by Jackie <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Jackie' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on February 20, 2026, 14:55:17, in reply to "I am obsessed with Punch the baby monkey"

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how had I not heard of Aloka?!*

Posted by Sammich <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sammich' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on February 20, 2026, 14:57:55, in reply to "Punch and Aloka the Peace Dog are getting me through *"

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I want to break it up
I want to smash it up
I want to #### it up
I want to watch it come down

HE GOT A HUG

Posted by assassin <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=assassin' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on February 20, 2026, 14:36:27, in reply to "I am obsessed with Punch the baby monkey"

https://www.instagram.com/p/DU_fVykkuOw/

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Brandon Schrock of Laredo, Texas, told the federal government that his employer was “poop,” and his occupation was “pooper.”

Hell yeah!!!*

Posted by Jackie <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Jackie' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on February 20, 2026, 14:54:45, in reply to "HE GOT A HUG"

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https://www.instagram.com/p/DU_fVykkuOw/

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