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*sips coffee* What’s up for today?

Posted by Chilango <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Chilango' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on February 21, 2026, 7:14:03

Got a kid that needs to shave .5 seconds off her 800m time to qualify for nationals.

Twin B qualified for nationals winning mile and placing second in 800m*

Posted by Chilango <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Chilango' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on February 21, 2026, 18:53:19, in reply to "*sips coffee* What’s up for today? "

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Got a kid that needs to shave .5 seconds off her 800m time to qualify for nationals.

Awesome!*

Posted by DT <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=DT' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on February 21, 2026, 20:12:05, in reply to "Twin B qualified for nationals winning mile and placing second in 800m*"

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Got a kid that needs to shave .5 seconds off her 800m time to qualify for nationals.

^5 dude!*

Posted by ATL <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ATL' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on February 21, 2026, 19:37:34, in reply to "Twin B qualified for nationals winning mile and placing second in 800m*"

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Got a kid that needs to shave .5 seconds off her 800m time to qualify for nationals.

“We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.

Very cool. Must feel great*

Posted by CoronaTheirAss <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=CoronaTheirAss' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on February 21, 2026, 19:08:54, in reply to "Twin B qualified for nationals winning mile and placing second in 800m*"

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Got a kid that needs to shave .5 seconds off her 800m time to qualify for nationals.

Congratulations to her*

Posted by JacobRDaugherty <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=JacobRDaugherty' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on February 21, 2026, 19:06:19, in reply to "Twin B qualified for nationals winning mile and placing second in 800m*"

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Got a kid that needs to shave .5 seconds off her 800m time to qualify for nationals.

That's pretty great.

Posted by larue33 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=larue33' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on February 21, 2026, 18:13:00, in reply to "*sips coffee* What’s up for today? "

We moved on Thursday, still unpacking, adjusting and recovering.

Retirement community?*

Posted by complainant <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=complainant' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on February 21, 2026, 19:05:35, in reply to "That's pretty great."

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We moved on Thursday, still unpacking, adjusting and recovering.

Nah, don't think we'll ever do that. This is it until assisted living. *

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We moved on Thursday, still unpacking, adjusting and recovering.

Saw “Send Help.”’ Pretty good. Took a darker turn than I expected*

Posted by bjl63 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=bjl63' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on February 21, 2026, 15:11:00, in reply to "*sips coffee* What’s up for today? "

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Got a kid that needs to shave .5 seconds off her 800m time to qualify for nationals.

Between this and our friend talking about how good it is today, Jax and I decided to go

Posted by Taz <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Taz' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on February 21, 2026, 18:21:19, in reply to "Saw “Send Help.”’ Pretty good. Took a darker turn than I expected*"

Tonight.

I'll have to watch our game late but that's ok.

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Got a kid that needs to shave .5 seconds off her 800m time to qualify for nationals.

Sometimes you just need to yeet a bobcat *

Being an Illini fan is a goddamn curse.*

we were welcomed to Milwaukee last night by a guy slapping his dong on trash cans at a stop light

Posted by lcubed <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=lcubed' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on February 21, 2026, 12:49:02, in reply to "*sips coffee* What’s up for today? "

here today and tomorrow for dance. Considering taking my youngest to a bucks game tomorrow since it’s only a block or so away

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Got a kid that needs to shave .5 seconds off her 800m time to qualify for nationals.

He’s the Neil Peart of trashcan dong drumming.*

Posted by DT <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=DT' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on February 21, 2026, 18:25:11, in reply to "we were welcomed to Milwaukee last night by a guy slapping his dong on trash cans at a stop light"

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here today and tomorrow for dance. Considering taking my youngest to a bucks game tomorrow since it’s only a block or so away

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Got a kid that needs to shave .5 seconds off her 800m time to qualify for nationals.

he could with that thing. not sure the wife will ever look at me the same way*

Posted by lcubed <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=lcubed' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on February 21, 2026, 19:16:16, in reply to "He’s the Neil Peart of trashcan dong drumming.*"

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here today and tomorrow for dance. Considering taking my youngest to a bucks game tomorrow since it’s only a block or so away

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Got a kid that needs to shave .5 seconds off her 800m time to qualify for nationals.

How was the drive?*

Posted by Taz <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Taz' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on February 21, 2026, 15:56:10, in reply to "we were welcomed to Milwaukee last night by a guy slapping his dong on trash cans at a stop light"

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here today and tomorrow for dance. Considering taking my youngest to a bucks game tomorrow since it’s only a block or so away

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Got a kid that needs to shave .5 seconds off her 800m time to qualify for nationals.

Sometimes you just need to yeet a bobcat *

Being an Illini fan is a goddamn curse.*

Not bad at all. Took 39 and it was about 3:45 with one stop for gas*

Posted by lcubed <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=lcubed' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on February 21, 2026, 17:21:54, in reply to "How was the drive?*"

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here today and tomorrow for dance. Considering taking my youngest to a bucks game tomorrow since it’s only a block or so away

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Got a kid that needs to shave .5 seconds off her 800m time to qualify for nationals.

He obviously thinks it's the good land*

Posted by ATL <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ATL' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on February 21, 2026, 15:10:06, in reply to "we were welcomed to Milwaukee last night by a guy slapping his dong on trash cans at a stop light"

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here today and tomorrow for dance. Considering taking my youngest to a bucks game tomorrow since it’s only a block or so away

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Got a kid that needs to shave .5 seconds off her 800m time to qualify for nationals.

“We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.

Got a haircut. Now taking my teen to urgent care cuz her back dermal grew into her skin*

Posted by Taz <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Taz' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on February 21, 2026, 12:09:42, in reply to "*sips coffee* What’s up for today? "

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Got a kid that needs to shave .5 seconds off her 800m time to qualify for nationals.

Sometimes you just need to yeet a bobcat *

Being an Illini fan is a goddamn curse.*

Urgent care wouldn't do, ended up going to a piercer. So the whole family just

Posted by Taz <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Taz' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on February 21, 2026, 15:12:46, in reply to "Got a haircut. Now taking my teen to urgent care cuz her back dermal grew into her skin*"

Decided to go get a piercing.

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Got a kid that needs to shave .5 seconds off her 800m time to qualify for nationals.

Sometimes you just need to yeet a bobcat *

Being an Illini fan is a goddamn curse.*

I was going to get a piercing once but the wait was 2.5 hours

Posted by DT <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=DT' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on February 21, 2026, 18:26:22, in reply to "Urgent care wouldn't do, ended up going to a piercer. So the whole family just"

I need to find a place that’s less pokey.

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Decided to go get a piercing.

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Got a kid that needs to shave .5 seconds off her 800m time to qualify for nationals.

Chili this afternoon. Hockey tonight. *

Posted by timmer <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=timmer' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on February 21, 2026, 11:15:49, in reply to "*sips coffee* What’s up for today? "

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Got a kid that needs to shave .5 seconds off her 800m time to qualify for nationals.

(for rent)

Home opener

Posted by assassin <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=assassin' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on February 21, 2026, 10:54:56, in reply to "*sips coffee* What’s up for today? "

Beat KC.

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Got a kid that needs to shave .5 seconds off her 800m time to qualify for nationals.

Brandon Schrock of Laredo, Texas, told the federal government that his employer was “poop,” and his occupation was “pooper.”

Cleaning, laundry, grocery run, probably taxes, BEAT UCLA*

Posted by Jackie <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Jackie' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on February 21, 2026, 10:54:09, in reply to "*sips coffee* What’s up for today? "

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Got a kid that needs to shave .5 seconds off her 800m time to qualify for nationals.

Good call! I just finished e-filing my taxes. Was waiting on one 1099, which came in Thursday.*

Posted by ATL <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ATL' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on February 21, 2026, 15:09:14, in reply to "Cleaning, laundry, grocery run, probably taxes, BEAT UCLA*"

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Got a kid that needs to shave .5 seconds off her 800m time to qualify for nationals.

“We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.

Skiing*

Posted by CoronaTheirAss <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=CoronaTheirAss' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on February 21, 2026, 9:35:42, in reply to "*sips coffee* What’s up for today? "

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Got a kid that needs to shave .5 seconds off her 800m time to qualify for nationals.

Where?*

Posted by timmer <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=timmer' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on February 21, 2026, 9:40:39, in reply to "Skiing*"

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Got a kid that needs to shave .5 seconds off her 800m time to qualify for nationals.

(for rent)

Sugar Mountain*

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Got a kid that needs to shave .5 seconds off her 800m time to qualify for nationals.

Coach basketball, ref 3 basketball games, coach baseball, watch basktball*

Posted by Mrap24 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Mrap24' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on February 21, 2026, 9:23:27, in reply to "*sips coffee* What’s up for today? "

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Got a kid that needs to shave .5 seconds off her 800m time to qualify for nationals.

that sounds like a day that involves a lot of yelling *

Posted by biclops <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=biclops' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on February 21, 2026, 9:46:08, in reply to "Coach basketball, ref 3 basketball games, coach baseball, watch basktball*"

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Got a kid that needs to shave .5 seconds off her 800m time to qualify for nationals.

I won't let you down
So please don't give me up

Watching my kids swim with Manatees in FL*

Posted by Stu <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Stu' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on February 21, 2026, 9:07:06, in reply to "*sips coffee* What’s up for today? "

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Got a kid that needs to shave .5 seconds off her 800m time to qualify for nationals.

Usual errands, golf simulator, church, Japanese restaurant *

Posted by Jersey <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Jersey' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on February 21, 2026, 8:55:52, in reply to "*sips coffee* What’s up for today? "

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Got a kid that needs to shave .5 seconds off her 800m time to qualify for nationals.

Probably recording the game. We have a "casino night" fundraiser for my kid's elementary school

Posted by deadpoolOG10 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=deadpoolOG10' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on February 21, 2026, 8:52:22, in reply to "*sips coffee* What’s up for today? "

Tried on some of the nice suits i bought 10 years and 20 lbs ago... they barely fit. Maybe a sign it's time to try this "diet and exercise" I've been hearing about

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Got a kid that needs to shave .5 seconds off her 800m time to qualify for nationals.

Heading to Florida for a week.*

Posted by Illiniphil <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Illiniphil' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on February 21, 2026, 8:40:12, in reply to "*sips coffee* What’s up for today? "

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Got a kid that needs to shave .5 seconds off her 800m time to qualify for nationals.

Today only. Not the entire week's plans... *

Posted by osklister <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=osklister' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on February 21, 2026, 9:03:43, in reply to "Heading to Florida for a week.*"

Get with the program here Phil...

:-)

Think I’m going to go test drive a car or two *

Posted by ATL <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ATL' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on February 21, 2026, 8:33:01, in reply to "*sips coffee* What’s up for today? "

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Got a kid that needs to shave .5 seconds off her 800m time to qualify for nationals.

“We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.

Wut car*

Posted by cpsteine <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=cpsteine' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on February 21, 2026, 8:35:45, in reply to "Think I’m going to go test drive a car or two *"

A used Taycan CrossTurismo. And maybe a used Taycan to see if mini can fit in the back. *

Posted by ATL <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ATL' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on February 21, 2026, 8:37:27, in reply to "Wut car*"

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“We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.

Definition of optimistic: asking the teenager if the back seat is roomy enough. *

Posted by osklister <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=osklister' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on February 21, 2026, 9:07:44, in reply to "A used Taycan CrossTurismo. And maybe a used Taycan to see if mini can fit in the back. *"

Oh sure Dad, I'll need it for when you're driving and I'm not....

LOLOL.

Bucknell @ Radford college baseball doubleheader*

Posted by GMAW <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=GMAW' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on February 21, 2026, 8:26:10, in reply to "*sips coffee* What’s up for today? "

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Got a kid that needs to shave .5 seconds off her 800m time to qualify for nationals.

Horseback riding for one kid, basketball game for the other. There are two movies I started and need

Posted by biclops <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=biclops' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on February 21, 2026, 8:10:42, in reply to "*sips coffee* What’s up for today? "

to finish. BEAT UCLA.

I won't let you down
So please don't give me up

A buddy's funeral then a quiet afternoon and evening at home, including...

Posted by Tuscy <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Tuscy' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on February 21, 2026, 7:26:40, in reply to "*sips coffee* What’s up for today? "

the game.

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Got a kid that needs to shave .5 seconds off her 800m time to qualify for nationals.

"I wouldn't mind the DP here." - jumpingdan

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