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Today, for lunch and for the first time in ~30 years I had a bologna sandwich

Posted by bjl63 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=bjl63' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on February 25, 2026, 12:39:46

Wife wanted Oscar Mayer for whatever reason so I bought some.

It wasn’t awful though not sure I’ll have another….

ooo

Posted by JeffFrank <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=JeffFrank' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on February 25, 2026, 17:49:34, in reply to "Today, for lunch and for the first time in ~30 years I had a bologna sandwich"

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Wife wanted Oscar Mayer for whatever reason so I bought some.

It wasn’t awful though not sure I’ll have another….

mortadella (fancy bologna) is having a bit of a moment in the food world right now

Posted by Sounder <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sounder' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on February 25, 2026, 16:41:32, in reply to "Today, for lunch and for the first time in ~30 years I had a bologna sandwich"

You should try it.

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Wife wanted Oscar Mayer for whatever reason so I bought some.

It wasn’t awful though not sure I’ll have another….

NM*

Posted by Carl Spackler <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Carl+Spackler' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on February 25, 2026, 17:59:23, in reply to "mortadella (fancy bologna) is having a bit of a moment in the food world right now"

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You should try it.

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Wife wanted Oscar Mayer for whatever reason so I bought some.

It wasn’t awful though not sure I’ll have another….

C’mon man*

Posted by Carl Spackler <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Carl+Spackler' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on February 25, 2026, 17:59:22, in reply to "mortadella (fancy bologna) is having a bit of a moment in the food world right now"

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You should try it.

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Wife wanted Oscar Mayer for whatever reason so I bought some.

It wasn’t awful though not sure I’ll have another….

dotz

Posted by Sounder <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sounder' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on February 25, 2026, 18:03:57, in reply to "C’mon man*"

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You should try it.

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Wife wanted Oscar Mayer for whatever reason so I bought some.

It wasn’t awful though not sure I’ll have another….

Hamburgers (not made of ham, actually a patty made of beef) are pretty popular too.

Bjl should put that next on his list.

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You should try it.

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Wife wanted Oscar Mayer for whatever reason so I bought some.

It wasn’t awful though not sure I’ll have another….

I was trying to be helpful

Posted by Sounder <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sounder' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on February 25, 2026, 18:22:21, in reply to "Hamburgers (not made of ham, actually a patty made of beef) are pretty popular too."

Sorry that it offended your fuckfaced tendencies.

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Bjl should put that next on his list.

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You should try it.

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Wife wanted Oscar Mayer for whatever reason so I bought some.

It wasn’t awful though not sure I’ll have another….

and more dotz

Posted by Sounder <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sounder' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on February 25, 2026, 18:08:08, in reply to "dotz"

https://www.gq.com/story/david-chang-bologna-sandwich

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/11/28/dining/mortadella.html

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You should try it.

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Wife wanted Oscar Mayer for whatever reason so I bought some.

It wasn’t awful though not sure I’ll have another….

bologna, american cheese (generic, of course), and yellow mustard on white bread*

Posted by illinibone <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=illinibone' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on February 25, 2026, 13:22:37, in reply to "Today, for lunch and for the first time in ~30 years I had a bologna sandwich"

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Wife wanted Oscar Mayer for whatever reason so I bought some.

It wasn’t awful though not sure I’ll have another….

Script Kiddie

anyone ever use butter on a lunch meat sandwich? my gma used to make them this way for me*

Posted by lcubed <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=lcubed' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on February 25, 2026, 14:04:15, in reply to "bologna, american cheese (generic, of course), and yellow mustard on white bread*"

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Wife wanted Oscar Mayer for whatever reason so I bought some.

It wasn’t awful though not sure I’ll have another….

The French*

Posted by Sounder <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sounder' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on February 25, 2026, 16:41:51, in reply to "anyone ever use butter on a lunch meat sandwich? my gma used to make them this way for me*"

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Wife wanted Oscar Mayer for whatever reason so I bought some.

It wasn’t awful though not sure I’ll have another….

Ham sandwich on buttered bread was a "treat" in my childhood. No longer a favorite.

Posted by osklister <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=osklister' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on February 25, 2026, 16:39:41, in reply to "anyone ever use butter on a lunch meat sandwich? my gma used to make them this way for me*"

I think I had bologna on buttered bread as a kid*

Posted by bjl63 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=bjl63' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on February 25, 2026, 14:23:16, in reply to "anyone ever use butter on a lunch meat sandwich? my gma used to make them this way for me*"

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Wife wanted Oscar Mayer for whatever reason so I bought some.

It wasn’t awful though not sure I’ll have another….

I like a heavily buttered piece of toast topped with cheese and a ham slice. *

Posted by Tuscy <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Tuscy' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on February 25, 2026, 14:20:43, in reply to "anyone ever use butter on a lunch meat sandwich? my gma used to make them this way for me*"

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Wife wanted Oscar Mayer for whatever reason so I bought some.

It wasn’t awful though not sure I’ll have another….

"I wouldn't mind the DP here." - jumpingdan

I added mayo but otherwise this was how I ate it*

Posted by bjl63 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=bjl63' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on February 25, 2026, 13:36:55, in reply to "bologna, american cheese (generic, of course), and yellow mustard on white bread*"

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Wife wanted Oscar Mayer for whatever reason so I bought some.

It wasn’t awful though not sure I’ll have another….

This is the way...

Posted by Tuscy <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Tuscy' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on February 25, 2026, 13:35:51, in reply to "bologna, american cheese (generic, of course), and yellow mustard on white bread*"

I was brought up. It's probably been decades since I actually had one.

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Wife wanted Oscar Mayer for whatever reason so I bought some.

It wasn’t awful though not sure I’ll have another….

"I wouldn't mind the DP here." - jumpingdan

same on both*

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I was brought up. It's probably been decades since I actually had one.

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Wife wanted Oscar Mayer for whatever reason so I bought some.

It wasn’t awful though not sure I’ll have another….

Script Kiddie

Of course, there's always the Miracle Whip and potato chip option. *

Posted by Tuscy <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Tuscy' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on February 25, 2026, 13:36:42, in reply to "This is the way... "

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I was brought up. It's probably been decades since I actually had one.

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Wife wanted Oscar Mayer for whatever reason so I bought some.

It wasn’t awful though not sure I’ll have another….

"I wouldn't mind the DP here." - jumpingdan

balogna, american cheese single, mayo, and either potato chip or dorito

Posted by IlliniSax05 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=IlliniSax05' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on February 25, 2026, 13:40:04, in reply to "Of course, there's always the Miracle Whip and potato chip option. *"

Why do you hate me, Sammich?

MAJOR UPDATE: "Maybe you're not such a bad egg, Lisle-y"
-Sammich, 1/15/2011

the perfect post pool meal*

Posted by lcubed <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=lcubed' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on February 25, 2026, 14:04:48, in reply to "balogna, american cheese single, mayo, and either potato chip or dorito"

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Indeed! *

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"I wouldn't mind the DP here." - jumpingdan

For some reason my mom used to think I liked and would often fix me PB and Bologna sandwich.

Posted by ibdoc <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ibdoc' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on February 25, 2026, 13:11:27, in reply to "Today, for lunch and for the first time in ~30 years I had a bologna sandwich"

When I got to Jr High I told her I really didn't like it and thank god she stopped making them.
To this day, I have yet to touch bologna and the site/smell of it makes me wrech

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Wife wanted Oscar Mayer for whatever reason so I bought some.

It wasn’t awful though not sure I’ll have another….

Bologna and whipped cream; and we haven't got any.

Posted by osklister <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=osklister' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on February 25, 2026, 16:32:15, in reply to "For some reason my mom used to think I liked and would often fix me PB and Bologna sandwich."

pb and Bologna together?*

Posted by Taz <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Taz' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on February 25, 2026, 13:22:04, in reply to "For some reason my mom used to think I liked and would often fix me PB and Bologna sandwich."

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When I got to Jr High I told her I really didn't like it and thank god she stopped making them.
To this day, I have yet to touch bologna and the site/smell of it makes me wrech

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Wife wanted Oscar Mayer for whatever reason so I bought some.

It wasn’t awful though not sure I’ll have another….

Sometimes you just need to yeet a bobcat *

Being an Illini fan is a goddamn curse.*

Yes. Took a lot of milk to wash it down*

Posted by ibdoc <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ibdoc' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on February 25, 2026, 13:26:16, in reply to "pb and Bologna together?*"

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When I got to Jr High I told her I really didn't like it and thank god she stopped making them.
To this day, I have yet to touch bologna and the site/smell of it makes me wrech

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Wife wanted Oscar Mayer for whatever reason so I bought some.

It wasn’t awful though not sure I’ll have another….

pretty sure it would take more than milk..

Posted by illinibone <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=illinibone' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on February 25, 2026, 13:28:37, in reply to "Yes. Took a lot of milk to wash it down*"

maybe a tongue amputation

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When I got to Jr High I told her I really didn't like it and thank god she stopped making them.
To this day, I have yet to touch bologna and the site/smell of it makes me wrech

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Wife wanted Oscar Mayer for whatever reason so I bought some.

It wasn’t awful though not sure I’ll have another….

Script Kiddie

I have it often*

Posted by TarheelIllini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=TarheelIllini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on February 25, 2026, 13:02:10, in reply to "Today, for lunch and for the first time in ~30 years I had a bologna sandwich"

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Wife wanted Oscar Mayer for whatever reason so I bought some.

It wasn’t awful though not sure I’ll have another….

Recrudescence

i've never had non-fried bologna*

Posted by VIV <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=VIV' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on February 25, 2026, 12:58:29, in reply to "Today, for lunch and for the first time in ~30 years I had a bologna sandwich"

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Wife wanted Oscar Mayer for whatever reason so I bought some.

It wasn’t awful though not sure I’ll have another….

"the sum value of my outfit will always be higher than yours."

38 years old here and have never had Bologna*

Posted by illini21 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=illini21' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on February 25, 2026, 12:44:47, in reply to "Today, for lunch and for the first time in ~30 years I had a bologna sandwich"

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Wife wanted Oscar Mayer for whatever reason so I bought some.

It wasn’t awful though not sure I’ll have another….

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