There is a type of person who, when exposed to IL-71 west of Yorkville
Posted by illini on March 2, 2026, 11:37:12
Completely lose the ability to pilot a motor vehicle in a manner consistent with societal norms and state law.
I do not know the total percentage of these people within the general population, but my instinct is they account for at least 20% of licensed drivers.
No, the speed limit is not 46 mph. No, you are not supposed to drive with your left tires on or across the center line.
From the 47/71 intersection to the I-80 onramp near Ottawa is 25 miles. But if you told me it was 1,200 some days I might believe you.
people are too excited to get to the Silver Slipper; there's no processing power left for driving*
Completely lose the ability to pilot a motor vehicle in a manner consistent with societal norms and state law.
I do not know the total percentage of these people within the general population, but my instinct is they account for at least 20% of licensed drivers.
No, the speed limit is not 46 mph. No, you are not supposed to drive with your left tires on or across the center line.
From the 47/71 intersection to the I-80 onramp near Ottawa is 25 miles. But if you told me it was 1,200 some days I might believe you.
I want to break it up I want to smash it up I want to #### it up I want to watch it come down
Completely lose the ability to pilot a motor vehicle in a manner consistent with societal norms and state law.
I do not know the total percentage of these people within the general population, but my instinct is they account for at least 20% of licensed drivers.
No, the speed limit is not 46 mph. No, you are not supposed to drive with your left tires on or across the center line.
From the 47/71 intersection to the I-80 onramp near Ottawa is 25 miles. But if you told me it was 1,200 some days I might believe you.
I want to break it up I want to smash it up I want to #### it up I want to watch it come down
Completely lose the ability to pilot a motor vehicle in a manner consistent with societal norms and state law.
I do not know the total percentage of these people within the general population, but my instinct is they account for at least 20% of licensed drivers.
No, the speed limit is not 46 mph. No, you are not supposed to drive with your left tires on or across the center line.
From the 47/71 intersection to the I-80 onramp near Ottawa is 25 miles. But if you told me it was 1,200 some days I might believe you.
I want to break it up I want to smash it up I want to #### it up I want to watch it come down