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Our company's HR Angel of Death just pulled in.

Posted by Tuscy <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Tuscy' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 5, 2026, 10:46:36

We had a meeting Tuesday and took a group photo afterwards. While lining up for the pic this old (62ish)dude got hands with a young (early 20ish)girl and made an inappropriate comment.

He ended up trying to pull her in close to him and said something like, "This is where you belong."

She was NOT amused. Haven't seen her since.

I was told this is not his first offense.

"I wouldn't mind the DP here." - jumpingdan

From the UofI….

Posted by LeatherneckIllini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=LeatherneckIllini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 5, 2026, 15:22:51, in reply to "Our company's HR Angel of Death just pulled in. "

https://farmpolicynews.illinois.edu/2026/03/fertilizer-prices-have-significant-rise-after-attack-on-iran/

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Silver lining is that they have no markets to sell into!*

Posted by ATL <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ATL' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 5, 2026, 15:43:25, in reply to "From the UofI…."

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https://farmpolicynews.illinois.edu/2026/03/fertilizer-prices-have-significant-rise-after-attack-on-iran/

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“We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.

The Onion offers comment

Posted by ATL <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ATL' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 5, 2026, 14:25:32, in reply to "Our company's HR Angel of Death just pulled in. "

“We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.

I don't think he got canned. She's gone. He's still here.

Posted by Tuscy <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Tuscy' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 5, 2026, 14:13:54, in reply to "Our company's HR Angel of Death just pulled in. "

May have been fact finding. She'd been pulling people into the conference room all day.

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"I wouldn't mind the DP here." - jumpingdan

Yet.*

Posted by SurfTheBoneyard <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=SurfTheBoneyard' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 5, 2026, 15:35:47, in reply to "I don't think he got canned. She's gone. He's still here. "

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May have been fact finding. She'd been pulling people into the conference room all day.

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Sky Marshal of the Luftwaffle

“Surf is just a national treasure.” — Jackie

is she hot?*

Posted by Poldark <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Poldark' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 5, 2026, 14:14:28, in reply to "I don't think he got canned. She's gone. He's still here. "

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May have been fact finding. She'd been pulling people into the conference room all day.

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Social Misfit who wants to coach Illinois women's basketball.

"Is there anything that you can enjoy anymore, or has politics just ruined everything in life for you?"

Angel of Death?

Posted by Tuscy <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Tuscy' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 5, 2026, 14:25:42, in reply to "is she hot?*"

No. No, she is not.

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May have been fact finding. She'd been pulling people into the conference room all day.

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"I wouldn't mind the DP here." - jumpingdan

Valid*

Posted by illini21 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=illini21' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 5, 2026, 14:14:39, in reply to "is she hot?*"

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May have been fact finding. She'd been pulling people into the conference room all day.

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Is this where you work, Tuscy?

Posted by Jersey <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Jersey' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 5, 2026, 14:13:49, in reply to "Our company's HR Angel of Death just pulled in. "

https://bsky.app/profile/theonion.com/post/3mgdlll6bz72l

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OTOH, I know women who call men like that "harmless", or "Oh, that's just how he is."

Posted by Stu <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Stu' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 5, 2026, 13:22:27, in reply to "Our company's HR Angel of Death just pulled in. "

After having worked around 4-5 such guys like that, for whom there were no consequences.

Tuscy you should get some images of this guy doing the walk of shame if you can.*

Posted by Warrin'_Illini $<iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Warrin\'_Illini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'>$ on March 5, 2026, 13:18:09, in reply to "Our company's HR Angel of Death just pulled in. "

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You cannot lose games in the NFL and still win.

Literally every woman is like yuuuuup

Posted by Jackie <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Jackie' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 5, 2026, 13:09:48, in reply to "Our company's HR Angel of Death just pulled in. "

This has happened to almost all of us, throughout our lives, hot or not.

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And btw genz women aren’t having it, as this illustrates *

Posted by Jackie <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Jackie' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 5, 2026, 13:16:39, in reply to "Literally every woman is like yuuuuup"

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This has happened to almost all of us, throughout our lives, hot or not.

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Good.*

Posted by KingTalkyTiki <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=KingTalkyTiki' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 5, 2026, 14:18:28, in reply to "And btw genz women aren’t having it, as this illustrates *"

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This has happened to almost all of us, throughout our lives, hot or not.

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"You must own the honor of being the whitest, military vet, fat, multiple state property owner but most of all the one who hates their own country the most in our country."

I am finally watching mad men, and the sexual harassment makes me super

Posted by gvibes <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=gvibes' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 5, 2026, 11:12:11, in reply to "Our company's HR Angel of Death just pulled in. "

uncomfortable.

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Ha, we just watched it for the first time, too, and that aspect is truly astonishing*

Posted by Herman Blume <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Herman+Blume' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 5, 2026, 12:21:32, in reply to "I am finally watching mad men, and the sexual harassment makes me super"

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uncomfortable.

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oooof.

Posted by KingTalkyTiki <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=KingTalkyTiki' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 5, 2026, 11:09:38, in reply to "Our company's HR Angel of Death just pulled in. "

These clueless jagoffs are why you have to keep taking that cringeworthy anti-harassment training every year, ladies and gents.

"You must own the honor of being the whitest, military vet, fat, multiple state property owner but most of all the one who hates their own country the most in our country."

every time you watch those videos and think "there's no way someone would actually do this"

Posted by Gene Parmesan <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Gene+Parmesan' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 5, 2026, 12:31:04, in reply to "oooof."

then you hear a story like this.

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These clueless jagoffs are why you have to keep taking that cringeworthy anti-harassment training every year, ladies and gents.

I think it happens a whole lot more than people want to admit

Posted by ATL <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ATL' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 5, 2026, 12:49:55, in reply to "every time you watch those videos and think "there's no way someone would actually do this""

The stats on the number of women who've been raped are depressing and alarming - I would expect it to be much more common.

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then you hear a story like this.

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These clueless jagoffs are why you have to keep taking that cringeworthy anti-harassment training every year, ladies and gents.

“We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.

How fucking stupid do you have to be? What did he think was going to happen?

Posted by Tuscy <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Tuscy' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 5, 2026, 11:11:36, in reply to "oooof."

This cute 21 yo was going to drag his obese, ancient ass into a supply closet and go down on him?!

Moron.

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These clueless dudes are why you have to keep taking that cringeworthy anti-harassment training every year, ladies and gents.

"I wouldn't mind the DP here." - jumpingdan

I think that's part of the problem. There's zero thinking involved.*

Posted by KingTalkyTiki <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=KingTalkyTiki' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 5, 2026, 11:20:10, in reply to "How fucking stupid do you have to be? What did he think was going to happen? "

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This cute 21 yo was going to drag his obese, ancient ass into a supply closet and go down on him?!

Moron.

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These clueless dudes are why you have to keep taking that cringeworthy anti-harassment training every year, ladies and gents.

"You must own the honor of being the whitest, military vet, fat, multiple state property owner but most of all the one who hates their own country the most in our country."

Yeah, that ain't good*

Posted by illini21 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=illini21' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 5, 2026, 11:00:56, in reply to "Our company's HR Angel of Death just pulled in. "

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Dafuq?!

Posted by doubledown <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=doubledown' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 5, 2026, 10:59:46, in reply to "Our company's HR Angel of Death just pulled in. "

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His new nickname around the office..Epstein*

Posted by DanSaint <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=DanSaint' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 5, 2026, 10:53:49, in reply to "Our company's HR Angel of Death just pulled in. "

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