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Stolen from the group chat. Remove an actor and all their movies from existence

Posted by MC <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=MC' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 6, 2026, 10:26:16

Cage, Freeman, Willis, Jackson.

For me, no doubt, Willis. None of his films are what I would consider a favorite.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicolas_Cage_filmography

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morgan_Freeman_on_screen_and_stage

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bruce_Willis_filmography

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Samuel_L._Jackson_performances

Hello, is this President Clinton? Good! I figured if anyone knew where to get some Tang, it'd be you.

Cage. Easy. #lockitupbrum*

Posted by UofIL6 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=UofIL6' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 6, 2026, 22:19:49, in reply to "Stolen from the group chat. Remove an actor and all their movies from existence "

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Willis would be the least impactful for me

Posted by Sammich <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sammich' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 6, 2026, 21:35:14, in reply to "Stolen from the group chat. Remove an actor and all their movies from existence "

I'd miss 12 Monkeys, 5th Element, Lst Boy Scout, and probably another couple I'm not remembering, but still not as much as the others.

Although the more I think about it, the more it might ve Freeman.

I want to break it up
I want to smash it up
I want to #### it up
I want to watch it come down

I'm picking Freeman. Shawshank a big loss, but nothing else I care about too much.*

Posted by Orangeillini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Orangeillini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 6, 2026, 20:59:22, in reply to "Stolen from the group chat. Remove an actor and all their movies from existence "

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Not a Batman fan eh?*

Posted by PapaDels <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=PapaDels' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 6, 2026, 22:26:47, in reply to "I'm picking Freeman. Shawshank a big loss, but nothing else I care about too much.*"

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I have schweppervessence and wessonality.
Too sweet to be sour, too nice to be mean.

Jackson is the no brainer to keep. Absurd number of great movies.

Posted by Orangeillini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Orangeillini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 6, 2026, 21:08:10, in reply to "I'm picking Freeman. Shawshank a big loss, but nothing else I care about too much.*"

Coming To America
Goodfellas
Jurassic Park
Pulp Fiction
The Incredibles
Inglorious Basterds
Django Unchained
Kingsman: Secret Service
And a ton of Marvel movies

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Cage - I like Fast Times, Valley Girl, Raising Arizona, The Rock, Con Air, National Treasure*

Posted by Orangeillini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Orangeillini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 6, 2026, 21:03:46, in reply to "I'm picking Freeman. Shawshank a big loss, but nothing else I care about too much.*"

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Willis - can't lose Die Hard, Pulp Fiction, Sixth Sense so no on him.*

Posted by Orangeillini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Orangeillini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 6, 2026, 21:01:23, in reply to "I'm picking Freeman. Shawshank a big loss, but nothing else I care about too much.*"

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Erasing all traces of Mace Windu and Episodes I, II, and III might be worth the price*

Posted by memyselfandillini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=memyselfandillini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 6, 2026, 20:10:37, in reply to "Stolen from the group chat. Remove an actor and all their movies from existence "

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agreed*

Posted by memyselfandillini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=memyselfandillini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 6, 2026, 19:47:01, in reply to "Stolen from the group chat. Remove an actor and all their movies from existence "

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freeman

Posted by digs <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=digs' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 6, 2026, 11:12:31, in reply to "Stolen from the group chat. Remove an actor and all their movies from existence "

i know shawshank is in the goat conversation but other than that and seven....

im not living in a world without raising arizona

the sum of cages parts is much greater for me

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Driving Miss Daisy was pretty good.

Posted by complainant <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=complainant' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 6, 2026, 20:30:04, in reply to "freeman"

You know, Best Picture and whatnot.

H.I. McDonough*

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i know shawshank is in the goat conversation but other than that and seven....

im not living in a world without raising arizona

the sum of cages parts is much greater for me

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I'd hate to forget Kick Ass existed, but it's Cage. *

Posted by MojoJojo <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=MojoJojo' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 6, 2026, 10:58:40, in reply to "Stolen from the group chat. Remove an actor and all their movies from existence "

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I feel like it’s gotta be cage*

Posted by snipes824 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=snipes824' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 6, 2026, 10:54:33, in reply to "Stolen from the group chat. Remove an actor and all their movies from existence "

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GTFO...Die Hard and Pulp Fiction makes him a lock. Cage is the clear loser*

Posted by Desert <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Desert' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 6, 2026, 10:51:08, in reply to "Stolen from the group chat. Remove an actor and all their movies from existence "

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If we get rid of Willis does that mean we lose his Return of Bruno album as well?*

Posted by Tortillini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Tortillini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 6, 2026, 10:47:46, in reply to "Stolen from the group chat. Remove an actor and all their movies from existence "

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Hudson Hawk is a national treasure*

Posted by PapaDels <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=PapaDels' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 6, 2026, 22:28:46, in reply to "If we get rid of Willis does that mean we lose his Return of Bruno album as well?*"

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I have schweppervessence and wessonality.
Too sweet to be sour, too nice to be mean.

What about Moonlighting?*

Posted by Herman Blume <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Herman+Blume' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 6, 2026, 22:14:53, in reply to "If we get rid of Willis does that mean we lose his Return of Bruno album as well?*"

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How about Die Hard 3? Willis and Sam Jack. I'm keeping Sam but losing Willis,

Posted by Toonces <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Toonces' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 6, 2026, 11:03:31, in reply to "If we get rid of Willis does that mean we lose his Return of Bruno album as well?*"

I have to lose this great movie as well?

Probably Willis' best movie besides Pulp. What else does he have besides those two? Sixth Sense is a one-off and Unbreakable was just ok.

Cage has tons of fun, crazy roles but also stuff like Matchstick Men, Snake Eyes, Raising Arizona. Higher highs and more depth imo.

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I’m ugly.

No way. Bruce Willis the musician is preserved *

Posted by MC <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=MC' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 6, 2026, 10:53:27, in reply to "If we get rid of Willis does that mean we lose his Return of Bruno album as well?*"

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Hello, is this President Clinton? Good! I figured if anyone knew where to get some Tang, it'd be you.

and Friends.... if you like Friends.

Posted by VIV <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=VIV' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 6, 2026, 10:49:25, in reply to "If we get rid of Willis does that mean we lose his Return of Bruno album as well?*"

I could take it or leave it but some people are big fans.

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"the alchemy of the tartar sauce and cheese with the fish combined with the buttery steamed bun is so good." - Sounder re: a Filet O Fish

Meme said movies. So I think tv shows are safe *

Posted by MC <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=MC' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 6, 2026, 10:54:29, in reply to "and Friends.... if you like Friends. "

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I could take it or leave it but some people are big fans.

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Hello, is this President Clinton? Good! I figured if anyone knew where to get some Tang, it'd be you.

I didn't even consider that. Makes Cage the clear answer

Posted by IlliniSax05 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=IlliniSax05' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 6, 2026, 10:53:18, in reply to "and Friends.... if you like Friends. "

Why do you hate me, Sammich?

MAJOR UPDATE: "Maybe you're not such a bad egg, Lisle-y"
-Sammich, 1/15/2011

Probably Willis too, but hate to lose Pulp Fiction.*

Posted by Toonces <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Toonces' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 6, 2026, 10:43:47, in reply to "Stolen from the group chat. Remove an actor and all their movies from existence "

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I’m ugly.

I think we can all agree that Freeman and Jackson are not getting removed.

Posted by ibdoc <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ibdoc' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 6, 2026, 10:42:32, in reply to "Stolen from the group chat. Remove an actor and all their movies from existence "

Question becomes: Willis or Cage

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agreed*

Posted by VIV <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=VIV' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 6, 2026, 10:50:21, in reply to "I think we can all agree that Freeman and Jackson are not getting removed."

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Question becomes: Willis or Cage

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"the alchemy of the tartar sauce and cheese with the fish combined with the buttery steamed bun is so good." - Sounder re: a Filet O Fish

What happens to the crossover movies?*

Posted by CanHartlebHireSnider <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=CanHartlebHireSnider' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 6, 2026, 10:36:24, in reply to "Stolen from the group chat. Remove an actor and all their movies from existence "

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Uh… let’s just assume wiped out. *

Posted by MC <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=MC' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 6, 2026, 10:38:54, in reply to "What happens to the crossover movies?*"

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Hello, is this President Clinton? Good! I figured if anyone knew where to get some Tang, it'd be you.

Cage and it's not particularly close.

Posted by VIV <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=VIV' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 6, 2026, 10:31:30, in reply to "Stolen from the group chat. Remove an actor and all their movies from existence "

Con Air, The Rock, Face/Off, and the National Treasure movies are all dumb fun but replaceable. The best thing he did was the Spiderverse stuff.

But Pulp Fiction alone keeps Willis.

"the alchemy of the tartar sauce and cheese with the fish combined with the buttery steamed bun is so good." - Sounder re: a Filet O Fish

Yep*

Posted by Carl Spackler <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Carl+Spackler' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 6, 2026, 10:55:21, in reply to "Cage and it's not particularly close. "

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Con Air, The Rock, Face/Off, and the National Treasure movies are all dumb fun but replaceable. The best thing he did was the Spiderverse stuff.

But Pulp Fiction alone keeps Willis.

Correct. He's a terrible actor. Makes you wonder how he broke into show biz.

Posted by complainant <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=complainant' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 6, 2026, 10:52:11, in reply to "Cage and it's not particularly close. "

Oh, right.

Cage but then no Fast Times

Posted by timmer <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=timmer' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 6, 2026, 10:30:21, in reply to "Stolen from the group chat. Remove an actor and all their movies from existence "

Still, Cage.

I’d survive

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(for rent)

I'm 10 years too young for Fast Times *

Posted by VIV <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=VIV' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 6, 2026, 10:33:37, in reply to "Cage but then no Fast Times"

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Still, Cage.

I’d survive

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"the alchemy of the tartar sauce and cheese with the fish combined with the buttery steamed bun is so good." - Sounder re: a Filet O Fish

its not a good movie

Posted by digs <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=digs' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 6, 2026, 10:54:51, in reply to "I'm 10 years too young for Fast Times *"

Cates is ....

but otherwise its a sean penn sizzle reel and a couple judge moments

the majority of the film is gross stacy/rat/damone mush

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Still, Cage.

I’d survive

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and that's pretty much where I am with it, too.

Posted by VIV <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=VIV' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 6, 2026, 11:01:01, in reply to "its not a good movie"

i get that it's a cultural touchstone if you're GenX and you've also got catesboob, but i watched it the first time expecting something awesome and was just like, "ok..."
so i tried it again. "yeah, just ok"

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Cates is ....

but otherwise its a sean penn sizzle reel and a couple judge moments

the majority of the film is gross stacy/rat/damone mush

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Still, Cage.

I’d survive

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"the alchemy of the tartar sauce and cheese with the fish combined with the buttery steamed bun is so good." - Sounder re: a Filet O Fish

MOCK TRIAL WITH J REINHOLD!*

Posted by VIV <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=VIV' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 6, 2026, 10:56:05, in reply to "its not a good movie"

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Cates is ....

but otherwise its a sean penn sizzle reel and a couple judge moments

the majority of the film is gross stacy/rat/damone mush

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Still, Cage.

I’d survive

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"the alchemy of the tartar sauce and cheese with the fish combined with the buttery steamed bun is so good." - Sounder re: a Filet O Fish

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