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NBA. Bulls won again, these dudes cannot even tank right. Two wins this week. *

Posted by MC <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=MC' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 6, 2026, 12:51:13

BULLS

Hello, is this President Clinton? Good! I figured if anyone knew where to get some Tang, it'd be you.

Its almost as if other teams are trying to tank as well*

Posted by QcIlliniFan <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=QcIlliniFan' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 17, 2026, 1:47:38, in reply to "NBA. Bulls won again, these dudes cannot even tank right. Two wins this week. *"

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what an embarrassing franchise in every way*

Posted by OrangeSox <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=OrangeSox' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 16, 2026, 23:01:36, in reply to "NBA. Bulls won again, these dudes cannot even tank right. Two wins this week. *"

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Horribull.*

Posted by Toonces <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Toonces' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 16, 2026, 22:16:33, in reply to "NBA. Bulls won again, these dudes cannot even tank right. Two wins this week. *"

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I’m ugly.

Devastating win tonight. Hopes of finishing with the 7th or 8th worst record is fading

Posted by MC <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=MC' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 16, 2026, 21:52:56, in reply to "NBA. Bulls won again, these dudes cannot even tank right. Two wins this week. *"

At this point, the hope is probably for a rigged lottery draw.

Hello, is this President Clinton? Good! I figured if anyone knew where to get some Tang, it'd be you.

They were 0 for February so not sure that’s entirely accurate*

Posted by bjl63 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=bjl63' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 6, 2026, 14:15:20, in reply to "NBA. Bulls won again, these dudes cannot even tank right. Two wins this week. *"

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Won 2 out of 3 now. Maybe they're hoping the league will recognize their "ethical"

Posted by Warrin'_Illini $<iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Warrin\'_Illini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'>$ on March 6, 2026, 14:25:57, in reply to "They were 0 for February so not sure that’s entirely accurate*"

(re: incompetent) tank job and reward them.

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You cannot lose games in the NFL and still win.

Need more! They’re months behind *

Posted by MC <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=MC' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 6, 2026, 14:24:11, in reply to "They were 0 for February so not sure that’s entirely accurate*"

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Hello, is this President Clinton? Good! I figured if anyone knew where to get some Tang, it'd be you.

it's why I didn't understand bringing in a guy like Collin Sexton

Posted by OrangeSox <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=OrangeSox' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 6, 2026, 12:56:41, in reply to "NBA. Bulls won again, these dudes cannot even tank right. Two wins this week. *"

Tough minded, try hard veteran who can score. He's not a good tank asset. I never know what the Bulls are doing though, so I shouldn't really be surprised.

Part of the issue in the NBA is that you almost always have to match salaries.

Posted by OB25 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=OB25' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 6, 2026, 14:17:41, in reply to "it's why I didn't understand bringing in a guy like Collin Sexton "

So you can’t just trade a high priced player for draft picks, you have to take someone back that has a similar contract.

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Tough minded, try hard veteran who can score. He's not a good tank asset. I never know what the Bulls are doing though, so I shouldn't really be surprised.

When something is happening, young people like to say it’s “lit.”

I'm not sure if it's possible, but they should have waived him. He's not going to be

Posted by Warrin'_Illini $<iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Warrin\'_Illini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'>$ on March 6, 2026, 14:24:39, in reply to "Part of the issue in the NBA is that you almost always have to match salaries."

a part of the future but he's good enough to help win games this year.

Bulls should have just paid and kept Ayo. They're going to try to build around two guys who aren't good defensively and don't really have a position.

They're going to throw a max bag at Jalen Duren and cross their fingers in the lottery. This might be the low point post-Jordan (outside of the immediate aftermath).

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So you can’t just trade a high priced player for draft picks, you have to take someone back that has a similar contract.

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Tough minded, try hard veteran who can score. He's not a good tank asset. I never know what the Bulls are doing though, so I shouldn't really be surprised.

You cannot lose games in the NFL and still win.

A 500 trapped in lotto hell is not the low point. You must forget threatening for worst record ever*

Posted by Illini Guy <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Illini+Guy' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 17, 2026, 6:55:21, in reply to "I'm not sure if it's possible, but they should have waived him. He's not going to be"

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So you can’t just trade a high priced player for draft picks, you have to take someone back that has a similar contract.

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Tough minded, try hard veteran who can score. He's not a good tank asset. I never know what the Bulls are doing though, so I shouldn't really be surprised.

I can't compare the aftermath of the Jordan Bulls to today's situation.

Posted by Warrin'_Illini $<iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Warrin\'_Illini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'>$ on March 17, 2026, 8:29:34, in reply to "A 500 trapped in lotto hell is not the low point. You must forget threatening for worst record ever*"

At least they were bad enough to get players of consequence in the draft. I was all in on the Tyson Chandler/Eddy Curry baby Bulls, even if it didn't turn out as hoped.

There's nothing to be excited about now (unless they get increasingly lucky in the lottery).

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So you can’t just trade a high priced player for draft picks, you have to take someone back that has a similar contract.

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Tough minded, try hard veteran who can score. He's not a good tank asset. I never know what the Bulls are doing though, so I shouldn't really be surprised.

You cannot lose games in the NFL and still win.

Giddey and Buze seem like good pieces. Need way more obviously *

Posted by MC <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=MC' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 17, 2026, 14:15:07, in reply to "I can't compare the aftermath of the Jordan Bulls to today's situation."

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So you can’t just trade a high priced player for draft picks, you have to take someone back that has a similar contract.

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Tough minded, try hard veteran who can score. He's not a good tank asset. I never know what the Bulls are doing though, so I shouldn't really be surprised.

Hello, is this President Clinton? Good! I figured if anyone knew where to get some Tang, it'd be you.

Fair enough. “Through thick and thin” and “anything can change in a blink of an eye”…barf*

Posted by Illini Guy <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Illini+Guy' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 17, 2026, 14:09:22, in reply to "I can't compare the aftermath of the Jordan Bulls to today's situation."

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So you can’t just trade a high priced player for draft picks, you have to take someone back that has a similar contract.

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Tough minded, try hard veteran who can score. He's not a good tank asset. I never know what the Bulls are doing though, so I shouldn't really be surprised.

I'm so mad. They're so goddamn stupid.*

Posted by Warrin'_Illini $<iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Warrin\'_Illini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'>$ on March 6, 2026, 14:10:08, in reply to "it's why I didn't understand bringing in a guy like Collin Sexton "

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Tough minded, try hard veteran who can score. He's not a good tank asset. I never know what the Bulls are doing though, so I shouldn't really be surprised.

You cannot lose games in the NFL and still win.

agree, thought they would pass him on to someone else*

Posted by apusikam <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=apusikam' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 6, 2026, 13:53:54, in reply to "it's why I didn't understand bringing in a guy like Collin Sexton "

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Tough minded, try hard veteran who can score. He's not a good tank asset. I never know what the Bulls are doing though, so I shouldn't really be surprised.

Yeah that’s odd. At this point I would gladly take 4th and Caleb Wilson.

Posted by MC <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=MC' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 6, 2026, 13:01:42, in reply to "it's why I didn't understand bringing in a guy like Collin Sexton "

Feels like they’ll get 9th pick, and then be awful next year. And finally get a top 3 pick in the 2027 draft.

Fun times ahead.

Hello, is this President Clinton? Good! I figured if anyone knew where to get some Tang, it'd be you.

I'm on the Acuff train. Although AKME have been so bad they don't deserve it.*

Posted by Warrin'_Illini $<iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Warrin\'_Illini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'>$ on March 6, 2026, 14:11:26, in reply to "Yeah that’s odd. At this point I would gladly take 4th and Caleb Wilson. "

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Feels like they’ll get 9th pick, and then be awful next year. And finally get a top 3 pick in the 2027 draft.

Fun times ahead.

You cannot lose games in the NFL and still win.

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