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saw this a-hole when I was out to dinner earlier

Posted by biclops <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=biclops' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 14, 2026, 21:34:07

The way he was parked he was taking up four spots

straight to jail

I'm so ashamed of the lie I'm living
Right on the wrong side of it all

What's the point of lifting the truck if you're just gonna leave regular tires on it?

Posted by doubledown <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=doubledown' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 15, 2026, 22:33:23, in reply to "saw this a-hole when I was out to dinner earlier "

It's not like you've got more clearance now. You spent a bunch of money to have worse visibility and stability? Is it so people know you're into dudes?

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The way he was parked he was taking up four spots

straight to jail

See, this is why a keep a pad of paper and a pen in the car.

Posted by Stu <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Stu' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 15, 2026, 14:25:38, in reply to "saw this a-hole when I was out to dinner earlier "

He needs to be complimented on his parking skillz with a nice little note on the windshield

Chicken Little poster child

I used to have some of these in the glove box

Posted by jdl <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=jdl' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 15, 2026, 14:53:09, in reply to "See, this is why a keep a pad of paper and a pen in the car."

Probably required for dealing with Massholes*

Posted by ATL <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ATL' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 16, 2026, 5:30:59, in reply to "I used to have some of these in the glove box"

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“We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.

Don't you people have dogs?*

Posted by complainant <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=complainant' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 15, 2026, 15:04:45, in reply to "I used to have some of these in the glove box"

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That's very good*

Posted by Stu <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Stu' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 15, 2026, 15:00:57, in reply to "I used to have some of these in the glove box"

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Chicken Little poster child

Sharpie is better. Nice and bold text

Posted by timmer <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=timmer' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 15, 2026, 14:39:03, in reply to "See, this is why a keep a pad of paper and a pen in the car."

I presume there is Reddit page where people post run-ins with parking assholes and the notes they leave them

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He needs to be complimented on his parking skillz with a nice little note on the windshield

(for rent)

The more blacked out a car is, the more racist the person is*

Posted by timmer <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=timmer' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 15, 2026, 13:52:17, in reply to "saw this a-hole when I was out to dinner earlier "

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The way he was parked he was taking up four spots

straight to jail

(for rent)

Probably backed into the spot too*

Posted by NastyBoyd <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=NastyBoyd' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 15, 2026, 13:37:47, in reply to "saw this a-hole when I was out to dinner earlier "

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The way he was parked he was taking up four spots

straight to jail

why was I expecting something involving a cybertruck when I clicked on this post?*

Posted by ECEIllinois <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ECEIllinois' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 15, 2026, 13:31:18, in reply to "saw this a-hole when I was out to dinner earlier "

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The way he was parked he was taking up four spots

straight to jail

that's when i try to squeeze in the spot left on the driver's side if i'm in my old beat up truck*

Posted by lcubed <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=lcubed' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 15, 2026, 10:35:42, in reply to "saw this a-hole when I was out to dinner earlier "

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The way he was parked he was taking up four spots

straight to jail

Was probably bonbon. *

Posted by harb <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=harb' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 15, 2026, 9:53:23, in reply to "saw this a-hole when I was out to dinner earlier "

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The way he was parked he was taking up four spots

straight to jail

[Assassin] Harb is the epitome of a Goldfish Troll.
[Opey] Assholes gonna asshole
[tiki] #### all the way off with that, you bloodthirsty hilljack.

I do keep my truck immaculately clean

Posted by bbonb <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=bbonb' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 15, 2026, 23:13:26, in reply to "Was probably bonbon. *"

I can’t help myself

I have no problem with guys who park like that in the back 40 of a lot*

Posted by opossum jenkins <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=opossum+jenkins' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 15, 2026, 6:27:49, in reply to "saw this a-hole when I was out to dinner earlier "

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The way he was parked he was taking up four spots

straight to jail

Yeah—the vehicle makes me think he’s probably a choad, but if it’s an empty section, ok*

Posted by DT <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=DT' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 15, 2026, 7:29:39, in reply to "I have no problem with guys who park like that in the back 40 of a lot*"

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The way he was parked he was taking up four spots

straight to jail

It was not. Closest row to the restaurant entrance *

Posted by biclops <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=biclops' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 15, 2026, 8:00:26, in reply to "Yeah—the vehicle makes me think he’s probably a choad, but if it’s an empty section, ok*"

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The way he was parked he was taking up four spots

straight to jail

I'm so ashamed of the lie I'm living
Right on the wrong side of it all

2”

Posted by ATL <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ATL' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 15, 2026, 6:15:49, in reply to "saw this a-hole when I was out to dinner earlier "

max

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The way he was parked he was taking up four spots

straight to jail

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