Political Thread for the week of March 16
Posted by ATL
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Market futures just jumped, like really jumped
Posted by timmer
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Trump posted that productive talks are happening*
Posted by timmer
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I think there’s like a 75% chance he’s just making this up*
Posted by John Coctostan
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Performance art*
Posted by Stu
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Didn’t really think Israelis were as stupid as republicans but this is the crew that missed 10/7
Posted by ATL
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I thought this was all about neutralizing their nuclear threat (again)*
Posted by Stu
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The “we” is doing a lot of heavy lifting here, Lindsey.
Posted by OB25
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Sure, ~27000 casualties for an island off of Iran, sounds like a great idea*
Posted by gvibes
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More crazy ass ranting from Trump
Posted by Sounder Trump went on an unhinged rant against James Talarico this morning. Republicans are scared of losing Texas. While Trump is spending his Sunday morning being hateful towards James, James is spending his Sunday morning loving his neighbor and God at church pic.twitter.com/TY1VPVaoKR
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Homan says he’s sending ICE to airports. Send them to Kharg Island instead.*
Posted by ATL
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ooo
Posted by complainant
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What would that even accomplish? They’re not trained for ICE work, let alone TSA work*
Posted by shua
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This should further increase TSA morale. ICE agents being paid to do jobs they are incompetent at
Posted by Stu
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Special SFO use case. Our “TSA agents” are private contractors…
Posted by haighter
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It will serve their usual purpose
Posted by Sounder
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*chin scratchy emoji *
Posted by ATL
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LeoPointing.gif *
Posted by doubledown
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Now, why does that sound familiar to me...*
Posted by GrandmotherPearlsJam
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The ear looks perfect, doesn’t it?*
Posted by TarheelIllini
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Robert Mueller = Ed Martin*
Posted by Sounder
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Where’s Vance?*
Posted by KCWildcat
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Bragging about his domestic policy….
Posted by memyselfandillini
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Pres DJT gracious as always
Posted by UofIL6
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I won’t read what the orange turd says about him
Posted by TarheelIllini
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Hundreds of millions will dance in the streets when Trump kicks it. *
Posted by larue33
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world wide *
Posted by memyselfandillini
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World wide it might be more*
Posted by TarheelIllini
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Remember when every R lost their minds when anyone wasn’t properly devastated at Kirk?*
Posted by John Coctostan
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All Charlie did was have friendly arguments with college kids
Posted by Sammich
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Charlie Kirk died doing what he loved most
Posted by Sounder
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well, he was assassinated in the prime of his life?*
Posted by Ari Gold
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wtf does that have to do with cheering for death or not?*
Posted by John Coctostan
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Neither death should be celebrated. Trump is a fuck, just like people who celebrated Kirk*
Posted by PapaDels
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"Raped Over at Kohl's"
Posted by Sounder
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It's giving "find a man in the Alps"*
Posted by Sammich
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Why is this in the political thread?*
Posted by ATL
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Because hes making a political point about the dumbing down of our country?
Posted by ISeeDeadHawkeyes
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This*
Posted by Sounder
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I didn't really know where else to put it
Posted by Sounder
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the hall of cost*
Posted by torinese
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This is deranged
Posted by Sounder Trump threatens to deploy ICE agents to airports amid DHS shutdown standoff: pic.twitter.com/WAYDgBjvsF
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Another great ad for World Cup tourism revenue!*
Posted by OB25
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His blatant xenophobia is quite something else
Posted by Sounder
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Could we send ICE agents to Iran? They’ve been toughened by the inner cities. BOOTS ON THE GROUND*
Posted by shua
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Are TSA employees allowed to accept gift cards?*
Posted by bbonb
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Kashyap says Moscow is reading your Signal, Pete. Maybe writing it, too.
Posted by complainant The @FBI has identified cyber actors associated with Russian Intelligence Services targeting users of commercial messaging applications, including Signal.
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We’re now easing sanctions on Iranian oil. One of the main requests of Iran for years in negotiation
Posted by John Coctostan
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$115 to fill up today. But this is just temporary so it’s ok!!11!*
Posted by lcubed
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Small price to pay to avoid a nuclear Iran *
Posted by Sounder
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I can’t believe he just cruises down to Florida every Friday *
Posted by Sounder
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I wonder how much he charges us for every trip?*
Posted by shua
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I bet the room rate alone is $10,000,000 a night. *
Posted by doubledown
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You can’t? *
Posted by doubledown
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He treats the presidency like a tv show
Posted by TarheelIllini
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Why didn’t someone post about the F35 stealth fighter that got shot up by Iran?
Posted by Stu
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Trump: "Fake news. They couldn't even see it."*
Posted by SurfTheBoneyard “Surf is just a national treasure.” — Jackie
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Do we know the exact circumstance that caused the emergency landing?
Posted by CanHartlebHireSnider
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Iran will be a memory in a month. They're going to turn to Cuba.*
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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Getting shot up is better than getting shot down. Some people shoot up for fun.
Posted by complainant
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CBS is shutting down it's radio news division. Bari really is something else.
Posted by illini222
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was it making money? How many people here listened to it in the past year?
Posted by Potomac
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700 stations*
Posted by Sounder
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... subscribe to their service?
Posted by complainant
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ITS*
Posted by Poldark "Friday tailgates suck. People have jobs and school."
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"We don't use the strait"
Posted by ATL
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"the straight"
Posted by Sounder
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It's impressive to lie as much as he does. Like, I guess you just get used to understanding the
Posted by UofIL6
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I don’t think he understands it any deeper than as a thing he needs to distance himself from.
Posted by doubledown
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Trump is a wild man
Posted by CanHartlebHireSnider
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I mean, not bad.*
Posted by cpsteine
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There's probably someone else who loves lemon-lime gold gilded moldings as much as he does.
Posted by complainant
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I absolutely cannot want for all of that to get taken down
Posted by Sounder
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You misspelled ignorant *
Posted by TarheelIllini
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does he think we were allies with Japan prior to Pearl Harbor
Posted by Sammich
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he's still got the fastball about once a quarter*
Posted by John Coctostan
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Don’t mention the war.
Posted by SurfTheBoneyard “Surf is just a national treasure.” — Jackie
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Yeah Pete, what kind of sick country would invest in weapons instead of their people?
Posted by John Coctostan
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Trump totally didn't agree with Israel hitting the oil field, he wants everyone to know
Posted by gvibes
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I've never read one of Trump's long screeds and I think I'm better off for it.*
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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Trump hopes Towelie is ok*
Posted by Stu
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goin down to South Pars, gonna have myself a time*
Posted by Sammich
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Rick James would never grind his shoes on Eddie Murphy's couch.*
Posted by Chuck Woodaby
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That is a very weird statement
Posted by CanHartlebHireSnider
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Another Duggar arrested for molestation of a victim under the age of 12.
Posted by larue33
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Let's check the Pedo Scoreboard!
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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Joe Kent under FBI investigation for classified leaks
Posted by assassin
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What are the odds Tucker’s “CIA is spying on me” is that they confiscated Kent’s phone for leaking
Posted by CanHartlebHireSnider
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0%?
Posted by Chuck Woodaby
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I hope him and Tucker at least get to spend yard time together.
Posted by Chuck Woodaby
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you gotta be joekent*
Posted by Nobster
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Iran claims they've hit the Yanbu refinery on the Red Sea. Seems real bad if true*
Posted by ECEIllinois
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I trust them more than us. Which is kind of sad.*
Posted by Stu
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I'm old enough to remember when some political geniuses
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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it was a bad idea.*
Posted by Chuck Woodaby
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If only Raja had such poor consultants...
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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Remember when she ran that ad all over even after it tested so poorly?
Posted by Chuck Woodaby
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200 Billion more for the Iran War baby LETS GOOOOOOO
Posted by assassin
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We were told it wasn’t a war*
Posted by shua
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Welcome to the Department of (Not)War, shua *
Posted by memyselfandillini
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We can't possibly afford Medicare for All though!
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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gaddamnit Tiki are we gonna have to take something else away from you?
Posted by memyselfandillini
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Inefficiency. Americans know how to kill schoolgirls for less than $10/head.
Posted by complainant
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Un. De. Feat. Ed.
Posted by Chuck Woodaby
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We love war spending don’t we folks. We love it. *
Posted by assassin
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Boots on the ground baby let’s goooo
Posted by assassin
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Seems strategically and politically extremely dumb*
Posted by John Coctostan
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well...what other campaign promises is trump going to 180 on? porn has to be banned
Posted by Nobster
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also, now i'm imagining mike johnson shirtless and my son is probably getting an alert on his app.*
Posted by Nobster
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Markwayne claims to have been involved in a double secret classified mission in 2015/16 that
Posted by ATL
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I think he’s mistaking watching a Tom Cruise movie for his life…
Posted by SurfTheBoneyard “Surf is just a national treasure.” — Jackie
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Republicans have never had a good sense of time - they all think Biden was President in 2020*
Posted by ATL
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I'm starting to think he's not very smart*
Posted by Sounder
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Iran sending ballistic missiles at Riyadh. probably bad*
Posted by John Coctostan
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Since there's no link, I opted to search Twitter for "Riyadh."
Posted by complainant
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It truly is X the Everything App*
Posted by ECEIllinois
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Here's hoping that cancels Wrestlemania next year in Saudi*
Posted by DanSaint
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"I wish there were fewer major sporting events in the Middle East" *monkey's paw curls**
Posted by ECEIllinois
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you're always focused on the big issues*
Posted by VIV
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did i say it was a big issue? *
Posted by DanSaint
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i mean, we're discussing the spooling up of a potentially catastrophic war
Posted by VIV
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Qatar too and hit a LNG site
Posted by CanHartlebHireSnider The idea of hardening the gulf with Israeli-US action publicly as opposed to behind closed doors seems closer to being every day.
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seems like this is pretty bad?*
Posted by ECEIllinois
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Reading up more, seems really really bad. Like years long disruption to LNG bad*
Posted by John Coctostan
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I'm no expert, but it still seems crazy to me how relatively little oil and gas prices have gone up
Posted by John Coctostan
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I put some fun money on some oil ETFs. Good so far.*
Posted by Carl Spackler
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I think the markets are doing a circular argument where they don’t expect this to go on much longer
Posted by meanjeans
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I agree, we're lingering in TACO territory
Posted by Sounder
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an export ban on domestic oil doesn't seem too farfetched these days
Posted by ECEIllinois
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That seems like the sort of thing that Trump wanted all along*
Posted by Sounder
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What do you consider a little vs a lot? Going up $1 in a month seems like a lot
Posted by MC
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Give it time, I think there's still a lag in supply chain
Posted by Sounder
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a widening conflict in a powder keg of a region full of long-held sectarian disputes
Posted by VIV
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Epic Fury = Epstein Files*
Posted by Sounder
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2026 is really starting to feel a like like 2020
Posted by Sounder
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I long for the day that he gets a grabber on camera
Posted by TarheelIllini
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I really hope it happens on camera
Posted by Sounder
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Really, really cool*
Posted by Stu
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I understand the take in that article. but think it's very very short sighted on Iran's
Posted by John Coctostan
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My comment wasn't really whether the take is accurate
Posted by CanHartlebHireSnider
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Yeah, it seems like you could have written the same article at the end of the 12 day war.
Posted by gvibes
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as long as they have working drones, they can terrorize the strait of hormuz*
Posted by VIV
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oh, that thing is still going on? I thought Trump got bored of that one, too*
Posted by shua
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and Lindsey Graham smiles*
Posted by VIV
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God Bless Afroman
Posted by ATL
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Video
Posted by TarheelIllini
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If he loses it will be a travesty. *
Posted by doubledown
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NYT has an article with claims that Cesar Chavez was a child molestor
Posted by CanHartlebHireSnider
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two wrongs don’t make it right*
Posted by memyselfandillini
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Rand Paul brings receipts
Posted by Sounder watch Markwayne Mullin's facial expression as Rand Paul confronts him for "never having the courage to look me in the eye and tell me that the assault was justified. Today you'll have your chance. Tell it to my face." pic.twitter.com/Yg6sPg6yh6
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This is as performative as it gets.
Posted by Sammich
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Unfortunately we don't get to find out because of Fetterman. Sad.*
Posted by Chuck Woodaby
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I'm starting to think that guy might have something wrong with his brain*
Posted by Sounder
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the worm has turned. and migrated
Posted by memyselfandillini
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There is no way he survives a primary*
Posted by Sounder
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I agree, but the fact that Mullin won't (or can't) just apologize
Posted by Sounder
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6th Circuit fines two attorneys a truckload of cash for using AI.
Posted by complainant
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That seems like some pretty bad lawyering. *
Posted by doubledown
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Fooling around in the courtroom, bad language, smoking grass...*
Posted by Sammich
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Bad lawyering and I can't deny; Bad lawyering 'til the day I die, oh*
Posted by ATL
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Unsurprisingly, one of the sanctioned attorneys is a "legal expert" for Fox News
Posted by ATL
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He should let ChatGPT take a crack at spicing up that bio. *
Posted by doubledown
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IL Primary...
Posted by SurfTheBoneyard “Surf is just a national treasure.” — Jackie
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The hot and crazy influencer chick lost?*
Posted by Sounder
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Kind of wild that it was as close as it was IMO*
Posted by gvibes
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if Fine doesn’t run Biss wins like 90% of her votes
Posted by CanHartlebHireSnider
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Happy Strattonmentum kept propelling. Wish I could have voted for Kat in 09.
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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did you wish you could shag her too?*
Posted by Poldark "Friday tailgates suck. People have jobs and school."
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It is kind of her funny how her entire base of support was men 18-45
Posted by CanHartlebHireSnider
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is it too late for her to move to another district to run this year?
Posted by Poldark "Friday tailgates suck. People have jobs and school."
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I really wish Bean would have lost*
Posted by JacobRDaugherty
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Why?*
Posted by JeffFrank
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Why would I want the candidate bought and paid for by AI, Crypto and AIPAC to lose?
Posted by JacobRDaugherty
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tough for a progressive muslim in that district*
Posted by torinese
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AP calls IL 9 for Biss*
Posted by CanHartlebHireSnider
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Shocked by the Kaegi result and the margin of victory for Prewinckle.*
Posted by gullit
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Not shocked at the former considering his opponent's name and party endorsement.*
Posted by SurfTheBoneyard “Surf is just a national treasure.” — Jackie
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Haynes was endorsed by the Democratic party?*
Posted by gullit
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Kaegi pissed off much of the machine with his independence. So they got Hynes to run against him*
Posted by CanHartlebHireSnider
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Great so let's bring back the old corrupt Berrios disciple back.*
Posted by gullit
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Stratton will very likely win. Still up 5 with 63% in.
Posted by SurfTheBoneyard “Surf is just a national treasure.” — Jackie
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Do we like Stratton? I literally only saw ads for Raja*
Posted by gvibes
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i don't like raja, that's for sure*
Posted by torinese
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in STL i only saw ads for Stratton. this thread is the first time i'm hearing of Raja*
Posted by VIV
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I'm not sure she's as progressive as some Dems would like
Posted by Taz Being an Illini fan is a goddamn curse.*
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She’s JB’s vessel. Maybe slightly more prog but nothing that would go against JB*
Posted by CanHartlebHireSnider
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I personally like Raja better but she'll be fine.
Posted by SurfTheBoneyard “Surf is just a national treasure.” — Jackie
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A progressive takeover of the Democratic Party is the only way the GOP can survive Trump.
Posted by complainant
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I think the primary message for Dems should be Fuck the Billionaires.
Posted by larue33
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But what if billionaire JB mounts a serious campaign?*
Posted by Potomac
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He should stick to the message. *
Posted by larue33
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a federal wealth tax is likely unconstitutional - agree?*
Posted by Potomac
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Probably is. *
Posted by larue33
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I’m shocked there are still centrist democrats*
Posted by HeatMizer
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What are the top issues for a Centrist Dem nowadays *
Posted by MC
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Well, the GOP obviously doesn't want us anymore. Socialist Workers or Green seems like a better fit
Posted by complainant
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And Trump is REALLY gonna hate her*
Posted by Herman Blume
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I do hate she has ties to some of the ICE facility builders*
Posted by DanSaint
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Didn't they say that about Raja too? Campaigns just throw everything out there to stick.*
Posted by gullit
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To be fair I only saw Raja ads. *
Posted by DanSaint
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Didn’t realize our very long term state rep in Macomb might get primaried by some nutcase….
Posted by LeatherneckIllini
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Why does the name Brad Beekman sound familiar?
Posted by Jersey
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Not that race. Norrine was great when I came to Rich when she was his chief of staff…
Posted by LeatherneckIllini
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Good news though Joe Moon won sheriff*
Posted by LeatherneckIllini
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Why are you saying he is a nutcase?*
Posted by Chuck Woodaby
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Watching the. Facebook fights gave me some insight into the local politics…
Posted by LeatherneckIllini
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Judges will also accept: he got drunked up, beat up his old lady and got arrested.
Posted by Chuck Woodaby
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Well..... And he won. I just want normies. It's literally my only ask of any party at this point*
Posted by LeatherneckIllini
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Goober wins.
Posted by SurfTheBoneyard And their winning rookie Senate candidate is 76. “Surf is just a national treasure.” — Jackie
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What’s the score in IL-09?*
Posted by Toonces
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Biss by about 5 points and 5K votes. 72% counted.*
Posted by SurfTheBoneyard “Surf is just a national treasure.” — Jackie
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NYT has 82% in and Biss up 4.4
Posted by CanHartlebHireSnider
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Fuck you, John Roberts
Posted by larue33
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typical Republican. Fine with other people getting fucked over, but once its directed at them
Posted by IlliniRunner
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Roberts never read the seminal Supreme Court decision Leopards v Your Face
Posted by ATL
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He will be remembered as one of the main villains of this stage of American history
Posted by DT
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Zombie Mitch is #1*
Posted by TarheelIllini
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Correct. Between the Obama shenanigans and reversal on Jan 6, he’s the worst.*
Posted by ATL
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I genuinely hope he has the most painful death
Posted by Sounder
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Did they keep those two towheaded kids?
Posted by complainant
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part of the trade in for Thomas’ RV*
Posted by memyselfandillini
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No matter how annoyed I get at my homeland, at least they dragged Laura Loomer
Posted by ATL
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Matt Van Swol*
Posted by Sammich
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I saw that, quite funny….why was she there?
Posted by TarheelIllini
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The President cares. Just ask the former Director of National Counterterrorism Center*
Posted by Chuck Woodaby
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Hassett: Consumers are the last of our concerns right now
Posted by UofIL6
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What a dumb mother fucker*
Posted by Sounder
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His mother wants none of that, I assure you. *
Posted by memyselfandillini
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we should do another Amazon blackout day
Posted by Sammich
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It's amazing how they're so comfortable saying these things.
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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Director of National Counterterrorism Center quits over the war…
Posted by LeatherneckIllini
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new job for Rubio*
Posted by memyselfandillini
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Trump hardly new him and "always thought he was weak on security"
Posted by Chuck Woodaby
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Joe Kent is a nazi that lost two house elections in deep red part of Washington to a dem
Posted by CanHartlebHireSnider
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Surprising. I'm sure Tulsi will be right behind him.*
Posted by Chuck Woodaby
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Tulsi would like you to know whatever Trump says goes
Posted by assassin
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In honor of the 40th anniversay of Back to School
Posted by Chuck Woodaby
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Kent is a fucking Nazi, I think the Israel part of that statement is the reason he's quitting. *
Posted by larue33
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After the working class granting billionaires virtually unlimited economic/political power, the
Posted by ATL
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we've still got Tulsi and that 12-year-old with a terminal case of Dreamworks Face
Posted by Sammich
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Who could have known that SBF had the ultimate helicopter parents?
Posted by ATL
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A law professor who doesn't actually know how to be a real attorney? Sounds about right*
Posted by LeatherneckIllini
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I'm sympathetic to this view, but I also think dementia is likely involved. She's 74.
Posted by complainant
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Iran just isn't playing fair.
Posted by larue33
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Give him a break. He’s not familiar with asymmetric warfare. Having missed Vietnam and everything. *
Posted by doubledown
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Boots on an island isn't boots on the ground, you know!
Posted by ATL
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Boots On the Island is the next Kenny Chesney song*
Posted by KCWildcat
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Some people say that there’s a mullah to blame…*
Posted by DT
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ah yes, holding HIV aid hostage over mineral rights. fun. good.
Posted by assassin
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next they’ll be curlttingnoff the Ivermectin*
Posted by memyselfandillini
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ooo
Posted by ATL
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I can't believe all our closest allies don't want to pitch in. Traders!*
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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I can't believe this is not butter. Safeway!*
Posted by timmer
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Susie Wiles absolutely despises Trump*
Posted by Sounder
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Based on what?*
Posted by gullit
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Him publicly announcing that she has breast cancer, causing everyone to look at her breasts*
Posted by Stu
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Her face*
Posted by Sounder
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"he would be dead by June"
Posted by Sounder
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JFC, what an asshole*
Posted by UofIL6
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Trump is doing a press conference on the Kennedy Center
Posted by Sounder
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The odor has to be unfathomable. *
Posted by doubledown
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Plus, she has breast cancer. And he's probably wearing his butt plug.
Posted by complainant
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They’re shutting down DC federal offices due to possible severe storms later
Posted by timmer
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If they had stuck around the office til normal time, super easy commute*
Posted by Potomac
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NC schools from Raleigh to the coast closed for it
Posted by TarheelIllini
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APS was closed and it was a bit breezy but other than that, all we got was heavy rain
Posted by ATL
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I have a conspiracy theory about wake county schools
Posted by TarheelIllini
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I love the conspiracy theories that Netanyahu is dead*
Posted by KCWildcat
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Definitive proof
Posted by larue33
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I'd love if it wasn't a theory. *
Posted by doubledown
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