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Chuck Norris died *

Posted by MC <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=MC' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 20, 2026, 9:02:23

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Hello, is this President Clinton? Good! I figured if anyone knew where to get some Tang, it'd be you.

Dude apparently hated Seagal lol. RIP Mr. Norris…

Posted by LeatherneckIllini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=LeatherneckIllini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 21, 2026, 15:15:32, in reply to "Chuck Norris died *"

https://www.facebook.com/movieloversconnect/videos/chuck-norris-talking-smack-about-steven-seagal/1872007576951625/

Also saw some of his actual fights. He was the real deal. A modern fight with him and Lee would set an all time record.

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Bruce Lee kicked his ass*

Posted by jfinsocal <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=jfinsocal' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 21, 2026, 12:18:01, in reply to "Chuck Norris died *"

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Everybody was Kung Fu Fightin'

Posted by Sounder <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sounder' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 21, 2026, 12:23:15, in reply to "Bruce Lee kicked his ass*"

Hoo-ah.

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Carl Douglas’s….i have the 45*

Posted by TarheelIllini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=TarheelIllini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 21, 2026, 14:33:43, in reply to "Everybody was Kung Fu Fightin'"

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Hoo-ah.

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Recrudescence

RIP Roger Powell Sr *

Posted by jdl <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=jdl' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 21, 2026, 12:12:03, in reply to "Chuck Norris died *"

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Buried in a pair of Action Jeans?

Posted by KingTalkyTiki <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=KingTalkyTiki' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 20, 2026, 10:58:39, in reply to "Chuck Norris died *"

"You must own the honor of being the whitest, military vet, fat, multiple state property owner but most of all the one who hates their own country the most in our country."

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Posted by Tortillini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Tortillini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 20, 2026, 10:41:51, in reply to "Chuck Norris died *"

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That pretty much solidifies it that 2026 will be the worst year ever*

Posted by timmer <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=timmer' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 20, 2026, 9:48:06, in reply to "Chuck Norris died *"

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(for rent)

Because a terrible human died?*

Posted by JacobRDaugherty <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=JacobRDaugherty' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 20, 2026, 10:07:06, in reply to "That pretty much solidifies it that 2026 will be the worst year ever*"

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Now using that great Total Gym machine in the sky*

Posted by WhitmansFolly <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=WhitmansFolly' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 20, 2026, 9:13:09, in reply to "Chuck Norris died *"

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Is he gonna be OK? *

Posted by doubledown <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=doubledown' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 20, 2026, 9:11:12, in reply to "Chuck Norris died *"

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someone needs to check in on the Grim Reaper*

Posted by bbonb <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=bbonb' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 20, 2026, 9:09:47, in reply to "Chuck Norris died *"

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Just took a roundhouse kick to the face and Chuck split.*

Posted by SurfTheBoneyard <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=SurfTheBoneyard' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 20, 2026, 9:20:16, in reply to "someone needs to check in on the Grim Reaper*"

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Sky Marshal of the Luftwaffle

“Surf is just a national treasure.” — Jackie

Fuck that guy*

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^^Yeah, look at the brave guy once he knows Chuck is gone. ^^

Posted by osklister <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=osklister' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 20, 2026, 11:29:46, in reply to "Fuck that guy*"

-When the boogeyman goes to bed, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.
-There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard, only another fist.
-Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
-Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

(Totally ripped off from Google AI.)

^necromania fetish duly noted^^^*

Posted by Illiniphil <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Illiniphil' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 20, 2026, 9:17:38, in reply to "Fuck that guy*"

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Ha*

Posted by JacobRDaugherty <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=JacobRDaugherty' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 20, 2026, 10:06:41, in reply to "^necromania fetish duly noted^^^*"

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Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience*

Posted by ibdoc <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ibdoc' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 20, 2026, 9:03:38, in reply to "Chuck Norris died *"

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