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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs that plays professional Cornhole?

Posted by assassin <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=assassin' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 23, 2026, 14:49:19

A MURDERER?

Hi, I'm Stone Phillips, and this is Dateline...

https://www.fox5dc.com/news/dayton-webber-amputee-cornhole-player-accused-murder?taid=69c158d10383250001a21807&utm_campaign=trueanthem&utm_medium=trueanthem&utm_source=twitter

Brandon Schrock of Laredo, Texas, told the federal government that his employer was “poop,” and his occupation was “pooper.”

Apparently arrested here in Charlottesville*

Posted by LeatherneckIllini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=LeatherneckIllini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 24, 2026, 10:04:55, in reply to "What do you call a man with no arms and no legs that plays professional Cornhole?"

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The defense doesn't have a leg to stand on*

Posted by Sounder <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sounder' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 25, 2026, 15:02:53, in reply to "Apparently arrested here in Charlottesville*"

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Should be looking for a woman named Eileen.

Posted by osklister <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=osklister' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 25, 2026, 16:26:04, in reply to "The defense doesn't have a leg to stand on*"

Wonder if he went down US 301, past Ft AP Hill, through Richmond, on I64 over to C'ville.*

Posted by ATL <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ATL' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 24, 2026, 15:38:28, in reply to "Apparently arrested here in Charlottesville*"

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“We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.

Devin?? Wwwwhat're you doing here?!*

Posted by Sammich <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sammich' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 24, 2026, 17:23:44, in reply to "Wonder if he went down US 301, past Ft AP Hill, through Richmond, on I64 over to C'ville.*"

I want to break it up
I want to smash it up
I want to #### it up
I want to watch it come down

iunderstoodthatreference.gif*

Posted by VIV <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=VIV' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 25, 2026, 15:11:21, in reply to "Devin?? Wwwwhat're you doing here?!*"

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"the alchemy of the tartar sauce and cheese with the fish combined with the buttery steamed bun is so good." - Sounder re: a Filet O Fish

He took it personally.

Posted by uofi1998 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=uofi1998' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 24, 2026, 8:29:10, in reply to "What do you call a man with no arms and no legs that plays professional Cornhole?"