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2026 Opening Day predictions

Posted by DanSaint <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=DanSaint' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 26, 2026, 10:00:01

ALE: Yanks
ALC: Royals
ALW: Mariners
ALWC: Red Sox, Tigers, Blue Jays

NLE: Braves
NLC: Cubs
NLW: Dodgers
NLWC: Padres, Phillies, Mets

ALCS: Mariners beat Red Sox in 6

NLCS: Braves beat Dodgers in 7

World Series: Mariners in 6

NL MVP: Ohtani
NL CY: Yamamoto
NL ROY: Wetherholt

AL MVP: Witt
AL Cy Young: Gilbert
AL ROY: Schlitter

3 games, 3 Mune shots!*

Posted by UofIL6 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=UofIL6' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 29, 2026, 14:08:22, in reply to "2026 Opening Day predictions "

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So the White Sox forgot that baseball is a 9-inning game

Posted by timmer <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=timmer' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 26, 2026, 16:16:57, in reply to "2026 Opening Day predictions "

Instead of just the 1st inning.

Gonna be a looooong season

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(for rent)

Mune shot!*

Posted by UofIL6 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=UofIL6' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 26, 2026, 16:16:47, in reply to "2026 Opening Day predictions "

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JJ gonna hit a dinger. *

Posted by illini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=illini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 26, 2026, 16:15:47, in reply to "2026 Opening Day predictions "

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Chase Meidroth on pace for like 500 dingers*

Posted by UofIL6 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=UofIL6' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 26, 2026, 13:14:39, in reply to "2026 Opening Day predictions "

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They’ll need ‘em all since they’re on pace to give up 2,200 runs.*

Posted by AintHatin <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=AintHatin' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 26, 2026, 16:13:30, in reply to "Chase Meidroth on pace for like 500 dingers*"

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a 3/9 K/BB ratio isn't good?*

Posted by UofIL6 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=UofIL6' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 26, 2026, 16:15:18, in reply to "They’ll need ‘em all since they’re on pace to give up 2,200 runs.*"

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Skenes getting pumped in the first *

Posted by MC <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=MC' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 26, 2026, 12:46:46, in reply to "2026 Opening Day predictions "

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Hello, is this President Clinton? Good! I figured if anyone knew where to get some Tang, it'd be you.

Oneil Cruz misplayed two balls leading to 4 runs*

Posted by tuffy7 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=tuffy7' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 26, 2026, 13:33:16, in reply to "Skenes getting pumped in the first *"

Wow doesn’t even get out of the first. *

Posted by MC <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=MC' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 26, 2026, 12:51:09, in reply to "Skenes getting pumped in the first *"

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Hello, is this President Clinton? Good! I figured if anyone knew where to get some Tang, it'd be you.

You have to respect his decision to almost pitch well.*

Posted by Warrin'_Illini $<iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Warrin\'_Illini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'>$ on March 26, 2026, 12:52:14, in reply to "Wow doesn’t even get out of the first. *"

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You cannot lose games in the NFL and still win.

162 of these things, huh?

Posted by bbonb <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=bbonb' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 26, 2026, 12:27:23, in reply to "2026 Opening Day predictions "

That’s a lot of f*cking baseball

Dear MLB, cut the season down to 120, increase ticket prices to compensate for the “lost” games, and have the WS in September (you know, before you have to compete with the meat of football season).

You are welcome to

Yeah but you gotta have comparable stats to Peg Leg McGraw from 1921*

Posted by CWR10 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=CWR10' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 26, 2026, 13:21:52, in reply to "162 of these things, huh?"

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ooo

Posted by assassin <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=assassin' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 26, 2026, 13:19:24, in reply to "162 of these things, huh?"

https://www.instagram.com/p/DWW2CxeiQGo/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==

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Brandon Schrock of Laredo, Texas, told the federal government that his employer was “poop,” and his occupation was “pooper.”

Agreed. Too long. Disagree w/increase salaries. F*ckers are already overpaid*

Posted by OWWDig <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=OWWDig' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 26, 2026, 12:34:34, in reply to "162 of these things, huh?"

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My prediction is that it will be a prime beer drinking environment at Busch Stadium today

Posted by CWR10 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=CWR10' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 26, 2026, 12:21:11, in reply to "2026 Opening Day predictions "

And who am I to pass that up?

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ooo

Posted by bjl63 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=bjl63' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 26, 2026, 12:18:49, in reply to "2026 Opening Day predictions "

ALE: BOS
ALC: DET
ALW: SEA
ALWC: NYY, TOR, KC

NLE: NYM
NLC: CHI (Boo!)
NLW: LAD
NLWC: CIN, ATL, PHI

ALCS: BOS over DET in 6

NLCS: NYM over LAD in 7

World Series: Sawx in 7

NL MVP: Ohtani
NL CY: Skenes
NL ROY: Wetherholt

AL MVP: Witt
AL Cy Young: Crochet
AL ROY: Mune!

All that matters is Tyler O’Neil increasing his opening day HR streak to 7.*

Posted by OB25 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=OB25' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 26, 2026, 12:11:09, in reply to "2026 Opening Day predictions "

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When something is happening, young people like to say it’s “lit.”

White Sox: 162-0 before sweepin' da post-season, my frent.

Posted by osklister <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=osklister' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 26, 2026, 11:29:43, in reply to "2026 Opening Day predictions "

Sox: plus or minus 95 wins. What are you takin?*

Posted by OWWDig <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=OWWDig' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 26, 2026, 12:35:30, in reply to "White Sox: 162-0 before sweepin' da post-season, my frent. "

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Because of dat dere Brewehsah team cheatin'.... 161-1.

Posted by osklister <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=osklister' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 26, 2026, 16:55:49, in reply to "Sox: plus or minus 95 wins. What are you takin?*"

2027 Opening Day predictions

Posted by IlliniOllie <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=IlliniOllie' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 26, 2026, 11:27:01, in reply to "2026 Opening Day predictions "

Is it before or after June 1, 2027?

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Dodgers over Yankees. No one likes this *

Posted by MC <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=MC' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 26, 2026, 11:19:27, in reply to "2026 Opening Day predictions "

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Hello, is this President Clinton? Good! I figured if anyone knew where to get some Tang, it'd be you.

Damn Yankees!

Posted by KingTalkyTiki <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=KingTalkyTiki' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 26, 2026, 11:31:41, in reply to "Dodgers over Yankees. No one likes this *"

Which was also a musical I watched for the first time last night to celebrate opening day.

"You must own the honor of being the whitest, military vet, fat, multiple state property owner but most of all the one who hates their own country the most in our country."

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