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Illini Final Four Content Thread

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Brandon Schrock of Laredo, Texas, told the federal government that his employer was “poop,” and his occupation was “pooper.”

Who is this kid? Let's get him some Illini gear and make him a legend.

Posted by gullit <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=gullit' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 4, 2026, 10:23:05, in reply to "Illini Final Four Content Thread "

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Lol, I think he's got some already*

Posted by illini222 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=illini222' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 4, 2026, 12:00:05, in reply to "Who is this kid? Let's get him some Illini gear and make him a legend."

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Drink Everytime Brad Underwood says "Elite" in a press conference.

Isn't that cowboy Tommy?*

Posted by Phytynlini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Phytynlini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 5, 2026, 12:14:30, in reply to "Lol, I think he's got some already*"

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Yes. *

Posted by harb <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=harb' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 5, 2026, 14:10:07, in reply to "Isn't that cowboy Tommy?*"

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[Assassin] Harb is the epitome of a Goldfish Troll.
[Opey] Assholes gonna asshole
[tiki] #### all the way off with that, you bloodthirsty hilljack.

MOAR Mirk

Posted by jdl <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=jdl' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 4, 2026, 8:09:08, in reply to "Illini Final Four Content Thread "

"Mirkovic: DJ Smirk is my DJ name."

David Mirkovic is the funniest player in college basketball. We asked Illini players and coaches for their best Mirkovic stories. They delivered. Free link: https://t.co/b4D3hUSl3M
— CJ Moore (@CJMooreHoops) April 4, 2026

I just realized that Toni Bilic is on this team and is a south regional champion!*

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"Mirkovic: DJ Smirk is my DJ name." David Mirkovic is the funniest player in college basketball. We asked Illini players and coaches for their best Mirkovic stories. They delivered. Free link: https://t.co/b4D3hUSl3M — CJ Moore (@CJMooreHoops) April 4, 2026 .

“We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.

ooo

Posted by biclops <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=biclops' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 4, 2026, 9:03:36, in reply to "MOAR Mirk"

“Last night, you were drinking beers. I was in my room doing mental preparements with Chinese and Mongolian monks”

Don't take offense, better make amends
Rip it all to shreds and let it go

Is this the most likable Illini team ever?*

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05 was pretty likeable*

Posted by JacobRDaugherty <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=JacobRDaugherty' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 4, 2026, 12:06:43, in reply to "Is this the most likable Illini team ever?*"

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Dear God Jeff Goodman is such a fucking cringe fest

Posted by biclops <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=biclops' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 4, 2026, 0:26:03, in reply to "Illini Final Four Content Thread "

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Coleman handled it really well. Love that dude.*

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“We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.

License plate I saw today in Cape…..”MRKOVC 2”….Illinois plate. A sign?

Posted by harb <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=harb' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 3, 2026, 22:17:28, in reply to "Illini Final Four Content Thread "

Go Illini!!!

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[Assassin] Harb is the epitome of a Goldfish Troll.
[Opey] Assholes gonna asshole
[tiki] #### all the way off with that, you bloodthirsty hilljack.

Just catching up on the Quentin Coleman news. Holy smokes this is awesome.

Posted by Toonces <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Toonces' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 3, 2026, 21:43:14, in reply to "Illini Final Four Content Thread "

Golden days. This is when Illinois gets solidified as a power. Like Michigan State or Florida.

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I’m ugly.

Just content machines

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https://x.com/courtneylaynebr/status/2040117496917680264?s=46&t=Z2WDeGTY1oiKv3V21L4QWw

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Is it just me, or does Mirk look like Balkan American-Pie era Chris Klein?

Posted by Blazer <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Blazer' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 4, 2026, 1:05:50, in reply to "Just content machines "

Take this nonsense somewhere else.

Posted by Chuck Woodaby <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Chuck+Woodaby' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 4, 2026, 1:28:34, in reply to "Is it just me, or does Mirk look like Balkan American-Pie era Chris Klein?"

Just kidding, he's a total Nova. This made me laugh earlier:

i didn't see it at the beginning of the season, but mirk has definitely entered the cutie patootie conversation pic.twitter.com/CB9W6RDj11
— ash™ (@bullsbenchmobs) April 3, 2026

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Does Tiger Beat have NIL money?

lol*

Posted by Blazer <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Blazer' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 4, 2026, 1:54:45, in reply to "Take this nonsense somewhere else."

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Just kidding, he's a total Nova. This made me laugh earlier:

i didn't see it at the beginning of the season, but mirk has definitely entered the cutie patootie conversation pic.twitter.com/CB9W6RDj11 — ash™ (@bullsbenchmobs) April 3, 2026 .

Does Tiger Beat have NIL money?

And as long as I can’t sleep and am making weird comps

Posted by Blazer <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Blazer' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 4, 2026, 1:59:23, in reply to "lol*"

This occurred to me rewatching the Iowa game tonight.

Ben McGollum:

ooo

Posted by jdl <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=jdl' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 4, 2026, 8:01:10, in reply to "And as long as I can’t sleep and am making weird comps "

Could be related

a little harsh. This is more fair:

Posted by Chuck Woodaby <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Chuck+Woodaby' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 4, 2026, 2:14:51, in reply to "And as long as I can’t sleep and am making weird comps "

A year at Ioway will do that to ya.

Posted by osklister <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=osklister' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 4, 2026, 10:04:58, in reply to "a little harsh. This is more fair:"

Poor Jake. He just needed a few weeks with Fletch.

Posted by Chuck Woodaby <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Chuck+Woodaby' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 3, 2026, 23:26:25, in reply to "Just content machines "

"More fat". So rude.

Do we know if 34 has any eligibility left?*

Posted by Herman Blume <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Herman+Blume' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 3, 2026, 23:31:38, in reply to "Poor Jake. He just needed a few weeks with Fletch."

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"More fat". So rude.

""Mirk is 19," assistant coach Orlando Antigua said, "but he's really 8."

Posted by assassin <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=assassin' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 3, 2026, 20:29:49, in reply to "Just content machines "

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Brandon Schrock of Laredo, Texas, told the federal government that his employer was “poop,” and his occupation was “pooper.”

Gino is such a little bitch. Left without congratulating SC

Posted by Stu <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Stu' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 3, 2026, 20:05:47, in reply to "Illini Final Four Content Thread "

Told Staley she didn’t deserve to win

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Chicken Little poster child

unclassy*

Posted by bbonb <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=bbonb' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 4, 2026, 10:30:39, in reply to "Gino is such a little bitch. Left without congratulating SC"

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Told Staley she didn’t deserve to win

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Bad look for Geno, between in game interview and the end of the game. *

Posted by LovetheChief <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=LovetheChief' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 3, 2026, 20:35:01, in reply to "Gino is such a little bitch. Left without congratulating SC"

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Told Staley she didn’t deserve to win

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UConn women upset alert*

Posted by Stu <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Stu' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 3, 2026, 19:55:11, in reply to "Illini Final Four Content Thread "

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Chicken Little poster child

Dawn Staley is awesome*

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Gino is blaming the refs*

Posted by Stu <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Stu' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 3, 2026, 19:58:02, in reply to "Dawn Staley is awesome*"

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Chicken Little poster child

‘S East*

Posted by ATL <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ATL' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 3, 2026, 19:58:40, in reply to "Gino is blaming the refs*"

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“We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.

Tournament expansion to 76 sounds like it might be imminent.*

Posted by OB25 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=OB25' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 3, 2026, 18:06:41, in reply to "Illini Final Four Content Thread "

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When something is happening, young people like to say it’s “lit.”

Indiana still wouldn't make it*

Posted by illini222 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=illini222' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 3, 2026, 19:35:21, in reply to "Tournament expansion to 76 sounds like it might be imminent.*"

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Drink Everytime Brad Underwood says "Elite" in a press conference.

Inspired by Mirkovic, this is fine by me as long as the last 6 in have to play with 4 men

Posted by biclops <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=biclops' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 3, 2026, 19:31:04, in reply to "Tournament expansion to 76 sounds like it might be imminent.*"

and 1 golden retriever on the court at all times

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At least it’s all first four. But still horrible. *

Posted by assassin <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=assassin' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 3, 2026, 19:12:24, in reply to "Tournament expansion to 76 sounds like it might be imminent.*"

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Brandon Schrock of Laredo, Texas, told the federal government that his employer was “poop,” and his occupation was “pooper.”

Truly idiotic*

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Dumbest shit ever.*

Posted by voiceofreason <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=voiceofreason' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 3, 2026, 18:34:00, in reply to "Tournament expansion to 76 sounds like it might be imminent.*"

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Nothing is safe from late stage capitalism. *

Posted by doubledown <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=doubledown' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 3, 2026, 18:32:42, in reply to "Tournament expansion to 76 sounds like it might be imminent.*"

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Because this year’s tournament could have been really special if the Hoosiers were a part of it.*

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Barf*

Posted by Dilbert <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Dilbert' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 3, 2026, 18:18:09, in reply to "Tournament expansion to 76 sounds like it might be imminent.*"

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Motion to permanently mic up David Mirkovic

Posted by biclops <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=biclops' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 3, 2026, 17:39:36, in reply to "Illini Final Four Content Thread "

https://x.com/illinimbb/status/2040190977168568535?s=46&t=Z2WDeGTY1oiKv3V21L4QWw

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Rip it all to shreds and let it go

He’s the best*

Posted by John Coctostan <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=John+Coctostan' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 3, 2026, 23:35:27, in reply to "Motion to permanently mic up David Mirkovic "

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Air Bud?*

Posted by NastyBoyd <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=NastyBoyd' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 3, 2026, 18:02:24, in reply to "Motion to permanently mic up David Mirkovic "

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Not to the same level as ‘05 but we showed up big for open practice again.

Posted by OB25 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=OB25' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 3, 2026, 10:40:10, in reply to "Illini Final Four Content Thread "

https://x.com/cooperokelly/status/2040091265719484437?s=61&t=obkYTPkbGlNfrGoozxL-mg

When something is happening, young people like to say it’s “lit.”

What was the ‘05 level? *

Posted by meanjeans <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=meanjeans' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 3, 2026, 18:51:26, in reply to "Not to the same level as ‘05 but we showed up big for open practice again."

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BLAM, there's my opinion people - behold

listed as 31,500*

Posted by assassin <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=assassin' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 3, 2026, 21:43:42, in reply to "What was the ‘05 level? *"

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Brandon Schrock of Laredo, Texas, told the federal government that his employer was “poop,” and his occupation was “pooper.”

Definitely not like 05 but still a good time. Saw Calipari at Fan Fest.*

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Cool and all but I can’t think of a more boring thing to watch*

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Eh. Take your kids if you can't afford tix.... maybe some "community affairs" fundraisers?

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Maybe it's always been that way, and now you can learn about say, the Indy Boys & Girls Clubs, etc?

your imagination kinda stinks*

Posted by assassin <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=assassin' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 3, 2026, 11:46:26, in reply to " Cool and all but I can’t think of a more boring thing to watch*"

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Brandon Schrock of Laredo, Texas, told the federal government that his employer was “poop,” and his occupation was “pooper.”

We at least did a little scrimmage*

Posted by Dilbert <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Dilbert' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 3, 2026, 11:23:51, in reply to " Cool and all but I can’t think of a more boring thing to watch*"

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Also CBS Sports Network is live from the practice*

Posted by OB25 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=OB25' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 3, 2026, 10:48:35, in reply to "Not to the same level as ‘05 but we showed up big for open practice again."

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When something is happening, young people like to say it’s “lit.”

Uh geez, Cam Crocker almost lost his wife and newborn in February.

Posted by assassin <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=assassin' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 3, 2026, 10:06:50, in reply to "Illini Final Four Content Thread "

https://www.cnn.com/2026/04/03/sport/camryn-crocker-illinois-final-four

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Brandon Schrock of Laredo, Texas, told the federal government that his employer was “poop,” and his occupation was “pooper.”

omg. can't even process how hard that must have been for cam and his family.*

Posted by Nobster <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Nobster' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 3, 2026, 20:07:20, in reply to "Uh geez, Cam Crocker almost lost his wife and newborn in February. "

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https://www.cnn.com/2026/04/03/sport/camryn-crocker-illinois-final-four

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Awesome story, read this if you haven’t yet!!!*

Posted by TarheelIllini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=TarheelIllini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 3, 2026, 12:10:01, in reply to "Uh geez, Cam Crocker almost lost his wife and newborn in February. "

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Recrudescence

Quentin Coleman to Illinois

Posted by UIHuskie <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=UIHuskie' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 3, 2026, 10:02:09, in reply to "Illini Final Four Content Thread "

Top 35 player in the country.

After visiting earlier this week, Quentin Coleman tells @247sports that he has committed to Illinois "They showed me the way". Story | https://t.co/2WOyg6SANI pic.twitter.com/UuPDqM4vcu
— Eric Bossi (@ebosshoops) April 3, 2026

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so skinny*

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Top 35 player in the country.

After visiting earlier this week, Quentin Coleman tells @247sports that he has committed to Illinois "They showed me the way". Story | https://t.co/2WOyg6SANI pic.twitter.com/UuPDqM4vcu — Eric Bossi (@ebosshoops) April 3, 2026 .

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Listening to the II podcast today

Posted by AintHatin <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=AintHatin' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 3, 2026, 21:35:44, in reply to "Quentin Coleman to Illinois"

werner said his expectation is that we’ll pursue a “big-name” guard in the portal. and we’ll have the money to get it done.

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haha I just came here to post that *

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werner said his expectation is that we’ll pursue a “big-name” guard in the portal. and we’ll have the money to get it done.

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Don't take offense, better make amends
Rip it all to shreds and let it go

Unlike Keaton, he can dunk

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?si=w2k0ZR_iPk7rocvA

*trundles*. Well that’s a broken fanbase *

Posted by biclops <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=biclops' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 3, 2026, 12:22:21, in reply to "Quentin Coleman to Illinois"

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Also trundled

Posted by jdl <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=jdl' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 3, 2026, 12:36:19, in reply to "*trundles*. Well that’s a broken fanbase *"

Disappointing to see so little angst.

I'd take this, tho

Posted by assassin <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=assassin' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 3, 2026, 14:27:30, in reply to "Also trundled"

"Watching him at Mizzou Arena he was Tyler Hansborough, MPJ, Jayson Tatum wrapped into one. A star in the making."

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Disappointing to see so little angst.

Brandon Schrock of Laredo, Texas, told the federal government that his employer was “poop,” and his occupation was “pooper.”

And also....

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Salty deacs*

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“We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.

Ayo, Kasparas and now Coleman

Posted by jdl <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=jdl' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 3, 2026, 13:05:59, in reply to "Salty deacs*"

And the portal opens soon....

Salty Deac Blues.

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Heck yeah*

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Cool!*

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Recrudescence

^^^it’s okay to click this link; nothing scary on the inside^^^*

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Scary story and amazing result. Congrats to Coach and family.

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Is it too early to note that CNN called the hospital the Carne Foundation?

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“We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.

^^^should obviously be in the above subthread?*

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Is it too early to note that CNN called the hospital the Carne Foundation?

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“We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.

Cool cool awesome. Super pumped. Uhhh what position and what kind of style of play? *

Posted by MC <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=MC' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 3, 2026, 10:37:30, in reply to "Quentin Coleman to Illinois"

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Hello, is this President Clinton? Good! I figured if anyone knew where to get some Tang, it'd be you.

Full scouting report from 247

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https://247sports.com/player/quentin-coleman-46146666/

Coleman is a skilled and smooth guard who can really shoot the basketball. He has a virtually pure release that is ultra-fluid with good loft and rotation. He made 39% of his threes during the EYBL season and showed versatility in his shot-making profile. He has obvious gravity spotting up, really understands how to space the floor, and has a complementing one dribble pull-up. With his high school team though, we get to see more dynamic shot-making. He flies off different types of screening action, creates space with his step-backs, and shows deep range.

While Coleman played almost exclusively off the ball in the EYBL season, and was very efficient in that role, he gets to do more with the ball in the winter. He's a comfortable handler who can make plays with the ball and rarely gets sped up. He's not necessarily a flashy passer, but reliable, with an almost 2:1 assist-to-turnover ratio in EYBL play, and untapped upside as he continues to develop his ability to make reads on the move and adds more layers to his passing skills.

Physically, Coleman has solid positional size at 6-foot-3, and is now starting to fill-out a previously undeveloped frame. He's starting to sprint the floor and move with more pace as his body evolves. He's also a good perimeter rebounder who isn't afraid to stick his nose into traffic. While he shows some tough lay-up making ability when he has space to navigate the lane, he can struggle through contact in the paint when the game slows down. As he continues to fill-out his frame, that could evolve, and take his playmaking potency to new levels.

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Fletch his ass*

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Brandon Schrock of Laredo, Texas, told the federal government that his employer was “poop,” and his occupation was “pooper.”

6'4 SG and a great 3 point shooter. Thats all i know*

Posted by illini21 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=illini21' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 3, 2026, 10:39:10, in reply to "Cool cool awesome. Super pumped. Uhhh what position and what kind of style of play? *"

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If we can retain most of this roster… my goodness… the 20s belong to…you know. *

Posted by uofi1998 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=uofi1998' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 3, 2026, 10:43:33, in reply to "6'4 SG and a great 3 point shooter. Thats all i know*"

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Are you going to bark all day, little doggie? Or are you going to bite?

What are the sites 247 uses for their composite?

Posted by CanHartlebHireSnider <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=CanHartlebHireSnider' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 3, 2026, 10:35:54, in reply to "Quentin Coleman to Illinois"

Rivals has him #20, ESPN #30, 247 #34

But the 247 composite is #91? Or is it just not updated.

Either Rivals or ESPN had him super low until just recently, so it must not be updated

Posted by OB25 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=OB25' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 3, 2026, 10:37:45, in reply to "What are the sites 247 uses for their composite?"

He’ll be composite top 30.

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Rivals has him #20, ESPN #30, 247 #34

But the 247 composite is #91? Or is it just not updated.

When something is happening, young people like to say it’s “lit.”

Nice*

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Hell yeah. 10 years early!*

Posted by AintHatin <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=AintHatin' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 3, 2026, 10:26:28, in reply to "Quentin Coleman to Illinois"

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Thank you for making the joke I thought of

Your delivery was no doubt better

Recrudescence

Ha! My thought exactly. *

Posted by DocWalk20 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=DocWalk20' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 3, 2026, 10:49:03, in reply to "Hell yeah. 10 years early!*"

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I do wonder if Jim from Rockford is still researching Underwoods buyout*

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He's not; but Arthur from Arthur is doing that right now. *

Posted by osklister <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=osklister' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 3, 2026, 11:59:53, in reply to "I do wonder if Jim from Rockford is still researching Underwoods buyout*"

-Randy from Rantoul?

-Sid from Sidney?

Rolling*

Posted by Ron McDon <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Ron+McDon' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 3, 2026, 10:24:30, in reply to "Quentin Coleman to Illinois"

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Hot damn. And a perfect example of my post yesterday…

Posted by OB25 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=OB25' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 3, 2026, 10:21:52, in reply to "Quentin Coleman to Illinois"

https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/msg/1775135258.html

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When something is happening, young people like to say it’s “lit.”

If we can keep a majority of this years guys and maybe add a portal PG.......*

Posted by shua <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=shua' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 3, 2026, 10:33:51, in reply to "Hot damn. And a perfect example of my post yesterday…"

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Bingo. It’s Zook’s rose bowl recruiting and momentum… but with real program leadership and $ *

Posted by uofi1998 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=uofi1998' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 3, 2026, 10:28:47, in reply to "Hot damn. And a perfect example of my post yesterday…"

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Are you going to bark all day, little doggie? Or are you going to bite?

My blood pumps orange. *

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Are you going to bark all day, little doggie? Or are you going to bite?

ooo

Posted by IlliniSax05 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=IlliniSax05' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 3, 2026, 10:16:28, in reply to "Quentin Coleman to Illinois"

Why do you hate me, Sammich?

MAJOR UPDATE: "Maybe you're not such a bad egg, Lisle-y"
-Sammich, 1/15/2011

Nice!*

Posted by shua <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=shua' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 3, 2026, 10:14:50, in reply to "Quentin Coleman to Illinois"

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Hell yes!! Perfection.*

Posted by JFG <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=JFG' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 3, 2026, 10:12:44, in reply to "Quentin Coleman to Illinois"

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Love it. Great get*

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Boom!*

Posted by UofIL6 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=UofIL6' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 3, 2026, 10:03:03, in reply to "Quentin Coleman to Illinois"

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Is the practice today going to be on TV? I can't find it on the guide*

Posted by illini21 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=illini21' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 3, 2026, 9:48:45, in reply to "Illini Final Four Content Thread "

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We play TOMORROW *

Posted by MC <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=MC' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 3, 2026, 8:46:57, in reply to "Illini Final Four Content Thread "

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Hello, is this President Clinton? Good! I figured if anyone knew where to get some Tang, it'd be you.

I can’t keep up with the volume*

Posted by opossum jenkins <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=opossum+jenkins' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 3, 2026, 5:28:05, in reply to "Illini Final Four Content Thread "

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If you can stomach the Jeff Goodman cringe factor

Posted by Blazer <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Blazer' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 2, 2026, 23:59:11, in reply to "Illini Final Four Content Thread "

These interviews with Z, Mirk, and Tomi are fun:

https://youtu.be/ZP_XM-s0C3k?si=fh_5Td3SjhjD2nY9

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Ugh. Goodman.

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He cant even own up to that he was the one questioning the toughness of the International players.

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*RUNS THROUGH BRICK WALL*

Posted by Blazer <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Blazer' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 2, 2026, 23:19:17, in reply to "Illini Final Four Content Thread "

LET'S FUCKING GO

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Let it rip.*

Posted by Chuck Woodaby <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Chuck+Woodaby' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 2, 2026, 23:32:17, in reply to "*RUNS THROUGH BRICK WALL*"

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LET'S FUCKING GO

*

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ooo

Posted by complainant <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=complainant' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 3, 2026, 0:14:38, in reply to "Let it rip.*"

https://fartsim.app/sounds/

My TV and movie watching is really suffering this week*

Posted by biclops <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=biclops' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 2, 2026, 21:32:25, in reply to "Illini Final Four Content Thread "

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Don't take offense, better make amends
Rip it all to shreds and let it go

Game programs available for online order, for any of the collectors out there

Posted by OB25 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=OB25' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 2, 2026, 13:15:36, in reply to "Illini Final Four Content Thread "

https://publications.learfield.com/products/2026-ncaa-mens-final-four-program

When something is happening, young people like to say it’s “lit.”

Will they include a souvenier One Piece trading card?*

Posted by DocWalk20 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=DocWalk20' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 2, 2026, 13:27:18, in reply to "Game programs available for online order, for any of the collectors out there"

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https://publications.learfield.com/products/2026-ncaa-mens-final-four-program

lol*

Posted by Blazer <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Blazer' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 2, 2026, 15:05:03, in reply to "Will they include a souvenier One Piece trading card?*"

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https://publications.learfield.com/products/2026-ncaa-mens-final-four-program

I be so happy not to look at these Penske files anymore after tomorrow*

Posted by timmer <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=timmer' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 2, 2026, 12:43:22, in reply to "Illini Final Four Content Thread "

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(for rent)

***chortles*** you're not Penske material.

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Monday will be worse *

Posted by ghost_of_clt <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ghost_of_clt' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 2, 2026, 13:23:35, in reply to "I be so happy not to look at these Penske files anymore after tomorrow*"

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N U D E S I N B I O

If any C-U folks would be willing/able to pick one of these up and mail it to me

Posted by IlliniSax05 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=IlliniSax05' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 2, 2026, 12:37:41, in reply to "Illini Final Four Content Thread "

I'll gladly pay for your time and cost. It'd go perfect with the '05 one I've got up in my office

https://x.com/gamedayspirit/status/2039710059643449711?s=46&t=c1uvjlw2OcyJqWPec5M4vQ

Why do you hate me, Sammich?

MAJOR UPDATE: "Maybe you're not such a bad egg, Lisle-y"
-Sammich, 1/15/2011

Tomislav is trying to find Jake Davis a Croatian wife

Posted by biclops <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=biclops' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 2, 2026, 12:19:41, in reply to "Illini Final Four Content Thread "

Tomislav Ivisic: "He's like 40% Balkan now. We're looking for his wife, a Croatian one."

Says he needs to work on the language, but the Balkans plan to bring Jake to their home countries this summer.

https://x.com/glenn_kinley/status/2039736542608974323?s=46&t=Z2WDeGTY1oiKv3V21L4QWw

Don't take offense, better make amends
Rip it all to shreds and let it go

If you want to be happy for the rest of your life....

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He's shifted his representation to the guy who represents the non-Andrej Balkans too*

Posted by ATL <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ATL' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 2, 2026, 13:33:00, in reply to "Tomislav is trying to find Jake Davis a Croatian wife "

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What’s a Jake Davis pulling for NIL nowadays?*

Posted by Carl Spackler <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Carl+Spackler' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 2, 2026, 12:22:40, in reply to "Tomislav is trying to find Jake Davis a Croatian wife "

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I'd put it around $439,000.00.*

Posted by Warrin'_Illini $<iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Warrin\'_Illini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'>$ on April 2, 2026, 12:27:53, in reply to "What’s a Jake Davis pulling for NIL nowadays?*"

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You cannot lose games in the NFL and still win.

Whitman was on the Score this morning

Posted by AintHatin <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=AintHatin' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 2, 2026, 10:14:49, in reply to "Illini Final Four Content Thread "

it was a good interview. had a pretty funny story about sneaking into the final four when he was a kid. apparently snuck in somehow before the arena opened and stood on a toilet in a bathroom stall for an hour before the doors opened.

whitman interview

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That’s so funny. My buddy used the same exact strategy for Pearl Jam and Robert plant

Posted by snipes824 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=snipes824' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 2, 2026, 12:08:04, in reply to "Whitman was on the Score this morning"

At the house of blues. It was like $1,000/ticket. Got there super early before there was any security, walked right in, and stood on a toilet until doors opened.

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You gotta be one short mofo to be able to pull that off*

Posted by ATL <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ATL' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 2, 2026, 13:33:56, in reply to "That’s so funny. My buddy used the same exact strategy for Pearl Jam and Robert plant"

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At the house of blues. It was like $1,000/ticket. Got there super early before there was any security, walked right in, and stood on a toilet until doors opened.

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“We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.

Will Leitch

Posted by Tortillini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Tortillini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 2, 2026, 10:04:18, in reply to "Illini Final Four Content Thread "

I attempted to un-paywall it:

https://wapo.st/4m71nf3

Damn, that's good.

and I hope to never have any Bill O'Hara's in my life.

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I attempted to un-paywall it:

https://wapo.st/4m71nf3

Will is so good at this*

Posted by GMAW <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=GMAW' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 2, 2026, 11:38:18, in reply to "Will Leitch"

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I attempted to un-paywall it:

https://wapo.st/4m71nf3

Anyone (from here) going to shootaround tomorrow?

Posted by tvillini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=tvillini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 2, 2026, 8:12:03, in reply to "Illini Final Four Content Thread "

It's at 11a ET. Wife and kids have school tomorrow, but my office has Good Friday off, so I'm unsupervised and will likely go down there to see our shootaround.

Oh man I need to pray for rain tomorrow. My daughter has a softball game

Posted by Tbag <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Tbag' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 2, 2026, 9:08:11, in reply to "Anyone (from here) going to shootaround tomorrow?"

if rained out I could possibly do this.

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It's at 11a ET. Wife and kids have school tomorrow, but my office has Good Friday off, so I'm unsupervised and will likely go down there to see our shootaround.

How does that work? Are there no tickets? Is it just a mad stampede?

Posted by gullit <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=gullit' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 2, 2026, 8:59:10, in reply to "Anyone (from here) going to shootaround tomorrow?"

In St. Louis we had 20k people show up.

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It's at 11a ET. Wife and kids have school tomorrow, but my office has Good Friday off, so I'm unsupervised and will likely go down there to see our shootaround.

Correct*

Posted by Dilbert <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Dilbert' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 2, 2026, 10:00:10, in reply to "How does that work? Are there no tickets? Is it just a mad stampede?"

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In St. Louis we had 20k people show up.

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It's at 11a ET. Wife and kids have school tomorrow, but my office has Good Friday off, so I'm unsupervised and will likely go down there to see our shootaround.

Is it Saturday yet?*

Posted by GMAW <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=GMAW' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 2, 2026, 7:14:54, in reply to "Illini Final Four Content Thread "

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I am ready.*

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You cannot lose games in the NFL and still win.

Still have to remind myself it’s real. Also one very different dynamic going into this weekend vs 05

Posted by OB25 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=OB25' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 2, 2026, 8:07:38, in reply to "Is it Saturday yet?*"

The high level of confidence that no matter what happens this weekend, there will be more fun times ahead in the years to come.

There was a real sense of finality going into that ‘05 Final Four, it was pretty clear that we were fucked going forward based on the disastrous recruiting misses in the ‘04/‘05/‘06 recruiting classes leading into it. And with no transfer portal to fix any of that.

Dee breaking his foot kept it from instantly falling off a cliff as quickly as it otherwise would have, but those fears ended up being more right than any of us could have even imagined at the time. Even in my most pessimistic moments I wouldn’t have guessed 19 years until we’d even make a second weekend.

When something is happening, young people like to say it’s “lit.”

JFC, really was 19 years between second weekends*

Posted by Carl Spackler <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Carl+Spackler' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 2, 2026, 8:12:51, in reply to "Still have to remind myself it’s real. Also one very different dynamic going into this weekend vs 05"

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I remember back in '05 thinking 16 years between FF berths was an insanely long time gap.

Posted by illinilosch <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=illinilosch' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 2, 2026, 8:46:44, in reply to "JFC, really was 19 years between second weekends*"

Which it was. But this time gap is 21 years.

TWENTY-ONE FREAKING LONG YEARS!?!?!

Damn.

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Should haved been another one 16 years after ‘05. *sadtrombone**

Posted by DocWalk20 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=DocWalk20' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 2, 2026, 8:50:02, in reply to "I remember back in '05 thinking 16 years between FF berths was an insanely long time gap."

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Which it was. But this time gap is 21 years.

TWENTY-ONE FREAKING LONG YEARS!?!?!

Damn.

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All in for the revenge tour. Currently.*

Posted by Jackie <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Jackie' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 2, 2026, 8:05:30, in reply to "Is it Saturday yet?*"

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There really is legit revenge to be had vs all 3 teams.

Posted by Tuscy <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Tuscy' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 2, 2026, 8:42:36, in reply to "All in for the revenge tour. Currently.*"

Fuck Iowa.

UCONN's 30-0 run. Not 100% revenge but maybe a demon to be exorcised.

Revenge for scUM's win in the '89 FF.

Revenge vs AZ for the Walton & Walton fiasco in the E8.

Fuck all these guys. Right in the face.

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"I wouldn't mind the DP here." - jumpingdan

AZ has a bigger beef with us than we do with them, IMO

Posted by TarheelIllini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=TarheelIllini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 2, 2026, 10:06:02, in reply to "There really is legit revenge to be had vs all 3 teams. "

I want scUM in the final. We get back at them for multiple counts

Recrudescence

Portillo's??? (Maybe not Tucson, but Phoenix for sure.)

Posted by osklister <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=osklister' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 2, 2026, 11:45:09, in reply to "AZ has a bigger beef with us than we do with them, IMO"

AZ has a bigger beef with us than we do with them, IMO

Posted by TarheelIllini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=TarheelIllini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 2, 2026, 10:05:55, in reply to "There really is legit revenge to be had vs all 3 teams. "

I want scUM in the final. We get back at them for multiple counts

Recrudescence

Arizona fans might be legitimately terrified of us

Posted by meanjeans <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=meanjeans' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 2, 2026, 9:26:37, in reply to "There really is legit revenge to be had vs all 3 teams. "

Imagine if we made it to the national championship game and our opponent was Loyola

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BLAM, there's my opinion people - behold

They 100% are. They still view us as a curse. Lots of "we finally have a good team again...

Posted by Desert <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Desert' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 2, 2026, 11:53:24, in reply to "Arizona fans might be legitimately terrified of us"

...and of course that is the one year Illinois does too."

They're too busy freaking out about possibly losing their coach to focus on anything else*

Posted by CanHartlebHireSnider <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=CanHartlebHireSnider' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 2, 2026, 9:28:07, in reply to "Arizona fans might be legitimately terrified of us"

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Imagine if we made it to the national championship game and our opponent was Loyola

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False narrative. They are confident to the point of arrogant that he stays*

Posted by Desert <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Desert' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 2, 2026, 11:52:00, in reply to "They're too busy freaking out about possibly losing their coach to focus on anything else*"

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Imagine if we made it to the national championship game and our opponent was Loyola

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Their 247 board was all threads about UNC and barely anything about Michigan*

Posted by CanHartlebHireSnider <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=CanHartlebHireSnider' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 2, 2026, 11:59:01, in reply to "False narrative. They are confident to the point of arrogant that he stays*"

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Imagine if we made it to the national championship game and our opponent was Loyola

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We already got revenge on Arizona. Beating UConn, then Michigan, to win the title?

Posted by GMAW <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=GMAW' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 2, 2026, 9:25:39, in reply to "There really is legit revenge to be had vs all 3 teams. "

Beyond my wildest dreams.

Step by step, from town to town

Posted by memyselfandillini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=memyselfandillini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 2, 2026, 9:13:26, in reply to "There really is legit revenge to be had vs all 3 teams. "

plus Iowa, with Pearl in Studio; Houston; and UNC not even good enough
to try to upset us again.

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Kinda never want it to come.

Posted by uofi1998 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=uofi1998' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 2, 2026, 7:57:30, in reply to "Is it Saturday yet?*"

I want to stay 49.

Are you going to bark all day, little doggie? Or are you going to bite?

diddo*

Posted by Nobster <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Nobster' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 2, 2026, 7:32:30, in reply to "Is it Saturday yet?*"

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Since 2018, every team that beat Duke in the tourney has lost their next game*

Posted by ECEIllinois <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ECEIllinois' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 1, 2026, 21:47:51, in reply to "Illini Final Four Content Thread "

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Illini deep dive - Blazer check out the defense section

Posted by jdl <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=jdl' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 1, 2026, 18:46:35, in reply to "Illini Final Four Content Thread "

https://www.basketunderreview.com/2026-final-four-deep-dives-illinois/

Underwood's defensive philosophy underwent one major shift this offseason. He had been in the Top 50 of lowest 3-point rate allowed in six straight seasons, sitting in the Top 10 in three of the last four years. But this year Illinois is 300th in 3-point rate allowed.

The Fighting Illini have sacrificed allowing more threes for the benefit of allowing fewer rim attempts. They allowed between 38% and 39% of opponents shots at the rim over the previous three years, but are all the way down to 31% this year, the fifth-lowest rate in the country.

Because Illinois is the single-tallest team in the nation across all five positions, but certainly not the most athletic, the concept is simple. Deny driving lanes, keep the ball in front, try not to help, and force shots to be taken over length.

When the team does allow open threes, its lack of pressure and focus on individual matchups allows it to dictate who they want taking those looks. Illinois allowed 16 open jumpers in its wins over Houston and Iowa last weekend. Let's see who took those attempts:

Chase McCarty x4 (36%)
Chris Cenac x4 (33%)
Milos Uzan x2 (34%)
Mercy Miller (34%)
Isaia Howard x2 (28%)
Alvaro Folgueiras (33%)
Kael Combs (33%)
Bennett Stirtz (36%)
Houston and Iowa's two best 3-point shooters combined to take just one open three in two games (Stirtz). The rest were basically all guys Illinois was willing to let fire away. In exchange, that Fighting Illini soft coverage allowed just 20 total rim attempts between those two contests.

Not to dive into massive Division I defensive trends, but I think Illinois is ahead of the curve here. Allowing more threes, but trying to force them to come unassisted off the dribble, while forcing the open ones to be taken by bad shooters, all culminating in fewer rim attempts allowed as a by-product, is the smartest way to play defense when you have the size to execute it.

Thanks, that's good stuff. Just the other day I came across a hoops breakdown

Posted by Blazer <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Blazer' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 1, 2026, 19:36:55, in reply to "Illini deep dive - Blazer check out the defense section"

of an NBA team (Miami, maybe? Maybe Phoenix) that is employing the same strategy--no longer running teams off the line and allowing contested threes and it has made them one of the better defenses in the league. I thought I had bookmarked it but apparently did not.

Anyway, much like our offense seems clear we're importing defensive principles from the NBA as well.

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https://www.basketunderreview.com/2026-final-four-deep-dives-illinois/
Underwood's defensive philosophy underwent one major shift this offseason. He had been in the Top 50 of lowest 3-point rate allowed in six straight seasons, sitting in the Top 10 in three of the last four years. But this year Illinois is 300th in 3-point rate allowed. The Fighting Illini have sacrificed allowing more threes for the benefit of allowing fewer rim attempts. They allowed between 38% and 39% of opponents shots at the rim over the previous three years, but are all the way down to 31% this year, the fifth-lowest rate in the country. Because Illinois is the single-tallest team in the nation across all five positions, but certainly not the most athletic, the concept is simple. Deny driving lanes, keep the ball in front, try not to help, and force shots to be taken over length. When the team does allow open threes, its lack of pressure and focus on individual matchups allows it to dictate who they want taking those looks. Illinois allowed 16 open jumpers in its wins over Houston and Iowa last weekend. Let's see who took those attempts: Chase McCarty x4 (36%)
Chris Cenac x4 (33%)
Milos Uzan x2 (34%)
Mercy Miller (34%)
Isaia Howard x2 (28%)
Alvaro Folgueiras (33%)
Kael Combs (33%)
Bennett Stirtz (36%)
Houston and Iowa's two best 3-point shooters combined to take just one open three in two games (Stirtz). The rest were basically all guys Illinois was willing to let fire away. In exchange, that Fighting Illini soft coverage allowed just 20 total rim attempts between those two contests. Not to dive into massive Division I defensive trends, but I think Illinois is ahead of the curve here. Allowing more threes, but trying to force them to come unassisted off the dribble, while forcing the open ones to be taken by bad shooters, all culminating in fewer rim attempts allowed as a by-product, is the smartest way to play defense when you have the size to execute it.

That Neel Ganta interview on 247 is terrific... $ site.*

Posted by uofi1998 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=uofi1998' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 1, 2026, 17:30:22, in reply to "Illini Final Four Content Thread "

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Are you going to bark all day, little doggie? Or are you going to bite?

Why doesn’t Tomi win more jump balls?

Posted by TarheelIllini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=TarheelIllini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 1, 2026, 16:37:02, in reply to "Illini Final Four Content Thread "

I don’t think I’ve seen him win the tip off once

Recrudescence

Because he doesn’t really jump*

Posted by DocWalk20 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=DocWalk20' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 1, 2026, 16:43:56, in reply to "Why doesn’t Tomi win more jump balls?"

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I don’t think I’ve seen him win the tip off once

Ya know, he might as well....

Posted by osklister <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=osklister' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 1, 2026, 17:04:03, in reply to "Because he doesn’t really jump*"

Off to Indianapolis.

Posted by gullit <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=gullit' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 1, 2026, 16:02:15, in reply to "Illini Final Four Content Thread "

https://x.com/ALionEye/status/2039418429522825721?s=20

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Wagler CBS Sports 1st Team All-American (link):

Posted by Chuck Woodaby <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Chuck+Woodaby' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 1, 2026, 13:45:46, in reply to "Illini Final Four Content Thread "

https://www.cbssports.com/college-basketball/news/2025-26-cbs-sports-all-america-college-basketball-teams/

Yaxel should be disqualified for being too old. Should just be college undergrads.*

Posted by Warrin'_Illini $<iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Warrin\'_Illini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'>$ on April 1, 2026, 13:50:53, in reply to "Wagler CBS Sports 1st Team All-American (link):"

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You cannot lose games in the NFL and still win.

Well, he did enter college in 2020...

Posted by osklister <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=osklister' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 1, 2026, 16:07:02, in reply to "Yaxel should be disqualified for being too old. Should just be college undergrads.*"

HS in NJ. Played at Arizona Western for three years, two years at Alabama-Birmingham and now on to MEEECHIGAN, the academic school that he wants to challenge his brain.

He attended Pennsauken High School and tried out for the basketball team; he made the squad as a freshman, but was cut from the team mid-season due to poor academic performance.

Lendeborg later missed the next two seasons due to poor grades as well. As a senior, he entered a dual-enrollment program with Camden County College and his grades improved enough that he was able to join the Pennsauken varsity basketball team with 11 games left in the season.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yaxel_Lendeborg

Eh. There are no rules left.

Speaking of 20... Bam Bam is still only 20.... and this is his 4th year of college.

Posted by uofi1998 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=uofi1998' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 1, 2026, 16:07:43, in reply to "Well, he did enter college in 2020..."

He's on the '98 plan.

Are you going to bark all day, little doggie? Or are you going to bite?

What if we fuck around and finally have a game where we get collectively hot from 3?

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We should try doing that, I would enjoy it immensely.

When something is happening, young people like to say it’s “lit.”

I half expect it*

Posted by opossum jenkins <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=opossum+jenkins' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 2, 2026, 3:40:19, in reply to "What if we fuck around and finally have a game where we get collectively hot from 3?"

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We should try doing that, I would enjoy it immensely.

I am here for the Death Star offense.*

Posted by voiceofreason <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=voiceofreason' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 1, 2026, 15:49:49, in reply to "What if we fuck around and finally have a game where we get collectively hot from 3?"

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We should try doing that, I would enjoy it immensely.

death star 1 or death star 2?

Posted by IlliniSax05 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=IlliniSax05' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 2, 2026, 6:47:16, in reply to "I am here for the Death Star offense.*"

Why do you hate me, Sammich?

MAJOR UPDATE: "Maybe you're not such a bad egg, Lisle-y"
-Sammich, 1/15/2011

Is it too much to ask for a 31-0 run on Saturday?*

Posted by timmer <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=timmer' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 1, 2026, 15:20:41, in reply to "What if we fuck around and finally have a game where we get collectively hot from 3?"

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We should try doing that, I would enjoy it immensely.

(for rent)

sent same idea to my buddies last night via text. something like 30/60 over 2 games would be sick*

Posted by John Coctostan <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=John+Coctostan' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 1, 2026, 12:58:02, in reply to "What if we fuck around and finally have a game where we get collectively hot from 3?"

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We should try doing that, I would enjoy it immensely.

All I want to see is Tomi, Jake, and Ben hit 1 in the first half... if that happens...

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...I'm incredibly confident we will win.

At the same time, I want to see us go at Reed as often as possible... he will foul... getting him off the floor would be awesome.

Are you going to bark all day, little doggie? Or are you going to bite?

Trying to get the UConn center in foul trouble

Posted by jdl <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=jdl' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 1, 2026, 13:51:37, in reply to "All I want to see is Tomi, Jake, and Ben hit 1 in the first half... if that happens..."

What could go wrong?

It's just gotta work *this* time.*

Posted by uofi1998 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=uofi1998' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 1, 2026, 16:08:03, in reply to "Trying to get the UConn center in foul trouble"

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What could go wrong?

Are you going to bark all day, little doggie? Or are you going to bite?

We have two guys 4 inches taller than him, let's just shut him down the old fashioned way *

Posted by meanjeans <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=meanjeans' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 1, 2026, 14:16:06, in reply to "Trying to get the UConn center in foul trouble"

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What could go wrong?

BLAM, there's my opinion people - behold

the Tanya Harding method?

Posted by IlliniSax05 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=IlliniSax05' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 1, 2026, 14:17:09, in reply to "We have two guys 4 inches taller than him, let's just shut him down the old fashioned way *"

Why do you hate me, Sammich?

MAJOR UPDATE: "Maybe you're not such a bad egg, Lisle-y"
-Sammich, 1/15/2011

Carl Spackler, posts up, with the hedge clippers*

Posted by memyselfandillini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=memyselfandillini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 1, 2026, 19:25:41, in reply to "the Tanya Harding method?"

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I like the way you think*

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I was gonna say....sounds like a familiar strategy*

Posted by OWWDig <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=OWWDig' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 1, 2026, 13:53:56, in reply to "Trying to get the UConn center in foul trouble"

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What could go wrong?

Why don’t we have both?

Posted by DocWalk20 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=DocWalk20' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 1, 2026, 13:49:03, in reply to "All I want to see is Tomi, Jake, and Ben hit 1 in the first half... if that happens..."

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...I'm incredibly confident we will win.

At the same time, I want to see us go at Reed as often as possible... he will foul... getting him off the floor would be awesome.

we can win Saturday without it, but can't Monday

Posted by assassin <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=assassin' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 1, 2026, 11:59:13, in reply to "What if we fuck around and finally have a game where we get collectively hot from 3?"

so let's do it on Monday.

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We should try doing that, I would enjoy it immensely.

Brandon Schrock of Laredo, Texas, told the federal government that his employer was “poop,” and his occupation was “pooper.”

Our 2 Indiana guys that are back in their natural habitat *

Posted by jdl <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=jdl' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 1, 2026, 12:50:02, in reply to "we can win Saturday without it, but can't Monday"

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so let's do it on Monday.

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We should try doing that, I would enjoy it immensely.

Tidbits from Brad's Tuesday press conference (longish).

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Opening Statement: Brad excited to still be playing basketball. Still practicing in April means you had some success. Houston experience was great. Games were what he thought they'd be...gritty street fight. Had to show resilience and toughness and we did. Now UConn and Indianapolis. Excited for program, university, CU community. Tons of people to thank. Fans, Krush students...excited to create lasting memories for them. Glad for the team...ceiling was high and nice to be rounding into our best basketball in Houston. Now we have our hands full with UConn...they handled us on Black Friday as MSG earlier this season, but we're a different team (and so are they.)

On Mirk and his approach to the game (and national media just noticing this): Where has the media been all year?
Mirk is talented, fun to watch his growth. Tons of personality and a huge competitive spirit. High IQ. Excited he's on our team. He's done everything for us. He loves basketball and working...first one in the gym Monday morning. 19 year old kid that loves the moment and the game.

On team handling increased expectations/media obligations: They're enjoying it. Got together Sunday to celebrate, and now on to the next. Lots of people helping manage the week. Reached out to other coaches to get ideas.

On opportunity to get more time with this team: Brad's selfish...he loves practice and loves this team...they've been a joy...they make brad happy, smile, laugh. Very few bad days of practice. Not many teams get to practice into April.

On if Brad knew early if this team could do this: No, but knew they were capable. Liked what the team could be. Had some hiccups with injury and sickness, but got there through those speed bumps. Likes where we're at now. Loved the personalities early, but glad to see them come together over the course of the season. Team of character, not characters. Playing for Illinois, not the name on the back. They love each other, and they get joy when others get successful. Euro players get that it's about the team. We try to recruit guys that are selfless and competitive. We hit a home run with this group.

On the past couple days for Brad: Best piece of this for Brad is he's had a lot of stops along the way...tons of friends reaching out, which helps you remember the moments with those people along the way. Gratifying to talk with them and have them come to Indy. The rest is just another day...watch film. Derrick controlling media requests, so that's expected and all good. Brad enjoying it.

On health of the team: Good.

On how UConn is different: Reed is a man possessed. Mullins was coming off an ankle injury...had the big shot. We're a lot different. Keaton minimal role the first time...made the change after that UConn game. Some things to take from the first game, but not a lot.

On Kariban: Winner...dives for lose balls, never comes off the floor. Guards, fights, competes. All the intangibles he does to win games. Brad enjoys watching him play.

On Ayo's recent game and players reaching out. (couldn't hear the question well): Lots of good players have come through here. Awesome hearing from Daren, Marcus, Dee, Kendall. Guys that have had success are just as excited for current guys as they were when they were here. That's the benefit of a program that is so excellent with a great history.

On maintaining best basketball going into the Final Four: Yeah, if we don't, we'll only get one more game. We've been focused, healthy, comfortable in different roles than we were early. Took a while to get Dre and Bos back. We have 8 starters...that's helped us with great balance and avoiding lapses (especially defensively). Jake and Ben have been awesome.

On keeping kids grounded going into this: Lots of obligations, but trying to stay loose. Lots of people. Brad wants to have fun, have the group have fun, go into it and "let it rip".

On what coaches he's talked to for final four advice: Painter, Altman, Izzo, Self. They said "enjoy it, it's crazy". Lots of positive help from those guys. Great resource and experience with those guys. Take a bit, and see if it works for our team or not.

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efrem must have made his half court shot this year?*

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team send off at Bielfeldt 1:40 pm today*

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Social Misfit who wants to coach Illinois women's basketball.

"The corruption cry seems autofill but it’s really just coming from the Euros."

00o00oo

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https://www.instagram.com/reel/DWjmjH3kX79/?igsh=MWh6cDQzNHR4czl1eQ==

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"I wouldn't mind the DP here." - jumpingdan

Ooh. So close.*

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Keaton is due for a last minute make

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Feels like those haven’t fallen all year for him

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Nice quarter-zip Rev:

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Valpo who?

Former #Illini and current @ValpoBasketball HC @RogerPowellJr knows a thing or two about playing AND coaching in the Final Four!

So, what does he think will be key against #UConn on Saturday?! #MarchMadness pic.twitter.com/6ejoVj5obX
— Tina Nguyen (@ttinanguyen) March 31, 2026

Yes, first thing in that video that caught my eye....

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Painter, Altman, Izzo, Self

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The 4 coaches Brad said he reached out to regarding Final Four experiences.

Tomi and Zvonimir never miss

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at the rim:

There are two players in the country shooting better than 85% at the rim on more than 30 attempts:

Tomislav Ivisic (64 attempts)
Zvonimir Ivisic (66 attempts)
— Matthew Winick (@matthewwinick) March 31, 2026

DVR Alert on BTN. all times Philo time

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today 3pm tonight 8pm tomorrow 12AM

2005 Illinois vs. Louisville Final 4

tomorrow 5am April 2 4am April 2 9:30 AM

Keaton Wagler 46 at Purdue

tomorrow 6am this year's win at Nebraska

tomorrow 1pm and 6pm 2001 NCAA win over Kansas

April 2 1:30AM & 8am this year's win over Texas Tech

Social Misfit who wants to coach Illinois women's basketball.

"The corruption cry seems autofill but it’s really just coming from the Euros."

I had forgotten that we were tied w Louisville at the 13:30 mark of 2H*

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Yeah, every time I watch highlights of that game, it was always way closer than I recalled*

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As I recall it, we played kinda poorly, and Roger saved us by going nuclear*

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Controversial take that this game makes me think of…

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Even with an offense as elite as our ‘05 team, I really find the basketball of that era hard to watch. It isn’t as much of a slog as rewatching games from the 90’s Bulls era, but the 35 second shot clock and the general style is still a tough watch for me.

I would love to see an alternate universe where that team plays with a 2026 style offensive system, they could have been even more dominant if that style of offense was around at the time.

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When something is happening, young people like to say it’s “lit.”

I don't think it's even slightly controversial to say that...

Posted by uofi1998 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=uofi1998' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 31, 2026, 16:06:43, in reply to "Controversial take that this game makes me think of…"

...the current brand of college basketball is a lot better. All of the NBA guys come to college for a year. Guys who may go take a shot at the league stick around for a million or 2 of NIL money.

College ball may be the very best it's ever been... and yes, I include the halcyon 80s... basketball is just more athletic now overall than it was then.

Are you going to bark all day, little doggie? Or are you going to bite?

look at just like 7-8 years ago

Posted by ijustkrushalot <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ijustkrushalot' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 1, 2026, 7:43:50, in reply to "I don't think it's even slightly controversial to say that..."

most of the lottery picks were foreigners who never played in the US, there was an increasing number of alternative paths to players avoiding college, and Illinois sucked balls.

Now CBS's latest mock draft has 29/30 of the first round as college guys, and Illinois is kicking ass.

These are the good old days

don't tell that to Bruce Weber!

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today on BTN he claimed Illinois dominated the game from the start.

Social Misfit who wants to coach Illinois women's basketball.

"The corruption cry seems autofill but it’s really just coming from the Euros."

thanks*

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Former Illini...

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...our guy Ayo... doing work.

Nice decision, Bulls... really thought that one through.

https://x.com/statmuse/status/2038813010232279366?s=20

Are you going to bark all day, little doggie? Or are you going to bite?

As a bulls fan I couldn't have been happier to see him go to a contender

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He deserves so much more than playing for the trash ass bulls organization

Also, it's going to be pretty sweet when he signs a 9 figure deal with someone.

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Nice decision, Bulls... really thought that one through.

https://x.com/statmuse/status/2038813010232279366?s=20

I would go down on a lawman for PHX to be able to pony up for him this summer*

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He deserves so much more than playing for the trash ass bulls organization

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...our guy Ayo... doing work.

Nice decision, Bulls... really thought that one through.

https://x.com/statmuse/status/2038813010232279366?s=20

Are you going to bark all day, little doggie? Or are you going to bite?

That reminds me that Smush once sent me Season 1 of Steven Seagal's Lawman on DVD

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Would you go down on Steven Seagal?

Would Ayo get a 9-figure deal to play for the Suns?*

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Are you going to bark all day, little doggie? Or are you going to bite?

He's going to get paid by someone. I assume it'll be Minny as they have Bird rights.*

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You cannot lose games in the NFL and still win.

What an absolute steal by MN... and what an absolute travesty by the Bulls*

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Are you going to bark all day, little doggie? Or are you going to bite?

Sure, why not.*

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Chuck Norris would not approve*

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Hummer and Jake never turn it over

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https://x.com/matthewwinick/status/2038614005506298019?s=46&t=z69_YQQOuxclWLApk9FmHQ

Not sure it’s possible but I’d love to know how many dribbles each had taken this year. Or how many total seconds the ball was actually in their hands. Has to be incredibly low

by the way, using this to reup my assertion from earlier this year - Ben will play in an nba game*

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There was a random possession against Iowa in which Humrichous brought

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the ball up against medium pressure and initiated the offense.

Actually looked ok.

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You cannot lose games in the NFL and still win.

Didn’t look too great either. I recall the TV crew even calling out that Humrichous doesn’t often

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initiate the offense or something to that effect.

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Actually looked ok.

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The Illini Inquirer interview with Neel Ganta is really good

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The one key takeaway is that Ganta said much of our focus this offseason is going to be retention of current guys.

It's kind of funny that we basically lucked into Tyler having a childhood friend

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And then Brad just trusting both Tyler and his friend.

We're in a weird situation because Tyler might actually have a case for an AHC or HC In Waiting role

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at least there's a path to build that case over the next couple of years

Re: Illini Final Four Content Thread

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https://x.com/johnsummit/status/2038741071577108711?t=-luY6sFXw-I4gp78BHD14g&s=19

shoutout whoever was flying the u of i flag my whole set that shit amped me the fuck up

what a great week to be a fighting illini

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N U D E S I N B I O

I taped the E8 game…and accidentally spoiled it for myself..

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..I have a new TV and the YouTube TV app didn’t load right away so I tried it again and when I went through YouTube to get there I saw the score.

1. That had to have to been the most stressful 12 point win in history. When I saw the score I figured it was probably similar to the Houston game, needless to say it was anything but.

2. Like I said in one of the other threads I’m glad there was just a day between games. It’s unimaginable how devastating it would have been to lose that game. I’m glad I didn’t have more time to think about it.

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roughy pod

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So what would you do if you were Ella? Go to the F4 with your family or watch it at home with your

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friends?

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“We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.

I went to both final 4 games in 05. I wish I would have stayed on Campus*

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Triple Double for Ayo tonight.

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Go Illini

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Brandon Schrock of Laredo, Texas, told the federal government that his employer was “poop,” and his occupation was “pooper.”

He's a legitimate star now that he's no longer stuck in Bulls purgatory

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Dude put that work in. Love Ayo so much.

TWolves in indy next Tuesday.. Hope they can find something to do on Monday*

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Where can I find a replay of the E8*

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20+ minutes of highlights

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“We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.

Full net cutting ceremony

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Yesssss. Thank you. Was hoping this would pop up somewhere.*

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Mirk is a crazy person *

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“We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.

ooo

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David Mirkovic.
The Most Interesting Man in March Madness. pic.twitter.com/lWaYBejGYu
— Jim Mattson (@hoijim) March 30, 2026

“I tried to keep my tears but I couldn’t.” Love that dude.*

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David Mirkovic.
The Most Interesting Man in March Madness. pic.twitter.com/lWaYBejGYu — Jim Mattson (@hoijim) March 30, 2026 .

official list of...officials.

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Jeff Anderson
James Breeding
Lee Cassell
Ron Groover
Keith Kimble
Kipp Kissinger
Greg Nixon
Marques Pettigrew
Doug Shows
Doug Sirmons
Paul Szelc

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Brandon Schrock of Laredo, Texas, told the federal government that his employer was “poop,” and his occupation was “pooper.”

Jeff Anderson?!?! Don't they screen or rate these guys? He is awful*

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Jeff Anderson
James Breeding
Lee Cassell
Ron Groover
Keith Kimble
Kipp Kissinger
Greg Nixon
Marques Pettigrew
Doug Shows
Doug Sirmons
Paul Szelc

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Breeding is terrible *

Posted by Poldark <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Poldark' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 30, 2026, 19:50:12, in reply to "official list of...officials. "

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Social Misfit who wants to coach Illinois women's basketball.

"The corruption cry seems autofill but it’s really just coming from the Euros."

Things Poldark’s parents said for $1000?*

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How did you get sounder's password?*

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Barf*

Posted by OWWDig <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=OWWDig' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 30, 2026, 19:10:29, in reply to "official list of...officials. "

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Yikes.

2 of the 3 guys that regularly do B1G games kinda suck.

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Honestly, High Knees is the only one I have a problem with

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I think Szlec is actually pretty good

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I feel like he's usually on the wrong end of several calls a game against us.

And I don't think he likes Brad very much.

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He gawd awful. And awkward too*

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And I don't think he likes Brad very much.

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I had no idea what High Knee's real name was. Yeah, Jeff Anderson.

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and you didn't even mention 98's best friend*

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Brandon Schrock of Laredo, Texas, told the federal government that his employer was “poop,” and his occupation was “pooper.”

I like this betting trend:

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"Illinois vs. UConn Final Four line opened at -1.5 and moved to -2.5. Makinen's metrics suggest Illinois should be at least a -3.5 favorite. Since 2015, bettors moving lines in Final Four games have gone 13-1 SU and 9-5 ATS."

https://x.com/vsininsights/status/2038685452673388775?s=20

There is simultaneously too much and not enough content

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I ain't getting jack shit done this week.

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Charles Barkley is correct

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I watched that live and I thought Clark said it*

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Yeah I’m pretty certain that was Clark and they were throwing it to Charles for his turn next*

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When something is happening, young people like to say it’s “lit.”

Kenny was awful in that segment.

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Every question they asked it was obvious he didn’t know anything and kept saying like “wow let me think there’s so many good choices” and stall until one of the other guys chimed in.

No point in even having him there. He couldn’t even answer the question “who should be the next coach of UNC”

Fanta on the Illini

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Thought this was an orange soda marketing deal.*

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Sky Marshal of the Luftwaffle

“Surf is just a national treasure.” — Jackie

Thoroughly disappointed in the lack of Fantanas*

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Pretty sure the DIA is exclusively Krush.

Posted by osklister <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=osklister' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 30, 2026, 17:30:20, in reply to "Thought this was an orange soda marketing deal.*"

Tonight my bocce league is themed as “College Night” in honor of March Madness

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Flyin’ Illini shirt represent!

Also, I got an ILL from one guy at the coffee shop. I work at from time to time. And another woman came in wearing an Illinois sweatshirt. Lots of Illinois pride in Atlanta.

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Didn't realize you needed a second gig. Trump economy*

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Well nobody’s enforcing the laws anymore so law talking is a tough gig*

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Who remembers this

Posted by ab75 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ab75' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 30, 2026, 16:57:07, in reply to "Illini Final Four Content Thread "

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There must’ve been another version because all I remember in watching the news post game against Syracuse was Irvin small rhyming Kenny battle with Seattle

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Undy on Rich Eisen show

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UConn being 17-1 ATS in NCAA under Hurley

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Is some crazy shit

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We're 4-0 ATS in this tourney *

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BLAM, there's my opinion people - behold

Illinois 71, UCONN 70, everyone wins*

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Brandon Schrock of Laredo, Texas, told the federal government that his employer was “poop,” and his occupation was “pooper.”

Undy was delightful on Pardon My Take. Fun interview.*

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You cannot lose games in the NFL and still win.

Just now getting around to watching it. Great stuff. *

Posted by harb <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=harb' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 1, 2026, 22:23:22, in reply to "Undy was delightful on Pardon My Take. Fun interview.*"

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[Assassin] Harb is the epitome of a Goldfish Troll.
[Opey] Assholes gonna asshole
[tiki] #### all the way off with that, you bloodthirsty hilljack.

Charming and delightful old Uncle Brad: and lil' snot-nosed Tyler....

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Funny DT*

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Maybe about a half-dozen people here remember. :-/ *

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Age AND location in those days.

What a drag it is, getting old....

Great on-court postgame video that I hadn’t seen yet

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When something is happening, young people like to say it’s “lit.”

I'd kill a drifter for one of those orange script Illinois/Illini quarter zips the coaches have

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Why do you hate me, Sammich?

MAJOR UPDATE: "Maybe you're not such a bad egg, Lisle-y"
-Sammich, 1/15/2011

you'd kill a drifter just to watch the light go out of his eyes*

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I want to break it up
I want to smash it up
I want to #### it up
I want to watch it come down

If he was wearing an orange script Illinois/Illini quarter zip in my size...

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MAJOR UPDATE: "Maybe you're not such a bad egg, Lisle-y"
-Sammich, 1/15/2011

You'd have to do it in a way not to get blood on the quarter zip

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I have ways

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Thanks this is great *

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Not Final Four content, but still...

Posted by AintHatin <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=AintHatin' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 30, 2026, 14:57:56, in reply to "Illini Final Four Content Thread "

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ooo

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I want to break it up
I want to smash it up
I want to #### it up
I want to watch it come down

Stuff like this hits SO hard when you’re still playing

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https://x.com/cbssports/status/2038443888294215711?s=46

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The montage of past F4 teams for each program in the middle was an incredible touch*

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Co, geez*

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fuck, i can't hear that song w/o tearing up a little

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makes me think of my best friend from HS who was a huge Eve 6 fan and died in a car accident 20 years ago

Why do you hate me, Sammich?

MAJOR UPDATE: "Maybe you're not such a bad egg, Lisle-y"
-Sammich, 1/15/2011

Well no one's going to top that.*

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Just got Malort shots given to us in Phoenix. *

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[Assassin] Harb is the epitome of a Goldfish Troll.
[Opey] Assholes gonna asshole
[tiki] #### all the way off with that, you bloodthirsty hilljack.

Field of 68: Why IL vs UConn will look different

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Don't take offense, better make amends
Rip it all to shreds and let it go

Thought this was an informative video on our win against Houston

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I enjoyed the video. I wish there was a way for me to assure the narrator that I do in fact know

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what he’s saying so he doesn’t have to keep asking me

Don't take offense, better make amends
Rip it all to shreds and let it go

Hahahahaha•

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Butters?*

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what he’s saying so he doesn’t have to keep asking me

Brandon Schrock of Laredo, Texas, told the federal government that his employer was “poop,” and his occupation was “pooper.”

Maybe he could do a Zoom session next time.*

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what he’s saying so he doesn’t have to keep asking me

“We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.

Undy will be on Monday’s pardon my take.*

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I’m ugly.

One thing you are grateful for and one thing you wish?

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I’m so so grateful Pearl had to sit there on live TV and watch us beat Iowa. Poetic.

I wish we’d gotten to beat Auburn in Greenville.

Sweet, huh?

LaTulip film analysis of last 8 minutes

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https://x.com/LaTulip_Mike/status/2038328233578438734?s=20

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Nevermind*

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Evermore*

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Link to biclops YouTube collection:

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Brandon Schrock of Laredo, Texas, told the federal government that his employer was “poop,” and his occupation was “pooper.”

Mike Carpenter literally eating a hat belongs here*

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Guy who rags on Underwood for attention eats a hat for attention*

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