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Cherry Float Coke is a scourge. Nobody is buying this shit, and whoever stocks the shelves

Posted by doubledown <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=doubledown' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 30, 2026, 12:17:23

apparently can't tell the difference between the bottles, so all the places that usually have regular Cherry Coke are now filled with this Float garbage. And from any distance, you can't tell because the only difference is a tiny picture of a glass with whipped cream on it.

Stop trying to make vanilla Coke flavors happen. Nobody wants it.

I will say the Dirty Mt. Dew isn't terrible. Wouldn't buy all the time

Posted by DanSaint <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=DanSaint' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 30, 2026, 12:23:06, in reply to "Cherry Float Coke is a scourge. Nobody is buying this shit, and whoever stocks the shelves"

Or even get a case but it wasn't that bad.

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dirty pop hasn't been this big since Xtina, and it's getting bigger

Posted by Sammich <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sammich' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 30, 2026, 12:22:29, in reply to "Cherry Float Coke is a scourge. Nobody is buying this shit, and whoever stocks the shelves"

I blame the Mormons

I want to break it up
I want to smash it up
I want to #### it up
I want to watch it come down

what the heck is dirty pop?*

Posted by shua <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=shua' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 30, 2026, 12:24:34, in reply to "dirty pop hasn't been this big since Xtina, and it's getting bigger"

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I blame the Mormons

it's dirty soda to 99% of the world

Posted by Sammich <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sammich' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 30, 2026, 12:45:49, in reply to "what the heck is dirty pop?*"

I just couldn't resist the pun (and I had to rep my dying vernacular).

I want to break it up
I want to smash it up
I want to #### it up
I want to watch it come down

ooo

Posted by IlliniSax05 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=IlliniSax05' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 30, 2026, 13:01:14, in reply to "it's dirty soda to 99% of the world"

Why do you hate me, Sammich?

MAJOR UPDATE: "Maybe you're not such a bad egg, Lisle-y"
-Sammich, 1/15/2011

pop with creamer in it.

Posted by assassin <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=assassin' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 30, 2026, 12:40:28, in reply to "what the heck is dirty pop?*"

lousy mormons

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I blame the Mormons

Brandon Schrock of Laredo, Texas, told the federal government that his employer was “poop,” and his occupation was “pooper.”

is the float flavor actually dairy or is it just vanilla?*

Posted by shua <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=shua' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 30, 2026, 13:09:06, in reply to "pop with creamer in it. "

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lousy mormons

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I blame the Mormons

there are a few different flavors, but vanilla is the main one

Posted by Sammich <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sammich' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 30, 2026, 13:10:46, in reply to "is the float flavor actually dairy or is it just vanilla?*"

sometimes it's dairy, sometimes it isn't

I want to break it up
I want to smash it up
I want to #### it up
I want to watch it come down

We don't have a cow... We have a bull *

Posted by ghost_of_clt <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ghost_of_clt' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 30, 2026, 13:39:41, in reply to "there are a few different flavors, but vanilla is the main one"

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sometimes it's dairy, sometimes it isn't