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Today is my Friday, Wednesday is my Monday

Posted by Jackie <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Jackie' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 3, 2026, 7:48:46

Game tomorrow and also hosting Easter dinner so cooking and cleaning out the wazoo needs to be done today and tomorrow in addition to a full day of work (interrupted by a cut and color).

I CANNOT Penske this thing today, guys! ☠️

Today is my Friday, Thursday will be my Monday. *

Posted by Chicago1995 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Chicago1995' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 3, 2026, 12:53:43, in reply to "Today is my Friday, Wednesday is my Monday "

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I don’t understand the ‘Penske’ reference

Posted by TarheelIllini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=TarheelIllini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 3, 2026, 12:51:50, in reply to "Today is my Friday, Wednesday is my Monday "

And at this point I’m afraid to ask

Recrudescence

it's because you're not Penske material*

Posted by assassin <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=assassin' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 3, 2026, 12:52:30, in reply to "I don’t understand the ‘Penske’ reference "

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And at this point I’m afraid to ask

Brandon Schrock of Laredo, Texas, told the federal government that his employer was “poop,” and his occupation was “pooper.”

I’ll straighten him out*

Posted by timmer <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=timmer' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 3, 2026, 12:58:57, in reply to "it's because you're not Penske material* "

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And at this point I’m afraid to ask

(for rent)

Today is also my Friday (and Monday is Monday)

Posted by EffinIllini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=EffinIllini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 3, 2026, 10:04:31, in reply to "Today is my Friday, Wednesday is my Monday "

Couldn't really take today off after spending the morning and a hunk of the afternoon at the hospital as my daughter had an unscheduled appendectomy. All good now, but a helluva way to spend the day after turning 22.

As that was the kid I would have been taking to the Final Four on Saturday, maybe it's better we didn't get get tickets. Now on to focusing on hosting 20+ people for Easter dinner / Final Four watch party on Saturday.

Also, our hot water heater went out on Wednesday. As thing happen in threes, awaiting what today brings. (If it's just in terms of $, we had a bunch of drainage / leveling work done in our yard Tuesday so maybe all 3 are done.)

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Today, Jesus died for our sins

Posted by timmer <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=timmer' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 3, 2026, 9:48:06, in reply to "Today is my Friday, Wednesday is my Monday "

Also, today is my AWS day off. 2nd Friday of each pay period. Played some pickup hockey at the local rink. Am back home now, tired.

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(for rent)

Today is my Saturday.*

Posted by Toonces <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Toonces' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 3, 2026, 9:02:28, in reply to "Today is my Friday, Wednesday is my Monday "

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I’m ugly.

I really really wish I’d taken today off*

Posted by Jackie <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Jackie' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 3, 2026, 9:43:30, in reply to "Today is my Saturday.*"

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Today is pre-Saturday*

Posted by uofi1998 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=uofi1998' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 3, 2026, 8:56:07, in reply to "Today is my Friday, Wednesday is my Monday "

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Are you going to bark all day, little doggie? Or are you going to bite?

I’m hoarding my vacation days for a grad trip for mini and a family wedding in India

Posted by ATL <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ATL' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 3, 2026, 8:20:11, in reply to "Today is my Friday, Wednesday is my Monday "

Between those two, I won’t have very much spare vacation time this year.

But I’m Penske filing a bit today

“We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.

Where's the grad trip to?*

Posted by EffinIllini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=EffinIllini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 3, 2026, 10:05:21, in reply to "I’m hoarding my vacation days for a grad trip for mini and a family wedding in India"

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Between those two, I won’t have very much spare vacation time this year.

But I’m Penske filing a bit today

You won’t need to bring Timberlands on the trip*

Posted by timmer <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=timmer' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 3, 2026, 8:58:16, in reply to "I’m hoarding my vacation days for a grad trip for mini and a family wedding in India"

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Between those two, I won’t have very much spare vacation time this year.

But I’m Penske filing a bit today

(for rent)

Gonna rent a Mustang convertible??

Posted by osklister <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=osklister' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 3, 2026, 8:54:57, in reply to "I’m hoarding my vacation days for a grad trip for mini and a family wedding in India"

Today is hundo p Penske for me*

Posted by Tortillini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Tortillini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 3, 2026, 8:16:55, in reply to "Today is my Friday, Wednesday is my Monday "

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