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Fired up Major League

Posted by illiniranger <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=illiniranger' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 3, 2026, 20:45:09

“This guys dead!”

“Take him off the list!”

I got guy on the other line about some white walls , I’ll talk to ya later

Posted by Draino <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Draino' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 3, 2026, 22:12:28, in reply to "Fired up Major League "

My kinda team Charlie. My kinda team

Haywood is a convicted felon right?

Posted by illiniranger <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=illiniranger' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 3, 2026, 22:05:27, in reply to "Fired up Major League "

It doesn’t say that

Well he should be

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“This guys dead!”

“Take him off the list!”

That guy she was with...I'm sure he's a close personal friend and all, but what was he doing

Posted by UofIL6 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=UofIL6' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 3, 2026, 22:00:58, in reply to "Fired up Major League "

wearing her panties on his head?

Uh oh, Rexie, I don't think this one's got the distance

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“This guys dead!”

“Take him off the list!”

ooo

Posted by IlliniSax05 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=IlliniSax05' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 3, 2026, 21:48:16, in reply to "Fired up Major League "

Why do you hate me, Sammich?

MAJOR UPDATE: "Maybe you're not such a bad egg, Lisle-y"
-Sammich, 1/15/2011

Postgame show brought to you by… Christ I can’t find it. To hell with it *

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“This guys dead!”

“Take him off the list!”

That's all we got? One god damn hit?

You can't say that on the air.

Don't worry, no one's listening anyway.

Why do you hate me, Sammich?

MAJOR UPDATE: "Maybe you're not such a bad egg, Lisle-y"
-Sammich, 1/15/2011

Look at this fuckin’ guy*

Posted by Jackie <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Jackie' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 3, 2026, 21:30:35, in reply to "Fired up Major League "

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“This guys dead!”

“Take him off the list!”

Hey Bartender, Jobu needs a refill*

Posted by Sounder <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sounder' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 3, 2026, 21:31:24, in reply to "Look at this fuckin’ guy*"

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“This guys dead!”

“Take him off the list!”

You trying to say Jesus Christ can’t hit a curveball?*

Posted by Jackie <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Jackie' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 3, 2026, 21:34:41, in reply to "Hey Bartender, Jobu needs a refill*"

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“This guys dead!”

“Take him off the list!”

I only got one thing to say to you:

Posted by Sammich <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sammich' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 3, 2026, 21:09:32, in reply to "Fired up Major League "

STRIKE THIS ...[guy]... OUT!

I want to break it up
I want to smash it up
I want to #### it up
I want to watch it come down

I said that in third grade playing rec league baseball to my buddy pitching

Because we had HBO and I had no bedtime.

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STRIKE THIS ...[guy]... OUT!

Mrs Dorn is smoking hot. I do that “Ahhhooooga” thing and adjust my tie *

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“This guys dead!”

“Take him off the list!”

Well then I guess there’s only thing left to do…*

Posted by nash <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=nash' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 3, 2026, 20:56:11, in reply to "Fired up Major League "

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“This guys dead!”

“Take him off the list!”

Vaughn into the windup with his first offering...

Juuuuuust a bit outside, he tried the corner and missed

Why do you hate me, Sammich?

MAJOR UPDATE: "Maybe you're not such a bad egg, Lisle-y"
-Sammich, 1/15/2011

He's not the best colorman in the league for nothing*

Posted by UofIL6 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=UofIL6' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 3, 2026, 21:04:55, in reply to "Vaughn into the windup with his first offering..."

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Juuuuuust a bit outside, he tried the corner and missed

Too high.

Whaddaya mean too high?

I dunno, I thought it was too high.

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Juuuuuust a bit outside, he tried the corner and missed

Who gives a shit?,!? It’s gone*

Posted by Draino <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Draino' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 3, 2026, 22:08:53, in reply to "Too high. "

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Whaddaya mean too high?

I dunno, I thought it was too high.

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Juuuuuust a bit outside, he tried the corner and missed

Cmon Dorn, don't give me this Ole bullshit!

Why do you hate me, Sammich?

MAJOR UPDATE: "Maybe you're not such a bad egg, Lisle-y"
-Sammich, 1/15/2011

Great line. *

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