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I've noticed Coke Zero gets skunky far more quickly than it used to

Posted by Sammich <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sammich' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 16, 2026, 15:16:28

You can't leave an open can out for 20 minutes without it turning into nastiness.

A more cynical man than I would suggest this is purposeful.

I want to break it up
I want to smash it up
I want to #### it up
I want to watch it come down

I just tried the probiotic Pepsi

Posted by timmer <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=timmer' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 17, 2026, 8:28:05, in reply to "I've noticed Coke Zero gets skunky far more quickly than it used to"

No taste

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You can't leave an open can out for 20 minutes without it turning into nastiness.

A more cynical man than I would suggest this is purposeful.

(for rent)

are you sure you're not just smelling yourself?

Posted by IlliniSax05 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=IlliniSax05' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 17, 2026, 7:41:56, in reply to "I've noticed Coke Zero gets skunky far more quickly than it used to"

Why do you hate me, Sammich?

MAJOR UPDATE: "Maybe you're not such a bad egg, Lisle-y"
-Sammich, 1/15/2011

it took you more than sixteen hours to come up with that?

Posted by Sammich <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sammich' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 17, 2026, 8:27:00, in reply to "are you sure you're not just smelling yourself?"

I want to break it up
I want to smash it up
I want to #### it up
I want to watch it come down

I was travelling for work yesterday and just saw this today

Posted by IlliniSax05 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=IlliniSax05' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 17, 2026, 8:31:45, in reply to "it took you more than sixteen hours to come up with that?"

not everyone gets to be a lazy ass like you and just float through life. Some of us actually have to work

Why do you hate me, Sammich?

MAJOR UPDATE: "Maybe you're not such a bad egg, Lisle-y"
-Sammich, 1/15/2011

Your main problem

Posted by bjl63 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=bjl63' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 16, 2026, 19:28:23, in reply to "I've noticed Coke Zero gets skunky far more quickly than it used to"

Drinking that trash. It sucks when fresh

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You can't leave an open can out for 20 minutes without it turning into nastiness.

A more cynical man than I would suggest this is purposeful.

Did you know that if you let Coke Zero sit more than 30 seconds it gives you Fatty Liver Disease?*

Posted by Stu <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Stu' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 16, 2026, 16:48:40, in reply to "I've noticed Coke Zero gets skunky far more quickly than it used to"

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You can't leave an open can out for 20 minutes without it turning into nastiness.

A more cynical man than I would suggest this is purposeful.

Chicken Little poster child

I'll alert the media.

Posted by osklister <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=osklister' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 16, 2026, 16:23:33, in reply to "I've noticed Coke Zero gets skunky far more quickly than it used to"

It must be the cancer curing additive*

Posted by Sounder <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sounder' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 16, 2026, 16:19:13, in reply to "I've noticed Coke Zero gets skunky far more quickly than it used to"

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You can't leave an open can out for 20 minutes without it turning into nastiness.

A more cynical man than I would suggest this is purposeful.

skunky? we leave cans of soda (not pop) around a bit and i don't think i've noticed*

Posted by lcubed <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=lcubed' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 16, 2026, 15:27:52, in reply to "I've noticed Coke Zero gets skunky far more quickly than it used to"

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You can't leave an open can out for 20 minutes without it turning into nastiness.

A more cynical man than I would suggest this is purposeful.

loses its fizz and tastes all nasty

Posted by Sammich <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sammich' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 16, 2026, 15:36:46, in reply to "skunky? we leave cans of soda (not pop) around a bit and i don't think i've noticed*"

yes, haters, it can taste nastier than it does when it's fresh

I want to break it up
I want to smash it up
I want to #### it up
I want to watch it come down

you have piqued my interest. i shall report back*

Posted by lcubed <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=lcubed' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 16, 2026, 15:47:29, in reply to "loses its fizz and tastes all nasty"

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yes, haters, it can taste nastier than it does when it's fresh

From the moment you open it? *

Posted by doubledown <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=doubledown' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 16, 2026, 15:21:31, in reply to "I've noticed Coke Zero gets skunky far more quickly than it used to"

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You can't leave an open can out for 20 minutes without it turning into nastiness.

A more cynical man than I would suggest this is purposeful.

…and it touches your lips….

Posted by timmer <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=timmer' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 16, 2026, 15:32:27, in reply to "From the moment you open it? *"

Never cared for its taste

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You can't leave an open can out for 20 minutes without it turning into nastiness.

A more cynical man than I would suggest this is purposeful.

(for rent)

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